August 17, 2026 • 16 mins
Today we will try a new Honey Bunches Of Oats Protein cereal, then we'll take a trip to France to try Nestle's Chokella...with very mixed reactions! Then, something from LoveGrown that might make us think we are bleeding when we hit the can.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Him.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
How about you.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
You seem very stressed today.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, you know, just doing a million and one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, thank you for doing a million and two things
and coming in for this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I would never miss it for the world.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh, it's you would. Hey, it's Serial Killers. Is the
podcast where we eat cereal? We try it and what
we're being too long? Oh we're being too loud? Oh okay,
they get Here's.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Why we can never do interviews. And every time I've
told you this, we've always gotten into this problem. And
then you look at me and you say you can
never record.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are you talking about? Because it's not my fault
that these places are not soundproof at all.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I mean, it is actually insane that they built studios
without soundproofing. But what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Nothing? I guess we'll just be quiet. Yeah, oh my goodness.
I hope that cereals aren't noisy today.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Knowing you, you're just going to be way more of
a dick. Absolutely, yeah, my chair.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hey, anyway, I can I just give you a quick
update because I saw this in Walmart two weeks ago.
If you look at our episode four twenty two from
back in February, do you remember the cap'n Crunch Mystery Crunch.
We didn't know what flavor it was. We didn't like it.
See you gave it a bawl and a spoon.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I gave it a bowl.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now, So, as I was walking down the aisle in Walmart,
I saw this on the shelf. Look at that, Andrew,
So it's Captain Crunch mystery revealed it was Cherry Vanilla Crunch.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Me.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I thought it was a new cereal. I was all excited,
but it's actually I guess they're just keeping it around.
So the mystery is.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Solved that many people liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I guess we did not know, but so it was
for me. Yeah, it was Terry Vanilla Crunch.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So no, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
There you go all right?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, So I feel like we're on the Sweaty Balls
Show Saturday Night Live with the Two Ladies with Alec
Baldwin and Shweaty Balls, and they're talking so quietly.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh see, I thought we were doing like Silent Library.
That was definitely not your era. That was like the
MTV show where you had to be in the library
and if you made noise you were allowed to like
dole out a punishment. But they would do crazy things
like they would have like a sumo wrestler come in
and just like fall on somebody.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
We should do that because that would be really loud.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, anyway, have that go back to the era of
the nineties alternative man.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, get it man, what's fine? You were in diapers?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I was already working hut cool man.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm still a hardcore dude.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So cool man.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Our friends at Post, because we still have friends at Post. Yeah,
the General's ship has selled.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Did you email General Mills?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Who am I an email? There's no email?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So then do we just need to go back on
the website and sign.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Up for it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
They used to send me dms like.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hey, did you check in on the dms?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, they don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, maybe if there's a form I need to fill
out on the website, just like I did the first time.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I think you should. Oh. So, our friends at Post
sent us another one of the honey bunches of oats
protein cereals. We did one. We did the cinnamon one
back there, We've got the honey and almond back there.
This one straight up honey roasted. They reached out asked
if we wanted to try it. Let's try it. Great,
I could do some protein today, Andrew, Oh really, I'm lacking.
Oh god, I forgot to stop my fast. Oh here
we go. Can you explain to everybody like what that means?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I intermittent fast? Now? People, My cholesterol was like insane.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Mine is too.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was not good. So because of that, I decided
to start intermittent fasting because I heard that that was good,
you know, just with weight loss some other things, just
to like help manage it. You know, I'm really trying
to take better care of myself this year. Okay, you
know I'm older now, yeah, we all are, so I
want to My body is a temple as I eat
(03:36):
sugary cereals.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know that today is the youngest that you'll ever
be again.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So true?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, that second I just had was the youngest I'll
ever be.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah? Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, so let's get our protein on. Oh you know
what else I figured was cool now that we're talking
about you know, high cholesterol, we're gonna you know, we're
gonna die at some point, so you know what the
cool for.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A billionaire and we can invest in one of those
cryo companies that they're all trying to do. Yeah, that's
my favorite is that they all think they can be immortal. Well,
the thing is like the guy who's injecting his son's
blood into himself.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So there's this billionaire who injects himself or was injecting
himself with his son's blood, and he said he had
a metabolic age of like a twenty something year old,
and he also was measuring certain other things that it's
like just too weird, like you're gonna die, just except
that you're gonna die.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So people are not getting like blood transfusions to feel.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Your billionaire and then they try and sell it to
us by being like, but it's gonna help us all
I don't know. To me, that sounds like the start
of an apocalyptic movie.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, well anyway, what I was trying to get it
is like, once we have heart attacks and die, oh,
this will always be here for people to hear.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So true, server space gets filled up.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And they have to Really that could happen.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know who could say, all right, but we're
on YouTube, so that's a positive.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
We're gonna use whole milk today. This is Clover Farms. Andrew.
