January 12, 2026 • 18 mins
It's all O's today as we try the all-new, very exciting Confetti Cheerios! OK...some of those are limited edition hearts...but mostly O's! Then our listener Matt points out we missed these interesting Froot Loops, and then we'll fill the third O with Millville's Honey Nut Crispy Oats.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, hi's not much. What about you?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Nothing great? Oh I can't play anything anymore? Right?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah? That one would have been flagged.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Killers.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We're here for you.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, let's not start doing all that Cereal kill. Welcome
to serial Killers. It's the podcast, but we eat cereal.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's a podcast, so pretend singing isn't good, but you go.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All of serial killers did the pretending that one time?
Copyright freg man. You chip all of them free. I
don't want to curse, please you, but let's do soon.
Now what's that?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, get one?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, you keep talking.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, So it's January and it's a new year, and
uh new year, knew us? You know how I feel
about that? Uh anyway, what what are you? No, I'm
not good because I'm having a hard time concentrating on
what i want to say. Well, I'm watching you doing
whatever you're doing over there, but I think what you're
doing is getting a theme for us. Yeah, here we go.
(01:03):
That was fast. Your groove is on the way, but
I don't understand. So you've just burned a forest down.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Probably, I mean it's bad. Between that and my chatchypt
us for a separate project, I'm working on. I'm you know, can.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're explain to me how that works? What does it
take a whole bunch of energy or something.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, the problem is, especially in New Jersey, they keep
building all these data centers, and then our electric bills
go up, and then you're you're asking why your electric
bill is going up, and then you find out that
it's because they're building these giant data centers that need it,
and then we're paying for the cost of these giant
mega corporations. Sorry not to sound hippie man, but that's.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The truth of it. I just I can't grasp the
concept of like, let's say, using this.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah cereal, but it's not about killers, and it's not
about murder. It's about breakfast. It's called cereal killers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I like it is our taste.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And yeah, and we're done. That sound like like Maroon five.
I know that's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know, I'm sorry, Fad for the forest that burned down,
and also back to my electric bill going up. But
you know at the end of the day that it's
a fun, catchy song.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Why is it any different than just using a computer?
I don't I don't understand, Like, why is it any
different than just asking you know anything? What I don't understand.
I don't understand. Please, I don't get it. I'm so confused.
What you don't get Like if I just go, if
I just google something? Yes, why is it any different
than what I what you just did?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why creates it?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What's the goal?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm just searching what's already there? Right AI, it's creating it.
So so it's using basically the Google search is to
create something. With the question that you're asking, I.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Don't I don't understand how it used any more data
or energy or power than just like anything else, because it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Has to create it, right, you know, just computers? Is that?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Look, it's right there. I didn't do anything, Okay, I
didn't take anything up. Yeah, no, use it didn't dirty
water the dump pollutants in the water because of that.
What did the water just get polluted because you did that?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Who knows? But we have a fun theme song now
so great, it's cereal killer. Well.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know, when I think New Years, I think and
they talk about it, and I didn't mean. I didn't
mean talk about because I hate what people say happy
New Years. I didn't mean it like that. I just
when I think of the New year, I think of confetti.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, right, so let me gay two one fun fetti.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Not really, Andrew, this is this is something that you
wouldn't think would be made with confetti because this is
traditionally like a you know, fairly like wholesome, healthy ish
type cereal. You know, babies have it kicks, no, like
you see him on the floor at restaurants because did
children eat it. It's a thing that the parents feel
(04:07):
good about giving their kids and their little cup cuppy cheerios, yes, Andrew,
So look at that confetti cheerios. So these are gonna
be like your birthday cake cheerios.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay you cheerios.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And look, I do deserve joy. I'm glad that they're
putting these positive things on the box now because I
deserve it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It helps does feel so much better.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do you know that we have done and you know
I checked out serial killers dot com and I checked
it out serial killers pc dot That's what I meant.
I'm so sorry, I was I was old. We've done
forty five different varieties of cheerios. That's crazy since we started,
and there's been way more than that because there was.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Just what we could get our hands on there was.
