LS Episode 559: The Red Flag Collector (feat. Ron Taylor)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sh cheers. Where's my cup? It's yeah, where's your cup?
It's lip service, y'all. I'm Angela Yee, I'm Jiji Maguire.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm Jeordie Jor.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm Ron Taylor, Ron Taylor, welcome to the show. Well,
why thank you for having me?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know what you need to say? Cred deal.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
That's I'm Beyonce's the stuff that yeah, beautiful lot.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, that was very wild to me. Everybody was surprised.
You can detangle locks, but I ain't know his hair
was that long. That nigga must be half Cherokee.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
She did.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
They did a mini documentary on it, on her like
helping s entangle. He's here, but tell me that's not
great marketing for her shampoo and conditioner.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It got me. I want it, Yeah, I want it.
I was like, I've never I didn't know if your
hair is that long? Why you wait till you're sixty
something years old. He could have been having a Snoop Dogg.
That could have been his whole look.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
He was going through different phases in his life.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, yeah, his lite right, and then he said, you
know what, We're going to take this out. I think
he said His reason was Blue for Blue Ivy.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Blue Ivy, at around the age of five, was self
conscious about her hair, so he decided to grow his
hair out to show her that her hair is like
his hair.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Why'd you say, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I mean it's it's you know, it's hard to believe
anything people in entertainment say, I hope that's why he
did it. It makes sense, But I wouldn't be surprised
if he had, like the smartest people in the world
come up with like a real good excuse for him
to have just did what he wanted to do with
his hair, and like, Okay, we're going to say it
was about Blue that, but then we're going to do
the sacred thing and then everything.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
You know what though, I understand why because remember they
used to make fun of her hair when she was
young and it was so yeah, right, and look at
how beautiful she Yeah, and she's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Can you imagine having a kid like in the world
that people are talking about like, that's absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wild to you.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I can I can imagine that.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You can. Are you of the people that talk it's
about children?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
No? No, but my name is my name is Ronald. Right,
so my dad's name was Ronald. Of course, if I
named my son Ronald, he's getting it. He is getting it.
It's NonStop. They don't make new Ronalds.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I know you're right because Ronald is like my mom's
friend from childhood I.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Have, he's my grandfather's uncle.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, they're all recycled. If you meet a thirty year
old named Ronald, his dad was named Ronald. His dad was.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Probably, so you feel obligated.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You got to get the curse just like me. You know,
maybe they're gonna talk.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
About now obviously we know you are, and congratulations, let's
have it. Let's drink to that because ron Taylor is
the winner of season one of Funny af Funny A
Richard in Grand Cormino. Yeah, and then show, Yeah, it's
been already renewed, so tears to that.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Let me tell you something. That show was so good.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
People were like, everybody had their favorites, you know, of
who they thought was gonna win. But a lot of
people said they were happy that you won. And people
had to vote.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, so that was the interesting part, you know, was
when the audience started voting. That's when I was like, Oh,
it really is anybody's game, because like, nobody knew the
show was going to be that big. Maybe Kevin Hart did,
but none of the cast members did. We were in
the show, so we didn't know people were watching it. It
was like the super Bowl. So once the live voting started,

(03:28):
which was the semi finals, and then like I got
picked first because in our minds we just knew it
was gonna be Kaitlinfo and Usa Ma Sudiki because they
were like the front runners. So once they said Ussama
and Ron, I was like, oh, wait a minute, it
might be anybody because I had dropped the ball so
many times early on in the competition just because I

(03:50):
had forgot jokes right and I didn't forget them, but
I ran out of time so I had to get off.
But then once it was like the end, I said, oh,
I got some stuff in the back pocket, so I
just put it all and it turned up in my favor.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
And it you know, I want to say that. And
I knew some of the comedians that were on there,
glorileas she's hilarious from early on.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What was her name, Gloriles Mara? Is that her last name?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm said that I don't know that person.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
On the first episode and another one Tata series, like,
I was seeing real comedians that I've seen performed before,
and you've already had a pretty nice resume before this.
And I think that's also the thing too, because there's
a certain point in the comedy world where you're like
too big for certain things. But it's like it's like

(04:37):
a sweet spot that you are right.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
You are absolutely right. And it's interesting that you would
say that because I got a lot of friends who
are like, man, it's so crazy that you got on
that show. A lot of people in this business period entertainment,
you know, you put on fronts and then you make
yourself look a little bit more established, a little bit
more successful than you are, and when you do that,
sometimes you look bigger four things than you actually are.

(05:02):
I got some friends who would look like they're doing great.
They could have taken to vege of that show, but
based off of the look they've curated, it will look
like a step down.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
But you've already done some big things. That's what I'm saying.
Was there a doubt in your mind initially, like am
I not?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Really?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Am I too big for this.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I was always the bum in every big thing
I did.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
That, That's what I said, sweet Spot.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, Like I did a lot of big stuff,
like I was in TV shows, But I've still lived
in a van, right. I was always the lucky one
to be in this big situation.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Even the worst house on the best block.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
There it is. It paid off.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
And now let's talk about that too, though, because imagine
like living in a van but still making content that
actually goes viral.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh oh viral. Okay, there's there's a few different types
of content that I made in the man. I was like,
who told you that? But yes, the viral content. So
I don't know about viral, but it went around and
you know, you make videos and you do little podcasts
and stuff like that. One of the bigger things I
did in that van was cooking, right, and that was

(06:16):
just what I had to eat. And my daddy used
to take us camping all the time, so I had
all these like little crack bunting burner things. I was
like cooking up eggs and king crab legs and stuff
like that. And after a while, we need to bring
this van back California. They confiscated it because the tags

(06:37):
was bad.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah you're from Detroit for sure, you.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Know, but where I'm from. That's how you get tagged
when you feel like, wow, you know if the car
is still wrong, but I need to tag for You're.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Not even thinking about that. I'm trying to get from
here to here exactly.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I went out of town for a little bit. I
gave a vehicle to my my friend. Then he left
town here like they took advantage. Said where was you at?
He said, I love? I said, nigga, I left.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's right to me, and no one was there exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
But you know, we'll get another one.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
But I do think the authenticity of something like that is,
you know, like people try to create moments and create
content that's not and that's like authentic content.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah. Yeah, that is a job. And that's not to
say I would not take on that job of like
creating moments, but once you get in it, you gotta
start doing it. Right now, all of my moments are authentic,
but they are not consistent. They have not been consistent.
But once you start like making things like I'm going
to do this, I'm go do that, you got to
stay on top of it. But if you're not ready