I found this at some random little store in the
city at three o'clock in the morning when I had
to come in.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
So whole milk, okay, whole milk.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, you're very like preoccupied with something else.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, I'm eating cereal. I was talking about the billionaire
thing and you just were not interested. So it's like, okay,
whatever works for you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Hm, Honey bunches of Votes. It's really good. This is
honey roasted. I would assume that one back there is
pretty much the same, but just with almonds. What are
you trying to say, Andrew? What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Five balls?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Really love it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This is extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It is a delicious cereal and the protein doesn't taste
like anything. So it's just really.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Little sweet, not too sweet. It's got it just it's
all coming together for me.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wow, I love this.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Honey bunches of Votes, protein, honey roasted. I this is
a good one. This is a great one.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, I think it's really good. I'm gonna give it
four balls, Andrew, because I definite feeling I'm gonna like
that one back there with the almonds in it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The almonds, I have a feeling I'm gonna like all
of them. I'm being honest with you, because if this
is the blueprint, then I'm she just.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Told me to shut up in there again.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, she just wanted to be diamond and tell me
to shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh, there's so many girls in there. What's going on?
That's Catsi, that's Katsai Yes, oh hey cats I.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I know so I had to arrange that before I
came in here with only a ten minute interview. It
just was a lot anyway back to what I was saying. Yes,
so protein with cinnamon is gonna taste good. The honey
and almonds gonn to taste the liltish I already can
like hmmm, sense you think.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
The cinnamon is gonna taste good?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, we did it already. Did I like it? I
don't know. Did you?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know did I?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You don't remember?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, and you don't either.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Well, I mean the box is pretty much empty, so.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I don't remember eating it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh can we see? Can they see the flashes? And
here they're taking a bunch of pictures in there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So yeah, let's say I love kats Iie so much.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Really?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah? They sing gnarly and I love that song.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Gnarley is such a nineties term honey, bunches of oats,
protein cinnamon. Andrew, you really liked it. You gave it
four balls in the spoon. I gave it three balls
in a spoon. I know it. Thank you Post. Here
are new best friends. Although I did come from the
what is it the company, not the actual post at PR,
(07:20):
the PR firm.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, they like us.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
This is delicious. I'm a fan.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay. Oh farmer matt Man, what a bro. He's a
g First of all, you see all those bags back there,
all him, all those bags down there, all him. Look
at this box. All him. Goes to the store and
spends a lot of money on us. Andrew, we love him.
I want to go visit the press. Yeah, yes, yes,
I heard her say for recording programs. My brain is
(07:46):
just not it's your old brain. But I want to
go visit his farm.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Same.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I want to play on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
His equipment, like farmer to farmer with him.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's right, yeah, because we're boys now, you know combines
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Is that combine?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What's the combine?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's the tractor that picks the hay in the corner.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Whatever, got it?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Cool combines for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Anyway, So he found this in the store. It's Love Grown.
Let's seem he's so funny. He really is. So here's
the little note that he left.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
On that November twenty second, twenty nineteen, Love Grown Fruit
Seastars rebrand.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Now, so he does the research, Andrew, I'm going to
go to Love Grown. What date did he put on there? See?
