February 16, 2026 • 16 mins
Today we will try the new Mott's Apple Cinnamon Cereal from General Mills! Andrew thinks it's giving Kix...let's be real...Andy thinks Kix is the base for all cereals. Then we'll check out a generic Raisin Bran "Crunchy", and Mom returns with her best attempt at fruity loops.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We're here a sheriff.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, still the sheriff.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You want to arrest me?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh, rare save it very after.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So today's whatever. How was your Valentine's Day? Did you
have a sweetheart? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It was.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I heard you used some pink whipped cream. What right?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I don't know. That's what I heard, pink whipped I
heard that there was pink whipped cream involved. That's all
I know. I don't get it, all right, you tell
me the story later.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Pink whipped cream.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, it was a whole big Valentine's thing. What I
have no idea? Hey, this is serial Killer? What a
stroke podcast? Where we eat?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I got a poop bag in my pocket? Okay, no,
I need it for poop.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's for produce.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wait, you take the produce bags.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I don't take them. I reused them. I'll by get
apples and then I'll put it in my pocket after what.
It's great for poop?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah great.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The only thing I really love about them is they're
see through, like the ones for real poop. They're black
or brown or you don't card. Sometimes. Yeah, that one
time when I flung it around and went in my face.
That was the bottom broke out.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Please, what this is a show about cereal, not about
your poop bag incidents.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Save it for bowl chat.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, we need to do one of those.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We do so bang out a bunch of these bruh,
and then maybe we can start pre recording those again.
One Cereal I've been really excited about from our friends
at General Mills, and they sent it to us, so
I must reveal that or explode. Explode max headroom. You're disclosed.
Finger is just everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I have to disclose that they send it to us.
I'm excited about Motts Cereal. There's two different ones. There's
the one back there, very bury, and the one we're
doing today is apple cinnamon. You know who cannot have this, uh,
Diamond Celia, and Diamond.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Celia hates apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And also Gandhi can't have it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh cinnamon. Yeah, but wait a minute, but this is
not apple sauce. I don't think there's apple sauce in here.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
When I see Motts, I think apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Uh maise, How do you not? DEMI? Oh, whoops, it's
double sided. That's so cool. Whole grain corn, corn meal,
sugar apple puree concentrate. That's not really apple sauce, you
know what.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think it's gonna taste like.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm so excited for it, and I'm probably wrong, but
I don't think I am, because I do think it's
a General Mill cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Please, Lord don't fail me.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Now here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Kicks, Well, it's he's like Kicks with apple.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's a Kick cinnamon basset and then probably coated with
like Yes, so I got it right, Thank you Jesus. Yeah,
I mean it looks like it looks it's the same
size as Kicks.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was waiting for my downfall on that one.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh it smells night. You know what it smells like,
And obviously it can't be, but it smells like like
Quaker instant oatmeal, the apple cinnamon one. That's what it
smells like.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What I don't know, Okay, it kind of smells like whiskey,
like apple whiskey.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You just sounded like my Roby, the robot that I
had back in the eighties when the battery was dying. Yeah,
it's so funny. Yeah, you don't know what that is. No, Sorry,
we had robots. Robots back in the eighties. Yeah, they
did stuff for it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Back in my day. We hit them robots. They need
a laugh things.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do you need a spittoon?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, the sheriff as but two.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh, here's some new spoons, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Thanks jeez. Okay, let's go. Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean it can't tastes how you'd think it would not.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Really.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I get a little bit of apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, I don't. This is a disappointment for me. If
I'm being honest with.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You, I think the cinnamon could be a bit stronger.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, the cinnamon. No, I think the cinnamon's too strong.
I'm only tasting cinnamon really.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I was looking for more of the apple taste, like
apple jackson, with like a little hint of the cinnamon.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, but see the apple jacks that's fake. This is
real apple right here, puree.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know. I wanted to like it more. I'm
gonna give us two bowls.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I think this is good for the kids.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I could see this being a good baby cereal.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
The kiddos would like this. Yeah, the kiddos, I don't
know about baby.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. If they put it in the milk, it dissolves
instantly pretty much.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Still crunchy.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Now, this was mush. You eating this is mush. Look
at this.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I hear the crunch Shut up, No you don't,
you're a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I like the happy Little cinnamon stick, Okay, I do
like the art.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They decided not to go the Applejack's rout and make
it Rastafarian.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They can't because it's a different brand. Yeah, uh so
they don't use that guy anymore, So I don't think so.