(07:40):
for that. That's how a lot of people kind of
crash and burn. Something big pops off. They try to
keep up the momentum, but they're not ready for it.
So every like good thing that has happened for me,
I was ready for it because it's not something that
was like manufactured manufacturing things is not a bad things.
Got to be ready for it. Yeah, so that's it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
We're all big fans of Detroit.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yes, oh really? Yeah, what is your story with Detroit
for me?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well, I used to work for eminem for a while.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Wait, did you bring the corn beef egg rolls to Detroit?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's so racist you said about Asian corn beef. Why
would you think that was me?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I feel like somebody I was there and I was like, yeah,
you get like.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
She only eats chicken.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, Well, I'm gonna tell you what.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, but he's not all the way wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
So, because you know I'm on w JLB and Detroit,
shout out to j l B, and I actually endorsed
one of the when they opened up a new Asian
corn beef spot. And then, because you're right, because I
don't eat beef, they actually did some special like turkey
ones for me for that for the opening of it.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
But I don't have anything to do with it.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It was just an endorsement, all right, all right, well
you know, all right, I ain't know.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, wait did you bring Because.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I go back home to see everybody talking about egg rolls.
I'm like, niggas, I thought we did tony dogs when
all these corn meaf egg rolls coming. But you know
I enjoy them, so yes.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
And then I have a building in midtown Detroit.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh okay, well wonderful. Why are you all familiar with Detroit?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
The men?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
The men pretty much?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh, and men are very generous out there, and they're
very chival chivalrous.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh you hear that Detroit tricks the bus.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I want to say that, you know what, I'm not
gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
One of my homegirls came with me to Detroit, her
first time coming to Detroit. She had her suitcase from
the airport. Met me in Mexican Town. Is that what
it's called Mexican Town? Met me there at a restaurant.
Met a guy at the restaurant at the table over
from us. He sent us strings and he gave her
his chain.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Don't give you the shirt off their back. That's happened
to me.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yeah, on the service gave you his shirt. It was
it was the camera's cut off, but it did happen.
But he did give me the shirt off.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't know who that was.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's a nice shirt. And he said, here, take it.
They'll pay your meals. Like, yeah, you're not on that
type of time.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well, I mean, here's the deal, man, you don't invite
them to the band? Well, definitely, I mean, you know, well,
I mean I guess I am. But just when you
say it like that, it's embarrassing, Like is it not?

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Was an embarrassing that we love the way that we
get treated by the men from your city. You will
say this, I've been dating for a very long time,
and I will put Detroitment at the top of my list. Really, yes,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I mean I wouldn't say all you got to have
something to give it. But what I got I give. Yeah,
I got. I had a lot of time. I gave
a lot of time, you know. But back price, I
do what I can. You know, if I can pay
for dinner, I will. Is that not the norm? People
don't do that? If you take a woman out, he's

(11:08):
to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, that is a minimum at least.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
The thing is, we come from the Big Three, right,
so we are like we we come from people who
were bougie, like our old heads. They had money, so
it's normal to take care of a woman. Now the
Big Three don't exist no more, but those people had kids.
We still get that mindset. You know, if you need something,

(11:33):
I got it. Now there's some good and badge that.
There's some controlling nature to that. When you're taken care
of a woman's lifestyle, it's like bitch where you're going.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Some of that comes with it.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
But Jordie Jorr, I feel like you have a good
from the feed that kind of goes along with that.
So we do this thing called from the feed where
we pick something from social media that's gotten some traction
relationship wise, and she's going to play it for you
or tell you what it is, and then you're going
to see if you agree or did agree.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
If I agree or disagree with what they said on
the field.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yes, okay, you gotta tell us, Stuarty.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I'm either gonna pay all the bills or be faithful
I'm not doing both. I'm either gonna pay all the bills.
I'm either gonna pay all the bills, or I'm gonna
be faithful, but not both. But not both. That means
or I could pay some of the bills and be
faithful somewhat, I could pay none of the bills and

(12:30):
be cheating.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, no, that is not what that means.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
If you pay none of the bills, and you better
be being none, you're faithful, faithful, being.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Committed if you ain't got no bill money.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Now, well, I mean, I don't know that Nigga had
muscles or full of beer. You know, he make his
own rules. But for the rest of us regular folk,
you really, I mean, I hate to come on here
and be that guy. Like, if you're gonna cheat, why
why be together? So? Well?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I mean, I'm just I ain't saying the guy is
supposed to pay bills or not. But I don't know, Like,
why would.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I let me ask you this?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Have you ever cheated? Well run in the past, which
there's a deal.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Did I do what you doing to high school Mumford
in Detroit? I just told you to sit to school Detroit.
I went to mumfort high. I didn't really fuck around
in high school. I was too busy doing work. I
didn't have no older brothers, right, so nobody told me, oh,
you're supposed to skip school and and and fucking all that.
I didn't know that. I was just I had to
learn the hard way. But I never, like, straight up

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directly cheated, right. So the way that I got into
relationships early on, when I was eighteen nineteen, a girl
was like, you're gonna beat my boyfriend. And I was like, okay,
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You're the passive one in the relationship.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
She just I don't know. I didn't know how to
say no. I didn't have a reason to say no.
She she wanted the fuck. I said, I'm down with that.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
How were you when you let your.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Eighteen nineteen? But I ain't do it well until I
was twenty one. The first few times was just just
you're just throwing some allidentate dick in there. Yeah, you know,
just I hadn't made the mind muscle link of the
fucking yet. It took a while. By by twenty one,
I was throwing down. It was a different story. So
I don't really count that.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
If someone tell you that are you just I just
figured it out.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
You know. It's like when I was in middle school,
once upon a time I couldn't climb the rope. Then
one year I just could.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It was like that do you have to build up
your upper bodies?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
So just the connection, you know, it's just like and
I came up in the porn era, so like I'm
seeing a real woman and she's talking and I'm trying
to pause her and it's just.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
She's still talking.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know, Yes, it doesn't work like that.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You listen to porn, like when you watch porn, you
also listen with the.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Body as a production of it.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
All watch is crazy? What about so do you?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, do you care about a plot or like if
it's you're language, if it's in English.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I mean, at this stage of life, I've I have
enjoyed a little bit of all of it. You know,
just what do they call it? Gonzo and amateur, So
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Just gonzo makes me think of nosept babies has a
big nose.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
If I'm not gonna saying it's like a style or
that we might have been created by a person. But
it's just kind of like random stuff where it's like,
it's no let me ask, Well, you probably shouldn't. I
don't want.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Might not tell me. I really don't care about the
plotin porn.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Just get you. I've done a little bit of all
of it.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't want to see. I don't want to see
the fore play.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I don't want to see the making out, go to
insertion or clapping together.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Don't tell nobody, but uh uh, stud porn like the
black the stud. What's the appropriate term for a masculine
lesbian stud? You see they got the brushways and the
sixth pack and they sit there. It's great because it's

(16:10):
like it's not for you, but it's for you. I
love it that And femdom with women, it's like shut up, yeah,
great because now you it's like super consent. If a
woman is sucking you, you know that she wanted.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So is wow, I got that. I get that log.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
If a woman is sucking you, that know that you
know that she wants it, like she's throwing it on you.
She's being the lead, she's being the one that's taking
the lead and just doing being aggressive and so that way,
you know, listen, so that way, I ain't forcing her.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I ain't making her do that. She don't want to.
She wants this dick.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, I like to.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I want to be to be like, Okay, so you
be aggressive with you.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I appreciate. I'm not saying I'm not telling all the
women out in the world to come punch me in
the stomach and make me look the ass. But I
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Forced you to lick their ass.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
It happened.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's happened. Somebody made you.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I did a lot of drugs. I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, can you remember this? That's unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I got it on tape.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, okay, life life got crazy twenty twenty all of us, right, were.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You still in the vand at this point?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Or I still had I still had it? While was
staying on a trap house, a white trap house. I
didn't know it was a trap house because it was white.
I'm like, y'all don't trap people. Was nothing this in
La in Los Angeles?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
People? Was it giving like it?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
No? Heaven snow. It was on Western and atoms and uh,
why am I docs in this location?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
White trap?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
And how did you find yourself there?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Some comics they stayed there, you know. It's just that's
how you, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
And comedies. Everybody sleep, so everybody's couch at some.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Point, right, yeah, And I was just there and then
everything was great and then the world shut down, right Yeah.
But I had a young lady come out and she
there's a whole nother story, but I did. Okay, So
that China, well that was one of them. It was
a it was a thing. Yeah, it was a thing.
I think. Sure, I love it.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
You know you got gang lick this to you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
At the same time, No, no.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I wasn't that lucky. It wasn't that lucky.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I don't know if I believe it interesting.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Such silly things. No, I had fun.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know, have you ever paid for a woman to
humiliate you?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Not directly, but you know, definitely I definitely paid them,
and they made me look bad. I don't need to
be humiliated. My thing is like this, right, you know,
you do your thing. You can't really truly make me
do anything, particularly if I'm bigger than you. Right, But
the fact that you did again, it's just like, Okay,
now I know this person's in it. I don't like

