February 9, 2026 • 20 mins
Today, the newly appointed sheriff Andy deputizes Scotty and the Cap'n makes an appearance with a new mystery flavor that should be buried at sea! Then love takes over as a slightly tinkered with Strawberry Chocolate Special K pours into our bowls, and another Lovebird cereal that should probably take flight.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey Scott, Oh my god, it's cold. Is this
is Serial Killers? It's not cold, it's literally ice?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do the my dad thing?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh isn't it cold?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, it is like my dad will come up to
you and I'll go feel how cold?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, you're warmed.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Feel how cold you're warmed? Feel feel how cold?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's what he does.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You can't touch these. These are mine? Well you're a boy, yeah,
they're still mine. Consent.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's February ninth. Yeah, I know we weren't going to
do dates and all, but it's getting close to Valentine's Day,
so there may or may not be a special Valentine
cereal in this episode?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Am I your Valentine?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Is that the gift by default?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That doesn't feel great?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey, I got you a gift.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I want to see it. It's a present. I saw
it in a store and I'm like, oh, Andrew would
love that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Great.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I guess what we're going to call this episode, right,
there's a new sheriff in.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Town, a sheriff fat that says my name. Yeah from
the Cabellas.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
How'd you know?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Because it says Cabella's.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh I don't know. I don't know it was branded
like that. There was a whole you know, normally those
rats are always out of the good names.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh okay, look, yay.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Sheriff, sheriff, I'm cleaning things up around here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Your partner, am I? Your deputy?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Is this Chips?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
This isn't Chips has a sheriff, right.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, dude, that's California Higher Patrol.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So there's no sheriff of the Highway Patrol.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, no, there is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
There's a sergeant. There would be a sheriff of like
Sam Bernardino County. There's a La County sheriff.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So they report to the sheriff.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, they're their own entity. The California Highway Patrol is
the state Police. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So it's kind of like New Jersey. How we have
like troopers the Jersey State Shoppers.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. So California Higher Patrol is is the California State Police.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So they work on their own.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, they they cover the entire the jurisdiction. The sheriff
of the there's no sheriff. There's a sergeant and a
lieutenant and a chief. There's no sheriff. The sheriff is different.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I have my brick on, so I can't look at
my safari.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Please trust me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The sheriff is different. There's a sheriff's office, got it
in most counties. But did you know there's a New
York City sheriff.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I didn't there is. What a fun job that would be, the.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
New York City show.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They usually just like do evictions and stuff. Oh okay,
so not so fun, not glamorous. No, I don't have
like cowboy boots and a six shooter.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Hey, partner, would that would be interesting?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The sheriff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hazard County.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
On the back of their boots. Dukes of Hazzard, Yeah,
Dukes of Hazard everything.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right, How don't we get to eat in some cereal? Andrew?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, I didn't have breakfast today. I saved myself so
this way I could just eat cereal.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You saved yourself from me.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Andy.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh see, well I don't I'll do the Valentine cereal.
You know, it's weird because I have two like kind
of Valentine cereals and one that's not. Okay, so those
are the that's not first because you know, a capt'n
and a sheriff are kind of the same thing. Yeah
for sure, right, yeah, capt'n. I've always said that they
both have some sort of authority for Yeah. Look, it's
capt'n mystery Crunch, so they don't tell you what it is.
(03:15):
You have to guess the flavor. Oh, I'm going to
guess that it's some sort of cinnamony kind of thing.
I don't know. Oh, and farmer Matt got this for us.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh great, I'm happy that you put a post it
note and then literally taped it to the box.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, he found it at Weiss Market.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's nice. I'm happy that you're remembering that way.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah. See, I would not have remembered that Matt sent this.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, I know, because you've lost the names of so
many people out of some materials.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yes, but don't get me wrong, Andrew. I still buy
plenty for sure, just saying yeah, okay, yeah, I don't
know where all that Cereal money is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Got to replenish the pot.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I would love to replenish the pot. Can I
smell it?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh god, it smells like at.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
First I thought it was vanilla, but it's not it's
almost like weird. Remember Captain Crunch had the cotton candy.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
One know what it smells like? Coke vanilla?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, I just had that. Actually that smells like it really?
