LS Episode 569: The Freak Within (feat. Luenell)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What's up? It's Lip Service. I'm Angela Yee.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Gigi McGuire.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm Jordi Dior.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Akeem Woods. And Lunel.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The queen is here.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yay!

Speaker 5 (00:13):
I want to say, listen, first of all, I'm so
excited to have Lunell here. And I appreciate you always
checking up on me.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
She really does.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
You suck at getting back, but... At least I'm consistent.
But she did good today. It's really Akeem who said that.

Speaker 7 (00:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (00:30):
I could say, but listen, I love Angela to death,
but I don't ever expect her to text me back.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
In my defense, Akeem, with his text messages... He also
don't care. You know how some people, it's okay. Because
he'll just still text you again like nothing happened.

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Oh, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
He's a double-texter, triple-texter.

Speaker 8 (00:49):
I don't care because I know you're going to get
to it.

Speaker 7 (00:51):
I don't take it personal.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Right.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
Because I have a lot of.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I take it extremely personal. And I want response within
minutes because I see motherfuckers with the phone in their
hand all goddamn day.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
I'm exactly like you, though.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
The phone ain't in their hand.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
You're annoying me.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Sometimes when people text me that don't usually text me,
I got to look around and make sure they're not
right there before I ignore it.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Right. That's true.

Speaker 7 (01:12):
I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Look here. Just in case they're like, I see you.

Speaker 8 (01:18):
But I will say, in Angela's defense, she does get.

Speaker 7 (01:20):
Back to you. It might not be that month.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
She did today.

Speaker 7 (01:22):
But she will get back to you.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm going to tell you what I did. And I
don't do this, okay? Lunel was like, you know, can
I get a latte? And I was like, absolutely. But
we were doing an interview. And so I was trying
to have time to run down because I had to
go get it personally. Because I just want to make
sure it's the right order.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
She wants almond milk. She did not have to go
get it personally. Stop. I said, don't you have somebody
you could send? And she said, yeah, but I just
want to get it myself. So don't make it look
like I had to get a person because she's a diva.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
No, no, I had to.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
You wanted to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
She wanted to make sure that it was good.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay, I just want to make it clear. Because I
am not demanding like that. We don't want.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You to have a bad reputation.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I got that. I got that.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, you see, I got my Lunel's shirt on.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
It's very cute.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
And you look amazing. It is so cute.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I actually really love this shirt.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
I do too.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's cute.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I mean, what's not to love? It's like you could
wear it to the club.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
I was hot earlier, so I was like, good, I'm
glad she gave me this because I, you know, let
it smell myself.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
I'm going to get a tank top too.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Period.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
Because I've lost 37 pounds, bitch.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You look so good. That was the first thing I
said to you when I saw you.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
That's amazing. That's wonderful.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Lunell, let's talk about how anybody, you never know who's
going to pop out at a Lunell show.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Samuel L. Jackson.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I can't even imagine being like, hey, but you guys
have worked together, obviously, but I can't even imagine telling
Samuel L.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Jackson, hey, hop up on the stage.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
That was in Texas, right?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I have not worked with Samuel L. Jackson. I had
never met Samuel L. Jackson.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
What happened was.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You never worked with him or nothing?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, no, no, no, no. He is or was in Frisco, Texas,
filming the sequel to Tulsa Kings with Stallone. He was
filming a series called Frisco Kings.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Because, you know, and the thing, as long as, like,
parole or something like that has to go to obscure time,
then chaos ensues. So George Wallace sent me a picture
of him and Samuel. He said, this was us last week.
He said, I'm going to call him and tell him
to come to your show. I said, Sam Jackson's not
coming to my motherfucking show. He said, yeah, yeah, he

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came to see me last week. But he gave Sam
Jackson my phone number. And Sam Jackson called me and
left me a voicemail because I don't answer unknown numbers.
And so I checked the voicemail. It really was him.
And I called him back and we talked about it.
And he came to the show and didn't have no
problem coming up on stage. And, you know, one of
the most obscure places. It wasn't like we was in,

(04:00):
you know, New York, Chicago. We're out in Grand Prairie, Texas, basically.
And he was just there.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
What club was it at?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was at the Addison, no, it's one of those improvs.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Oh, Addison or Arlington.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Arlington Improv or- Or Addison. Or Addison.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
What a great treat for people in the audience. Not
only do they see Lunell, but randomly.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
But I get a lot of guests that come to
like my show in Vegas and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
So you have the Vegas residency.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
By the way, groundbreaking for you, the only black woman
comedian with a Vegas residency right now.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
True.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
So who are some people who have popped out there?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well, the Hooligans, they've come. Bruno's band.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
She loves her son, Bruno Mars. That's her name.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
I know.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
The Hooligans have been. Of course, Al has been.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
And the Dog Pound has been there.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Dads have corrupt the Dog Pound?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
They were, and they perform, too. Nice. And Cee Lo's
been there.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Ooh.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And Ty Dolla $ ign has been there to my show. And-
Wayne Newton.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And Criss Angel.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Criss Angel, the magician.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
She's my friend. And all kinds of people have been
to my show. What a wife. And when I go
back on Sunday, September the 6th, Thelma Houston is going
to close the show for me.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I saw you and Thelma.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I saw her posting about it, too.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's so dope. You know what's great about Vegas?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Vegas is really like a hodgepodge of you never know who's...
Everybody has to go to Vegas for something.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
And it's nice when there's like an amazing show to
go and see.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Are you a slot lady?

Speaker 6 (05:41):
No. No?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'm a blackjack bitch.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Me too.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
And I can play like four hands at a time.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
I played blackjack twice. I lost twice and left it there.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Okay, so let me ask you a blackjack question. Okay,
let's say you have a 12. And the dealer has
a 10 showing.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well, I'm going to probably bust out because I'm going
to hit.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
You're going to hit.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm going to probably bust out, though. But I might
get an eight. You might. See?

Speaker 5 (06:10):
I'm just wondering, because you know how when you play
blackjack at a table, people, they be so mad if
you don't make the decision that.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
They would make?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I don't give a fuck. First of all, I sit
in the same place all the time. I have to
sit all the way at the end, like down there
in the middle, like in the pit. That's my seat. Mm-hmm.
Because my strategy is you can see how these cards
have fallen. There's so many people. And I like a
full table, too, because they'll fall different.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I like blackjack. I like blackjack. I don't play slots.
But I don't really gamble. Because when I was staying,
and you were talking about so many things to do.
When you live in Las Vegas, you don't have to
beg people to come visit you. Right. There's always somebody coming.
Somebody's always going.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
I'll be there in a couple weeks. And it's a
cheap flight.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Always in Vegas.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
It's a cheap flight to get to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
From LA, it's nothing.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
It's like 70 bucks.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
All right.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
And so there's just so many hundreds of entertainers there
that nobody really knows who they are because they wear
costumes or they wear makeup. There's serious, serious dancers out there,
and they do serious, serious shows. I've been to a
lot of shows. Dita Von Teese's show is amazing. The

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RuPaul Drag Race show is amazing. And I go to,
like I said, Criss Angel and Copperfield and Matt Franco
and all these different magicians. I just love Las Vegas.
And not that I'm naive to the history of Las Vegas.
Not that I'm naive to knowing that I am making
history as long as I stay in Las Vegas. Because

