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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, A brand new full
show starts right now. We got an hour of this
and you're gonna hear Alexis having to face her worst fear.
Oh seriously, We've got jeff doing a good deed and
it totally backfire.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, I loved I loved that story so much, so
you'll hear that, plus a brand new Laser Stories, which
I heard we have a question about. On the comment board.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Someone commented asking, what is the turtle from Laser Story's name?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Ah? Yeah, humper.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, you guys had this clip like way before. I
I don't even know what it's originally from. I just
heard a YouTube video.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Before the show.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, it's a legend.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's a YouTube video of a turtle humping a shoe.
That is literally the video.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So it starts out slow. You hear the first couple
humps in the right speed, and then it speeds up. Yeah,
but the speeding up is our job. I love how
long it's day it makes. I don't know why I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
We could, like, like the city could just play that
the TTAL issue and everyone would know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, if you're an insider, you know, you know, you know,
all right, your brand new full show hour starts right now.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
They say there's no new ideas in Hollywood anymore, but
I'm here to prove that wrong. Really, it's a Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Because one of the most
iconic films of the nineties is obviously Home Alone, where
eight year old Kevin McAllister gets left behind while his
family travels off to Europe without him. And ever since
(01:34):
that came out, there's been plenty of cheap knockoffs of that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well they didn't, they did many Well.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
No, no, no, I'm not talking about the sequels. Those
are real sequels. I mean, like the spicy Spanish version
called so Lamente and La Casa Meal not as good
as the OG. But there is a story in the
news today that just happened that could possibly revitalize that
franchise really and finally give Hollywood something new again. People
(02:03):
are calling it the reverse Home Alone.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wait, there's too many people in the house, like I
feel that every holiday.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
It's not that. Recently, a married couple abandoned their ten
year old son at the Barcelona airport in Spain after
they found out his passport expired and they didn't want
to miss their flight. What wait, did it just go home?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So they just left their kid and was like, hey,
you deal with it. Yeah, I know you're probably in
what fourth fifth grade?
Speaker 8 (02:32):
But because of find mom and dad said audios and
attempted to take their vacation without their son. Oh, he
should have renewed his passport if you wanted to go on.
The trip is ten years.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, it's every five when you're a kid. If you're yeah,
when you're a kid, he's every five and your parent
actually has to do it for you.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Well, they should have reminded his parents to make matters worse.
The family did bring their youngest child because his passport
was still okay, I.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Mean the youngest one couldn't fend for himself. Yeah, ten year.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Old ten year old got left behind and was told
to just go back to the airport entrance and some
other family members would come pick him up.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh okay, that makes it a little better.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
But still well, he couldn't find the entrance, so police
got involved and stop the plane that his parents were
on before it could take off and force them to deboard.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I like how they just wouldn't wait for a later
flight and actually take him somewhere until you know, I mean,
if they're going to vacation without him, which is also wild.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
You see this as a fun idea, Please don't take
this as a parenting hack to make your child tougher,
because I could see you doing this on purpose to
help Nora with her resilience or something.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I don't think you understand. I'm not leaving my
children until they're like thirty five. Yeah, yeah, anywhere.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Now let's move on. We're gonna get to your shot
college question of the day with a man who could
have been a Hollywood producer, but he prefers a cushy
job as a radio digital producer instead. Jake, thank you
for your sacrifice.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Listen, You're welcome, Jeff. Today is National Fresh Breath Day.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
As I drink, as I drink my coffee, I.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Know, is there anything worse than having to smell someone's
bad breath? I mean, you can survive heartbreak, you can
recover from bankruptcy, but one whiff of hot garbage mouth
and it's pretty much game over. But maybe stink breath
isn't the worst possible thing to cout enter your nostrils.
Oh God, I don't want to know why you heard that.
(04:33):
But that's why today we're going to test your noses
and your gag reflexes as you name the top ten
best and worst smells ever in a special sniffet or
snuff it edition of plenty of twenty. Now I have
a list of the ten best and the ten worst smells,
two lists brook As voted on by Americans. As we
(04:56):
go around the room, you first have to tell me
which category you're guessing from, and then correctly name a
cent from that list to stay in the game. Does
ever understand? Yes, yeah, it's not one list of twenty two?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Ten, Yes, okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Tens twenty though.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Don't show off. We'll start with the woman who's naturally
drawn to the smell of a men's locker room in
a hot summer day. That's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh yeah, okay, I'm gonna do top ten best, and
I'm gonna say coffee.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
For best fresh brood. Call. Yeah, that's number two on
my list.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Made it freshly brood? Yes, okay, Alexis nailed coffee on
the best Smells Brooke. It's your turn. Where category are
you picking from?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm going best? Show me fresh baked cookies.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Fresh baked number one on my list, especially chocolate chip Jose.
The number one and two best smelling smells been taken.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Can I play it safe and go on the worst list?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, there's lots there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I gotta do it. I'm the only one that's gonna
take this risk. But the worst smelling farts is the funniest.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What just fart.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Smell?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Far?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Probably said show number two on the list, kind of
the rotten egg sulfur number two on the list.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
That was my breakfast.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay, Jeffrey needs some smells from I'm gonna go with
the best.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
And there is one smell that I deal with every
week when I pull my Intimates out of the dryer.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh my goodness, you're intimates like you're underwear.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
You know. Yeah, you're delicates, your sensitives, so many words
for your fresh laundry smell from my game.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Booster beach clean laundry. That's number three on the Best
Smells Intimate Launch. We're talking best and worst smells, Alexis.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, I'm gonna go worse okay, and I'm gonna go
ktting a.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Whiff of it right now because it brook body odor.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, that's body. That's number four. You gotta smell for me.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I would say fake tanner, but that I'm seriously you
should walk down and kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm gonna go with worst, and I'm gonna say dog poo, Yeah,
dog poo.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Number ten on my list. Tose smell.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I'm gonna put it in best, but it may be
in worse, but I'm gonna go with best smell in
the world.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Gasoline.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
People love gasoline.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Smell of gas.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Gasoline not make my list, I'm sorry, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
I'm gonna go with worst. Okay, and you probably notice
how my eyebrows are basically perfect because beauty does not
come without pain. And lately I've been doing a process
called quafting, where you burn the edges of your eyebrows
like a sinjaction. But the smell of burning hair, Oh,
it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I only get that when I lean over a candle
on accident.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, so I'm gonna say burnt hair.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Smell burns hair number six on my worst Smells list.
Back to Alexis, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Actually, food I don't really like, but the one time
I'm tempted to eat it is when I smell it
and that's bake worse smell like it says bacon.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
In the top ten. It's a big list, Brook, You
gotta get this right to stay in it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay, I'm going best and I'm just thinking of sense
that you'd see in shampoos and lotions. Show me lavender, lavin.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Don't that means Jeffrey is one Today's edition of plenty
of twenty. Some of the smells you guys missed from
the best list movie theater popcorn is there at number four.
Crisp fall air or a wood burning fireplace was not lavender,
but vanilla made the list. Fresh cut grass with seven,
new car smell, freshly made bread, and pumpkin spice. The
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worst smells you guys missed skunk, spray, sewage, garbage, juice
like at the bottom of the trash bin. Show me
vomit at seven. Spoiled milk and rotten fish was number nine.
That was fun brutal.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
You should have gone with the good smells last.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
We should have ended. We're all like stink face.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
I get to choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna
be singing about a good smell. Roses Hey by outcast.
I'm gonna give it to Josey.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I mean, I shouldn't be excited for this song. I
know you'd like to thank yo.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Poo.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Don't stang, but lean a little bit close to see
roses rarely smell like poo.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
At this point, there's a weird holiday for literally.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Everything, I mean seriously, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Like National pickle Day, National sneeze dramatically and then blame
it on the weather day, National talk like a pirate
during your job interview day during.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The interview that's different than regular talk like a pirate day.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Yeah, what are you weaknesses that be making your timbers give?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Oh you're the interviewer.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, but today today, though, I can't believe it, it
just happens to be national. Go around the room with
your co workers and tell them exactly what you've been
doing in your personal life in broadcasted on the radio. Day.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wow, wenesday?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
What are the odd.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
No, not the pirates unless we want to open so
we can do it a brand new.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Me?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Heart ease coming up right now? It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. And if my clothes say do not
machine wash or tumble dry, that translates to I will
literally never wash this thing ever. Just being honest, because
that's what this segment is all about, just a group
of weirdos honestly telling you what's on our minds. We're
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gonna start it off with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's funny you talk about clothes because I went back
to school shopping over the weekend with the kid. Yes,
and we do the physical mall. We hit up the stores.
We have a great time. But there's one store in
particular that just shook me. Maybe is the right word.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
The Tesla Store.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Oh yeah, picked up our.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Kid's new robots.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
We walked into Zoomies. You guys, you know Zoomies. It's
like it's like, yeah, it's like the nineties skater whatever,
and all of a sudden, at least fifteen employees are
on us and they're all cool, you know, yeah, they're
there to help you. And it feels like there's fifteen
personal shoppers who are constantly oh not harassing, I won't
(11:45):
say that, because they were very lovely, just handing you
clothes after clothes, after clothes. I mean it's going so
fast from different people that there's no time to check price, text,
wheezers on the radio. Things are getting thrown over dressing
room doors, and then every time you take accepting, one
of them will yell at number. It'll be like seventy four,
and then you'll hear all throughout the store. I don't
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know what the code is. Maybe the code was for
a sucker mom in the back who's about to spend
a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Seen anyone have this experience on a zoom.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You haven't been in lately.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I have not, because it absolutely worked.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, I spent a lot of money. My kids are
looking like ninety skaters. Now, you're the.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Coolest kids ever being bullied. Yeah, Jose, what's been on
your mind?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
So last weekend I went to Vegas with my bros.
And there was one thing on my mind to dominate
sports gambling.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
All right.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I brought more money than I've ever brought down to Vegas. Okay,
so depending on a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Super risky, super dumb stuff, because that's the only way
to win big.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You get the biggest ads. It's like, yeah, ten thousand wound.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
That this guy's gonna pick his nose.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's very, very unlikely, and you're gonna lose all your money.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
You would think, Brooks.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
But after two days, I'm down a lot thousands of
dollars to go up.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
So anyway, I'm all my way.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
To the airport and I get a little buzz on
my phone.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Oh, I just want I just want one of my beads. Huh,
that's got a random And then on the plane I
checked the app.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Another win.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh my god, I won four?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
What what?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Then I'm in the par home. I'm watching a game.
I need one miracle to happen for a parlay to hit,
and that parlay hits.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Get out.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I just won two thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Back into my account means two things.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I'm still down money overall.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Okay, I still lost a lot of money, but.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I learned I can win in Vegas. I just can't
be in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Give your sound money. That doesn't mean you came out
of winning.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Oh, brook I just said I want two thousand dollars.
She's not listening. So successful Vegas trip, baby.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
It's.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Actually being one. What's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I had to face my nightmare over the weekend of
public confrontation. Oh waits out a concert and I was
in like the pit area, so general admission standing room,
you know, And I'm there with my friend and we're
in a spot like.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Close to the front. When this drunk girl shows up.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
She lets me know I have taken the spot of
her five friends who are.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Coming back now the general admission standing spot. Okay, that
doesn't work like that.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
So I literally just blake stared at her, and I
just didn't know what to say. So then that's what
she decides to make it a group thing, and she
yells to everybody that these two girls are not where
they're supposed to be and we need to get out now.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Now you have a whole group of people turning against.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Staring at us, but nobody nobody helps us.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
So nobody stands up. It's your generation and you're all
the same exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And then that's what she pushes forward her boyfriend's mom
and she's like, you can deal with Linda is making
a point to the grind on me so that she
can prove her spot in where she should be. I
am against linda boyfriend. This random lady and this is
before the show starts. Everybody has come on. What so uncomfortable?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
The show starts to get dark. I'm like, how are they?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
God?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
She disappears because her friends don't come shock her.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Twenty minutes later, in the middle of the show, I
feel the top on my shoulder and I turn her
ound and she's like, I just want to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
And I was like, ohe the original girl original.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She's like, I really am a girl's girl, and I'm
sorry I called you those mean names.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You are not a girl?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Did?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
She run her ound and apologize to everybody.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
She's just hugging here with you.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We are best friends.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Now get your number.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You guys are hanging out next week.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
From now on, I'm buying a seat at a concert.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I can't fight the fight these people over. At least
maybe I need more. Yeah, all right, Jeffrey one's on
your mind.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Over the weekend, I hit my usual hangout spots, the
gas station.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh you love yourself a gas station.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
But this time I wasn't there for pleasure. This time
I was just there for businesss. No picking up some
spritzers and some sortid cocktails for myself to take home.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
You could go to regular.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Literally, they have the margarettas in the cans there. It's high,
high quality stuff. So I'm standing in line to pay,
and I noticed this normal looking girl is ahead of me.
She's trying to buy two bottles of water, and she
is struggling to do it. Okay, she's scanning her phone.
It's being rejected over and over and I could see
her stress. So my inner good Jeff kicked in. Good Jeff,
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you know the opposite of the bad Jeff who forced
an eighty old woman to baggle my groceries last week.
The good Jeff came forward. I stepped up and I
said to the girl, Hey, can I buy your stuff?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Moment.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I love how you're telling this story too.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
And the girl looks at me with this huge, grateful smile.
She's like almost crying, and she's.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Like, are you serious?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Oh my god, thank you so much. And she turns
to the cash here and says, forty dollars on pump
number five PM, And I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Gas and water?
Speaker 8 (17:20):
I'm a speechless. I couldn't believe the little coons on
this girl.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
And then when she asked for twenty bucks cash back.