(19:05):
to convince women the fuck. It just feels nasty to me.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, you don't want to pressure nobody you want them to,
rather they pressure you a little already.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Talk for a living. I might accidentally like make, you know,
trick somebody, and then they're like, I didn't really know
you be aggressive. Then I know that you want so.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
How has life changed after winning? Then when it comes
to women.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
They're calling calling, it's funny. It's it's uh, it's only
the ones that I've been with in the past.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, so everybody's trying to stand.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah, but it's like, you know, they ain't asking for nothing.
So that's what's funny to me.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know, they're just calling.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
They're just like, what, what the dick, it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, it's still here.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's still here. You don't want no money and no Netflix?
Let me get some of that, all right.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's how I start. That's how it starts.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's with just that, and.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Then eventually they're going to ask you.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Something I ain't got it. You guys been.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Working on a specially now I know you're on tour,
so obviously you're working on material.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting because trying to come up with
material for a brand new special is something that I've
never done before. You get in comedy. Right, Let's say
I do a special ten years in. That's ten years
worth of jokes I've done. I've released an hour in
my career before, and that first one I did was

(20:28):
the culmination of all the jokes I've ever been told
not to go from that point to a year from now,
have something as good as something that took ten years
that I've never done.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
So it's really like crunch time.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's like Jay Z's reasonable doubt versus what was the
second one?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
What was this second album in my lifetime?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Whatever? It was his second album, his first album you
put out when he's twenty six. It was twenty six
years worth of shit he was talking about.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, the second album.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Was only two years, but a lot happened. Yeah, sure,
but not more than twenty six years worth of stuff
not me for you. Yeah even still, but.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I do listen. It's a great test of challenging yourself.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
You don't provide any help or no support.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
I mean they don't know, you know, they just what
do you?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
So what are you thinking like when you're how do
you prepare when you go and work the rooms?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Like you?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
What are your thoughts on is it because it can't
be to well, I guess it can be current because
it's going to hold a place in time, like when
people did a lot of COVID jokes. Yeah, and now
we look at it and it's like it's not necessarily
relating to what's happening now, but it does kind of
place you in a certain time period when you watch it.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
When you think.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
About it, are you trying to do it do things
that are ever green? Or are you thinking it's okay
for me to do things that are if.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I do something that's dated, Right, I wanted to mean something.
I think a lot of the things I do aren't
necessarily dated. But I don't think anything's better about dated
material as long as it's not like reliant on being
in that moment in time. Right, Like I could do
a joke about Changy, right, but I can't do it.

(22:12):
Like right there just just came out.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
He just got a ballsy or something.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I did see that.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Eyebrow.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't think eyebrow. But he was definitely a beautiful man.
Was He was very what's there manicure, minstrel menstrual metro.
He looked like that, but more power to it. But yeah,
you know, I don't want to do the jokes that

(22:41):
sound that reliant on a moment in time. But the
way I go about it is like a pool from
my life, Like you said, experiences. My perspective on things
is what has gotten me through and far so much.
You know, like, particularly when when you're doing comedy, you
related two people, right, So everybody has these experiences. It's

(23:04):
just my perspective on it that people are interested in.
Right when people talk about like what do you call it?
Not new material but original material? Like the most original
thing in the world would be for me to make
up a language and do a whole special in that language.
But you wouldn't fucking know what that meant. Yeah I
would know, So no, that's not funny. So you like,