(07:38):
being the only black female with a residency, I've already
been there seven years.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
This next show will be my eighth year at Jimmy
Kimmel's Comedy Club. And, you know, I think it's pretty amazing.
Because why me? You know what I'm saying? There's more...
more politically correct girls and cuter girls.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
But no one wants to go to Vegas to see
politically correct. No one's going to Vegas to go see someone.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Vegas is Vegas. It's Sin City for a reason.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
And, no, I'm just saying that, you know, I mean,
I'm worthy, clearly. But for Jimmy Kimmel to take that
risk on me, you know, because I do come with,
you know, You don't know what might happen. And shit
like that. And all kinds of things happen. People have
passed out. Water them broke.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Water broke?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
At your show?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Now, you know that was funny.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah. Well, not really.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Somebody was laughing so hard. Somebody was laughing so hard
their water broke.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's for sure. And I've definitely had
people pass out or choke out. That's the goal. I
don't like giggles and shit. I like laughs. I want
motherfuckers to leave exhausted.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
A good hearty laugh.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
The lashes is coming off and shit. Yeah, that's my goal.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
But I do think what's really important in what you're
doing is because, like you said, at some point we
all end up in Vegas if it's a conference, if
it's a festival. And to be able to see Luenell
in Vegas, you know, because Vegas is like.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Where you go for a show. Come see me.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, but even as far as comedians, yeah, that's a
huge like, When I go to Vegas, I'm hoping that, well,
you're going to be gone by the time I get there.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Why?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Because we have iHeart Festival, and I get there September 19th.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
But I'm there every Sunday and Monday.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I thought you said you were closing it out.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Not until the end of the year.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Oh, the end of the year.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
And then I got next year.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Okay, so you love it in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yes, I do. Because I love Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
And I love.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
The people.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Because my audiences are very diverse, you know? I have
people who don't even really understand English, but they saw Borat,
and they want to see it. That's right. Way over
in Europe, sometimes.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
It challenges you on your comedy as well, because I'm
very political in my blackness. And I can go off
on a tangent sometimes. But I try not to, and
that's a restraint for me. Because literally, when people come

(10:21):
to a comedy show, whether they're fucking racist or not,
or Republican or not, they really just come in for
one reason. They just really want to have a good time.
And I got to just put all that shit aside.
My job is to make sure they leave there and
have had the best time that they can. It's never
the audience's fault. If you fucking suck, you suck. It's
not like you suck and the audience say you suck

(10:41):
and you don't suck. You must suck. You're probably sucking.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Do you... This is.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Since you do Vegas so often, since it's like you
have residents there, is your road show different than your
Vegas show?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Not a lot. Not a lot, no. Okay. I just
might talk about like if I'm in Chicago or if
I'm in Houston or San Francisco and I want to
talk about some black shit, I might talk about it
there rather than just In Vegas.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I feel that.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
And really, you were talking about the talent. The talent
is actually secondary if you're a headliner in any sort.
If you're a magician, if you're a singer, the talent
is secondary. What is first and foremost in Las Vegas,
and probably, I do believe, anywhere else, will your face
sell tickets?

Speaker 7 (11:31):
That is 100% true.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
It don't matter how funny you are, how cute you are,
none of that shit.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
If tickets ain't moving, they ain't booking.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Will your face sell tickets? Even if they don't know
your name.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
That's the bottom line.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Will your face sell tickets? If I didn't sell tickets,
I'd have been out of there. I'd have seen shows
get cut.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yes, we've all seen that. What's a show that's impacted you?
If you have to think of something that you remember,
somebody else performing that you were like, this changed something
in me or something.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
That I'll always remember.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
You mean in my life?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, in your life.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Like somebody that you've seen on stage and you're like,
this is something that really left an impression on me.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, so I have a girlfriend who has two sisters.
And her older sister was an actress. And I was
young and I went to go see the play Ain't
Supposed to Die a Natural Death. She was in the play.
It was opening night. And there was a reception afterwards.

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And I remember we got to walk across the stage
to go to the reception. And I went on the
stage and I looked around and I seen all the
ropes and all the curtains and all the rows of lights.
And I saw some wardrobe hanging and some shoes and wigs.
And then I went into the reception and everybody was
so happy and people were taking pictures. And they were

(12:52):
drinking champagne and people were signing autographs. And I just
looked around and I was like, I'm not sure what
all this is, but I want this. I want this adoration.
I want this appreciation. I want this life. And that's
when it got in my head.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
How old were you at the time?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Probably nine. Oh, wow.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
That was really... So you knew what you wanted to
do from nine years old.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, but it took stages.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
But you knew how it was going to happen.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, stages. You know, I definitely never had on the
dance card stand-up comedian. I thought I was going to do,
you know, okay, in my head, I was going to
sing background for Luther. That was in my head. Because
the Stop the Love video fucked me around. I was like,
there's a man, I want to sing with Luther, you know.

(13:44):
And then after that, you know, I had started to
do a couple of movies and stuff like that in
the Bay Area. The first two movies I did was
So I Married an Axe Murderer, which was Mike Myers'
first movie before he started any of that Austin Powers stuff.
Austin Powers, right. And then I did The Rock with
Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage. That was in San Francisco
as well. After that, I had moved to L.A.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, off to the races.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, bye.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Now, Lou, now you know we've all been watching your relationship.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Yes. Going out and being on that little cam with
Bruno Mars and being like.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
In the angel baby. Angel baby cam. Cam.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
I want to say Bruno Mars, I saw the first
time he performed in New York and he's so amazing.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
As a performer.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, I've seen him like six times.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Great performer.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
And in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Vegas was.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's different, different.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Well, yeah, because, you know, you had residency there. The
MGM Park, you were there for years.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
And still goes back to, I do believe, a couple
times a year. But, you know, he's so big now.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
He puts on a show.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
He is a really good performer.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
He was made for Vegas.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Because even as a little kid, he played Elvis.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
But there were 53,000 people at that show last night
and a whole 73.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Dang.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
It was sold out. The only seats that weren't sold
were behind the stage.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
What venue?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Where was it at? At the Met Life. Ooh. In Jersey. Gee.
And it was... massive and I come in through the
back okay and you know just to see all the
trucks you know I've been on tour with Cat and
stuff I know what it took to move a set
and stuff like this but to see all these trucks

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and all these workers and I'm like all this for
one fucking guy it's like Michael-esque to sit up there
and see all these people you know Beyonce's and this
mega shit is for one person.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Does he have an opener or no?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay, oh yeah, so you and Ray.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
She's very sweet, very nice.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
She was hanging out with Michael B. Jordan lately. Remember,
they was at Six Flags together.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Oh, she's all their type. So Ray and DJ Pee Wee, Anderson.
He got it hype, and then he came back later,
and they did some Sonic shit. Nice. Yeah, it was lit.
Plus the pyro is fierce. It's millions and millions of

(16:16):
dollar production. Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Not surprised.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Because he really does.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Well, you selling that many tickets.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Yeah. Everywhere you go. Him and his band.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
They are amazing.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
The hooligans.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
They are amazing. They're on my page.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
If you follow me, at Lunell, L-U-E-N-E-L-L. You can see
me in the hooligans backstage.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Now, you know I'm nosy. I'm looking at this ring finger.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
What about it?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Let's zoom into the nails, the ring.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
And the nails are fire. So is this like an engagement,
wedding ring?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
I bought this motherfucker myself. Okay, just asking. But I
have been wearing it more since I've been involved with
Al to make it clear that.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I'm taking it. I know that's right.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
When did you decide to say, okay, it's official?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
He, I don't know, you know. I don't know, I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
It's like what happens in relationships as like, I know
as I get older, we don't have that same conversation
where you're like, are you my man?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I'm your girl.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I'm not seeing anybody else. Like, was it that type
of conversation? Like, okay, are we just together? Are we,
you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (17:30):
We have been friends for like 15 years. We used
to get drunk together and party together and all this
kind of stuff before the incident happened. And, you know,
I don't know. I just think that it's a great
thing when a friendship can blossom into a relationship because
you know so much more than even a relationship person

(17:50):
might know because you've been friends. And I think it's
pretty obvious that if I'm dating, I'll be sure. I'm exclusive.
I mean, what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Right.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Cheat on a wig, wig, who?