Yeah kind of does mean I right, guys, And I
have a tiny bit of a headache, so this might
make me nausea. What No, I'm starting to get like
a it's that winter like sinus headache that I get
because it's so cold out.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm not a little nauseous.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh okay, Well, don't be by me. You know I
don't like vomit and throw up in all those things.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I mean, I don't think anybody really does. Yes, please
vomit on me, please. I can't even think of the
category I think on Well, never mind, I'm gonna go
back to the treasure. Yes category.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Oh, Andrew, I can't look at your butt crack. It's
Valentine's say, but I don't need to see it, you know,
save it for.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There's plenty of people that enjoy it. So I guess
you're in the minority.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Andy, Great, maybe you should text her.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
How do you know it's a her? Oh rare La
King Captain Black take two percent? Andrew so we don't
know what it's.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What does he say?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Find the flavor? Can you read?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Guess the flavor?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh no, the cap'in and the flavor of his new
mystery crunch. We're lost at sea? Are La fouts hijinks
a foot? Was this a soggy sabotage? We need your help?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Ye find the clue scattered across the land and sea.
I guess the mystery Crunch flavor? Well, okay, fruity coconut
vanilla creamy. So it's vanilla cream.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You kind of kind of right, right, because it literally said, yeah,
you're right. I was right. Now, you don't hit me
like that. Okay, let's try it. Who It tastes like
coke banilla? Yeah right, it has like a cola slash
(05:42):
vanilla flav. I don't like it? Oh really?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
No, no no, it tastes like fizzy cola. Yeah that's weird.
I'm gonna give this one a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Afterwards.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
It has the sugary taste of a cap'in crunch cereal
that you'd come to expect, but that initial taste is
like sizzly coke vanilla.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Also from a marketing standpoint, or maybe like some sort
of rule. Don't they have to disclose what the flavor
is on the box? Like, don't they have to say
what it is? You can't just have a box with
something random inside. What if someone's allergic to it?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I mean you're not wrong. Well, I mean there are ingredients,
but still, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'm not a fan. I'm gonna give it one ball only.
I'm sorry. Quaker. Did you know it was Quaker?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Of course no, you did it?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Uh happen everything? Yeah, it's vanilla cream soda. I don't
know why they did this. It's interesting by the way
they look. They said, they give you hints at the bottom,
and the hints are fruity coconut vanilla cream.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Also, by the way, so there was some video going
around on I don't know whether it was TikTok or
Instagram action. My other friend Matt sent me the video
on Instagram, and of course now I can't find it, okay,
but it was like, oh, Skeery also sent it to me.
You know, everybody thinks you know Cereal everything, so they
sent it to me. But it's like, did you know
(07:00):
that a serial toy that broke at and t Cereal
toy broke at and t cap'ain Crunch had like whistles
in it in the sixties and if you blew it,
it like made free phone calls or something like that.
But then the stupid AI video says back of the sixties,
General Mills what they made capt'n Crunch. I'm like, bro,
General Mills never made cap'n Crunch learn about life. So
this is not a real video.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I love that. Like, if it's clearly a person with
like six arms.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You'd be like, oh, I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
But literally that being like idiots do No, it's Quaker.
Well yeah, like that's how you detected the AI.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well that's right, okay, yeah, shriff you think patrol on
these parks. Get that out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, all right, Valentine, great you did you review it?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I did it?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
One ball?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One ball?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yes? Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And you know what cap'n Matt also centers this.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
One okay, Capin Matt. Now his name is Captain Lafoute.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yes, Lafot.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You may strawberry chocolate the light you might recognize this?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, of course how can I not?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why would you recognize it?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Because chocolate special? K uh huh, we've done this. Yeah, no,
we've done a version of it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We have.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, so a couple of other Valentine Days ago, so
all they found. No, all these Valentine Valentine themed cereals
will come out around this time of year. And so
we've had Strawberry Chocolate Delight from Special Cake except back
in the day. The last time we had it, they
were regular flakes, but they had red berries and chocolate
in it. Now the flakes are strawberry flavored flakes. Look
(08:35):
at that. Oh you like that? Yeah, which means the
milk is going to be pink, very good.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I didn't think you'd say that. You know, I might
as well shake the box up. Shake, Ye, they're gone,
Andrews shake Andrew They're gone. Look they're gone. Okay, they're gone.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, you can't keep saying that, Just move on.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But how do things just disappear?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It has been six years of this podcast. How are
you still surprised when things go missing? When you are
the one that says they go miss it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's like somebody came and stole it. Oh okay, well
I there were like four different box shaking.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, well they're all gone.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They're all gone.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We need to start from scratch. Home podcast. Let's start everything.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Great, go to so soo and make all a little
jingles would Okay, I know you have time to send
them to you.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You have time for other podcasts. Okay, don't you so
much time?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think you should start making time for hours again.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Let me tell you I have always made time for
this one.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We all can't just sit here and go home afterwards.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Everybody just says you and goes home afterwards.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I have kids.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, you wouldn't get I can't wait, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Always talking to Nate the other day and I said, Nate, listen, man,
I really got to go because my daughter's sick. She's
a bloody nose and a fever and she's sick. And
my other one just got picked up from school because
her face was red and itching some sort of an issue.
