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January 14, 2026 33 mins

On today's episode we talk about Dylan actually winning some bets last week, Bad Larry's place of employment and his duties to serve our country. Also Shea in Irving talks about his marriage and his encounters with crazy women and the common denominator. Enoy!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. You bring this on yourself.
I don't bring anything.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's you know, my story is a story of redemption,
of rebirth, of you know, similar to the Easter story.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
If we want to get into that.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, it's not. Are you staying your Jesus?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, I'm saying that. You know, do you have a
Jesus complex?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Who's done more heroin? You're Jesus.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's You're going to hell. We're going to hell. Yes,
I have, obviously, Yeah, yeah, okay, but you brought up
fentanyl last week.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I brought up an anecdote that was part of a
conversational Lord, a conversation we were having, and the tennis
moms really keyed.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
In on that.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
The phantom Yeah, the pit bull, Yeah, that one that
was the more wild part to me.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, that was a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Sounds fucking awful.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I delivered doss a couple of letters of them German shepherds, not.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
German shepherds, No, I don't. I don't like German shepherds.
So you didn't deliver them. You actually delivered them to
somebody you didn't actually no. Yeah, okay, so you're an
O B G Y N essentially. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
How soon did you make them fight?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Wow? We did it. But my mom was mean, okay,
what do we do with the sprite tan? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, I keep forgetting about that.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Larry, Hey, Dan.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, all right, I just want to make sure you're there.
We we already started without you.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
You gets early and I was right at you, why well.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
We couldn't get ahold of you. And then she started
talking about last week with the reaction from the tennis
moms that he went into great detail about fentanyl and
uh and he and you sound surprised that they reacted
to said fentanyl comments.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I mean, you know, we welcome all listeners, but like,
shut the fuck up. You can you can listen, shut them, yeah, listen,
no talk shut your damn Okay, but what is.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It like when you go out with your wife and
you're around the tennis moms.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh no, no, no, I don't think you do? Do you?
Are you?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I do? And they're all like there, oh, hey, how's
it going. They're like, how's the show? Like, you know, yeah,
you fucking fucking asshole, bad Larry. You at work?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I am sitting at the beach. Yeah, okay, I get it,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, okay, but what are you policing at the beach?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Absolutely damn Yeah, there's nothing going on here, there's no
but the gate was open to the beach that a
lot of times is locked. But so someone must be
on the base, you know, training and they're going to
do some running later on. I guess do we have.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
The listeners like Iran or Venezuela? Can we check that?
Because this is where they were attacking.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
They're coming in on the Jersey shore.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
They would have trained here, they would have trained here.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's the last the last line of defense is Larry
in the Coast Guard.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
This is their Omaha beach. Yea, we're done for.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Putin will not invade on when Tuesday or Wednesdays when
you're working, stay away.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
The sub the periscope pops up seas Larry and just
goes right.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Back swarm of drugs. He's like, yeah, uh, now we
started over once the playoffs started, so we Dylan was
able to put the regular season. And look who won
three units last week? What happened to the future spots
that we made.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't know if we need to take a look
at those either. Actually bad.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Larry won four units last week and Shah lost one unit.
I don't count.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
How does it feel? The fucking suck?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't be miss loss. I don't count it you
but we do, OK, But.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Then really quickly before we forget, there is a pressing issue,
which is Larry is lacking a pigment upgrade.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Larry, when you're gonna do the spray ten.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's stuffed up to you guys, we got to you know,
few her is an easy month to Valentine's Day. We
don't really care about that.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Why else don't you care about February?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Larry?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I know, I'm just saying year, and you know, oh
maybe the baby's christening. Yeah, I got to pick a
spot where I should have done it. I should have
done it when I was in Europe, Larry, you're in
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You can't throw a fucking dart and not hit a
Tanning Salon Fair.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, like Snookie, where's she go?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, go to her guy or girl.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh, that's probably down in the Seaside right, perfect.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I've been to Seaside Heights. How is it on the boardwalk?
His wife loves the boardwalk at Seaside Heights. Why she
went there as a kid, and I remember she had
all of us go there. We rented a house down
in Barnegat Bay and we went to Seaside Heights and