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well, sometimes people are scared of ruining a friendship by
making it romantic, too.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Because that's also a conversation.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, but if she was willing to take that leap
of faith, so was I.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Did he initiate?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
He did.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Y'all held hands and jumped off the bridge together.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
I actually communicated with him a little bit during that time.
He was giving me information about what was going on
with him. Because we had Quincy up here. And so
once we had that interview, he definitely reached out and
was like, I'm glad y'all had that interview and treated
him respectfully and X, Y, and Z. I just think
there's so much that's happening. I know he's always tried

(18:53):
to tell his story and put it out there. And
now that I think about it, it all makes sense.
When you came up to the studio to see me-
and you put them devil horns on Diddy.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Oh, and they tried to come for me. Oh, Lord. Well,
where's the baby all now? Locked up.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Now that I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I've been knowing.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Because I didn't realize why Lunell did that. She came
up to Way Up.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
There's a picture. You know, there's pictures all over iHeart.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
iHeart, yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Is Diddy in one of the pictures?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
With horns on. Oh, I never even noticed that.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Because she drew the horns on it.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
Oh, that's the moment I got.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
To go look.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
So I'm like, at that time, because it ended up
going viral later. And at that time, I remember thinking,
I wonder what happened with Lunella and Diddy that made
her do that. And now we're all putting it together.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah, the main thing that Al is teaching me is
how to keep my motherfucking mind shut. Okay. Because I
have an ish with that.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Which we love that about you.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
But I have to.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
I get the issue.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
I need to be a little bit more discreet in
some of the things that I say sometimes. But I'm
going to tell you this. So I'm on vacation, people.
This is my vacation time. But Angela, like you said
about the Quincy interview being respectful and shit, isn't safe.

(20:17):
She digs me. Everybody here is all super cool. I
never come in with no motherfucking weird energy shit. And
I know that I'm not going to come here and
she'll be asking me, you know, if I do anal
or some shit like that, which I don't. Are you stopped? Bitch,
I never started. Let me get a talk about this
goddamn guy. I got a lot to say.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
I'll tell you who does.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'll tell you who does. I'm gay.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
That's my only option.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Right, it is. Well, not the only one, but one
of two.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
That mouth works.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, that mouth too. But, yeah, so I just, you know,
everything is going fine, though.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Okay. Why did you bring up anal? I didn't even
bring that up.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Because I couldn't think of nothing else to say.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
What's been your favorite part of your vacation? Like, where
have you been going and stuff?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Well, I went to go see Jilly from Philly.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yes!

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Did you go in Philly at the Met?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
No, I didn't. I went in Oakland, which is great.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
She's so talented.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Long story, but it was great. And then I took
a train ride and a little sleep ride. And I've
got a little sleeper car from Oakland to- I've always
wanted to do that. Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
How long of a train is it?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
It was 12 hours from Oakland to Union Station in LA.
But it includes three meals. And you're on the upper
deck of the Peasants. and downstairs. No, I love that.
I love the above and below.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
That's so cool.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
That is cute.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
It's like being back in the womb. I love a
good train.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh, whoa.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Okay, calm down.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Also, I like those trains too.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Those trains are no good for you. Can we please
talk to Akeem about his risque behavior?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Let me be a hoe.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
I am 35.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What does their age have to do?

Speaker 7 (22:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Okay, first of all, You can be a hoe, but
you need to be a safe one.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
I am a safe hoe. We all know I'm a
safe hoe.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
How do we all know this? You're showing up at strangers' homes.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
That's not safe. No, I'm safe health-wise. I do risky
shit outside. But health-wise, I'm safe.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
He'll go anywhere. You like white boys? Do you like
white boys?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Do you go places with white men? No, no, no.
Because you can't do that right now.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
He does like white boys.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Do you hear what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
You can't do that right now.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Don't be going up in no apartments with no Jeffrey
Dahmer ass white boys. I haven't fucked a white dude
in five or six months I haven't fucked a white dude.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
I'm not making a white dude come until Trump's not president.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I feel like you were in Colorado or some shit
with some white boy.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
That was like five or six months ago. He was
a doctor. But I knew him personally.

Speaker 8 (23:01):
He wasn't like some random white boy.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
And Nolan knew his friends personally, too. Okay.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Fuck that right now.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
We're at war. Wake the fuck up. We've got to
make some decisions. They spitting in our food and bragging
about it. Don't give me... Okay.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
And Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's a whole... Allegedly.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
I want to say.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
That ain't no goddamn place. If you got racists in
the kitchen, it can be in Martins, it can be in.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
It makes it seem like I'm out here fucking all
these white boys. That is wildly untrue.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
The last five dudes.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
I fucked were either black, Indian, or Hispanic. What about white-Hispanic?

Speaker 6 (23:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
I don't ask a nigga for a 23andMe course.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Let's move to this other part of the thing. Just
because you're gay doesn't mean... that having all this random
stranger sex is cute. You want a relationship like anybody else,
even if it's casual or a fuck buddy.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
He's never had a relationship ever.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
But all this going in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Going in the park, and all that old bullshit.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
The gym.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
I don't be fucking in the park anymore.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
I don't be fucking in the park.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Listen, when I was a younger hoe, I was outside.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Now that I'm an older hoe, I'm still outside, but.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Not to that relationship.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
You're a middle-aged hoe, though.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Middle-aged hoe.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Which is almost sad.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
But if I find someone, I find someone.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Right, if you find someone, I want you to find someone.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
He won't really not look at you.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
You know what I think?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
I feel like he is avoiding a relationship, but there's
reasons for it.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Gotta be, because he done been hurt or something like that.
I'm pursuing comedy.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is that your relationship?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I told him don't have sex right away, and he
got mad at me.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
But gay men in general are really relaxed when it
comes to sex. Casual sex. Yeah, they're really relaxed when
it comes to casual sex.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
That's a nice way.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Of saying it.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
The problem is I'm in a very straight-dominated field, so
I'm not around gay people that often.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
I'm mostly around.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
That's what you think. Okay, shit.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
I'm not around openly gay people.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
And that's what... You think. Shit, please.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I feel like you, well, I'm.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Doing all right.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'm tender.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
I'm swiping.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
I'm matching.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Okay, anyway, we're going to get off your rectum and
shit and move on. Go ahead, Angela.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
No, he likes us in his rectum.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
If you want to find me a man, you have
my number now, so send me some eligible bachelors and we'll.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
See what happens.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
A king finds love.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Before you were in your current relationship, Were you dating
somebody else that you had to break up with? You
know how normally you have to like shut down.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You were?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
What was that conversation like?