I don't even know these.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
November twenty second, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay, oh, Love Grown is here.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know how the website works, right.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I do? I do?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I just put it Jenny Craig Cereal.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, man, you don't remember that. I fruity Wait, so
what's it called?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh? These are truly fruity stars. We've only had fruity
c stars.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So I'm going to say these are different.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Click it.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
The box is because my friend Casey was here.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh I remember Casey.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yes, and Casey's vegan.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's right, that's why we did it a very early episode.
Yes vs for vegan and vomit.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, I remember us not loving this one really yet.
All the vegan cereals except the cinnabonnnies because Cinna Bunnies
is like a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, I mean, plenty of cereals are actually vegan that
you probably don't even know. So true, and I bet
I mentioned it there you probably did. I can't open this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Do you want help? No?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The bag is very very sealed, it's gluten free, it's
got some plant protein, three grams of fiber, love grown truly.
Fruity Star is a better cereal made with love?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Is it really?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I think? So?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Who's love?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Xoxo? I'm gonna do it like the kids do? Now?
Do you see that? Isn't my heart good?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's a I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You just claw your hands.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Cooper always does like the half star, and I know
the half a heart. I never know how to meet
her in the middle.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Or the kids do like this.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Now, wait, let's try see if I can. No, I
can't do ittis. That's just stuff. You don't have arthritis.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Thank God, here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I heard arthritis is bad.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Everything's bad. There's nothing. There's no ailment that's good.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I guess not God. Okay, so you gave me small portion,
but I don't think I'm going to need that much.
I bet you this is sweetened with like beats.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, it's probably color with beats, and you're gonna think
you're bleeding tomorrow when you go to the toilet. Oh,
it tastes like bubble gum. No, it tastes like bubble gum,
bubble cum and vomit. Whew, this is horrific.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It literally tastes like bubble gum and vomit.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like a spicy gum.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's not good. It tastes like a plant. And see,
give me, give me, give me the box.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
This is heinous. A bean blend. Oh, the after juice
is horrible. Purple sweet potato juice for color.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Vitamin E.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh, that's that ouba stuff, cane.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sugar, refined olive oil, brown rice flour, lentil flour. This
is not good. I was gonna say I thought there
was turmeric in here, because it has a spice to it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm gonna give it one spoon just because I didn't
throw up.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Now my mouth is fuzzy. Yeah, I'm gonna give it
a spoon as well. I didn't throw it up. I
wanted to throw it up. Maybe I should have thrown
it up. That was not good.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
But you probably also wanted to throw it because he
used my spoon. But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
How could you.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I saw you about to do it, but I didn't
want to have to pour you more syrup.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Did you take my spoon?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
No? No, your spoon's over there. I took. I took a
fresh one.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Maybe that affected my taste rating.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, you'll be fine. Okay, I would be vomiting right now,
but that's cool. Hey, we're gonna take a break. We'll
be back right after this.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And we're back, Andy, Okay, I'm throwing out that. My
mouth is fuzzy, like it physically feels like something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That was bad. It's that that cereal smells like bubblegum.
Smell it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Throw it out already. Don't your phone.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh oh it's Nate. I'll have to get it in a moment,
all right, Andrew, So guess what is time for what?
In So, as you know, I was away a couple
of weeks ago, made two stops in London, one in London,
one in Paris. So of course I went to all
supermarkets while we were there, and I picked up one
(12:38):
in each place. Fun, let's do the Paris one today.
I love that we we wee wee wee wee Parie.
I got this one in a little store that was
just on the side of the road before we took
the train back to London. Uh, and it looked interesting
from Nesley.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, so it looks like it is a hazelnuts spread.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
They look like little French toasts. Yes, that's bread, chocolate
and hazel Now yeah, what does it say up top?
The chocolate's got gout? Yes, I see that it's a
gout chocolate newest. Maybe chocolate is new don't you have
a translator snap in your phone?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Like guessing?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, it's more fun, all right. You think that they
would put me now because you know it is Paris,
that is like French.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, they don't care about us. This store was right.
You know what if I've found when we were there,
in both London and Paris, drinks aren't cold, no, like
tap beer. The guy gave us a cup of ice.
