March 17, 2025 • 7 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is this the right number?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's a line, Go on.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
It works like this. Let's say a strange person.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pick applying on you. Sorry, I was staring
at you, but I'm an artist and it's my job
to stare at beautiful women all day online in my
studio apartment with just one bed. That still checks out
that you're an artist after he says that whatever you do,
(00:37):
do not tell that wannabe artist to draw a door
on a nearby wall and then walk through.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes me stead give him the digits to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play over the air.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Next message, Hey, so are you allergic to ferret?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Because I know that you had said to calling you
about maybe hanging out this weekend. I just really wanted
to give you a heads up because the doctor said
the rash wasn't contagious unless you're allergic to them. So
I know it sounds weird, but I'm not getting bit
by ferrets every day, Like I promise that doesn't happen
(01:19):
to me. It's only happened, actually, like a handful of times,
maybe half a dozen maybe Anyway, I hope you're not allergic,
because my last boyfriend was. And yeah, let's just say
it didn't end well.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Next message is not a threat from ferret lady.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I have no idea what happened to her last boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Did he die?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think he died.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think one of the fairs strangle them. Why can't
she trade her pet ferris not to bite her? I
thought fares were normally pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
How many times you need to be bit by a
ferret to be like, you know what, I'm not going
to go around them anymore. I did appreciate her saying
it never happens except for those twelve yes.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh my god, Megan, it's what the hell kind of
saucea dige you put on those wings you gave me?
He said, you made this stuff. I mean, I could
normally handle spice, but this, this is like eating Satany's start. Damn.
(02:25):
I've been sitting here for like three hours. I can't
stop sweating. I'm eating crackers, I'm chugging milk. How do
I stop this burning.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh my gosh, I have so many questions.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Guy, is he eating somebody that he doesn't knows? Wings
gonna say?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Why is he eating Satan's farts? How does he even
have that point of reference? The guy already got the
loser line, He's already been trolled.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Why are of a spice challenge or something? Where did
he meet this person that has the weakness? He didn't know?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How does that work out either way? That guy sounded
like kind of a whimp. And I know certain members
of our listening audience love it hot and the hot
Satan fart hot, and that's that's that's the best way
for you to feel the heat is on our YouTube page.
(03:22):
And Jeffrey, we got your spicy second dates, your flaming
phone tabs and scalding hot loser lines that will make
you crime.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Mommy, you don't want to cry.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's not Satan fart hot, but it's pretty close. Trust me,
you will not regret it. Your browser might, but it's
all free. Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now, let's get
back to those crazy hot clips.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Next ptared So, okay, I'm kind of I'm getting the
sense that you maybe don't want to talk to me.
You're like not responding to I mean, anything I'm sending you.
If this is because I stopped your LinkedIn I'm look,
I'm really really sorry. I I just wanted to get
(04:10):
to know you. I mean I only stopped for like
like an hour today, maybe for like an hour yesterday.
But but okay, in my in my defense, your your
photo is just like it's just super hot. I'm h yeah,
(04:31):
m hmm. Okay, Look, if you're not interested in me,
I mean, it's not great, but it's fine if that's
how you feel. I'm not sure why you wouldn't be
interested in.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That body like mine.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
But uh, but you know, if that's the case, then
what do you think about at least getting my brother
in law a job where you work? I mean that
would be the absolute least, right, So yeah, just just
answer me.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
LinkedIn hotbed of thirst trap Yeah, shirtless pick on LinkedIn No.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But I thought she sounded pretty normal.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, anyone else like an hour worth of stocking on somebody?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I mean that's more than normal to me.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, before I got out of bed, have you guy
stocked my dad's LinkedIn profile?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Because oh man, he just frmend his mustache. Go check
it out. Bro, Are you sure? Okay, you're lost, I'll
tell you.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's sorry, Sorry, I'm calling you again. It's She's just
kind of I don't know. I just have such a great,
honestly a great feeling about us, and I just I
really think that we need to get to know each other,
you know, like as soon as possible, be since my
my parents are celebrating their their fiftieth wedding anniversary this Thursday,
(05:57):
and one of my goals is to reach that. I'm
and you told me that you were twenty nine and
I'm twenty three. And if you look at average life
expectancy for a man in about seventy four years and
a woman I saw with eighty. So we move quickly.
(06:17):
We could. We could pull it off and hit that
fifty mark before we die. Which I know that it's
not the most romantic thing to say, but we all
will die eventually. And yeah, so call me back.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh you go to charms school because, oh my god,
talk about it.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Hopeless romantic?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I mean, I know, part of flirting is like trying
to paint your future together. Get her to imagine it.