Did you tell millennium cheerios?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I did? And did you know that that was our
lowest rated? Of course cheerios only when they tried it
of all, and I barped. I still have it. I
still have it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's terrify.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's the one I will not get rid of. Okay,
and you know, while we're doing stats, Andrew the very
very favorite cheerios of ours, can you guess? And I
was shocked. I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Apple cinnamon, no frosted.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, because it's a flavor I don't like. But it
was the highest. Maple meatball maple Oh no, I wrout
meatball cheerios. Can we have cheerios with meatballs? Like chef
w ord?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That would be so good?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, thank you, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Strawberry banana cheerios was our highest rated cheerios.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I would not think of the four point eight. Wow,
isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That is?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And something tells me this is gonna be our favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, the actual lowest, I mean, I'm not going to
count millennials, but the lowest, if you remember, it was
way back and we vomited, we spit it out. This
was the only cheerio waver spit out.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Was it the keto?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, it was peanut butter chocolate. Remember how bad it
was for some reason? My god, I do. They just
didn't do it right for so were so bad, horrific.
I just love the new General millsboxes. It's nice, it's clean,
it's it's crisp, it's thick. I love it. Okay, it
makes me happy. I think they killed all kinds of
forests doing that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean chat chepet definitely made this box.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
These are hearts.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, you could see it in the box.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh. Oh, more like heart now okay, Andrew, Now this
is not cheery oh's. Well, there are o's in here too,
this heart's and oh's. If you remember, maybe a year
or two back, all the cheerio varieties were heart shaped, remember,
because they're good for your heart. The heart helps lower
cholesterol great or could help. Can I smell Yeah, it
(06:34):
smells like frosting.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, it smells like cheerios.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't think so. I think it smells like frosting.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, it smells like cheerio.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
By the way, this is one cereal that when Cooper
saw it, she said, can you please bring that one home?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh dang, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Very rare that she says that it was this end
the new kilpo cereal behind.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You from the spongebomb.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah. Look, can you look behind you how much new
cereal there is? Look at all that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's a lot of cereal. Yeah, dark chocolate. That seems interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I did a lot of shopping over our vacation time.
Also our best friend Matt Nelson. Yeah, farmer Matt. He
sent us tons of stuff. Look at that massive box.
This is all new stuff gran granola, yeah, and new
stuff in the great All right, so Andrew, let me
get the milk. We're gonna use lactate today.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Great. I love lactaid. Wow, you just have so many
boxes that you need to put in storage.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
All that you mean? Yeah, the empties? Yeah, I have
two cases of empties in there. I don't know what
to do with these. So this is two percent lactaid
reduced fat milk.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's gonna shift in about like three four years. That's
when you go like you have a ten year cereal
collection that someone's gonna be like, oh, he has all
these boxes, And that's when you're gonna get the recognition.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's right. And Gandhi keeps saying, give me someone I
want to make a quilt out of it, which I
don't understand.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, I don't either, alright, a cardboard quilt.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Confused soft? Hmmm, you got the cheerios undertone. Definitely taste
ta get that touch of sweetness. That's right, And it
tastes a lot like honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Like if I closed my eyes when you gave me this,
I would say it's honey nut cherios.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I would say frosted cheerios.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, yeah, well mm hmm, I think it's giving honey.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Nut m Honestly, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It is good.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm gonna give be four balls in a spoon, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I just got the hint of sprinkles or whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I never got the hints like frosting confetti.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I got it. It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It is good.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Ooh yeah, I don't know, ma'am. I don't know what
to do.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I also didn't have breakfast, and maybe it tastes extra good.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Four balls in a spoon from meat as well. I
can't quite give it five, but it is. It is
a very good. Cereal confetti cheerios. They're they're coming on over.
To the kid's cereal.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Market, and they'll probably be gone very so.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Sugar, So I don't know about that. It doesn't does
it say limited m It just has no colors from
artificial sources, which means you know they're getting rid of
all those Oh yeah, limited edition with heart shapes.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, maybe the limited edition is the heart.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's very possible. So if it does well, perhaps it'll
stick around as loops O's. By the way, this episode
is all O's. Oh okay, that's the name of the episode.
