March 26, 2026 • 32 mins
This week we recap our March Madness bets, including Dylan's infamous 8 legger that missed by ONE leg. Plus, MORE madness as we enter the Sweet 16!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
We are recording. Now we're just getting bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
On the phone. Oh I know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Spray Dan, We're still over. Yeah, he was supposed to
stop up. Is he might be on the road going
to Maine.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah about that last week.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, he drives literally by every single time.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He's about five minutes away. When he's driving past the exit. Yeah, yeah,
he gets stop him easily.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh so we'll get bad Larry here he is.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean, maybe it's because he's losing. That's why he's
not showing up.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh look who's winning.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
We're sorry. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You get used to it after a while winning, Larry.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hello, Dan, Hey you doing mo man?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did you drive by the studio?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Are you going to Maine today?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm an hour and a half beyond you.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Wow, that is we didn't come anywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Waves took us tapping the eighty four, you know, six
eighty four up to Brewster, New York, and I'm like
an hour beyond Hartford already on eighty four coming into Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hey, you went straight through the guts of Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh yeahs Connecticut Valley. Welcome to Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
What I'm sorry? Was there an accident? Is that why
they took me this way?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You want to stand?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
We know?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Give you the freaking traffic report mixed up at five?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I thought, I thought Dylan just said there was some
accidents down in ninety five.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Not yet.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But if you can't, okay, no, I I know never okay, okay,
all right, Welcome to Dan Patrick. Takes a gamble a
bad Larry on the road to main. He lost two
units last week? Dylan? Wait are you applauding?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was gonna appaud the next part, but.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Dylan, Dylan won five units last week. Whoa m shay.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Boss the juice?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Zero right, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Zero see out Ohio state lost by you lost anything else?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You want to mention you Penn not showing up at all.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, that's a popular I was very.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Upset with that great run in football for me this.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Year with bad Larry anything. You want to recap from
last week.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Florida, how did they give us three at the Boss?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We lose?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I know that's my only Final four team out already
very chalky so far.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I had Florida. I had Florida losing to Arizona
in the title game.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You had some opinions about Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, they got out coached there at the very end,
full court press, you're leading, Why not just keep everything
in front of you? But then what do I know
about coaching?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I mean yeah, but then your your Arizona Wildcats still kicking.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yep. My Wildcats. By the way, Florida's head coach is
the favorite to take over at North Carolina. Oh golden Yeah,
Dylan had a five thousand dollars Harlay. You had it's
a ten leg parlay and you hit nine of the ten.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, eight Going into Friday, I just needed Akron and Arizona.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
To cover and they were playing concurrently.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah. Akron games started like thirty minutes before, so I couldn't.
I mean, not that it would have mattered, because the
Akron leg is the one that lost. That's you know
what didn't we talk about Ohio a lot on this podcast.
I left my fate in their hands, and you paid
the price. I paid the price the akron zips. I
was so fucking disappointed. You know, tale as old as
dies are, Like, I know it's stupid, I know it's
(04:01):
not gonna hit. I got to the point where I
was like, this is believe it. I believe I believe
too much.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Uh, big day, Ray who produces this god forsake and podcast?
He put on the sheet. The bachelorette star from Mormon
Wives was canceled due to controversy. Oh yeah, I don't
think anybody was betting on anything there.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Wait what happened?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You probably you could definitely find is she still Mormon? Yeah,
she's still Mormon.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well how was she on a bachelotte show?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, it got canceled because I.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Think she's divorced or separated from the guy she threw
the chair.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh, you couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She threw a chair at I think there was domestic
violence from her.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So that him.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As someone who's watched a little bit secret lives of
Mormon wives, some of them, there's some that are pretty
like devout and strict about it, and then there's some
who play a little more fast and loose with all
the Mormon rules. I think she fell into the ladder camp.
You know they drink a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh no, no, no alcohol. Yeah, oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I think that those are called jack Mormon's at the term.
I think that they they are a little less religious.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, I believe they do like their Mormon rum springer and.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That I don't know. I know soda is really big.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, there's a chain that it's like Starbucks there. They
have like I forget what it's called, like SIPs or something,
and you can get like crazy customs out. It's like
going to the bar for them.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yes, but it's it's a really big deal there.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, someone's making a fucking killing on soda in Utah.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And underwear magic underwear.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Magic underwear chairs allegedly.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well no, no, that's in the Tabernacle. What's the thing?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Is it in the Mormon Wives?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I don't know about that, but probably why did you
get canceled? Hold on? Why a you cancel?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Because she's she's involved in there's a video of her
attacking her.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Husband or boyfriend with so she was throwing chairs at
him where they were like one year old sitting on
the cap.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Domestic violence from a woman to a man.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, really, and it's like the third time a bit
figured you'd like that one.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Has your wife ever thrown a chair? Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, now deserves She's hit me, always deserved. Yeah.
She hits me constantly. Why the things I say and do?
Or I don't get out of bed like in the morning,
she'll hit me. Yeah, and then she'll send the kids
in to shame me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh, we're all.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Going to school.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I don't go to school. What the hell are you
talking about? Like seven in the morning. I don't have
a band and ship? Why Why isn't she taking the kids?
That's what I say, Like, what do I have to
do right now? Like? What could I help?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You might have just lost some points with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well I gotta you know, I gotta play it fair,
call balls and yeah, I can't sit here and always
side with what's.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
The benefit of me being awake while the kids? What? What?
What can I possibly do to help?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Be a grumpy dickhead?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Probably exactly that's what I do. I'm lets slip through it.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
They should know that and just be like, let them
let the bear sleep.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You see all the Diego Pavilla Awards ceremony, the Dylan
Pavia Award. We've changed it now, it's that's yours.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I own this now. Yeah, oh yeah. Sh twenty twenty four,
Dylan twenty twenty five, Dylan sixth though, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Man, it could be bet Larry. You up with your
wife and your sister in law.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, all in the car right now. So I gotta
be a little quiet about that Mormon stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Why are they Mormon?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, but my.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Comments wouldn't go wouldn't fly too well in this car
right now.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Shock's here.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, we're good, okay, all right, fair enough.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I don't know why self censor?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, what were you going to say? Give us the
PG version.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I didn't know anything about that show. I did comment that,
uh that domestic violence against the husband. Shaye has a
hope for you now right?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, okay, Uh be Larry, you sent a picture of
the beach.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, but nothing put.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
In a full day yesterday? Well I didn't really, but
let's say a full day yesterday. And when they said
we're doing a show today, I just had to get
out of my cop car and take a little picture
of the cop cary.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
He sent us this picture Dan with the caption not
a sub in sight. So it's good to know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That we're he's looking for submarines for drones.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I ran to have subs.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I don't know they got boats.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, Larry, there was a debate whether you could swim
very well.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Dan.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Of course he's gonna say it.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Come on, I grew up here. Are you kidding me?
I can't surf. I've never surfed in my life, never
even tried it. A lot of people don't understand that.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I just, oh, I understand that the hardest thing to do.
It is pretty difficult.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I tried it once and no need to try it again.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Like, could you even get up on the board. Yeah,
but it didn't last long. Yeah, briefly it's like spinning
a basketball on your finger and it just rolls right off.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, and then you know, you get banged in the
head with the board. See, I needed the Kelly Slater
smaller board, like I had that long board.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Is it supposed to be easier with the longer board.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know. I thought that if I was on
the shorter board, yeah, that that would have been more manageable,
a little more control, Yeah, a little more control.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Seeing people who are nasty at surfing is it's like,
doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
However, Well, it's like a firefighter going into a house
when there's a fire.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
When they go out and those waves are fifty feet high.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yes, nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So what I've always never understood about that is how
do you practice on that? Because if you get hit
by that way, like, if you get rolled under that wave,
you're dead, right, more or less? Like no huge waves
off Portugal and stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, well you can, but I think it's more of
you get knocked around. Husband got knocked around, He got
hit by a wave. Are you gonna bring You're gonna
bring this up to your wife when you get home,
aren't you?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, say the laws of shange.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I'm sure she's very up on all this.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
She knows exactly what the statutes are.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, and your girls are never going to rat on
your mom.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Dude. They rat on me immediately. They hit me too.
They learn from her. They all hit me. Everybody hits me. Why,
I don't know. Why are we blaming the victim? I
didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I wake up and I get hit or I don't
wake up and I get hit once again. I've been
watching that d t F Saint Louis and you are
David harbor Man, that's depressed, and he is great in
that show.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
He's awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He is great. He's a good actor. He is he's
got range.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well you're watching and you're going, damn, he is. He's
taken that. He's stealing this. He's stealing this show.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Watch it. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And Jason Bateman plays Jason Bateman.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, but I'm I'm always fine with that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And the girl, the wife in there, neither, he's very Yeah,
she's striking.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know what Bateman thing recently sucked though, was the
Rabbit crap No, the flight, the Airport movie with terror.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
He was a bad guy. Try watching that. You want
me to be scared of Jason Bateman, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And he's like just the same voice, and he's like
and if I kill you, Yeah, he's just running through.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
They're not committed to terrorism, you're Jason baby. I tried
a child act there out of here, Yeah, I tried it.
And then you get deep and then you go okay,
now I got to watch it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, that's what happened. I got sucked into and I
was like, I guess I'll just finish it. And then
I finished and I was like, I should have bailed
when I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Let's see, we have oh, Rory McElroy's uh Master's meal.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, it's pretty good for h pretty good, Larry.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Did you see what Rory's Masters Champions dinner is?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
No? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, let me see. They have elk sliders, nice shrimp
tempura each and ricotta, flatbread, bacon wrap, dates, yellow fin
tuna carpaccio, wagou filet or seared salmon, and sticky toffee pudding.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I believe the the yellowfin carpaccio is a nod to.
That's the same one that labor and a Den is
famous for in New York.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay, do you think that he's giving a nod to
the restaurant?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Were they the only ones that have yellow fin tuna carpaccia?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Know they have the foa gras and the toasted baguette
like under it?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay, No, you cook a couple of meat Friday meals.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Now all of a sudden, this is me being fat
and they're liking food. That's not this is not about.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
My skill, all right, Uh, Dylan, since you went five
units last week to the good, which is really rare,
you get to.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Lead us off.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Do you want to recap those in.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Or don't have to?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We can if you want to. All I know is
you didn't complete the ten like parlay.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, honestly it took. Really I was like, damn, I'm
fucking hitting all these straight bats. This is great if you.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Had gone nine and oh and you could have had
to pay out of what a thousand?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
So when it was when I won that I had
the first eight games done on Thursday, it was they're
offering me like a little over a thousand.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I was like, it's just you get jobbed on those
two a little bit. Yeah, But they had the ninth
game hit and then the tenth one was later. It
was like if I said, if it was like three grand,
I probably would have taken it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Sure, Yeah, you can't. You can't win on parlays now.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Also, they they are funny. I have learned though. The
juice really isn't worth the squeeze, like the heartbreak, the
inevitable heartbreak from like getting that close.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I think that's what like you're addicted to, though, is
the loss or I am you know what I mean?
Like the you sweat, sweat, sweat, and then you get
punched right in the day.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
That's why people, well people will bet like fifty grand
on like a minus twenty.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
In the dick. When have I actually been punched the dick? Encinitas, California.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Classic.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No. No.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
The girlfriend at the time, she had a friend that
we were staying with, and I accused her of being
a heroin addict and it didn't go well for me.
Was she No, she was not. She was a methad
Oh okay, she had bruises all over her legs. I
was like, nobody falls down like that unless you're on heroin.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You misgendered her drug addiction.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, that was That was not a good y. I
woke up on the beach on that trip and there
was actually an ESPN surf competition going on.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
You're like, I could do that.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I was like, whoa what happened?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Did somebody say there's a whale that washed up on
that Holy David Harbor's here? No?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I was much better.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So crow was here. Madam MARCHERU I was a bad weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Were you thin back then?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah? That was like uh drug, No, that was a
football days and like working out and ship. But yeah
there was drug days.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Wait what position did you play in football?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Contensive tackle and then defensive end when I got skinnier.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Were you an edge rusher? Rushing is a strong word,
set the edge?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I got a lot of a all right, Dylan bets
this week? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Alrighty, So I got Purdue laying the seven and a
half against Texas.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Sorry, I want to fight, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Kind of Iowa Nebraska the corn battle under one thirty
one and a half. Then is this a nod to
Iowa football? It's something like okay, and I like, I'm
okay with that low number.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm okay with.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That Arizona minus seven and a half against Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
You know then I'm backing on Arizona. Oh, I don't
take Arkansas, I know, I don't want you. Illinois money
linegainst Houston.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
All right, wow?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, well it's only like two and a half. Yeah,
it's not okay.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Saint John's money line against the Duke Tino Trust that's
six and a half. Yeah, very uninspiring Duke team for
the overall one seed.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, I don't look at them as the best team
in the country.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Uh, Michigan State plus one and a half against the Huskies.