(23:26):
it can only be so original because you want people
to go, ah, yes, me too. So that's what I'm doing.
I'm just giving you my idea of what we all
go through.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
You know.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
One of my good friends is a comedian and she
was telling me, and tell me if you think this
is true. She was like, I'm about to She was like,
I need to do lip service because my next special
is going to be dirty, and she said the best women,
well the richest women comedians all do like dirty sex jokes.
And I was like, damn, I never thought about it
like that, like the most successful ones.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I think that may be a coincidence maybe, but I
don't know, maybe there's something to the I mean, Rosie o'donald,
was she dirty?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Ellen isn't dirty.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I randomly just saw Rosie o'donald at nob and you know,
she's got like she.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Did plastic surgery, so she looked a little different. Yeah,
I guess she's filling in for, like, no, Ellen doesn't
have a show anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Ellen's left the country.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, oh yeah with her wife, right, she feeling in.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
For Jimmy Fallon or something.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Like that Rosie o'donald for I can't.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Remember, and I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't
want to be in and what she's doing.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
But I used to get her and Roseanne mixed up.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
But why the names?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
It was portly white communic ladies time.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, So she's filling in for Jimmy Kimmel for like
a week, right yeah. Yeah, So I was like, oh,
now it makes sense because that's all right, Nobu and
I was like, said Rosie, o'donald over there, like so random.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
It's not somebody I normally just see. Have you ever
been out and seen somebody like, damn.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
That's a random Trinidad James. I saw all. What's the
restaurant next to the comedy store. I think it's Katana
or something.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Like, oh yeah on Melrose, right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
or Sunset sunset on Sunset.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, I saw him.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's not everybody, goes Ka.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I feel like you think I'm just a dude from
Detroit who lived in a van. Every person is somebody
to me. So I've seen people everywhere. What's the black
dude that used to be on TMZ van something. I
saw him at Ralph's he was tall, the grocery store, right, yeah.
He at Bank of America.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
He was taking to hum.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
A bigger guy. I can just be out here like that.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Do you say anything like when you see like, what's up?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
No? No, for what?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know because.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
People do that, I know, but it's just like lamar
Odoms knows you. He knows that you know who he is.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
He wouldn't know he's a basketball player, I mean different Villas,
Will Smith, but I could easily not know a bunch
of I don't know a lot of sports people like that,
at least not back there. I know more now.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
So you're not a Pistons fan.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I mean I am a Piston. I don't have to
be a fan. I'm from Detroit. Like that's justeah, I
don't really, I'm not following it all right now. I
did a show for the Pistons. Them niggas didn't laugh.
I was like, y'alliggas in here not laughing, like y'all
the Warriors right now. This back when they had a
horrible record, I'm like, y'all need to get to trust.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Nothing was fun, right, it's funny?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, Well laugh anyway it heals because your niggas is
hurting right now. Well they got much better, Yes, yes
they did.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
But do you celebrate Sweetest Day and stuff like that
when you were growing up?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Sweetest Day? Isn't that for the ladies to do for us? Yeah?
I ain't never had a woman do ships for me?
Is that? Yeah, that's not true. There's gonna be somebody
that will call me. I think it's October sixteenth, twentieth something,
like that. It's in October.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
So wait, so what have you had somebody do because
you said some ladies are going.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
To be like, bought me some girl bought me underwear
with her face on it hugging like the area that.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Would be that.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Day. So Christmas, oh yeah, because she got a Christmas
hat on.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
She's smiling, she's like, she bought you underwear? So was
that the how many parents is one one?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It was like she got to I mean I was
impressed because where do you get like customizing wear it
for her recently? Actually?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
What was that night? Mike?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
She argued with me non stop. Yeah, it was crazy.
So I got the underwear like maybe two three years ago.
Then she left me and started dating some nigga whatever.
Good written. That's really how I felt, because she was.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Anyway, she.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Was going on to bigger and better things. But then
she you know, broke up, split up, whatever, and then
she came back around and I just happened to have
those underwear I had never wore, and I wore them
and then we argued and then argue about what do
y'all need an excuse anything?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
No, just I don't think used to argue? Are you argumentative?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Me, No, I will what's the word submit or conceit? Whatever?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Just what am well?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I appreciated them. I just don't need to argue for
what reason? Right? But she just argued some of I'm
just not you know, some people are just crazy. She
just happened to be one of them.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
You know, you guys like crazy women though, I mean
we might.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
But the older I get, the less testosterone I have
naturally less time I got. I'm just like, not today, please? Lord? Why? Why? So?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
What's your red flag?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
What's wrong with me? Yeah? So much is wrong with me,
but I'm not putting it on anybody that's like, I'm
super single. Like every girl I've ever been with has
dumped me. I have why? Who knows? Because because I don't,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Do you need an explanation like are you like well.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Why or I would like one? But a lot of
times they don't have the ability to articulate what it is.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
So when you're getting dumped, how is that? How is
what is that? Conversation?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Girl I've been with?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Don't me?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
So give me an example of how you wore dunk before?
What did she say?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's not you? As me.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Really what happens is eventually like it definitely has something
to do with my what do they call it? Picker? Right?
Or who? What type of people like.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Share with the class?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
He got a regular pecker. The type of people like
I select to deal with?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
What do you select?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
I mean, I don't know. It's probably broken damaged people. Okay, right,
it's probably it makes sense, you know, And I'm like, oh,
I get to be this type of person in this relationship.
If it's to be like a captain, probably, but like
a captain saber hole. But I'm a set it up
to where it looks like you helped yourself instead of
me looking.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Like you're like empowering.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah, but then they get in power in depth. So
the most recent girl, right, she left because because it
could end at some point, That's what she told me.
She's like, yeah, but it could end. I was like,
but it's not. And we had never argued, right, But
it was kind of long distance. It was between that
she wanted to be a hole. She said she needed

(30:47):
a whole phase.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
She said she needed a hole.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Essentially in so many words. Okay to what I said,
that's fine, but.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Before after you win, this was before.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
But let me tell you, right, so she needed a
whole phase. I said, that's beautiful, but you you don't.
You don't kick me off the team, right, You don't
get a whole new roster start with me. I'm the franchise.
I'd rather share. Pusey didn't have none. I enjoy you,
but she ain't want to do that. Then I won, right,
she do let me cares. That's how little she She

(31:18):
does not care. She's not interested. It's actually respectable.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
If she would have.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Cared now, then you'd be like, Okay, you want ship,
but she still wants to hold even after you won.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I don't think it's she wants to hold. Really, that's
that's what I got from her. But it's just she
is very used to chaos and instability, and my existence
brings too much stability in her world. It's not like
I'm like, hey, you gotta have this, you got It's
none of that. It's just every time she comes up

(31:48):
with a problem that she gets to enjoy being in
that problem. My existence makes it no longer a problem.
Thus it's not fun.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Okay, So some people are accustomed to dysfunction, correct and
then they only feel comfortable when things are messed up
and if it's going too well, they're like something bad off,
what's going to happen?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Or it's just I don't feel right like she said,
like I want freedom. I said, what freedom is? We're
not technically together. You're on the other side of the country,
and hey, you have my permission to do whatever you want.
So what more is there? But what I just said
that makes too much sense. It's just why do you
have to have an answer for everything? What? So?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know, complicated?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
You know. The other another girl left me because she just,
you know, I don't know, she's just dumb. It's the
nicest word I could say.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
She's just dumb as an unintelligent or it was just.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Just poor decisions.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
But then you told her, yeah, I mean something about
you that likes This's.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
What happened with that one. Right, this girl, she's Anabasian.
I did a movie in Detroit, right, and then I well,
you know.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Was it like a TV movie or.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah, yes, it's on TV.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I believe what's it called?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I don't know because I went to jail. I didn't
get to finish it.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
You went to jail.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
We'll get back to that. I went to jail. I
get out of jail. I went to jail in Detroit.
I go to uh California, go back to LA. I
bring her with me as a friend. She I always
wanted to go to California. At this time, I had
just came into some money. I'm like, whatever, bedit, just
come follow your dreams. I'll pay for your ticket. She's like, yeah,
I got a friend and stay with out there. She
get out there, her friend will never pick up. What

(33:41):
the fuck? Oh my god, I mean, I guess you
could stay with me. I'm in the trap house at
this point, the White trap House, the White Trap House.
So I'm like, I know she's gonna stay here forever.
Cut to the world shut down. This girl never left.
So we it was like jail house rules. We just
started fucking right in the traphouse. Yeah, but I did
not bring her out as a girlfriend. It just happened

(34:03):
that way, Okay. Once COVID hit March thirteenth, I'll never forget.
It was just.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Because it was three one, three day and I was.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
That's right, Okay, So that happened. But you know, she
she's got like I've talked to her recently. She just
got pipe dreams. Some people the idea of working is
just too much. I got comedian friends, right who the
idea of going out hitting the pavement, writing news jokes,

(34:35):
hanging out, drinking and stuff. Things that you don't really
want to do or this are exhausting. That's part of
the game. But some people want to not do that
and believe they can still get the benefits. So there's
a lot of that that I've ran into. But those people,
they're fun people. You know, this half Asian girl plus
it was great ain't great, but you know it's not.

