May 6, 2025 • 6 mins
We sent Jose and Alexis into to the bars fulls of amateur drinkers and over sized sombreros to ask" whatcha doin' on Cinco De Mayo?"
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Brulton Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you take a bunch of drunk people wandering around
the city and oversize sombreros. Add in a guy with
a microphone who looks kind of Spanish but doesn't speak anything,
plus a tiny gen z blonde who's down to party
on the fifth day of any month.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And what do you get?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you're doing at Cinco de Maya, the unofficial holiday.
That's the perfect excuse to stuff your face with as
many tacos and margarite as as humanly possible and nobody
can judge you for it, which is why over the
weekend we hit out one of the biggest parties and
covered it from front to back because Jose was outside
while Alexis was inside. Oh my god, totally not taking
(00:42):
free shots, just asking people a simple question, what you're
doing at Cinco de Mayo?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What you're doing on Cinco to Mayo taking shots at
tequila of course, And how isn't I going for you?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So far?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not so good?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Just straight it's my boss that it's gonna be an
awkward conversation for wait wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Your boss is at the bar. Yes, okay, are you gonna.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Take it tequila shot with your boss.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I can't take a shot with my boss because.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
She thinks I am top tier employees. Oh, I might
send her a shot, but like try to hide it
from her. Oh so you're gonna get the boss drunker
than you. Yeah, so she blacksound forgets me. That's actually
a genius idea.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, that's why I'm a top tier employee. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I feel like she runs into her boss at every
bar and the boss still doesn't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, this is so brilliant. I could feel like Alex
is gonna do this one night.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She's out of the bar drunk and she's like, oh
my god, I got a text Brook if she wants
to drink with me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You could tell that girl doesn't work in the radio industry, though,
because nobody's embarrassed drinking with your bosses in radio.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's the tamous substance that you're gonna do with the
higher up boss.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You're more drunk at the office.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, you know, we called you in for this meeting.
Anybody want to drink before we get Yeah, remember while
we're here, what you're doing on Sinco to myo. I'll
single to Mayo.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'm telling everybody and the Nostellosnidos. That single de Mayer
goes bad at Mexico because they got better court days,
they got better explosives. They even got hammers. They muth
go off well on fourth of July and not on
Independence Day. But I'll single the Maya.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh well, you said a lot of stuff there. What's
a court day? What's an explosive? Why are we exploding things?
A courte is still a firework? Oh it's a firework.
Do they do it bigger in Mexico?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
They definitely do it bigger on single than Mayo in
Mexico because they got better court days, they got better
fireworks and explosives.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm a little concerned that that's all you're worried about
is arsen though have you noticed.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
That I'm worried about Poppit's man, because all you had
to do is get a dud once in a while
and try and smack them things and pick it up
and go against the concrete. Talking about fireworks, I'm talking
about poppits, man. Poppets are way different. They almost sound
like fireworks. But yeah, don't get it.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
So he likes the big things and then he likes
a little tiny pop scar.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, oh my god, all form of explosives.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He's the type of guy who watches like a Fast
and the Furious movie with sixty explosions, and he's like,
in Mexico they do explosions so much better.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
The cars explode all the time. It's so dope, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Remember we're doing what you're doing at Cinco de Maya,
where we sent Jose and Alexis to one of the
biggest parties in the city. Let's go back inside and
see how Alexis is doing in the bar.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What you're doing on syncre to Maya.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I'm security for gay bar security.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That sounds like a tough job. It can be on
at times.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, how many memorable times you've had to kick somebody out?
There was one instance where this demon Tweink was trying
to cut the line at the bathroom and he was
getting lippy with everyone and so, oh, no one can
tell me.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
What to do.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
And I was like, well, I'm gonna tell you what
to do, and you have a choice.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You can either figure it out.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Or go home.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
He didn't figure it out, so I sent him home.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Let's to go to Mayo. What would it take for
you to have to kick someone out. What's the like
sloppy drunk? Or is it cutting the bathroom lines? Is
where you draw the line.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I just tell people don't stumble, don't fumble, don't trip,
and definitely don't throw up.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, I'm definitely getting kicked off.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Just imagine Alexus with a clipboard and a checklist being like, oh,
stumbling checking my drink check Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Do appreciate the list. That sounds like a bumper sticker.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, you know, it's just like rules to live bymble.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, stumbled on fuke. What you're doing on Sinco to Mayo? Well,
I don't drink, but our company's throwing a four twenty
style party. We're gonna be smoking up, having a good time.
It's just gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
After hours, you're trying to slow people down on Sinco,
We're trying to chill out, have a good time, just
feel the vibes, maybe listening to music, have some good
people around.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, Well, before I let you go, mean you have
to sing the ceremonial Sinco de Mayo song. I'll start
it and then you gotta just continue because everyone knows it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I mean, sure, I'll give it a shot. It is
Cinco de Mayo. I feel like I want to cry.
Oh you know it is Cinco de Mayo. Bro, I'm
just gonna get Hio.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Have you sinko? Brother man? I didn't know that there
was an official Cinco de Mayo song.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now if you if you hear it out on the streets,
you're gonna know.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It began right here with Jose and another stoner.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Out on the streets, ready for another verse.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What you can you can get Hio or goodbyo? All right,
hopefully you enjoyed that if you're listening in Ohio, but
that is what you're doing on Sinco.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Make sure to go check out our YouTube, our insta,
our tic talk all of it at Brook and Jeffrey
for more questionably hilarious content.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Speaking of we got a phone tap coming
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Up right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's Brulton Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you take a bunch of drunk people wandering around
the city and oversize sombreros. Add in a guy with
a microphone who looks kind of Spanish but doesn't speak anything,
plus a tiny gen z blonde who's down to party
on the fifth day of any month.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And what do you get?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you're doing at Cinco de Maya, the unofficial holiday.
