February 12, 2026 • 28 mins
We are back in Milford, CT to wrap up another great football season as the guys go over their bets from the Big Game. Shea gives us some insight on his daddy daughter dance and his feelings about that experience. Also does Bad Larry just wear shoes and nothing else when he gets out of the shower? Find out next!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick, how.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
About bad Larry whatever? How about Dylan?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Save what I saved by the third quarter first touchdown?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Score belt does knucklehead? No, we're doing this, he man.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I would write the voicemail.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
We were texting and he was in bed.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, Larry was in bed. All right, Well Marvin, we
can start this all right, and then we'll wait for
bad Larry if he shows up. Bat Larry. He won
five units last week, so we ended at plus eight.
So he won the playoffs. Dylan. Dylan won ten units.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So what was your year in before the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I feel like it's irrelevant.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Really, it was very irrelevant.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm a fourth quarter guy. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Uh, Shay won six units and you ended up at
plus with Dylan beat you by one.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That is embarrassing. Yeah, where does it count? The playoffs?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, the playoffs the Diego Pavilla Award, Dylan won nine times,
and but we didn't hand it out for the super Bowl,
did we? Right? Uh No, I didn't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean Shaye would get it technically all right? Why
for the playoffs? Just the overall like the Lifetime Pavia
Award Achievement winner tattoo, you should get the donkey?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did Larry know that we were doing this today?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
He was texting ear right now.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He just got out of the shower. That's hot, texting
about He ran hey that Yeahoo's in d C. We
were talking all about it, Larry.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, sir, did this I surprise you.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
It was twelve o'clock. I ran out to take a shower,
just putting my last shoe on, and I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Shoes right out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Is that all you have on your shoes?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I know I'm fully dressed. The last shoe is going
on as we speak. Okay, that's how it's got to be.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's how we're going to scare a ran away. Is
Larry just naked and shoes on the beach.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You better watch out on that fucking beach. Larry, we
got some ship going on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, but he's not working.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
No, no, no, no, I'm not working. I'm at home
and uh I'm actually gonna head over to raise. My
wife said I couldn't go unless I showered. So that's
why what you guys, You guys know, she doesn't let
me out like if I'm not dressed.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
She made she made Larry wear a leather jacket.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
She did what she is?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
That what it's up to the ac.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, you look good, she kind of mothers him. Oh yeah, yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You mean saying you can't go get lunch if you
didn't take a shower.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, he's hurt.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I had sweatpants on I have to put on.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, you can't walk out in public and sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Dress for the lunch you want, Larry, not the lunch
you have.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Okay, I totally agree with you guys on the sweatpants stuff.
But I was going to go through the show from
the car. Oh I got Now I got to close
the door because the baby sleeping bridges down here.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
For the weekend. Ok okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
We actually it's better for me to walk out to
my car. I just got sent into a bedroom downstairs
and shut the door because the baby sleeping in any
other room.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So you won five units. Last week you ended up
winning the playoffs and at plus eight, Larry, I thought,
I thought, I want to there we go, go you
know there?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You won? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Oh well, but I won four on the game. I
lost one on. I won one on heads. Although I
want we'll lose that battle.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hold on you you bets.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No, I bet heads. But in the group chat, no,
I said, in the group chat, I said, now I'm
rooting for tails because you had five units on head
and heads comes in. Now I've pick up four units
against you. But I got that back with Seattle. But
then I had TEAMUS scores first wins the game.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I had.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Raced to fifteen winner.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Neither team scores thirty.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
That's the winner. But I lost the first to the
Seattle on we had twenty nine, so I broke even
on those two. I won the fifteen, I won heads,
I won four units on Seattle. I lost the under
and I want something else down here, I think.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Ray, Ray, come on, Yeah, all Theselarry, Larry, hold on, Larry,
Not all these bets are even money. You had one
that was minus one eighty one. That was minus one
forty so that brought it down. If they were all
even money, you would have been up six. But since
they were minus one eighty minus one forty five.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
But when I win that bet, I still win one unit. No,
that's the way I would. We've had this conversation.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, I usually I round up to make it easier
for everybody else. So if anything actually probably gave you
more units than you were actually won.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's probably four point seven or something.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, you got to get a before you start questioning
the math here.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Okay, I met a guy who watches the show Loves
Dan just out of glue coach, Are you bad? Last
night at the Seaton Hall fiveness game. He asked how
Dylan's doing? He asked how Ray is doing? Picture d
A Ray, he knew you. Then he goes he's safe
for real. I had a truck till I said we were homely,
just scraping through the iceberg. He's a huge fan. I
(05:55):
sent Ray the picture this morning. I took a picture
with him, so I just I'm not there. I'm spreading
the spreading the good.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What does that have to do with it?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You getting a spray tent right he could.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
He asked me, That's what he asked me. When I'm
getting my spray can, I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
If he was a loyal listener, he would have dragged
you the Tannings line right then and there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I just walked out of the room, and I get
the finger pointed at me back in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Go back to your room, get back to your hole.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna walk straight out and get
in the car.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is this is your wife or your daughter doing this? Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
My wife, my daughter's getting her hair down her something.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, Uh, Dylan, you had the Patriots plus four, you
had an octopus, the coin toss, Gatorade purple. These are
the ones that you didn't you lost. What was the
big one that you got?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
A J Barner first touchdown d coming in the third quarter.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's pretty good. Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Actually, And so I I was flying back from San
Francisco on Sunda. So I was like, all right, cool,
I'll watch the first half of the game on the plane.
It's actually nice. I've done it before the moment we
finished boarding, they just go, uh, the Wi Fi is
going to be out for the entire flight, so there'll
be no live TV. And I was like, fucking kidding me.