I told her. I was like, hey, this is overstepping.
I mean, I'm gonna let you have it, but just
so you know, this is going way too far. So
I got taken at the gas station. Lisa didn't spend
two grand at Zuomie. So that's what's on our mind.
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You can text into seven eight five nine two tell
us what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I
made the mistake of asking our listeners to text into
seven eight and share what's been on their mind. Now
it's time to reap what I've sown, So here we go.
First text says, just sitting in my coffee truck waiting
(18:09):
for people to need their morning wake me up. I
love you, guys, probably more than someone should love total stranger.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Have the coffee truck here, pull out. Are you talking
Alexis's love language or what?
Speaker 11 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Marking that number down as should seek professional health. Forward
that to our supervisor. Another text that seven eight five
nine two says, good morning, Jose. I just want you
to know that I love watching your food review. Tiktoks
it always looks so delicious. Sometimes I even get up
close to the screen, close my eyes and pretend you're
feeding it to me.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Now they're taking it in exactly how I want it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's like you're over the air makeout sessions.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Yeah, you totally healthy behavior. And one more text says,
I had the wildest dream the other night about meeting
you guys, which was awesome, But I embarrassed myself because
in the dream I was so enamored by Jeffrey. I
was just staring at him in wonder and giggling at
all his jokes. Damn, I better not be actually that
way when I show up to his house for Kimberly.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I like, how you think Jeffrey's going to deliver you
jokes when you show up at his house?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Yeah, he's going to be so awkward and marking that
one down as only sane person to text in. Also
check ringcam later tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, a little surprise.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
He's just like nobody else saw you, right.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Secret Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
They say one person's trash is another person's treasure. Yeah,
and that also applies to the dating world in some way.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Think about that weird guy you ghosted after you know,
a few months, the one who burts sold out at
the restaurant had set off the fire alarm, and then
when he coughed, three teeth came up and they weren't
even his.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
They weren't his.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Thing is you dodged that bullet and that tooth?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Apparently?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
But did you ever wonder who tried dating that guy
after me? And what unfortunate person had it after that?
Those women might be on the phone right now. Oh
and they had an even worse experience than you did.
I don't know, and find out if maybe some of
(20:34):
your old mistakes made the cut in a brand new
Battle of the Tinder Dates that's happening right after this
hopeless one.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Dating app Then there's right. The question is whose love
life is more tragic?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It's Battle of Dates. It's the dating game show that
just invented a new vibrating love seat called the couch
potates Oh today with Battle of the Tinder Dame, where
two of our listeners go head to head to find
out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll explain
the rules in just a second, but first let's meet
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today's contestants in this corner. Her wildest celebrity fantasy is
hopping into a bubble bath and playing with Ernie's rubber
ducky while Bert holds the camera. That's why she's known
as Sesame Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
You're the one in.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
The other corner. She flirts exclusively using Harry Potter spells
and charms.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh my god, all of these kids of.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
A that's how to get into her chamber of secrets.
Alma Laura. Hey, guys, here's how the game works. One
contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst date stories.
Then the other will try and counter with the nightmare
story of their and we're going back and forth to
three rounds here until we declare a winner. We're going
to start things off with Sesame Stephanie. Let's go.
Speaker 12 (22:07):
Okay, So, like I was with the guy at a
bar who said he had a game for us to
play while we were sitting there, Like like I thought
it was like a card game, right.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, yes, sounds fun, right normal?
Speaker 12 (22:16):
But no, he wanted us to take turns guessing the
weight of people around us.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Oh my god, And how do you win that? Do
you have to go? Ask the person the part.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
He would literally go over to them and he'd be like,
excuse me, but my date thinks you weigh two thirty.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Is you actually guessed?
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Well, of course, I guess. I'm not gonna sit there
and not play.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I feel like she's only bitter because she lost.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Probably can you count?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Listen. I met a guy who told me he wanted
to go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
On our first day, on your first day.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
On the first day, I was like, are you crazy?
Speaker 11 (22:59):
He was like, no Ah, come on, let's do it.
And I was like, okay, sure, whatever adventure guy.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
He bought the tickets.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
For us, and I met him at the airport.
Speaker 12 (23:10):
And guess what what I saw him at the airport.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
He was being handcuffed and apparently he's not allowed on
a plane for another seven years.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Woo.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
I have no clue. I just threw off.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Use your ticket to Vegas? Went No, I don't think
she took off on the plane off the airport.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Yes, yeah, on around too. So Stephanie, we're back to you.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
So this guy invited me to a baseball game and
we ended up driving.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
But we didn't go to a stadium like.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
We went to a field like near a park. And
I was like like I was confused and like a
little nervous too, And then he said, well, we're gonna
go watch.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
A little vague game was his kid plane.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
All six of his kids were playing.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, he's like left, center, and right. Those are the
only ones that aren't mine.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Hey, kids, me, your new mom, Alimoor and Laura that
he just turned enough, can you keep up?
Speaker 9 (24:15):
So I went on a date at a plus one
to a wedding, okay, and when it was like super
quiet during one of the speeches, my date pass gas
like super loud.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
To the point that everyone looked at us and jerk,
blame it on men.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
We're going to our third and final round here. We
need your best stories, ladies, So Stephanie, give it to us.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
We went to an Italian restaurant and I ordered spaghetti
and he asked if we could like qt do the
lady in tramp things.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh god, yeah, oh god, this is gonna get all
over your top.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
Right, But I was like, okay, it's kind of cute,
like it's kind of gross. Okay, yeah, my clothes.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
But I'd already been drinking.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Wine, so I was like, sure, why not buying it
he got I guess he got a whiff of pepper
or something. Needs pasta sauce all over my seat.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That is also his worst day ever.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
That's terrible. This is your last chance?
Speaker 11 (25:36):
Wow that Wow?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Okay, don't give up?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
All right?
Speaker 12 (25:42):
So I went out with a super big guy, like
a gym rapped through and we go back to his
place and he opens.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
The door and the floor is covered in legos.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
In legos, legos, yes, freeware?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is he like a lego maniac guy?
Speaker 10 (26:00):
No?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
I thought you had kids, you know, Like I asked him.
I was like, do you have kids? Why you didn't
tell me.
Speaker 12 (26:04):
He's like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
I put those legos down on purpose to build toughness.
And I'm like what.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Everyone walk over?
Speaker 9 (26:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
He man proceeds to take off his shoes and he
literally walk over to the kitchen like you open like
an injured animal.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
You know.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
He's like, by the way, don't go to the bathroom.
There's hot holes on the.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
What match final bell means it's over? We need to
score this.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Alexis who wins Stephanie for the sneezing pasta.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
You got one for Stephanie Brooke.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, the six kids in the spaghetti sneeze, Stephanie, for sure, that's.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Decided to Congratulations Sesame Stephanie, very exciting. You're proud of
your sat dat you did it. Congratulations. That was battle
of the tender dates we got your phones have coming.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.
At some point you decide that you want to go home.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay, yeah, your spouse.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Says, I want to stay out a little more.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh yeah, so you just leave.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Well, you leave, sure, and you let them stay and
they don't come home till the next morning.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
What yes, schedule?
Speaker 8 (27:18):
You probably have a few questions for them. Thankfully, the
police are about to call you and fill you in
on the blanks and tell you what really happened after
you left the party. At least that's what happens in
this joke. When we do a.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Phone Tapny, jeff right.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
You can decide it's happening right now. Hello, Hi, I'm
looking for Nicole Mark.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
This is she.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Mark?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I didn't call you by accident. We had to report
recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.
I assume you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
I do not.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I don't a key party.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
So you're laughing already you think this is funny.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.
I guess because I don't know what a key party is.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
It's not a little bit guilty to me already.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I just answered the phone, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I don't. I'm just reading you as i'm reading you.
But you know, key parties, you throw your keys in
a bucket or a hat, tops start coming off, you
take home a new friend, that type of thing.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what
that was called. Okay, but you really, I really know
you have the wrong person because I don't do that.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
My husband and I don't do that.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
So right, when you were in college, did you major
in acting or are you just an expert at BS?
Because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party at
the residents three houses down from you.
Speaker 12 (29:03):
Yes, yes, we were there.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Okay, so you admit you attended the party.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We were there at a party which was not a
key party, at least when I was there.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
I must have been one of the people who snuck
out the back when we showed up.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
At nine thirty because I needed to get home earlier
than my husband.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?
Speaker 10 (29:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
No, not at all.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
This was just a regular party.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
There were no keys.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I do not know what you are talking about here.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
I already have it on tape.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I don't know what you're doing here.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
I already have it on tape. You admitting that you
were there.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, I was there, but there were.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
No keys, okay, And your husband was there. You said,
what time did he get home that night?
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Well, actually he didn't.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
He would ha aha.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What he drank too much in a neighborhood party, No
big deal, that's funny.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
And his mugshot says different mugshot.
Speaker 12 (30:05):
What are you even talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He came home the next morning.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Apparently after you left. At some point, the party got
out of control and a furry lama was looking to
pleasure a frisky bumble bit and let me just say
more than his stinger was out. Oh my god, it's
all the report.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan
has parties like that. You must have the wrong house
or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
No, we caught your husband being carried out the front
door like a baby by one of your neighbors. His
name was a check It says Brad Brad Well. Neither
one had pants on.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So you're telling me that actually happens that my husband
and Brad were pantless after this.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just letting
you know. Both of them were charged, along with some
of the other perverted guests and attendance.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Chance it.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Oh he didn't tell you a comers of the police station.
I don't. I'm just saying I'm speculating here. He's probably
a little bit embarrassed by his actions.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Embarrassed, and.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
You're talking about to me.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal, like
you were saying, wasn't illegal. Look, I'm just I'm an officer.
I have a job to do, but personally, you know,
when my badge comes off, I'll let you know. I'm
a big boy and I do whatever I want.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
I don't even know what to say to you.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.
Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure
out the words.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You want the address, donor I'm not going to arrest anybody.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
I just want to come as a participant rather than
a police officer.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded. Right now,
I work.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Out what you're talking about.
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Right now, you need to get off my.
Speaker 8 (32:04):
Phone talking about your husband, Micah setting you up for
a prank call. That's what this.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Is, setting me up for a just just say prank call.
Speaker 8 (32:14):
I did. Now you're listening because my real name is
Jeff from the radio show of Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. This is a phone tell I told you Joy,
you don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't
know that either. He just said that he ended up
crashing at your friend's place. The other night and thought
(32:35):
we could mess with you.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
Oh, Micah, Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is he Oh he's in more trouble now than if
he did get arrested.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits
in that closet anywhere?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Halloween and he pulls.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
The stinger out for special occasions?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Wake up every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
In the morning, you know you've had a good night
out if the person you were with wakes up the
next morning still thinking about you. Oh, it's so cute.
I know that happens for me because the next morning
I'm staring at them through the bedroom window, so they
have to think about me. Oh, that's not the way,
jeff It's a guarantee. Okay for one of our listeners,
(33:26):
I'm not sure his strategy worked the way that he
wonted because he left his date with a gift that
she needed to open up the next day. Okay, you'll
hear what it was and how it possibly backfired on
him in your brand new Second Date Update, Next Second
Date Update Date the best advice Brooke ever gotten Radio.
(33:50):
I know this because Brooke mentioned it after she heard
it at a radio conference, but it was be your
authentic self.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I hate that piece of advice. What else are you
supposed to be? Just the you and it'll all work out?
Said no one ever. Okay, it doesn't actually work that.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Way, all right, And that's Brooks authentic self right there,
just showing her anger and aggression. He put it right
out on the earth.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It can be your authentic self and make a name
for yourself. Is if you're a nepo baby, there's a
lot more work that is involved that does make you.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Okay, cut the music, cut the music. Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Remember, just want me.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
To go on about this because it really shaps my heart.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
We've got enough of the authentic you. I think the
same advice I would think would apply to romance though,
to just be yourself, right, I guess, because seriously, too
many people are putting up fronts when they're trying to
impress love interests on dates, when actually it's probably a
lot better for you to just drop the act and
be who you really are.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah, meaning like.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
For me, I wouldn't say I love hiking exactly when
I go on one.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Hike every ten years.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
Yes, that's you sticking true to you, and apparently that's
what one of our listeners, Dirk, is all about, staying
true to his real self and finding someone it's similar
interests in hobbies as him, which is awesome to hear. So, Dirk,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Sorry about that hard intro there. I'm glad you are
who you are.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
Do you do you believe her when she.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Says I believe that?
Speaker 8 (35:14):
No, I'm asking, does Dirk believe you?
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I believe you.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
I do.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, Jerk and I are on the same page.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
He's terrified of you. So Dirk, let's us move on.
Tell us what's the name of this woman and where
did you meet her?
Speaker 11 (35:27):
So I'm calling about a lady named Michelle. Okay, and
we met at a volunteer charity event.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
That's I mean, already you have some shared interest because
you're both there supporting the same cause.
Speaker 11 (35:39):
Right yeah. Yeah, it was the Young Republicans for grass Change.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Oh that's good, Brooke, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I thought it was like a charity. That is a
charity political movement. It's different.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Okay, Brooke, can you please.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Helping people in need?
Speaker 5 (35:55):
You know they're.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Helping didn't need.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
It's grassroots that doesn't mean, Okay, Brook is anti grass now,
so I'm sorry about that, Dirk. Keep going. You met
at this political party shared events.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
The look. I was just there doing some networking and
that's where I met Michelle and we started chatting, and
I just felt like an.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Action, awesome, great? What did you guys do?
Speaker 11 (36:23):
Just nothing out of the ordinary, I would say. You know,
we spent a few hours talking at the bar. We
talked about issues that we care about. You know, obviously,
you know she was going through some difficulties with her job.