He's like, it's not going to be cold. And even
the refrigerators like where the water is and the stores
not cold.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well there's They also don't love to use ac and
that's like that's why.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, there was a lot of stinkies on the train
and plane. There were I'm just saying, you know, maybe they.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Just have a different standard for body things there. This
doesn't have any smell.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's muzzle, I small little chocolate. I don't Okay, this
was made at gay Parie. What they're gay? What it's gay? Right?
What do you mean gay? Gay? Party?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Is what they say saying?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That's what they say?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Who says it?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You've never heard of gay Parie?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I have never heard that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh it doesn't even. It doesn't mean gay, gay, It
doesn't mean it doesn't mean like man on man action
or woman on woman. Right, it just means happy, I think.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Okay, so happy Paris. I guess who says that it's
a thing. Okay, sure you have your title now, Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
It's very nutty though, it's very hazel nutty.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Like it awful?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Wow, the vein in your neck is bulging? Really huh?
Oh my god. I don't think it's that bad. Really,
jo Kella is not doing anything for you?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
No, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wow. But it's made in France. It's just right that
fabricae in France.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't want to see the cereal again. I never
want to eat this cereal again.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
So is that so this was worse? Yes than the
Love Grown It absolutely was? Oh yeah, so this is
nothing zero good zero.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, keep it?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Wow, hated it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I'm giving it three balls.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I have such an aversion to this one for some reason.
It literally just tasted like I was eating like grass,
but like fertile. Like it just was not good, all right,
Like it tasted like dirt. Three balls not good? Oh
my god?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah wow. I mean, I don't know if you'll ever
find it. Lets you go to Paris or France.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
France, it's a country, or gay Paris.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's not gay Paris, it's gay party.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh okay, gotcha, why'd you look it up? I'm not
let's look at my phone during this podcast anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please find all
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episodes every Monday. We'll see you next Monday with another
new one until we see you then say crunch, Andrew, Crunch,
(16:15):
do you like how he did that?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
No, it's not an ending.
Him.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
How about you.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
You seem very stressed today.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, you know, just doing a million and one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, thank you for doing a million and two things
and coming in for this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I would never miss it for the world.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh, it's you would. Hey, it's Serial Killers. Is the
podcast where we eat cereal? We try it and what
we're being too long? Oh we're being too loud? Oh okay,
they get Here's.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Why we can never do interviews. And every time I've
told you this, we've always gotten into this problem. And
then you look at me and you say you can
never record.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are you talking about? Because it's not my fault
that these places are not soundproof at all.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I mean, it is actually insane that they built studios
without soundproofing. But what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Nothing? I guess we'll just be quiet. Yeah, oh my goodness.
I hope that cereals aren't noisy today.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Knowing you, you're just going to be way more of
a dick. Absolutely, yeah, my chair.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hey, anyway, I can I just give you a quick
update because I saw this in Walmart two weeks ago.
If you look at our episode four twenty two from
back in February, do you remember the cap'n Crunch Mystery Crunch.
We didn't know what flavor it was. We didn't like it.
See you gave it a bawl and a spoon.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I gave it a bowl.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now, So, as I was walking down the aisle in Walmart,
I saw this on the shelf. Look at that, Andrew,
So it's Captain Crunch mystery revealed it was Cherry Vanilla Crunch.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Me.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I thought it was a new cereal. I was all excited,
but it's actually I guess they're just keeping it around.
So the mystery is.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Solved that many people liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I guess we did not know, but so it was
for me. Yeah, it was Terry Vanilla Crunch.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So no, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
There you go all right?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, So I feel like we're on the Sweaty Balls
Show Saturday Night Live with the Two Ladies with Alec
Baldwin and Shweaty Balls, and they're talking so quietly.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh see, I thought we were doing like Silent Library.