(05:17):
she was in heaven. Now that Italian me and the
kids were like.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't know, Barnagut could fishing now, I don't know
anything else about it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, I didn't go in the water. I'm just saying
we down there. I've also been to Asbury Park. There
you go, that's had a come around. That's a better
town than it was. Yeah, but I didn't realize that.
I went to the beach and uh, it was like
that show Heated Rivalry. What it was all guys all dudes?

(05:51):
Oh all right, it's a dude on dude action.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
So very liberated towners, fire island things.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I think it is I but I didn't realize it.
I just it was one of those where my wife said, hey,
you'll find us, and all of a sudden I walked
there and I saw a let's see a guy, a
friend of mine, his son was there. Yeah, but he
was out, you know, Oh yeah he was out, but
but he was like, greeted me at a speedo on

(06:24):
no resilient.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I got to hide this boner before I get to the.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's going to be really failure. Had a couple of
my ties with the boys. I will say though they
got after it. Though the gaze are great.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
They might be number one seed partying.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
They did not get cheated. Did you go to a
different town you're trying to score? You just find we
don't know that they're homosexual.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Ray, we marked it. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
You need to fucking get it together.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
What you're so politically? I am an ally okay, but
you can't use certain terms. I didn't know that was
a bad term to you. It is, okay, I didn't.
If you get approval then okay, but even then I
wouldn't use it.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
We should get it. We should get a gay man
on the horn and ask him if he gets it's
a homo past.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Larry right y. Yeah, big day Ray. I didn't even
do the starting lineup here, Big Dave Ray is here,
he's the producer. Dylan's here. Shay Marvin has to listen
to this, and of course bad Larry. He is protecting
our shores.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
The Diego Pavilla Award. Uh, Dylan? Did you win this?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Dan?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was up three years and who won this?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Ray?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Shay won this week for believing in him The Chargers.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm sorry. I'm a Herbert Truther. I am I always
will be.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I think he's awesome. I do he is, but that
doesn't mean you take them.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I just love I have kind of just been waiting
for the drop with the Patriots and it just is
not yet.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Not yet. I think I would I would not be
surprised they won that game. Yeah. By the way, we
have a new sponsor on the the actual radio show.
It's Dude Wipes and they have a scent called Shay
Shay Butter. I heard that, yeah, and I thought of you.
It's a spell the same way.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, lawsuit incoming.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sh Shay Sheha Butter Tray. By the way, you know,
I talked to Bill Kauer about when people are coming
over to date his daughters, and he sounded like a coach.
He was like, there's three things, and he would say
there's consequences, and he talked about be home before midnight,

(08:47):
and then there was one. So he was very pragmatic
about this is this is how this, how this goes down,
this is how this happens here, and he uh laid
it out and then Reggie Miller was like freaking out.
His daughter are like five and nine, and he's worried
about that. I am, you got three dollars? Yeah, how
did you hatele it?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Probably with more grace than you.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
You weren't like super protective or no, because I wanted
to let them know that I trusted them. Oh no,
I don't feel I think.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
It also works the opposite way if you're too if
you swing too hard to the overbearing side, well that's.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
L uh no.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm very concerned with it. Like I said, the father
daughter dance is coming up, and there's a lot of
girls in my eldest kid in fifth grade that are
asking boys yeah to the dance.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, girls, I know, I know, I know, I don't
I don't envy you at all raising girls now, But
I I only ask that if they came into the house,
they had to come up and say hello to me.
And you know, there was obviously a curfew. And but
you have to let them know that you trust them,

(09:56):
like you've instilled these things in them. But I don't
trust the boys. That's oh no, no. But that's why
I'm saying. You tell them not to trust the boys,
right like you have to, you know, say that. Yeah, yeah,
I'm just going to clean goods every time a boy
comes over. I don't think anybody is going to be
comfortable coming over with you there.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You might ruin their lives.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Actually, yeah, good, yes, yes, Mark, How.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Is your wife with your son as far as dating girls,
because mothers are super protective because my mom and my
grandmother they weren't big on my wife, Like, who is
this fast little heffer.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Trying to take our boy by the way? Boy, Hey
o man, thank you Italiano. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
But she's Italian Italian, not Italian American. Her family from
the old country.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I said, Wayna said that when I met her, Okay, because.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I knew well Italian moms and their sweet little boys
are definitely.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yess, that's a little bit different my my wife. She
loves she loves her son. Yeah, yeah, she does. That's
like there's by the way she loves Yeah, Jack's good.
Seems solid. Yeah, but uh, I don't think she was
that protective of who he was dating.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, I don't think it works the same. No, But Shay,
you're fine. It's not like your daughters have like you
in the roommate's DNA in them or anything. Definitely not
going to bet.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's what I'm worried about about shiptheads. I think recapping. Uh,
Shade didn't do well in college football and bad. Larry
did really well. He won all his Dylan split.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Hey, Larry.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Want to explain to you about Asber. You know they
had the riots in the sixties. The school assists someone
to ship. Of course, gays have to come back and
reigentify the city. That's why when you were there, they
were all gays. It is back now, not quite. You
can't move in yet, although.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Who can't move awesome? Who can't move in.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Young husbands and wives who haven't had children yet? Ken,
because it's coming back in ten years from now. When
they got to use this full systement it will be okay, huge,
comeback now. Seaside, I must have not known you then
I wouldn't let you go there.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You you knew me.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Then it's Ocean County.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm just saying. And and by the way, I went
to the Stone Pony. Uh just see Southside, Johnny, right.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
As well Asbury's Mammoth County. It's a way better place
than Seaside and Seaside Heights.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, I'm just I'm just saying. My wife loves that
carneie feel of the boardwalk. That's good. They'll do that. Dude.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
That also, that sounded like a fake sentence. You went
to the Stone Pony Disease south Side, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I know it was good. It was fun. Uh, let's
see recapping the NFL. So, Dylan, you still have your
Super Bowl exact the Bills to beat the Niners. Okay,
you're still alive. Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Did you see?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
DraftKings gave me the odds of the most Faia Bowl
matchup for the Super Bowl, and it was Seattle and Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh really yeah? And I things tied with Seattle in
New England.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh no, Seattle in New England was number one. Seattle's
in the three of the four bets Top Odds Vegas.
Right now, they love Seattle, man, do we love Dartles.
That's so, let's see, are we betting on the National
Title game? Bat Larry, I'll start with you. That's a

(13:31):
Monday night of course in Miami.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Right I got Indiana and I have the over at
forty eight and a half. And I'm just looking. I
send these picks in last night and they didn't have
half the games, and I didn't buy the paper yet
this morning, but right on my picks, I only had
only had three NFL games listed, So I'm gonna have
to add some add some picks after we go through

(13:56):
the college picks. I want Indiana and the over in
that college.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Gun, I think it's down to forty seven and a half.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Larry, thank you, I want that over.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I think it's forty I mentioned that on the show,
that forty seven and a half. Yeah, it was forty
eight and a half. Forty seven and a half. Yeah,
it was forty eight this morning. Yeah, what well, what
number were we going to go with?

Speaker 6 (14:19):
Forty seven and a half?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh some of them? Let's see So you've got Indiana
minus eight and a.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Half, Indiana minus eight and a half and over now
forty seven and a half.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, okay, Dylan, I also have Indiana minus eight and
a half. Dan, They've just been beating the breaks off
of everyone. Carson back a couple turnovers, being bang boom.
That's it.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
How about you? I just got the ounder. It was
forty eight when I hit it, but forty seven and
a half.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I like Cigarette could run for president. I fucking can't
pay for him. I'll tell you that that phone bank
for that motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I love that dude, all right.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
That brings us to the NFL this week bad Larry
is the leader in the clubhouse plus four units, So
go ahead.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Larry, Damn. I got the Seahawks minus to seven. I
had the Broncos getting a point and a half from
the Bills. I have that under at forty six and
a half, and I have the Rams over the Bears. Now, Ray,
I need you to jump in here and give me
the other games this weekend with the lines, and I'll

(15:20):
come back in a had if I like anything.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Well, to start, Seahawks are minus seven and a half.
Broncos are minus one and a half and the under
is forty five and a half in that Bill's Broncos game.
So you went oh for three to start, and then.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
The Broncos are now favored.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that flip.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I guess my picks got out. Yeah yeah, I'll take
I'll take all three of them the same way. That's fine.
And then you see one of the other matchups.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
The only game you're missing is New England's minus three
versus Houston.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
New England minus three and Ray I have a Super Bowl.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Proph Yeah, you gave me the future.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Let me look it up. I got Larry's like some
of my picks must have gotten now, like someone intercepted
his carrier pigeon.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
I'm not at my.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Offline, not at your office the beach.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I'm not my home office. I'm on the beach. I
don't have my picks in front of me.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Are you drinking beers down there?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I just have a coke from Rays and I am
not drinking beers.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, good, that sounded like a lie. What was the
last time you had a water.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Actually, yes that I did have some water.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Water?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Are you still doing it? By the handful?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Larry. Yeah, when I take it out of the creek,
the creek, all right, Dylan, all right, I've got the
Buffalo Bills plus one and a half against the Broncos,
Niners money line against the Sea Hawks.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Substate Electrical substation be damned. I'm going with the forty
nine ers wants to eat plus two eighty. I back
to what we said before. I'm kind of waiting on
a Donald game. I hate to say it. I like
Sam Donald. I just I'm buying low.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Like do you really like Sam Donald? Like, tell me
it seems like a nice guy. I mean, you don't
know him, No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
He could be a dick. I suppose that his face too. Yeah,
he does look kind of like a lego.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
But I don't know if you can trust that. I
can't a metisoda. I hope he, you know, has a
happy life in retirement. But I don't think seven and
a half is fucking reasonable. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
And the Niners are.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Just how we wait to get to you, right, you
know what? Thank you, Dan, Dylan, continue, thank you and
guy in last place during.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Texans plus three against the Patriots and the Rams minus
three and a half against.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
The Baby I thought you were going to go Texans straight.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Up, you call me a coward, not at all.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I just thought, you know, I try to handicap your handicapping.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, hey, I had Niners money line last week. I'm
gonna run it back.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
You should get a handicap sticker. I had one of those.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I would love one. You get in a lot of
trouble that if they've.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Catched you, and they should. No, come on.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Most of the people who have them are bullshit exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Just okay, but I hate when I see somebody parking
in a handicap parking I don't do it and they
don't have. You know, chiropractors can give you handicap parking permit.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
They should have one.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, I got a bad back prove I don't. That's
fair enough. I went, okay, man, you're up all right.
Last place coming back, I got the Broncos. I guess
it's one and a half now against Josh Allen, Niners
plus seven and a half, Tejanos plus three and fingernails
plus three and a half. Electric What a fucking roll

(18:46):
they've been on.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Okay, I have to say that RAMS game is not
the most convincing ever. I mean the Panthers squirrely though,
I just I don't know. The Bears are kind of
in that category. Something has to go wrong at some point,
right like.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Keep the It usually goes wrong in the first three quarters,
uh huh, and then the end somehow comes back.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
They put up thirty in the fourth.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yean'd be good, you know, it would quiet one dan
Ad if the Bears lost.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, which I think most people would be all right with.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then there's part of me that
would like the Bears to do something in this decade
so we can stop talking about nineteen eighty six that.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Actually I can see the Bears.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
If the Bears win, do they still this ownership still
move the stadium outside of the city.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yes, wow, yeah, I think that has no bearing now.
Outs we are selling those T shirts the one ten
twenty six for the second biggest day and Bears if
they win this game that we're gonna have to update it.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, I know anything else you'd like to add, Larry,
I'll start with you. Do you have a uniform that you.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Wear So I have a golf shirt on right now, but.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
So you don't wear a uniform protecting our shore in Jersey?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, usually I'm in a security car, but that's on
the brink. So I'm gonna rent a car, a brand
new Dodge something six thousand miles on it. Yeah, I
don't even want to say that.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
What's the license plate?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Give me advent L.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
It's in my name. I'm the guy wanted it out.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah great, Wait, you have a security car that you
rented from like fucking Alamo.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, no security car. The security car is in the
shop getting six but it's it might take a couple
of months. So we just rent a car from enterprise. Enterprise.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Do you imagine the New Jersey body shop they got
a hold of that contract.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Oh oh, nice to a car. I mean, this is
fucking Dingbat's gonna be denting this thing up every day.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Uh wait, dah, I'm not finished. I need ray. Do
I have a future? I thought?

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, I'm still trying to I'll text you after the show.
I'm still trying to find it.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I have it somewhere, Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Could it be the rams over. I think it's still alive,
but I don't want to bet that New England. I
like the Texans in the game, but if I have
the parlay the other way, for the super Bowl. You
know my rooting effects who wins the games. Yeah, I
don't want to take the Texans if I have that
in the super Bowl parlay.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Well, Larry, once your message in a bottle reaches the
Connecticut shore array will probably be able to loop you in.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
You know what, I don't even care about. It's only
one unit on the Super Bowl thing, So I'm going
to take the Texans plus three against New England.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
All right? I like it, Larry?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
All right, all right, Larry, go back to protecting our
shores because.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
That's the next I bet one unit bet. Good luck
you guys. Yeah, I'm gonna actually, I'm gonna go to lunchtime.
I'm gonna go to get some lunch.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
What do you get for lunch? You don't you ordered
the same thing? Do you?

Speaker 4 (21:49):
I thought you meant how much time do I get
to lunch? What do I get?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Which? You got a couple of So you get.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Two because it's a ten hour shift. I come on,
take one one in the morning and one later on
this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's isn't that dinner?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
And then two fifteen minute breaks. The whole day is
a break. So I don't take them anymore. What am
I going to do for lunch? I think it goes.
How about chicken caesar salad? I wouldn't expect that.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I don't. It's some water water, some water that I
did not expect that. Yeah, are you going to drink
a Budweiser?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yet to be determined.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's a hard yea, that's a yes, because he's got
what his hand yeh. Yeah, all right, Larry, Well, thank you,
thank you for serving your service Betterans Day. Do we
have to like send.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
We should actually get a video of Larry on Veterans Day,
just saluting.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Of my kids. Put her on the school wall, Dylan,
anything you'd like to add. No.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I went over to actually Chas on Sunday. We actually
made chicken caesar salad with the roommates. Lame, she doesn't like.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
The food was great, but the two of them in
the kitchen, it was just like a nightmare scenario.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Someone sounds a little threatened thread.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
It was just like there's two of you.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Finally, the big dog rolls in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
All of a sudden, you.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Have the exact same like thought process and mannerisms as
my wife. It's not something you should be bragging about.
They're both just like shut.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
You can't say that.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
She does say a lot of things like obviously I'd
love to defend you. Sometimes when she says she and
I'm like, yeah, fucking she's right, dickhead, Come.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
On, who cares. I'm trying to get the platter next week.
Next week. It's supposed to be ready on this Friday,
and then I'll bring it in so you can bring
it home. Since your daughter is the one who cracked
open the pin she did?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Is that like a like a US open second place one?
Like it's like a tray, it's like.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
A silver platter, yes, with her with their name on it. Yeah,
we uh. I text Shay to get this spelling.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
And then they go around for a year with it
and it Yeah, they get to take it home and
then but does it go back to you?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, it's like the Stanley cup. They go do anything
but then to give it to you.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
For a year and then you bring it back. She's stoked. No,
she should be very proud. It's a long list of.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Great How many years has the Christmas party been?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Too many?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
There was too many after the first one, right.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Too many? Has it always been that big? Or did
it it was a little bit larger this year. Yeah,
there was a lot of people, a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
The COVID years your favorite.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
And I sat outside with the dog with the fire
pit going, and it was great because people would just
drive by, they'd honk and I'd wave and I'd be like,
this is great. I loved no one's Yeah, it was great. Yeah.
Anything you would like Dad Shay.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Doing another show. Uh, I think tonight Dylan's coming over. Yeah,
do a little pie.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
What's going on? It feels like there's a whole like
Ray is Dylan's good buddy here. Yeah, and it feels
like hat friends. It's just we're business day. It's a business.
It's all business, okay. Because Ray seems a little sad
that he doesn't get invited. I've gone over, Yeah, invited.

(25:15):
He's My kids are scared of him. Why because he's tall.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yeah, they were scared of me the first time.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, they don't. They're not fans well, and they're not
afraid of Dylan. No, they're more Deylan is like a clown.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Their clowns are scared of always like, tell.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
It, you fucker. I have a friend who like a
grown man. He's in his sixties. He's afraid of clowns.
I am.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I'm afraid of clowns. I'm not afraid. I'm like trepidacious,
like that guy is probably a serial correct.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, I'm not big on clowns.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
No clown Absolutely, not afraid of clowns. But I'm not
like stoked. If there's one there.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're cardis. They're fucking cardies. You can't trust.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think it kind of ruined.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
John Wayne Gazon. Yes, that's your series, but I've done
a little more damage in the movie. But like Barrel,
he put.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Up numbers as a clown. Yes, anyways of clown do
you remember? Do you remember when I think it was
Sarah Balen was in Illinois and she was the great
hometown of John Wayne. It was John Wayne.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I wish like she was around now because Twitter would
fucking dude.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Her and the like genuine social media era would have
been fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Gold miss her.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
What is she doing? She's just chilling in Alaska.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Keeping an eye on Russia.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, somebody's got now we actually need her to back
then from her front yard.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I can see it from my house. Yeah, how they
killed her on Saturday Live? Remember that?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh my god, that was good.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah por Port John.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Okay, yes, okay, yeah, yeah, well no he had to
take her, well, he took her on.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't wanted to.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
That was definitely not his first choice. That was engineered.
I felt bad for Yeah, You're like, hey, do you
want a fucking dumbass lady from Alaska? And he's like, for.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Sure, I think she's Libri hot too.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
She was hot. Yeah, she's got Lauren Bobert doesn't look
all that.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Is it Bert Bobert.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I don't know. I know she cranked that guy off
at the Beetle Juice Broadway vaping. I love you.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
That was not a day off for her.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
She's strong.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Like you don't agree with their views like Candice Owners
is another one, like I don't agree with her reviews,
but my goodness, yeah, both both b o F F
both bit both.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
There's a there's a few uh hot psychos out there.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's always the problem.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, you know, I almost makes them hotter than.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I've ever called my mom but years ago, decades ago,
and I was like, I broke up with this one too.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
She went fucking crazy blah blah blah, and she was like,
Shay the last four girls you've been with have all
been crazy, and the one thing they got in comedies
your dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Your mom is a smart lady, she.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Makes Did she say anything about the roommate being crazy?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
No, she loved the roommate from the jump, which I mean,
I don't know. They're probably both crazy, so it makes sense. No,
she's always like the roommate, which sucks for me.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, she's great.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I'm saying my mama should have my back, and every
time she's like, well, you're an idiot, of course, what
makes right?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Do you think your the roommate could walk off with
somebody else? Never? Never know that's impossible. Really really, she
does really seem to like shade. No, she's yeah, we're
very much intuned in that regard. She's just mean to me,
that's all. I don't know if it's mean. All these