Now let's move on. Let's move on to the next one.
And joined that this this one did come from our
friend Matt Nelson. I did a little bit of research
(09:26):
because he sent over the vacation at your research. Yes,
he said, he sends me pictures of things. And by
the way, I'm sorry, I got a backcheck. Cheerios now
makes granola.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I know the picture that you uploaded on there.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Did you see that? Yeah, And Matt did send us
the chocolate one. But they've also got the honey nut
and they've got the apple. I can't wait for the
ape that'll be coming soon, delicious. So he sent us
the picture, a fruit loops picture, and it was you
know too, can Sam all wrapped up as a mummy
because it was from Halloween obviously. You know when I
saw it in the store, I was like, done that
been there? And then he pointed something out me, this
(10:01):
is different. So this is fruit loops turns milk, wild
berry purple. Okay, Now, the Halloween one that we did
in the past was spooky fruit Loops, which this is not.
Even though he's all busted up there with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So what happened to him that he's all wrapped up?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
He ran into a window because they didn't have the
little sticker on it like my grandfather when he had
the window, so he flew right into the window. Now
we've had foot loops Willie Wanka Berry Delicious, which this
is not, and we've had wild berry fruit Loops, which
this is not.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Are we sure that this is a legit box because
if you look here, they literally cut off his body.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, no, no, no, those aren't his legs.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like why a no, right graphic designer for a major
company like Kellogg's, Yeah, make a mistake like that?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Are you sure it's can I see?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah? And even the graphic of the bandages on him
are like very low quality. Also, when have you ever
seen a Kellogg's box that is the same on both sides.
It's very rare.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I love how he writes little notes on it for us.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It is nice. Yeah, so we're gonna eat this busted
up potentially fake.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's not old though, it's not old all right. This
one must have been the Halloween release that I also saw.
They had the apple jacksone also, and the frosted flakes.
But I just assumed that we did this, so you know,
Oh what happened? Oh smells like gushers. Oh yeah, it
couldn't be you know, a different company, that's General Mills.
(11:31):
That's what I'm just gonna start doing now. The loops
are a little bit thicker, so these gushers. Yeah, like
the dye cut machine, it keeps them a little thicker.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Maybe that's where the wild berry is. It's inside of it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't know about that because it's all just fake crap.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, this I'm a little concerned. I don't think I'm
gonna like it. I do think we're gonna be okay,
I don't think I'm gonna like it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
There's your milk. It should turn the milk purple all right,
let me. I love that. I could just go to
Cereal KILLERSPC dot com and I just typed in fruit
loops and all the ones we did came up. It's
such a great site. Thank you Newman.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, so it's pink.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It is pink. It's starting to get a little bit dark.
I want to try it before the stuff comes off
the loops because there's little speckles. No, it's very delicious.
You'll like it. No, you know what. It tastes like
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The pop tart jam.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I was gonna say that it tastes like the strawberry
pop tart in the middle. It's good. Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
If you want a fruit loop that just tastes like
the jam of a pop tart, this is the cereal
for you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And you can still find it on shelves. I've seen
it in the stores. So it's really on sale now cheap.
You get to like a dollar a box.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm gonna give us two bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, I'm gonna go a little higher, just because of
that familiar flavor. I like it. I want to toast it, yeah,
I wanted to. I want it to be hot.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I want there to be something more to It tastes
like jam.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You should eat it with warm milk. Okay, it will
be pop tardy. H I'm giving it three balls in
a spoon. I think it's good. It's got the berry flavor.
It absolutely tastes like pop tart filling. It's it's not
bad that the milk has turned purple. Yeah, so it's
like a pinkish as advertised. Yeah, not that purple. It
did not turn as purple as it's looks. Maybe if
there's more cereal in there, maybe it'll go a little purpler,
(13:32):
purpler purpler?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Is that a word?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Is it? Purpler? Or purpler?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Purple more purple more purple? Purpler would never be Oh
you want me to make a commercial?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
No, just go to the Here we go. But then
I got to push buttons on the board. It's the
whole thing. Is this the computer one?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
This?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
There's no source. I don't know what this is. Okay,
let me open up the web, you know web?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Click that? Hell yeah, all right, here we go doing it?
