Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
For today's phone tap. We're calling it two morons in
a library. Wait, the library. I'm no surprise. It stars
Jose and me. The question is which one of us
is the moron? Oh? Wait, there's two.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's two morons. I just figured it out.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue Intah, you
couldn't even figure out your own moron that you're gonna
hear it in your phone tap right now?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Another on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
High Hill Public Library. Missus Sandra, Hi, this is this the library? Yes,
this is the library. I did just say that.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sorry, I wasn't listening.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
My name's Carl.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hi Carl, Why are you whispering?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm inside the library right now?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
You're here?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I'm inside. I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working
on a project for school.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
You don't have to whisper. That's okay, yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
You know the signs are? They say things like be
quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says
sh seven ages.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay. So so I can't hear my buddy and he
can't hear me, and now we can't get any.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Work done because we have your Your rules are really
restricting us. It's like a prison. It's like a very
quiet prison.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Well, I don't want you guys to think of it
as a prison. Just you just have to be you know, quiet,
and yeah, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Is we were being quiet and respectful and then Gary
got super frustrated and then he just got up and
went across the bathroom. And now you won't come out.
He's throwing a fit.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You can tell him. Both of you can talk a
little louder, you know, you don't have to whisper.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Wait, we can't.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,
as long as you do it respectfully.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Absolutely gay, Right, don't.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Get out of the john. The librarians that we can
talk loud.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wow, No, no, not what.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh, get out of the bathroom. The librarians that we
can talk out loud. I just called her.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, as long as we're working, we can yell hello.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, Gary's on board.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Thank you so much. Now, No, you cannot be yelling
in the library.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
He Gary, She said, you can't yell like the way
you were yelling.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You just said I could yell.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You talk to her.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Maybe you understand her better.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, hi, I'm Gary.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
You and your friend you have to find a happy meat,
you know you.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I am happy for what I'm Gary.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh my god, what is going on? Hey?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Can you talk to I can't understand?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, I got it. Hey, this is Carl.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I dared Gary to put his ear next to an
ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
He may not hear you very well. So maybe that's
why you guys are having difficulty hearing each other in
the first place.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's probably it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Gary.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
What it's about the prank phone call?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's the ambulance thing with your.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Ears, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's not a prid I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I said that wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
It is a prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's a prank phone call. Yeah, oh I get it now.
She doesn't know yet. I'm Gary.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
This is actually jose and jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. Your boyfriend Jonah set you up.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh my god, thank god, I was. I was getting
very very angry.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Whoa whoa, whoa way, Please stop yelling at us.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Please never go to a library. You guys are the worst.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Jokes on you.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I can't read.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
You must feel so dumb right now. Try to ban
me from a library.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
We've got a lot of audio books. A lot of
audio books.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh, I can read again.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
There you go. Wake up every morning with foom taps
weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
morning