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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, yeah, we did it.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yeah, you know, I snuck into my kids rooms this
morning when it was all dark, and I set out
their little green clothes, so I didn't forget except for
I got a message from my husband that my son,
who's in second grade, refused all of them and decided
to just put two pieces of green tape on him.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm like all right, hey, yeah whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So getting distracted, We got a brand new full show
for you today. We want to start with, of course,
some messages. This one from Manuel.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I absolutely love this podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm Manuel from Panama and I have to thank you
so much as I have been improving my English skills
listening with you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I love the best way, very.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Fun and real English conversations. And you will know how
to insult so many people.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I mean I always think that that's like amazing
when people can be funny in another language, seriously, because
I have a hard time just doing it in this
like yep, you reassive. Yeah so.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And one more from kept Carl says, every weekday I
get hooked on your show during my two hour commute.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Your vibrant energy turns my routine into a mini adventure,
a huge shadow from Sabah, Malaysia.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You all truly make my day.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Will you mail me some noodles from Maliia to the food.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, I'm sure they hold up well in the Just
drive your truck here while you're commuting anyway, come on
over all, right, Hey, let's.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Get this brand new full show started.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
We definitely have some Saint Patrick's dafe on ahead, it's
brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Whoa why is the breaking news bed being played?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I thought I thought you did that on purpose.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh, it's probably because we have a steaming portion of.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Hot goss.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's right, We've got pipe in hot goss out of
Hollywood today and I'm about to dish ladies, so plates up.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You make me not want to hear it feel like
he's talking to Jose mostly.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, get this, Jose and anybody else's interesting. I've got
an update on Ben and Jen.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm going to tell you like this is not the
hot nobody you know.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
My dream is to turn this show into the radio
version of the view. I am trying every day. Please
do not steal my sunshine with your negativity old, it's this,
this came out today. Sources are saying Jennifer's new boyfriend,
John Miller has just given her an ultimatum. Oh yes, money.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The Real housewived.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, turn off Brooks microphone because this is hot goss
that the world needs to hear about. Remember that picture
of Ben and Jen cuddling during a paintball outing.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
How could I forget?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Are you talking about Jennifer Garner?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Garner?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh my god, the only gen that matters now, bro,
can you keep up? Keep up with the.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hot save Ben and Jen. People think of Jennifer not partner.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Maybe if you were alive like ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She goes by Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, remember, I'm Ryan gosking, so please listen. Her boyfriend
was not happy about that photo that came out, and
so he told Jennifer if he sees any more pictures
like that in the press than he is walking girl, druma, hello,
why are you not into this?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There's other stuff that's more interesting, more.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Interesting than the source saying quote, John's always been supportive
of Ben and Jen's co parenting relationship, but he feels like,
excuse me, I'm gossing here. Okay, he feels like Ben
has crossed the line.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I put up celebrity gossip every day on our website
and I haven't covered this.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
In a year.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, no, wonder it only gets six clips. Maybe stick
with the hot goss. I know it's Saint Patrick's Day today,
and I was gonna do all Irish puns for Alexis,
but this was just way more important. You can always
rely on Brooke and Jeffrey for the latest God.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
The second time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, cook, Now, please tell me that the shock collar
question of the day today is all about Ben Affleck's
dating history of the previous gen I wish I would
that would be the hoghest.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Let's go welcome lads and lassies to the one day
a year where drinking before noon isn't just socially acceptable,
it's morally obligated. Patrick's Day. But beyond all the leprechauns
and guinness and questionable life choices, today is also about luck,
from rare four leaf clovers to rabbit's feet left over
(04:53):
from Brooks Family barbecue. We're testing your knowledge on the
world's most famous lucky charms in a special lucket or
bucket edition of plenty of twenty. Here's how it works.
You say number one through twenty, I'll get you a
question about a well known good luck charm. Just answer
(05:13):
correctly to stay in the game.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
It's lucky or what bucket?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Okay, but there's just gonna be multiple choice, so you
won't have to say.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Don't mess Yeah, but I just don't want him to
mess up the second.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, let's start with the woman who I saw slipping
green food coloring into her ice latte this morning.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
It's Alexis.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Alexis a number?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Please?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
What is the rarest lucky charm found in a box
of Lucky Charms Cereal? Is it the marshmallow shaped like
a horseshoe, the four leaf clover marshmallow, or a normal
non marshmallow piece that actually tastes good, one of the
oat pieces, the.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Lucky Charms of Forever.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
There's definitely too many oats to marshmallow ratio.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
So it's not that I will say ironically, I had
a bowl of Lucky Charms for the first time in
a decade, like two days ago.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
You remember eating more clovers are more horrible.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I remember seeing a lot of rainbows. There's a lot
of rainbow, so yeah, I don't help a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
All right, let's go. Horseshoes are the rarest.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Alexis says, horseshoes are the rarest.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
That is.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Correct, it's the four leaf clover, just like in real
life hard to find smart. Alexis is out.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
We're over to Brook now, Lucky number seven Brook and some.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Cultures, carrying an acorn is believed to bring. What kind
of protection?
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Protection from snake bites, protection from lightning, or the ability
to talk to squirrels?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I like the third one, but I think I'm gonna
eliminate it. It just sounds too good to be true.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's interesting with a lightning thing. I don't know. I'm
gonna go lightning.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Brooks says, acorns bring you protection from lightning. That's a
Europeans believed oak trees were sacred to gods like Thoor,
who controlled lightning, and since acorns came from oaks, carrying
one was thought to protect people from being struck. Really,
you're just trying to trick the gods and the thinking
you're a tree.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, getting struck a lot though, So Jose.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
It's your turn. Okay, let's go to Jose. Why do
people consider horseshoes to be lucky. Is it because blacksmiths
used to bless them before nailing them the doors? Is
because there's shaped like a you to catch the luck?
Or is it because stepping in a horse poop is
the opposite horsepoop bad, bird poop good?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
I like the shape.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
My roommate has the worst luck of anyone I met.
She had a horse upside down over her bed for years.
Got so many messages and people are like, you need
to turn that around.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And your other roommate has an upside down pineapple.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's a different, but it is interesting with the direction.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I can see that too, Like I'm gonna go with
the door thing.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
The blacksmiths used bless them.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Before the doors, Jose said, the blacksmiths used to bless them.
That is correct. It is the shape thing, because there's
like you to catch the luck. If you hang them
upside down, the luck is said to spill out.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I was trying to help focus on the door part.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Jeffrey. In Italy, what hand gesture is considered lucky? Is
it the cornicello, which is these horns on your head
like this, you see the jeff the fig sign, which
is a thumb poking between two fingers or is it
the hold up? I got a parallel park handle.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Give me the wave in general? Okay, Well, if it
was Spain, I would have said, for sure the bullhorns.