Coming sure it's not too loud.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How do I do that?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
There? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Right there right there there, like right there, Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We'll be right backt yeah, I did it. Look at
all those other things that come up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Fine, a red neon key background, video footage screensaver.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Fine, yeah, yeah, all right now the last cereal Andrew,
Uh it's it's more O's, but it's crap. Okay, it's
gonna be from Aldi, you know. The the honey nut
cheerios is the fake. Yeah, so the colors are the same.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Thing as the kids would say, it is a dupe. Yeah,
I bet it's mid maybe six seven?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is that still happening? I don't know anyway, So this
is this is all these I guess honey nut cheers.
They call it honey nut, Crispy Oats, okay, Chrispy Oats,
Chrispy Oates. And my guess is this probably came from
Also he sent us a bunch of stuff whilst we
were not here. There were three big boxes here when
I got in.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm gonna put this over here.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It smells it just smells like box. Smells like box.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, that's that's pure box. Wait you said all oh
Millville and all of you are the same.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, Millville is all these store brand. Oh okay, hound,
this is a hefty box. It is. I can't wait
to put it in the cereal. I can't wait to
put it in the cereal dispenser upfront.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, people are gonna love that.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
There.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Dispenser is a hit.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It is, but I'm i'm I'm debating taking one of
the dispensers away so it's just two instead of four,
because I just can't. I can't keep up with it.
I feel like people are coming with garbage bags and
just filling it up.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Probably wouldn't, you know, everyone who eats it. It's always like,
this is such a treat.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I love it, I get it, but you know me,
I think people do things to it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, out of there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I wouldn't trust it though.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, well you wouldn't, but other people would. Right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
But what if I even if I put my finger in,
if by mistake I don't want fingered cereal.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well somebody else does, so you're fine.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay. It's got the touch of sweet. It definitely has
the honey nut cheerios sweetness at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
There, but it does not have the good crunch of
a cheerio and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Doesn't have the oat taste of a cheerio. No, I
mean it's not it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Gross, as you said, before it's made.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But I mean yes, but I mean if it's like
it's just a dollar less than honey nut cheios.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, just out in the extra dollar if you can.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, well then again, if you're shopping at all the.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I don't like the ald shade, I'm kidding some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm kidding. That's like a garage cell. All the and
Legal are like garage cells. You go in there and
it's like sometimes they have this, sometimes they have that.
They got a couple of rotten strawberries, and they have
a tent like in an air pump. It's the most
random store.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's like an Ikea, but with grocery.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well no, but Ikea always has pretty much the same things.
They got the Shluva and the Schlaga all the time.
This store has discovered. I mean, look, I have found
I found some I have found some fun things at
all the and and and Legal. But you can't really
like do your normal shopping.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
All the catching strays. This episode of Serial Killers, I
don't know. Well, I give this two balls in a
spoon because it's very average. I don't think it tastes great.
It has a little bit more of like a sweeter
taste when you first eat it, but then you're left
with just a very bland, not good crunch cheerio.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And it's not expired or anything. It's not the worst
thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's it's it's mid.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It is mid. Uh, but mid is two balls and
a spoon, so I'm giving it three balls, which is
just above mid. Not the worst thing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, we started off strong and then slowly descented.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You know what, though, that the confetti cherios is not
going to be the highest rank because one of us
would have had to give it five balls for that,
So it's going to be right up there with the
strawberry banana tied. It's a tie.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, hey, thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
We appreciate you for listening.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's been a blast. You can watch this episode on
YouTube if you'd like, and please like and subscribe.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And follow us do all the fun things.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
We really appreciate it, and follow us on Instagram at
serial Killers PC. That way you can see all the
new stuff before anybody else. Oh wow, until we see
you Monday with an all new Serial Killers say crunch and.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, what a fun episode.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, I gotta go by.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I was going to get the confetti popper. You would
have been mad, Yeah, because then.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You would not clean it up. You would make someone
else clean it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's right,
Hi, hi's not much. What about you?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Nothing great? Oh I can't play anything anymore? Right?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah? That one would have been flagged.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Killers.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We're here for you.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, let's not start doing all that Cereal kill. Welcome
to serial Killers. It's the podcast, but we eat cereal.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's a podcast, so pretend singing isn't good, but you go.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All of serial killers did the pretending that one time?