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh, God. You know.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Did he find out online?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
First of all, the person is delusional. They're delusional in
why I ended things. They weren't great. You got to
be great. What am I doing? You weren't great. You know,
you weren't a good caller backer and texter backer and
days gone. And I feel, it's just the way I
feel about me. I feel like if you can go

(26:07):
three days without talking to me, you can go the
rest of your motherfucking life.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Without talking to me. I agree.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
A million percent agree.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
That don't mean I can't agree with you now.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
If you're supposed to be in a relationship, I need
to hear from you every single day.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
How dare you, mother fucker.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I already am obsessed that I want to live in
your skin.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Motherfucking right. Every goddamn day. I agree with that. Couple
times a day. Good morning. Love you. How you doing?
Good night. That's fine. Mm-hmm. Okay, so... I'm gonna hear
it right there.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
How did you break up?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Did he find out online with the rest of us?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
No, I just said this is not working.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
And I don't want it no more.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
So when you told them that, you already had moved on?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I mean, publicly, everybody told me that.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah, but that wasn't why. It's just you're not great, motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
You're popular. You got money. You ain't spending it on me.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Right.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Even though you have a lot of things and stuff
like that. And I just need some consistency.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, so here's the problem now.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Because guys always think when women have male friends, at
some point that means you're going to end up fucking
with them.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
And so now he probably was like, all that time
that was her quote unquote friend.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
And now look.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
And they know each other.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Same industry.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Are they friends or do they just know each other?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
They might be friends, but they know each other. I
can't help that either.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
No, ain't your fault.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I can't help that either. Motherfucking men do it all
the time. All over TV, fucking each other. All the
millions of women out there, they could be fucking, but
now they want to swap and fuck each other in
the NBA and the motherfucking NFL. All that.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
You right.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Now, listen, we have a segment we do called From
the Feed.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Where we bring up different topics that are happening online
for you to weigh in.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And I feel like this is appropriate.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Oh, Lord.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
What?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
No, it's nothing crazy. As if I haven't said enough already.
And I said I'm practicing restraint.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
This is me. This is me practicing restraint.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I love this for us.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
All right.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
If you're in a relationship, there are seven people you
shouldn't be talking to. This is the post.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And I want to see if you agree or disagree.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Everybody in the room.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Number one, your ex. Okay.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Number two, someone who has a crush on you. Three,
someone you're attracted to. Four, someone who constantly complains about
their relationship to you. Five, someone you hide from your partner. Six,
Your work wife or work husband. And seven, the person
you want to text before your partner when something amazing happens.
These are the seven people when you're in a relationship.

(28:46):
They call this cheating.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
What?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I agree with all of that.

Speaker 4 (28:49):

Speaker 1 (28:52):
You think all of that is cheating?

Speaker 4 (28:53):

Speaker 5 (28:54):
But what if communicating with your ex, like, can't you
still be friends with somebody you broke up with?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Why though? Hmm.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It could be work things.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Well, we have fucking stuff. Why do we still need
to be friends like that and make my man feel uncomfortable?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, you're right. You're right. I'm not really friends with
my exes, but I'm cordial.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
But I don't call them.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
I haven't seen them.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
I don't have that many exes. Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You don't?

Speaker 4 (29:25):
No, not that many. I mean, they may think there
was an ex.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
But she really wasn't in.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
They'd be out.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
You thought you was in, but you wasn't really in.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
You know.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Just a tip.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Good Lord. What?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I'm trying to help you be.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I don't need no help and no tips. That's the
tip I don't need help with.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Gigi, do you communicate with your exes?

Speaker 10 (29:55):
I do.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
But I'm not in a relationship right now.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Right.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Right.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
So you can do what you want.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
But when I was in my, in all my.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Relationships, I previously talked to exes for whatever reason, not.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Probably as much but I am one of.

Speaker 10 (30:13):
Those people that I don't hurl grudges against people and
I don't have exes that I'm.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Like I hate you I want.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
You to die I'm never texting you again so I
don't you know why did you feel that so much
yeah I don't know.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
I don't have please help me get that grace I
don't have exes that I feel like bad feelings for
at all and not to say that I want to
be with them but I'm still like Angela I'm cordial
I'm cordial with exes so yeah I've spoken to exes
in the past while I was in a relationship Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Have you ever had a work husband, like in comedy?
You know how they say, oh, that's my work wife
or my work husband?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah, and I had a baby with the niggas.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Oh, that's true. So this is why.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
I think that was a bit more than a work husband.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
It started with a baby. She's 30.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
She's busy surviving Lunel as she posted it.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
It's like a Netflix trend bullshit.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
But, um.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I know, and it got like a million views. They
were like, girl, I'm getting a popcorn. Girl, I'm ready
for this.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
And you reposted it.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I had to. I reposted my daughter's stuff. It was funny.
I think that, you know, in certain circumstances, if you're
talking to an ex, like maybe you show a baby,
like my baby daddy is my, sort of my ex,
sort of.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Why do you say sort of?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Because we really was never in love like that. We
was comedians and we was just fucking around and fucking
and shit.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Right.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
We really wasn't in love. You know what I'm saying?
And then I was pregnant and the only reason I'm
still speaking to him because he never said, well, who
baby is it or what you gonna do?

Speaker 7 (31:48):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
He was there. Yeah, out of the whole thing and
he remains that way to this day. We got a
good relationship.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You know, but I don't really talk to... My exes
like that because, like I said, there's not that many.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
After you guys had your daughter, what was your relationship
like with each other?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I didn't exist no more. Only the baby existed. He
would run past my ass. I'm like, straight to the
fucking baby. So, no, we had, you know, a rough
patch later just because I left to go to L.A.
and left my daughter with her father, not a cousin,
not a friend, but a fucking dad and his mom.

(32:28):
And it was really great and everything like that. But,
you know, he had said, if you go down there,
just don't go down there bullshitting. And I have not. But,
you know, it's been a difficult situation for me and
my kid. And it's been difficult for me and my
baby daddy because, you know, you want them to kick in.
But clearly, you know, like I'm making more money. And
so it's like, should I just keep taking care of

(32:48):
everything and not demand no money, even if you ain't
got as much as me? Because I don't give a
fuck about that. That's your fault. I think that we should...
But I gave that up, and I'm like, well, bitch,
you got the money, so just do it.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
There we go. You're welcome, San Diego State University. No motherfucking,
what you call it, financial aid.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Man, if only.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
I wish.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Shit. I told her she don't know how lucky she is,
because she don't know what a... what the pressures of
financial aid debt is.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
I didn't go, so.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah, but you know what it is too with kids,
like what they remember is where, you know, they want
more time.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
And that is what it is.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
No, my daughter wants the money. She has enough time
with me. She wants the money. She's a nepo baby.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, that's a fact.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I wish I was.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Me too.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Me too, because I don't know nothing about none of that.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Were you going to ask me, Angela?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Do you want to have a kid ever?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
No.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
I like kids. I like being around kids.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
My mom was a foster parent, so I grew up
around kids.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
I'm good with them.

Speaker 8 (33:52):
I'm way too selfish to have a kid.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I love people who know that.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
What about if you dated a guy with kids?

Speaker 7 (33:59):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
He's not dating.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
I'm too selfish.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
What if a kid wants to play sports?

Speaker 8 (34:06):
I'm not a sporty gay, so I gotta pretend like
I like sports for this nigga. I don't wanna do it.
What if he draws a picture and he's like, is
this good?

Speaker 7 (34:15):
I'm like, no baby, it's not good.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Now I gotta lie to this nigga? I don't... Know thyself.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
I don't want kids.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Know thyself. I'm saving kids a lot of therapy.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Exactly. I'm way too selfish. Because if I book a
gig in Paris, I'm out.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Fuck your birthday party.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
I don't care about this goofy ass kid.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, you gotta go.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
No kids for me.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Jordan, you don't want to have kids either?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Um....