Then they say like man, no big. I'm like everyone
was just looking around like what the fuck? And then
(07:17):
like halfway through the flight, the lady gets on. She's like,
I just got a score. Updated's six nothing Patriots. I
was like, well, how the hell did you do that?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Were they kGy with the booze? No good, but it
wasn't six nothing Patriots.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Then she was wrong, yes, that's what Yeah, Oh hell no, no, sorry,
six nothing Seahawks. Okay, And then we had an boarded landing,
so I got took even longer.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Than awarded landing.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, what do you mean, like the plane's about to
touchdown where you know, like JFK, you're looking at the
ground and then it just goes and that goes up
and circles back around again. Why because there was Sometimes
it's weather. Sometimes it's like a plane. There's a plane
on the round you They said, Iran's coming, I'll do it. No,
there's a plane on the so we had to go
up and circle around again. It was like I started
(08:03):
to get signal as we were landing, so I was
like pulling up the scores and stuff, and then just aliens.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Shay had five units on heads, you had the under
with the anthem, and you had Seattle minus four and
a half. I did you lost on with God or Jesus?
Get a shout out?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Look at our country?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I knew, I said, I literally said, what if neither
of them do? And it was like blasphemy.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Who was under duress more God or Jesus? No Bad Boody,
no Drake may or Pam Bondy.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Did you see that ship? Yes? Yeah, okay? Are you kid?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Me?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Are more duressed?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Day? Pay BONDI needs to be tard of feathers that.
I can't believe she brought up the freaking dow Jones.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I know you got all of these victims there and
they just want to be heard, and she wants to
talk about how great the dal Jones is.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Your four one k is great, but you're never going
to see your daughter again.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know you were molested, but have you looked at
your wrath recently?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Have you seen the GDP?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Your fucking GDP? Are you kidd? I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think I'd rather be Drake May all day.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Losing the super I mean even though it wasn't glamorous.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean, he's not going to jail.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
No, no was she? I mean remember she was the
Attorney General of Florida when all this ship went.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Which is really a made up there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, and she said that nobody cared about it back then.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
This has been aroused Obama. But look at your fucking
four able k ship and shove it up your ass,
you capitalist psycho.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It is. It was really a masterclass in getting everybody
to hate you in a five seconds.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I just kept thinking, that's not how you win an
argument by changing the topic of the argument.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And one that's completely on an unlevel playing. Yeah, it's
not like it's like, well you do that. It's like,
how about the dal Jones?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Unbelievab.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm gonna forget about the Epstein files.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You know what, You're right all your daughters that we
we've just submitted all your daughters to an international pedophile campaign.
But you're gonna retire ten days earlier.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
The Magnificent Ago, the Magnificent seven are up eight percent
this year.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Have you've seen the video? AI is gonna take over?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The one percent are doing really well.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Did you actually did you see that?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Blew my fucking did you see the.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Guy who in I think nineteen ninety three bought ai
dot com because his initials were ai als Oh no,
darn iverson witches. He bought it for one hundred bucks
and just sold it to the guy who owns Crypto
dot com and like some AI company for seventy million.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Probably he was probably pardon too.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Larry, are you still there?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You can slip right in there.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm just laughing. Yeah, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, that's great. How about we look ahead to bets
this week? This will be the final show that we'll
have for a little while. No, no, no, no, Now
I have to because I have to take a break.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I don't think we'll just do it with is it
from us?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Or what if we get a I bought to be
dating So you can do that if you want, but
I need to take a little break.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, Ai Ai Dan hosting the show. Appreciate.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, I'm I'm willing to sign my rights away do a.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Close for the show.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Do you like what they're doing in Hollywood?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, so bad Larry Bets this week?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Okay, I didn't know what we were doing the show, so
I just small well while I was still in bed.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I am great textative.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I have. I have to root for Chris gotter Up.
So I've got him top ten in the Pebble Beach
pro Am.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And then then he's a Jersey guy. That's why, I mean,
explain why.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Golfmoth County guy.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, and he's really good and he won last.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Week and he's on a little tear, and so I'd
taken him top ten and I'd taken Hadeki Matsiamo to
miss the Cup.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, is that it?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
There's my only two backs, Okay, Unity one Unity, all right?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Dylan, all right, Dan, I got for the pro am.
See woo Kim, I love that to win plus twenty
five hundred. He's been playing well. I'm more of a
soon j But if he's not there, I'll take what
I can get, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And Soon Jim pretty much plays in every tournament.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I don't know. He he kind of fell off
a little bit. I'm not out on him yet. I
don't want to do that. But come major season he's back.
So seawoo to win and then Jake Napp top five
plus five eighty day Olympic Hockey. Dan say, I figured
you'd like this one team Canada to win.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Gold copy this.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, that's it? Yeah, okay, And lot Via plus three
and a half against Team USA today three and a
HAPs a lot I'm not gonna lay three and a
half with Tea. It's a trap.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I think four to one final and that's.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Perfect and everyone's happy we win. A lot Via covers
the tale as old as time and college lacrosse. Then
this week Johns Hopkins hosting the local rival Loyola Johns
Hopkins minus two and a half.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Where is Loyola there?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maryland's in Baltimore tooo, Yeah, there's Loyal in Chicago and
than Loyal Merrimo and Loyal Marriman.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You've parroted everyone that we said.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, well there's probably another one out there, all right, Shay.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
All right. Danny pebble Beach, Tommy Fleetwood to win plus
twenty eight hundred, Seawoo Kim plus twenty five hundred, and
then I got a top twenty parlay.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Why do you do the parlay.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Because I'm a degenerate Seawou Fleetwood and Xander it's like
plus five fifty.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, Jay, I feel like it would be prudent.