And he's like, yeah, I get it. I said, yeah,
but Andrew never understands these things. It's like, oh, kids,
apple sauce. Yeah, you know what. I'm a dad. I'm
(10:06):
a dad and I have two girls that need me,
So I had to go again.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
The way you explain the kids is a nineteen year
old and a fifteen year old.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
He's eighteen and fourteen. Okay, but they but I'm still
their dad and they'll need me forever.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And that's that's something that we can unpack in therapy
one day. No, but let's have strawberry chocolate the light
from Special K.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm sorry, but there are human beings that depend on me.
I need to be there for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You're sure they'll need you at twenty and forty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And you'll see you right now at the house like
you stayed home with me and I come home if
they haven't nose. You don't even have a pet to
take care of, so you don't know. No, you're you
see Luna, you put a diaper on her, and you leave.
Let's say, put a diaper on I absolutely do not
let me tell you don't know what happens after I've changed.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Enough diapers from my god children at this point, this.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Actually is good. The milk is turning strawberry. I sense
a little bit of strawberry quick things.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
She's just kind of milk.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, mmm, look funny. It tastes just like this RedBerry one,
but without the berry chunks that you hate.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Hmmm, just might be right for you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So it's just perfect for me.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I do wish the flakes were a little crunchier.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
The chocolate doesn't really come through. I'm gonna I tell
you that. If you're expecting chocolate from this, don't. It's very,
very faint. I love the special chocolate, that's my favorite one.
But the strawberry flakes a great addition. It's a little sweet.
I'm gonna give this four bowls.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
This is fun.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Wow was it fun?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I was?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I felt like I was at the circus, so much fun.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
When I ate it, Hell, Mom, just choke, I bit
my cheek. Mom, can you come home?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I need you? Shut up.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You'll see, you'll see.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You're never gonna I hope you never have kids actually,
because you won't even care. You'll just leave them in
the gutter.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Listen, the gutter what.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You're totally gonna pull a Punky Brewster if you have kids.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Punky Brewster had a kid on the show.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
No, she got left in a shopping center by her mom.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay, just left her.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They just left her.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, we lost Jackie in the mall when.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
We were younger, but that was Yeah, but you know what,
she's got trauma.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Oh now, all of a sudden, mister, I don't do
sech How that just frew frush? Now, all of a sudden,
that's trauma. Well, I'm no kidding matter, that's trauma.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Kick a lane bruh.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
She remembers it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's a trigger.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Say, you are the most confusing in the entire United States.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I like this, what, It's pretty good. I really like it.
I'm giving four balls.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Also, i'd make sure to puree it before I feed
it to the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But yeah, what make sure.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I puree before I give it to the kidsy flakes everything?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Speaking of, they get rid a bunch of stuff last night,
made like ice cream and some ninja. Fine, you let
them touch their ninja. Yeah there's blades right, Oh god,
that's sharp. Wow, you come home for a nosebley? But hey,
guess what sharp objects?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Have fun?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Back right after this?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Did you not want to play the commercial music?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
They told me I couldn't touch the board? Oh okay,
remember they're doing a reboot.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh okay, reboot.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
All right, So next on to our next kind of
Valentine cereal.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Okay, I'm gonna put this on the floor.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh and it's what we are what love birds? Oh cute?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, this is lovebird fruity O's okay. It's one of
those healthy cereals where they say they're healthy down the end.
We've done a love bird before. Oh okay, that's right.
I think we made fun or something. And then you
cannot because it's the oneman to give money to like
kids childhood cancer.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, so we love the cause of lovebird.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I mean the cereal might suck, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
We love the cause. Fruity Oh's only nine real ingredients,
but weak buck pule please, buck, wheat, cassava, honey, coconut sugar,
strawberry coconut oil, sea salt, beetroot, and lemon.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's gotta be a problem. It's gotta these weird sweeteners
in it. Just give me sugar. I can't let you
open it. I can't. I'm so sorry. Like I went,
I went in to my cabinet in my house yesterday
and there's a box of dark chocolate reeses peanut shuffs
and it's torn, torn, And then Cooper opens up the
Lucky Charms. She rips the box and she caddy cuts
(14:33):
the corner so it's like a triangle.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You can't roll that down.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Okay, she's the daughter of a cereal podcaster. I'm trying
to teach her the way.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
You can't teach her. She's too young. She won't retain it.
Shut off, Andrew, Maybe you need flash cards. Wow, you're
doing great, champ. Keep it up, sport, you son of
a feasting.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You can't seal a bag like that.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I will not let you open the box. Goes to
open it and look at you. Look at you now,
Oh my god, you have something.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, no, look at me. I got you, Hong Kong clown.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's such a dick. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
This is gonna go in the cereal dispenser in a
moment anyway, because I'm sure we won't like it, but
maybe we will surprise us. But I bet I guess
the red is probably the beat, which means we're gonna
poop beat later.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Isn't that a thing like you eat beats and then
you poop red and you think you're bleeding.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, I'm posing with it for the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wait till we take the picture. Picture picture, here you go, buddy.