Spanish people are all about bulls.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
They do beat about bulls.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
What was.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
It's a thumb between two fingers.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay. Figs are like an ancient blessed fruit, and it
has to do with like the reproductive system, like your
figs and berries. So I'm gonna say, give me the
fig For Italy, Jeffrey said the fig sign.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
That is.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It was the cornicello the horns. This gesture is believed
to ward off the evil eye and bad luck, even
if it just confuses the tourists. Three, you guys got
it wrong, which means checking back. Brooke has today's edition
up tlenty of twenty by.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Got all the good luck this morning, so she gets
to choose who gets shocked while singing Zombie by the Cranberries.
They're an Irish band, by the way, Who's it gonna be?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know, I just want to hear Alexas sing this.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Love.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I mean, That's the only reason I'm picking you. Okay,
in your head in your head zombby.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Oh, I know it, zombbe zombie.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There, I got to the main.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Part I knew. I never knew.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Spirits. That's what's gonna work.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Colin Question of the day. Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Everybody,
go have a beer. We're gonna do your phone time
coming up right after.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
This, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Since this is radio, please raise your hand if you're
a fan of dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe's.
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I said, raise your hand.
They don't need to hear you, just in the hands.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
We'll do so excited because I could do you have some.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Look. The reason that I bring it up is because
those are maybe the most popular candy that TJ's has
to offer.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They told me that.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Little bag on your way out at the checkout, the
like dollar bag, and then they get you.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They get you, they get me.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's why they're rolling out a brand new product based
around it. Brook, I need you to try to not
get too excited. It's okay, you're at a nine already,
bring it down to a two, can't. Okay, here we go.
We're gonna try this it's dark chocolate peanut butter porter beer. Woh,
(10:57):
well Brook, Now you can drink your desserts with alcohol.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And I'm not a beer drinker. I've always wanted to be,
but I just your.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Cup in the beer.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's a double flavor ice cream.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, like maybe some of that cookie butter that I
could just spread this stuff on.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Some dark chocolate peanut butter moonshine. Maybe it does have
over nine percent alcohol per can, so you're gonna feel
good after you drink it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It just feels so thick in your mouth to me
right now, it's really.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Coding, like a little thickness in the mouths. But if
that's not your thing, that's okay. You want to go
back to the candy route. Sour Patch Kids is also
releasing something new, but I don't know if it's safe.
It's called Strawberry Watermelon glow Ups, the first gummy candy
that actually glows under a black light.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I mean, I'm in I thought you're about to say beer.
So this is honestly bad.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Isn't that what they do when they're checking hotel rooms
for cleanliness, and the glowing stuff they find is usual
only not something you want to put inside you.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, now you have something that you can blend it on.
It was me, it was actually it was just devouring candy. Okay,
the movie theater with these, you need a glow.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Light in order for it to show up. It's not
just in the dark. But yeah, sure that sounds good.
Put those candies into kids' bodies. Great idea. Laser Stories
is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment
that's already pitching Hollywood a new script idea. Really, it's
(12:33):
a sequel to the blockbuster hit Wicked, called Wicked af
the re Wickeding.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's a terrible title.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
No, dude, I thought it was gonna be called Wicked.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You thought it was Wicked before. It's even more Wicked.
Now it's coming to theater soon. Get your pre pre
order in today with Laser Stories.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I'm going to order the pre pre order.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
A good idea. The segment where we read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got a laser Whose are the Glenda Gottrocks Just
don't This first laser story is out of the Gift
that keeps on giving, which is Florida.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, they've really been a star thank you Florida.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
He's Florida stories.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
The Pink Pony Club is on fire.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah yeah, I mean it has been for like what
the four years it's been out.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Not the Chapelone song. There's an actual strip club with
that name in Tampa, or there was. And I say
that because the other morning, around six am, police arrested
a twenty nine year old man named Arvin Solamanpour after
he freaked out because the place was shut down.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
I thought he was like, I don't like that song.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah no, I mean when you have your favorite place,
you have your favorite place, it can be really sad
to lose it.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Brook symonizing with club.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
My favorite candle company just shut down, and I'm really sad.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh yeah, candle companies and strip clubs right on the
same lever. Apparently, Arvin showed up early that day though,
because he heard they had a brunch in lap dance promotion. Okay, yeah,
getting the lap dance while eating an eggs Benny at
the same time sounds amazing, it does. They didn't have that,
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so in his rage, he instead set the place on fire.
Oh my god. The police were called and when they
got there, they saw Arvin dragging some brush into the
burning building, because you know you found an arsonist when
you see him adding kindling to the blowing. He was
(14:38):
arrested and wile in tustody. Arvin complained that he was thirsty,
so cops gave him a water bottle. He drank it
and returned the favor by relieving himself in the bottle
and hurling it back at the police.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I guess he wasn't a regular.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
They liked that the pin.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
They actually just move locations and didn't tell the one guy.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
After that, he was hit with a slew of charges,
including arson, battery on a police officer, and more. Cops
are still investigating and have no idea why he thought
the strip club would offer brunch.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It wasn't an actual promotion.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
No, that's not even a thing. Something you do not
want to be the guy that's going into the strip
club at nine in the morning. That's a bad start
to your day.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, I'm just gonna tell you you're not getting the A
team at a nine am.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Sure this next Lazer story is out of Detroit. What
do you do if you wake up one morning, go
to pour yourself a cup of coffee, and suddenly a
cockroach goes scurrying across the floor. Well, if you're a
fifty year old Dale Johnson, you throw your shoe at it. Okay,
And well that might not sound crazy. We should note
(15:48):
that Dale's shoe also has a special holster with his
gun at it.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
He got a shoe gun.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Holy crap, I guess he must have moved up from
Florida to.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Detroit, Detroit to shoun.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Come on, here's the thing. The thing is Dale is
in a wheelchair and couldn't stop to crush the bug,
so he grabbed the next best thing, which was his shoe,
and threw it with the gun in it. However, he
did not plan on the firearm falling out of the
shoe mid air, hitting the ground, and shooting himself in
(16:23):
the shoulders. He immediately called the cops and was taken
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
That's an embarrassing story to explain.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good news is he's in stable condition and expected to
make a full recovery. Also, police took the opportunity to
remind the public that hundreds of other things rather than
a gun, are much safer to use to kill a cockroach.
And now it's packing heat, so.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Look out, bigger cockroach.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Rambo tables have really turned on him. This next laser
story is out of Leprechaun Lanes. Got any big Saint
Patti's Day plans? Today, a popular publication ranked the best
cities to celebrate in and yes, Boston is number one again.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
Boston.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Chicago.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Chicago is at number one. Yeah, I mean like the
river come on?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
The River's so dope. Well they based this on everything
from beer prices to how many Saint Patrick's Day events
there are. Okay, okay, Now, Chicago was second last year,
but it fell four spots to number second.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Dude who did not plan the one beer crawl that
put Chicago down.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
The new number two is Reno. What I think Saint
Patrick's Day? I think Reno.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
You have never thought that one. You wouldn't even think
Vegas would be bigger than Reno.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Savannah, Georgia's three, Santa Rosa, California's four, and war Chest
through Massachusetts is five.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Montana used to be really high on that list.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
In other Saint Patti's Day news, Panera bread is getting
green this year. Literally, they're selling green bread bulls at
select locations. Look at the photo of it. The inside
of the bread is green outside.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Like it could be like spinach bread, you know, like
I think it's cute.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Really what's in it?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's filled with mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh god, is the best I know that picture.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
The picture just looks like lumpy white things.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
They're calling it their pot of gold, so it's supposed
to be like gold inside of the thing, but gold macaron.