I'm not going to probably for both of us to
also take Seawood to miss the cut. Now, I don't know,
he's been played great dude, I know, but we both bet.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
On it the fuck all Right. Then I got women's
curling through the Olympics. Japan laid what eleven against Denmark
and then Great Britain plus one thirty against the Communists.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
The real ones.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
They're real well they're not really actually.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Caught and they're.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Chin.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, if you think about.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It, Great Britain won the gold back in twenty twenty two. Yeah,
they don't care. I mean, nobody cares about twenty twenty
two danting. It's a whole new game.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Curling does rock.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's awesome. You know there's spreads and curling.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I figured you were betting on something. Well, no, I
didn't bet on the spread straight up, straight up. Oh,
it's just straight up oka spread.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That spread can be electric down the line at the like.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
It's exciting.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
By the way, the father daughter dance that you, Oh
my god, it was awful.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Why so, daity they're in fifth grade? Boys and girls
are invited this thing. You know, it's a smallish town,
so you know everybody. But really this is just organized
flirting for kids with parents chaperoning. It's fucked up. They're
too young to be introducing that kind of a bullshit
and have it sanctioned by the school and therefore the
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parents and the property attack. It's it's bullshit. I gotta
look at all these little ten year old boys. I
look into the eye, and I know that you're an
enemy for the next eight years. They're coming after my daughter.
It's awful. I hated it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
How are you back then?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I was. I was a piece of shit in fifth grade.
I was awful.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, why fifth grade?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's what I'm saying, Yes, thank you, that's exactly what
I said.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I think sixth grade might have been the first time
there was like sixth grade.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It was a sock hop that we had. We had
a sock hop.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
In you in the fifties.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, that's just what they did. You had a sock cop.
They played fifties music and the boys and girls stayed
away from each other for the entire night and then
had one dance and that was it. But this thing
is like fifth dude, there's it's pageantry to it, the
clothes wearing makeup, fifth.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Grade girl, he's a segregated dance.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Well that everybody's white.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
What do you mean you said boys and girls?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Boys and girls. They always they go separate. They don't
like dance with each other. I would freak the funk out,
But there's there. It's manufactured flour. At ten years old,
I ate for it. Dating. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I remember going with my daughter's they were in
eighth grade.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, that's normal. Yeah, that was, but.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
They had more like like younger skewed one, like in
like sixth grade. I think there was just more like
a kind of like what Shay said, not without all
the fucking timey dresses and ship.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Yeah, it's girls and heels and like it was fun.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Did your daughter have makeup on?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Hell? No, fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well I don't know. I'm just asking a question. If
her friends had makeup on and did she want makeup?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
She did, Yeah, they just wanted it happened like it
could have happened.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Sorry, what's like the age for makeup?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I don't know. I would well, I don't know. I'd
say junior high. I stay out of that ship, But.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I don't remember with my kids.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
So she wants a phone, like now, yeah, I would
punt that as long as possible, dude. I told her
she ain't getting a phone until she gets a driver's life.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Like when we first got like I think I got
a phone in like eighth grade, but it was like
it was a fucking razor. You do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
The friends got phones, Oh yeah, I know, because you know,
parents want to be their friends and they want to
give them and the iPad the phone is dangerous. Yeah,
that is, that's the game changes.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What have the iPad at like dinner at a restaurant?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Right, I see that. I'm like, that's well saying.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No no, if you have like a three year old,
you're okay with that? No, yes, yes, yes, yes, not
for us.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, I feel like that's just a bad building, a
bad house.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I understand how people do it with like a two
or a three year old. You still want to go out,
like yeah, yeah, I get it, but I just never
allowed it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well it works too well. I think that's like the bigger.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
It changes their fucking brain. Dude. If you give a
kid an iPad before they're like three, it changes how
they think about ship. Like it changes their synapses or
whatever fucking big word you want to use. It changes
the way they think. Like it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The socialization, like if you go out to dinner with
people later.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, I'm not sure if it changed the way they think,
but it changes their how they socialize.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, that's what he changed. The whole generation coming up
has no idea how to socialize.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
O can't look at the eye.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But I gotta believe you scared those little boys.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I did. I made him shake my hand, look at
me the eye. Yeah, oh yeah, scare the ship out.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But how were their parents?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
A dad, father daughter?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
The boys bring the moms and the daughters bring the dads.
So you know, you're talking all these moms who have
these boys, and the moms are just so you know
how it is. They're overly protective and mothering these sons,
and they treated like little princes because the mother son,
you know, connection is so weird.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You have something you want to talk about.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's just it's just the way the way the way
women treat their firstborn son or their only son is
just out of this fucking world, like he's the best
thing ever.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Pretty nice to me.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, I've witnessed it. But being a middle child.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I never the same way your dads and daughters Like.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Sure, fine, but there's something to protect with the daughter.
Like that makes sense, Like you should be.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
You asked, is it she hated my wife? You're trying
to take this horse, trying to take my son. Wow,
because that's how that's how mothers feel. Like it's going
to be the other way around completely Like so with
my son. My wife's already not about it. She hates
it already, just the thought of some little whore taking
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her son.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
But she's Italian too.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Well.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well, here's the thing about mothers. When people say black moms,
Jewish moms, it's moms. It's like legit. If I wanted to,
I could live at my mother's house right now, easily
easily damn near retferree, Yes, yes, of course, Marvin. Yeah,
I'll make chicken. I can make chicken for the whole studio,
(19:45):
of course, Like damn, all right, ma, you gotta make.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Chicken for the whole squad some of it.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Aren't you the oldest boy in your family?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
No, No, I have an older brother year old, and
I mean, yeah, the second one.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Who's favor.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
By far.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I mean, I knew that was gonna be your answer.
But we'll ask your brother. Actually, but it's not.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Both my parents are dead, but you can ask my brothers.
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
So.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Technically your no. One's favorite.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, no, his wife, his wife, that's that's her her
rod son Larry is your wife's oldest son.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
That's that's possible. I can't believe women brought their sons
to a father daughter dinner dance. We don't allow that
down here.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
They called it a sweetheart dance because you know, you
got to be inclusive, because you know, you got two moms,
you got two dads. You got to fucking all kinds
of weird ship going on down here.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
And we did a first grade through eighth grade just
fathers and daughters. There was no mothers and sons.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What's wrong with yeah, we didn't have that either.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
It's a big, big, live town. I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It was just I went with my daughter. There weren't
mothers there with their sons.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Well, I don't know that.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Some things dinner dance, How hard is that?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't have Yeah, mother son dance.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
And the DJ was playing like the macarena and bad Bunny.
It was just bad money. Yeah. I kept calling DHS nobody,
Kid Rock, I need you now, yeah, I need some
like God, bless America this motherfucker? Yeah you love?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Did you watch the Kid Rock halftime sho?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I watched Bad Body? What's a big deal? I thought
it was good.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
That's why everybody they want to know. It's like a trigger.
What do you think of bad Bunny? Yeah, it's the
weirdest thing. Turn it off if you didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I can't fathom caring.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
That was my thing, like who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Like literally, who gives a fuck?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
That's my cigarette time. I barely watched the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Ye smart.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Also, my least favorite thing is when the right, the
crazy right rather would say, man, the halftime show, So
it's supposed to unite America?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Is it since win?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
When I don't know if anybody wants spring stinging and
to go. You know, he had United America.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Maybe we're maybe when you two did it and he
had the American flag because that's right after September eleventh. Possibly,
but they were from Ireland.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
They were Oh I know, that's like.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
The America of Ireland really is Ireland?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Wait? Wait, wait, the America of Ireland.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I was going to say, I was gonna say the UK,
but really England. I guess it's sort of the America.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Of Maybe Dublin is the America, Dublin the UK.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, Dublin is the Chicago of.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Ireland, the Boston.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
But there are a lot of Irish in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
There are sh they're all cops too.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They're all cops in Boston.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
But I don't know when's the last time somebody if
they saw pav Roti performing, do they say, why can't
he speak in English? Singing English?
Speaker 4 (22:45):
That was the weirdest thing to me. I didn't. I
thought it was a joke that like liberals were saying,
look at these Republicans they're mad about it was a joke.
And then I saw Trump, well true social like angry
about it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, who gives a fuck? Wait till it's a K
pop next year.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You would like that more. I would like that more.
Bad Boody. It just my jam, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah it wasn't mine, but I'm I'm just like, I'll
watch it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Got a big old butt. It's a lot of humping though,
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Well, why do we have to grab our crunch.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, they've got kids watching this ship. Watch kids were traumatized.
They were like, I didn't know, butts got that big.
I was like, it's different. You're a Connecticut there. If
Bad Bundy watched a polo match, you'd be like, oh,
what the fuck? You got a horse with a mallet.
He wouldn't understand. It's called cultural.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Roles horse hockey.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry you got a white butt.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, you're a gringoes. It's okay, you're just different. Don't
judge that. They won't judge you can.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You can inflate it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
If you go to Miami, would you have been a tree?
Would you have been one of the grass?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
No, of course not.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I saw them.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
You wouldn't. Why would I be a tree in the
halftime show? Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I would have just to be there at the show?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yes, I would have done that in a second.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I saw the requirements though. To do it.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
It was like Spanish speaking now, but it was.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Like you have to like be able to carry forty
five pounds for like five hours, and there's a few
other like weird, No, okay, you have to be like
a trained dancer. Oh so Shay could do it the lead.
You got to be a trained dancer, A d I
thought that's carrying forty five pounds for five hours. Sound'm
pretty shitt.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I carry a fucking show for three.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
That's a lot more than forty five pounds decade.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It's a lot of heavy shit. Okay, that's it. We've
done it. We're going to take a little time off
just to.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Heavy Valentine's Yeah, yeah, and Friday the thirteenth tomorrow, yeap.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yep, and uh I'll be uh. I'll be taking a
week off next.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Week, Ski Week.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So you don't want to hang out.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, No, I'm going to spend time with my wife.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well after Valentine's Day, you know, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
To spend the whole week. Wow, Yeah, we get along.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, it's.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Are you going to I got a whole week coming
up in Dallas with the whole families.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That sucks.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Good fucking Ski Week. Such a joke as this fucking state.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Alrighty, we've done it. We've We've made it through a
football season. I want to thank all our participants bad
Larry the reigning champ. Now he's the Seattle Seattle. Congratulations Larry.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Thanks, my bookie went out of business. I gotta find
a new bookie.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'll book your ship right now.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Really your bookie.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
He didn't do it because of the super Bowl. He
announced before the super Bowl. We're just going to settle
up at the end of the super Bowl and he's retiring.
But we pounded him pretty good.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I think if if you're going to be a bookie
for any one of us, that would be a fucking
fantastic job.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I would think you don't walk away from that job.
Uh so, Larry, thanks for.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Joining us, No problem.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, thank you, Larry, bad Larry. Uh. Shane Irving
is the Shane Irving podcast going to continue.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Did a show last night, solo pod. It was weird
audio only got back to the roots. I liked it
a lot. Any topics, Oh yeah, Pam BONDI was on
the docket. Okay. Uh, the email is getting released. I
ran the Super Bowl a little bit. UFOs, things like that.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
All the heads. What about the what's who's the lady
who got kidnapped?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Oh yeah, Savannah Guthries fucking mom.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah dude.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I was down for the flu for four days. I
was out, couldn't do nothing. I woke up and the
roommate said, you hear about Savannah Guthrie's mom. I said,
who the fuck? What, what do you mean? She's been kidnapped?
I said, what the fuck? They kidnapped the grandma?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, I know, that's crazy after like forty years supposed
to be like safe from kidnappings.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I thought, God, I didn't know we did kidnapping anyway. Yet.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
When's the last time you heard of her?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Just uhedy Paul.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
His ear? Yeah, or they thought that he did it
himself and ship right?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
How long ago was that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
A long time ago.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
In fact, there's no just you know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And Steven Tyler wrote about that in a song Aerosmith.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Which song, yeah, J Paul.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Getty and his e with that's pretty great sweet emotion.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Maybe have no idea is that?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah? It was Aerosmith. It's been over a week, right,
and she's still like eleven or twelve days? Is not
looking good for the gut three family, I got it. Okay,
that's it. We've done it.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
For Marvin who has been listening to this all season long.
For Ray Big Day, Ray, producer of this show, and
Dylan and Shane Irving Yours Truly, it's our pleasure to
serve you. Thanks for joining us and Patrick fix A
cout
Speaker 6 (28:15):
MHM
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick, how.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
About bad Larry whatever? How about Dylan?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Save what I saved by the third quarter first touchdown?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Score belt does knucklehead? No, we're doing this, he man.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I would write the voicemail.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
We were texting and he was in bed.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, Larry was in bed. All right, Well Marvin, we
can start this all right, and then we'll wait for
bad Larry if he shows up. Bat Larry. He won
five units last week, so we ended at plus eight.
So he won the playoffs. Dylan. Dylan won ten units.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So what was your year in before the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I feel like it's irrelevant.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Really, it was very irrelevant.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm a fourth quarter guy. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Uh, Shay won six units and you ended up at
plus with Dylan beat you by one.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That is embarrassing. Yeah, where does it count? The playoffs?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, the playoffs the Diego Pavilla Award, Dylan won nine times,
and but we didn't hand it out for the super Bowl,
did we? Right? Uh No, I didn't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean Shaye would get it technically all right? Why
for the playoffs? Just the overall like the Lifetime Pavia
Award Achievement winner tattoo, you should get the donkey?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did Larry know that we were doing this today?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
He was texting ear right now.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He just got out of the shower. That's hot, texting
about He ran hey that Yeahoo's in d C. We
were talking all about it, Larry.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, sir, did this I surprise you.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
It was twelve o'clock. I ran out to take a shower,
just putting my last shoe on, and I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Shoes right out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Is that all you have on your shoes?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I know I'm fully dressed. The last shoe is going
on as we speak. Okay, that's how it's got to be.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's how we're going to scare a ran away. Is
Larry just naked and shoes on the beach.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You better watch out on that fucking beach. Larry, we
got some ship going on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, but he's not working.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
No, no, no, no, I'm not working. I'm at home
and uh I'm actually gonna head over to raise. My
wife said I couldn't go unless I showered. So that's
why what you guys, You guys know, she doesn't let
me out like if I'm not dressed.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
She made she made Larry wear a leather jacket.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
She did what she is?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
That what it's up to the ac.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, you look good, she kind of mothers him. Oh yeah, yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You mean saying you can't go get lunch if you
didn't take a shower.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, he's hurt.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I had sweatpants on I have to put on.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, you can't walk out in public and sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Dress for the lunch you want, Larry, not the lunch
you have.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Okay, I totally agree with you guys on the sweatpants stuff.
But I was going to go through the show from
the car. Oh I got Now I got to close
the door because the baby sleeping bridges down here.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
For the weekend. Ok okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
We actually it's better for me to walk out to
my car. I just got sent into a bedroom downstairs
and shut the door because the baby sleeping in any
other room.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So you won five units. Last week you ended up
winning the playoffs and at plus eight, Larry, I thought,
I thought, I want to there we go, go you
know there?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You won? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Oh well, but I won four on the game. I
lost one on. I won one on heads. Although I
want we'll lose that battle.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hold on you you bets.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No, I bet heads. But in the group chat, no,
I said, in the group chat, I said, now I'm
rooting for tails because you had five units on head
and heads comes in. Now I've pick up four units
against you. But I got that back with Seattle. But
then I had TEAMUS scores first wins the game.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I had.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Raced to fifteen winner.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Neither team scores thirty.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
That's the winner. But I lost the first to the
Seattle on we had twenty nine, so I broke even
on those two. I won the fifteen, I won heads,
I won four units on Seattle. I lost the under
and I want something else down here, I think.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Ray, Ray, come on, Yeah, all Theselarry, Larry, hold on, Larry,
Not all these bets are even money. You had one
that was minus one eighty one. That was minus one
forty so that brought it down. If they were all
even money, you would have been up six. But since
they were minus one eighty minus one forty five.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
But when I win that bet, I still win one unit. No,
that's the way I would. We've had this conversation.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, I usually I round up to make it easier
for everybody else. So if anything actually probably gave you
more units than you were actually won.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's probably four point seven or something.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, you got to get a before you start questioning
the math here.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Okay, I met a guy who watches the show Loves
Dan just out of glue coach, Are you bad? Last
night at the Seaton Hall fiveness game. He asked how
Dylan's doing? He asked how Ray is doing? Picture d
A Ray, he knew you. Then he goes he's safe
for real. I had a truck till I said we were homely,
just scraping through the iceberg. He's a huge fan. I
(05:55):
sent Ray the picture this morning. I took a picture
with him, so I just I'm not there. I'm spreading
the spreading the good.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What does that have to do with it?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You getting a spray tent right he could.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
He asked me, That's what he asked me. When I'm
getting my spray can, I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
If he was a loyal listener, he would have dragged
you the Tannings line right then and there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I just walked out of the room, and I get
the finger pointed at me back in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Go back to your room, get back to your hole.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna walk straight out and get
in the car.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is this is your wife or your daughter doing this? Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
My wife, my daughter's getting her hair down her something.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, Uh, Dylan, you had the Patriots plus four, you
had an octopus, the coin toss, Gatorade purple. These are
the ones that you didn't you lost. What was the
big one that you got?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
A J Barner first touchdown d coming in the third quarter.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's pretty good. Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Actually, And so I I was flying back from San
Francisco on Sunda. So I was like, all right, cool,
I'll watch the first half of the game on the plane.
It's actually nice. I've done it before the moment we
finished boarding, they just go, uh, the Wi Fi is
going to be out for the entire flight, so there'll
be no live TV. And I was like, fucking kidding me.
Then they say like man, no big. I'm like everyone
was just looking around like what the fuck? And then
(07:17):
like halfway through the flight, the lady gets on. She's like,
I just got a score. Updated's six nothing Patriots. I
was like, well, how the hell did you do that?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Were they kGy with the booze? No good, but it
wasn't six nothing Patriots.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Then she was wrong, yes, that's what Yeah, Oh hell no, no, sorry,
six nothing Seahawks. Okay, And then we had an boarded landing,
so I got took even longer.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Than awarded landing.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, what do you mean, like the plane's about to
touchdown where you know, like JFK, you're looking at the
ground and then it just goes and that goes up
and circles back around again. Why because there was Sometimes
it's weather. Sometimes it's like a plane. There's a plane
on the round you They said, Iran's coming, I'll do it. No,
there's a plane on the so we had to go
up and circle around again. It was like I started
(08:03):
to get signal as we were landing, so I was
like pulling up the scores and stuff, and then just aliens.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Shay had five units on heads, you had the under
with the anthem, and you had Seattle minus four and
a half. I did you lost on with God or Jesus?
Get a shout out?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Look at our country?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I knew, I said, I literally said, what if neither
of them do? And it was like blasphemy.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Who was under duress more God or Jesus? No Bad Boody,
no Drake may or Pam Bondy.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Did you see that ship? Yes? Yeah, okay? Are you kid?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Me?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Are more duressed?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Day? Pay BONDI needs to be tard of feathers that.
I can't believe she brought up the freaking dow Jones.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I know you got all of these victims there and
they just want to be heard, and she wants to
talk about how great the dal Jones is.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Your four one k is great, but you're never going
to see your daughter again.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know you were molested, but have you looked at
your wrath recently?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Have you seen the GDP?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Your fucking GDP? Are you kidd? I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think I'd rather be Drake May all day.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Losing the super I mean even though it wasn't glamorous.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean, he's not going to jail.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
No, no was she? I mean remember she was the
Attorney General of Florida when all this ship went.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Which is really a made up there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, and she said that nobody cared about it back then.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
This has been aroused Obama. But look at your fucking
four able k ship and shove it up your ass,
you capitalist psycho.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It is. It was really a masterclass in getting everybody
to hate you in a five seconds.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I just kept thinking, that's not how you win an
argument by changing the topic of the argument.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And one that's completely on an unlevel playing. Yeah, it's
not like it's like, well you do that. It's like,
how about the dal Jones?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Unbelievab.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm gonna forget about the Epstein files.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You know what, You're right all your daughters that we
we've just submitted all your daughters to an international pedophile campaign.
But you're gonna retire ten days earlier.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
The Magnificent Ago, the Magnificent seven are up eight percent
this year.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Have you've seen the video? AI is gonna take over?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The one percent are doing really well.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Did you actually did you see that?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Blew my fucking did you see the.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Guy who in I think nineteen ninety three bought ai
dot com because his initials were ai als Oh no,
darn iverson witches. He bought it for one hundred bucks
and just sold it to the guy who owns Crypto
dot com and like some AI company for seventy million.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Probably he was probably pardon too.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Larry, are you still there?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You can slip right in there.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm just laughing. Yeah, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, that's great. How about we look ahead to bets
this week? This will be the final show that we'll
have for a little while. No, no, no, no, Now
I have to because I have to take a break.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I don't think we'll just do it with is it
from us?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Or what if we get a I bought to be
dating So you can do that if you want, but
I need to take a little break.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, Ai Ai Dan hosting the show. Appreciate.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, I'm I'm willing to sign my rights away do a.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Close for the show.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Do you like what they're doing in Hollywood?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, so bad Larry Bets this week?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Okay, I didn't know what we were doing the show, so
I just small well while I was still in bed.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I am great textative.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I have. I have to root for Chris gotter Up.
So I've got him top ten in the Pebble Beach
pro Am.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And then then he's a Jersey guy. That's why, I mean,
explain why.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Golfmoth County guy.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, and he's really good and he won last.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Week and he's on a little tear, and so I'd
taken him top ten and I'd taken Hadeki Matsiamo to
miss the Cup.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, is that it?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
There's my only two backs, Okay, Unity one Unity, all right?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Dylan, all right, Dan, I got for the pro am.
See woo Kim, I love that to win plus twenty
five hundred. He's been playing well. I'm more of a
soon j But if he's not there, I'll take what
I can get, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And Soon Jim pretty much plays in every tournament.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I don't know. He he kind of fell off
a little bit. I'm not out on him yet. I
don't want to do that. But come major season he's back.
So seawoo to win and then Jake Napp top five
plus five eighty day Olympic Hockey. Dan say, I figured
you'd like this one team Canada to win.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Gold copy this.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, that's it? Yeah, okay, And lot Via plus three
and a half against Team USA today three and a
HAPs a lot I'm not gonna lay three and a
half with Tea. It's a trap.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I think four to one final and that's.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Perfect and everyone's happy we win. A lot Via covers
the tale as old as time and college lacrosse. Then
this week Johns Hopkins hosting the local rival Loyola Johns
Hopkins minus two and a half.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Where is Loyola there?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maryland's in Baltimore tooo, Yeah, there's Loyal in Chicago and
than Loyal Merrimo and Loyal Marriman.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You've parroted everyone that we said.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, well there's probably another one out there, all right, Shay.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
All right. Danny pebble Beach, Tommy Fleetwood to win plus
twenty eight hundred, Seawoo Kim plus twenty five hundred, and
then I got a top twenty parlay.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Why do you do the parlay.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Because I'm a degenerate Seawou Fleetwood and Xander it's like
plus five fifty.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, Jay, I feel like it would be prudent.
I'm not going to probably for both of us to
also take Seawood to miss the cut. Now, I don't know,
he's been played great dude, I know, but we both bet.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
On it the fuck all Right. Then I got women's
curling through the Olympics. Japan laid what eleven against Denmark
and then Great Britain plus one thirty against the Communists.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
The real ones.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
They're real well they're not really actually.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Caught and they're.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Chin.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, if you think about.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It, Great Britain won the gold back in twenty twenty two. Yeah,
they don't care. I mean, nobody cares about twenty twenty
two danting. It's a whole new game.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Curling does rock.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's awesome. You know there's spreads and curling.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I figured you were betting on something. Well, no, I
didn't bet on the spread straight up, straight up. Oh,
it's just straight up oka spread.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That spread can be electric down the line at the like.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
It's exciting.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
By the way, the father daughter dance that you, Oh
my god, it was awful.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Why so, daity they're in fifth grade? Boys and girls
are invited this thing. You know, it's a smallish town,
so you know everybody. But really this is just organized
flirting for kids with parents chaperoning. It's fucked up. They're
too young to be introducing that kind of a bullshit
and have it sanctioned by the school and therefore the
(15:04):
parents and the property attack. It's it's bullshit. I gotta
look at all these little ten year old boys. I
look into the eye, and I know that you're an
enemy for the next eight years. They're coming after my daughter.