So there rings smells like lemonade. You want to know why,
because there's lemon in it? I read it off the
ingredients on the box. Do you not remember?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I do?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And it smells a little bit like lemonade.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That eugh, why do you do that?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It's everywhere, My god, I hate you so much, sprayed
and milk like a sprinkler.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Oh lord, baby jays, where did it go?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh it went on your sheets. You're the box.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's on the computer screens everywhere, God blessed.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I haven't had it yet.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It smells like pea.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
No, I don't even remember what it tasted like. Oh
no again, oh no, you definitely get the lemon. There's
no doubt about it. And again, there haven't been that
many sitters cereals that hit the mark. This is not horrific.
It is I don't hit any strawberry.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
No that Legit just tastes like, okay, I don't want
the milk to drip on me. It tastes like if
you were to get a flower and then eat the flower. No, no, yes,
that is just pure flower. There is nothing there. It's
very florally. The lemon comes through too much. I don't
enjoy the cereal, but I love the cause. I'm gonna
give it a bowl.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thank you, it shouldn't be fruitios, it should be lemonos. Yeah,
this is the closest.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Remember the lemon.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Cereal Yeah, and the orange one.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And the orange one. See, yeah, that's this there.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Was We didn't have a lemon cereal.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Go back to episode six forty two, it's o it
was orange. Yeah, go back episode three twenty five. So yeah,
love the cause this one is a no for me though, dog.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Listen from a health standpoint, it's probably better for you. Yeah,
I you know, if you like the citrus, it's not bad,
extremely citrusy. Like, do not go into this thinking they're
saying it's fruitios. There is nothing fruity. Well a lemon
is a fruit Okay, well it's just lemonos.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, it's lemonos.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I like I have two balls. Two balls good because
I didn't spit it out. I thought Ksavo would make
me spit. Yeah, I mean I spit, but not because
of that. You free you spooked me.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's just the smell is too much.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Like if I had a whole bowl of that, I'd
be like, no, thanks, milk everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, you got it on my phone too, So thanks
to clean up this mess straight.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Hey, listen, thank you for listening to serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's the podcast where we eat cereal. Hey, do you
want to talk about really quick the thing that you're
doing in Miami that I can't go to?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh yeah, this next week's wine and food festivals?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Next week.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yes, I'm going to be speaking with Gandhi and we're
going to be doing like a fun little joined podcast thing.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You're not allowed to call it serial Killers, No, we're not.
It's not Gandi and Andrew from Elvis Durant on the
Morning show. I heard Elvis is going to be there too.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, you might surprise everybody. He's on the poster. He's
showing up.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, yes, so yeah, if you want come look and
say hi. Go to Soby Wine and Food. Oh sorry,
I did the rillink wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So B s O B e w f F dot
org slash podcast and buy your tickets.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Now why why do people do that?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
What just just go to like South Beach Wine and
Food Festival and then click from there?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Like? Why? Why? Why the difficult websites? Why?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, coder, coder, yeah, coder, I know you were into
the tech.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, it's just that nobody can remember what you just
help Each Wine and Food Festival is the longest ur l.
But at least people can remember that the whole thing
with the things and the dots. No one remembers remembers dots. No,
oh god, I'm just curious. How much is it for
a ticket to see you?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
It's one hundred bucks and you get tickets to all
five of the shows doing or do you get food
as well?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
So yeah, Burt Kreischer is going to be doing it.
He's kicking off the show. That's the guy that you
like takes his shirt off. Isn't that the podcast you like?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, they're at the end. Watch A. Crappens Live is
going to be there. Ye, Chickys is going to be there.
So yeah, you can get buy a ticket and you
get into all the shows.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I would go for GANDHI cool. Yeah, good, especially especially
after she sent me that AI.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Video Hi movies.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah all right, anyway, thank you for listening. Please go
to our website serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can check
out all the cereals we've done. Follow us on Instagram
at serial killers PC and uh that's it. Man, have
a great time in Miami.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'll be in the water next week.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
So, but we'll still have a podcast. We'll be here
because we never take away.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
We never take a break.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
He's in one till infinity.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
We're here for you, for you, the listeners.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
When I tell people that we've never taken a break
like season wise, like usually people take a break, take
three four months off, and then come back.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
In this way, they could prerecord a buch.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
No need.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
All you do is pre record a bunch and then
you're not taking off. I mean, doesn't that make the
most sense? Why upset people? Thank you for listening till
we see you next Monday. We will be here Monday,
say crunch.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And but like, what about a season? A season of what?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It doesn't make sense, learnt.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
I hate it.