Speaker 7 (34:41):
That means no. That was long.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
There's plenty of niggas watching right now that want to
impregnate you right now. Probably more than that.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
I just am not.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
That's the part of it I don't want to deal with,
is the man.

Speaker 10 (34:53):
I would have a baby with myself before I think
I would go half on a baby with somebody.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
That I knew.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
What if he was your husband?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
They still can't be trusted, I fear. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I'll give you five, but I'm too far away.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I'll give it to her for it.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Air five. Air five, girl. I'll pass it down. We
like y'all, but we can't trust y'all. No, you love
your man.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
You trust him, right?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
I do trust him implicitly.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, see, now you got it.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
But he came in as not being a whore. You
know what I'm saying? I mean, he had his day.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, he went past and got it out of his system.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, he done fucked every bad bitch in the motherfucking world,
I'm sure. You know what I'm saying? But now you
got the baddest, so what the fuck is that?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
You know, when a guy, his mom once told me
that a guy will settle down when he does not
feel like running around anymore and he's been through all
of that and he's older and more settled.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I wonder if we all have to wait for that.

Speaker 10 (35:48):
We basically got to wait till they balls start growing
gray hairs and they tired and they.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Ain't got the energy no more. Oh my God, girl.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
That's when they want to do right.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Well, I don't know if that's the case, but I'll
take it, whatever the fuck it is.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Luna, have you ever cheated on somebody?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I'm a notorious cheat.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
What's the worst getting caught cheating story that you have?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Oh, talking on the phone to my girlfriend about how
I just fucked this nigga. and my current nigga was
actually on the phone. Oh, God.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
What?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
And I didn't know it. Like, I had dialed him.
On the other line?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Oh, God.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
He heard everything.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Oh, God.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
And I was like... Hello. Hello. And I just, you know.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
First of all, that is so sloppy of you.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
It was.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
How did that happen?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It must have been good.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
It ended.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
It was over.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
What the fuck you doing?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
God wanted him to find out.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Well, good, because shit, I didn't really, you know.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (36:39):
I had an ex-boyfriend who accidentally called me while he
was talking to one of his friends about him going
to see a girl that night when he told me
he was going to his boy's house. And for some reason,
I don't know how I ended up. He called me
by accident and conferenced me. And I don't know how
that all happened. But I heard his whole conversation of
him saying, oh, yeah, I'm going to come over there.

(36:59):
I told Ange I'm doing X, Y, and Z. And
I'm going to be with this girl.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I was like, hello.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
And this is why she say y'all.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
You said something?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
And y'all trying to get me to date.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
But it's in the past. This is in the past.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
All y'all outside.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I do feel like, Akim, you got to go through
some of this so you can settle down later. Because
your first relationship that you finally have is.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Not going to be.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Your happily ever after.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
You got to go through some shit.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
You got to get out of the way.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Why y'all so naked?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's just realism.

Speaker 8 (37:34):
I have a question for Luna.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Okay. It's... Uh-oh. You've talked... It's not sexual. You've talked openly.
You're in the wrong place. I know it can be.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
But.

Speaker 8 (37:42):
You talked openly about wanting to have a talk show,
which I think you more than deserve. And so you
started doing your own talk show, your YouTube series, which
I love. I've watched the Kathy Griffin one. I watched
the George Lopez one. When you get your own talk show,
is it going to be titled Hey, Luenell? And who
would your dream guest be?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
It probably will. Okay. My dream guest would be like,
you know, Eddie Murphy. That would be iconic.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Or.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Maybe Beyonce. Ooh. But I really, my dream, dream guest
is Michelle Obama.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I know you can make it happen.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
You can make it happen. I'll just spend an hour crying.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Oh, that would be great.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
I want to ask the ladies of lip service that
same question. Who is your lip service dream guest? I
think y'all know mine because I've said it before, but
I'm going to say mine too.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Who's this?

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I feel like Rihanna would be great on lip service.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
She's great.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Especially on lip service. Because I feel like she's very uncensored.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
People ask me that question a lot and it's been
for the entire going on 12 years, next month by
the way, it's been the same answer.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Anytime somebody asks me who would I want to have
on the show, it's always Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
You know who else would be good on here? Drake.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Drake would be good, too.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
I'm just saying, the stuff that he's been doing lately,
like the 20 versus 1.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
We would have a great conversation with Drake.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Like taking that girl that.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
I didn't like the pinky chew girl that he chose
in 20 versus 1.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
The goth girl.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, that gets all the house.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
Oh, aren't we talking about the lawyer?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Have you ever reached out to Rihanna in her DM?
Because we... Okay. You should do that. You should make
a video and put in her DM because Rihanna has,
I mean, I've ended up working for United. But every
now and then she'll respond to something. So I would just,

(39:41):
you know, that's how me and Bruno first started getting
together with, you know, made a video. And so you
should try that.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Don't you be out here cheating again.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
No, I don't cheat.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
She's done with that. She's that middle finger to my
old life.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
First of all, I'm.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
With a motherfucker who I can't cheat on. Because any
motherfucker that would cheat with me would be like, yeah, Al,
I just fucked your bitch. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Yeah, men are really good at this.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Men are good at keeping things low.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
No, they're not.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
What?

Speaker 7 (40:13):
No, that is not true.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
These motherfuckers is like the real housewives.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Of Beverly Hills.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
You nuts.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
They gossip and shit more than I post. They got
their head in the goddamn phone more than we do.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
Niggas do be gossiping.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
And they do be swiping and posting and reading this.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Taking sneak pictures.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I always say men talk more than us.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Taking screenshots. What's the strangest thing a man ever asked
you to do in the bedroom?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Oh, in my personal life? Mm-hmm. I'll probably tie me
up and blindfold me and run sharp things up and
down my legs.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh, I think you said something else.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Right. I got tied up before.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Really bad.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
That's what he wanted me to do.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
He wanted you to get tied up and blindfolded.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Yeah. It wasn't fun. He didn't know how to tie
a knot. It was bad.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Ask me if I did that.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Did you do it? No.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Not even the blindfold?

Speaker 6 (41:07):
No, bitch.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
These motherfuckers could snap on you any minute.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Yeah, I don't fuck a blindfold.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Would you blindfold him?

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I watch cheaters. And I watch everything.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
Murder, murder, murder.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Gerald's Game, Dateline.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
I'm not being blindfolded. It's not fun for me. If
it ain't fun for me, it's no fun. I don't
want to do that. I'm petrified. Well, you might be
able to get ready to hit me in the head
with a fucking lamp.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'm not being.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Motherfucking blindfolded. I don't think that's fun. That's not my,
get down.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I can understand it's seven degrees gray, whatever the fuck,
sixth grade, some shit. What was it, gray? Fifty shades
of gray. Fifty shades of gray. Fifty shades of gray.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Fifty shades of gray.

Speaker 7 (41:39):

Speaker 1 (41:39):

Speaker 3 (41:40):

Speaker 2 (41:40):

Speaker 7 (41:41):

Speaker 6 (41:41):

Speaker 4 (41:42):

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Fifty shades of gray. Fifty shades of gray. Fifty shades
of gray.

Speaker 7 (41:45):

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Fifty shades of gray. Fifty shades of gray.

Speaker 7 (41:48):

Speaker 6 (41:49):

Speaker 4 (41:49):

Speaker 7 (41:50):

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Fifty shades of gray. Fifty shades of gray.