You know, she's a little frustrated. Yeah, and so you
know I tried to give her sort of like a
like an impromptu you know, like a pep talk about
(36:44):
him knocking her inner greatness unlocking?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Is that the last self help book you read?
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Wow? Like it?
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Right? I do?
Speaker 7 (36:52):
Like when I go on the internet and you scroll
and you see one of those speeches for like thirty seconds, it's.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Like you can do it?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Take on the day.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm like, yes I can.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm like, you don't know me.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
So fake?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
In general, what a nice.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Gesture for somebody to do to someone who's clearly struggling
with their job, to like offer some words of encouragement.
That must feel good for her.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I'm actually I'm a professional motivational speaker. That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You were working while on your day head. Did she
have the response you were hoping for?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Yeah, I mean it was towards the end of the date,
and it looked like maybe she was just getting tired anyways,
and thinking about her job is never fun. So we
kind of decided to like wrap it there, so I figured,
you know, i'd walk her.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So she called the date she wanted it to be
over after the motivational speech.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
I don't think right after. I think it was just
already kind of feeling like it's towards the end of
the night anyways.
Speaker 13 (37:43):
Okay, okay, I might have overdone it a little bit
because when we did go outside, we were walking to
her car, and there were some kids on skateboards, you know,
and I try to give them some motivational advice to
the young.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
On the fly, just shouting motivational quote.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
I said, like, you you are your own skate ramp
to success.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh God, all right, up in the back down again.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
A little surprised that didn't run over and try and
beat you up. This is in the middle of the night.
But it.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Flip you the bird.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
And but how did you leave it with you? And Michelle?
Speaker 11 (38:19):
Well, when I dropped her off, I did her a
little keepsake.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh oh no, what did you give her?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Well?
Speaker 11 (38:26):
I had written down some inspirational quote.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh, can you share one of the things you wrote
down with her?
Speaker 11 (38:32):
One of them was tomorrow is always bigger than today.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Oh I don't know what that means, but.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
The sun will come out tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yes, yeah, Well that's a quote from a song. You
can't steal that. We're gonna get sued. I mean that's
a nice gesture to be, like, I'm here to support
you and help you out right, if.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Anybody did their job that much on a date, like,
it doesn't matter what joab It's like, it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, unsolicited advice is always a little touchy for people.
But I understand his sentiment. I think that he was
trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
I think, yeah, press her a little bit, because like,
how often do you meet someone who like is a
motivational speaker.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
But there's a time and a place.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
Yeah, you know, I might have been just a little
bit nervous. Just went back to what I know how
to do.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, I mean if she says that's a reason, can
you turn it off next time?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
But what can you stop being who you are?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
You know, about a bad day, not have to hear
positively he's like on.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It sounds like he's on all the time.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
And like I said, I was nervous. What did you
hear about that? Lady?
Speaker 8 (39:32):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I'm asking if you could be all relaxed.
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Okay, maybe you should relax a little bit on him.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I mean he called to figure out what was wrong,
and that may have been we may think what turned
her off.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yeah, how long has it been since the date happened.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
It's been like a week and a half.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Do you know if she read your motivational quotes?
Speaker 11 (39:51):
I don't know. I told her to read him in
the morning, but she didn't read. I don't know. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Maybe she's just waiting for tomorrow to call you. Yeah,
says tomorrow has always been bigger. Yeah, you never actually
get to tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
You know.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
That could have been a little bit confusing to her.
So maybe she'll pick up the phone and we can
clear it all up and motivate her to greatness. Yes,
we're going to ride the escape ramp to success of
the second date update it right after this hold on
second Date update. I was going to read some inspirational
(40:23):
quotes to motivate my co host to have a great
part too, but I'm not sure they can take any
more inspiration.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I have been over inspired, not surprised.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
After we heard from Dirk about his first date with Michelle,
where his natural self came out and his natural self
is being a positive motivational speaker. He tried to give
some encouraging words to Michelle about her job, which she
was complaining about. He shouted some affirmations at some skateboarding teens,
even handed Michelle a little piece of paper with handwritten
(40:57):
quotes designed to lift her spirits. And despite all those
good vibes and good intentions, Michelle has been avoiding him.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh maybe he forgot to put the last one call
me back as the motivational.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
That is possible. Sometimes you need to really spell it out.
Dirky didn't put that in your motivational quotes.
Speaker 11 (41:16):
That was not one of them.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Now, okay, maybe add it for next time.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Have you ever heard from other people in your life
like on a personal level, maybe you overdo it with motivation.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
I'll be honest, I don't have a ton of friends,
so you know, I would say like that is not
something I've heard all that often. But a lot of
people also don't know that much about.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Me, So yeah, there's not a lot of time to
make friends when you're busy inspiring the world.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't know that we know a lot about you
other than the motivational stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's actually all we know.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, but that's still a positive thing. Like if a
guy start going through a motivational speech, you're not gonna
be like.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Shut up, right, he's trying some context.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Hopefully not on a date. I'm just praying that Michelle
picks up the phone and gets us some answers here,
because he deserves that, right, Alexis, Yes, right, did you
even listen to what I said?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
There? Something? We're calling her?
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Okay, yeah, you go, let's style her number. Hopefully she
picks up here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to
speak with Michelle.
Speaker 11 (42:27):
Yeah, this is Michelle.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Hey Michelle, Uh, not sure if you're ready for this,
but you're on a radio show right now called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Hey, Michelle, we're good morning. Okay, that was such an
annoyed sigh. We get it.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
We're already awake. Yeah, it may not be.
Speaker 8 (42:46):
Sorry, I know it's early. So we're just hoping to
make this really quick with you because we're doing a
segment called a second Date Update.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
Okay, okay, I don't.
Speaker 8 (42:57):
Know if you're familiar, but it's where we try to
help out our listeners who gone out with somebody recently
and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah. Sure, Oh you have heard.
Speaker 8 (43:06):
Okay, you're familiar.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
Yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 8 (43:10):
All right, you want me to speed it up? I see.
So we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners
named Dirk, who you met up with recently.
Speaker 10 (43:18):
Oh god, okay, o god, I'd love.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
To hear how your date went.
Speaker 11 (43:25):
It was kind of weird, I guess, Okay, weird in
what way? I mean, like we just went to a
bar and stuff, but.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Like, yeah, we heard, I mean, just to recap what
we know about it so far. Yeah, we heard. You
went to a bar, you talked a lot about your
shared interests, you opened up to you about your job
being a little rough recently, and then he walked you
home through a park by some skateboarding teens.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
Yeah, did he tell you that he yelled at said skateboarders.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Yeah, that did come up.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
He said.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
He said that he shouted some affirmations maybe at not
being Yeah, something about the skate ramp of life.
Speaker 8 (44:04):
Yeah, what did you think about that?
Speaker 10 (44:06):
I mean he told me that he was like a
motivational speaker or something like that. But like, these were
just like random kids. It was kind of like all putting,
you know, at the end of the day that was
already kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Yeah, but they are skateboarding, so you could tell their
life's kind of on a deathboard traject.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Skateboarding is a valid hobby, just like any other hobby.
Speaker 8 (44:26):
Okay, name one skateboarder who went on to do great things, Tony. Yeah,
he's still he's retired, didn't do anything anyway. Sorry, we're
not getting sidetracked with the values of skateboarding. Back to Dirk. Yeah,
and you what did you think about him yelling all
the motivational quotes at them?
Speaker 10 (44:44):
I mean, I get it, he said it's like his
job and stuff. But like he said, he doesn't do
it that much. I was like, yeah, you kind of
do it was like, I mean you already try to
motivate me, and now you're talking to like these kids
that are just skateboarding. And then he's like, only have
like one client right now anyways, And I'm like, okay, well,
are you like coaching like a CEO or like what's
the deal? I'm like yeah, and he was like I'm
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the client right now.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
What.
Speaker 10 (45:09):
I was like, you have one client? And he was
like no, it's like me, like I wake up, I
talk to myself in the mirror, like I record them,
Like the motivational speeches are really helping me.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So he motivates himself every morning and he considers himself
his own client.
Speaker 10 (45:23):
Yeah no, like you know, I was like, I'm a
great client to myself right now.
Speaker 8 (45:26):
And what an ultimate client? That's ultimate job security. You
know that you're not going anywhere.
Speaker 10 (45:32):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
I was like fine.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
I was like I get it, like maybe you're just
quirky or some like I don't I don't know.
Speaker 11 (45:37):
And I was like, can you just.
Speaker 10 (45:39):
Tone it down? And I'm like he dropped me off
and like wrote a bunch of quotes downs for me
when I was in the bathroom, and then like I
like just like he left, and I just sat there like,
was I just like punked? I was like, did I
not understand like what he was saying?
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Okay, maybe you weren't reading the quotes the right way
and you need to hear them spoken directly by Dirk
because he is on the other line right now waiting
to talk to you and inspire. No way, that's how
this works there.
Speaker 11 (46:06):
Yes, I love Michelle, Oh hi.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Business like.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
It makes me a little sad to hear that you
didn't have a good time.
Speaker 10 (46:15):
And do not get it though, Like, are you actually
your own client or am I confused?
Speaker 11 (46:21):
Yes? I am a motivational speaker. At the current moment,
I am my only client.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
But I like what am I do with that?
Speaker 8 (46:30):
I think maybe dirty's a little confused, because how can
you call yourself a professional motivational speaker if you don't
actually speak to anybody else except yourself, if you.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Don't get paid. I think that's a part of professional.
You could be aspiring motivational speaker. That's a good Maybe
an aspiring motivational speaker.
Speaker 11 (46:49):
Well I did. I did have two clients in the past.
They were paying clients, but they could not afford my rates. Oh,
which is why I had to drop them.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Okay, so you charge a lot on top of.
Speaker 10 (46:59):
All this, but you can pay for your own rate,
like you can afford yourself.
Speaker 11 (47:03):
Yeah, I have a good deal works out with myself.
Speaker 8 (47:06):
Okay, Okay, that's friends and family discount.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
There.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Do you have another job? Uh?
Speaker 11 (47:12):
This is currently my main focus. I am writing a
book about my experience.
Speaker 10 (47:19):
Of coaching yourself.
Speaker 8 (47:21):
What's the title of your book?
Speaker 11 (47:22):
I'm writing two books. First book to be called starts
with Yourself.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
Starts with Yourself, and.
Speaker 11 (47:30):
Then the second book is if you can't say it
to the mirror, who could you say it to? And
there's no way you?
Speaker 8 (47:40):
Why are you feeling so inspired by what he says
right now?
Speaker 6 (47:43):
Else?
Speaker 10 (47:44):
Can you not stop?
Speaker 1 (47:45):
We kind of talked to Dirk about that already, like,
maybe tone it down a little bit, Dirk, and show
her other sides of you outside of the motivational speaker part.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Impress in other ways.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like who are you?
Speaker 6 (47:56):
You know?
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Like what do you love to do? What do you
care about?
Speaker 11 (48:00):
I love motivating people to be the best way.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Okay, well I'm pretty motivated to get off the phone now.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Yeah, what about Jeff? I don't like that we're all
giving up on Dirk for trying to be himself.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
But I don't think he's trying to be himself. I
think that's the problem, Jeff. He's trying to be a
version of himself that he wants to be. He's not
being who he is, right Like, if you're on all
the time, you're not being your authentic self. That's the
title of my new book, really long title.
Speaker 8 (48:31):
Well, Dirk, you have some competition in the a literary
world coming up with Brooks here. But I still like
to get you another date. I mean, I know this
is a long shot, but we would offer to pay
for a second date for you, Michelle with Dirk if
you're willing to give him another chance.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
And you said you liked him outside of that, right
outside of the too many inspirations?
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Let me ask this, do you guys think that you
would feel safe in a room alone with him at
this point after learning all this, Like, I.
Speaker 8 (48:56):
You should ask that question to yourself in the mirror
second book.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, look at you already read the book?
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Is freaking not. It's like, no, I'm sure I'll read
about him in the news one day, but I'm out.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Yes, that's one of the most inspiring leaders that this
country has ever seen.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
I think he's the opposite of dangerous. But yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (49:15):
Don't, Dirk, it's sounding like it's a no from Michelle.
Do you have any last words for her? Anything to
motivate her or us or our listeners inspire us.
Speaker 11 (49:23):
It's okay, just look in the mirror. It starts with you.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Yep. I like that.
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Okay, that's that's good. So it wasn't the best match
this time, Dirk, but you keep at it, and there's
definitely gonna be a woman out there who appreciates a
little bit of motivation in their life.
Speaker 11 (49:37):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
So, Okay, I think the key there is a little bit,
a little bit of.
Speaker 8 (49:41):
A microscopic amount of motivation.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
That's what we need to leave with, Dirk.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (49:47):
We crushed the spirits of a motivational speaker in one
second day update. Amazing.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
If we were going to do it, it was.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
Looking Jeffrey in the morning. I don't do this often,
but text into seventy five nine too. If you want
to hire a young, aspiring motivational speaker whose rates are
astronomically high, because he has plenty of availability to take
you on a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
He can only afford to hire himself. Yeah, you know what,
I bet we're going to be flooded with skateboarders who
are really looking to good skateboard analogies to be.
Speaker 8 (50:20):
Affirmed by motivation one hundred percent. And I'm sure you do.
You get what you pay for, just like when you
email us for free help with your data.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
That is the truth there.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
Sure we will call that person who's not calling you back.
Will we actually help though, question.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Mark, We'll try.
Speaker 8 (50:38):
That is a promise.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I mean this is an a for effort type of
show one percent.