I'm gonna give this three bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's just, yeah, a little too cinnamony for my taste.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And see, I would like if there was a bit
more like cinnamon sugar, not Cinnamonta's crunch, cinnamon sugar, not cinnadust,
just like you know, cinnamon sugar. I would like on here.
I think I would agree with a little.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
More Yeah, a little more sweet. Right now.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's just a little too powerful, But I think what
like it's it's a little it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Comes through a little strong in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, yeah, sure that's all right? Yeah, thanks general. Yeah,
feels like I just say neltoid and thank you, sheriff.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You're weal come partner.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Now here's the thing I have not really curated this
episode because we just this. It's on a whim. I
just grabbed it from.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The back, so I'm just watching your hands.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm gonna grab another from the back. Or do you
want a granola from the box? A box from the back,
box from the back. Yeah, okay, here we go, Scott,
he's going to a box from the back.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh that's boring. Why you just wanted to get rid
of this one? So you did that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't want to do and cereals back there? Why
am I doing a raisin.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Brand sweet and wheat and rice flakes? Because all the
fun ones back there are new and we don't do
two news unless you're Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh now there's exceptions.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, she asked for it, Okay, when guests ask for things,
they get it. Yeah, So Signature Select Andrew, please help
me out what store carries this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is that key foods?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know, Hey, Siri, uh huh? What store carries
Signature Select brand. Signature Select products are available at Albertson's, Safeway, Vons,
and Pavilions.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
This is from real Simple dot Com.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Okay, so it's a it's a it's a like a store.
Yeah did she say Safeway, Yeah she did, and Vons.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know what a bonds.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's California learn about Life ahaha, everything. Hmm. That's where
the California Highway Patrol is. Yeah, so they can go
to any vonds anywhere and have jurisdiction. Wow, you walk
in patrol the lanes of the cereal in California anyway,
for sure. So this is gonna be like your you know,
your equivalent to the your Kellogg's.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's a raisin brand.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, no, it's the Crunchy one. Oh okay, Yeah, it's
granola stunch oh cereal with raisins and oats and honey, granola.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Clusters, clusters everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay, man, you're just not into it today, are you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I just don't want this one.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was like really looking forward to something fun and sweet,
and now I'm just like, honestly.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
The Motts one was a real bummer.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, I'm kind of sad about that, all right, Sweet
and wheat and race flakes cereal with raisins and oats
and honey granola clusters.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Are you choking?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I am? Okay, I sure am.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Don't die here?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You go, grassy that is the biggest flake I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Look at that, like you could see it on camera?
How giant?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Feel free to watch us on YouTube. I can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Are you choking?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I might be?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
My mom choked on Christmas.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Do you know what the universal sign for choking is? No,
it's forever.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, it's this. Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
If you look on the little chart in the restaurant,
it's the guy grabbing his throat choking.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I didn't know this until my mom choked on Christmas,
but he has saved two other people from choking.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
My dad.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Really.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, it's good. I know it's boring for you, but
it's good.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I like it. The raisins are plump, juicy, flake's a
little sweet, maybe a little molasses on there. Yeah, brown sugar.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I only had one raisin, so yeah, I hate that
one raisin just because we lost our jingles and that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Have the double box or the double suns.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I couldn't shake the box.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna give this three balls in a spoon.