Speaker 7 (41:52):

Speaker 4 (41:53):

Speaker 6 (41:54):

Speaker 2 (41:54):

Speaker 3 (41:55):

Speaker 4 (41:55):

Speaker 7 (41:56):
I don't trust people.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I blindfolded one of y'all favorite rappers before. I'll tell
y'all off camera.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
Are you going to tell us off camera?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I'll tell y'all off camera. I can't say them.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
You blindfolded one of our favorite rappers.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
And he liked it?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Blindfold.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
So it was me and another girl and we blindfolded
him and did, you know, the whole threesome thing.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Was this back when you were working at Magic City?

Speaker 6 (42:17):
It was.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Yeah. I think I know who it is, but I'll
say it.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Well, I'm damn sure not leaving until I find out.
Motherfuck that dinner.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, so if he asked you to blindfold him, you
would have though.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Who?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Like if the guy asked you to blindfold him.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
But I'm scared. You're scared again. And I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
But you know what? Al, if you're listening, that's the
ultimate trust, if you can get her.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
No, no, I'm already in the ultimate trust. We're not
doing that.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's the trust game, you know, where they be like,
fall back, right?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Wait, you have a trust game.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Angela, would you let your man blindfold you?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Really?

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Okay, live your truth. Do you not know that Angela
is a humongous fucking freak? I found that out when
I was here before.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
The first time.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Because the whole time I was here, I was like, Angela! Angela!

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Angela!

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I don't think I am. I'm pretty, but I don't
think blindfolding is too crazy.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
It's not too crazy. I feel like it's like a
sensory thing.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Yeah, it's not too crazy for those who don't mind it.
But these, I don't, I don't, I don't, a motherfucker
might have been waiting for this opportunity to blindfold me
and hit me in the head with a lamp.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
And now you knocked the fuck out and then it
took all your stuff?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yeah, it took all my shit. Lights out.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I would hate to read that on the shade room.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
You won't. I'll be sure to blindfold you now and
hit you with a lamp.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
It was me. Can you imagine? Oh, baby, don't listen
to this part because it's clearly delusional. No, but the
other motherfuckers that I got rid of, though, I would
love to blindfold that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
And hit him over the head with a lamp.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
With a fucking lamp.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Maybe two.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I came to tell us your experience, why you wouldn't
do it again.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
No, I got tied up once.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
I never got blindfolded.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh, you got tied up.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
He didn't know how to tie a knot.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
It was terrible.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
They were tied up and blindfolded. That's what this motherfucker was. Oh, no.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
You ain't going to do both.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Oh, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
You ain't about to do both. You can try to
tie me up and do poorly at it, but you
ain't about to do this.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
That's what I'm saying. Now, you are going to hit
me in the head with a lamp. Exactly.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
Because now I'm going to trust you to untie me.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Oh no honey, I'm not going out like Robert Conway.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
You're supposed to tie somebody where they can get out though.
It's not supposed to be tied up like I'm trapped.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
That's not what they do, though.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
That is not what they do.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
See, that's not what they.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Do, though.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
They be putting them navy.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Knots on the damn apparatus.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
No.

Speaker 7 (44:45):
I don't really like Bond and stuff. I just did
it because he was hot.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
I like bubble baths and shit.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Was he white?

Speaker 6 (44:50):
No, he was white.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I'm not going to let a white dude tie me up, bitch.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 8 (44:55):
I'm not going to let a white dude tie me up.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
No, he was black. This happened when I lived in L.A.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
You wouldn't let a white guy tie you up.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Hell no.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
What the fuck? Martin Luther King didn't die for that.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
No, I'm not letting a white dude tie me up.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
Please.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
So he was white.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
No, he was black.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
So he was.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
Please. He was dark-skinned specifically. He couldn't tie me up.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
Hey, man.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
So you're not going to let a light-skinned man tie
you up?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
No. Because that's close.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
His daddy might be white.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's close.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
That's close.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What about a spit in your mouth?

Speaker 7 (45:27):
Are you a white man?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
No. Oh, Angela. What?

Speaker 7 (45:30):
Oh, my God. I'm not kinky, really.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
Why are y'all acting like this is crazy?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Am I the only one? Speaking of spitting in her mouth,
we're going to ask that, but you're supposed to remind
me to talk about Love Island. That is the ultimate
spit in your mouth for the.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
Fucking TV show.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
They be making out like crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
But go on.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
And answer the nasty ass question.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
My answer is no.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Jordan.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
What?

Speaker 7 (45:59):
Do I like it? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I don't like it. Does it happen sometimes?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I don't even like nobody spitting on my pride. Don't
spit on me.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I don't like that either.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Oh, you just don't like the pfft noise.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
No, I don't like anything to do with spit. What
the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
So you don't like sloppy head?

Speaker 4 (46:16):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Do you like who won Love Island?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Are you happy they won? Well, you mean the season eight?

Speaker 7 (46:44):
The one that just wrapped, yes.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Because I've only watched six, seven, and eight, but I
started at eight, went back to six, and then went
to seven, because I wanted to see where Alondria came from.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Because my daughter's obsessed.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
They broke up, right?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Alondria and Nick?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Everybody broke up. Everybody broke the fuck up. I was
watching the Love Island, well, the reunion was messy, and
then I was watching the Beyond the Villa, whatever. I
haven't watched Beyond the Villa.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Wait, so which one was your favorite, six, seven, or eight?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Eight was good because, you know, sincere and all that
beautiful hair and all that.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
All the inches.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
And then seven was good because I really did like
my boy Ace and I was mad as fuck.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, they broke up too.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Ace and Shelly?

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Yeah, they broke up.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Speaking of.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Like a couple months later.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
And I felt like that was it. Remember, it seemed
like they were together before. They knew each other before.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
They knew each other before.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Which I felt like wasn't fair.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
But he said, you know, I like it when a
brother really melts and... Seemed sincere. You know what? He
seemed like he was very sincere.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
What about Cordell?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, Cordell and Serena, they're still together.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Cordell and his motherfucking white girl fantasy football ass motherfucking ass.
Every blonde bitch that came in there, Cordell. Not Cordell.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
No. Yes.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
No. With the little mustache. Blind, mixed with the pretty
eyes and the- Cordell. No, Cordell Beckham's brother.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
We love Cordell. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
I'm sorry, Cordell.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
What's the other motherfucker's name? The tall guy.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh, Corbin.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Corbin.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Corbin. Corbin.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Corbin.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Corbin. Corbin.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Corbin.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
Corbin.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
We love you. They not together no more?

Speaker 6 (48:19):
No, they are.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
They're still together.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Oh, good. Oh, good. Okay, we like that.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
You know what show was so messy the last season?
Married at First Sight.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
I can't do it.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
I never watched it. I never seen it either.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 (48:31):
I didn't watch it last season, but I did watch
a few previous seasons, and yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
That concept is messy.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
If you watched this last season- That's a messy concept.
It is so crazy. I'm telling you, Lunell, you'll enjoy it.

Speaker 10 (48:43):
Was this the one when he told her you're more
attractive to me than I am to you?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I'm not doing that to myself.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I think that happened this season. Married at first sight?

Speaker 7 (48:52):
You would be so mad.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
No, I can't. First of all, I mean, I got
married in 90 days, but it wasn't at first sight.
It was love at first sight. But shit like that
and what's that other shit?