That was definitely not your era. That was like the
MTV show where you had to be in the library
and if you made noise you were allowed to like
dole out a punishment. But they would do crazy things
like they would have like a sumo wrestler come in
and just like fall on somebody.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
We should do that because that would be really loud.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, anyway, have that go back to the era of
the nineties alternative man.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, get it man, what's fine? You were in diapers?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I was already working hut cool man.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm still a hardcore dude.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So cool man.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Our friends at Post, because we still have friends at Post. Yeah,
the General's ship has selled.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Did you email General Mills?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Who am I an email? There's no email?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So then do we just need to go back on
the website and sign.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Up for it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
They used to send me dms like.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hey, did you check in on the dms?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, they don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, maybe if there's a form I need to fill
out on the website, just like I did the first time.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I think you should. Oh. So, our friends at Post
sent us another one of the honey bunches of oats
protein cereals. We did one. We did the cinnamon one
back there, We've got the honey and almond back there.
This one straight up honey roasted. They reached out asked
if we wanted to try it. Let's try it. Great,
I could do some protein today, Andrew, Oh really, I'm lacking.
Oh god, I forgot to stop my fast. Oh here
we go. Can you explain to everybody like what that means?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I intermittent fast? Now? People, My cholesterol was like insane.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Mine is too.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was not good. So because of that, I decided
to start intermittent fasting because I heard that that was good,
you know, just with weight loss some other things, just
to like help manage it. You know, I'm really trying
to take better care of myself this year. Okay, you
know I'm older now, yeah, we all are, so I
want to My body is a temple as I eat
(03:36):
sugary cereals.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know that today is the youngest that you'll ever
be again.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So true?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, that second I just had was the youngest I'll
ever be.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah? Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, so let's get our protein on. Oh you know
what else I figured was cool now that we're talking
about you know, high cholesterol, we're gonna you know, we're
gonna die at some point, so you know what the
cool for.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A billionaire and we can invest in one of those
cryo companies that they're all trying to do. Yeah, that's
my favorite is that they all think they can be immortal. Well,
the thing is like the guy who's injecting his son's
blood into himself.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So there's this billionaire who injects himself or was injecting
himself with his son's blood, and he said he had
a metabolic age of like a twenty something year old,
and he also was measuring certain other things that it's
like just too weird, like you're gonna die, just except
that you're gonna die.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So people are not getting like blood transfusions to feel.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Your billionaire and then they try and sell it to
us by being like, but it's gonna help us all
I don't know. To me, that sounds like the start
of an apocalyptic movie.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, well anyway, what I was trying to get it
is like, once we have heart attacks and die, oh,
this will always be here for people to hear.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So true, server space gets filled up.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And they have to Really that could happen.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know who could say, all right, but we're
on YouTube, so that's a positive.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
We're gonna use whole milk today. This is Clover Farms. Andrew.
I found this at some random little store in the
city at three o'clock in the morning when I had
to come in.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
So whole milk, okay, whole milk.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, you're very like preoccupied with something else.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, I'm eating cereal. I was talking about the billionaire
thing and you just were not interested. So it's like, okay,
whatever works for you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Hm, Honey bunches of Votes. It's really good. This is
honey roasted. I would assume that one back there is
pretty much the same, but just with almonds. What are
you trying to say, Andrew? What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Five balls?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Really love it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This is extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It is a delicious cereal and the protein doesn't taste
like anything. So it's just really.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Little sweet, not too sweet. It's got it just it's
all coming together for me.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wow, I love this.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Honey bunches of Votes, protein, honey roasted. I this is
a good one. This is a great one.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, I think it's really good. I'm gonna give it
four balls, Andrew, because I definite feeling I'm gonna like
that one back there with the almonds in it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The almonds, I have a feeling I'm gonna like all
of them. I'm being honest with you, because if this
is the blueprint, then I'm she just.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Told me to shut up in there again.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, she just wanted to be diamond and tell me
to shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh, there's so many girls in there. What's going on?