Copyright freg man. You chip all of them free. I
don't want to curse, please you, but let's do soon.
Now what's that?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, get one?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, you keep talking.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, So it's January and it's a new year, and
uh new year, knew us? You know how I feel
about that? Uh anyway, what what are you? No, I'm
not good because I'm having a hard time concentrating on
what i want to say. Well, I'm watching you doing
whatever you're doing over there, but I think what you're
doing is getting a theme for us. Yeah, here we go.
(01:03):
That was fast. Your groove is on the way, but
I don't understand. So you've just burned a forest down.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Probably, I mean it's bad. Between that and my chatchypt
us for a separate project, I'm working on. I'm you know, can.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're explain to me how that works? What does it
take a whole bunch of energy or something.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, the problem is, especially in New Jersey, they keep
building all these data centers, and then our electric bills
go up, and then you're you're asking why your electric
bill is going up, and then you find out that
it's because they're building these giant data centers that need it,
and then we're paying for the cost of these giant
mega corporations. Sorry not to sound hippie man, but that's.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The truth of it. I just I can't grasp the
concept of like, let's say, using this.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah cereal, but it's not about killers, and it's not
about murder. It's about breakfast. It's called cereal killers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I like it is our taste.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And yeah, and we're done. That sound like like Maroon five.
I know that's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know, I'm sorry, Fad for the forest that burned down,
and also back to my electric bill going up. But
you know at the end of the day that it's
a fun, catchy song.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Why is it any different than just using a computer?
I don't I don't understand, Like, why is it any
different than just asking you know anything? What I don't understand.
I don't understand. Please, I don't get it. I'm so confused.
What you don't get Like if I just go, if
I just google something? Yes, why is it any different
than what I what you just did?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why creates it?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What's the goal?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm just searching what's already there? Right AI, it's creating it.
So so it's using basically the Google search is to
create something. With the question that you're asking, I.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Don't I don't understand how it used any more data
or energy or power than just like anything else, because it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Has to create it, right, you know, just computers? Is that?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Look, it's right there. I didn't do anything, Okay, I
didn't take anything up. Yeah, no, use it didn't dirty
water the dump pollutants in the water because of that.
What did the water just get polluted because you did that?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Who knows? But we have a fun theme song now
so great, it's cereal killer. Well.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know, when I think New Years, I think and
they talk about it, and I didn't mean. I didn't
mean talk about because I hate what people say happy
New Years. I didn't mean it like that. I just
when I think of the New year, I think of confetti.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, right, so let me gay two one fun fetti.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Not really, Andrew, this is this is something that you
wouldn't think would be made with confetti because this is
traditionally like a you know, fairly like wholesome, healthy ish
type cereal. You know, babies have it kicks, no, like
you see him on the floor at restaurants because did
children eat it. It's a thing that the parents feel
(04:07):
good about giving their kids and their little cup cuppy cheerios, yes, Andrew,
So look at that confetti cheerios. So these are gonna
be like your birthday cake cheerios.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay you cheerios.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And look, I do deserve joy. I'm glad that they're
putting these positive things on the box now because I
deserve it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It helps does feel so much better.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do you know that we have done and you know
I checked out serial killers dot com and I checked
it out serial killers pc dot That's what I meant.
I'm so sorry, I was I was old. We've done
forty five different varieties of cheerios. That's crazy since we started,
and there's been way more than that because there was.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Just what we could get our hands on there was.
