Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A lot of times when you hear us do these
prank calls on the show. We're trying to get under
people's skin. Yeah, to frustrate them, push them to the edge.
So how does it happen where the guy we call
is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the
ones frustrated with? Or should I say Jose in the
world of Clover former Black Ops m I six and

(00:22):
his mission definitely did not go as plan. In your
brand new phone, tap right now.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello, oy, is this shown to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Speaking me?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Names Frank but me mites call me Crome. Want me
head a part it for Saturday? The what the helly tour? Yeah?
For Saturday? Two passengers.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh you're in right, helicopter helicopter? Yeah, as we booked
the helicopter tour.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
You're a bit slow.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.
We've never done a helicopter tour of anything before, so
we thought it'd be a fun way to see the city.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Say the city wink, Oh gotcha, that's a good cover.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a
comedian only squad since I was tracking an arms much
in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh you do toursm in Croatia. That's fun? Fun at all?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Can you say the things I've seen? Mate? You don't
even say the word fun, even though I just said it.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I guess.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
All right, enough small talk. Tell me about your partner.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Uh well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for
almost two years. No kids, but we do have a
golden lab at home named Noodle.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh you should have brought him Alome could have using
a tack dog where we're headed.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh no, he's not an attack dog. He likes frisbees.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, speaking of things flowing through the hair, you're gonna
need to make the drump when I give the green light.
It's a small window, no time for body Wallack's all right,
get in, get out, get it done.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Excuse me.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Now. Look, there's gonna be always on this bird. So
once we're airborne, you and your partner need to act
like tourists. Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Copy we are tourists, actually, right, I shure you are.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
You know i'mgg indeed. Oh hey, do you have any
questions for me? Because you should mate.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can
you get some good photos from the helicopter?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Listen, once we fly already antenna on the top of
the Royker building, you'll kick open the door in a hellye,
wake the package out from under your seat and make
the drop and we're gonna be belly up whiskey tango.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh well, VALAINI don't drink, so no whiskey for us.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Thanks, Wait a tick. You're playing a role of a
tourists a little too well. Right now? What's the code word?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
The the Oh you mean the confirmation number? Hold on?
Hold on, I got no, I have that right here, not.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
The confirmation the code word.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give
me a second.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'll forget that. I need to know who you work for?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Who do I work for? It's insurance, I'm a repe
Do you you need coverage on a home boat or auto?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay, if you don't
give me the code WED in the next five seconds.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my
work policy.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name
red Wolf, won't you?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Uh? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
What I remember you from Wu Tussin on a Russian
express train through so I be area. What good times?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I think you've got the wrong person. This is the
helicopter tours right.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning. It's what it's a prank,
and even though I'd like it to be, this isn't
my real voice.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
This is.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
What My name's Jose from the radioto Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning. Your wife set you up for a
phone tap. Oh ned, don't that's tough.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did not see that coming.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
But for the record, right, reach under your seat during
the Helly tour and if there is a package, grab it,
grab a parachute and just jump out. All right?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well do fun?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning