February 5, 2026 • 20 mins
The boys are back at it from San Francisco where they recap their losses and fire away new bets for the Big Game!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. And it's a
road trip. We're in San Francisco. I got Dylan to
the left of me, Big day, Ray producing straight ahead, Marvin,
who's eating but still running all the controls. Marvin's got
his mouthful of it's a meat. It's a meet Thursday here.
It's been a meat every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I did almost botch it today, but it was a
close call. I know. I don't need to hear about
it now. Oh I'd rather not say sorry, no, no, no,
it's okay. Sometimes you don't the labor pains I don't
care about. Just show me the baby. Yeah, I can
get you a baby. You can. How much notice do
(01:14):
you need? Okay, Bad Larry in Jersey and Shaye in
Irving is under the weather and he's under he's at home.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
They say, are you like one of those like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Go to work every day no matter what kind of guys?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I don't know what kind of image you have
of me and your head, you idiot, but that's definitely
not me.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Uh well, it's great to have you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Shay.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I thought you were coming out and joining us here.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I was supposed to, and then it got a day
later because it's some work crap, and then the flu
came and I just I couldn't do it. Danny, I
feel I feel awful, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Like do you feel awful? Like because you're sick?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I feel awful that the roommate has been my last
three days and I'm curiously not getting any better.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That is that is rather suspicious.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
She keeps playing misery on the TV and making me.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The roofmates. Kathy, Larry, are you working today?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
It's unbelievable, Dan, I am they fired?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Who got fired?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You know when you're when you work with me and like,
I'm such a stellar employee, Sometimes you don't, you know,
you don't pull your own weight. And they got rid
of them. I don't know why they got rid of them,
but me to fill in, you know, a couple of
the extra days till they get a replacement for him.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And you know, I don't how shitty you have to
be right, You lose your job and then Larry gets
your gets more.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'm employee of the decade. I can't believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Uh, let me read.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
But I'm just saying. So I'm here guarding the shore
again today, third day in a row. Dan, I'm not
good at this.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But there's no Iranian tankers or you know, any bombs
going to be dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Actually the beach is closed because it's all snow covered
and I haven't been up there in two days.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's the perfect times then, yeah, yeah, when you least expected. Okay,
so let me recap bad Larry won three units. No,
he's up plus three. He lost zero units last week.
Dylan lost two units. He's now minus five for the playoffs.
Shay didn't lose a unit, so he's still minus two.
(03:40):
Is our math correct here on this big day?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Ray for me? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The DP takes a gambled parlay record. Now owen seven. Congratulations,
that's not terrible. The Diego Pavilla Award stands Dylan nine
times he's won it, and then Shay with five, Larry
with four, Lane Kiffin got one, and Diego pavia Who
(04:10):
lied about his height or Vanderbilt did? They had him
listed at six foot in the program and he's five
to nine.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's not like we were off by an inch.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, that's propaganda. What do you mean, that's propaganda from
the school. That's not a we forgot it and it's like, oh,
we're just gonna be full of ship. Well why, yeah,
he's obviously not six feet.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, but why did they put him at sixty propaganda?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my god? About the only one alive?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What are you talking? You're under your has a better
chance of getting drafted.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, so kids like him more and all the other
craps six feet tall versus five nine? Go on the apps,
you'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Why why not listen? If he's unhinged, he would be
six feet Why.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Don't he be a virgin? Come on, give him six feet?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god. Mike Rabels joked about chopping off his
dick to win a Super Bowl. Yeah, well, see if
he's joking or not, well, at what point do they
get to the fourth quarter and like two minutes ago
and they're like, hey, Mike, you're down four and I
think you're gonna have to be down six. Who do
(05:27):
you need? What to name? Lorena Bobbitt? Yeah? Yeah, recommended?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah damn imagic? Cut it off too soon?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
If if that hasn't happened to Shay with his wife,
Yeah it might.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It probably did.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I wondered name one of.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The I want to name one of the daughters Lorena,
and she wouldn't let me. Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Tom Brady says he has no dog in this fight.
Just hilariously.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Actually, I could see Tom Brady being one of those
guys who rooting.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Against the Patriots. I did think that, like nobody takes
them to the super Bowl and wins only me. Yeah,
he is that guy. How did you read that?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Uh? Shay, I totally agree. I don't think he could
hit anybody shine next to him. That's probably why let
his wife get taken away by a Presilian jiu jitsuer.
She was too popular and pretty. He had to get
rid of her. He d some TikToker or some shit
fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Bad Larry your thoughts on? Tom Brady says, he's not
rooting for anybody.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
He has to be rooting for the Fatriss, no doubt
in my mind, although I do like Shay M. Dylan's
take on it. Can he be one of those scumbags
who just says, now that I'm not here, I want
them to lose every game?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Or that's what if he was, if he was rooting
for the Patriots, he could have just said that, Yeah,
he said, I don't really have a dog in this. Also,
if he's kind of had quite the unceremonious post playing,
like if Tom Brady wins the super with the rides
off into the sunset, we don't hear for a while.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He's like a legend. He's real working backwards.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He wants us to hate him again.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
All right, sure, not a problem for Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Do it, buddy, You got it. You got another hater
and me, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, apparently some of his former teammates aren't pleased with
him either, like Sante Samuel and Vince Wilfork.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Probably Braxton Barrios too.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Did he date his ex girlfriend? Well, that was the
picture with Tom Brady will on the yacht. Yes, with
Braxton Barrios his ex girlfriend what's her name, like, Alex
Cooper something, Alex Earl, Alex Earl. Yeah, but there is
an Alex Cooper there. Alex Earl is spelled a l
i X, which that sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Alex.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, sh let me recap from last week. Let's see,
bad Larry had Patriots Patriots, Frank was under Seahawks, Rams
over and Rams getting two and a half against Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Right, two and two.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's five hundred.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You still lose on the big.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Juice, Larry.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
We'll get it all.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Let's all talk at once, and then let's all not
talk it all at once. Uh Shay had Broncos plus
four and a half against the Patriots, and uh plus
two and a half against Sea Hawks. Hanks and Dylan
money line Broncos Seahawks minus two and a half. H
(08:39):
you had Ram, Seahawks under and Broncos defense anytime touchdown?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, So that's why you didn't do well. That is
why I didn't Okay, all right, part of the reason
that leads us to this week, Bad Larry. I'm going
to start with you, since you're the leader in the clubhouse.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I know Shane's not gonna like this right away, but
four units on Seattle minus to four and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Then I want one unit. I don't know what Ray's
gonna give me the odds on East Thing one unit
race to fifteen points, I have Seattle. I think I
had a minus one eighty.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Then I have race to thirty points. This is like
a it was ten thirty last night. One unit on
Seattle at plus one ninety in the race to thirty points,
and one unit on neither team gets to thirty points
at minus one forty. So as long as New England
doesn't win the race to thirty, I'll pick up a
(09:42):
little bit there.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Then I want one unit on the team that scores
first wins the game.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Do we have odds on that ray?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I'm still looking for that one right now, but I'll
have it.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, it's small. It's like minus one fifteen or minus
one twenty. It's not that big a deal. Then one
unit on over forty five coins for the and a half.
I still want the over, just because I usually i'm
an underbetter, but in a Super Bowl, I want to
be watching this game and having fun. You can't bet
the under and I want to add one to this.
(10:16):
I forgot last night. I want one unit on heads,
my bet heads every year on dang, that's they're my
bet stand.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Nobody gets heads like you do, Larry, old buddy, or
give me.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
We wanted in the college the college national championship game,
we wanted the heads.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't know what that has to do with this.
And they call it a coin flip. Really it is a.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The And these motherfuckers charged me one fifteen on that.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
My drafts had it at minus one o three each side,
which is pretty good money.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, my construction one to fifteen. I couldn't fifteen.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Juice on a fucking coins bullsh.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
On a coin flip. I know it's unbelievable. Heads or
tails are both minus one fifteen?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
All right, Dylan, ready to go?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay, all right, Dan.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Originally I was going to take the Seahawks. Everyone I've
spoken to and now Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Is all over the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, I'm going to take the Patriots plus the four
and a half a lot of money on the Seahawks. Yeah,
over seventy percent of all the spread bets on seamy
suspicious amount.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
You could say, I'm taking the under forty five and
a half. I'm gonna go yes to an octopus. That's
an obligatory bet. The anthem to go under okay, coin
flip is tails because tails never fails, Dan.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And the anthem is uh one twenty and a half
and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yep, Okay, mash the under on that Gatorade color Dan purple,
my favorite color.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, that's plus.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Seven und Yeah, how did I know?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah? Lime green? Is that also another one?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Trayvon Henderson MVP. This one's a total crapshoot because they
may just not use them at all. But it's plus
seventy five hundred and I'm gonna sprinkle, just a little sprinkle.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Under two and.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
A half players to pass, so under two and a half.
Oh wow, Yeah, so that's minus two ten. I'm gonna
put two units on that. People were freaking out because
there's a picture of Cooper Cup throwing the ball in
practice the other day, so everyone's gonna be all over
the over two and a half on that. I think
they're dumb. Okay, and then aj Barner first touchdown plus
(12:40):
twelve hundred, gonna hit one of these tight end bets.
And this is my last chance.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What if somebody gets banged up and the backup quarterback
comes in, then I'm screwed. Okay. That leads us to
Shan Irving, who's fighting through the flu. It's an incredible
heroic performance. It's similar to when Kellen Winslow was carried
off the field in the game against the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Very very soil, Thank you, thank you, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Shay hold on, I I didn't know who was singing
the national anthem. Charlie pooth yees like, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I think we spent we spent too much time on
the national anthem.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
We spent too much time on bad Bunnie.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
The usually the anthem singer is a bigger deal and
you barely heard anything about it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Charlie. And he's from Jersey.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Who's singing the Turning Point US A halftime show national athem?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Do we know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Who's singing the national anthem and the Turning Point concert?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Shay? Do you know? I haven't. I haven't gotten my
set list yet. I'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay, Shay, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
All right. The largest bet of the year is going
to be heads five years if we're allowed to Wow. Yeah,
who's gonna get going? Get going early, Danny, like first quarter,
first quarter under a little bit of nerves going around there,
national anthem under one hundred and twenty seconds, one hundred
(14:15):
twenty point five. Sorry, will there be an ice raid
at a bad but oney halftime show? Yes? Is minus
two fifty. I'm hitting that pretty hard. Which landmark will
be shown first? Golden Gate, Bridger, Alcatraz, Alcatraz plus three hundred, Danny,
that's me. I'd like that as well.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I got you plus five point fifty.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'll take it. I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm sick.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Quick question, though, you shouldn't be allowed to bet on
the ice.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Raid thing if you're going to be a part of it.
That's insider training.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Hey, it's called odds. Move me to your favor. They
don't do background checks anymore. I got hired last night.
I play you the month in DHS, God or Jesus
first shout out for the super MVP bias one thirty five.
I'll be hitting that as well, Danny, and I go
(15:07):
Amen and I do have seattle for the spread, but
it now makes me feel dumb with the seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but you're used to being against the grain. You
don't have people, you don't follow the.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Norm public dogs.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, I just I really don't want the Patriots to
win again. I don't think anybody does, right. We don't
want this ship to.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Happen, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
They have Donald and his bowl are a good story.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
His mole.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, that that piece of that piece of coffee he's
got on his face by his chin. Splash of coffee
guy gave him.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Was it God or Jesus?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It was God? God makes him. Jesus talk to him.
You're an idiot. You don't know. That's where I going
to help?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh anything else that?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Uh? Yeah, Now, Dan, I got a bunch of more
abby seeds through ray throughout the day. You know I'm
under the weather here.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, I know you are. I can't imagine the love
that your wife is showing for your support.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
She's great a lot of things, but nursing ain't one.
Nursing ain't top twenty. Hey, fucking top fifty. It's deadly
in here, Danny.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
If you had typhoid, you'd be dead within the day.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
She might have poisoned me. I don't even know how
I got sick. But none of this makes any sense.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Has she been making like your coffee and like she
like here this have another ginger ale.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No, I wake up to like cups of rawmen and
she's like, eat dish, you'll be better. And then I
just go to sleep for a day and a half
and I shake and I convulse and then she's like,
what's wrong with you? Like, what the fuck did you
do to me?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
En?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Anybody have anything else to say? As we wrap up,
Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Probably take a little bit
of time before we get to March madness. Maybe take
a break and a man. Maybe a little longer than that.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
No way, let's Gorilla Dandy's office. He can't stop us.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Come on, Dell, all right, I'm wait then, who who
do you? Who do you like in this game? It's
this is just a question, none of none of my business.
I don't root for anybody like Tom Brady like gun
to your head, gun to my head, shoot me a
yeah that's your pick. Yeah yeah, it doesn't matter, It
(17:26):
doesn't matter, nothing matters. Okay, settles Seattle is going to
be up by double digits in this game at some point.
And then I don't know. I'm just all I can
do is tell you what comes to me sometimes in
a dream. Uh, you're dreaming about Sam Darnold. I didn't
even it didn't even dawn on me because.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
You're not an our word like Shay.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'm not mean.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Spirited like is really mean. I guess Shaye and Irving
pod cast is taking the week off too.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, I'm gonna push you. I'll put something weird out tonight.
It will be really messed up.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Wow, do you want me to call in?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Call it please? Please? Or boots on the.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Ground, boots on the ground.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And then oh yeah, this awful hell hole called San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I'm sure they were lying to you.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
It's much worse.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, it's so much better. You guys are idiots. They
did a great jump it. Uh it's it Uh very nice. Yeah. Yeah,
they got a bad set up here, yeah they well, yeah,
the giants helped us out. This set is beautiful here,
all right. So, Shane Irving, wherever you get your podcast?
Uh bad Larry who is patrolling the Jersey shores looking
(18:43):
for ruskies.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, I'm on my way to I'm on my way
to raise for lunch, my first lunch break. You got
wear a little late, a little late to you guys
calling today.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, I know I had some you know requirements here
that no post show. Yeah yeah, uh Larry. Dan also
has a job.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah yeah, Shay feel better, Ray, Dylan, Everyone have fun.
Dan will chat later, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Larry, all right, that's bad, Larry Seattle like ten All right,
bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Okay, seventeen final goodbye guys.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
All right, Larry, I'm I'm patrolling the shores of mccubby
cove here. Yeah. And if you've seen anything yet, not yet,
but I keep looking looking, yes, Marvin, Larry said by
he got ship to do. He's going to going to lunch.
He's going to have lunch. Yeah, it's the only thing
he raised.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
It's a little dark over here.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I get having a place you like, but going there
every single day without.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Facing Larry assassinated just so easy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, Larry is who would assassinate Larry himself? Now?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
A third grader? Could? I mean, it would be the
easiest job of the fucking country.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yes. Ray.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
You know what's funny is Larry just predicted twenty seven
to seventeen forty f He picked the over at forty
five and a half. Yeah, it just predicted the score
wrong and he has the over that's called the perfect hedge.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So for Shan Irving and Bad Larry Dylan, Marvin who
has to listen to this, and Big Day Ray who
produced it, it's our pleasure serving you have fun on
Super Bowl Sunday, and we'll talk to you sometime somewhere, somehow, someday.
Dan Patrick takes a gamble
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. And it's a
road trip. We're in San Francisco. I got Dylan to
the left of me, Big day, Ray producing straight ahead, Marvin,
who's eating but still running all the controls. Marvin's got
his mouthful of it's a meat. It's a meet Thursday here.
It's been a meat every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I did almost botch it today, but it was a
close call. I know. I don't need to hear about
it now. Oh I'd rather not say sorry, no, no, no,
it's okay. Sometimes you don't the labor pains I don't
care about. Just show me the baby. Yeah, I can
get you a baby. You can. How much notice do
(01:14):
you need? Okay, Bad Larry in Jersey and Shaye in
Irving is under the weather and he's under he's at home.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
They say, are you like one of those like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Go to work every day no matter what kind of guys?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I don't know what kind of image you have
of me and your head, you idiot, but that's definitely
not me.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Uh well, it's great to have you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Shay.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I thought you were coming out and joining us here.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I was supposed to, and then it got a day
later because it's some work crap, and then the flu
came and I just I couldn't do it. Danny, I
feel I feel awful, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Like do you feel awful? Like because you're sick?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I feel awful that the roommate has been my last
three days and I'm curiously not getting any better.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That is that is rather suspicious.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
She keeps playing misery on the TV and making me.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The roofmates. Kathy, Larry, are you working today?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
It's unbelievable, Dan, I am they fired?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Who got fired?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You know when you're when you work with me and like,
I'm such a stellar employee, Sometimes you don't, you know,
you don't pull your own weight. And they got rid
of them. I don't know why they got rid of them,
but me to fill in, you know, a couple of
the extra days till they get a replacement for him.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And you know, I don't how shitty you have to
be right, You lose your job and then Larry gets
your gets more.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'm employee of the decade. I can't believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Uh, let me read.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
But I'm just saying. So I'm here guarding the shore
again today, third day in a row. Dan, I'm not
good at this.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But there's no Iranian tankers or you know, any bombs
going to be dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Actually the beach is closed because it's all snow covered
and I haven't been up there in two days.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's the perfect times then, yeah, yeah, when you least expected. Okay,
so let me recap bad Larry won three units. No,
he's up plus three. He lost zero units last week.
Dylan lost two units. He's now minus five for the playoffs.
Shay didn't lose a unit, so he's still minus two.
(03:40):
Is our math correct here on this big day?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Ray for me? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The DP takes a gambled parlay record. Now owen seven. Congratulations,
that's not terrible. The Diego Pavilla Award stands Dylan nine
times he's won it, and then Shay with five, Larry
with four, Lane Kiffin got one, and Diego pavia Who
(04:10):
lied about his height or Vanderbilt did? They had him
listed at six foot in the program and he's five
to nine.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's not like we were off by an inch.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, that's propaganda. What do you mean, that's propaganda from
the school. That's not a we forgot it and it's like, oh,
we're just gonna be full of ship. Well why, yeah,
he's obviously not six feet.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, but why did they put him at sixty propaganda?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my god? About the only one alive?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What are you talking? You're under your has a better
chance of getting drafted.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, so kids like him more and all the other
craps six feet tall versus five nine? Go on the apps,
you'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Why why not listen? If he's unhinged, he would be
six feet Why.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Don't he be a virgin? Come on, give him six feet?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god. Mike Rabels joked about chopping off his
dick to win a Super Bowl. Yeah, well, see if
he's joking or not, well, at what point do they
get to the fourth quarter and like two minutes ago
and they're like, hey, Mike, you're down four and I
think you're gonna have to be down six. Who do
(05:27):
you need? What to name? Lorena Bobbitt? Yeah? Yeah, recommended?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah damn imagic? Cut it off too soon?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
If if that hasn't happened to Shay with his wife,
Yeah it might.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It probably did.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I wondered name one of.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The I want to name one of the daughters Lorena,
and she wouldn't let me. Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Tom Brady says he has no dog in this fight.
Just hilariously.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Actually, I could see Tom Brady being one of those
guys who rooting.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Against the Patriots. I did think that, like nobody takes
them to the super Bowl and wins only me. Yeah,
he is that guy. How did you read that?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Uh? Shay, I totally agree. I don't think he could
hit anybody shine next to him. That's probably why let
his wife get taken away by a Presilian jiu jitsuer.
She was too popular and pretty. He had to get
rid of her. He d some TikToker or some shit
fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Bad Larry your thoughts on? Tom Brady says, he's not
rooting for anybody.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
He has to be rooting for the Fatriss, no doubt
in my mind, although I do like Shay M. Dylan's
take on it. Can he be one of those scumbags
who just says, now that I'm not here, I want
them to lose every game?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Or that's what if he was, if he was rooting
for the Patriots, he could have just said that, Yeah,
he said, I don't really have a dog in this. Also,
if he's kind of had quite the unceremonious post playing,
like if Tom Brady wins the super with the rides
off into the sunset, we don't hear for a while.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He's like a legend. He's real working backwards.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He wants us to hate him again.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
All right, sure, not a problem for Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Do it, buddy, You got it. You got another hater
and me, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, apparently some of his former teammates aren't pleased with
him either, like Sante Samuel and Vince Wilfork.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Probably Braxton Barrios too.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Did he date his ex girlfriend? Well, that was the
picture with Tom Brady will on the yacht. Yes, with
Braxton Barrios his ex girlfriend what's her name, like, Alex
Cooper something, Alex Earl, Alex Earl. Yeah, but there is
an Alex Cooper there. Alex Earl is spelled a l
i X, which that sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Alex.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, sh let me recap from last week. Let's see,
bad Larry had Patriots Patriots, Frank was under Seahawks, Rams
over and Rams getting two and a half against Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Right, two and two.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's five hundred.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You still lose on the big.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Juice, Larry.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
We'll get it all.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Let's all talk at once, and then let's all not
talk it all at once. Uh Shay had Broncos plus
four and a half against the Patriots, and uh plus
two and a half against Sea Hawks. Hanks and Dylan
money line Broncos Seahawks minus two and a half. H
(08:39):
you had Ram, Seahawks under and Broncos defense anytime touchdown?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, So that's why you didn't do well. That is
why I didn't Okay, all right, part of the reason
that leads us to this week, Bad Larry. I'm going
to start with you, since you're the leader in the clubhouse.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I know Shane's not gonna like this right away, but
four units on Seattle minus to four and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Then I want one unit. I don't know what Ray's
gonna give me the odds on East Thing one unit
race to fifteen points, I have Seattle. I think I
had a minus one eighty.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Then I have race to thirty points. This is like
a it was ten thirty last night. One unit on
Seattle at plus one ninety in the race to thirty points,
and one unit on neither team gets to thirty points
at minus one forty. So as long as New England
doesn't win the race to thirty, I'll pick up a
(09:42):
little bit there.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Then I want one unit on the team that scores
first wins the game.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Do we have odds on that ray?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I'm still looking for that one right now, but I'll
have it.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, it's small. It's like minus one fifteen or minus
one twenty. It's not that big a deal. Then one
unit on over forty five coins for the and a half.
I still want the over, just because I usually i'm
an underbetter, but in a Super Bowl, I want to
be watching this game and having fun. You can't bet
the under and I want to add one to this.
(10:16):
I forgot last night. I want one unit on heads,
my bet heads every year on dang, that's they're my
bet stand.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Nobody gets heads like you do, Larry, old buddy, or
give me.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
We wanted in the college the college national championship game,
we wanted the heads.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't know what that has to do with this.
And they call it a coin flip. Really it is a.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The And these motherfuckers charged me one fifteen on that.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
My drafts had it at minus one o three each side,
which is pretty good money.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, my construction one to fifteen. I couldn't fifteen.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Juice on a fucking coins bullsh.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
On a coin flip. I know it's unbelievable. Heads or
tails are both minus one fifteen?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
All right, Dylan, ready to go?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay, all right, Dan.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Originally I was going to take the Seahawks. Everyone I've
spoken to and now Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Is all over the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, I'm going to take the Patriots plus the four
and a half a lot of money on the Seahawks. Yeah,
over seventy percent of all the spread bets on seamy
suspicious amount.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
You could say, I'm taking the under forty five and
a half. I'm gonna go yes to an octopus. That's
an obligatory bet. The anthem to go under okay, coin
flip is tails because tails never fails, Dan.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And the anthem is uh one twenty and a half
and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yep, Okay, mash the under on that Gatorade color Dan purple,
my favorite color.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, that's plus.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Seven und Yeah, how did I know?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah? Lime green? Is that also another one?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Trayvon Henderson MVP. This one's a total crapshoot because they
may just not use them at all. But it's plus
seventy five hundred and I'm gonna sprinkle, just a little sprinkle.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Under two and.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
A half players to pass, so under two and a half.
Oh wow, Yeah, so that's minus two ten. I'm gonna
put two units on that. People were freaking out because
there's a picture of Cooper Cup throwing the ball in
practice the other day, so everyone's gonna be all over
the over two and a half on that. I think
they're dumb. Okay, and then aj Barner first touchdown plus
(12:40):
twelve hundred, gonna hit one of these tight end bets.
And this is my last chance.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What if somebody gets banged up and the backup quarterback
comes in, then I'm screwed. Okay. That leads us to
Shan Irving, who's fighting through the flu. It's an incredible
heroic performance. It's similar to when Kellen Winslow was carried
off the field in the game against the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Very very soil, Thank you, thank you, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Shay hold on, I I didn't know who was singing
the national anthem. Charlie pooth yees like, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I think we spent we spent too much time on
the national anthem.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
We spent too much time on bad Bunnie.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
The usually the anthem singer is a bigger deal and
you barely heard anything about it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Charlie. And he's from Jersey.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Who's singing the Turning Point US A halftime show national athem?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Do we know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Who's singing the national anthem and the Turning Point concert?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Shay? Do you know? I haven't. I haven't gotten my
set list yet. I'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay, Shay, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
All right. The largest bet of the year is going
to be heads five years if we're allowed to Wow. Yeah,
who's gonna get going? Get going early, Danny, like first quarter,
first quarter under a little bit of nerves going around there,
national anthem under one hundred and twenty seconds, one hundred
(14:15):
twenty point five. Sorry, will there be an ice raid
at a bad but oney halftime show? Yes? Is minus
two fifty. I'm hitting that pretty hard. Which landmark will
be shown first? Golden Gate, Bridger, Alcatraz, Alcatraz plus three hundred, Danny,
that's me. I'd like that as well.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I got you plus five point fifty.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'll take it. I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm sick.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Quick question, though, you shouldn't be allowed to bet on
the ice.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Raid thing if you're going to be a part of it.
That's insider training.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Hey, it's called odds. Move me to your favor. They
don't do background checks anymore. I got hired last night.
I play you the month in DHS, God or Jesus
first shout out for the super MVP bias one thirty five.
I'll be hitting that as well, Danny, and I go
(15:07):
Amen and I do have seattle for the spread, but
it now makes me feel dumb with the seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but you're used to being against the grain. You
don't have people, you don't follow the.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Norm public dogs.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, I just I really don't want the Patriots to
win again. I don't think anybody does, right. We don't
want this ship to.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Happen, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
They have Donald and his bowl are a good story.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
His mole.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, that that piece of that piece of coffee he's
got on his face by his chin. Splash of coffee
guy gave him.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Was it God or Jesus?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It was God? God makes him. Jesus talk to him.
You're an idiot. You don't know. That's where I going
to help?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh anything else that?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Uh? Yeah, Now, Dan, I got a bunch of more
abby seeds through ray throughout the day. You know I'm
under the weather here.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, I know you are. I can't imagine the love
that your wife is showing for your support.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
She's great a lot of things, but nursing ain't one.
Nursing ain't top twenty. Hey, fucking top fifty. It's deadly
in here, Danny.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
If you had typhoid, you'd be dead within the day.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
She might have poisoned me. I don't even know how
I got sick. But none of this makes any sense.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Has she been making like your coffee and like she
like here this have another ginger ale.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No, I wake up to like cups of rawmen and
she's like, eat dish, you'll be better. And then I
just go to sleep for a day and a half
and I shake and I convulse and then she's like,
what's wrong with you? Like, what the fuck did you
do to me?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
En?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Anybody have anything else to say? As we wrap up,
Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Probably take a little bit
of time before we get to March madness. Maybe take
a break and a man. Maybe a little longer than that.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
No way, let's Gorilla Dandy's office. He can't stop us.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Come on, Dell, all right, I'm wait then, who who
do you? Who do you like in this game? It's
this is just a question, none of none of my business.
I don't root for anybody like Tom Brady like gun
to your head, gun to my head, shoot me a
yeah that's your pick. Yeah yeah, it doesn't matter, It
(17:26):
doesn't matter, nothing matters. Okay, settles Seattle is going to
be up by double digits in this game at some point.
And then I don't know. I'm just all I can
do is tell you what comes to me sometimes in
a dream. Uh, you're dreaming about Sam Darnold. I didn't
even it didn't even dawn on me because.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
You're not an our word like Shay.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'm not mean.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Spirited like is really mean. I guess Shaye and Irving
pod cast is taking the week off too.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, I'm gonna push you. I'll put something weird out tonight.
It will be really messed up.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Wow, do you want me to call in?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Call it please? Please? Or boots on the.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Ground, boots on the ground.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And then oh yeah, this awful hell hole called San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I'm sure they were lying to you.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
It's much worse.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, it's so much better. You guys are idiots. They
did a great jump it. Uh it's it Uh very nice. Yeah. Yeah,
they got a bad set up here, yeah they well, yeah,
the giants helped us out. This set is beautiful here,
all right. So, Shane Irving, wherever you get your podcast?
Uh bad Larry who is patrolling the Jersey shores looking
(18:43):
for ruskies.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, I'm on my way to I'm on my way
to raise for lunch, my first lunch break. You got
wear a little late, a little late to you guys
calling today.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, I know I had some you know requirements here
that no post show. Yeah yeah, uh Larry. Dan also
has a job.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah yeah, Shay feel better, Ray, Dylan, Everyone have fun.
Dan will chat later, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Larry, all right, that's bad, Larry Seattle like ten All right,
bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Okay, seventeen final goodbye guys.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
All right, Larry, I'm I'm patrolling the shores of mccubby
cove here. Yeah. And if you've seen anything yet, not yet,
but I keep looking looking, yes, Marvin, Larry said by
he got ship to do. He's going to going to lunch.
He's going to have lunch. Yeah, it's the only thing
he raised.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
It's a little dark over here.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I get having a place you like, but going there
every single day without.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Facing Larry assassinated just so easy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, Larry is who would assassinate Larry himself? Now?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
A third grader? Could? I mean, it would be the
easiest job of the fucking country.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yes. Ray.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
You know what's funny is Larry just predicted twenty seven
to seventeen forty f He picked the over at forty
five and a half. Yeah, it just predicted the score
wrong and he has the over that's called the perfect hedge.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So for Shan Irving and Bad Larry Dylan, Marvin who
has to listen to this, and Big Day Ray who
produced it, it's our pleasure serving you have fun on
Super Bowl Sunday, and we'll talk to you sometime somewhere, somehow, someday.
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