Hey, hey Scott, Oh my god, it's cold. Is this
is Serial Killers? It's not cold, it's literally ice?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do the my dad thing?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh isn't it cold?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, it is like my dad will come up to
you and I'll go feel how cold?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, you're warmed.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Feel how cold you're warmed? Feel feel how cold?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's what he does.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You can't touch these. These are mine? Well you're a boy, yeah,
they're still mine. Consent.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's February ninth. Yeah, I know we weren't going to
do dates and all, but it's getting close to Valentine's Day,
so there may or may not be a special Valentine
cereal in this episode?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Am I your Valentine?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Is that the gift by default?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That doesn't feel great?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey, I got you a gift.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I want to see it. It's a present. I saw
it in a store and I'm like, oh, Andrew would
love that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Great.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I guess what we're going to call this episode, right,
there's a new sheriff in.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Town, a sheriff fat that says my name. Yeah from
the Cabellas.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
How'd you know?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Because it says Cabella's.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh I don't know. I don't know it was branded
like that. There was a whole you know, normally those
rats are always out of the good names.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh okay, look, yay.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Sheriff, sheriff, I'm cleaning things up around here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Your partner, am I? Your deputy?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Is this Chips?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
This isn't Chips has a sheriff, right.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, dude, that's California Higher Patrol.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So there's no sheriff of the Highway Patrol.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, no, there is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
There's a sergeant. There would be a sheriff of like
Sam Bernardino County. There's a La County sheriff.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So they report to the sheriff.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, they're their own entity. The California Highway Patrol is
the state Police. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So it's kind of like New Jersey. How we have
like troopers the Jersey State Shoppers.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. So California Higher Patrol is is the California State Police.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So they work on their own.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, they they cover the entire the jurisdiction. The sheriff
of the there's no sheriff. There's a sergeant and a
lieutenant and a chief. There's no sheriff. The sheriff is different.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I have my brick on, so I can't look at
my safari.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Please trust me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The sheriff is different. There's a sheriff's office, got it
in most counties. But did you know there's a New
York City sheriff.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I didn't there is. What a fun job that would be, the.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
New York City show.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They usually just like do evictions and stuff. Oh okay,
so not so fun, not glamorous. No, I don't have
like cowboy boots and a six shooter.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Hey, partner, would that would be interesting?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The sheriff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hazard County.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
On the back of their boots. Dukes of Hazzard, Yeah,
Dukes of Hazard everything.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right, How don't we get to eat in some cereal? Andrew?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, I didn't have breakfast today. I saved myself so
this way I could just eat cereal.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You saved yourself from me.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Andy.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh see, well I don't I'll do the Valentine cereal.
You know, it's weird because I have two like kind
of Valentine cereals and one that's not. Okay, so those
are the that's not first because you know, a capt'n
and a sheriff are kind of the same thing. Yeah
for sure, right, yeah, capt'n. I've always said that they
both have some sort of authority for Yeah. Look, it's
capt'n mystery Crunch, so they don't tell you what it is.
(03:15):
You have to guess the flavor. Oh, I'm going to
guess that it's some sort of cinnamony kind of thing.
I don't know. Oh, and farmer Matt got this for us.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh great, I'm happy that you put a post it
note and then literally taped it to the box.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, he found it at Weiss Market.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's nice. I'm happy that you're remembering that way.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah. See, I would not have remembered that Matt sent this.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, I know, because you've lost the names of so
many people out of some materials.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yes, but don't get me wrong, Andrew. I still buy
plenty for sure, just saying yeah, okay, yeah, I don't
know where all that Cereal money is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Got to replenish the pot.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I would love to replenish the pot. Can I
smell it?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh god, it smells like at.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
First I thought it was vanilla, but it's not it's
almost like weird. Remember Captain Crunch had the cotton candy.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
One know what it smells like? Coke vanilla?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, I just had that. Actually that smells like it really?
Yeah kind of does mean I right, guys, And I
have a tiny bit of a headache, so this might
make me nausea. What No, I'm starting to get like
a it's that winter like sinus headache that I get
because it's so cold out.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm not a little nauseous.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh okay, Well, don't be by me. You know I
don't like vomit and throw up in all those things.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I mean, I don't think anybody really does. Yes, please
vomit on me, please. I can't even think of the
category I think on Well, never mind, I'm gonna go
back to the treasure. Yes category.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Oh, Andrew, I can't look at your butt crack. It's
Valentine's say, but I don't need to see it, you know,
save it for.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There's plenty of people that enjoy it. So I guess
you're in the minority.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Andy, Great, maybe you should text her.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
How do you know it's a her? Oh rare La
King Captain Black take two percent? Andrew so we don't
know what it's.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What does he say?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Find the flavor? Can you read?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Guess the flavor?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh no, the cap'in and the flavor of his new
mystery crunch. We're lost at sea? Are La fouts hijinks
a foot? Was this a soggy sabotage? We need your help?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Ye find the clue scattered across the land and sea.