It's pretty nice.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Three balls in one spoon. Yeah, Scott is going to
give it. I'm gonna do one more. Make sure you
really get I got two raisins. Oh wow, special save
the best.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
For you as pretty huge.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm also gonna do three balls in a spoon Andrew,
it's good. It's signature select raisin brand qunchy.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If you see it in the store and you don't
want to buy raisin brand and I want to give
something else to try, go for this.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh you mean Kellogg's the name brand? Is that what
you meant to find the strength?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You can do this?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You can do our.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Things, that's what you meant.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yes, you're so right, Scott. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I just wanted to make sure next well, we gotta
take a break.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Can you put Oh you can't because I forgot you
can't touch the board?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No, I think I can't do it yet.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
When you get a phone call from Jeff and he's like.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, Jeff's fine, did I book market.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sixteen discontinued foods? Go back to that?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, that's all targeted bull crap. Here we go. We're
back right after that to you, back right after this, Edward, back, Okay,
what's the matter?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Nothing, nothing has happened.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, you made a face.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Just it was funny the way we ended that commercial, okay,
with the targeted crap.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I got you all right, all right, I'm gonna get
you something fun Now.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How is AOL working these days?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It works great?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Still still is an active website.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That's where all my mail is. Gotcha, what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You don't want to migrade over to Gmail?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
No, because every one of my accounts is attached to
my AOL address.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh gotcha?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
What a process? That would be?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Process everything? What are you gonna do when AOL goes
under one day?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
They won't.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
If there's one supporter at you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I have no problem with it, Okay, I just you know,
so Matt sent us this one as well. I want
to be I want to make sure that we didn't
do this because it would be a surprise to me
if we didn't do this.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, because I've searching cereals.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's right here. Mom's Best cereals. Raisin bran, toasted cinnamon squares,
blueberry weed falls out and honey blend, Crispy Cocoa rice,
jungle berry crunch, Crispy cinnamon rice, Safari cocoa crunch, mallow
oats honey. Wow, we did not do it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
This is exciting.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
So this is your fake fruit loops. I look how
dull the color is.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Because it's free from synthetic colors and artificial flavors.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's right, let's try it.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Are you from the prices? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
No, we used to have a boss. I would say
that he's from the eighties. He's still there. Oh that's right. Yeah.
And then and then when he when you would go
to shake his hand, he would he put your hand
out here would go tips tips, and you can only
do that.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh is he well?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, never was okay, never was all right?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh, these loops are a little big or oh it
somehow smells like fruit loops.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh yeah, it has that that the fruit loops smell.
I'm feeling positive, very distinct smell. I'm feeling good about this.
I think this is going to be good. Let me
tell you though, When I put these in little cereal
dispenser upfront by the kitchen, people are going to think
that it's sun faded fruit loops, because that's what it
looks like.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sun faded fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, like they've been in the window too long, gotcha, right,
Mom's best cereals. Say yes to goodness, Say yes to
Mom's best. Say yes to a variety of familiar, favorite
flavors and textures. Say yes to delicious goodness in every bite.
Say yes to Mom's best, and enjoy the goodness of
starting your day the Mom's best way.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And if I'm not mistaken, look at the side. Is
it from Post? I think Post makes Mom's best? Do
say Post consumer brands very good?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Ding ding ding That's right. That's right, all right?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Wait where is mine?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's remarkably close to fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The problem I'm having with these non synthetic ones is
green literally just looks like peas. Like they don't look
appetizing with no colors. But like, I'm happy I'm not
gonna be eating something synthetic.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Somehow, some way. It's very close to fruit loops or
fruity pebbles. Hmm, right, you want to know why tist
like fruity pebbles, same company pretty much. I gotta tell
you I like this. I do too a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
M Like, I don't want to do it, but I
kind of do because I really want people to know.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I give this my full stamp of approval. I am
going to give this five balls. Wow. Yeah, this is
an extremely good cereal.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
So you're saying yes, I said yes to Mom's best
fruity loops rings. Good job mom. Yeah, four balls and
a spoon for me. If you're into the fruity pebble
slash fruit loop taste, this is it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It seems like our average rating can either be terrible
or good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I love looking like a jungle.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Berry crunch that we did on episode one got a one.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, but then okay, sorry, I was just looking at it.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Great, okay, but then the blueberry wheatfols we gave a
four point five. Boy, we were so young, and Safari
cocoa crunch got also a four.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Uh what did that one gets? Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That one got a four point five two. Yeah, so yeah,
so we the love it or hate it? Yeah, there's
no middle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It is good. It is good.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, all right, I said yes.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You did say yes. Hmm wow, what's cereal?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
From life? Good? Very good? Mikey, Mikey, all right, well
hey that was successful. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers,
We Love You, the podcast where we eat cereal yes
and tell you how it looks. Mom's best guarantee. Mom's
always the best. She really is. She takes care of us. Yeah,
your mom. Yeah, don't ever forget your mom.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I would never forget Donna.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I love Donna. Who doesn't And Leonora Hi, leonor helenor
I've not never heard this podcast in her life. She
would never know how to find it. Right if I
said to my mom, listen, I will give you one
million dollars if you just go listen to one of
our episodes, what she would have no clue. I could
see her without asking anyone, without asking anyone.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Say, because she'd call the radio station and be like,
I'm trying to find my son's podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yet not a shot in a half I find it.