Many people online say it looks more like a pot
of mold.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
The pictures.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I mean, they could have hired a different food stylist.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's sad that that's the best they could make it.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Yeah, the photoshop.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
They're also doing a pot of goold sweepstakes where you
can win free mac and cheese for a year. As
long as Brook doesn't win it, then we're good.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Brook just walks in every day, goes no thanks.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
This next laser story is out of the cardio confessional.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
There are a lot of reasons why people don't go
to the gym. I mean, it's expensive, it's not very fun,
they don't have the time, and so on and so on.
But there's one main reason to go to get six
pack abs. The new research looked into people's motivations for
exercising and the number one reason people work out is
to improve their physical appearance.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
If you feel good, you feel good, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Roughly twenty four percent of people do it for that reason.
Nineteen percent are hoping to improve their physical health.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
The older you get, the more you're like, oh god,
I don't want to die anytime soon.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
And they're all connected, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And seventeen percent are trying to boost their mental health.
The top strategies to keep your gym routine going once
you start are forming a habit. I'm sure that's that's.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
What that means.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
A terrible recommendation, setting goals for yourself, okay, and finding
activities that you enjoy doing.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh all those.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well yeah stuff you like. Like this guyome for us.
I mean, he is not losing any weight, but the
cardio this guy gets in every day is like the
Usain Bolt of the ponds. Okay, not what people brag
about speed in his position, but you know what, good
for him. That now means Laser Stories has come to
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an end for the day. We'll do it again at
the same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's bad enough when someone tricks you with a fake
phone number to a radio station, but it's even worse
when they sabotage the food that they fed you. Because
that actually happened to one guy recently, and you're gonna
hear his Hallays reaction in the voicemail that he left. Plus,
a lady leaves an awkward message for a guy that
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she just met, and we found out she's not really
looking for love. She's actually got a different motivation that
involves her brother.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What I mean, just like when you say it after
that sentence, I know, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's not It's not what you think. Okay, trust me,
you'll hear it for yourself. In a brand new loser
line coming up right after this, what's up with you?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Is this the right number? It's a loser line. Good by, just.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
It works like this. Let's say a strange person approaches
you while you're out at the club and uses this
charming pick applying on you. Sorry I was staring at you,
but I'm an artist and it's my job to stare
at beautiful women all day online in my studio apartment
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with just one bit.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That still checks out there an artist.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Just after he says that whatever you do, do not
tell that wannabe artist to draw a door on a
nearby wall and then walk through it, which would be
really cool. Yell me, yeah, give him the digits to
the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
that we can play over the air. Voicemails like this
one next message.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
Hey, uh, so, uh are you allergic to ferrets?
Speaker 12 (22:24):
Because I know that you had said to call you
about maybe hanging out this weekend.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
I just really wanted to give you a heads.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Up because the doctor said the rash wasn't contagious unless
you're allergic to them. So I know it sounds weird,
but I'm not getting bit by ferrets every day, Like
I promise that doesn't happen to me. It's only happened, actually,
like a handful of times, maybe half a dozen maybe.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
Anyway, I hope.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
You're not allergic because my last boyfriend was and yeah,
let's just say it didn't end well.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Is that a threat from ferret lady?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I have no idea whatever to her last boyfriend. Did
he die?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
I think he died. One of the firs strangle them?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Why can't she trade her pet ferris not to bite
her even were normally pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Sometimes you need to be bit by a ferret to
be like, you know what, I'm not going to go
around them anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I did appreciate her saying it never happens except for
those twelve times.
Speaker 15 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, Megan, what the hell kind
of sauce.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Did you put on those wings?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
You gave me?
Speaker 14 (23:41):
Said you made this stuff?
Speaker 15 (23:43):
I mean, I could normally handle spice, but this.
Speaker 16 (23:47):
This is like eating Satan.
Speaker 13 (23:49):
Smart Damn.
Speaker 14 (23:51):
I've been sitting here for like three hours.
Speaker 11 (23:54):
I can't stop sweating.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm eating crackers, I'm chugging milk.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
How do I stop the burning.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Me?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Oh my gosh, I have so many questions. Why is
he eating somebody that he doesn't knows?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Wings? Oh not gonna say. Why is he eating Satan's farts?
How does he even have that point of reference?
Speaker 9 (24:17):
The guy already got the loser line, He's already being trolled.
Why are of a spice challenge or something?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Where did he meet this person that has the wings
that he didn't know?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
How does that work out either way? That guy sounded
like kind of a whimp. I know certain members of
our listening audience love it hot Satan fart hot, and
that's that's the best way for you to feel the
heat is on our YouTube pageant Duke and Jeffrey, we
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got your spicy second dates, your flaming phone tabs, and
scalding hot loser lines that will make you crime mommy.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You don't want to cry.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, it's it's not satan fart hot, but it's pretty close.
Trust me, you will not regret it. Your browser might,
but it's all free. Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now
let's get back to those crazy hot clips.
Speaker 14 (25:15):
Pijared.
Speaker 17 (25:16):
So, okay, I'm kind of I'm getting the sense that
you maybe don't want to talk to me. You're like
not responding to I mean anything I'm sending you. If
this is because I stopped your LinkedIn, I'm look, I'm
really really sorry. I I just wanted to get to
(25:37):
know you.
Speaker 14 (25:37):
I mean I only.
Speaker 17 (25:38):
Stopped for like like an hour today, maybe for like
an hour yesterday. But but okay, but in my in
my defense.
Speaker 14 (25:51):
Your your photo is just like it just super hot.
Speaker 17 (25:55):
I'm yeah, m hey, look, if you're not interested in me,
I mean, it's not great, but it's fine if that's
how you feel. I'm not sure why you wouldn't be
interested in.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
That body like mine.
Speaker 17 (26:14):
But but you know, if that's the case, then what
do you think about at least getting my brother in
law a job where you work? I mean that would
be the absolutely least, right, So yeah, just just answer me.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
LinkedIn hotbed of thirst traps, shirtless.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
Pick on LinkedIn.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
She sounded pretty normal. Yeah, anyone else like an how
worth of stocking you know on somebody? I mean, that's
more than normal to me.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
I got to bed.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Have you guys stalked my dad's LinkedIn profile? Because oh man,
he just frmends his mustache. Go check it out.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay, you're lost? I've done yet.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's me.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Sorry, Sorry of calling you again. It's it's just kind
of I don't know. I just have such a great,
honestly a great feeling about us, and I just I
really think that we need to get to know each other,
you know, like as soon as possible, because my parents
are celebrating their their fiftieth wedding anniversary this Thursday, and
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one of my goals is to reach that number. And
you told me that you were twenty nine and I'm
twenty three. And if you look at average life expectancy
for a man in about seventy four years, and a
woman I saw was eighty. So if we move quickly,
we could we could pull it off and hit that
(27:46):
fifty mark before we die. Which I know that it's
not the most romantic thing to say, but we all
will die eventually. And yeah, so so calling back.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You go to charms school because oh my god.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Talk about it.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Hopeless romantic.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I mean, I know, part of flirting is like trying
to paint your future together. Get her to imagine it.