I guess the mystery Crunch flavor? Well, okay, fruity coconut
vanilla creamy. So it's vanilla cream.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You kind of kind of right, right, because it literally said, yeah,
you're right. I was right. Now, you don't hit me
like that. Okay, let's try it. Who It tastes like
coke banilla? Yeah right, it has like a cola slash
(05:42):
vanilla flav. I don't like it? Oh really?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
No, no no, it tastes like fizzy cola. Yeah that's weird.
I'm gonna give this one a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Afterwards.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
It has the sugary taste of a cap'in crunch cereal
that you'd come to expect, but that initial taste is
like sizzly coke vanilla.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Also from a marketing standpoint, or maybe like some sort
of rule. Don't they have to disclose what the flavor
is on the box? Like, don't they have to say
what it is? You can't just have a box with
something random inside. What if someone's allergic to it?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I mean you're not wrong. Well, I mean there are ingredients,
but still, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'm not a fan. I'm gonna give it one ball only.
I'm sorry. Quaker. Did you know it was Quaker?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Of course no, you did it?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Uh happen everything? Yeah, it's vanilla cream soda. I don't
know why they did this. It's interesting by the way
they look. They said, they give you hints at the bottom,
and the hints are fruity coconut vanilla cream.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Also, by the way, so there was some video going
around on I don't know whether it was TikTok or
Instagram action. My other friend Matt sent me the video
on Instagram, and of course now I can't find it, okay,
but it was like, oh, Skeery also sent it to me.
You know, everybody thinks you know Cereal everything, so they
sent it to me. But it's like, did you know
(07:00):
that a serial toy that broke at and t Cereal
toy broke at and t cap'ain Crunch had like whistles
in it in the sixties and if you blew it,
it like made free phone calls or something like that.
But then the stupid AI video says back of the sixties,
General Mills what they made capt'n Crunch. I'm like, bro,
General Mills never made cap'n Crunch learn about life. So
this is not a real video.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I love that. Like, if it's clearly a person with
like six arms.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You'd be like, oh, I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
But literally that being like idiots do No, it's Quaker.
Well yeah, like that's how you detected the AI.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well that's right, okay, yeah, shriff you think patrol on
these parks. Get that out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, all right, Valentine, great you did you review it?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I did it?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
One ball?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One ball?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yes? Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And you know what cap'n Matt also centers this.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
One okay, Capin Matt. Now his name is Captain Lafoute.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yes, Lafot.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You may strawberry chocolate the light you might recognize this?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, of course how can I not?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why would you recognize it?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Because chocolate special? K uh huh, we've done this. Yeah, no,
we've done a version of it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We have.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, so a couple of other Valentine Days ago, so
all they found. No, all these Valentine Valentine themed cereals
will come out around this time of year. And so
we've had Strawberry Chocolate Delight from Special Cake except back
in the day. The last time we had it, they
were regular flakes, but they had red berries and chocolate
in it. Now the flakes are strawberry flavored flakes. Look
(08:35):
at that. Oh you like that? Yeah, which means the
milk is going to be pink, very good.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I didn't think you'd say that. You know, I might
as well shake the box up. Shake, Ye, they're gone,
Andrews shake Andrew They're gone. Look they're gone. Okay, they're gone.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, you can't keep saying that, Just move on.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But how do things just disappear?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It has been six years of this podcast. How are
you still surprised when things go missing? When you are
the one that says they go miss it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's like somebody came and stole it. Oh okay, well
I there were like four different box shaking.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, well they're all gone.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They're all gone.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We need to start from scratch. Home podcast. Let's start everything.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Great, go to so soo and make all a little
jingles would Okay, I know you have time to send
them to you.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You have time for other podcasts. Okay, don't you so
much time?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think you should start making time for hours again.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Let me tell you I have always made time for
this one.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We all can't just sit here and go home afterwards.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Everybody just says you and goes home afterwards.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I have kids.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, you wouldn't get I can't wait, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Always talking to Nate the other day and I said, Nate, listen, man,
I really got to go because my daughter's sick. She's
a bloody nose and a fever and she's sick. And
my other one just got picked up from school because
her face was red and itching some sort of an issue.