(34:58):
It wasn't worth all all of this stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
So all right, So back to this movie. So and
you going to jail?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yes, yes, I think I got it. Boom beautiful. It
was just a dui and I had a very firm judge.
This judge apparently put like Jalen Rose in jail or something. Yeah,
it was crazy, but I like I got like thirty days.
I think I got out in twenty six because that
was a trustee.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
What happened in there?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Nothing? There was something I did that was on Comedy
Central that came out. So it was like watching me
on TV while I was in jail.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, that's A plus.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yes, it was weird.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Theyd from the Slammer was Slammer.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I worked in the kitchen, you know, I'll just get
niggas turkey and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
So it's all on brand. How much did you get
paid for working in prison?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Do you get paid? I was in prison. I was
in jail.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh, jail?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Okay, sorry, I ain't mean to take no credit. Real
niggas out there, you know I worked in jail.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Did you make friends?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, that would have been great material.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, it's like Love Island. How long do they fail?
Love Island in a month and a half.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm not super hip to Love Island. I've heard of it.
There's some like girl I just saw on YouTube who's
like very famous from it. She's she's like dark skinned,
she's yeah, so there's there's like celebrities from Love Island. Now, yeah,
what is the what is Love Island? You going there
to dating show?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Jordan's our Love Island Experts?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yes? Is it real?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Dating show?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Is it real?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
You know?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Is it? Is it love and hip hop?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Or is it some people from the show and you
said it is?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah, it started in UK and Basically, you have all
these single people who are in Fiji with no outside
world communication, no email, no text, nothing like, You're just
stuck with the people that are there, and you have
to do these competitions to try to couple up with somebody,
and if you're not in a couple, you get eliminated.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
So you got to get chose, but you also got
to choose right.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Oh, I would that would definitely fail.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I think you can bed.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
You get one hundred grand if you get the number
one spot.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Cardell Beckham won Odell Beckham's brother he won last season.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, I don't know it's brother, but O'Dell's a very
handsome man.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
I'm no one they get and then they end up
getting a lot of like brand deals and stuff like
that after because you really like it. But you know,
what's always interesting to me is that it's like kind
of equal men and women. Sometimes it's a little bit unequal,
but it's like people form these friendships and I'm like, imagine,
like you're friends with somebody, you're hanging with the guys,

(37:52):
and then you both like the same woman. So now
you gotta snake the guy that you've been hanging out
with to try to get the girl he's linking with.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You know, it's just things like that.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I hate that. Don't sneak nothing, no matter of fact.
I'm against the show now. I'm going to petition to
have it taken off air. I think that that is run.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
How are you really that you're not not that tight
after a few days, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Not after a few days, but after six weeks, and
you've been there every day and that's your only outlet.
You kind of trauma bond.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Okay, yeah, I don't know what that's like, you know,
trauma bonding. No, I mean yeah, I actually don't know
what trauma bonding is like.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's like they're the only person that understands all the
production being on your like the climate, like certain things
like you can only relate because you guys were in
that experience together.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I would love to see you on Love Is Blind?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Girl, Bye, what I have no romantic show that's going
to work for me. I've been me a long time.
People don't just like me from like I have to
put my bed in. I gotta really get in there.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
But that's what Love Is Blind is kind of like
that where you get to meet the person but you.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Don't see so you don't get to see me.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
No, it's like personality and everything. Just you guys are
on the separate side of the wall. You don't get
to see.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Blind and then they might get to my age.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
And you proposed.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
It's on Netflix, so you're in the family.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
And once you propose, then you get to meet each other.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Married, Yeah, you don't have to you know, you never
have to marry. No, you never proposed to anyone.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
What's your longest relationship?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
And oh my god, I've never You've never been.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
In a relationship.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I've never truly been in a relationship.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
As long aship was with the half aged girl in
COVID at the white.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Child the longest situationship.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
But you're at.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Situationship? What do you mean? It's giving?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
It's giving that.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
I ain't been in a relationship everything.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
What just the answers that you've provided give You've never
actually been in a committee?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Well, let's start over there, because I have.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
You ever been in It's just an observation.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Man. What do you mean by in love? I mean, yes, okay,
how about this? Certainly I have loved people, right, and
I've loved extremely deeply The only reason I hesitate to
say I've been in love is because sometimes I question
people's use of that. I've had people tell me they
were in love with me, and I did not believe

(40:38):
them based off of my definition and understanding. It's more
of just like it's just taper than that. It's just
like like I don't love some people, some women and
some bitches tremendously like bitch, I'm about you for real.
But in love, I don't know. I think like like
Titanic type shit.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
We gotta like size my life for you to live.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
It's got to be it's gotta be some difference between
somebody I really really really like and then in love.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Let me back up, women and some bitches. What's the difference.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Oh, there's definitely women. Women exist wherever they at. Bitches exist.
Sometimes women be acting like bitches. Sometimes bitches ain't always women.
But I've never dealt on that side. But you know,
I don't like to, you know, leave out the women

(41:34):
versus the bitches.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Okay, okay, yes.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I dated a little bit of both.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
So there's nobody that you would sacrifice for on the Titanic.
So you've never been in love, you wouldn't be like
floating in the water on the side of the thing
while she's comfortably.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I never got that close in a relationship for that.
How about that? Like, let's say I felt in love
in love with people I've never even been in relationship
ship with, so it's just like an extreme feeling.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
But I know you felt like you were strong feeling.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Sure, the strongest feelings I've had. I've never even dated
them before.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Have you met them before?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Okay, each new person I get with, I have a
stronger and more mature feeling for. So this last girl,

(42:32):
this last girl, this last young lady that dumped me.
You know, this was the first person I had like
straight up acts like okay, because that's how I've never
been in a relationship. I've never said like, I would
like for you to be my girlfriend and for me
to be yours. I would like to do this exclusively.
I've just done boyfriend ship long enough to where it

(42:54):
gets weird. This is my lady friend.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And families and stuff, all.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
These it just gonna met my family. That's not special.
But what about the women? Why is that the women too?
Why is that because my family cool? Like that? You know,
we had fun. I'm just you know, I'm just like,
that's not a threshold cross her.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I'll you meet my family.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
That's not how my my My family they wild, so
it's not like, you.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Know, did they ever not like someone?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Probably, but I don't care what they like from her.
My parents don't get along, so they can't tell me
about my love life. Okay, but no, the last dream
lands with I straight up asked her. I said, hey,
I would like you to be but but but that
by that time, it was it was messed up because
she wanted to be with me officially initially, but the

(43:47):
way she came at me was so wrong. She's a
little bit younger than me. At first, she didn't want nothing.
Then out the blue she said, hey, look, uh, what
are we doing? Because I know what I want now,
and if I don't get it from you, I can
get it from somewhere else. But what about I would
like to date you. You've jumped all over the place.
I know what that was. She was trying to protect

(44:07):
her feelings at the thought of me rejecting her.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, that's a crazy way to approach somebody. You're not
going to do what somebody else will.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
You would have ultimatum and a threat before I even said, Hey,
I really like you and I think this could go somewhere.
I didn't even turn her down. I just said, hey,
I think it will be wonderful. We've never talked about
being together. I think you'd be a wonderful person to
be with. I think we got some things to ask
each other. She thought that that was a rejection.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, how you didn't say yes right away?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I was correct because I didn't say yes. I was thirty,
I'm thirty four. I was maybe thirty two. She was
twenty four.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
It feels like you still kind of like her.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Well she's the most recent.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Do you so if you could go back, would you
have just said yes right away?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
No? And I'll tell you why. So, like I said,
I didn't are that well, we just she knew of me.
Come to find out, she's like because I never met her,
but she had seen me online. So this is probably
some of that too. She already knew of my existence
to some degree. I didn't know her. Long story short,
I get to ask them like, all right, well we

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in the industry, who have you fucked? You know? You
just asked those questions sometimes see how to answer the
question who you doing fuck? I'm not telling you, well,
I'm not. I said, finally, don't matter as long as
you ain't fuck this person this five. I don't care
who's on your list.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
This is my short.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
This is these just my people. I can't say who
because some of these people shouldn't be fucking no way
what you know.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You can't judge somebody off of who they fucked, though they.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Or you can find out what to think about them.
I said, long they fuck these five people, I don't
really care what you did. Time goes on right out
the blue because I'm telling her a story about how
I was angry at some other person. She said, I
to tell you something. I almost said this nigga name,
I fucked your friend. I said, no, you didn't, cause

