April 10, 2024 • 7 mins
Daily Dad Jokes (10 Apr 2024)
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
When your female sibling is in a tough spot with
no solutions, it is a crisis.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What did the cell say when its siblings stepped on
its foot? Aw mitosis?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What sibling fruits are the funniest? The punkins.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
One of my favorite memories is when my siblings and
I would roll downhill in attire. Those were good years.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What did the doctor tell her sibling after looking at
her tilted nose the diagnosis?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings
in bread?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What do cows call churned cream made from their half siblings?
Milk butter from another utter?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
A group of siblings was really upset when they found
out their pet bunnies had escaped. They were too young
to deal with hair loss.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
How did lady's brother feel about her when he learned
they were siblings? He was lukewarm.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
What do you call a male sibling who doesn't bathe
another brother?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
What do you call a self centered female sibling who
takes Sylphie's all the time and loves looking at herself
in the mirror? A narciss sister.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon, then awl
be a monkey's uncle.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero?
By the time they're done arguing about who will change it,
their mom has already done it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
My sibling Tom wants me to be in goal for
his football team. I said no, I'm not my brother's keeper.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Stay tuned for more dad jokes after this short intermission.
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings? His sisters?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I wish Disney Plus had decided to make Grogor the
younger sibling of Yoda, then he could be named Broda.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What did train say when they visited a sibling in
South Korea? Hey, Soul's sister.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Have you heard of post Malone's siblings? His older brother
is called pre Malone and his middle brother is called
present Malone.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalize
his siblings? A munchkin?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
My brother and I always had really untidy hair. We
just didn't gell.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I grew up in the circus in me. My mom, dad,
and thirteen siblings were all clowns. It didn't pay much,
but luckily we only needed one car.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What do you call sleeping siblings? Napkin?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
My father was born as a conjoined twin. After the surgery,
his sibling became my uncle. Once removed.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We named our second kid as constant. The kid became
a zero after we differentiated the siblings.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You shouldn't make stereotype jokes such as something about riddnics
marrying their sisters. Only a few of the Riddnics I
know actually bothered to get married.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother. Suddenly,
do you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called? Broco Lee?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Did you know jar Jar Binks has a brother who
is a famous author, George Orwell.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
My brother just broke the record by downing twenty two
Russian jets in Ukraine. He'll forever be remembered as the
worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
A century ago. Two brothers insisted that it was possible
to fly, and as you can see, they were right.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were
as kids, but I laughed more.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
For my birthday, my brother bought me an elephant for
my room. I said thanks, he said, don't mention it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Two brothers got really mad at me today for calling
them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
My half brother and I are not allowed to play
with chainsaws anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Did you know Albert Einstein had a younger brother named Frank.
He was a monster Frank Einstein.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Who was Obi Wan Kenobi's brother, Obi two Kenobi.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
My brother doesn't know how to change a light bulb.
You could say he isn't the brightest.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
My brother tried to kill me using static electricity. It
was a shocking experience.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I got a PlayStation five for my little brother, best
trade ever.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
My twin brother called me from prison. He said, you
know how we finish each other's sentences.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
My little brother graduated clown school at age eight. Rather
large feet for such a small guy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's already been thirty years since my brother threw a
wall clock at me in rage. Can't believe how time flies.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I bought my little brother three socks for Christmas. My
parents said that he's grown another foot since last year.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
My sister came out today and told us that she
identifies as a musical instrument. I always had my suspicions
about Armonica.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My wife to our son, go brush your teeth with
your sister. Me from the other the room, no use
a toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I asked my sister what exam she was having tomorrow.
She said, tomorrow is history. I replied, no, tomorrow is future.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
My sister fell in love with an astronaut, but it
abruptly ended. Turns out he always wanted space.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
My sister bet me fifteen dollars. I couldn't build a
car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face
as I drove pasta.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever
mentions his sister Onya. She invented the starting pistol Omia Marx.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
My sister is addicted to break fluid, but it's okay
because she can stop anytime.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
My egotistical sister liked to ride tall ponies. I often
had to tell her to get off her high horse.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
CARDI b has a sister who is a runner cardiol.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
My sister said, these oranges taste funny. My dad said,
what are they doing telling jokes?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
When Darth Vader died, I'm surprised his sister didn't rise
to power. Hella Vader.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Why did the middle child inherit the family ac company?
He was the central heir. I'm Bob, Jeffy and I'm
Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for National
Siblings Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs
and groans far and wide, so please do us a
favor and share just one of these jokes with your
family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Thanks for Those with an interest in the business and
finance sector, then listen to The Daily Business and Finance
Show podcast. The show provides a concise, yet comprehensive summary
of the day's significant economic events in five minute, byte
sized episodes. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeartMedia, or on
(06:52):
your favorite podcast app. Search for The Daily Business and
Finance Show in your podcast app, or check the show
notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast
is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page
for social media links and joke credits. Check out our
other podcasts and our network at Classicstudios dot com.