And he's like, yeah, I get it. I said, yeah,
but Andrew never understands these things. It's like, oh, kids,
apple sauce. Yeah, you know what. I'm a dad. I'm
(10:06):
a dad and I have two girls that need me,
So I had to go again.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
The way you explain the kids is a nineteen year
old and a fifteen year old.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
He's eighteen and fourteen. Okay, but they but I'm still
their dad and they'll need me forever.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And that's that's something that we can unpack in therapy
one day. No, but let's have strawberry chocolate the light
from Special K.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm sorry, but there are human beings that depend on me.
I need to be there for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You're sure they'll need you at twenty and forty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And you'll see you right now at the house like
you stayed home with me and I come home if
they haven't nose. You don't even have a pet to
take care of, so you don't know. No, you're you
see Luna, you put a diaper on her, and you leave.
Let's say, put a diaper on I absolutely do not
let me tell you don't know what happens after I've changed.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Enough diapers from my god children at this point, this.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Actually is good. The milk is turning strawberry. I sense
a little bit of strawberry quick things.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
She's just kind of milk.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, mmm, look funny. It tastes just like this RedBerry one,
but without the berry chunks that you hate.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Hmmm, just might be right for you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So it's just perfect for me.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I do wish the flakes were a little crunchier.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
The chocolate doesn't really come through. I'm gonna I tell
you that. If you're expecting chocolate from this, don't. It's very,
very faint. I love the special chocolate, that's my favorite one.
But the strawberry flakes a great addition. It's a little sweet.
I'm gonna give this four bowls.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
This is fun.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Wow was it fun?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I was?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I felt like I was at the circus, so much fun.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
When I ate it, Hell, Mom, just choke, I bit
my cheek. Mom, can you come home?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I need you? Shut up.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You'll see, you'll see.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You're never gonna I hope you never have kids actually,
because you won't even care. You'll just leave them in
the gutter.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Listen, the gutter what.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You're totally gonna pull a Punky Brewster if you have kids.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Punky Brewster had a kid on the show.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
No, she got left in a shopping center by her mom.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay, just left her.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They just left her.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, we lost Jackie in the mall when.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
We were younger, but that was Yeah, but you know what,
she's got trauma.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Oh now, all of a sudden, mister, I don't do
sech How that just frew frush? Now, all of a sudden,
that's trauma. Well, I'm no kidding matter, that's trauma.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Kick a lane bruh.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
She remembers it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's a trigger.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Say, you are the most confusing in the entire United States.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I like this, what, It's pretty good. I really like it.
I'm giving four balls.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Also, i'd make sure to puree it before I feed
it to the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But yeah, what make sure.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I puree before I give it to the kidsy flakes everything?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Speaking of, they get rid a bunch of stuff last night,
made like ice cream and some ninja. Fine, you let
them touch their ninja. Yeah there's blades right, Oh god,
that's sharp. Wow, you come home for a nosebley? But hey,
guess what sharp objects?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Have fun?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Back right after this?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Did you not want to play the commercial music?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
They told me I couldn't touch the board? Oh okay,
remember they're doing a reboot.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh okay, reboot.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
All right, So next on to our next kind of
Valentine cereal.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Okay, I'm gonna put this on the floor.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh and it's what we are what love birds? Oh cute?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, this is lovebird fruity O's okay. It's one of
those healthy cereals where they say they're healthy down the end.
We've done a love bird before. Oh okay, that's right.
I think we made fun or something. And then you
cannot because it's the oneman to give money to like
kids childhood cancer.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, so we love the cause of lovebird.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I mean the cereal might suck, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
We love the cause. Fruity Oh's only nine real ingredients,
but weak buck pule please, buck, wheat, cassava, honey, coconut sugar,
strawberry coconut oil, sea salt, beetroot, and lemon.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's gotta be a problem. It's gotta these weird sweeteners
in it. Just give me sugar. I can't let you
open it. I can't. I'm so sorry. Like I went,
I went in to my cabinet in my house yesterday
and there's a box of dark chocolate reeses peanut shuffs
and it's torn, torn, And then Cooper opens up the
Lucky Charms. She rips the box and she caddy cuts
(14:33):
the corner so it's like a triangle.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You can't roll that down.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Okay, she's the daughter of a cereal podcaster. I'm trying
to teach her the way.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
You can't teach her. She's too young. She won't retain it.
Shut off, Andrew, Maybe you need flash cards. Wow, you're
doing great, champ. Keep it up, sport, you son of
a feasting.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You can't seal a bag like that.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I will not let you open the box. Goes to
open it and look at you. Look at you now,
Oh my god, you have something.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, no, look at me. I got you, Hong Kong clown.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's such a dick. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
This is gonna go in the cereal dispenser in a
moment anyway, because I'm sure we won't like it, but
maybe we will surprise us. But I bet I guess
the red is probably the beat, which means we're gonna
poop beat later.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Isn't that a thing like you eat beats and then
you poop red and you think you're bleeding.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, I'm posing with it for the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wait till we take the picture. Picture picture, here you go, buddy.