Speaker 8 (50:42):
And Brook, I know your kind of anti motivation, but
can you say something to inspire people to subscribe to
our podcast?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, it's also free.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
Yeah there you find it online if you're not there already,
hit that subscribe button and check it out at Brook.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
And Jeffrey Brook and check in the morning.
Speaker 8 (51:01):
Laser Stories in just a minute. But first we've got
food news. It's broken chest in the morning and it's
out of the snack world. This is big because normally
whenever a popular chip company launches a new flavor, they
like to do it as like a limited time trial run.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah, if people like it and they actually make money.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
Right, see how the public reacts. But Dorito's isn't doing that.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh, they're just going all in.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
They're so confident that their new flavor is going to
be a huge success they're already making it a permanent
staple in their lineup.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
That's pretty risky.
Speaker 8 (51:37):
They say it's it's so good, it's going to be
the next cool Ranch flavor. Whoa, they're saying that before
it's even launched, before it hits store shelves. What's their
big mega flavor idea? It's called Dorito's Golden Siachash.
Speaker 14 (51:56):
They look like regular Doritos, incept Instead of being like orange,
they're bright gold in color, and they're covered in golden
powder that comes off of your fingers gets all over
your clothes, just.
Speaker 8 (52:09):
Like the normal stuff. But instead of like nacho cheese
or cool ranch, it tastes like spicy, yet sweet and
tangy scha sauce.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Immediately this Trito's first hot chip they've had.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
The spicy.
Speaker 8 (52:25):
Specifically is so good is the hot flavor right now?
And I love this quote about it. They say, to
achieve the authentic seracha taste, the chip doesn't contain any
artificial flavors. However, it does have some artificial flavoring.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Isn't that wait, firs.
Speaker 8 (52:45):
Just artificial flavor it. Just put it in your mouth,
don't question it.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Naturally fluorescent yellowish.
Speaker 8 (52:57):
And if you want proof of how great this is,
just wait till our technical director Ashton goes on a
thirty day golden chimings.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Hey he's a golden boy.
Speaker 8 (53:09):
You're a hero, Ashton. Laser Stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's finally giving kids a high
protein breakfast cereal with Kellogg's frosted beef jerky Osha.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Salty.
Speaker 8 (53:29):
It's about time those six year olds ditch all the
sugar and get on the carnivore diet. With Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other herky jerkys just don't. This first laser story
is out of Scandinavia. Remember the Matt Damon movie We
Bought a Zoo?
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Oh yeah, I never saw it. Was it good?
Speaker 8 (53:52):
It's about a zoo? Yeah, I get it, but this
would have been a fun subplot. A zoo in Denmark
is in the news after asking people to donate their
pets so they can feed them to the lions and
other apex predators.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
This has got to be fake.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
It's real.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
The Alborg Zoo made the appeal on their Facebook recently,
saying quote, did you know that you can donate smaller
pets to us? And they're not talking about sick pets.
They only accept healthy ones.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
They don't have the tigers and lions to get sick too.
Speaker 8 (54:26):
No, that'd be bad for business. As you can imagine,
people are losing their minds on social media because what
kind of absolute villain would willingly donate their cat or
dog for something like that?
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Man, I'm hoping it's like chickens. No, like lizards. Yeah, sure,
you'd be right.
Speaker 8 (54:44):
Turns out cats and dogs are not a part of this.
According to the zoo's website, they only accept pet rabbits, chickens,
guinea pigs, and small horses.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
I mean, at least the zoo animals know that the
pets were humanly.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
It's cute.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
It's part of the life process. It's a cycle, you guys.
Speaker 8 (55:06):
True, and don't worry. They say your child's beloved bunny
will be gently euthanized before it's torn apart by a
wild animal.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
That's better.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
You want it to be alive when they put it.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
They explained that some big cats should really be eating
animals whole, fur and all, because it better simulates what
they'd actually eat out in the wild. True, and it's
a win win because nothing goes to waste.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Does anyone have a pet gazelle by chance?
Speaker 10 (55:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Is it my upbringing that I'm totally kind of on
board for this, you're wondering.
Speaker 8 (55:39):
Not everyone online thinks it's crazy. A handful of people
are defending the zoo, calling people soft and naive.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
I mean, I will say. I was at my best
friend's house in sixth grade. We were having a great
spaghetti dinner and I'm like, this is delicious? What is it?
And they're like, oh, we made it with lamb. And
then I looked outside and their pet Lamb was no
longer with that.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
That's not a lie. No, And you asked for a
tupperwareful of it to take home to your family too,
So that's fine.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
That's why they named the lamb Lamb Chop.
Speaker 8 (56:08):
I guess, oh wow, let's keep moving. We're gonna go
to our next laser story out of Canada. Last week,
a search and rescue team in British Columbia was called
to a remote area out in the woods after a
couple hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When officials arrived, the
team heard faint yelling and they closed in on the
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general area. Eventually they found out what was happening. A
man who was camping all alone was found not in distress,
but people may have thought he was because he was
singing his heart out to the trees, belting out Nickelback's
greatest hits. In fact, four rescuers entered the clearing right
(56:53):
when he was yelling.
Speaker 5 (56:54):
And this is how you reminded me yell.
Speaker 6 (56:59):
And.
Speaker 8 (57:01):
The first responders thanks to the hikers who called it in.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
Oh my god, just in case.
Speaker 8 (57:07):
Yeah, because you never know. But the search manager added,
and remember our services are always free, and the money
you save could be spent on singing lessons. Whoa yeah.
This next lazer story is out of cowcountry. In the
spring in Oregon, eleven cows were killed by wolves in
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a twenty day period. Oh no, and that is not okay.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
No, not with the ranchers on the farm.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
And now, if you donated your cow to a zoo
and they fed them to the animals. That'd be fine,
but this. Uh so, some people high up in the
tech sector heard about it and decided to do something.
They contacted the US Department of Agriculture, and now the
two sides are coming together to use special drones to
scare wolves away from livestock farms.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
WHOA, Okay, so they're just like flying low or something
in the drone scare.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Well, how does it work. The drones have thermal cameras
that seek out wolves lurking nearby in the darkness.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
Dude, I love those thermal videos. I think they're so cool.
Speaker 8 (58:09):
Coming in when they find one, a loud speaker blasts
alarming noises like fireworks, gunshots, and even people arguing from
famous movies.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
I don't know what we're yelling about.
Speaker 8 (58:22):
Because apparently the sound of human shouting confuses the animals
and they tend to run away.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Oh okay, what about the guy seeing nickelback?
Speaker 8 (58:31):
No wolves anywhere near here. The drones are also equipped
with loud music, including acdc's thunder Strike, and so they
tried it and after three months of testing, the results
are in. After having the drones monitor the livestock in
various areas across the country. Only two cows were killed
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over the next ninety days.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
That'll work until the wolves learn the thunder and then
they're just rocking out in their.
Speaker 8 (59:03):
Packs and the process is called wolf hazing, and they're
declaring that it works. Oh wow, you heard it here
first on laser stories. Let's go to your next laser story.
Out of Europe. There's a rural area in the mountains
of northern Italy where local farmers were beginning to get frustrated.
And it all started a few years back when a
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handful of influencers traveled there and posted pictures and videos
on their social media.
Speaker 4 (59:30):
I mean, that's whys is crazy and.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Toulum exactly Honestly, you read the first half of that
sentence and I immediately was like, oh, where is it?
I want to go.
Speaker 8 (59:39):
Yeah, that's the problem. After the influencers, then came the crowd.
First it was dozens, then hundreds, then thousands.
Speaker 5 (59:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
And I don't think that people are trying to ruin
the area, but they do.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
Yeah, I want to see that. So the villagers all
got together and they met multiple times trying to figure
out what to do, and their answer was turnstiles.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Like a human roundabout.
Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
They figured out a lot of tourist attractions can charge
admission and parking fees, so why shouldn't they be able
to profit off their picturesque countryside just.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
For going into the town. You have to go through
a gate and pay a fee.
Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
Any like scenic viewpoint, usually they'll put a turnstyle right
in front of it. It charges around six dollars to
access the instagrammable spot, and they can do it because
the land that they're passing through is technically private property.
So wait, what if you're a local A lot of
the times what it is If you've seen like there's
a lot of tiktoks about this, it's usually like somebody's
(01:00:44):
dock over a nice lake and there's just all these
tourists like storming the dock on some guy's private property.
So he puts a turnstyle there. They pay six dollars
which goes to him.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah, and the access the spot and then less tours
come and so then they start promoting it to get
it more tourists again.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
They can make more money again, and they influencers to
come take photos.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It're part of the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Now you're thinking Brook. So of course, this publicity and
exclusivity is just making influencers more interested, especially if they
can get a shot at these turnstiles. One person said,
people go where everyone else goes. We're just sheep.
Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Yeah, someone's like six dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
That's a steal.
Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
I mean tell that to this little guy because for
years he's been beaten making his own path right down
to the neighborhood foot walkers. Oh yeah, and he's gonna
make it there eventually. It's just kind of a long walk.
That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end
for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brook.
Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
It's August eighth. No it's not. It's August six. I
know a lot of unofficial holidays fall on this day.
It's National Wiggle your toes Day, it's farm worker Appreciation Day,
Balloons to Heaven Day, and if you do the math,
this was also the day Brooke's son, Alder was conceived.
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
No one does that.
Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
It's not his birthday, but it is his day of conception.
Bro do you want to share any memories from that
blissful afternoon where your husband cried in your arms.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
You don't want me to share the memories. Jeff is
a family friendly show.
Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Wow, too sexy, too fun, Brooke, you may be in
tears though, after facing your brand new challenger today. His
name is Chris, So Chris, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (01:02:46):
Hey, thanks very much.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Chris. Do you have any kids? I do?
Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
I have a daughter and a son.
Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I'm gonna say, do you remember the day you conceive
your babies?
Speaker 11 (01:02:54):
I did. I think it ended with I'm sorry, sorry
for what I did.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
So you're a good man.
Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
I see now Chris Brooke has stormed out of the
studio in protest of your fatherhood. So because of that,
let's get to the game. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
outright if you want to win? Are you ready? You bet?
Your time starts now. On this day. In twenty twelve,
the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed on the surface of
(01:03:22):
what planet Mars. A flamboyance is the description for a
group of what bird. The reality singing show American Idol
is produced in more or less than one hundred countries
across the globe. More in the play Romeo and Juliet,
How old was Juliet? When a chameleon's trying to warm up?
(01:03:44):
What color does it change to.
Speaker 14 (01:03:48):
Read?
Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Well done there, Chris got your answers. Zan Brooks's gonna
come back into the studio now. And we always ask
first time players, why did you call in? What made
you want to play Brook? Today? And apparently Chris's daughter
was on last month to play and she lost. So
Chris is here getting cold hard vengeance for his family
(01:04:13):
that you destroyed.
Speaker 10 (01:04:14):
My daughter is Her name is Lucy, and she was
on about a month ago.
Speaker 11 (01:04:18):
And you destroyed her. And she's really smart.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
You just sound so young. I did not expect you
to have an adult daughter.
Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Well, it's a privilege that your daughter was on the
show so that Brooke could break her confidence for that.
That's our gift to you, all those.
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Years of work you did as a father in just
mere thirty seconds, I undid it all.
Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
Have your other kid on the show so we can
destroy them too. Now it's Brook's turn.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Your time starts now. On this day in twenty twelve,
the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed on the surface of
what planet Mars. A flamboyance is the description for what
group of bird Flamingo. The reality singing show American Idol
is produced in more or less than one hundred countries
across the globe.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
More.
Speaker 8 (01:05:01):
In the play Romeo and Juliet, How old was Juliet thirteen?
When a chameleon is trying to warm up, what color
does it change to?
Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Cute black?
Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
The country Australia is divided into states or provinces.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I'm gonna go with provinces, right, Well, we don't really
ever know the difference between a state and the province.
I always thought it was just kind of the same.
Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Yeah, it's just what you want to call it. But
let's go to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt
did with Jose Oh no, was shock.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Again, Chris? You got four today.
Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
That's a solid score game. You only got one, wrong, man, Yeah, Brook,
give it to me five.
Speaker 14 (01:05:50):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Lucy's gonna be mad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Lucy'll be happy because if Lucy lost, she wouldn't want
her dad.
Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Yeah, it was a good effort, Chris, but not enough
to win today. Let's go over the It's just for
everybody in twenty twelve, the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed
on the surface of Mars.
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
He keeps saying NASA.
Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
It's really hard for me to say NASA. A flamboyance
is a description for a group of flamingos. American idol
is produced in more than one hundred countries one one
hundred and fifty, including Pakistan, and.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
They changed the name right for the country.
Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
Yeah, hopefully. In the play Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is
thirteen years old. A chameleon when it's trying to warm up,
changes to the color black because black observes heat and
that would help its body warm up. Country of Australia,
divide it into six states states.
Speaker 11 (01:06:40):
Great job, Brook, Hey, good job do you too.
Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
Man, so graceful in defeat. So just for being here, Chris,
you know what we're gonna do is we're going to
send you two tickets to La May's Car Museum in
a prize pack from rev Up Energy. Don't wake Up,
rev Up.
Speaker 11 (01:06:56):
Thank you very much, Yanks.
Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
The other kids are like family members, cousins that Brook
and destroyed.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
No, I was just thinking that you and Lucy should
go eat some ice cream together. Of the miser rays.
Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Yeah, I like that, and then plot your revenge for
when you come back and take this show down.
Speaker 11 (01:07:13):
Yeah, you're going down next time.
Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Brook.
Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
All right, we can't wait. We're gonna be back. We're
gonna do Wainn Brooks back the same time tomorrow, Brook
Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
And Jeffrey in the morning
It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, A brand new full
show starts right now. We got an hour of this
and you're gonna hear Alexis having to face her worst fear.