Did you tell millennium cheerios?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I did? And did you know that that was our
lowest rated? Of course cheerios only when they tried it
of all, and I barped. I still have it. I
still have it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's terrify.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's the one I will not get rid of. Okay,
and you know, while we're doing stats, Andrew the very
very favorite cheerios of ours, can you guess? And I
was shocked. I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Apple cinnamon, no frosted.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, because it's a flavor I don't like. But it
was the highest. Maple meatball maple Oh no, I wrout
meatball cheerios. Can we have cheerios with meatballs? Like chef
w ord?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That would be so good?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, thank you, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Strawberry banana cheerios was our highest rated cheerios.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I would not think of the four point eight. Wow,
isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That is?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And something tells me this is gonna be our favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, the actual lowest, I mean, I'm not going to
count millennials, but the lowest, if you remember, it was
way back and we vomited, we spit it out. This
was the only cheerio waver spit out.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Was it the keto?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, it was peanut butter chocolate. Remember how bad it
was for some reason? My god, I do. They just
didn't do it right for so were so bad, horrific.
I just love the new General millsboxes. It's nice, it's clean,
it's it's crisp, it's thick. I love it. Okay, it
makes me happy. I think they killed all kinds of
forests doing that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean chat chepet definitely made this box.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
These are hearts.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, you could see it in the box.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh. Oh, more like heart now okay, Andrew, Now this
is not cheery oh's. Well, there are o's in here too,
this heart's and oh's. If you remember, maybe a year
or two back, all the cheerio varieties were heart shaped, remember,
because they're good for your heart. The heart helps lower
cholesterol great or could help. Can I smell Yeah, it
(06:34):
smells like frosting.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, it smells like cheerios.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't think so. I think it smells like frosting.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, it smells like cheerio.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
By the way, this is one cereal that when Cooper
saw it, she said, can you please bring that one home?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh dang, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Very rare that she says that it was this end
the new kilpo cereal behind.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You from the spongebomb.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah. Look, can you look behind you how much new
cereal there is? Look at all that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's a lot of cereal. Yeah, dark chocolate. That seems interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I did a lot of shopping over our vacation time.
Also our best friend Matt Nelson. Yeah, farmer Matt. He
sent us tons of stuff. Look at that massive box.
This is all new stuff gran granola, yeah, and new
stuff in the great All right, so Andrew, let me
get the milk. We're gonna use lactate today.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Great. I love lactaid. Wow, you just have so many
boxes that you need to put in storage.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
All that you mean? Yeah, the empties? Yeah, I have
two cases of empties in there. I don't know what
to do with these. So this is two percent lactaid
reduced fat milk.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's gonna shift in about like three four years. That's
when you go like you have a ten year cereal
collection that someone's gonna be like, oh, he has all
these boxes, And that's when you're gonna get the recognition.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's right. And Gandhi keeps saying, give me someone I
want to make a quilt out of it, which I
don't understand.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, I don't either, alright, a cardboard quilt.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Confused soft? Hmmm, you got the cheerios undertone. Definitely taste
ta get that touch of sweetness. That's right, And it
tastes a lot like honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Like if I closed my eyes when you gave me this,
I would say it's honey nut cherios.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I would say frosted cheerios.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, yeah, well mm hmm, I think it's giving honey.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Nut m Honestly, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It is good.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm gonna give be four balls in a spoon, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I just got the hint of sprinkles or whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I never got the hints like frosting confetti.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I got it. It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It is good.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Ooh yeah, I don't know, ma'am. I don't know what
to do.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I also didn't have breakfast, and maybe it tastes extra good.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Four balls in a spoon from meat as well. I
can't quite give it five, but it is. It is
a very good. Cereal confetti cheerios. They're they're coming on over.
To the kid's cereal.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Market, and they'll probably be gone very so.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Sugar, So I don't know about that. It doesn't does
it say limited m It just has no colors from
artificial sources, which means you know they're getting rid of
all those Oh yeah, limited edition with heart shapes.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, maybe the limited edition is the heart.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's very possible. So if it does well, perhaps it'll
stick around as loops O's. By the way, this episode
is all O's. Oh okay, that's the name of the episode.