He jumped right to the matching tombstones, right next to
each other.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
He's doing the right math.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Though.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The longer we wait, like will Michael and I make
it to fifty will be very old? Yeah, I mean
I hope we do. I hope we live that long. Yeah,
you know, I got married in my thirties, so.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I know this is the hottest segment that.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, marriage math is important, important, and.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's also important you listen to Loser Line regularly at
this time every week, and subscribe to the Brook and
Jeffrey TikTok where you can hear your favorite loser lines.
Right there, we got a phone tap coming up.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you
know anything about my co host Brooke, she loves to talk. Yes,
is opinionated. Oh yeah, and it is not hard to
set her off if you say the right thing or
the wrong thing or just anything.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I think. I'm a joy.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But today the tables were actually turned when Brooke attempted
to brank a mom whose kid is named Colins Wayne.
What that's his first and last name. We're allowed to
say it. They gave us permission, and Brooke pretended to
be a substitute teacher.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I just thought it was gonna do a silly joke.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, she found out she got a lot more than
she barged for when it came to commenting on this
boy's name to his mother. You're gonna hear it in
your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dana.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Hi.
Speaker 16 (29:53):
Yeah, this is Dane. I'm as uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
My name is Rebecca Cataract. I'm the substitute teacher at
your son's elementary school.
Speaker 16 (30:01):
Oh, Hi, it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You too kind of uh so it looks like I'm
taking over for the next three to four weeks because
miss Czar is out with a foot injury.
Speaker 16 (30:11):
Oh my goodness. That's so sad, is it?
Speaker 14 (30:15):
It is sad?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, it's amazing how much time teachers can take off
for foot injuries like that and still get paid.
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Well, uh, okay, how can I help you? Is everything
okay with my child?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Or yeah? So about that. I was going through Roe
call yesterday and your son.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Raised his little land and said, my name's not Wayne Collins,
It's Collins Wayne.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
Well, yeah, that's that's correct.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I've been calling him Wayne this entire time.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
Oh I'm uh, you know what.
Speaker 16 (30:53):
I know some people have done that in the past,
but you know.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
What was it was it like, was it like a
trendy thing to do to use last name his first
names or something?
Speaker 14 (31:03):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Did you not hear me?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
No?
Speaker 16 (31:06):
I heard you. I just personally don't think that's any
of your business. And I kind of getting the sense
here that you're just calling you know.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I just think it's going to be easier for everyone
if I just keep calling him Wayne.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It's easier for me.
Speaker 16 (31:19):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
That's all right?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Is that okay?
Speaker 16 (31:21):
No? No, no, no, it's not okay?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Where you get up, think you're getting way too upset
right now before you even.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Think about this. It's like, have you ever said.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Wayne Collins out loud? Because that sounds way cooler than
what you choose.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Yeah, I'm about what you think, lady.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
It sounds kind of like an eighties rock star, which
isn't actually cool anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
But there was.
Speaker 16 (31:47):
Okay, you know what you call me if my son
is sick, in danger causing a problem in class. But
to call someone and give them a hard time about
what they named their child. Your parents probably made you Apple,
Kodiak or Honeybears like that.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think I told you already. My name is Rebecca.
Speaker 16 (32:03):
Oh you know you know.
Speaker 14 (32:04):
What, Rebecca?
Speaker 16 (32:05):
That was like one of those things in the nineties
that's like out of date. I really think someone needs
to take you out back and clean your clock.
Speaker 14 (32:11):
Rebecca.
Speaker 17 (32:11):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't have any clocks.
Speaker 16 (32:14):
You are such an asshole, like you're seriously, you're a
dumma and you're teaching children. No wonder the education system
in this country's failing. It's because a losers like you.
You didn't even go to college. You're probably just one
of these peoples who are like Oh, I can be
a teacher because, like I know, two plus two is
five and you can.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Excuse me, excuse me, two plus two is not not.
Speaker 16 (32:36):
Do not do not interrupt me. Wow, I am literally
in my car right now. I'm going down there and
I won't be speaking with the principal.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Do you understand? Go ahead and do that because I
don't think you realize that he's not going to take
your side because I'm having a passionate affair with him.
Speaker 16 (32:50):
Oh my, you're just you know what. I'm actually calling
the police and filing this is discussion.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You listen.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
You don't need to be jealous that you're not hooking
up with a prince.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
Yeah, I'm super jealous that I'm not looking up with
a man who looks like mister potato head. Frankly, I
say you need to up your standards. But after listening
to you speak, that makes sense if that's the only
type of man you can beg So are.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You saying that we're good with Wayne?
Speaker 16 (33:14):
If I find out you are calling him by his
last name, I swear to everything I own in this
earth in love, I will come down to that school,
grab you by your throat and throat stomp you because
I am not putting up with this. And if you,
if you are a real woman, you take the beating
that you yourserve. So hang up the phone and we
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will forget this conversation. You continue this now, and I'm
warning you hang up, hang up and forget you ever
called me, Or you continue like this, I will come
down that won't beat yours.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Before you do that. Can I just tell you that
this is a prank phone call that your sister set
you up for.
Speaker 14 (33:57):
I mean, what, wait, what.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
This is actually broke from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, holy cow, your sister and
I set you up.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
Oh my, are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 14 (34:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Oh you are so scary. I just wanted to call
him Wayne. I think you were gonna throw stump me.
Speaker 16 (34:21):
God, And I don't exactly regret what I said, but
now that I know that this is a prank call,
I am sorry if I freak you out.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I guess do you go to anger management.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Classes or you know?
Speaker 16 (34:33):
I actually do yoga, but I think I should up
the number of classes.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, I don't know yoga's serving you like you think
it is.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
So wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
on the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
If you're a guy who's mid to man who can't
pull anything higher than a Sacramento four, then you need
to pay attention u. One of our female listeners is
a self to proclaimed member of the Hot Girls Club,
and going into their date, she had absolutely no intention
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of doing another one with him until one move this
guy made at the very end of the night changed everything, really,
and now she's on the phone begging for us to
get a hold of him to figure out why. You're
gonna hear it in your brand new second date update
right after this second date update. I'll admit, when I
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first started dating, I thought people went on dates to
like find true love. Long I really did a naive,
little boy way to think because some people some people
just date for the free meal somebody knew exactly. Some
(35:58):
people just date because they need somebody to minister of
that EpiPen shot at the shellfish buffet.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
Oh my gosh, I go, it's half off of crabs legs.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I'm not gonna not eat that. So yeah, a lot
of reasons. And today our listener, Lucy is asking for
a second date, even though she isn't one hundred percent
sure why she wants to date this.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Guy's it's been there, Lucy.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So hopefully just talking it out with us might give
you some clarity. But welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Hi, I love it. Like four minutes into our conversation,
she just hangs up. She's like, no, actually, never mind,
this was a bad choice.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well, Lucy, tell us about this guy that you met, like,
start from the beginning.