Oh seriously, We've got jeff doing a good deed and
it totally backfire.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, I loved I loved that story so much, so
you'll hear that, plus a brand new Laser Stories, which
I heard we have a question about. On the comment board.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Someone commented asking, what is the turtle from Laser Story's name?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Ah? Yeah, humper.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, you guys had this clip like way before. I
I don't even know what it's originally from. I just
heard a YouTube video.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Before the show.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, it's a legend.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's a YouTube video of a turtle humping a shoe.
That is literally the video.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So it starts out slow. You hear the first couple
humps in the right speed, and then it speeds up. Yeah,
but the speeding up is our job. I love how
long it's day it makes. I don't know why I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
We could, like, like the city could just play that
the TTAL issue and everyone would know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, if you're an insider, you know, you know, you know,
all right, your brand new full show hour starts right now.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
They say there's no new ideas in Hollywood anymore, but
I'm here to prove that wrong. Really, it's a Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Because one of the most
iconic films of the nineties is obviously Home Alone, where
eight year old Kevin McAllister gets left behind while his
family travels off to Europe without him. And ever since
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that came out, there's been plenty of cheap knockoffs of that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well they didn't, they did many Well.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
No, no, no, I'm not talking about the sequels. Those
are real sequels. I mean, like the spicy Spanish version
called so Lamente and La Casa Meal not as good
as the OG. But there is a story in the
news today that just happened that could possibly revitalize that
franchise really and finally give Hollywood something new again. People
(02:03):
are calling it the reverse Home Alone.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wait, there's too many people in the house, like I
feel that every holiday.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
It's not that. Recently, a married couple abandoned their ten
year old son at the Barcelona airport in Spain after
they found out his passport expired and they didn't want
to miss their flight. What wait, did it just go home?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So they just left their kid and was like, hey,
you deal with it. Yeah, I know you're probably in
what fourth fifth grade?
Speaker 8 (02:32):
But because of find mom and dad said audios and
attempted to take their vacation without their son. Oh, he
should have renewed his passport if you wanted to go on.
The trip is ten years.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, it's every five when you're a kid. If you're yeah,
when you're a kid, he's every five and your parent
actually has to do it for you.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Well, they should have reminded his parents to make matters worse.
The family did bring their youngest child because his passport
was still okay, I.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Mean the youngest one couldn't fend for himself. Yeah, ten year.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Old ten year old got left behind and was told
to just go back to the airport entrance and some
other family members would come pick him up.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh okay, that makes it a little better.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
But still well, he couldn't find the entrance, so police
got involved and stop the plane that his parents were
on before it could take off and force them to deboard.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I like how they just wouldn't wait for a later
flight and actually take him somewhere until you know, I mean,
if they're going to vacation without him, which is also wild.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
You see this as a fun idea, Please don't take
this as a parenting hack to make your child tougher,
because I could see you doing this on purpose to
help Nora with her resilience or something.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I don't think you understand. I'm not leaving my
children until they're like thirty five. Yeah, yeah, anywhere.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Now let's move on. We're gonna get to your shot
college question of the day with a man who could
have been a Hollywood producer, but he prefers a cushy
job as a radio digital producer instead. Jake, thank you
for your sacrifice.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Listen, You're welcome, Jeff. Today is National Fresh Breath Day.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
As I drink, as I drink my coffee, I.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Know, is there anything worse than having to smell someone's
bad breath? I mean, you can survive heartbreak, you can
recover from bankruptcy, but one whiff of hot garbage mouth
and it's pretty much game over. But maybe stink breath
isn't the worst possible thing to cout enter your nostrils.
Oh God, I don't want to know why you heard that.
(04:33):
But that's why today we're going to test your noses
and your gag reflexes as you name the top ten
best and worst smells ever in a special sniffet or
snuff it edition of plenty of twenty. Now I have
a list of the ten best and the ten worst smells,
two lists brook As voted on by Americans. As we
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go around the room, you first have to tell me
which category you're guessing from, and then correctly name a
cent from that list to stay in the game. Does
ever understand? Yes, yeah, it's not one list of twenty two?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Ten, Yes, okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Tens twenty though.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Don't show off. We'll start with the woman who's naturally
drawn to the smell of a men's locker room in
a hot summer day. That's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh yeah, okay, I'm gonna do top ten best, and
I'm gonna say coffee.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
For best fresh brood. Call. Yeah, that's number two on
my list.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Made it freshly brood? Yes, okay, Alexis nailed coffee on
the best Smells Brooke. It's your turn. Where category are
you picking from?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm going best? Show me fresh baked cookies.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Fresh baked number one on my list, especially chocolate chip Jose.
The number one and two best smelling smells been taken.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Can I play it safe and go on the worst list?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, there's lots there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I gotta do it. I'm the only one that's gonna
take this risk. But the worst smelling farts is the funniest.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What just fart.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Smell?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Far?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Probably said show number two on the list, kind of
the rotten egg sulfur number two on the list.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
That was my breakfast.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay, Jeffrey needs some smells from I'm gonna go with
the best.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
And there is one smell that I deal with every
week when I pull my Intimates out of the dryer.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh my goodness, you're intimates like you're underwear.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
You know. Yeah, you're delicates, your sensitives, so many words
for your fresh laundry smell from my game.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Booster beach clean laundry. That's number three on the Best
Smells Intimate Launch. We're talking best and worst smells, Alexis.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, I'm gonna go worse okay, and I'm gonna go
ktting a.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Whiff of it right now because it brook body odor.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, that's body. That's number four. You gotta smell for me.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I would say fake tanner, but that I'm seriously you
should walk down and kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm gonna go with worst, and I'm gonna say dog poo, Yeah,
dog poo.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Number ten on my list. Tose smell.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I'm gonna put it in best, but it may be
in worse, but I'm gonna go with best smell in
the world.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Gasoline.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
People love gasoline.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Smell of gas.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Gasoline not make my list, I'm sorry, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
I'm gonna go with worst. Okay, and you probably notice
how my eyebrows are basically perfect because beauty does not
come without pain. And lately I've been doing a process
called quafting, where you burn the edges of your eyebrows
like a sinjaction. But the smell of burning hair, Oh,
it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I only get that when I lean over a candle
on accident.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, so I'm gonna say burnt hair.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Smell burns hair number six on my worst Smells list.
Back to Alexis, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Actually, food I don't really like, but the one time
I'm tempted to eat it is when I smell it
and that's bake worse smell like it says bacon.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
In the top ten. It's a big list, Brook, You
gotta get this right to stay in it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay, I'm going best and I'm just thinking of sense
that you'd see in shampoos and lotions. Show me lavender, lavin.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Don't that means Jeffrey is one Today's edition of plenty
of twenty. Some of the smells you guys missed from
the best list movie theater popcorn is there at number four.
Crisp fall air or a wood burning fireplace was not lavender,
but vanilla made the list. Fresh cut grass with seven,
new car smell, freshly made bread, and pumpkin spice. The
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worst smells you guys missed skunk, spray, sewage, garbage, juice
like at the bottom of the trash bin. Show me
vomit at seven. Spoiled milk and rotten fish was number nine.
That was fun brutal.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
You should have gone with the good smells last.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
We should have ended. We're all like stink face.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
I get to choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna
be singing about a good smell. Roses Hey by outcast.
I'm gonna give it to Josey.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I mean, I shouldn't be excited for this song. I
know you'd like to thank yo.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Poo.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Don't stang, but lean a little bit close to see
roses rarely smell like poo.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
That was your shock collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
At this point, there's a weird holiday for literally.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Everything, I mean seriously, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Like National pickle Day, National sneeze dramatically and then blame
it on the weather day, National talk like a pirate
during your job interview day during.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The interview that's different than regular talk like a pirate day.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Yeah, what are you weaknesses that be making your timbers give?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Oh you're the interviewer.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, but today today, though, I can't believe it, it
just happens to be national. Go around the room with
your co workers and tell them exactly what you've been
doing in your personal life in broadcasted on the radio. Day.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wow, wenesday?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
What are the odd.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
No, not the pirates unless we want to open so
we can do it a brand new.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Me?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Heart ease coming up right now? It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. And if my clothes say do not
machine wash or tumble dry, that translates to I will
literally never wash this thing ever. Just being honest, because
that's what this segment is all about, just a group
of weirdos honestly telling you what's on our minds. We're
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gonna start it off with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's funny you talk about clothes because I went back
to school shopping over the weekend with the kid. Yes,
and we do the physical mall. We hit up the stores.
We have a great time. But there's one store in
particular that just shook me. Maybe is the right word.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
The Tesla Store.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Oh yeah, picked up our.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Kid's new robots.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
We walked into Zoomies. You guys, you know Zoomies. It's
like it's like, yeah, it's like the nineties skater whatever,
and all of a sudden, at least fifteen employees are
on us and they're all cool, you know, yeah, they're
there to help you. And it feels like there's fifteen
personal shoppers who are constantly oh not harassing, I won't
(11:45):
say that, because they were very lovely, just handing you
clothes after clothes, after clothes. I mean it's going so
fast from different people that there's no time to check price, text,
wheezers on the radio. Things are getting thrown over dressing
room doors, and then every time you take accepting, one
of them will yell at number. It'll be like seventy four,
and then you'll hear all throughout the store. I don't
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know what the code is. Maybe the code was for
a sucker mom in the back who's about to spend
a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Seen anyone have this experience on a zoom.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You haven't been in lately.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I have not, because it absolutely worked.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, I spent a lot of money. My kids are
looking like ninety skaters. Now, you're the.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Coolest kids ever being bullied. Yeah, Jose, what's been on
your mind?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
So last weekend I went to Vegas with my bros.
And there was one thing on my mind to dominate
sports gambling.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
All right.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I brought more money than I've ever brought down to Vegas. Okay,
so depending on a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Super risky, super dumb stuff, because that's the only way
to win big.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You get the biggest ads. It's like, yeah, ten thousand wound.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
That this guy's gonna pick his nose.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's very, very unlikely, and you're gonna lose all your money.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
You would think, Brooks.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
But after two days, I'm down a lot thousands of
dollars to go up.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
So anyway, I'm all my way.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
To the airport and I get a little buzz on
my phone.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Oh, I just want I just want one of my beads. Huh,
that's got a random And then on the plane I
checked the app.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Another win.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh my god, I won four?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
What what?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Then I'm in the par home. I'm watching a game.
I need one miracle to happen for a parlay to hit,
and that parlay hits.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Get out.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I just won two thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Back into my account means two things.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I'm still down money overall.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Okay, I still lost a lot of money, but.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I learned I can win in Vegas. I just can't
be in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Give your sound money. That doesn't mean you came out
of winning.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Oh, brook I just said I want two thousand dollars.
She's not listening. So successful Vegas trip, baby.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
It's.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Actually being one. What's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I had to face my nightmare over the weekend of
public confrontation. Oh waits out a concert and I was
in like the pit area, so general admission standing room,
you know, And I'm there with my friend and we're
in a spot like.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Close to the front. When this drunk girl shows up.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
She lets me know I have taken the spot of
her five friends who are.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Coming back now the general admission standing spot. Okay, that
doesn't work like that.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
So I literally just blake stared at her, and I
just didn't know what to say. So then that's what
she decides to make it a group thing, and she
yells to everybody that these two girls are not where
they're supposed to be and we need to get out now.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Now you have a whole group of people turning against.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Staring at us, but nobody nobody helps us.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
So nobody stands up. It's your generation and you're all
the same exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And then that's what she pushes forward her boyfriend's mom
and she's like, you can deal with Linda is making
a point to the grind on me so that she
can prove her spot in where she should be. I
am against linda boyfriend. This random lady and this is
before the show starts. Everybody has come on. What so uncomfortable?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
The show starts to get dark. I'm like, how are they?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
God?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
She disappears because her friends don't come shock her.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Twenty minutes later, in the middle of the show, I
feel the top on my shoulder and I turn her
ound and she's like, I just want to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
And I was like, ohe the original girl original.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She's like, I really am a girl's girl, and I'm
sorry I called you those mean names.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You are not a girl?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Did?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
She run her ound and apologize to everybody.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
She's just hugging here with you.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We are best friends.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Now get your number.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You guys are hanging out next week.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
From now on, I'm buying a seat at a concert.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I can't fight the fight these people over. At least
maybe I need more. Yeah, all right, Jeffrey one's on
your mind.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Over the weekend, I hit my usual hangout spots, the
gas station.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh you love yourself a gas station.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
But this time I wasn't there for pleasure. This time
I was just there for businesss. No picking up some
spritzers and some sortid cocktails for myself to take home.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
You could go to regular.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Literally, they have the margarettas in the cans there. It's high,
high quality stuff. So I'm standing in line to pay,
and I noticed this normal looking girl is ahead of me.
She's trying to buy two bottles of water, and she
is struggling to do it. Okay, she's scanning her phone.
It's being rejected over and over and I could see
her stress. So my inner good Jeff kicked in. Good Jeff,
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you know the opposite of the bad Jeff who forced
an eighty old woman to baggle my groceries last week.
The good Jeff came forward. I stepped up and I
said to the girl, Hey, can I buy your stuff?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Moment.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I love how you're telling this story too.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
And the girl looks at me with this huge, grateful smile.
She's like almost crying, and she's.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Like, are you serious?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Oh my god, thank you so much. And she turns
to the cash here and says, forty dollars on pump
number five PM, And I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Gas and water?
Speaker 8 (17:20):
I'm a speechless. I couldn't believe the little coons on
this girl.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
And then when she asked for twenty bucks cash back.
I told her. I was like, hey, this is overstepping.
I mean, I'm gonna let you have it, but just
so you know, this is going way too far. So
I got taken at the gas station. Lisa didn't spend
two grand at Zuomie. So that's what's on our mind.
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You can text into seven eight five nine two tell
us what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I
made the mistake of asking our listeners to text into
seven eight and share what's been on their mind. Now
it's time to reap what I've sown, So here we go.
First text says, just sitting in my coffee truck waiting
(18:09):
for people to need their morning wake me up. I
love you, guys, probably more than someone should love total stranger.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Have the coffee truck here, pull out. Are you talking
Alexis's love language or what?
Speaker 11 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Marking that number down as should seek professional health. Forward
that to our supervisor. Another text that seven eight five
nine two says, good morning, Jose. I just want you
to know that I love watching your food review. Tiktoks
it always looks so delicious. Sometimes I even get up
close to the screen, close my eyes and pretend you're
feeding it to me.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Now they're taking it in exactly how I want it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's like you're over the air makeout sessions.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Yeah, you totally healthy behavior. And one more text says,
I had the wildest dream the other night about meeting
you guys, which was awesome, But I embarrassed myself because
in the dream I was so enamored by Jeffrey. I
was just staring at him in wonder and giggling at
all his jokes. Damn, I better not be actually that
way when I show up to his house for Kimberly.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I like, how you think Jeffrey's going to deliver you
jokes when you show up at his house?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Yeah, he's going to be so awkward and marking that
one down as only sane person to text in. Also
check ringcam later tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, a little surprise.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
He's just like nobody else saw you, right.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Secret Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
They say one person's trash is another person's treasure. Yeah,
and that also applies to the dating world in some way.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Think about that weird guy you ghosted after you know,
a few months, the one who burts sold out at
the restaurant had set off the fire alarm, and then
when he coughed, three teeth came up and they weren't
even his.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
They weren't his.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Thing is you dodged that bullet and that tooth?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Apparently?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
But did you ever wonder who tried dating that guy
after me? And what unfortunate person had it after that?
Those women might be on the phone right now. Oh
and they had an even worse experience than you did.
I don't know, and find out if maybe some of
(20:34):
your old mistakes made the cut in a brand new
Battle of the Tinder Dates that's happening right after this
hopeless one.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Dating app Then there's right. The question is whose love
life is more tragic?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It's Battle of Dates. It's the dating game show that
just invented a new vibrating love seat called the couch
potates Oh today with Battle of the Tinder Dame, where
two of our listeners go head to head to find
out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll explain
the rules in just a second, but first let's meet
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today's contestants in this corner. Her wildest celebrity fantasy is
hopping into a bubble bath and playing with Ernie's rubber
ducky while Bert holds the camera. That's why she's known
as Sesame Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
You're the one in.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
The other corner. She flirts exclusively using Harry Potter spells
and charms.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh my god, all of these kids of.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
A that's how to get into her chamber of secrets.
Alma Laura. Hey, guys, here's how the game works. One
contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst date stories.
Then the other will try and counter with the nightmare
story of their and we're going back and forth to
three rounds here until we declare a winner. We're going
to start things off with Sesame Stephanie. Let's go.
Speaker 12 (22:07):
Okay, So, like I was with the guy at a
bar who said he had a game for us to
play while we were sitting there, Like like I thought
it was like a card game, right.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, yes, sounds fun, right normal?
Speaker 12 (22:16):
But no, he wanted us to take turns guessing the
weight of people around us.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Oh my god, And how do you win that? Do
you have to go? Ask the person the part.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
He would literally go over to them and he'd be like,
excuse me, but my date thinks you weigh two thirty.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Is you actually guessed?
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Well, of course, I guess. I'm not gonna sit there
and not play.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I feel like she's only bitter because she lost.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Probably can you count?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Listen. I met a guy who told me he wanted
to go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
On our first day, on your first day.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
On the first day, I was like, are you crazy?
Speaker 11 (22:59):
He was like, no Ah, come on, let's do it.
And I was like, okay, sure, whatever adventure guy.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
He bought the tickets.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
For us, and I met him at the airport.
Speaker 12 (23:10):
And guess what what I saw him at the airport.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
He was being handcuffed and apparently he's not allowed on
a plane for another seven years.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Woo.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
I have no clue. I just threw off.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Use your ticket to Vegas? Went No, I don't think
she took off on the plane off the airport.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Yes, yeah, on around too. So Stephanie, we're back to you.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
So this guy invited me to a baseball game and
we ended up driving.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
But we didn't go to a stadium like.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
We went to a field like near a park. And
I was like like I was confused and like a
little nervous too, And then he said, well, we're gonna
go watch.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
A little vague game was his kid plane.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
All six of his kids were playing.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, he's like left, center, and right. Those are the
only ones that aren't mine.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Hey, kids, me, your new mom, Alimoor and Laura that
he just turned enough, can you keep up?
Speaker 9 (24:15):
So I went on a date at a plus one
to a wedding, okay, and when it was like super
quiet during one of the speeches, my date pass gas
like super loud.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
To the point that everyone looked at us and jerk,
blame it on men.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
We're going to our third and final round here. We
need your best stories, ladies, So Stephanie, give it to us.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
We went to an Italian restaurant and I ordered spaghetti
and he asked if we could like qt do the
lady in tramp things.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh god, yeah, oh god, this is gonna get all
over your top.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
Right, But I was like, okay, it's kind of cute,
like it's kind of gross. Okay, yeah, my clothes.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
But I'd already been drinking.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Wine, so I was like, sure, why not buying it
he got I guess he got a whiff of pepper
or something. Needs pasta sauce all over my seat.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That is also his worst day ever.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
That's terrible. This is your last chance?
Speaker 11 (25:36):
Wow that Wow?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Okay, don't give up?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
All right?
Speaker 12 (25:42):
So I went out with a super big guy, like
a gym rapped through and we go back to his
place and he opens.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
The door and the floor is covered in legos.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
In legos, legos, yes, freeware?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is he like a lego maniac guy?
Speaker 10 (26:00):
No?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
I thought you had kids, you know, Like I asked him.
I was like, do you have kids? Why you didn't
tell me.
Speaker 12 (26:04):
He's like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
I put those legos down on purpose to build toughness.
And I'm like what.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Everyone walk over?
Speaker 9 (26:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
He man proceeds to take off his shoes and he
literally walk over to the kitchen like you open like
an injured animal.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
You know.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
He's like, by the way, don't go to the bathroom.
There's hot holes on the.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
What match final bell means it's over? We need to
score this.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Alexis who wins Stephanie for the sneezing pasta.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
You got one for Stephanie Brooke.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, the six kids in the spaghetti sneeze, Stephanie, for sure, that's.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Decided to Congratulations Sesame Stephanie, very exciting. You're proud of
your sat dat you did it. Congratulations. That was battle
of the tender dates we got your phones have coming.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.
At some point you decide that you want to go home.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay, yeah, your spouse.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Says, I want to stay out a little more.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh yeah, so you just leave.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Well, you leave, sure, and you let them stay and
they don't come home till the next morning.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
What yes, schedule?
Speaker 8 (27:18):
You probably have a few questions for them. Thankfully, the
police are about to call you and fill you in
on the blanks and tell you what really happened after
you left the party. At least that's what happens in
this joke. When we do a.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Phone Tapny, jeff right.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
You can decide it's happening right now. Hello, Hi, I'm
looking for Nicole Mark.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
This is she.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Mark?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I didn't call you by accident. We had to report
recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.
I assume you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
I do not.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I don't a key party.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
So you're laughing already you think this is funny.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.
I guess because I don't know what a key party is.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
It's not a little bit guilty to me already.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I just answered the phone, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I don't. I'm just reading you as i'm reading you.
But you know, key parties, you throw your keys in
a bucket or a hat, tops start coming off, you
take home a new friend, that type of thing.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what
that was called. Okay, but you really, I really know
you have the wrong person because I don't do that.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
My husband and I don't do that.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
So right, when you were in college, did you major
in acting or are you just an expert at BS?
Because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party at
the residents three houses down from you.
Speaker 12 (29:03):
Yes, yes, we were there.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Okay, so you admit you attended the party.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We were there at a party which was not a
key party, at least when I was there.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
I must have been one of the people who snuck
out the back when we showed up.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
At nine thirty because I needed to get home earlier
than my husband.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?
Speaker 10 (29:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
No, not at all.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
This was just a regular party.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
There were no keys.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I do not know what you are talking about here.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
I already have it on tape.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I don't know what you're doing here.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
I already have it on tape. You admitting that you
were there.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, I was there, but there were.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
No keys, okay, And your husband was there. You said,
what time did he get home that night?
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Well, actually he didn't.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
He would ha aha.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What he drank too much in a neighborhood party, No
big deal, that's funny.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
And his mugshot says different mugshot.
Speaker 12 (30:05):
What are you even talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He came home the next morning.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Apparently after you left. At some point, the party got
out of control and a furry lama was looking to
pleasure a frisky bumble bit and let me just say
more than his stinger was out. Oh my god, it's
all the report.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan
has parties like that. You must have the wrong house
or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
No, we caught your husband being carried out the front
door like a baby by one of your neighbors. His
name was a check It says Brad Brad Well. Neither
one had pants on.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So you're telling me that actually happens that my husband
and Brad were pantless after this.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just letting
you know. Both of them were charged, along with some
of the other perverted guests and attendance.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Chance it.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Oh he didn't tell you a comers of the police station.
I don't. I'm just saying I'm speculating here. He's probably
a little bit embarrassed by his actions.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Embarrassed, and.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
You're talking about to me.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal, like
you were saying, wasn't illegal. Look, I'm just I'm an officer.
I have a job to do, but personally, you know,
when my badge comes off, I'll let you know. I'm
a big boy and I do whatever I want.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
I don't even know what to say to you.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.
Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure
out the words.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You want the address, donor I'm not going to arrest anybody.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
I just want to come as a participant rather than
a police officer.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded. Right now,
I work.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Out what you're talking about.
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Right now, you need to get off my.
Speaker 8 (32:04):
Phone talking about your husband, Micah setting you up for
a prank call. That's what this.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Is, setting me up for a just just say prank call.
Speaker 8 (32:14):
I did. Now you're listening because my real name is
Jeff from the radio show of Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. This is a phone tell I told you Joy,
you don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't
know that either. He just said that he ended up
crashing at your friend's place. The other night and thought
(32:35):
we could mess with you.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
Oh, Micah, Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is he Oh he's in more trouble now than if
he did get arrested.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits
in that closet anywhere?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Halloween and he pulls.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
The stinger out for special occasions?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Wake up every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
In the morning, you know you've had a good night
out if the person you were with wakes up the
next morning still thinking about you. Oh, it's so cute.
I know that happens for me because the next morning
I'm staring at them through the bedroom window, so they
have to think about me. Oh, that's not the way,
jeff It's a guarantee. Okay for one of our listeners,
(33:26):
I'm not sure his strategy worked the way that he
wonted because he left his date with a gift that
she needed to open up the next day. Okay, you'll
hear what it was and how it possibly backfired on
him in your brand new Second Date Update, Next Second
Date Update Date the best advice Brooke ever gotten Radio.
(33:50):
I know this because Brooke mentioned it after she heard
it at a radio conference, but it was be your
authentic self.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I hate that piece of advice. What else are you
supposed to be? Just the you and it'll all work out?
Said no one ever. Okay, it doesn't actually work that.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Way, all right, And that's Brooks authentic self right there,
just showing her anger and aggression. He put it right
out on the earth.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It can be your authentic self and make a name
for yourself. Is if you're a nepo baby, there's a
lot more work that is involved that does make you.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Okay, cut the music, cut the music. Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Remember, just want me.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
To go on about this because it really shaps my heart.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
We've got enough of the authentic you. I think the
same advice I would think would apply to romance though,
to just be yourself, right, I guess, because seriously, too
many people are putting up fronts when they're trying to
impress love interests on dates, when actually it's probably a
lot better for you to just drop the act and
be who you really are.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah, meaning like.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
For me, I wouldn't say I love hiking exactly when
I go on one.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Hike every ten years.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
Yes, that's you sticking true to you, and apparently that's
what one of our listeners, Dirk, is all about, staying
true to his real self and finding someone it's similar
interests in hobbies as him, which is awesome to hear. So, Dirk,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Sorry about that hard intro there. I'm glad you are
who you are.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
Do you do you believe her when she.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Says I believe that?
Speaker 8 (35:14):
No, I'm asking, does Dirk believe you?
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I believe you.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
I do.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, Jerk and I are on the same page.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
He's terrified of you. So Dirk, let's us move on.
Tell us what's the name of this woman and where
did you meet her?
Speaker 11 (35:27):
So I'm calling about a lady named Michelle. Okay, and
we met at a volunteer charity event.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
That's I mean, already you have some shared interest because
you're both there supporting the same cause.
Speaker 11 (35:39):
Right yeah. Yeah, it was the Young Republicans for grass Change.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Oh that's good, Brooke, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I thought it was like a charity. That is a
charity political movement. It's different.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Okay, Brooke, can you please.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Helping people in need?
Speaker 5 (35:55):
You know they're.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Helping didn't need.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
It's grassroots that doesn't mean, Okay, Brook is anti grass now,
so I'm sorry about that, Dirk. Keep going. You met
at this political party shared events.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
The look. I was just there doing some networking and
that's where I met Michelle and we started chatting, and
I just felt like an.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Action, awesome, great? What did you guys do?
Speaker 11 (36:23):
Just nothing out of the ordinary, I would say. You know,
we spent a few hours talking at the bar. We
talked about issues that we care about. You know, obviously,
you know she was going through some difficulties with her job.