It's awful. I hated it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
How are you back then?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I was. I was a piece of shit in fifth grade.
I was awful.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, why fifth grade?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's what I'm saying, Yes, thank you, that's exactly what
I said.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I think sixth grade might have been the first time
there was like sixth grade.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It was a sock hop that we had. We had
a sock hop.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
In you in the fifties.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, that's just what they did. You had a sock cop.
They played fifties music and the boys and girls stayed
away from each other for the entire night and then
had one dance and that was it. But this thing
is like fifth dude, there's it's pageantry to it, the
clothes wearing makeup, fifth.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Grade girl, he's a segregated dance.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Well that everybody's white.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
What do you mean you said boys and girls?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Boys and girls. They always they go separate. They don't
like dance with each other. I would freak the funk out,
But there's there. It's manufactured flour. At ten years old,
I ate for it. Dating. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I remember going with my daughter's they were in
eighth grade.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, that's normal. Yeah, that was, but.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
They had more like like younger skewed one, like in
like sixth grade. I think there was just more like
a kind of like what Shay said, not without all
the fucking timey dresses and ship.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Yeah, it's girls and heels and like it was fun.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Did your daughter have makeup on?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Hell? No, fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well I don't know. I'm just asking a question. If
her friends had makeup on and did she want makeup?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
She did, Yeah, they just wanted it happened like it
could have happened.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Sorry, what's like the age for makeup?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I don't know. I would well, I don't know. I'd
say junior high. I stay out of that ship, But.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I don't remember with my kids.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
So she wants a phone, like now, yeah, I would
punt that as long as possible, dude. I told her
she ain't getting a phone until she gets a driver's life.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Like when we first got like I think I got
a phone in like eighth grade, but it was like
it was a fucking razor. You do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
The friends got phones, Oh yeah, I know, because you know,
parents want to be their friends and they want to
give them and the iPad the phone is dangerous. Yeah,
that is, that's the game changes.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What have the iPad at like dinner at a restaurant?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Right, I see that. I'm like, that's well saying.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No no, if you have like a three year old,
you're okay with that? No, yes, yes, yes, yes, not
for us.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, I feel like that's just a bad building, a
bad house.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I understand how people do it with like a two
or a three year old. You still want to go out,
like yeah, yeah, I get it, but I just never
allowed it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well it works too well. I think that's like the bigger.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
It changes their fucking brain. Dude. If you give a
kid an iPad before they're like three, it changes how
they think about ship. Like it changes their synapses or
whatever fucking big word you want to use. It changes
the way they think. Like it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The socialization, like if you go out to dinner with
people later.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, I'm not sure if it changed the way they think,
but it changes their how they socialize.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, that's what he changed. The whole generation coming up
has no idea how to socialize.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
O can't look at the eye.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But I gotta believe you scared those little boys.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I did. I made him shake my hand, look at
me the eye. Yeah, oh yeah, scare the ship out.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But how were their parents?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
A dad, father daughter?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
The boys bring the moms and the daughters bring the dads.
So you know, you're talking all these moms who have
these boys, and the moms are just so you know
how it is. They're overly protective and mothering these sons,
and they treated like little princes because the mother son,
you know, connection is so weird.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You have something you want to talk about.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's just it's just the way the way the way
women treat their firstborn son or their only son is
just out of this fucking world, like he's the best
thing ever.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Pretty nice to me.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, I've witnessed it. But being a middle child.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I never the same way your dads and daughters Like.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Sure, fine, but there's something to protect with the daughter.
Like that makes sense, Like you should be.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
You asked, is it she hated my wife? You're trying
to take this horse, trying to take my son. Wow,
because that's how that's how mothers feel. Like it's going
to be the other way around completely Like so with
my son. My wife's already not about it. She hates
it already, just the thought of some little whore taking
(19:22):
her son.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
But she's Italian too.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Well.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well, here's the thing about mothers. When people say black moms,
Jewish moms, it's moms. It's like legit. If I wanted to,
I could live at my mother's house right now, easily
easily damn near retferree, Yes, yes, of course, Marvin. Yeah,
I'll make chicken. I can make chicken for the whole studio,
(19:45):
of course, Like damn, all right, ma, you gotta make.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Chicken for the whole squad some of it.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Aren't you the oldest boy in your family?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
No, No, I have an older brother year old, and
I mean, yeah, the second one.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Who's favor.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
By far.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I mean, I knew that was gonna be your answer.
But we'll ask your brother. Actually, but it's not.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Both my parents are dead, but you can ask my brothers.
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
So.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Technically your no. One's favorite.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, no, his wife, his wife, that's that's her her
rod son Larry is your wife's oldest son.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
That's that's possible. I can't believe women brought their sons
to a father daughter dinner dance. We don't allow that
down here.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
They called it a sweetheart dance because you know, you
got to be inclusive, because you know, you got two moms,
you got two dads. You got to fucking all kinds
of weird ship going on down here.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
And we did a first grade through eighth grade just
fathers and daughters. There was no mothers and sons.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What's wrong with yeah, we didn't have that either.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
It's a big, big, live town. I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It was just I went with my daughter. There weren't
mothers there with their sons.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Well, I don't know that.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Some things dinner dance, How hard is that?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't have Yeah, mother son dance.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
And the DJ was playing like the macarena and bad Bunny.