No way, There's no way, there's no way. Even if
there was a link to click on, she still wouldn't
be able to figure it out. And she could do it, okay,
I believe in her cool. She only has seventeen icons
for word chums on her phone. Word Chums, word Chums?
What's It's a word game that she sits on the
couch all day and plays. But there's like seventeen of
(15:04):
them and she doesn't know why, So she's not finding
this podcast. I love you so much, Mom, but you
know what technology just is not kind to It's the
older folk.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
They make it so difficult. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Do you know how many times I go to their
house in a week to help my dad do something
that's so simple?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Remember when I zoomed with your dad to get his typeer.
My favorite part is the snographer stenographer.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah. My favorite part is when my dad wants me
to order something from my mom on Amazon and he'll
just take a screenshot of it and I can never
find it. I'm like, Dad, can you please just send
me the link? Because it's seven thousand words, so you
got to get the exact one for sure, And no,
how do I do that?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
You're doing great, sweetie, stress everything you don't get it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And then to have two toddlers at home. God, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh, I'm gonna bring the Apple sauce cereal back to them. Good.
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please follow us
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you serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So I sneezed in my shirt. You're so gross, eh,
I feel like Mom's best.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Your badge is gonna rush.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And that's it, Andrew, and till we see you next Monday.
With another Episode Take Crunch, Crunch,
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We're here a sheriff.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, still the sheriff.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You want to arrest me?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh, rare save it very after.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So today's whatever. How was your Valentine's Day? Did you
have a sweetheart? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It was.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I heard you used some pink whipped cream. What right?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I don't know. That's what I heard, pink whipped I
heard that there was pink whipped cream involved. That's all
I know. I don't get it, all right, you tell
me the story later.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Pink whipped cream.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, it was a whole big Valentine's thing. What I
have no idea? Hey, this is serial Killer? What a
stroke podcast? Where we eat?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I got a poop bag in my pocket? Okay, no,
I need it for poop.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's for produce.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wait, you take the produce bags.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I don't take them. I reused them. I'll by get
apples and then I'll put it in my pocket after what.
It's great for poop?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah great.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The only thing I really love about them is they're
see through, like the ones for real poop. They're black
or brown or you don't card. Sometimes. Yeah, that one
time when I flung it around and went in my face.
That was the bottom broke out.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Please, what this is a show about cereal, not about
your poop bag incidents.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Save it for bowl chat.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, we need to do one of those.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We do so bang out a bunch of these bruh,
and then maybe we can start pre recording those again.
One Cereal I've been really excited about from our friends
at General Mills, and they sent it to us, so
I must reveal that or explode. Explode max headroom. You're disclosed.
Finger is just everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I have to disclose that they send it to us.