That's Catsi, that's Katsai Yes, oh hey cats I.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I know so I had to arrange that before I
came in here with only a ten minute interview. It
just was a lot anyway back to what I was saying. Yes,
so protein with cinnamon is gonna taste good. The honey
and almonds gonn to taste the liltish I already can
like hmmm, sense you think.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
The cinnamon is gonna taste good?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, we did it already. Did I like it? I
don't know. Did you?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know did I?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You don't remember?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, and you don't either.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Well, I mean the box is pretty much empty, so.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I don't remember eating it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh can we see? Can they see the flashes? And
here they're taking a bunch of pictures in there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So yeah, let's say I love kats Iie so much.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Really?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah? They sing gnarly and I love that song.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Gnarley is such a nineties term honey, bunches of oats,
protein cinnamon. Andrew, you really liked it. You gave it
four balls in the spoon. I gave it three balls
in a spoon. I know it. Thank you Post. Here
are new best friends. Although I did come from the
what is it the company, not the actual post at PR,
(07:20):
the PR firm.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, they like us.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
This is delicious. I'm a fan.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay. Oh farmer matt Man, what a bro. He's a
g First of all, you see all those bags back there,
all him, all those bags down there, all him. Look
at this box. All him. Goes to the store and
spends a lot of money on us. Andrew, we love him.
I want to go visit the press. Yeah, yes, yes,
I heard her say for recording programs. My brain is
(07:46):
just not it's your old brain. But I want to
go visit his farm.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Same.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I want to play on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
His equipment, like farmer to farmer with him.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's right, yeah, because we're boys now, you know combines
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Is that combine?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What's the combine?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's the tractor that picks the hay in the corner.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Whatever, got it?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Cool combines for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Anyway, So he found this in the store. It's Love Grown.
Let's seem he's so funny. He really is. So here's
the little note that he left.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
On that November twenty second, twenty nineteen, Love Grown Fruit
Seastars rebrand.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Now, so he does the research, Andrew, I'm going to
go to Love Grown. What date did he put on there? See?
I don't even know these.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
November twenty second, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay, oh, Love Grown is here.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know how the website works, right.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I do? I do?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I just put it Jenny Craig Cereal.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, man, you don't remember that. I fruity Wait, so
what's it called?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh? These are truly fruity stars. We've only had fruity
c stars.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So I'm going to say these are different.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Click it.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
The box is because my friend Casey was here.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh I remember Casey.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yes, and Casey's vegan.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's right, that's why we did it a very early episode.
Yes vs for vegan and vomit.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, I remember us not loving this one really yet.
All the vegan cereals except the cinnabonnnies because Cinna Bunnies
is like a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, I mean, plenty of cereals are actually vegan that
you probably don't even know. So true, and I bet
I mentioned it there you probably did. I can't open this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Do you want help? No?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The bag is very very sealed, it's gluten free, it's
got some plant protein, three grams of fiber, love grown truly.
Fruity Star is a better cereal made with love?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Is it really?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I think? So?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Who's love?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Xoxo? I'm gonna do it like the kids do? Now?
Do you see that? Isn't my heart good?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's a I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You just claw your hands.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Cooper always does like the half star, and I know
the half a heart. I never know how to meet
her in the middle.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Or the kids do like this.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Now, wait, let's try see if I can. No, I
can't do ittis. That's just stuff. You don't have arthritis.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Thank God, here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I heard arthritis is bad.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Everything's bad. There's nothing. There's no ailment that's good.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I guess not God. Okay, so you gave me small portion,
but I don't think I'm going to need that much.
I bet you this is sweetened with like beats.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, it's probably color with beats, and you're gonna think
you're bleeding tomorrow when you go to the toilet. Oh,
it tastes like bubble gum. No, it tastes like bubble gum,
bubble cum and vomit. Whew, this is horrific.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It literally tastes like bubble gum and vomit.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like a spicy gum.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's not good. It tastes like a plant. And see,
give me, give me, give me the box.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
This is heinous. A bean blend. Oh, the after juice
is horrible. Purple sweet potato juice for color.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Vitamin E.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh, that's that ouba stuff, cane.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sugar, refined olive oil, brown rice flour, lentil flour. This
is not good. I was gonna say I thought there
was turmeric in here, because it has a spice to it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm gonna give it one spoon just because I didn't
throw up.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Now my mouth is fuzzy. Yeah, I'm gonna give it
a spoon as well. I didn't throw it up. I
wanted to throw it up. Maybe I should have thrown
it up. That was not good.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
But you probably also wanted to throw it because he
used my spoon. But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
How could you.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I saw you about to do it, but I didn't
want to have to pour you more syrup.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Did you take my spoon?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
No? No, your spoon's over there. I took. I took a
fresh one.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Maybe that affected my taste rating.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, you'll be fine. Okay, I would be vomiting right now,
but that's cool. Hey, we're gonna take a break. We'll
be back right after this.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And we're back, Andy, Okay, I'm throwing out that. My
mouth is fuzzy, like it physically feels like something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That was bad. It's that that cereal smells like bubblegum.