Speaker 14 (36:38):
Okay, so his name is Nate. Okay, I just want
to get everything out in the open because I'm confused.
I am way better looking than this hand and not oh.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Coming in hot there.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, all right, I like it. Okay, I heard that
he's not as good looking as you. I didn't hear
what you said after that.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh, I only heard the human So.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Sorry, humble, Lucy. What was the other.
Speaker 14 (37:04):
Reason, Well, he's not chasing me the way that I
normally get chased after a date.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You normally have men like physically chasing you, or you
just mean like, yeah.
Speaker 14 (37:14):
Possibly most of the time, yes.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Okay, can I guess?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I mean not just his looks, but also his personality
is probably not typically what you normally date.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
No, not really, Like we met on hinge and he
seemed normal, like a nice guy, he's sort of cute.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We stopped gagging during the description.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
My friends they're like, I'll give a guy a chance,
I'll try something different, and then he stops talking to her,
and it's like, what's wrong in the world?
Speaker 7 (37:42):
You know?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Is off?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Like how she said he seemed normal and he's obviously
abnormal because he's not going out.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
But even though he seemed normal and nice and totally
out of the ordinary, you still went out with him.
Speaker 17 (37:55):
I did.
Speaker 14 (37:55):
I mean, yes, I was kind of bored, so I
was like, why not?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Uh yeah, but personality can add the looks once you
meet someone out.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
So how was it when you first met him? Like,
what was that moment?
Speaker 14 (38:07):
Like, well, he invited me to a bar for happy
hour and it was kind of early for a date.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
That was like five Well that's happy hour, yeah yeah, okay, okay, yeah,
the late night crowds.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So all right, So what happened?
Speaker 14 (38:21):
The conversation went, well, he was more confident than I
thought he would be. He was dressed very well.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
When you can I just ask, like, it sounds like
you're saying he's more confident because you still think he's
not very attractive.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Okay, So I want to know when you very first
saw him, what was your reaction.
Speaker 14 (38:42):
I think it was like, I'm doing this guy a favor.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Okay, You're like, he's not crying yet, but he will
be when I'm done.
Speaker 14 (38:50):
He didn't say that out loud, right, I'm just being honest. Okay,
you guys asked me the question.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
All right.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Sometimes I do see couples and I'm like, Wow, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
How did he pull her? No, I'm wondering. Girls do
this and in their head it's like a charity case.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Well, you have to understand she's the one that's calling
us right.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Now, she's the one chasing him.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah. Okay, Although there's a reason we didn't answer your
first question, Jose, But that's okay, So tell us more
what happens during this happy hour drink.
Speaker 14 (39:21):
State conversation went well, and then he started asking about
what type of food I like, and I was like,
he's going to try to roll this into grabbing dinner
with me.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oh okay, I thought, She's like, oh God, this guy's
going to try and feed me too. Is that is
that kind of where you're you're normally at Lucy.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
I mean taking it sound like it's out of the ordinary,
but that's not where my head was at the time.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
You're excited to continue the day with him.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Excited might be a strong word, like medium excited, all right.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Okay, willing to go along with it a little longer.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 14 (39:59):
But here's the weird thing. I tell him what kind
of food I'm interested in, like Italian Javanese, and his
response cool, Well, anyway, this has been chill, but I
gotta go meet up?
Speaker 8 (40:12):
What immediately?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Do you that's not even a good review of the date,
Like this has been chill?
Speaker 14 (40:20):
Why would you even ask what I like to eat?
And I just said meet.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Up with who?
Speaker 14 (40:25):
And he was like, oh, just a friend, I'll catch
you later. Though, Oh, this guy.
Speaker 8 (40:31):
Maybe a huge player.
Speaker 18 (40:33):
This feels like the perfect So I think that he
just maybe saw through that you weren't attracted to him
and you were interested in surface things.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
Did you miss that I am way better looking at him?
Like he never should have had a chance.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Because some people aren't looking for just look. You gave
off like I'm better than you vibes.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
But he did say I'll catch you later. So there's
some hope for a second meet up there? Did he ever?
What was that the end of all conversation?
Speaker 14 (41:05):
Well, I texted him a little later and I said, hey,
I had a really great time it was meeting you,
and he just hearted it.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Is that?
Speaker 14 (41:14):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
He could have just thumbs up to.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
It, and that would have been like, can't we to
talk to this guy?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I don't feel like, like, why do you want to
go out with him again?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
It's just like a game.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Why are we calling him?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, what made you reach out to us for help?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Well, we have to hear his side.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
I'm too curious, Like, who did he have to meet
that was more important than me at that moment?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
So I don't think you're going to like anything, he says.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Maybe his like family member was in the hospital and
he had to go visit her or him at that point?
Would that change your mind?
Speaker 14 (41:49):
You don't say meet up with someone if you're going
to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Oh, pretty much dead right now to meet up.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
She decided the moment she saw him that she was
not to go out with him again.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
It's just that he there.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Was a little bit of a power dynamic going on,
and I am excited to hopefully get him on the phone.
We'll see what he has to say if he answers
in your second date update. Right after this hold on
second Date update, let's recap what we know about our listener,
Lucy and her date with Nate the other day.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's a rough one, Jeff, Well.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Number one, according to her, she is way hotter than him.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Number two, he was lucky to be going out with
someone as hot as she was. And number three, his
personality was fine, but not as fine as her hotness.
And despite all of that, Nate was the one who
cut their date short after just one drink.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
So weird. It seems like she's so deep.
Speaker 8 (42:52):
It is sed that he was confident.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, why would he be confident?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Sure, but it's all very unusual for Lucy. Clearly, it's
got her a little bit flustered, very confused, which is
the reason why she wants us to give him a
call and get some answers. Right, Lucy, you guys make.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
Me sound like I'm so shallow.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I'm not, okay, you know what? I think that just
the conversation we had made that happen.
Speaker 14 (43:18):
But yeah, look I am just trying to paint a
picture for you here. I think it's very important to
note that I am, in fact hotter than him.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Okay, saying factually, not like a brat.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
We're not disputing that.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
We're all agree I want photos.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Well, don't you get under her. We're all taking your
word for it. But I think what what what would
really help us is if you could think of one
nice thing to say about him that we could bring
up once we get him on the phone, something that
you liked about him.
Speaker 8 (43:49):
That's idea.
Speaker 14 (43:50):
He really did hold down a conversation.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Well okay, and you actually sounds sincere about that, which
I appreciate.
Speaker 14 (43:59):
Okay, when I say he did that, he barely did it,
but he did it.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Okay. Well, I'm just gonna make a note he knows
how to have a conversation, so that I can compliment
him sort of.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Let's just end it there.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I'm just going to bring it up to him just
so we could say something nice and that usually helps
people open up a little.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Sounds like a confident, great guy.
Speaker 8 (44:17):
Okay, So let's hope he holds a conversation. We're going
to talk to him on the radio.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
If he answers. First, we got to get him on
the phone. Let me dial in. We'll see if he
picks up, and then we can move from there.