Speaker 6 (49:02):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
That's ignorant.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Love is blind.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Love is blind. No, me, it's love after lockup. Oh,
I love.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Love after lockup.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's my show.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Love after lockup. I'm like, are you dumb, bitch? Like,
we're going to have a big old wedding. Who's going
to pay for that? Just got $ 10. $ 10, 000 on his
commissary card, bitch.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
What about the guy, he came home and he wants
his baby mom and his girlfriend to be together with him,
but didn't tell them.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
So now they both think he's dating them. You gotta
watch Love After Lockup.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
It's a mess.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
This is a new season?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Oh, I gotta catch up.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
It's all messy, messy, messy.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I like the men who are waiting for the women.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Yeah, we like that.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
To come home.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
They get fucked over, too. I've seen a girl come
home and fuck this man was so excited and brought
a little dress up for her little daughter and all
this kind of bullshit. She came home and immediately started
using meth again, fucking around. Ooh, baby.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Why do we love this show so much?

Speaker 8 (49:59):
You know what show I think you do great on?
I don't know if you ever watched it. Did you
ever watch Traitors?

Speaker 7 (50:06):
Traders is like that swap.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Was it a swap show?

Speaker 7 (50:08):
No, no, no.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
It's a show on Peacock where they get a bunch
of celebrities and they go to Scotland or some shit.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
It's like Clue.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
It's like Clue, but it's with celebrities.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Girl, watch it. You would do so well on that show.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Oh, you need to be on there.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Slow down. I'm not going to no castle. What is
the central heating and air? I need to know about that.
They don't stay there.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
They stay at the hotel. They just, you know, filmed
at last round.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
That sounds spooky.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
Watch it.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
It's on Peacock.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Watch one of the seasons.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I think Phaedra and Portia was on last season.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Yeah, a lot of the housewives are on there.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
There's been a few comedians on last season.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Candace was on it.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Nope.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
They need to do a reality show with me trying
to be late on a talk show host. That's all.
Because I'm not eating no bugs. I'm not doing no shit.
I'm not kissing all nine people in a row. Which kissing...
By the time you're the ninth person, you done kissed
all these other bitches because the.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Spit is still in. You got mono.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
A couple times over. I'm like, do they test these
people on this?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
They better. They must.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I feel like Michelle Obama would have you on her podcast,
first and foremost.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
I would be honored.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I can see that happening easily.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Y'all can advocate for me.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
She interviewed Kat. I know.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
I know.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
He was very, very polite on that interview.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
I saw that. Yeah, I did.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Bless his little heart.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Bless his little heart.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
He was very polite.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
He had no sudden movements.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yeah, he was great.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
He gave her a forever first baby.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I would love to do her podcast. I would love
to have her do mine. So if y'all want to
see me and Michelle Obama together, you want to see
me cry. Because, you know, it just means like, you know,
we know the world we're in now, but look at
people who are lucky enough to have grandparents that live
to see a black president. They live to see it.

(52:00):
And the first lady that made you proud and walked
with dignity every day. But you know what? I feel
like Michelle, when they got on Air Force One and
they was getting ready to fly off into sunset, I
feel like she had her braider on the plane because
that bitch been in braids. She been in braids ever
since she got out of the White House. Michelle was like,

(52:21):
Grease it, plait it, now. Take this weave out.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
I always think about how Chris Rock had that stand up,
and he was like, as long as we live, you'll
never see a black president.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
And we did. We did. And not just a black president.
The black president.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Like, unblemished.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
They tried, and they tried, and they tried.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
With the tan suit.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
And they're going to talk about Michelle's arms because they fit.
She's fit. Like Angela Bassett was when she did Tina Turner.
She had Angela Bassett arms.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
You know, I am.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
The other day I was talking to Londell McMillan. He
does the estate for Michael Jackson, but also for Prince.
I want to see this Prince biopic so bad. I
guess they're working on it.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
Who's playing Prince?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Who's playing Prince? Don't piss me off.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Why was there fentanyl in his bottle? Can anybody answer that?
It's murder. He would not knowingly take, I don't think.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
That he would knowingly overdose himself on some shit that
was prescribed for him. People do be close. They do
be around their stuff. If my assistant wanted to poison me,
she could do it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Right.

Speaker 10 (53:33):
You know?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
And something got slipped in that bottle. And that's that.
Ain't nobody talking about it. Right.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Don't you know? You know that's true, right?

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Well, you know they had this whole docuseries and they
nixed it. They had like put the whole thing together. Yeah,
it was a big story. And they were like, you
can't put it out. The state stopped it. The state
stopped it.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
There's a hot bisexual boy on Instagram that can play Prince.
You so hot.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Why did you suck in like that?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
First of all, it's fucking hot.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Send me his profile.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
She said bisexual? He is, unapologetically. But I feel like
bisexual men are just gay because you never see them
fucking the bitches no more.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I know some bi men who be out here with women.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I have only seen bisexual men out with men. They
don't be with the bitches no more.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Have you ever dated a guy that was bisexual?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
I did. And I almost killed that motherfucker. And the
dick was good as a motherfucker, too. Oh, my God.
He had done a gay porno and shit.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
He did a gay porno?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah, I had never posted him or anything like that.
But then I did, and within five minutes, my gay
mafia was on there. It was like, girl, go to
YouTube and put her on your boy. I was like.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Gays are so messy. Yes, I fucking watched it.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Gays are messy as hell. And what did you think?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Did you watch the porn?

Speaker 6 (54:57):
I was appalled.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Oh, Lord. Was he the top or the bottom?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Top.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Okay, well, that makes it less appalling, I guess.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Or was he ambidextrous?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I didn't see the other episodes, but no. The other episodes.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
That's everybody can do whatever they want. Because I feel like.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
All tops at some point, right, you've been a bottom.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I'm versatile.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
I'm always set up versatile.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
And by ambidextrous.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
That's what we want to call it.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Some people are exclusively tops.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You don't think they'll ever try?

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Probably not.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
My head is about to explode. Okay. First of all,
I want to just say to the bisexual men who
may be watching, I don't give a fuck if you're
bisexual or not. But for me, Luenell, I prefer my
men straight. Now, do you have any way to know that? No,
because men fucking lie. But the gangsters that I fuck with,

(55:56):
and there'll be gangsters too, I choose to believe that
the motherfuckers that I fuck with are straight. Because, you know,
they're like, girl, he ain't girl. He may not be,
but I don't want to. I don't want a motherfucking no.
And when the porno came out, I'm like, well.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
This was before AI.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
There was no AI and no shit.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
That was that nigga.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
That was that nigga.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
So what'd you say to him?

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Are you fucking gay? That's what I said to him.
And what did he say back?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
But what if it was just professionally?

Speaker 4 (56:35):
That's what he said.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
That he died. It was a revenge fuck because a
guy killed his brother in this movie.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Wait, what? Hold on.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
No, in the movie.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
In the movie.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
Oh, he's saying that he.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
In the movie. Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
In the movie, he had to fuck some dude in
the movie. Was he an actor?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
How many movies were there?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
He was that day. Where was he? No, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
He did take a work at Big Lots.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
But the shame was he was sexy as a motherfucker
and the dick was fire.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So you did get back with him after that for
a little bit?

Speaker 4 (57:08):
No, I did not.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
No, I did not.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
It was over.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Lunel, when did we get in the Lunel movie?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I don't know. We're working on the book. Uh-huh.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
What's the book going to be called? Do you have
a name?

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Yeah. What is it? I forgot.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
I forgot the name of the book. We'll make sure
y'all tune in.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
The name of the book.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
It's called Hazel Now, the book.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
It's called, what is it?