(28:48):
rules and regulations and like how to act and how
not to act and all this other shit, that's mean.
Maybe she's trying to make you better. Here we go,
that's exactly what say, that's exactly what she would make
make you better. Ungovernable, leave me alone. That is true.
You don't get married and think you could change something.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Exactly, especially me, like you know what you're getting. I'm
pretty fucking bold and honest. Yeah, I'm not hiding ship. Now,
did you ever?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
No, ever, look, you know what you're getting with me? Okay,
even bulls like you didn't hide any Did you hide
eight ball? I mean when the cops came.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, some things need not be hidden though.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
The walls exists for a reason.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
But when you disappeared for three days, yeah, several times. Yeah,
she knew, like yeah she knew. Okay, that was common,
like that was a possibility.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
But she didn't know where you were going. No, of
course not okay, but I didn't but I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, that makes too fair.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Enough, alright, fair enough. Once again, it's Shae in Irving
in Irving, not Shae and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast.
My thanks, of course to Marvin, who was very excited.
Got a big month coming up ahead.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Shortest one. Maybe let's go.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
All right, let's consolidate all the colle fiends of black
Americans in this country to one month.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Let's go, Wait, when was an actually leap year. That's
got to be a big one, right, that's twenty eight days, oh,
twenty nine days, twenty nine.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Days, three days, excuse me, twenty eight it's January this Monday.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, that's January.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yep, we get time and a half.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
We should slide on Monday, we should we should slide
that one into February.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
I agree. M Okay, did have a dream, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I dream that every four years. February twenty nine days.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Let's take Let's take a time out and just go
into the weekend and enjoy the games. Thanks for joining us.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Win some bets.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, I don't know. Kind of we lost the energy there.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Well, you told us to calm it down, that is true.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was okay, Yeah, I think change ruminating now.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Think it was the February Yeah maybe yeah, my bad,
it has nut said.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
It's almost February.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Super Bowls a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
It always seems like an eternity away.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, get away for Super Shay in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh, let's go not hill tender dumping.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Grounds, old stopping grounds. I've spent some time there before. Yeah,
decades ago, got weird a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, San Francis because fun.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh yeah, you're get in trouble easy, but you don't
do that anymore. No, but I mean, don't.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Let me find you in the street corner in Richmond.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
The real issue is if we find him in Oakland somewhere.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
But that's what I'm saying Richard, my people. Yeah, but
I don't know how much fun you can have. That'd
be the problem. You've had so much fun, but now
you can't do anything. I can't do anything. Yeah, you're
not going to do anything. Well, still having fun talking shit?
I don't know. Is that fun it is for me? Thanks?
I mean, day have all right? Well we drink it again?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Coitor part of me.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, it's good. No, I don't want you drinking, but
you know I have seen you drinking and it's been fun.
It was fun. Yeah. Were you drinking in Vegas? No? No,
at the bar?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
No, I wasn't drinking there. Oh okay, I wish that's
when John with producer John.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
When I was there, sh Hammard like seven the woman
and the woman who worked No, no, no, no, no, it
was hammerd DC's Okay, So I got Shay on the
other side of me as I'm talking to the person
who works with me, and then Shae's like, man, you
got to hit that.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
You got one of these the scarface around both.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
No, but I was like, I work, no, no stop.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
She was nice.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, she's a very nice person. Yeah yeah, you got hit.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
She's like, who's this guy? Who's this guy in his
ninth Dike Coke.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
She didn't like him. She thought he was entertaining. He's
a likable guys most women do. Yep, they find you entertaining,
They find me all right, Then they find a restraining they.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Find the ex it find the police.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
That it. That'll do it. We've done it. We've done
another show and have a great weekend gambling wise. Everybody
will talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes Again.
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