Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

What happens when you stop sucking at dating? When you find a partner, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a wife! What if you get married and have children? What happens then!!!! That's when you realize you still need Help! You still suck! HELP! We SUCK at being Newlyweds! Time marches on, life evolves and even Dean Unglert found a wife! Join hosts Dean Unglert, Jared Haibon, and Caelynn Miller-Keyes each week as they try to solve the mysteries of marriage, the perils of parenting, the lessons of love. This threesome is determined to stop Sucking. So join them to help discover all the answers in your own relationships. From proposals to weddings, engagements to marriages, babies and even some breakups. They'll discover it all with support from your favorite Bachelor Nation friends!


November 27, 2023 45 mins

Dean and Caelynn are about to make a MAJOR life change and it could involve little ones sooner than we thought!
Jared and Ashley are preparing for a big move… but Jared is hesitant. Find out how they’re making it work.
Plus, Jared reveals why his biggest goal this holiday season is to make Ashley cry.

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Dean is suffering from a major leg injury, and one of our favorite superstars from Bachelor Nation might be to blame!
Jared lost at Fantasy Football… so now it’s time to pick his punishment! You won’t believe what Dean is going to make him do.
Plus, Dean has a shocking surprise to reveal that has everyone split… even Caelynn!

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November 13, 2023 46 mins

Jared has a full recap from his weekend at Chris Harrison's wedding! Hear what really happened when Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick reunited after their split. 
We get an update on Dean and Caelynn's next big step after getting married, and Caelynn reveals why Dean's excruciating leg injury might help on his path to become a father.

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November 6, 2023 42 mins

How big is TOO big of an age gap in dating?? Dean reveals what happened when he dated an older woman when he was in his early twenties!
Sharing your location with your significant other can be a sensitive subject in a relationship, and we hear about how Dean got caught by Caelynn thanks to his GPS.
Plus, Jared opens up about the hidden challenges of trick or treating with a toddler!

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October 30, 2023 29 mins

Dean and Caelynn are on their first couples trip as husband and wife! Hear how things are going on their Hawaiian getaway with Ben Higgins and his wife Jess!

Jared, Dean and Caelynn have all found love in Paradise, but they have some harsh truths to share about the state of things this season on BIP… and nothing is off limits!

Plus, are you team Sophie or Team Priyanka?? You don’t need to a be a JoBros fan to have strong opinions...

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October 23, 2023 50 mins

What’s your biggest ick?? Dean, Caelynn and Jared reveal their biggest red flags, dealbreakers and icks from when they were dating.
We do a 1 month marriage check-in with Dean and Caelynn, and things get a little TOO real.
Plus, find out the reality show that might bring Dean back to your TV!

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October 16, 2023 44 mins

Jared and Ashley are officially trying for their second baby! Jared gets a little too real about the positives and negatives of the process… 

Dean has some suggestions on how to “influence” the gender of Jared’s second child. 

And, Dean opens up about his desire to become a cop! You’ll never guess why… 

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October 9, 2023 54 mins

Jared is back to give his HONEST take on Dean and Caelynn’s wedding! Hear the good… and the bad from Jared, and why he was worried sick on the way to the ceremony!
Dean and Caelynn had their “brains scanned”… find out what that means and why it might affect where they move to raise a family.
Plus, we hear about a MAJOR life change Dean made after the wedding was over!

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September 27, 2023 49 mins

It finally happened! Dean and Caelynn are back from their wedding weekend with a FULL recap of the magical mountaintop ceremony!
Find out who partied too hard, who hooked up, and who left the wedding with a PERMANENT reminder of Dean and Caelynn’s special day.
These are behind the scenes stories you can’t find anywhere else!

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September 25, 2023 18 mins

Caelynn and Dean are on their way to their dream wedding in the mountains and have a moment to share their final feelings and thoughts before they officially become The Bells!
But things might not go exactly as planned, because Dean has NO tux!

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September 18, 2023 45 mins

Dean and Caelynn's big day is almost here! But now they need to answer the big question on everyone's mind... what exactly do they mean by a "western chic" wedding??

Dean, Caelynn and Jared go deep into the "summer they turned pretty" and we try to figure who was or wasn't cool as a teenager. Dean may have peaked in high school... just saying. 

Plus, Jared has an intimate question about his accommodations for the wedding. 

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September 11, 2023 43 mins

Be honest… did you know the groom is expected to get the bride a gift on the wedding day?? Jared didn’t and now is trying to save Dean from the same fate!
Dean and Caelynn’s big day is almost here! And, the great “toast debate” continues… will they allow speeches or not??

Plus,  we discuss why Bachelor in Paradise has a much higher success rate than original flavor Bachelor.

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September 8, 2023 23 mins

Relationship expert Shan Boodram has some hard truths about marriage to share with the Newlyweds! She’s the host of The Marriage Pact which reveals that sometimes an ultimatum is needed to push a relationship to the next level.
Shan gives Dean, Caelynn and Jared some much needed advice about the dangers of making assumptions, and the power of giving your partner space.
Plus, when is it time to leave a relationship??...

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September 4, 2023 36 mins

Jared has some officiant advice for Dean and Caelynn after Ashley performed the sacred duties for a friend's wedding! 

Dean and Caelynn reveal that they have ZERO speeches in their wedding reception, and Jared thinks it's a big mistake. 

Plus, would you ever renew your vows?? Jared and Ashley don't see the point...

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August 28, 2023 45 mins

Dean finally got his tux! But it comes with an accessory that Caelynn is NOT happy about… Find out how they’ll work things out before the big day!
Jared has some crucial wedding advice to share from his experience walking down the aisle. He shares the wild story of how a Bachelor superfan crashed their rehearsal dinner!
Plus, Dean and Caelynn are ready to “intensify” their relationship… and we discover what that mea...

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August 21, 2023 42 mins

Dean’s Bachelor party is coming up, but he wants to cancel the entire thing! Find out what gave Dean cold feet about the whole affair.
Caelynn gives us a day by day breakdown of her dream Bachelorette party! If you’re planning a Bachelorette or a bridal shower soon… you MUST take notes!
Plus, we get an update on a (potential) tuxedo disaster.

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August 18, 2023 26 mins

The Newlyweds are ready to reveal some deep dark secrets with a game of “Would You Rather”, and you won’t believe what happened between Dean and Caelynn’s grandparents!
Dean and Jared hint at what you might find in their guy’s group chats if the FBI took a look.
And… are you dating a true psychopath?? We have some tips on what to look for.

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August 14, 2023 41 mins

Caelynn’s Bachelorette party is here and she’s sharing all the secrets behind her big weekend!
Is it EVER acceptable to break up with someone over the phone?? Turns out a couple of our Newlyweds might be guilty of this…

And Jared looks back on his intimate memories with Kaitlyn Bristowe when we discuss “what could have been”.

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Dean, Caelynn and Jared are taking YOUR dating questions and serving up the honest truth. 

What do you do when your partner is following too many models on Instagram?
And should you be worried if you have a dream about an ex??

Plus, find out why Dean and Caelynn might be taking a break from social media!

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August 7, 2023 40 mins

Contrary to what you may think, it’s NOT that common for newlyweds to have sex on their wedding night, but Dean and Caelynn might take things to an entirely new level.
Dean has a surprising reaction to the reality that his adventuring days will end once they have kids.
Plus, hear all about Dean’s near-death experience while mountain climbing!

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