It was just bad money. Yeah. I kept calling DHS nobody,
Kid Rock, I need you now, yeah, I need some
like God, bless America this motherfucker? Yeah you love?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Did you watch the Kid Rock halftime sho?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I watched Bad Body? What's a big deal? I thought
it was good.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
That's why everybody they want to know. It's like a trigger.
What do you think of bad Bunny? Yeah, it's the
weirdest thing. Turn it off if you didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I can't fathom caring.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
That was my thing, like who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Like literally, who gives a fuck?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
That's my cigarette time. I barely watched the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Ye smart.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Also, my least favorite thing is when the right, the
crazy right rather would say, man, the halftime show, So
it's supposed to unite America?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Is it since win?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
When I don't know if anybody wants spring stinging and
to go. You know, he had United America.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Maybe we're maybe when you two did it and he
had the American flag because that's right after September eleventh. Possibly,
but they were from Ireland.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
They were Oh I know, that's like.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
The America of Ireland really is Ireland?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Wait? Wait, wait, the America of Ireland.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I was going to say, I was gonna say the UK,
but really England. I guess it's sort of the America.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Of Maybe Dublin is the America, Dublin the UK.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, Dublin is the Chicago of.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Ireland, the Boston.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
But there are a lot of Irish in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
There are sh they're all cops too.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They're all cops in Boston.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
But I don't know when's the last time somebody if
they saw pav Roti performing, do they say, why can't
he speak in English? Singing English?
Speaker 4 (22:45):
That was the weirdest thing to me. I didn't. I
thought it was a joke that like liberals were saying,
look at these Republicans they're mad about it was a joke.
And then I saw Trump, well true social like angry
about it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, who gives a fuck? Wait till it's a K
pop next year.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You would like that more. I would like that more.
Bad Boody. It just my jam, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah it wasn't mine, but I'm I'm just like, I'll
watch it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Got a big old butt. It's a lot of humping though,
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Well, why do we have to grab our crunch.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, they've got kids watching this ship. Watch kids were traumatized.
They were like, I didn't know, butts got that big.
I was like, it's different. You're a Connecticut there. If
Bad Bundy watched a polo match, you'd be like, oh,
what the fuck? You got a horse with a mallet.
He wouldn't understand. It's called cultural.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Roles horse hockey.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry you got a white butt.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, you're a gringoes. It's okay, you're just different. Don't
judge that. They won't judge you can.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You can inflate it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
If you go to Miami, would you have been a tree?
Would you have been one of the grass?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
No, of course not.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I saw them.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
You wouldn't. Why would I be a tree in the
halftime show? Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I would have just to be there at the show?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yes, I would have done that in a second.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I saw the requirements though. To do it.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
It was like Spanish speaking now, but it was.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Like you have to like be able to carry forty
five pounds for like five hours, and there's a few
other like weird, No, okay, you have to be like
a trained dancer. Oh so Shay could do it the lead.
You got to be a trained dancer, A d I
thought that's carrying forty five pounds for five hours. Sound'm
pretty shitt.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I carry a fucking show for three.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
That's a lot more than forty five pounds decade.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It's a lot of heavy shit. Okay, that's it. We've
done it. We're going to take a little time off
just to.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Heavy Valentine's Yeah, yeah, and Friday the thirteenth tomorrow, yeap.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yep, and uh I'll be uh. I'll be taking a
week off next.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Week, Ski Week.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So you don't want to hang out.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, No, I'm going to spend time with my wife.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well after Valentine's Day, you know, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
To spend the whole week. Wow, Yeah, we get along.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, it's.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Are you going to I got a whole week coming
up in Dallas with the whole families.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That sucks.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Good fucking Ski Week. Such a joke as this fucking state.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Alrighty, we've done it. We've We've made it through a
football season. I want to thank all our participants bad
Larry the reigning champ. Now he's the Seattle Seattle. Congratulations Larry.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Thanks, my bookie went out of business. I gotta find
a new bookie.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'll book your ship right now.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Really your bookie.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
He didn't do it because of the super Bowl. He
announced before the super Bowl. We're just going to settle
up at the end of the super Bowl and he's retiring.
But we pounded him pretty good.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I think if if you're going to be a bookie
for any one of us, that would be a fucking
fantastic job.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I would think you don't walk away from that job.
Uh so, Larry, thanks for.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Joining us, No problem.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, thank you, Larry, bad Larry. Uh. Shane Irving
is the Shane Irving podcast going to continue.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Did a show last night, solo pod. It was weird
audio only got back to the roots. I liked it
a lot. Any topics, Oh yeah, Pam BONDI was on
the docket. Okay. Uh, the email is getting released. I
ran the Super Bowl a little bit. UFOs, things like that.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
All the heads. What about the what's who's the lady
who got kidnapped?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Oh yeah, Savannah Guthries fucking mom.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah dude.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I was down for the flu for four days. I
was out, couldn't do nothing. I woke up and the
roommate said, you hear about Savannah Guthrie's mom. I said,
who the fuck? What, what do you mean? She's been kidnapped?
I said, what the fuck? They kidnapped the grandma?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, I know, that's crazy after like forty years supposed
to be like safe from kidnappings.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I thought, God, I didn't know we did kidnapping anyway. Yet.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
When's the last time you heard of her?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Just uhedy Paul.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
His ear? Yeah, or they thought that he did it
himself and ship right?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
How long ago was that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
A long time ago.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
In fact, there's no just you know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And Steven Tyler wrote about that in a song Aerosmith.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Which song, yeah, J Paul.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Getty and his e with that's pretty great sweet emotion.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Maybe have no idea is that?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah? It was Aerosmith. It's been over a week, right,
and she's still like eleven or twelve days? Is not
looking good for the gut three family, I got it. Okay,
that's it. We've done it.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
For Marvin who has been listening to this all season long.
For Ray Big Day, Ray, producer of this show, and
Dylan and Shane Irving Yours Truly, it's our pleasure to
serve you. Thanks for joining us and Patrick fix A
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