Speaker 19 (44:25):
Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Nate h Yeah,
cute voice.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Bok, coming can give him some compliments? Okay, all right,
this is.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (44:55):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Uh yeah, I'm a little busy right now. And what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, so we won't take up too much of your time.
What we're doing is a segment it's called a second
Date Update, where we're trying to help one of our
listeners get back in touch with you after you two
went out on a hot date the other.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Night, a short date. I think he ended it pretty short.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
Who are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's a woman named Lucy.
Speaker 16 (45:19):
Lucy Yeah, okay, super serious to laughing.
Speaker 14 (45:24):
It totally checks out. It totally checks out that she
would be the one calling.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, that checks out. What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Yeah, she's texted me like four times in the last
couple of days, Like I barely sponsor her.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
So that's okay, So clearly you you know what you're
doing here. This is all on purpose.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
It's a power play.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
It sounds like, well, it's just she's that type of girl,
Like there's a type.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
What does that mean? Explain the type.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Though, Like she's very attractive. She's been told off her
life since she's attractive, so she knows it. And then
she's like, no, I'm better and I'm like okay, relax.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
So do you do you not like her?
Speaker 17 (45:58):
Then?
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Is that negative? Or I can't tell?
Speaker 4 (46:01):
No, She's fine, Like it's just a matter of like
there's two things you got to deal with with women,
like Lucy, keep the date really short, right, that's the thing.
You got to keep the date really short. Like I
knew that if I kept the date going longer longer,
I had the suspicion that she was like, oh good,
a free.
Speaker 14 (46:18):
Meal out of me.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
And I'm not That's not what I'm about.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Okay. So this this is like a rule of strategy
that you've come up with for dating beautiful women.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
It's not just beautiful women, it's beautiful women who know
that they're beautiful and think that they're better than you
because they're beautiful.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
Good.
Speaker 14 (46:32):
Okay, so I can.
Speaker 20 (46:35):
Specific type of girl, Well, then most women in my
case I don't get.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
It though, like you want to keep the date short
because you want to keep her attracted to you, or
you want to keep the date short because you don't
ever want to see her again.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
No, it's definitely because I want to keep her interested.
And you're a woman like Glucy. The longer the date goes,
the less interesting she becomes because she knows all about you.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
So you mentioned earlier, there's two things that you always do.
You the date short was one short.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
You don't give them any information. You just hey, I
gotta go talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So when you said you were going to meet up
with a friend, that was a lie.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
That wasn'tna lie. That was we were at the gym.
I want to I want to go to the gym
to meet her friend at the gym.
Speaker 14 (47:17):
But I'm not going to give her specifics.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I'm not gonna win and when and with who, because
I know that the moment I say that, all the
mystery is gone.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Wow, wow, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (47:26):
Yeah, who's used to dating?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Okay, so she found she found someone.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Who is so clearly you seem to have some sort
of strategy with her, well, a very a very clear plan.
When do you plan to actually meet up with her again,
Like how do you make that happen?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Well, when I reached out to her, I'll say like, hey,
do you want to get a COVID drinks or do
you want to get some dinner tonight? And it's always
got to be like last.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Minute, Okay, throw her a boat.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
I've been dodging her and I've been keeping a vague
for so long that now she's gonna be like, oh
I got it track with the irons Hot, that's.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
All right, just playing. Yeah, you're breaking Brooks spirit the
more that you talk.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
About it, because's just like you proud of it.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, I think she's proud of himself clearly with this.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Energy or go out with someone who thinks they're.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
Better than you, Like, yeah, I definitely wouldn't do this
with everybody. I don't do this whole like every woman
is the same thing. I just know the type of
woman And when I ask her, Hey, what do you
like to eat? And she's like hinting, like the most
expensive restaurants?
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Come on, dude.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, you know how these women are. They try and
like manipulate you, They try and like tell you how
to live the relationship and then and then they wait
on the other line of this phone call, listening in
on this radio show, this entire time. Everything that you said.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Right, well, what are you talking about? What did that mean? Well?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
I thought I thought you would have known by now.
Lucy's on the other line listening to this what. Yeah,
that's how this works. Lucy, are you there?
Speaker 4 (49:02):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Nathan was Nate before full name?
Speaker 14 (49:10):
You seriously thought like you were gonna hit my confidence. Baby,
you can't bread crumb me. Okay, I own the bakery.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Oh god, Lucy, Lucy, you can't say all of this
after you've called the radio station to get afforded.
Speaker 15 (49:29):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 14 (49:33):
I'm curious about why you were being an asshole.
Speaker 16 (49:36):
And now I know because you like games.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
What I just I'm better at the game than you are.
Speaker 14 (49:47):
To pick up artist. Okay, you think nagging women is
the way to go, You are an That's all.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
That's not true at all. I think negging you is
the right way.
Speaker 14 (50:00):
But honey, it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
It doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Just did you literally called the radio station to get
hold of me?
Speaker 7 (50:10):
How?
Speaker 14 (50:11):
No one like no one like you?
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Nobody does.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
He's talking at the same time.
Speaker 8 (50:20):
Her defense a lot, she did say. Remember, even if
he likes me, I don't want to go out with
him again.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
I mean, here's the thing, Lucy like, it's not that
you're beautiful, it's that you're.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
I am, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
The reason he's playing the game is because you go
around acting like you're better than everybody else.
Speaker 16 (50:39):
And that is fact.
Speaker 14 (50:41):
Are facts? I am better looking than Okay, well.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah, she absolutely is better looking than me. But I
have a wrapped around my little finger.
Speaker 14 (50:56):
I got your finger right here, Okay, and.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
You get the wow.
Speaker 20 (51:00):
Let's save that for the bedroom, guys, because this is
getting a little bit spicy. What I think I'm trying
to just read between the lines of that conversation and
what Lucy was trying to say is she's willing to
give you one more chance.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
To do the date the right way.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Wait, I think she's talking right now.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Well, Lucy, this is gonna be my time because we're
running We're running short here because I have to ask Nate,
would you be willing to go out with Lucy one
more time?
Speaker 14 (51:27):
You asked me. You don't need to ask him. I
reject him, You reject it.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Whoa is that was that your last power move.
Speaker 14 (51:36):
Okay, I'm not even gonna say yes or no.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
That's the beautiful I'm just gonna leave it vague and
I'll just wait for her text later.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
He's so good. Oh my god, Alex wants to tell you.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
All right, it's a game of chicken.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
We need to see you. I'll text you's.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Gonna text two first, Nathan.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
It's gonna be her.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
She's gonna free in the morning. Is it just me
or was that guy like the hot girl whisperer. He
just knows exactly what to say any hot girl to
have them eating out of his hand.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I don't think it's that hard when they're not that deep.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Y, but that that in itself is like a crazy
difficult thing for a guy to do.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
But why would you want to That's my whole point.
There's plenty of hot girls to have substance, Like, why
would you want one without it?
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Show me one, Jeff, It's.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Right here, she's a hot girl with substance.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
That's nice of you, that's true.