He jumped right, to the matching tombstones right.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Next to each other.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
He's doing the right math, though.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The longer we wait, like will Michael and I make
it to fifty will be very old?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, I mean I hope we do. I hope we
live that long.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You know, I got married in my thirties, so h yeah,
I know. This is the hottest segment that we've done in.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Quite a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Marriage math is important, very important.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And it's also important you listen to Loser Line regularly
at this time every week and subscribe to the Brook
and Jeffrey TikTok where you can hear your favorite loser lines.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Right there, we got a phone tap coming up
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is this the right number?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's a line, Go on.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
It works like this. Let's say a strange person.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pick applying on you. Sorry, I was staring
at you, but I'm an artist and it's my job
to stare at beautiful women all day online in my
studio apartment with just one bed. That still checks out
that you're an artist after he says that whatever you do,
(00:37):
do not tell that wannabe artist to draw a door
on a nearby wall and then walk through.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes me stead give him the digits to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
play over the air.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Next message, Hey, so are you allergic to ferret?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Because I know that you had said to calling you
about maybe hanging out this weekend. I just really wanted
to give you a heads up because the doctor said
the rash wasn't contagious unless you're allergic to them. So
I know it sounds weird, but I'm not getting bit
by ferrets every day, Like I promise that doesn't happen
(01:19):
to me. It's only happened, actually, like a handful of times,
maybe half a dozen maybe Anyway, I hope you're not allergic,
because my last boyfriend was. And yeah, let's just say
it didn't end well.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Next message is not a threat from ferret lady.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I have no idea what happened to her last boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Did he die?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think he died.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think one of the fairs strangle them. Why can't
she trade her pet ferris not to bite her? I
thought fares were normally pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
How many times you need to be bit by a
ferret to be like, you know what, I'm not going
to go around them anymore. I did appreciate her saying
it never happens except for those twelve yes.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh my god, Megan, it's what the hell kind of
saucea dige you put on those wings you gave me?
He said, you made this stuff. I mean, I could
normally handle spice, but this, this is like eating Satany's start. Damn.
(02:25):
I've been sitting here for like three hours. I can't
stop sweating. I'm eating crackers, I'm chugging milk. How do
I stop this burning.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh my gosh, I have so many questions.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Guy, is he eating somebody that he doesn't knows? Wings
gonna say?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Why is he eating Satan's farts? How does he even
have that point of reference? The guy already got the
loser line, He's already been trolled.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Why are of a spice challenge or something? Where did
he meet this person that has the weakness? He didn't know?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How does that work out either way? That guy sounded
like kind of a whimp. And I know certain members
of our listening audience love it hot and the hot
Satan fart hot, and that's that's that's the best way
for you to feel the heat is on our YouTube page.
(03:22):
And Jeffrey, we got your spicy second dates, your flaming
phone tabs and scalding hot loser lines that will make
you crime.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Mommy, you don't want to cry.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's not Satan fart hot, but it's pretty close. Trust me,
you will not regret it. Your browser might, but it's
all free. Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now, let's get
back to those crazy hot clips.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Next ptared So, okay, I'm kind of I'm getting the
sense that you maybe don't want to talk to me.
You're like not responding to I mean, anything I'm sending you.
If this is because I stopped your LinkedIn I'm look,
I'm really really sorry. I I just wanted to get
(04:10):
to know you. I mean I only stopped for like
like an hour today, maybe for like an hour yesterday.
But but okay, in my in my defense, your your
photo is just like it's just super hot. I'm h yeah,
(04:31):
m hmm. Okay, Look, if you're not interested in me,
I mean, it's not great, but it's fine if that's
how you feel. I'm not sure why you wouldn't be
interested in.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That body like mine.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
But uh, but you know, if that's the case, then
what do you think about at least getting my brother
in law a job where you work? I mean that
would be the absolute least, right, So yeah, just just
answer me.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
LinkedIn hotbed of thirst trap Yeah, shirtless pick on LinkedIn No.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But I thought she sounded pretty normal.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, anyone else like an hour worth of stocking on somebody?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I mean that's more than normal to me.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, before I got out of bed, have you guy
stocked my dad's LinkedIn profile?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Because oh man, he just frmend his mustache. Go check
it out. Bro, Are you sure? Okay, you're lost, I'll
tell you.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's sorry, Sorry, I'm calling you again. It's She's just
kind of I don't know. I just have such a great,
honestly a great feeling about us, and I just I
really think that we need to get to know each other,
you know, like as soon as possible, be since my
my parents are celebrating their their fiftieth wedding anniversary this Thursday,
(05:57):
and one of my goals is to reach that. I'm
and you told me that you were twenty nine and
I'm twenty three. And if you look at average life
expectancy for a man in about seventy four years and
a woman I saw with eighty. So we move quickly.
(06:17):
We could. We could pull it off and hit that
fifty mark before we die. Which I know that it's
not the most romantic thing to say, but we all
will die eventually. And yeah, so call me back.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh you go to charms school because, oh my god,
talk about it.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Hopeless romantic?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I mean, I know, part of flirting is like trying
to paint your future together. Get her to imagine it.
He jumped right, to the matching tombstones right.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Next to each other.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
He's doing the right math, though.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The longer we wait, like will Michael and I make
it to fifty will be very old?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, I mean I hope we do. I hope we
live that long.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You know, I got married in my thirties, so h yeah,
I know. This is the hottest segment that we've done in.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Quite a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Marriage math is important, very important.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And it's also important you listen to Loser Line regularly
at this time every week and subscribe to the Brook
and Jeffrey TikTok where you can hear your favorite loser lines.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Right there, we got a phone tap coming up
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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