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I asked you about that. She said, no, you didn't.
I said, yeah, I did. I asked you. You said
no people. She said, I didn't say no. She said,
I didn't say anything. You said the five. I didn't
say anything.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Now by this time she had already in short had
I said yes when she initially asked me. I would
have said yes to a girl, not knowing that this
bitch fucked a friend of mine who would be at
my wedding. He could be the best man, fall eye.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
But he would have told you no, he would have yeah, would.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
He didn't know? I asked this girl straight off the rip, right,
and she said nothing, So you're a lying, fucking whrror.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I mean, I love her, but not saying nothing is
not lying.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
That's a lie. If I say, out of all human
beings on planet Earth with an f I don't care
who you fucked. Long as there wasn't this five people,
then there's no problem. And you walk around like that, bitch,
we got a problem.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
I asked you.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
If she would have told you, yes, I did sleep
with him, then at least at least.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
I would have been able to go into it properly, right,
I would be like, oh, okay, I know you.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Know, but I just I would have broke up.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I mean, I really don't know, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Because you can't have You can't, right, could you?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I could? It would be unfair to her to act
like she didn't. She's not allowed to have any existence
prior to me.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Right, But you said outside of these five people, and then.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Then there would be no issue, is what I said.
If she but if it is just five people, we've
got an issue.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
And it was right. It was.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
But if she had admitted to the person broke up, No,
I never got together.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
I just would have went into the situation differently. I
went into it like I got a brand new bitch.
I'm about to take it around my friend.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Ain't hole fact you had a real, real girl.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
That's what I'm saying. Okay, yeah, this mine and my buddy, like.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yes, I saw that to the store and I know
that that is refurbished.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Now listen, we do have more from the feeds for you,
because I have to do mine and you have your study. Yes, okay,
from the feed let me pull mane up so you
can see it, unless you want to do yours first,
g I can do mine.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Okay, go ahead, so mine.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
It says that there's a study that shows that one
in five, no one, and let me read it. I'm sorry,
after five years one and four couples have more friendship
than like a love relationship.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
They kind of shift.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
So after five years one and four, a couple shift
from passion to friendship after five years together, So after
five years, the sizzle goals away and it's more friendship.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Than passion. How do y'all feel about that?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
But is that a good or bad thing? It's a
good question.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Well, on a personal my dad to have no passion, Yeah,
we need passion. As a woman, I need passion. So
I don't want a friendship.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
But if you're my good friend, you'll help me acquire passions.
Should we should?

Speaker 5 (49:14):
We should start as good friends and we should remain
good friends. But I still want the passion to be
on a very high level.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
I think passion might be easier to come by than friendship.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Were talking about a couple.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah, you're together. It's been five years now. We no
longer have passion. We're just friends. It's more friends, kind
of like being roommates.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
You know, you don't want to do that, but it's
kind of like just being roommates. I know you had
a roommate situation.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Well, I mean, I guess you got to keep it spicy. Well,
how does it end up going into friendship? What what
gets get comfortable?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, you get comfortable. You don't have like that that spark,
but you also don't have that weird like insecurity of
like ooh, they could leave, like you.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Know, they're not going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
And then it's also like you stopped like trying to
look nice in the house and you're.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Wearing you know what I mean, like stop dating comfortable.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, huh, I think I don't. I don't. I don't
think I ever heard. Personally, I've never done that because
I've always thought that they would leave, and that was
right because they always did.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Have you been in a relationship for five years?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I mean the situationship?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, for five years.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
This this Asian girl outside.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
The other one, oh, the other one was agent.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
So the most recent one, it ain't in five it's
been like two and a half.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
We're near five, you know. And then you guys didn't
live together. That's different too. Yeah, it was just.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
An Asian one. Yeah, a handful.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
You tend to be.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, if the if the passion terms of friendship, personally,
I think it is better. That's when you start swinging.
You know.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Oh my god, you've been swinging. That's one of my topics.
You want me to use that one.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I mean, hey, go for it. I have not done
it purposely, so you have done it, but it wasn't
It was not at my behest.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
It happened.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Sometimes you just you just swap and you know, you
just don't when y'all both cheating and then you find
out like, oh.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
So you have cheated.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
We wasn't together though, That's why I'm saying. It wasn't
like cheating cheating. It was like you said, we was together.
That not me.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You've lived a life.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Four years walked into a swinger party.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Or no, No, not not a real swinger party. But
I mean I've been in a orgy, accidental orgy a few.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Times in accidental? Is that that was in Hollywood?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
No, that was in Detroit and Detroit?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
How is this Southfield?

Speaker 3 (51:51):
You know, when you you under the influence, you think
you by yourself, and then you in the mold and
you look up and realize I'm not the only one here.
I was in Southfield.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
A normal trap house.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Or no, this is just an apartments dating this young lady.
This is the first girl that decided I was her boyfriend.
I was like, I don't get no safe in the matter.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
And you loved it.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Hey, it it made it easy we were I was
used to smoke weed a little bit at this time,
or at least I did at least ten times in
this like two month stretch. I'm smoking, drinking soraka is
a big deal at the time. And were on a
couch much like this, and we're doing the things we're doing,
and all of a sudden, it's like these shadowy figures

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on the couch across the way. They take form and
start clapping. It was the girl's sister and her boyfriend.
They had been watching us the whole time.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
They started clapping.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, when when we were done. So you were doing
a good job, I mean.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Either, So that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I did. I left. I was like, he gets big freaks, big,
big free.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
You didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
No women do this girl sister on the other side,
that's an orgy.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
No, so you said, clapped figures clipping together. They started
having sex.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Their hands, but they had been fucking the whole time.
They just finished the ovation. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I was so you got you clapped for winning the
winning the marathon. So you were so high you didn't
see them before that.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I didn't. I didn't see since here smell feel I
was high. That's why I'm smoked weed.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
That's why.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yeah, just that you were like, I need to know
who's around me, I can't do that. But that's not
really an orgy, you know, it doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I went to Panama all the hooker.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
How much sex?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
So? How much did that pay? She wanted like one
fifty or no, two hundred, but I pulled out a
hundred and it's like, no, no, nothing, nothing enough for
whatever the fuck you said? And I pulled out like
a twenty. It was one twenty. I think she want
one fifty or one ninety.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
They speak English in Panama, though, well this one didn't
okay whatever, Well I gave it to her, but I didn't.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I didn't like, actually do it. I was too drunk.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
So you get hurt?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yeah, no, of course absolutely not. The drinks were so
cheap out there. She just pulled out a cond them
and tried to put it on. And I never forget
your dick is dead.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, So I was like and she just left. Yeah.
The time was she got to keep the money, taking.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
How much time for it was the easiest handed out
this year. How much time did you get?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I think it must have been thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Did like to try to get it hard?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
No, I was the whole experience wasn't really my idea. Anyway,
I was kind of going with the flow.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Is it a boys trip?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
So it was a show. They was a guy who
kept trying to get me to do these shows in Panama.
He's like, man, you got your Panama. The girls, the girls.
He kept in the girls. I'm like, it's girls all
over the place, right, Why do you keep saying something
about these girls? Finally, when we got there, I guess
he felt like he couldn't say it on American So
he was like, this fucking prostitute out here and it's
legal and they're hot. So he's white.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
No, he was a white guy because the way you
just said his.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Voice, yeah, it's like Spanish white or something. He was
not colored. But uh, you know when we get to
the place, it's like a bunch of Kim Kardashian and
like Amber Rolls looking women in here. They're all hot, right,
they all got a bunch of work done. The drinks
is like two dollars. I got like two hundred dollars.
I'm fucking bawling. I find one. Really, she came up