Speaker 7 (52:38):
But I.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Mean, this whole strategy really was just like basically, don't
say anything right for guys. Yeah, yeah, just stay vague,
don't tell them, which is interesting and this is.
Speaker 8 (52:50):
Why I'll never get it because I can't shut up.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
So if we want hot girls to listen to our podcasts,
I guess we should just be vague about it. Yeah, so,
any hot girls, it's online somewhere. Comedians, Yeah, go find it.
We got a bounce.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
You're never going to date someone higher.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yeah, but think about the howt girls are going to
listen to our podcasts.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
I'm sure they can't resist you.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
By the way, the official one is Brook and Jeffrey's
Second Date Update. There's a lot of fakes and knockoffs
right now.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
So don't I mean seriously, thank you.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Brook and Jeffrey Second Date Update. Find it online wherever
you get your podcast.
Speaker 7 (53:25):
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
In the morning, jose came in all excited today, telling
me how over the weekend he found himself tied up
in Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth, getting tickled by Wolverine's
Adamantium clause until a third person joined in, swinging around
Thor's hammer. Oh, and I thought, Tinder sure has gotten weird, but.
Speaker 8 (53:53):
What happens?
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Then he corrected me and said, no, it wasn't a
Tinder thrupple. He was just at the Superhero Events Center,
with Alexis interviewing the city's biggest comic book fans, asking
them all a simple question, what you're doing at Comic Con?
Speaker 8 (54:08):
I still consider that I got some action this week.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Met you. We're gonna play the audio for you coming
up right after this. Strange things happen in the world
every day, that's true, but there's only one place where
you're gonna find Spider Man waiting in line for nachos,
Optimist Crime struggling to find an outlet to charge his phone,
and three Deadpools all flirting with one very confused Hello, Kitty.
Speaker 21 (54:35):
I'm talking about Comic Con, the super Bowl of nerds,
the Megala of introverts is so fun, and we had
to send Jose and Alexis down to meet with those
fantasy world enthusiasts so they could all geek out together.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
When we asked a simple question, what you're doing at
comic Con? What you're doing at comic Con?
Speaker 13 (54:58):
Comic Con things?
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, you are well, dude. Normally, in a real.
Speaker 9 (55:02):
Life situation, I would run up to you asking if
you need help.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
You have blood all over your faith, you're tattered, you
have a chainsaw for a hand, sir? What is going
on with you?
Speaker 13 (55:13):
Ash versus Evil Dead the Evil Dead series?
Speaker 9 (55:16):
Uh, that's what you're from, is the Evil Dead? Okay,
describe to the people what the.
Speaker 13 (55:19):
Evil gets into his hand? So he chops it off
at the wrist with his chainsaw and then uses the
chainsaw as his hand.
Speaker 9 (55:26):
It's a replacement for a hand, Yes, sir, How does
the chainsaw hand make life easier?
Speaker 13 (55:32):
It makes life much harder, actually, especially going to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Oh I didn't you're talking about the definitely?
Speaker 9 (55:40):
Ah, yeah, you got you gotta be a lefty now, huh.
Speaker 13 (55:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (55:45):
Is there any way that this chainsaw hand you have
could help you?
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Maybe with the ladies?
Speaker 13 (55:50):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Leg Let me give you an instance.
Speaker 9 (55:52):
What do you say when I yell, sir, this hot
lady's cat is stuck.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
In a tree?
Speaker 7 (55:58):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (55:58):
Yeah, you can probably get the cat out of the tree.
But then what do you do with it?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
You don't want to pet it?
Speaker 13 (56:02):
You don't want to pet it?
Speaker 1 (56:06):
I don't want to pet it?
Speaker 2 (56:07):
Wool.
Speaker 8 (56:08):
Yeah, everyday situation is not very convenience.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Do you think he spent an entire day learning how
hard it was to live?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
There's so many pluses and minuses having a chain softworehand.
I'm glad that you guys took the time to break
it down.
Speaker 8 (56:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'm here for the heartting question.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Now Brook's trying to convince her husband to do a
wine bottle open that one is actually you there? You
go may finger? Yeah, hut that thing off, honey, let's
put that hand to good use.
Speaker 1 (56:40):
What you're doing a comic con.
Speaker 10 (56:42):
I'm come and see all the great costumes, and.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
You are in a great costume yourself. You are Indiana Jones,
Indiana Jones. Are you a big Indiana Jones fan?
Speaker 10 (56:52):
Well, sort of?
Speaker 1 (56:53):
What is the goal of Indiana Jones here today?
Speaker 10 (56:56):
There was a Princess Leah as I walked by and
I saw her, and there was a crowd between us.
I couldn't get over so we can get a picture together.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
You were trying to get a photo with princes.
Speaker 10 (57:05):
Yeah, yeah, Princess Leia is my wife, my girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (57:09):
Wait in Indiana Jones, Princess Leah is the wife.
Speaker 10 (57:12):
Yeah? Really, there's the four played Indiana Jones. Yes, but
he was he was in Indiana Jones. He was a
Han solo.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Why didn't you want to dress as Han Solo.
Speaker 10 (57:21):
Then why didn't I address a Han Soltan? Yeah? What
Han Solo wouldn't work?
Speaker 17 (57:26):
Why not?
Speaker 10 (57:27):
Han Solo's a fictional character, Indiana Jones a realistic person?
Speaker 7 (57:32):
Is he real?
Speaker 10 (57:34):
He's a fictional character, But he's a realistic fictional character.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Wait, my last question for you.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
If Princess Leah is in a room with Han Solo
and Indiana Jones, who is she choosing to marry only one?
Speaker 10 (57:45):
Well, she would, she would have no choice, She's already
married her.
Speaker 6 (57:50):
So you don't get it.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
How are you not following the the sort of fan
knows more than me. I've never heard someone be so
offended like that was the dumbest question on the plane.
Speaker 8 (58:06):
Who would your wife girlfriends?
Speaker 7 (58:07):
You?
Speaker 8 (58:07):
Well, not me, obviously.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
I mean, it's a.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Another world that these people live in. That's what happens
at what you're doing at Comic Con? Where we sent
Jose and Alexis into the sea of spandex and Indiana
Jones ships to ask him a simple question, what you're
doing at Comic Con?
Speaker 10 (58:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (58:25):
Now, I'm just looking for some friends.
Speaker 9 (58:27):
I will say, brother, you caught my eye because you
look so cool.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Will you tell everyone what you're wearing.
Speaker 13 (58:33):
Oh yeah, I'm dressed up as Marco from Pork Rossa.
Speaker 9 (58:36):
You look grow okay, so you look like a fighter
pilot with a pig nose?
Speaker 2 (58:39):
Is what the movie is about?
Speaker 9 (58:40):
Oh okay, and say again, I have really bad ADD
If you can't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
What was the name of that movie? Porc Rosso porco Rosso,
and what's that about.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
It's about a fighter pilot in Italy who is fighting
against both fascists and pirates at the same time.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Wow, that just blew my mind.
Speaker 9 (58:59):
There's like four things in there that I would watch
solely for that pirates.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Uh the.