I'm excited about Motts Cereal. There's two different ones. There's
the one back there, very bury, and the one we're
doing today is apple cinnamon. You know who cannot have this, uh,
Diamond Celia, and Diamond.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Celia hates apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And also Gandhi can't have it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh cinnamon. Yeah, but wait a minute, but this is
not apple sauce. I don't think there's apple sauce in here.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
When I see Motts, I think apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Uh maise, How do you not? DEMI? Oh, whoops, it's
double sided. That's so cool. Whole grain corn, corn meal,
sugar apple puree concentrate. That's not really apple sauce, you
know what.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think it's gonna taste like.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm so excited for it, and I'm probably wrong, but
I don't think I am, because I do think it's
a General Mill cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Please, Lord don't fail me.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Now here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Kicks, Well, it's he's like Kicks with apple.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's a Kick cinnamon basset and then probably coated with
like Yes, so I got it right, Thank you Jesus. Yeah,
I mean it looks like it looks it's the same
size as Kicks.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was waiting for my downfall on that one.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh it smells night. You know what it smells like,
And obviously it can't be, but it smells like like
Quaker instant oatmeal, the apple cinnamon one. That's what it
smells like.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What I don't know, Okay, it kind of smells like whiskey,
like apple whiskey.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You just sounded like my Roby, the robot that I
had back in the eighties when the battery was dying. Yeah,
it's so funny. Yeah, you don't know what that is. No, Sorry,
we had robots. Robots back in the eighties. Yeah, they
did stuff for it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Back in my day. We hit them robots. They need
a laugh things.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do you need a spittoon?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, the sheriff as but two.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh, here's some new spoons, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Thanks jeez. Okay, let's go. Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean it can't tastes how you'd think it would not.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Really.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I get a little bit of apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, I don't. This is a disappointment for me. If
I'm being honest with.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You, I think the cinnamon could be a bit stronger.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, the cinnamon. No, I think the cinnamon's too strong.
I'm only tasting cinnamon really.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I was looking for more of the apple taste, like
apple jackson, with like a little hint of the cinnamon.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, but see the apple jacks that's fake. This is
real apple right here, puree.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know. I wanted to like it more. I'm
gonna give us two bowls.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I think this is good for the kids.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I could see this being a good baby cereal.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
The kiddos would like this. Yeah, the kiddos, I don't
know about baby.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. If they put it in the milk, it dissolves
instantly pretty much.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Still crunchy.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Now, this was mush. You eating this is mush. Look
at this.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I hear the crunch Shut up, No you don't,
you're a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I like the happy Little cinnamon stick, Okay, I do
like the art.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They decided not to go the Applejack's rout and make
it Rastafarian.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They can't because it's a different brand. Yeah, uh so
they don't use that guy anymore, So I don't think so.
I'm gonna give this three bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's just, yeah, a little too cinnamony for my taste.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And see, I would like if there was a bit
more like cinnamon sugar, not Cinnamonta's crunch, cinnamon sugar, not cinnadust,
just like you know, cinnamon sugar. I would like on here.
I think I would agree with a little.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
More Yeah, a little more sweet. Right now.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's just a little too powerful, But I think what
like it's it's a little it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Comes through a little strong in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, yeah, sure that's all right? Yeah, thanks general. Yeah,
feels like I just say neltoid and thank you, sheriff.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You're weal come partner.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Now here's the thing I have not really curated this
episode because we just this. It's on a whim. I
just grabbed it from.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The back, so I'm just watching your hands.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm gonna grab another from the back. Or do you
want a granola from the box? A box from the back,
box from the back. Yeah, okay, here we go, Scott,
he's going to a box from the back.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh that's boring. Why you just wanted to get rid
of this one? So you did that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't want to do and cereals back there? Why
am I doing a raisin.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Brand sweet and wheat and rice flakes? Because all the
fun ones back there are new and we don't do
two news unless you're Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh now there's exceptions.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, she asked for it, Okay, when guests ask for things,
they get it. Yeah, So Signature Select Andrew, please help
me out what store carries this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is that key foods?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know, Hey, Siri, uh huh? What store carries
Signature Select brand. Signature Select products are available at Albertson's, Safeway, Vons,
and Pavilions.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
This is from real Simple dot Com.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Okay, so it's a it's a it's a like a store.