You know, she's a little frustrated. Yeah, and so you
know I tried to give her sort of like a
like an impromptu you know, like a pep talk about
(36:44):
him knocking her inner greatness unlocking?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Is that the last self help book you read?
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Wow? Like it?
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Right? I do?
Speaker 7 (36:52):
Like when I go on the internet and you scroll
and you see one of those speeches for like thirty seconds, it's.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Like you can do it?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Take on the day.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm like, yes I can.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm like, you don't know me.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
So fake?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
In general, what a nice.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Gesture for somebody to do to someone who's clearly struggling
with their job, to like offer some words of encouragement.
That must feel good for her.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I'm actually I'm a professional motivational speaker. That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You were working while on your day head. Did she
have the response you were hoping for?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Yeah, I mean it was towards the end of the date,
and it looked like maybe she was just getting tired anyways,
and thinking about her job is never fun. So we
kind of decided to like wrap it there, so I figured,
you know, i'd walk her.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So she called the date she wanted it to be
over after the motivational speech.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
I don't think right after. I think it was just
already kind of feeling like it's towards the end of
the night anyways.
Speaker 13 (37:43):
Okay, okay, I might have overdone it a little bit
because when we did go outside, we were walking to
her car, and there were some kids on skateboards, you know,
and I try to give them some motivational advice to
the young.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
On the fly, just shouting motivational quote.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
I said, like, you you are your own skate ramp
to success.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh God, all right, up in the back down again.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
A little surprised that didn't run over and try and
beat you up. This is in the middle of the night.
But it.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Flip you the bird.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
And but how did you leave it with you? And Michelle?
Speaker 11 (38:19):
Well, when I dropped her off, I did her a
little keepsake.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh oh no, what did you give her?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Well?
Speaker 11 (38:26):
I had written down some inspirational quote.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh, can you share one of the things you wrote
down with her?
Speaker 11 (38:32):
One of them was tomorrow is always bigger than today.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Oh I don't know what that means, but.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
The sun will come out tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yes, yeah, Well that's a quote from a song. You
can't steal that. We're gonna get sued. I mean that's
a nice gesture to be, like, I'm here to support
you and help you out right, if.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Anybody did their job that much on a date, like,
it doesn't matter what joab It's like, it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, unsolicited advice is always a little touchy for people.
But I understand his sentiment. I think that he was
trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
I think, yeah, press her a little bit, because like,
how often do you meet someone who like is a
motivational speaker.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
But there's a time and a place.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
Yeah, you know, I might have been just a little
bit nervous. Just went back to what I know how
to do.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, I mean if she says that's a reason, can
you turn it off next time?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
But what can you stop being who you are?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
You know, about a bad day, not have to hear
positively he's like on.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It sounds like he's on all the time.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
And like I said, I was nervous. What did you
hear about that? Lady?
Speaker 8 (39:32):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I'm asking if you could be all relaxed.
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Okay, maybe you should relax a little bit on him.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I mean he called to figure out what was wrong,
and that may have been we may think what turned
her off.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yeah, how long has it been since the date happened.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
It's been like a week and a half.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Do you know if she read your motivational quotes?
Speaker 11 (39:51):
I don't know. I told her to read him in
the morning, but she didn't read. I don't know. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Maybe she's just waiting for tomorrow to call you. Yeah,
says tomorrow has always been bigger. Yeah, you never actually
get to tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
You know.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
That could have been a little bit confusing to her.
So maybe she'll pick up the phone and we can
clear it all up and motivate her to greatness. Yes,
we're going to ride the escape ramp to success of
the second date update it right after this hold on
second Date update. I was going to read some inspirational
(40:23):
quotes to motivate my co host to have a great
part too, but I'm not sure they can take any
more inspiration.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I have been over inspired, not surprised.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
After we heard from Dirk about his first date with Michelle,
where his natural self came out and his natural self
is being a positive motivational speaker. He tried to give
some encouraging words to Michelle about her job, which she
was complaining about. He shouted some affirmations at some skateboarding teens,
even handed Michelle a little piece of paper with handwritten
(40:57):
quotes designed to lift her spirits. And despite all those
good vibes and good intentions, Michelle has been avoiding him.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh maybe he forgot to put the last one call
me back as the motivational.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
That is possible. Sometimes you need to really spell it out.
Dirky didn't put that in your motivational quotes.
Speaker 11 (41:16):
That was not one of them.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Now, okay, maybe add it for next time.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Have you ever heard from other people in your life
like on a personal level, maybe you overdo it with motivation.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
I'll be honest, I don't have a ton of friends,
so you know, I would say like that is not
something I've heard all that often. But a lot of
people also don't know that much about.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Me, So yeah, there's not a lot of time to
make friends when you're busy inspiring the world.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't know that we know a lot about you
other than the motivational stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's actually all we know.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, but that's still a positive thing. Like if a
guy start going through a motivational speech, you're not gonna
be like.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Shut up, right, he's trying some context.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Hopefully not on a date. I'm just praying that Michelle
picks up the phone and gets us some answers here,
because he deserves that, right, Alexis, Yes, right, did you
even listen to what I said?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
There? Something? We're calling her?
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Okay, yeah, you go, let's style her number. Hopefully she
picks up here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to
speak with Michelle.
Speaker 11 (42:27):
Yeah, this is Michelle.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Hey Michelle, Uh, not sure if you're ready for this,
but you're on a radio show right now called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Hey, Michelle, we're good morning. Okay, that was such an
annoyed sigh. We get it.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
We're already awake. Yeah, it may not be.
Speaker 8 (42:46):
Sorry, I know it's early. So we're just hoping to
make this really quick with you because we're doing a
segment called a second Date Update.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
Okay, okay, I don't.
Speaker 8 (42:57):
Know if you're familiar, but it's where we try to
help out our listeners who gone out with somebody recently
and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah. Sure, Oh you have heard.
Speaker 8 (43:06):
Okay, you're familiar.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
Yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 8 (43:10):
All right, you want me to speed it up? I see.
So we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners
named Dirk, who you met up with recently.
Speaker 10 (43:18):
Oh god, okay, o god, I'd love.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
To hear how your date went.
Speaker 11 (43:25):
It was kind of weird, I guess, Okay, weird in
what way? I mean, like we just went to a
bar and stuff, but.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Like, yeah, we heard, I mean, just to recap what
we know about it so far. Yeah, we heard. You
went to a bar, you talked a lot about your
shared interests, you opened up to you about your job
being a little rough recently, and then he walked you
home through a park by some skateboarding teens.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
Yeah, did he tell you that he yelled at said skateboarders.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Yeah, that did come up.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
He said.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
He said that he shouted some affirmations maybe at not
being Yeah, something about the skate ramp of life.
Speaker 8 (44:04):
Yeah, what did you think about that?
Speaker 10 (44:06):
I mean he told me that he was like a
motivational speaker or something like that. But like, these were
just like random kids. It was kind of like all putting,
you know, at the end of the day that was
already kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Yeah, but they are skateboarding, so you could tell their
life's kind of on a deathboard traject.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Skateboarding is a valid hobby, just like any other hobby.
Speaker 8 (44:26):
Okay, name one skateboarder who went on to do great things, Tony. Yeah,
he's still he's retired, didn't do anything anyway. Sorry, we're
not getting sidetracked with the values of skateboarding. Back to Dirk. Yeah,
and you what did you think about him yelling all
the motivational quotes at them?
Speaker 10 (44:44):
I mean, I get it, he said it's like his
job and stuff. But like he said, he doesn't do
it that much. I was like, yeah, you kind of
do it was like, I mean you already try to
motivate me, and now you're talking to like these kids
that are just skateboarding. And then he's like, only have
like one client right now anyways, And I'm like, okay, well,
are you like coaching like a CEO or like what's
the deal? I'm like yeah, and he was like I'm
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the client right now.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
What.
Speaker 10 (45:09):
I was like, you have one client? And he was
like no, it's like me, like I wake up, I
talk to myself in the mirror, like I record them,
Like the motivational speeches are really helping me.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So he motivates himself every morning and he considers himself
his own client.
Speaker 10 (45:23):
Yeah no, like you know, I was like, I'm a
great client to myself right now.
Speaker 8 (45:26):
And what an ultimate client? That's ultimate job security. You
know that you're not going anywhere.
Speaker 10 (45:32):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
I was like fine.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
I was like I get it, like maybe you're just
quirky or some like I don't I don't know.
Speaker 11 (45:37):
And I was like, can you just.
Speaker 10 (45:39):
Tone it down? And I'm like he dropped me off
and like wrote a bunch of quotes downs for me
when I was in the bathroom, and then like I
like just like he left, and I just sat there like,
was I just like punked? I was like, did I
not understand like what he was saying?
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Okay, maybe you weren't reading the quotes the right way
and you need to hear them spoken directly by Dirk
because he is on the other line right now waiting
to talk to you and inspire. No way, that's how
this works there.
Speaker 11 (46:06):
Yes, I love Michelle, Oh hi.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Business like.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
It makes me a little sad to hear that you
didn't have a good time.
Speaker 10 (46:15):
And do not get it though, Like, are you actually
your own client or am I confused?
Speaker 11 (46:21):
Yes? I am a motivational speaker. At the current moment,
I am my only client.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
But I like what am I do with that?
Speaker 8 (46:30):
I think maybe dirty's a little confused, because how can
you call yourself a professional motivational speaker if you don't
actually speak to anybody else except yourself, if you.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Don't get paid. I think that's a part of professional.
You could be aspiring motivational speaker. That's a good Maybe
an aspiring motivational speaker.
Speaker 11 (46:49):
Well I did. I did have two clients in the past.
They were paying clients, but they could not afford my rates. Oh,
which is why I had to drop them.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Okay, so you charge a lot on top of.
Speaker 10 (46:59):
All this, but you can pay for your own rate,
like you can afford yourself.
Speaker 11 (47:03):
Yeah, I have a good deal works out with myself.
Speaker 8 (47:06):
Okay, Okay, that's friends and family discount.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
There.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Do you have another job? Uh?
Speaker 11 (47:12):
This is currently my main focus. I am writing a
book about my experience.
Speaker 10 (47:19):
Of coaching yourself.
Speaker 8 (47:21):
What's the title of your book?
Speaker 11 (47:22):
I'm writing two books. First book to be called starts
with Yourself.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
Starts with Yourself, and.
Speaker 11 (47:30):
Then the second book is if you can't say it
to the mirror, who could you say it to? And
there's no way you?
Speaker 8 (47:40):
Why are you feeling so inspired by what he says
right now?
Speaker 6 (47:43):
Else?
Speaker 10 (47:44):
Can you not stop?
Speaker 1 (47:45):
We kind of talked to Dirk about that already, like,
maybe tone it down a little bit, Dirk, and show
her other sides of you outside of the motivational speaker part.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Impress in other ways.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like who are you?
Speaker 6 (47:56):
You know?
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Like what do you love to do? What do you
care about?
Speaker 11 (48:00):
I love motivating people to be the best way.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Okay, well I'm pretty motivated to get off the phone now.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Yeah, what about Jeff? I don't like that we're all
giving up on Dirk for trying to be himself.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
But I don't think he's trying to be himself. I
think that's the problem, Jeff. He's trying to be a
version of himself that he wants to be. He's not
being who he is, right Like, if you're on all
the time, you're not being your authentic self. That's the
title of my new book, really long title.
Speaker 8 (48:31):
Well, Dirk, you have some competition in the a literary
world coming up with Brooks here. But I still like
to get you another date. I mean, I know this
is a long shot, but we would offer to pay
for a second date for you, Michelle with Dirk if
you're willing to give him another chance.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
And you said you liked him outside of that, right
outside of the too many inspirations?
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Let me ask this, do you guys think that you
would feel safe in a room alone with him at
this point after learning all this, Like, I.
Speaker 8 (48:56):
You should ask that question to yourself in the mirror
second book.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, look at you already read the book?
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Is freaking not. It's like, no, I'm sure I'll read
about him in the news one day, but I'm out.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Yes, that's one of the most inspiring leaders that this
country has ever seen.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
I think he's the opposite of dangerous. But yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (49:15):
Don't, Dirk, it's sounding like it's a no from Michelle.
Do you have any last words for her? Anything to
motivate her or us or our listeners inspire us.
Speaker 11 (49:23):
It's okay, just look in the mirror. It starts with you.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Yep. I like that.
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Okay, that's that's good. So it wasn't the best match
this time, Dirk, but you keep at it, and there's
definitely gonna be a woman out there who appreciates a
little bit of motivation in their life.
Speaker 11 (49:37):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
So, Okay, I think the key there is a little bit,
a little bit of.
Speaker 8 (49:41):
A microscopic amount of motivation.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
That's what we need to leave with, Dirk.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (49:47):
We crushed the spirits of a motivational speaker in one
second day update. Amazing.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
If we were going to do it, it was.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
Looking Jeffrey in the morning. I don't do this often,
but text into seventy five nine too. If you want
to hire a young, aspiring motivational speaker whose rates are
astronomically high, because he has plenty of availability to take
you on a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
He can only afford to hire himself. Yeah, you know what,
I bet we're going to be flooded with skateboarders who
are really looking to good skateboard analogies to be.
Speaker 8 (50:20):
Affirmed by motivation one hundred percent. And I'm sure you do.
You get what you pay for, just like when you
email us for free help with your data.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
That is the truth there.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
Sure we will call that person who's not calling you back.
Will we actually help though, question.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Mark, We'll try.
Speaker 8 (50:38):
That is a promise.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I mean this is an a for effort type of
show one percent.