(55:26):
to me. I wanted a different one, but she I
couldn't want say no.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Like, are so what type of establishment? Was you at
a club? Was a brothel.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
It was a club with the moteil slash hotel attached
to it.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Okay, so you had performed there before.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
No, this was the show we performed in the jungle.
It was somewhere d dope. Yeah, man, some cougars and
some like actual animals, cougar crags and ship like that,
some jaguars and then we went to the whole house.
And the one that came up to me, she's pretty hot,
so I was down, had a big round butt, and

(56:02):
then we went to the little broth brothel. I gave
her my hunted not enough. I gave her another twenty.
I think she was tired of.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
You for something, you know.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yeah, she pulled out that calm and I'm just you
Dick is dead, is my god?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
I might have saved you for the best. Basically you
really just like did some non profit work this here donation?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
And how you ever successfully with the proseuty?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I mean you've been to back to Panama again or.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
No, no, I'll get there soon.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Did you tell the truth when you came back? Like
I didn't do anything, because I'm sure your friends were like,
all right, bro, I know you.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah, I told the truth. I don't. I don't. I
don't have too many reasons to lie. You like when
you're scared when you want something. I'm not scared of
too much, and all won't shit from nobody.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
So was that the only time that's happened to you?
Or do you have you a prostitution? No, like a
dead dick.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Oh no, it happens so often. Yeah, it happens all
the time. Why because twenty twenty six, we get micro
plasis in the water. Nigga's taking honey packs not knowing
that this is a street viagra. Porn fucks your whole
brain up. We eat like shit of eating the hot cheetos.
Not to mention, you get performance anxiety. You see some
big fine women like y'all and you just pulled out

(57:29):
the club. You sober? No, of course that dick all
the time, so many times, Yeah, be so scared. She's
a woman. She finally you've been talking all this shit,
and she's like betted, Nigga, pull that dick out.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
What's worth? Are like a quick nut?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I've never had that.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
You never had a quick name.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
No, No, I don't. I think that's over. I think
that's the thing in the nineties, the minute man. Oh yeah,
I wouldn't know. Obviously, I've only.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Been You've never done that, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I've taken too long many times, like all right, Yeah.
If you ever with a guy and it's dig is
hard and it's taking him forever to come, he's taking
something a lot of something, who.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Knows, you know, that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I wonder if with this prostitute, if your dick had worked,
what if the time had run out and you still
was going, do they stop you?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, like your time? That sucks.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, but that's how they get their money, right.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You know, you gotta is there a timer, feed the meter.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
They probably got an internal clock.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
You got to feed the meter.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Like when you go to the Neil salon and they
do a massage and then a little tim agos off,
you're like ten minutes more.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Yeah, I think they prefer you hurry up so they
can get on to the next Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Of course they're not gonna like spend all night trying
to make you nut.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I've not gotten it up many times.
So that's why I don't really even get like groupies
after the show, because I have to know you and
then be a whole thing. When I was in my
mid twenties, was an animal. I could. I can knock
anything down now drinking and vaping and just you know,
I got to care. I got to smell your pussy first,

(59:09):
you know, I get I get to do something some
other nasty shit before I can.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
You gotta do some other nasty ship.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yeah, I mean that's why the girls I've been with
won the show. It's all been women.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
I've already you've done a lot because they didn't announce that,
but that long ago.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
It's only been like a couple of months.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
There's many days in the month.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
So you've done that much with Like, I've met some
some some young ladies. But you said it's all people
you've been with before.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, I've been with I'm thirty four. I've been with
a bunch of people. Okay, like fourteen people. I know
that's right, you know, I think that's good numbers, right,
it's not bad. I think that's great. Yeah, I'm doing a.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Great your life number just since the show.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
No, that's just life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Do you count everyone?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
No, I think fourteen is probably off, but it's not
that it's not twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
It's not twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I think I'm saving myself for my wife in my
mind there, But the older I get, the more I
start to feel like that. Women don't want a nigga
that don't fuck the girl. Tell me straight up, I
don't trust the guy who's not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Fucking Okay, Yeah, that's trauma.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
I don't know. In my mind, I don't want a
girl that's all fucked out like the girl that I
did enjoy the most. She's fucking one of my closest friends.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
What did he say about it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Well, I'm glad I got the story from her first,
because this nigga's articulate. This girl I have come to
love at this moment in time the most I have
loved anybody, not necessarily just because she's so great she is, course,

(01:00:52):
but because I'm matured with time. You know, I've always
been reserved when it comes to like my feelings for
a person. So I've given her of the most feelings
I've given anybody. All this bitch is a whole, and
the stuff that she did. To know that a close
friend of mine did all that stuff with her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Is just so he told you explicitly everything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Afterwards, afterwards, afterwards, But she had told me first I
had to know, because I can't wonder and I cannot
know nothing. Then, bitch, I'm just not gonna deal with you.
That's fine. That's the stuff that happened. What do you
mean just everything, just every nasty Okay, how about this?
It could be just they got together, put genitals in

(01:01:34):
front of each other, rubbed them until an interruption took
place inside of a prophylactin, and tie it, throw it.
That's the most basic. Or people can be throwing people,
slapping dick's on faces, snorting, come licking, disgusting. Who you telling.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
You come from one session?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
All right, I'm telling you she started to come. No,
I'm just saying I'm getting extreme. I don't know what
she did, but totally I know what she told me.
I'm gonna put her entire business.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
And she told you what she did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
She had to because I would have just asked him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I don't know. I'd have called him and been like,
don't tell him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
That's fine, you don't have to tell me. But I'm
not gonna continue to be with you and be in wondering.
I'm not gonna sit up with you watching fucking Finding
Nemo and then it's like you probably, I can't you
probably anything I got to either know or not.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
I wonder you're gonna end up dealing with after all
of this, right because you got an hour special coming
out on Netflix that you're working on. Now, you won
Funny a f You're on tour NonStop. You know your
face is out there like it's never been before.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Now what do you do? Like what if you get
with somebody famous that's been.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
With like, like who who you think? Who you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Madonna?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
You can't get nobody? And it's worn. Give me a
two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Story about her earlier today. That's how she's on the
cover interview. But she did a lot of She messed
with a lot, She had.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
With a lot of guys.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
And girls.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I don't need that, I need that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Have you ever had a threesome?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Yeah? Sure, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
You did get her for both of them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
No, No, there's two hot women there. I'm scared as
don't ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Take Daphne Joy in the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I didn't if I heard about her. Good luck to you, brother,
I hope you get it together. But now I was
also drunk then too, but it was it was a
long time coming. I was dating one girl, stop dating
her today, another girl, Stop dating the other girl today,
pretty much her sister. Then the first two girls they