Yeah did she say Safeway, Yeah she did, and Vons.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know what a bonds.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's California learn about Life ahaha, everything. Hmm. That's where
the California Highway Patrol is. Yeah, so they can go
to any vonds anywhere and have jurisdiction. Wow, you walk
in patrol the lanes of the cereal in California anyway,
for sure. So this is gonna be like your you know,
your equivalent to the your Kellogg's.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's a raisin brand.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, no, it's the Crunchy one. Oh okay, Yeah, it's
granola stunch oh cereal with raisins and oats and honey, granola.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Clusters, clusters everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay, man, you're just not into it today, are you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I just don't want this one.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was like really looking forward to something fun and sweet,
and now I'm just like, honestly.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
The Motts one was a real bummer.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, I'm kind of sad about that, all right, Sweet
and wheat and race flakes cereal with raisins and oats
and honey granola clusters.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Are you choking?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I am? Okay, I sure am.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Don't die here?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You go, grassy that is the biggest flake I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Look at that, like you could see it on camera?
How giant?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Feel free to watch us on YouTube. I can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Are you choking?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I might be?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
My mom choked on Christmas.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Do you know what the universal sign for choking is? No,
it's forever.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, it's this. Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
If you look on the little chart in the restaurant,
it's the guy grabbing his throat choking.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I didn't know this until my mom choked on Christmas,
but he has saved two other people from choking.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
My dad.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Really.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, it's good. I know it's boring for you, but
it's good.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I like it. The raisins are plump, juicy, flake's a
little sweet, maybe a little molasses on there. Yeah, brown sugar.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I only had one raisin, so yeah, I hate that
one raisin just because we lost our jingles and that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Have the double box or the double suns.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I couldn't shake the box.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna give this three balls in a spoon.
It's pretty nice.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Three balls in one spoon. Yeah, Scott is going to
give it. I'm gonna do one more. Make sure you
really get I got two raisins. Oh wow, special save
the best.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
For you as pretty huge.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm also gonna do three balls in a spoon Andrew,
it's good. It's signature select raisin brand qunchy.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If you see it in the store and you don't
want to buy raisin brand and I want to give
something else to try, go for this.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh you mean Kellogg's the name brand? Is that what
you meant to find the strength?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You can do this?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You can do our.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Things, that's what you meant.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yes, you're so right, Scott. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I just wanted to make sure next well, we gotta
take a break.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Can you put Oh you can't because I forgot you
can't touch the board?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No, I think I can't do it yet.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
When you get a phone call from Jeff and he's like.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, Jeff's fine, did I book market.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sixteen discontinued foods? Go back to that?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, that's all targeted bull crap. Here we go. We're
back right after that to you, back right after this, Edward, back, Okay,
what's the matter?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Nothing, nothing has happened.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, you made a face.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Just it was funny the way we ended that commercial, okay,
with the targeted crap.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I got you all right, all right, I'm gonna get
you something fun Now.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How is AOL working these days?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It works great?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Still still is an active website.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That's where all my mail is. Gotcha, what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You don't want to migrade over to Gmail?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
No, because every one of my accounts is attached to
my AOL address.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh gotcha?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
What a process? That would be?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Process everything? What are you gonna do when AOL goes
under one day?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
They won't.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
If there's one supporter at you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I have no problem with it, Okay, I just you know,
so Matt sent us this one as well. I want
to be I want to make sure that we didn't
do this because it would be a surprise to me
if we didn't do this.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, because I've searching cereals.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's right here. Mom's Best cereals. Raisin bran, toasted cinnamon squares,
blueberry weed falls out and honey blend, Crispy Cocoa rice,
jungle berry crunch, Crispy cinnamon rice, Safari cocoa crunch, mallow
oats honey. Wow, we did not do it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
This is exciting.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
So this is your fake fruit loops. I look how
dull the color is.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Because it's free from synthetic colors and artificial flavors.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's right, let's try it.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Are you from the prices? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
No, we used to have a boss. I would say
that he's from the eighties. He's still there. Oh that's right. Yeah.
And then and then when he when you would go
to shake his hand, he would he put your hand
out here would go tips tips, and you can only
do that.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh is he well?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, never was okay, never was all right?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh, these loops are a little big or oh it
somehow smells like fruit loops.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh yeah, it has that that the fruit loops smell.
I'm feeling positive, very distinct smell. I'm feeling good about this.