Speaker 8 (50:42):
And Brook, I know your kind of anti motivation, but
can you say something to inspire people to subscribe to
our podcast?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, it's also free.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
Yeah there you find it online if you're not there already,
hit that subscribe button and check it out at Brook.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
And Jeffrey Brook and check in the morning.
Speaker 8 (51:01):
Laser Stories in just a minute. But first we've got
food news. It's broken chest in the morning and it's
out of the snack world. This is big because normally
whenever a popular chip company launches a new flavor, they
like to do it as like a limited time trial run.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah, if people like it and they actually make money.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
Right, see how the public reacts. But Dorito's isn't doing that.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh, they're just going all in.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
They're so confident that their new flavor is going to
be a huge success they're already making it a permanent
staple in their lineup.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
That's pretty risky.
Speaker 8 (51:37):
They say it's it's so good, it's going to be
the next cool Ranch flavor. Whoa, they're saying that before
it's even launched, before it hits store shelves. What's their
big mega flavor idea? It's called Dorito's Golden Siachash.
Speaker 14 (51:56):
They look like regular Doritos, incept Instead of being like orange,
they're bright gold in color, and they're covered in golden
powder that comes off of your fingers gets all over
your clothes, just.
Speaker 8 (52:09):
Like the normal stuff. But instead of like nacho cheese
or cool ranch, it tastes like spicy, yet sweet and
tangy scha sauce.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Immediately this Trito's first hot chip they've had.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
The spicy.
Speaker 8 (52:25):
Specifically is so good is the hot flavor right now?
And I love this quote about it. They say, to
achieve the authentic seracha taste, the chip doesn't contain any
artificial flavors. However, it does have some artificial flavoring.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Isn't that wait, firs.
Speaker 8 (52:45):
Just artificial flavor it. Just put it in your mouth,
don't question it.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Naturally fluorescent yellowish.
Speaker 8 (52:57):
And if you want proof of how great this is,
just wait till our technical director Ashton goes on a
thirty day golden chimings.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Hey he's a golden boy.
Speaker 8 (53:09):
You're a hero, Ashton. Laser Stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's finally giving kids a high
protein breakfast cereal with Kellogg's frosted beef jerky Osha.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Salty.
Speaker 8 (53:29):
It's about time those six year olds ditch all the
sugar and get on the carnivore diet. With Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other herky jerkys just don't. This first laser story
is out of Scandinavia. Remember the Matt Damon movie We
Bought a Zoo?
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Oh yeah, I never saw it. Was it good?
Speaker 8 (53:52):
It's about a zoo? Yeah, I get it, but this
would have been a fun subplot. A zoo in Denmark
is in the news after asking people to donate their
pets so they can feed them to the lions and
other apex predators.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
This has got to be fake.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
It's real.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
The Alborg Zoo made the appeal on their Facebook recently,
saying quote, did you know that you can donate smaller
pets to us? And they're not talking about sick pets.
They only accept healthy ones.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
They don't have the tigers and lions to get sick too.
Speaker 8 (54:26):
No, that'd be bad for business. As you can imagine,
people are losing their minds on social media because what
kind of absolute villain would willingly donate their cat or
dog for something like that?
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Man, I'm hoping it's like chickens. No, like lizards. Yeah, sure,
you'd be right.
Speaker 8 (54:44):
Turns out cats and dogs are not a part of this.
According to the zoo's website, they only accept pet rabbits, chickens,
guinea pigs, and small horses.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
I mean, at least the zoo animals know that the
pets were humanly.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
It's cute.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
It's part of the life process. It's a cycle, you guys.
Speaker 8 (55:06):
True, and don't worry. They say your child's beloved bunny
will be gently euthanized before it's torn apart by a
wild animal.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
That's better.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
You want it to be alive when they put it.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
They explained that some big cats should really be eating
animals whole, fur and all, because it better simulates what
they'd actually eat out in the wild. True, and it's
a win win because nothing goes to waste.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Does anyone have a pet gazelle by chance?
Speaker 10 (55:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Is it my upbringing that I'm totally kind of on
board for this, you're wondering.
Speaker 8 (55:39):
Not everyone online thinks it's crazy. A handful of people
are defending the zoo, calling people soft and naive.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
I mean, I will say. I was at my best
friend's house in sixth grade. We were having a great
spaghetti dinner and I'm like, this is delicious? What is it?
And they're like, oh, we made it with lamb. And
then I looked outside and their pet Lamb was no
longer with that.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
That's not a lie. No, And you asked for a
tupperwareful of it to take home to your family too,
So that's fine.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
That's why they named the lamb Lamb Chop.
Speaker 8 (56:08):
I guess, oh wow, let's keep moving. We're gonna go
to our next laser story out of Canada. Last week,
a search and rescue team in British Columbia was called
to a remote area out in the woods after a
couple hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When officials arrived, the
team heard faint yelling and they closed in on the
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general area. Eventually they found out what was happening. A
man who was camping all alone was found not in distress,
but people may have thought he was because he was
singing his heart out to the trees, belting out Nickelback's
greatest hits. In fact, four rescuers entered the clearing right
(56:53):
when he was yelling.
Speaker 5 (56:54):
And this is how you reminded me yell.
Speaker 6 (56:59):
And.
Speaker 8 (57:01):
The first responders thanks to the hikers who called it in.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
Oh my god, just in case.
Speaker 8 (57:07):
Yeah, because you never know. But the search manager added,
and remember our services are always free, and the money
you save could be spent on singing lessons. Whoa yeah.
This next lazer story is out of cowcountry. In the
spring in Oregon, eleven cows were killed by wolves in
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a twenty day period. Oh no, and that is not okay.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
No, not with the ranchers on the farm.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
And now, if you donated your cow to a zoo
and they fed them to the animals. That'd be fine,
but this. Uh so, some people high up in the
tech sector heard about it and decided to do something.
They contacted the US Department of Agriculture, and now the
two sides are coming together to use special drones to
scare wolves away from livestock farms.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
WHOA, Okay, so they're just like flying low or something
in the drone scare.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Well, how does it work. The drones have thermal cameras
that seek out wolves lurking nearby in the darkness.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
Dude, I love those thermal videos. I think they're so cool.
Speaker 8 (58:09):
Coming in when they find one, a loud speaker blasts
alarming noises like fireworks, gunshots, and even people arguing from
famous movies.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
I don't know what we're yelling about.
Speaker 8 (58:22):
Because apparently the sound of human shouting confuses the animals
and they tend to run away.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Oh okay, what about the guy seeing nickelback?
Speaker 8 (58:31):
No wolves anywhere near here. The drones are also equipped
with loud music, including acdc's thunder Strike, and so they
tried it and after three months of testing, the results
are in. After having the drones monitor the livestock in
various areas across the country. Only two cows were killed
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over the next ninety days.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
That'll work until the wolves learn the thunder and then
they're just rocking out in their.
Speaker 8 (59:03):
Packs and the process is called wolf hazing, and they're
declaring that it works. Oh wow, you heard it here
first on laser stories. Let's go to your next laser story.
Out of Europe. There's a rural area in the mountains
of northern Italy where local farmers were beginning to get frustrated.
And it all started a few years back when a
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handful of influencers traveled there and posted pictures and videos
on their social media.
Speaker 4 (59:30):
I mean, that's whys is crazy and.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Toulum exactly Honestly, you read the first half of that
sentence and I immediately was like, oh, where is it?
I want to go.
Speaker 8 (59:39):
Yeah, that's the problem. After the influencers, then came the crowd.
First it was dozens, then hundreds, then thousands.
Speaker 5 (59:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
And I don't think that people are trying to ruin
the area, but they do.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
Yeah, I want to see that. So the villagers all
got together and they met multiple times trying to figure
out what to do, and their answer was turnstiles.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Like a human roundabout.
Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
They figured out a lot of tourist attractions can charge
admission and parking fees, so why shouldn't they be able
to profit off their picturesque countryside just.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
For going into the town. You have to go through
a gate and pay a fee.
Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
Any like scenic viewpoint, usually they'll put a turnstyle right
in front of it. It charges around six dollars to
access the instagrammable spot, and they can do it because
the land that they're passing through is technically private property.
So wait, what if you're a local A lot of
the times what it is If you've seen like there's
a lot of tiktoks about this, it's usually like somebody's
(01:00:44):
dock over a nice lake and there's just all these
tourists like storming the dock on some guy's private property.
So he puts a turnstyle there. They pay six dollars
which goes to him.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah, and the access the spot and then less tours
come and so then they start promoting it to get
it more tourists again.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
They can make more money again, and they influencers to
come take photos.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It're part of the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Now you're thinking Brook. So of course, this publicity and
exclusivity is just making influencers more interested, especially if they
can get a shot at these turnstiles. One person said,
people go where everyone else goes. We're just sheep.
Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Yeah, someone's like six dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
That's a steal.
Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
I mean tell that to this little guy because for
years he's been beaten making his own path right down
to the neighborhood foot walkers. Oh yeah, and he's gonna
make it there eventually. It's just kind of a long walk.
That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end
for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brook.
Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
It's August eighth. No it's not. It's August six. I
know a lot of unofficial holidays fall on this day.
It's National Wiggle your toes Day, it's farm worker Appreciation Day,
Balloons to Heaven Day, and if you do the math,
this was also the day Brooke's son, Alder was conceived.
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
No one does that.
Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
It's not his birthday, but it is his day of conception.
Bro do you want to share any memories from that
blissful afternoon where your husband cried in your arms.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
You don't want me to share the memories. Jeff is
a family friendly show.
Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Wow, too sexy, too fun, Brooke, you may be in
tears though, after facing your brand new challenger today. His
name is Chris, So Chris, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (01:02:46):
Hey, thanks very much.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Chris. Do you have any kids? I do?
Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
I have a daughter and a son.
Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I'm gonna say, do you remember the day you conceive
your babies?
Speaker 11 (01:02:54):
I did. I think it ended with I'm sorry, sorry
for what I did.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
So you're a good man.
Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
I see now Chris Brooke has stormed out of the
studio in protest of your fatherhood. So because of that,
let's get to the game. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say pass. But you have to beat her
outright if you want to win? Are you ready? You bet?
Your time starts now. On this day. In twenty twelve,
the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed on the surface of
(01:03:22):
what planet Mars. A flamboyance is the description for a
group of what bird. The reality singing show American Idol
is produced in more or less than one hundred countries
across the globe. More in the play Romeo and Juliet,
How old was Juliet? When a chameleon's trying to warm up?
(01:03:44):
What color does it change to.
Speaker 14 (01:03:48):
Read?
Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Well done there, Chris got your answers. Zan Brooks's gonna
come back into the studio now. And we always ask
first time players, why did you call in? What made
you want to play Brook? Today? And apparently Chris's daughter
was on last month to play and she lost. So
Chris is here getting cold hard vengeance for his family
(01:04:13):
that you destroyed.
Speaker 10 (01:04:14):
My daughter is Her name is Lucy, and she was
on about a month ago.
Speaker 11 (01:04:18):
And you destroyed her. And she's really smart.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
You just sound so young. I did not expect you
to have an adult daughter.
Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Well, it's a privilege that your daughter was on the
show so that Brooke could break her confidence for that.
That's our gift to you, all those.
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Years of work you did as a father in just
mere thirty seconds, I undid it all.
Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
Have your other kid on the show so we can
destroy them too. Now it's Brook's turn.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Your time starts now. On this day in twenty twelve,
the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed on the surface of
what planet Mars. A flamboyance is the description for what
group of bird Flamingo. The reality singing show American Idol
is produced in more or less than one hundred countries
across the globe.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
More.
Speaker 8 (01:05:01):
In the play Romeo and Juliet, How old was Juliet thirteen?
When a chameleon is trying to warm up, what color
does it change to?
Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Cute black?
Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
The country Australia is divided into states or provinces.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I'm gonna go with provinces, right, Well, we don't really
ever know the difference between a state and the province.
I always thought it was just kind of the same.
Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Yeah, it's just what you want to call it. But
let's go to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt
did with Jose Oh no, was shock.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Again, Chris? You got four today.
Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
That's a solid score game. You only got one, wrong, man, Yeah, Brook,
give it to me five.
Speaker 14 (01:05:50):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Lucy's gonna be mad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Lucy'll be happy because if Lucy lost, she wouldn't want
her dad.
Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Yeah, it was a good effort, Chris, but not enough
to win today. Let's go over the It's just for
everybody in twenty twelve, the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed
on the surface of Mars.
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
He keeps saying NASA.
Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
It's really hard for me to say NASA. A flamboyance
is a description for a group of flamingos. American idol
is produced in more than one hundred countries one one
hundred and fifty, including Pakistan, and.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
They changed the name right for the country.
Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
Yeah, hopefully. In the play Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is
thirteen years old. A chameleon when it's trying to warm up,
changes to the color black because black observes heat and
that would help its body warm up. Country of Australia,
divide it into six states states.
Speaker 11 (01:06:40):
Great job, Brook, Hey, good job do you too.
Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
Man, so graceful in defeat. So just for being here, Chris,
you know what we're gonna do is we're going to
send you two tickets to La May's Car Museum in
a prize pack from rev Up Energy. Don't wake Up,
rev Up.
Speaker 11 (01:06:56):
Thank you very much, Yanks.
Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
The other kids are like family members, cousins that Brook
and destroyed.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
No, I was just thinking that you and Lucy should
go eat some ice cream together. Of the miser rays.
Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Yeah, I like that, and then plot your revenge for
when you come back and take this show down.
Speaker 11 (01:07:13):
Yeah, you're going down next time.
Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Brook.
Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
All right, we can't wait. We're gonna be back. We're
gonna do Wainn Brooks back the same time tomorrow, Brook
Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
And Jeffrey in the morning
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