Speaker 7 (57:36):
I forgot.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
No, I forgot. I forgot what the fucking name of
the book is. My manager's going to be like, are
you slow, bitch? I'm like, Maybe. But I do not
wish to self-publish. I do wish to get a publishing
deal with the advance. That's easy. And then also, my
issue with one of the people that we submitted to
was they were like, well, you know, it's not light enough. And,

(58:00):
you know, you're a comedian. This is about my life.
My life ain't light. Right. but the redemption is the story,
you see? So you're not hired, fuck you.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
But fans don't want, fans want to know about you.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
They don't want to water down.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
He was white.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
Of course he was.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Because Lunel, like, honestly, we hear you and see you today.
If people don't know your whole backstory.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
I mean, see you. There's no reason I should be
sitting here in the position. They're like, who the fuck
are you talking to?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Girl, I gotta go.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
She has a flight.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
She has a flight to catch.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Did you change your flight? I heard you had to
change your flight.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
No, I didn't change it.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
I'm leaving.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
You got somewhere to go too?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I do, I do.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
We're going to leave in two. But look, and see
where you are today, like you said.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Yeah, it's been a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Fucking phenomenal to see this story. But God.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Because there's no other reason that I'm here sane after
the shit I've been through. But God. And then you
can do what I do and never reach a pinnacle.
But God, once again. I don't sit and write amazing
jokes and shit. I'm not a prolific writer like that,
even though I have a degree in English literature. But

(59:11):
I've done enough theater and I know enough about myself
to know that I'm a good storyteller and that people
are interested in what has happened to me. Because I
just be talking about what happened to me. I don't
make up shit. If I tell you something happened. It
really did. Like, I've got a pap smear bit that's
about 15 motherfucking minutes long that'll make you squirt. You'll

(59:32):
speckle them out the next time you get on the
table and you think about me. Because you will.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Wow. I know.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
The people that have seen it, seen it. It's about
a pap smear. It's really funny. And it happened to me.
And it happened to you. And you and you. By
the way, so you came from Magic City. Let me
just say this.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Magic City had some of the most talented bitches I
ever seen on the board.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Gigi was one of them.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
And the Wings is fire.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
And when they used to do the... And the Wings
is fire. The surfboard shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I mentioned that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
You did?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
So I done probably seen you. Yes. The surfboard, the
bike ride.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
That was Gigi.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Gigi invented that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
And y'all used to have calendars.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I'm on cover of the calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
She's on cover of the calendar.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
I'm on cover of 2007, 2011.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
I'm also in 2010 and 2012.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Well, shout out to you because this shit ought to
be in the motherfucking Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
It should. A long time ago, they were saying that
it would become an Olympic sport. I don't know what
ever happened with that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You know that upper body strength you got to have.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Yeah, I do because I played a stripper in a
movie with Adam Sandler called That's My Boy. And it
was really difficult. And I had to take stripper pole lessons.
You know, the sorest part of me was my wrist. Wrist, yeah.
Because I was doing it right, huh?

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
You was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Well, that wrist work now, you know. Well, Luenell, we
appreciate you so much for coming through. You know I
love me some Luenell, the queen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
And I love my new model for my- Yes. Y'all
make sure y'all go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
You look so good.

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
Tell them where they can get those shirts, Luenell.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Hey, Luenell.com. H-E-Y-L-U-E-N-E-L-L.com. And you can get tickets on that site.
You can look at clips on that site. You can
access my schedule of where I'm going to be. And
don't forget to come and see me if you're ever
in Vegas on a Sunday or Monday at Jimmy Kimmel's
Comedy Club, every Sunday and Monday at 9.30 p.m.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
All right, and don't you forget to get blindfolded and
get your mouth spit on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
We passed that stage. If it gets dark, it's like
one of us put a pillow over the other one's face.

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
But we appreciate you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Akeem, thank you for being here again.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Thank you, Akeem, for giving us the gay perspective. You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
Whenever you guys have a comedian I love, I love
to come on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yes, we know it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I don't know if that's... That said something for me.

Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
And so I hope you have a safe flight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Thank you so much, Miami. Well, I'm going to Atlanta
and then Miami.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Miami.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
She got to work.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Since the last time you was here, I moved to Miami.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Oh, that's good to know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
She got a restaurant that she runs out there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Saucy Buddha.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Saucy Buddha.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Yes, in Wimbledon. So if you're in Miami.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
She got you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Let me know. I got you. Come see us at
the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Right on. I sure will.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
I sure will reach out. I sure will.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
You know who came to see us at Saucy Buddha?

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Donnell Rawlings came to see us at Saucy Buddha. He
had a great time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
No doubt.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
No doubt.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah. I recently ate at... the only black-owned five-star Michelin
award-winning restaurant in Vegas called Maroon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Oh, that's Chef Kwame's restaurant. That's my guy. I got
to come out there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I've never had a better salad in my entire life
than this Piri Piri salad.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I had that at Tatiana's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
And then the little cocktail was great. And they come...
They come to your table and say, welcome home. What?

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I'm coming to Maroon's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Maroon.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
He has a brand new cookbook coming out, too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I ain't trying to cook it. I'm just trying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
To eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I want you to cook it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
I ain't say nothing about cooking nothing. But if you
want to come and sit down and eat with me,
I'll be at Maroon's. Because I'm never going back to
lamb chops and branzino. Everything was so good. The shrimp, though.
My God.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
It was so good. We got to go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Thanks for reminding me because when I go to iHeart Festival,
I'm going.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
To- We coming.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Maroon, maroon, maroon, maroon.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, we're going to make a family lip service trip.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Well, get at me because I want to come.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
And then we're going to see Lunel. We're going to
do a whole thing. We're going to make a whole
thing out of iHeart.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Would you do Love Island?

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I'm too old for Love Island.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
How old are you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
They are really young.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
You're like 23 to like 29.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Yeah, that's 10 years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I'm turning 35 soon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Plus, you don't look like you would be slopping all
over these motherfuckers.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Which I could, though, because that would be a great
career move, but can't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Yeah, but you got to run around in a bikini
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
She can do that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
It's the sleeping in bed with men.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
She was a Playboy model.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
And then the making out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Out in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Well, okay, but then you meet the people's parents in
your bikini, too.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
And that's crazy. That's what I said. That was nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Titties out, eyes out.

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Now daddy's looking at your ass? The fuck? Daddy's looking
at your ass. Daddy's looking at your ass, girl.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Well, Akeem has sent his dick pic out to everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
Not everyone, just people who want to see it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
That's over, though. We're not doing that no more, are we?
Isn't that over?

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
Well, I did take new dick pics because I lost
37 pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Oh, well.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
You know how I know he has new dick pics
in his phone?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Because he keeps on showing me pictures of like, I
lost weight. You want to see my stomach?

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Before and after.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
But I know that when you do that- But did you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Lose weight too?

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
No, it just looks better now.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
It looks better now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Oh, because I'm like, is that a thing?

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
No, no, no. It just looks better now. It's more aesthetic.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Oh, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
The aesthetic of the flat stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
I lost 10 pounds if anybody gives a fuck about that. Period.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
We like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
I might have put it back on at the family reunion.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
It's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Well, you're about to go eat now.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
I sure am. And lavishly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Okay. I love that for you.

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
Let's hurry up and answer. We can find out who
this guy was that you blocked.

Speaker 10 (01:05:18):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
We're going to know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Bye.

Speaker 9 (01:05:20):
Bye.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Bye, y'all.

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}LS Episode 569: The Freak Within (feat. Luenell)