I think this is going to be good. Let me
tell you though, When I put these in little cereal
dispenser upfront by the kitchen, people are going to think
that it's sun faded fruit loops, because that's what it
looks like.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sun faded fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, like they've been in the window too long, gotcha, right,
Mom's best cereals. Say yes to goodness, Say yes to
Mom's best. Say yes to a variety of familiar, favorite
flavors and textures. Say yes to delicious goodness in every bite.
Say yes to Mom's best, and enjoy the goodness of
starting your day the Mom's best way.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And if I'm not mistaken, look at the side. Is
it from Post? I think Post makes Mom's best? Do
say Post consumer brands very good?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Ding ding ding That's right. That's right, all right?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Wait where is mine?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's remarkably close to fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The problem I'm having with these non synthetic ones is
green literally just looks like peas. Like they don't look
appetizing with no colors. But like, I'm happy I'm not
gonna be eating something synthetic.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Somehow, some way. It's very close to fruit loops or
fruity pebbles. Hmm, right, you want to know why tist
like fruity pebbles, same company pretty much. I gotta tell
you I like this. I do too a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
M Like, I don't want to do it, but I
kind of do because I really want people to know.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I give this my full stamp of approval. I am
going to give this five balls. Wow. Yeah, this is
an extremely good cereal.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
So you're saying yes, I said yes to Mom's best
fruity loops rings. Good job mom. Yeah, four balls and
a spoon for me. If you're into the fruity pebble
slash fruit loop taste, this is it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It seems like our average rating can either be terrible
or good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I love looking like a jungle.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Berry crunch that we did on episode one got a one.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, but then okay, sorry, I was just looking at it.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Great, okay, but then the blueberry wheatfols we gave a
four point five. Boy, we were so young, and Safari
cocoa crunch got also a four.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Uh what did that one gets? Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That one got a four point five two. Yeah, so yeah,
so we the love it or hate it? Yeah, there's
no middle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It is good. It is good.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, all right, I said yes.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You did say yes. Hmm wow, what's cereal?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
From life? Good? Very good? Mikey, Mikey, all right, well
hey that was successful. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers,
We Love You, the podcast where we eat cereal yes
and tell you how it looks. Mom's best guarantee. Mom's
always the best. She really is. She takes care of us. Yeah,
your mom. Yeah, don't ever forget your mom.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I would never forget Donna.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I love Donna. Who doesn't And Leonora Hi, leonor helenor
I've not never heard this podcast in her life. She
would never know how to find it. Right if I
said to my mom, listen, I will give you one
million dollars if you just go listen to one of
our episodes, what she would have no clue. I could
see her without asking anyone, without asking anyone.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Say, because she'd call the radio station and be like,
I'm trying to find my son's podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yet not a shot in a half I find it.
No way, There's no way, there's no way. Even if
there was a link to click on, she still wouldn't
be able to figure it out. And she could do it, okay,
I believe in her cool. She only has seventeen icons
for word chums on her phone. Word Chums, word Chums?
What's It's a word game that she sits on the
couch all day and plays. But there's like seventeen of
(15:04):
them and she doesn't know why, So she's not finding
this podcast. I love you so much, Mom, but you
know what technology just is not kind to It's the
older folk.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
They make it so difficult. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Do you know how many times I go to their
house in a week to help my dad do something
that's so simple?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Remember when I zoomed with your dad to get his typeer.
My favorite part is the snographer stenographer.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah. My favorite part is when my dad wants me
to order something from my mom on Amazon and he'll
just take a screenshot of it and I can never
find it. I'm like, Dad, can you please just send
me the link? Because it's seven thousand words, so you
got to get the exact one for sure, And no,
how do I do that?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
You're doing great, sweetie, stress everything you don't get it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And then to have two toddlers at home. God, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh, I'm gonna bring the Apple sauce cereal back to them. Good.
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please follow us
on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Check the website, bless
you serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So I sneezed in my shirt. You're so gross, eh,
I feel like Mom's best.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Your badge is gonna rush.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And that's it, Andrew, and till we see you next Monday.
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