Smell it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Throw it out already. Don't your phone.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh oh it's Nate. I'll have to get it in a moment,
all right, Andrew, So guess what is time for what?
In So, as you know, I was away a couple
of weeks ago, made two stops in London, one in London,
one in Paris. So of course I went to all
supermarkets while we were there, and I picked up one
(12:38):
in each place. Fun, let's do the Paris one today.
I love that we we wee wee wee wee Parie.
I got this one in a little store that was
just on the side of the road before we took
the train back to London. Uh, and it looked interesting
from Nesley.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, so it looks like it is a hazelnuts spread.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
They look like little French toasts. Yes, that's bread, chocolate
and hazel Now yeah, what does it say up top?
The chocolate's got gout? Yes, I see that it's a
gout chocolate newest. Maybe chocolate is new don't you have
a translator snap in your phone?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Like guessing?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, it's more fun, all right. You think that they
would put me now because you know it is Paris,
that is like French.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, they don't care about us. This store was right.
You know what if I've found when we were there,
in both London and Paris, drinks aren't cold, no, like
tap beer. The guy gave us a cup of ice.
He's like, it's not going to be cold. And even
the refrigerators like where the water is and the stores
not cold.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well there's They also don't love to use ac and
that's like that's why.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, there was a lot of stinkies on the train
and plane. There were I'm just saying, you know, maybe they.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Just have a different standard for body things there. This
doesn't have any smell.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's muzzle, I small little chocolate. I don't Okay, this
was made at gay Parie. What they're gay? What it's gay? Right?
What do you mean gay? Gay? Party?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Is what they say saying?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That's what they say?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Who says it?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You've never heard of gay Parie?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I have never heard that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh it doesn't even. It doesn't mean gay, gay, It
doesn't mean it doesn't mean like man on man action
or woman on woman. Right, it just means happy, I think.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Okay, so happy Paris. I guess who says that it's
a thing. Okay, sure you have your title now, Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
It's very nutty though, it's very hazel nutty.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Like it awful?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Wow, the vein in your neck is bulging? Really huh?
Oh my god. I don't think it's that bad. Really,
jo Kella is not doing anything for you?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
No, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wow. But it's made in France. It's just right that
fabricae in France.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't want to see the cereal again. I never
want to eat this cereal again.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
So is that so this was worse? Yes than the
Love Grown It absolutely was? Oh yeah, so this is
nothing zero good zero.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, keep it?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Wow, hated it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I'm giving it three balls.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I have such an aversion to this one for some reason.
It literally just tasted like I was eating like grass,
but like fertile. Like it just was not good, all right,
Like it tasted like dirt. Three balls not good? Oh
my god?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah wow. I mean, I don't know if you'll ever
find it. Lets you go to Paris or France.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
France, it's a country, or gay Paris.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's not gay Paris, it's gay party.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh okay, gotcha, why'd you look it up? I'm not
let's look at my phone during this podcast anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please find all
our ratings and all cereals that we've done at serial
killerspc dot com. Follow us on Instagram. At serial Killers
PC you can see the photos of all the serials
that we've done over the last six or seven years.
Yeah yeah, seven years. Crazy, insane, love it God. New
episodes every Monday. We'll see you next Monday with another
new one until we see you then say crunch, Andrew, Crunch,
(16:15):
do you like how he did that?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
No, it's not an ending.
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