Now let's move on. Let's move on to the next one.
And joined that this this one did come from our
friend Matt Nelson. I did a little bit of research
(09:26):
because he sent over the vacation at your research. Yes,
he said, he sends me pictures of things. And by
the way, I'm sorry, I got a backcheck. Cheerios now
makes granola.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I know the picture that you uploaded on there.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Did you see that? Yeah, And Matt did send us
the chocolate one. But they've also got the honey nut
and they've got the apple. I can't wait for the
ape that'll be coming soon, delicious. So he sent us
the picture, a fruit loops picture, and it was you
know too, can Sam all wrapped up as a mummy
because it was from Halloween obviously. You know when I
saw it in the store, I was like, done that
been there? And then he pointed something out me, this
(10:01):
is different. So this is fruit loops turns milk, wild
berry purple. Okay, Now, the Halloween one that we did
in the past was spooky fruit Loops, which this is not.
Even though he's all busted up there with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So what happened to him that he's all wrapped up?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
He ran into a window because they didn't have the
little sticker on it like my grandfather when he had
the window, so he flew right into the window. Now
we've had foot loops Willie Wanka Berry Delicious, which this
is not, and we've had wild berry fruit Loops, which
this is not.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Are we sure that this is a legit box because
if you look here, they literally cut off his body.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, no, no, no, those aren't his legs.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like why a no, right graphic designer for a major
company like Kellogg's, Yeah, make a mistake like that?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Are you sure it's can I see?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah? And even the graphic of the bandages on him
are like very low quality. Also, when have you ever
seen a Kellogg's box that is the same on both sides.
It's very rare.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I love how he writes little notes on it for us.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It is nice. Yeah, so we're gonna eat this busted
up potentially fake.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's not old though, it's not old all right. This
one must have been the Halloween release that I also saw.
They had the apple jacksone also, and the frosted flakes.
But I just assumed that we did this, so you know,
Oh what happened? Oh smells like gushers. Oh yeah, it
couldn't be you know, a different company, that's General Mills.
(11:31):
That's what I'm just gonna start doing now. The loops
are a little bit thicker, so these gushers. Yeah, like
the dye cut machine, it keeps them a little thicker.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Maybe that's where the wild berry is. It's inside of it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't know about that because it's all just fake crap.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, this I'm a little concerned. I don't think I'm
gonna like it. I do think we're gonna be okay,
I don't think I'm gonna like it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
There's your milk. It should turn the milk purple all right,
let me. I love that. I could just go to
Cereal KILLERSPC dot com and I just typed in fruit
loops and all the ones we did came up. It's
such a great site. Thank you Newman.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, so it's pink.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It is pink. It's starting to get a little bit dark.
I want to try it before the stuff comes off
the loops because there's little speckles. No, it's very delicious.
You'll like it. No, you know what. It tastes like
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The pop tart jam.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I was gonna say that it tastes like the strawberry
pop tart in the middle. It's good. Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
If you want a fruit loop that just tastes like
the jam of a pop tart, this is the cereal
for you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And you can still find it on shelves. I've seen
it in the stores. So it's really on sale now cheap.
You get to like a dollar a box.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm gonna give us two bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, I'm gonna go a little higher, just because of
that familiar flavor. I like it. I want to toast it, yeah,
I wanted to. I want it to be hot.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I want there to be something more to It tastes
like jam.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You should eat it with warm milk. Okay, it will
be pop tardy. H I'm giving it three balls in
a spoon. I think it's good. It's got the berry flavor.
It absolutely tastes like pop tart filling. It's it's not
bad that the milk has turned purple. Yeah, so it's
like a pinkish as advertised. Yeah, not that purple. It
did not turn as purple as it's looks. Maybe if
there's more cereal in there, maybe it'll go a little purpler,
(13:32):
purpler purpler?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Is that a word?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Is it? Purpler? Or purpler?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Purple more purple more purple? Purpler would never be Oh
you want me to make a commercial?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
No, just go to the Here we go. But then
I got to push buttons on the board. It's the
whole thing. Is this the computer one?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
This?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
There's no source. I don't know what this is. Okay,
let me open up the web, you know web?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Click that? Hell yeah, all right, here we go doing it?
