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August 11, 2023 2 mins

Joe got on the scale and had a "HOLY S***" moment. In a very relatable conversation, the guys talk about having good intentions for their diets, and then blowing it. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can we go after nineteen eighty place? Those are good times? Boy?
Was I thin? You know, really in good shaped haan
young man, long hair. Ah. By the way, I stepped
on the scale this morning, and as they used to
say in the Hardy Boy books, I uttered an oath?
Holy cow? What do you attribute that to? Eating like
a state fair hog?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Mostly I just like the fact that I and other
people can you know, eat more than normal and think
somehow you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Slip it by the scale.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's just like it's not gonna catch it.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I've had a very good attitude lately about eating and
drinking and exercise. You know, I've had a bad week,
but again, great attitude.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
So right, you think this scale is gonna judge you
on your intentions and not the actual calories you put
into your body. That's what I'm always expected. Hey, my
intentions are really good. I mean, I really mean that.
I intend to its point very soon start eating less.
But the scale does not judge intentions.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
All right, So on a scale of one to ten
in terms of good eating decisions, including portions, let me
describe the scenario that unfolded yesterday to you.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Portions is a big part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
A couple of good friends came by late in the
afternoon for a scotch and we sat around. We sipped
scotch and talked about all sorts of things, upcoming golf trip,
the state of the world, books. But it is a
lovely gathering that turned into a bit of a second scotch,
as these things often done. One of my friends went

(01:40):
off for dinner with his wife and some other friends,
and then my other buddy, he and his wife and
Judy and I went out for Mexican food. Me a
couple of pops in at a really good Mexican place.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
And you said, I better just have a salad.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Watching anyway, Oh more than three or four of these
delicious tortilla chips with fresh made salsa. Yeah, I'm just
gonna have a just a little nibble or two. No,
I ate like I was starving, with the utterly inevitable result.
But you know what, I ate like I was starving.

(02:22):
I was pretty hungry. But oh no, no, no, Joseph, no,
And it would all be funny, but my weight affects
my blood pressure, so can't let myself get fat. Sure,
tur
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