When Furries Attack!

There was a wolf attack on Huntington Beach! When we say wolf attack, we mean guys dressed as wolves...because they're furries... at a furry meet up. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is not fun. If you are prone to heart
attack or fainting, listen under your own advisement. This is
the audio of an incredibly rare, the first ever recorded
wolf attack Huntington Beach in southern California. That's right, terror

(00:38):
in Southern California. As a man was beat up by
two wolf costumed furries at a furry athering on southern
California beach. Two people in black wolf costumes got into
an altercation and Huntington Beach after a man who was
recording them refused to leave, some common suggesting he may

(01:01):
be the scorned ex lover of one of the participants.
The incident caught on video, which is both hilarious and troubling.
We should post it at Armstrong and getty dot com.
Happened at a Sunset beach bonfire fur meet where hundreds
of furries were out in full force, you weirdos. It
appeared to start after a man who was filming the

(01:23):
group had his phone in the face. One member warned
him to leave. The man in the wolf costume then
struck him in the head with a megaphone before he
was tackled to the ground by another person. A second
furry also dressed as a black wolf, jumped in to
help his friend, and they continued to grapple on the sand.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Would it be easier to fight a guy in a
duck costume than a wolf costume? Er, I suppose it
plays no role the animal that is a.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't know. I would have to attempt bouts in
a variety of costumes to speak with any authority on
that perceptive question. The guy whaps the guy in a
head with this megaphone really hard to and the guy
falls to the ground screaming in a way that is
less than manly. But I've never been battered on the

(02:08):
head with a megaphone, so I don't know how I
would react manly.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know what if you're video taping people doing their
whatever they're doing, and they say stop, and you don't
stop and put up your dukes. I think you know that, man,
then ain't cool?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Stop? I have no problem with that. Let's see the
man who was recording the group before the fight has
heard screaming, Oh my god, am I God? Have I
got on the ground. He's still taping though, and says
to the camera, this is what furries do to you.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's what anybody does to you if you get in
their business. Do you want to hear it again? I
don't know. If I do, it's gruesome. Go ahead, that's

(03:06):
a dude. Yes, this is what furries do to you.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
That is correct. Chilling, chilling, real life tape.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So he had some sort of anti furry bias of
some sort apparently. Well he was the ex boyfriend of
one of the wolf dudes, and well wolves are unforgiving.
The alpha hath no wrath like furry scored the alpha.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hilarious