Coming sure it's not too loud.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How do I do that?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
There? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Right there right there there, like right there, Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We'll be right backt yeah, I did it. Look at
all those other things that come up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Fine, a red neon key background, video footage screensaver.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Fine, yeah, yeah, all right now the last cereal Andrew,
Uh it's it's more O's, but it's crap. Okay, it's
gonna be from Aldi, you know. The the honey nut
cheerios is the fake. Yeah, so the colors are the same.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Thing as the kids would say, it is a dupe. Yeah,
I bet it's mid maybe six seven?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is that still happening? I don't know anyway, So this
is this is all these I guess honey nut cheers.
They call it honey nut, Crispy Oats, okay, Chrispy Oats,
Chrispy Oates. And my guess is this probably came from
Also he sent us a bunch of stuff whilst we
were not here. There were three big boxes here when
I got in.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm gonna put this over here.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It smells it just smells like box. Smells like box.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, that's that's pure box. Wait you said all oh
Millville and all of you are the same.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, Millville is all these store brand. Oh okay, hound,
this is a hefty box. It is. I can't wait
to put it in the cereal. I can't wait to
put it in the cereal dispenser upfront.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, people are gonna love that.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
There.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Dispenser is a hit.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It is, but I'm i'm I'm debating taking one of
the dispensers away so it's just two instead of four,
because I just can't. I can't keep up with it.
I feel like people are coming with garbage bags and
just filling it up.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Probably wouldn't, you know, everyone who eats it. It's always like,
this is such a treat.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I love it, I get it, but you know me,
I think people do things to it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, out of there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I wouldn't trust it though.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, well you wouldn't, but other people would. Right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
But what if I even if I put my finger in,
if by mistake I don't want fingered cereal.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well somebody else does, so you're fine.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay. It's got the touch of sweet. It definitely has
the honey nut cheerios sweetness at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
There, but it does not have the good crunch of
a cheerio and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Doesn't have the oat taste of a cheerio. No, I
mean it's not it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Gross, as you said, before it's made.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But I mean yes, but I mean if it's like
it's just a dollar less than honey nut cheios.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, just out in the extra dollar if you can.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, well then again, if you're shopping at all the.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I don't like the ald shade, I'm kidding some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm kidding. That's like a garage cell. All the and
Legal are like garage cells. You go in there and
it's like sometimes they have this, sometimes they have that.
They got a couple of rotten strawberries, and they have
a tent like in an air pump. It's the most
random store.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's like an Ikea, but with grocery.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well no, but Ikea always has pretty much the same things.
They got the Shluva and the Schlaga all the time.
This store has discovered. I mean, look, I have found
I found some I have found some fun things at
all the and and and Legal. But you can't really
like do your normal shopping.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
All the catching strays. This episode of Serial Killers, I
don't know. Well, I give this two balls in a
spoon because it's very average. I don't think it tastes great.
It has a little bit more of like a sweeter
taste when you first eat it, but then you're left
with just a very bland, not good crunch cheerio.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And it's not expired or anything. It's not the worst
thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's it's it's mid.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It is mid. Uh, but mid is two balls and
a spoon, so I'm giving it three balls, which is
just above mid. Not the worst thing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, we started off strong and then slowly descented.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You know what, though, that the confetti cherios is not
going to be the highest rank because one of us
would have had to give it five balls for that,
So it's going to be right up there with the
strawberry banana tied. It's a tie.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, hey, thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
We appreciate you for listening.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's been a blast. You can watch this episode on
YouTube if you'd like, and please like and subscribe.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And follow us do all the fun things.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
We really appreciate it, and follow us on Instagram at
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new stuff before anybody else. Oh wow, until we see
you Monday with an all new Serial Killers say crunch and.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, what a fun episode.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, I gotta go by.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I was going to get the confetti popper. You would
have been mad, Yeah, because then.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You would not clean it up. You would make someone
else clean it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's right,
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