That's the perfect excuse to stuff your face with as
many tacos and margarite as as humanly possible and nobody
can judge you for it, which is why over the
weekend we hit out one of the biggest parties and
covered it from front to back because Jose was outside
while Alexis was inside. Oh my god, totally not taking
(00:42):
free shots, just asking people a simple question, what you're
doing at Cinco de Mayo?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What you're doing on Cinco to Mayo taking shots at
tequila of course, And how isn't I going for you?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So far?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not so good?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Just straight it's my boss that it's gonna be an
awkward conversation for wait wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Your boss is at the bar. Yes, okay, are you gonna.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Take it tequila shot with your boss.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I can't take a shot with my boss because.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
She thinks I am top tier employees. Oh, I might
send her a shot, but like try to hide it
from her. Oh so you're gonna get the boss drunker
than you. Yeah, so she blacksound forgets me. That's actually
a genius idea.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, that's why I'm a top tier employee. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I feel like she runs into her boss at every
bar and the boss still doesn't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, this is so brilliant. I could feel like Alex
is gonna do this one night.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She's out of the bar drunk and she's like, oh
my god, I got a text Brook if she wants
to drink with me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You could tell that girl doesn't work in the radio industry, though,
because nobody's embarrassed drinking with your bosses in radio.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's the tamous substance that you're gonna do with the
higher up boss.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You're more drunk at the office.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, you know, we called you in for this meeting.
Anybody want to drink before we get Yeah, remember while
we're here, what you're doing on Sinco to myo. I'll
single to Mayo.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'm telling everybody and the Nostellosnidos. That single de Mayer
goes bad at Mexico because they got better court days,
they got better explosives. They even got hammers. They muth
go off well on fourth of July and not on
Independence Day. But I'll single the Maya.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh well, you said a lot of stuff there. What's
a court day? What's an explosive? Why are we exploding things?
A courte is still a firework? Oh it's a firework.
Do they do it bigger in Mexico?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
They definitely do it bigger on single than Mayo in
Mexico because they got better court days, they got better
fireworks and explosives.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm a little concerned that that's all you're worried about
is arsen though have you noticed.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
That I'm worried about Poppit's man, because all you had
to do is get a dud once in a while
and try and smack them things and pick it up
and go against the concrete. Talking about fireworks, I'm talking
about poppits, man. Poppets are way different. They almost sound
like fireworks. But yeah, don't get it.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
So he likes the big things and then he likes
a little tiny pop scar.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, oh my god, all form of explosives.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He's the type of guy who watches like a Fast
and the Furious movie with sixty explosions, and he's like,
in Mexico they do explosions so much better.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
The cars explode all the time. It's so dope, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Remember we're doing what you're doing at Cinco de Maya,
where we sent Jose and Alexis to one of the
biggest parties in the city. Let's go back inside and
see how Alexis is doing in the bar.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What you're doing on syncre to Maya.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I'm security for gay bar security.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That sounds like a tough job. It can be on
at times.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, how many memorable times you've had to kick somebody out?
There was one instance where this demon Tweink was trying
to cut the line at the bathroom and he was
getting lippy with everyone and so, oh, no one can
tell me.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
What to do.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
And I was like, well, I'm gonna tell you what
to do, and you have a choice.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You can either figure it out.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Or go home.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
He didn't figure it out, so I sent him home.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Let's to go to Mayo. What would it take for
you to have to kick someone out. What's the like
sloppy drunk? Or is it cutting the bathroom lines? Is
where you draw the line.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I just tell people don't stumble, don't fumble, don't trip,
and definitely don't throw up.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, I'm definitely getting kicked off.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Just imagine Alexus with a clipboard and a checklist being like, oh,
stumbling checking my drink check Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Do appreciate the list. That sounds like a bumper sticker.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, you know, it's just like rules to live bymble.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, stumbled on fuke. What you're doing on Sinco to Mayo? Well,
I don't drink, but our company's throwing a four twenty
style party. We're gonna be smoking up, having a good time.
It's just gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
After hours, you're trying to slow people down on Sinco,
We're trying to chill out, have a good time, just
feel the vibes, maybe listening to music, have some good
people around.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, Well, before I let you go, mean you have
to sing the ceremonial Sinco de Mayo song. I'll start
it and then you gotta just continue because everyone knows it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I mean, sure, I'll give it a shot. It is
Cinco de Mayo. I feel like I want to cry.
Oh you know it is Cinco de Mayo. Bro, I'm
just gonna get Hio.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Have you sinko? Brother man? I didn't know that there
was an official Cinco de Mayo song.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now if you if you hear it out on the streets,
you're gonna know.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It began right here with Jose and another stoner.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Out on the streets, ready for another verse.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What you can you can get Hio or goodbyo? All right,
hopefully you enjoyed that if you're listening in Ohio, but
that is what you're doing on Sinco.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Make sure to go check out our YouTube, our insta,
our tic talk all of it at Brook and Jeffrey
for more questionably hilarious content.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Speaking of we got a phone tap coming
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Up right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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