When your female sibling is in a tough spot with
no solutions, it is a crisis.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What did the cell say when its siblings stepped on
its foot? Aw mitosis?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What sibling fruits are the funniest? The punkins.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
One of my favorite memories is when my siblings and
I would roll downhill in attire. Those were good years.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What did the doctor tell her sibling after looking at
her tilted nose the diagnosis?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings
in bread?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What do cows call churned cream made from their half siblings?
Milk butter from another utter?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
A group of siblings was really upset when they found
out their pet bunnies had escaped. They were too young
to deal with hair loss.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
How did lady's brother feel about her when he learned
they were siblings? He was lukewarm.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
What do you call a male sibling who doesn't bathe
another brother?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
What do you call a self centered female sibling who
takes Sylphie's all the time and loves looking at herself
in the mirror? A narciss sister.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon, then awl
be a monkey's uncle.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero?
By the time they're done arguing about who will change it,
their mom has already done it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
My sibling Tom wants me to be in goal for
his football team. I said no, I'm not my brother's keeper.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Stay tuned for more dad jokes after this short intermission.
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings? His sisters?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I wish Disney Plus had decided to make Grogor the
younger sibling of Yoda, then he could be named Broda.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What did train say when they visited a sibling in
South Korea? Hey, Soul's sister.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Have you heard of post Malone's siblings? His older brother
is called pre Malone and his middle brother is called
present Malone.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalize
his siblings? A munchkin?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
My brother and I always had really untidy hair. We
just didn't gell.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I grew up in the circus in me. My mom, dad,
and thirteen siblings were all clowns. It didn't pay much,
but luckily we only needed one car.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What do you call sleeping siblings? Napkin?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
My father was born as a conjoined twin. After the surgery,
his sibling became my uncle. Once removed.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We named our second kid as constant. The kid became
a zero after we differentiated the siblings.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You shouldn't make stereotype jokes such as something about riddnics
marrying their sisters. Only a few of the Riddnics I
know actually bothered to get married.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother. Suddenly,
do you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called? Broco Lee?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Did you know jar Jar Binks has a brother who
is a famous author, George Orwell.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
My brother just broke the record by downing twenty two
Russian jets in Ukraine. He'll forever be remembered as the
worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
A century ago. Two brothers insisted that it was possible
to fly, and as you can see, they were right.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were
as kids, but I laughed more.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
For my birthday, my brother bought me an elephant for
my room. I said thanks, he said, don't mention it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Two brothers got really mad at me today for calling
them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
My half brother and I are not allowed to play
with chainsaws anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Did you know Albert Einstein had a younger brother named Frank.
He was a monster Frank Einstein.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Who was Obi Wan Kenobi's brother, Obi two Kenobi.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
My brother doesn't know how to change a light bulb.
You could say he isn't the brightest.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
My brother tried to kill me using static electricity. It
was a shocking experience.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I got a PlayStation five for my little brother, best
trade ever.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
My twin brother called me from prison. He said, you
know how we finish each other's sentences.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
My little brother graduated clown school at age eight. Rather
large feet for such a small guy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's already been thirty years since my brother threw a
wall clock at me in rage. Can't believe how time flies.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I bought my little brother three socks for Christmas. My
parents said that he's grown another foot since last year.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
My sister came out today and told us that she
identifies as a musical instrument. I always had my suspicions
about Armonica.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My wife to our son, go brush your teeth with
your sister. Me from the other the room, no use
a toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I asked my sister what exam she was having tomorrow.
She said, tomorrow is history. I replied, no, tomorrow is future.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
My sister fell in love with an astronaut, but it
abruptly ended. Turns out he always wanted space.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
My sister bet me fifteen dollars. I couldn't build a
car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face
as I drove pasta.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever
mentions his sister Onya. She invented the starting pistol Omia Marx.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
My sister is addicted to break fluid, but it's okay
because she can stop anytime.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
My egotistical sister liked to ride tall ponies. I often
had to tell her to get off her high horse.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
CARDI b has a sister who is a runner cardiol.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
My sister said, these oranges taste funny. My dad said,
what are they doing telling jokes?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
When Darth Vader died, I'm surprised his sister didn't rise
to power. Hella Vader.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Why did the middle child inherit the family ac company?
He was the central heir. I'm Bob, Jeffy and I'm
Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for National
Siblings Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs
and groans far and wide, so please do us a
favor and share just one of these jokes with your
family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Thanks for Those with an interest in the business and
finance sector, then listen to The Daily Business and Finance
Show podcast. The show provides a concise, yet comprehensive summary
of the day's significant economic events in five minute, byte
sized episodes. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeartMedia, or on
(06:52):
your favorite podcast app. Search for The Daily Business and
Finance Show in your podcast app, or check the show
notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast
is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page
for social media links and joke credits. Check out our
other podcasts and our network at Classicstudios dot com.
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