Speaker 9 (59:07):
Uh say again, I have really bad ADD.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
If you can't figure it out, your ADD is so
bad you forgot you already told him about your ADD
five seconds ago.
Speaker 9 (59:19):
Well, it's always safe to say, by the way, before
I make this comment, I do have a d d Okay,
so I forget what I'm saying. But it is to
tell people constantly that I have it, especially in.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
A place like that where there's so many shiny things
distracted details.
Speaker 9 (59:34):
They're like, I'm from the fifth season of this one thing,
and I'm dresses this.
Speaker 8 (59:38):
Guy in this episode. I'm like, look, man, you look cool.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I would do you on that. One Monday I went
to comic Con before. I'm like, do people know? Other
people know.
Speaker 7 (59:46):
Who you are? Might?
Speaker 1 (59:48):
I don't?
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Where are we again?
Speaker 7 (59:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, Comic con.
Speaker 7 (59:54):
Con.
Speaker 22 (59:54):
I'm here just you know, run through a few people
dresses a train, So I'm a speacer.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
You're what was that? It's speedster speedster?
Speaker 16 (01:00:01):
Yes, this is a very tight fitting costume.
Speaker 22 (01:00:04):
Yeah, not something you generally wear on the third day
after they've been drinking an odd alcohol, eating a lot
of food your.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Day drinking or always that actual stuff in that you have.
Oh I really yeah, Okay, talking to a superhero who's
drinking makes me realize all the superheroes kind.
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Of eat therapy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
But like, who do you think needs it the most?
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Batman?
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Gotman?
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Why's that?
Speaker 22 (01:00:26):
Why would a billionaire go out dressed as a bat
You're a billionaire, like you keep arresting the same people.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
They do the same thing. It's a circle. Just go
enjoy life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
What do you go to the Bahamas or something?
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Buy an island and go live on it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Wait, wait, let me understand, alexis in your mind. Billionaires
aren't selfish?
Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
Enough.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
They should not be out helping the community saving people.
They should be in cabo on a boost.
Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
That man doesn't have any balance though he's all saving you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Gottaly that he's saving from the sat people over and yeah,
I mean how man times can they escape?
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Okay, just let Joker Win's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I will say that guy brought up a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
You never think about the days where superheroes were bloated.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, that wouldn't feel good.
Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Spider Man stopped you from being robbed in an alley.
You don't know if he's got a couple of shots.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
It's amazing what you can learn when you go to
comic Con. What a weekend. You can hear it up
on our YouTube page at Brook and Jeffrey. Go like
and subscribe. There, that's what you doing at comic Con.
Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Saint Patrick's Day, and to celebrate, all of today's trivia
questions will be Saint Patty's related. We're already celebrating in
the studio. Brooke dyed her white wine green, so it's
Pano green geo today.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Not a beer fans, No, I worked what I have.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
That's fair. Jose keeps playing with the shamrock right in
front of everybody. That's fine, a little uncomfortable, And if
I was wearing underwear, they would be the color green.
So I'm not sure how our brand new player, first
time on the show does it. But his name is Jose.
Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Yeah, Hello, guys, what's up?
Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
WHOA? It's like I'm talking to myself. WHOA?
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
How good is your Saint Patrick's day knowledge? Jose?
Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
Oh not too well.
Speaker 14 (01:02:30):
I'ma be honest.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Oh well, we're gonna put that to the test right now.
Brooks leaving the studio and let's get to it. You
got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, you can say past, but you
have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now. Did
green beer start in Ireland or the United States States?
(01:02:51):
What's the three word tagline for lucky charms Cereal? The
symbol for gold on the periodic table of elements is
what two letters ay you? According to legend, how do
leprechauns earn their gold chasing the rainbow? What do Irish
people call their big trademark walking sticks? Ireland's official coat
(01:03:14):
of arms has what musical instruments in it?
Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
The past?
Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
The bass or the past? Okay? Yeah, all right, Jose
go to work there now? Ye you are now you know?
Speaker 11 (01:03:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, Jose on the phone, you are a brand new player.
And it says here that you are a stay at
home dad. How old is your kid?
Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
One?
Speaker 14 (01:03:45):
A little over one?
Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
What's the most challenging part of being a stay at
home dad?
Speaker 14 (01:03:50):
Patients, I'm twenty two, so oh, this is a new
experience of having a little bit of patience with him.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
But yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Know, I had kids at thirty two, still didn't have
as much patience, So it's always a work in progress.
Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Your age.
Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah, has he said his first curse word?
Speaker 18 (01:04:08):
Yet?
Speaker 15 (01:04:09):
Not yet?
Speaker 14 (01:04:10):
Working?
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I thought he was a dad who was on it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Yeah, well, just you keep listening to this show and
he'll be spitting out all sorts of crazy stuff soon.
That's right now, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Here we go? Your time starts now. Did green beer
start in Ireland or in the United States?
Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
United States?
Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
What's the three word tagline for Lucky charm Cereal?
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
They're magically delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
The symbol for gold on the periodic table of elements
is what two letters g l According to legend, how
do leprechauns earn their.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Gold bye warding off snakes?
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
What do Irish people call their big trademark walking sticks?
Ireland's official coat of arms is what musical instruments?
Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Okay, yeah, we've said it.
Speaker 13 (01:04:58):
Oh, okay, why do you not think I was okay?
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Oh I don't know. I thought that was just an outburst. Anyway,
answers are and let's go to the scoreboard to see
how you did with Jose.
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Nobody likes a drunk chunky Jose. You got to correct today,
not bad Jose.
Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Yeah, we love you, Jose.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
He's just talking to himself, talking and you deserve love.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Okay, all right, talking to myself.
Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
Well Brook, you got four.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Sorry, man, was not quite enough to beat Brooke today.
You know, drinking holidays, Brook's probably gonna win every time. Yeah,
let's go over the answers.
Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
Though.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Did green beer start in Ireland or the US. Of
course it's started here in the US.
Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
You take other holidays and make them our own.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Lucky charm Cereal has a tagline They're magically delicious, magically delicious. Yeah,
Brook knew that one. The symbol for gold on the
periodic table of elements is au Jose, how did you
know that it's tricky?
Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
I remember a little bit of chemistry.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I was rest with that one, dude. According to legend,
Leprechaun's earned their gold by making and mending shoes. They're
cobblers by profession. Irish people call their big trademark walking
sticks challes, and Ireland's official coat of arms has a
harp on it. Yeah, so, Jose, I'm sorry it was
not quite enough to beat Brooke today. But just for
(01:06:20):
playing you do win a pair of tickets to see
Mickey seventeen from the Academy Award winning writer director of
Parasite Bong June Ho comes his next cinematic experience, Mickey
seventeen starring Robert Pattinson. Blast off with Mickey seventeen in theaters.
Speaker 13 (01:06:36):
Now appreciate it and the gett on mine real quick.
Shout out to my wife should probably be listening to
the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yes, h what's her name?
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Her name is?
Speaker 13 (01:06:43):
Sasha?
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Oh, Jose, you remembered good work?
Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Yeah, Father of the Year.
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
We're gonna come back and do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,