(01:03:54):
got together, So then I stopped dating the sister spun
the block because they got together. Now to collect what
I'm old, because y'all wouldn't know each other, for you,
for me. But then I had to work on them individually,
and then it finally culminated to where now they think,
and they fucking mean when really I had been doing
the work for this forever. But then once we were

(01:04:15):
in the house, you couldn't do it, and I didn't
deserve it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
God stopped that this keeps on happening.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I wonder what's going.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
On with you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
God protect you. If I was out here in fucking
holes in Panama setting up threesomes fucking people's sisters, you
think i'd be sitting here right now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
They say, God protect babies and fools.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Yeah, and I've been both.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Material life material in the last five years that you
can include.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
All right, I have my little from the feed and
then we'll em with that one. Okay, I'm trying to
think of which one should I do now? We just
had so much happen. All right, I'll do this one.
A woman was arrested after mailing her ex's new girlfriend
a laminated thirty two page binder titled things he will

(01:05:07):
eventually do to you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
It included timeline screenshots, relationship charts, a color coded warning system,
and even sections referencing statements from acquaintances. It was recurring excuses,
relationship patterns, and other day to day observations presented in
a highly structured format. Is that a woman you would
spend the block with? Because it feels like she.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
She she sent a binder that was thirty two pages
long to her ex's new girlfriend detailing what he's going
to do to you he will cheat on you as well,
And she put together a whole presentation.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
And you said she got arrested for that. Yes, she
got arrested with the prime Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
So she's either wildly crazy or she got dicked with
something vicious. You put together, you do homework and put
together a presentation and where you don't even know where
to get a buying from who the last time she
had three ring and a whole and she printed all

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that stuff out with tabs and stuff headers and said, here,
I'd be wildly impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Unless she was crazy, because I met a lot of
crazy people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
But that is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I mean like crazy crazy, like you know, like when
people can't like Kanye crazy. But when people can't sleep
and they got extra energy to do stuff, then you
know you're not pressed. But you do this as a normal,
normal person.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
One of my homeboys was telling me that I helped
him a lot get out of his relationship. He his
girl was like a crazy person, and he did cheat
on her one time and she found out and she
just like went and stopped.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
But she was doing stuff like that. She was emailing
his boss at work. She like made up whole like
tests and she emails his boss and said that he
was HIV positive, like all kinds of stuff. God, yeah,
she was doing all of this. She hacked into his computer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
And I told I had the time. I said, leg,
I know you like cheated on her. I said, you
know how many times I've been cheated on? I've never
done no shit like that. I was like, women get
cheated on every day, Men get cheated on every day.
No one acts like that, like, that's not normal. You know,
you get mad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
But doing all of that, that's a lot. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I don't know. I don't know if I've ever been
cheated on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
You have you have?

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Damn? Wow? Why are you so sure?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Because you were in a long distance relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
But she said that she in that. I believe her too,
because there was essentially no reason for us to not
be doing what we were doing, because we wasn't really
doing nothing. I mean, we were just not fucking other
people haphazardly. She could have been fucking people every day
and she wouldn't have had to say nothing to it
because I never asked.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
So that's not cheating. Don't ask, don't tell when I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Say, I wonder if I've ever been cheating. And like
I said, I've never really been in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
But like, you never caught anybody doing something correct?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Okay, you know they would have to be very sneaky
women too, because I don't like Batman with some ship
you are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah, you don't strike me like that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I have a lot of time, especially when I was
in the van U, I crossed reference of girls like
like position based off of the something she put in
her stories. It was a restaurant. I found out she
was in San Diego, and then I looked on zillow
I saw the Airbnb they was at, and I just
popped up, what yeah, just to let her know I

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could wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
What didn't I didn't threaten her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
What was she doing?

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
She was at a party? Okay, since just asked her,
where are you at? I want her to know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
What does she think?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
She was a little scared.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It's giving you Why does it have to be all that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
But that's how it starts.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Where does it go from there? That's how it starts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
You tell me?

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Well, like I said, what is after?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
You got that satisfaction of knowing where she was and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
What I was just impressed with myself. It was like
it was like, so.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I could be detective.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
This solid was because the whole time I was uh
or I was driving there, I was on the phone
with her because she wanted me to go to this thing.
It was like some party in San Diego. I was
in La. I had a show to do, so but
I couldn't make it. No, I couldn't make it. I
had to do the show, but the show was over.
She's still doing this overnight party. But I'm not going

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to drive all the way to San Diego to go
to a party that this is where everybody's sleep at now.
But I did it anyway because I just wanted to
see if I could do it. So by the time
I was like, all right, well, good night. I talked
to you later. I was like all right, I said, well,
why don't you come outside and takeo night? What do
you mean come outside? You're not here, that's crazy, I'm outside.

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She came, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
And she wasn't even doing anything. She was at a party.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
She was exactly where you knew she was. I just
wanted her to know that she was doing something wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
You could have not even.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Doing anything wrong. It's also like, what if you're in trouble,
isn't it somewhat like what's the word comforting to know
that somebody has the brain capacity to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Like solve the crime? No?

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
No, was the answer, Well, what can you expect to gadget?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Well, never mind, I'll take my little brain power elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Yeah, take it to these comedy clubs. As you're getting
this special ready, that is correct?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Do you know you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Already have a title for it? Because you said that
from the beginning, right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Yeah, no, you don't know the truth about the title. Okay,
So throughout the entire production of Funny AF I didn't
really take it serious. I mean, in comedy sixteen years now,
I've done a lot of stuff. You know, things just
don't pan out, not even in a what's the word
the hour? Since it's just like, why, you know what,

(01:11:02):
I've done a whole bunch of stuff. They said, what
would you name your I don't know elevate because I'm
going up. I didn't put no thought into that. I
didn't think I was gonna actually win. Yeah, I didn't
even know that they was recording that. I thought they
were just asking me information, just to spend time on
the phone. So when later they was like, what does
elevate me? And I was like, I have no idea.

(01:11:23):
I didn't think I was going to have to come
back to any of this. But we'll make it something.
We'll come in with us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
What about I didn't think I would actually win.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
It's a little too on the nose. I mean, I
don't think that would I mean that would be very accurate,
but that might be too revealing. I ain't called the
Resurrection because I ain't got it back up quite a few.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
You have to talk to me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Come on, I've done all types of things many, Yeah,
I've done it all. I prayed, I pray. I thought
about the Nazy ship, I thought about niggas. I said,
if it worked, we'll fix this later. I just need
dick right now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I need right now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
If this gets me off, we'll figure out what's wrong
with me later. What needs to be thought about to
get this dick?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Anything? Well, I appreciate you for being here, for joining us.
This is really fun.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
We thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Yeah, I feel like we've heard some stories we've never
heard before from you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Well, yes, hey, I thank you all for half of me.
I did not know that it's Detroit, guys, was tricks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
You got to make sure you live up to it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Now I know. I think all of you all are
worth tricking on. I think you are for having me
and yeah, check me out on the road online. Comedian
Ron t thank some of my eg yeah corn beef,
they're pretty good. I thank you for inspiring niggas, even
if you make the recipe hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Slift service, make sure you took him out, guys, Ryan
till I cannot wait for this special me too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I need that money. Thank you, Ronald, Thank get WHOA
hold it for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Ronald M.

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