Phone Tap: Junk Food Teacher

Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We only
prank people we respect, really, and that's why today we
respectfully call a school teacher because apparently he was at
the grocery store the other day had an awkward run
in with one of his students and his mom. So
we're gonna make it even more awkward by saying we

(00:37):
saw what was in his shopping cart and his food
choices are affecting my child.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh, it's your phone tab right now. Another Hello? Hi,
is this mister Gilroy.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes it is hi.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
My name is Bronson Marx. My son, Baker was in
your third grade class.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh Baker, Yes, great student?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Uh huh, it sounded like you took a moment to
even remember him.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, sorry, sorry it took me a second. I'm just
doing something. Yeah, Baker is an amazing kid. He's great. Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why you're calling.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right, Well, Baker told me the other day he
saw you while he was at the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, I saw Baker and his mom.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, his mom said that you two talked for a
little while and then you went on your way.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah. They were so nice, so lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay, well that's great. Look here's the situation that I'm
dealing with now. Because of your interaction. My kid won't
eat dinners with his family anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
What Baker saw all the crap that you put in
your cart, and he was like, well, if mister Gilroy
can eat Ramen noodles and double stuff Oreos, why can't I?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Interesting? I didn't even know he was looking at my car. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Interesting. Do you see what you've done to me in
my life? Well, I can.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Speak with him, you know. It's not my usual shopping.
We were having a party, and.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh party, you're getting munchies for some hard drug. Pass
me the pipe, let's float do another dimension type of thing.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm getting completely out of hand, and I think you're overreacting.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm surprised you didn't invite Baker to join you. Party freaking.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Oh I am not a party freak. Oh my god,
what are you talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm wondering it was Oreos and a couple of snacks exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I know what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm just asking you, mister Gilroy, what am I supposed
to say to Baker, because apparently you had so many
bags of chips in your car it looked like you
were going to open up your own store.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I would just simply explain to him that when people
throw parties, people buy snacks for other people to be considerate,
and I think that's something that you should be able
to handle and.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Knockay, you're gonna put it all on me. Great idea,
and I'm happy to say thank you public education system.
I salute thee.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah. I don't really appreciate or get your sarcasm right now,
because I'm just telling the truth of what happens.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Here's what I think needs to happen at school. I'm
gonna need you to formally apologize to Baker in front
of the class, and you need to tell them that
you've made some very very poor.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Choices in your life. Poor choices exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Really, there were things in my shopping cart, okay.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
From what I heard was inside your cart, Yes, it
was poor choices, and then you need to make up
a story about how you would never eat that crap
in a million years, especially the fruit loops and the
pizza bagel bites.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, I know it all. He took a photo of
it and sent it to me.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Why are you trying to make this all my fault?
What I eat and what I buy is none of
your business. I'm just trying to explain it.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
It is my business when my son comes home and
wants all the stuff that was in your cart.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I'm feeling attached right now for a very normal shopping trip.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Normal like crushing up a box of dunk Karus and
snorting them at some swingers part of your host.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Are we done here? This is ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, okay, will be done, mister Gilroy. Once you promised
to me and my family that you'll never shop at
that grocery store again.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
You really asking me that?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Come on, I'm not asking you, I'm demanding it.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, well you can take your demand and chug it up.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Never mind, where was I supposed to shove what up? Now?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
You know what, I'm being a respectful teacher.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm gonna tell the principle about what you just said.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I didn't mean to say that. Oh really, yeah, you
were making me, you were making me mad, and I
just kind of said it, but I didn't actually complete
the sentence, So okay, I showed some restraints.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, I hope you know that the entire school is
going to hear this phone call, because I do have
it recorded.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, well, I don't think that's legally you're allowed to
do that.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It is legal because I work on a radio station
and the laws don't really apply to us, especially when
we're doing prank calls like this one.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Are you getting this is a phone tap? Dude?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh my god, man, I'm not a parent from your school.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I'm a radio host. My name is Jeff.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
One of your colleagues, Melissa set you up for a
phone tab.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Melissa said that you ran into a student at the
store the other day.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah. I wasn't expecting him to stare into my car.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
What type of party are you going to where you're
bringing fruit loops and bagel bites? I mean, oh yeah,
I wasn't a party you were going to, was it.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I mean, what can I say? Bagel bytes are amazing,
that delicious

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Weeke up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,