So there rings smells like lemonade. You want to know why,
because there's lemon in it? I read it off the
ingredients on the box. Do you not remember?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I do?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And it smells a little bit like lemonade.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That eugh, why do you do that?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It's everywhere, My god, I hate you so much, sprayed
and milk like a sprinkler.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Oh lord, baby jays, where did it go?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh it went on your sheets. You're the box.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's on the computer screens everywhere, God blessed.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I haven't had it yet.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It smells like pea.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
No, I don't even remember what it tasted like. Oh
no again, oh no, you definitely get the lemon. There's
no doubt about it. And again, there haven't been that
many sitters cereals that hit the mark. This is not horrific.
It is I don't hit any strawberry.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
No that Legit just tastes like, okay, I don't want
the milk to drip on me. It tastes like if
you were to get a flower and then eat the flower. No, no, yes,
that is just pure flower. There is nothing there. It's
very florally. The lemon comes through too much. I don't
enjoy the cereal, but I love the cause. I'm gonna
give it a bowl.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thank you, it shouldn't be fruitios, it should be lemonos. Yeah,
this is the closest.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Remember the lemon.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Cereal Yeah, and the orange one.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And the orange one. See, yeah, that's this there.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Was We didn't have a lemon cereal.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Go back to episode six forty two, it's o it
was orange. Yeah, go back episode three twenty five. So yeah,
love the cause this one is a no for me though, dog.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Listen from a health standpoint, it's probably better for you. Yeah,
I you know, if you like the citrus, it's not bad,
extremely citrusy. Like, do not go into this thinking they're
saying it's fruitios. There is nothing fruity. Well a lemon
is a fruit Okay, well it's just lemonos.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, it's lemonos.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I like I have two balls. Two balls good because
I didn't spit it out. I thought Ksavo would make
me spit. Yeah, I mean I spit, but not because
of that. You free you spooked me.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's just the smell is too much.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Like if I had a whole bowl of that, I'd
be like, no, thanks, milk everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, you got it on my phone too, So thanks
to clean up this mess straight.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Hey, listen, thank you for listening to serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's the podcast where we eat cereal. Hey, do you
want to talk about really quick the thing that you're
doing in Miami that I can't go to?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh yeah, this next week's wine and food festivals?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Next week.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yes, I'm going to be speaking with Gandhi and we're
going to be doing like a fun little joined podcast thing.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You're not allowed to call it serial Killers, No, we're not.
It's not Gandi and Andrew from Elvis Durant on the
Morning show. I heard Elvis is going to be there too.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, you might surprise everybody. He's on the poster. He's
showing up.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, yes, so yeah, if you want come look and
say hi. Go to Soby Wine and Food. Oh sorry,
I did the rillink wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So B s O B e w f F dot
org slash podcast and buy your tickets.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Now why why do people do that?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
What just just go to like South Beach Wine and
Food Festival and then click from there?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Like? Why? Why? Why the difficult websites? Why?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, coder, coder, yeah, coder, I know you were into
the tech.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, it's just that nobody can remember what you just
help Each Wine and Food Festival is the longest ur l.
But at least people can remember that the whole thing
with the things and the dots. No one remembers remembers dots. No,
oh god, I'm just curious. How much is it for
a ticket to see you?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
It's one hundred bucks and you get tickets to all
five of the shows doing or do you get food
as well?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
So yeah, Burt Kreischer is going to be doing it.
He's kicking off the show. That's the guy that you
like takes his shirt off. Isn't that the podcast you like?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, they're at the end. Watch A. Crappens Live is
going to be there. Ye, Chickys is going to be there.
So yeah, you can get buy a ticket and you
get into all the shows.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I would go for GANDHI cool. Yeah, good, especially especially
after she sent me that AI.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Video Hi movies.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah all right, anyway, thank you for listening. Please go
to our website serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can check
out all the cereals we've done. Follow us on Instagram
at serial killers PC and uh that's it. Man, have
a great time in Miami.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'll be in the water next week.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
So, but we'll still have a podcast. We'll be here
because we never take away.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
We never take a break.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
He's in one till infinity.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
We're here for you, for you, the listeners.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
When I tell people that we've never taken a break
like season wise, like usually people take a break, take
three four months off, and then come back.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
In this way, they could prerecord a buch.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
No need.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
All you do is pre record a bunch and then
you're not taking off. I mean, doesn't that make the
most sense? Why upset people? Thank you for listening till
we see you next Monday. We will be here Monday,
say crunch.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And but like, what about a season? A season of what?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It doesn't make sense, learnt.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
I hate it.
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