M I'm gonna take the Michigan Alabama game off because
I don't really know what to do with that one.
And then Iowa State minus three and a half against Tennessee.
Anything else, Yeah, well it is Opening Day. America is
(16:41):
fucking excited. I got my Mets dan minus one twenty
against Paul Skeens. Oh, the Skins are the schemes.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
By the way, have you seen the Baywatch? No, they're
bringing a Baywatch back. I don't know if it's TV
show or a movie.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
They put old lady in it.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
She's getting on the act.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
You got to getting implants. No, Baywatch, she's the whole point.
You're running on a slow motion Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
What's actually weirdly a decent point.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
She's got a red bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, she stole that job from some other woman.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Did they do a Baywatch movie with like the Rock?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, they did a movie. Yeah, but I didn't see it. Yeah,
but I don't know. Is this a movie or is
this a TV show?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Not sure I'm invested either.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Way.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, you're in, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
So you're going against Paul.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Skiing against Paul Skins and Mets are an opening day wagon.
Uh Padres plus one thirteen against Tarik Skuble fading the
cy young winners. Dad, It's part of my new baseball strategy, okay.
And then the well, the previous one didn't work. No,
none of them did. And the Orioles minus one forty
three against the Twins.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, that brings us to Shay.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Basketball daty hook them plus seven and a half against
the boiler Makers. Uh h down, clutch City laying two
and a half against a fight in a line. I
I'm taking Arkansas Woo super Big plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I think it's not woo woo is it?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Is it? Woo oie woo wie?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Who you said woo woo.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Woo whoa woo oie?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, it's still.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Iowa State money line and Saint John's Rick Beatino money line.
Uh parlay plus smarlid it Okay. I love Patino. I
watched the game the last game with the girls that
I introduced him to Rick Patina here out. He never
smiled once they won the game, and I was like, look,
how mad.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
He is actually, and at the end of that game
was great buzzer beater and he's.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Just like walked off.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You know, I was like, he's a town.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You remember Kelvin Sampson, Like I think it was it
last year someone called him Kevin in a press conference
and he like freaked out, got mad. He was like respect.
I'm like, when you're rather go by, Kevin, Kelvin's.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Kind of dumb, you know, l shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, do you want to do your baseball future?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, Danny, I got some baseball shoes because Larry didn't
do his futures. No Phillies winning their division plus one
seventy five brew Crew plus two thirty Orioles over eighty
five and a half, Braves over eighty six and a half,
the Canucks over eighty seven, the Nationals over sixty five
and a half, and then they got haeseus Lozardo doing
(19:26):
the nlc ion.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The national is the worst team in baseball because the
Cardinals are at sixty nine and a half.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I like that beat too, but I'm awful because of
how they screwed me.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, and then you have a long shot to win
the cy Young oh long.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, Lozardo would win the nlcon zeus hazues Cristo Czardo, right,
Is that why you picked him? Blizarda with a U
lou Zardo?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah? I got the Rangers plus one thirty five and
the Indians plus one sixty.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That brings us to Larry traveling with his wife and
he is sister.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Yeah, I don't have I don't have my picks in
front of me and I am driving. I know I
had Perdue minus seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Okay, let me let me tell you your pick. Why
did you call it?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
That'd be I'm just enjoying the show, Dan, but what
I would have loved to call it out today? But wow,
it's this show is set up for the football season
when we got games we can bet on and they don't.
I don't even know what's playing Saturday. It's March Madness, Larry,
I know, so today this show is fine. That's why
(20:30):
I sent my picks in.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Okay, thank you bad.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Larry's got Perdue minus seven and a half against Texas Illinois.
You're getting two and a half against Houston. Yeah, Duke
minus six and a half against Saint John's boo. Yeah,
the over with Duke and Saint John's at won forty
one and a half once.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yes, fine, I didn't have that line, so thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Uh, Michigan State plus one and a half against Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And you have Iowa State minus three and a half
against Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
It's not it now, Casey, I went against Tennessee tonight. Yes,
I got that. That's tire tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
That's tomorrow, Benest.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Casey's son in law is a huge Tennessee fan. I'll
be watching it with him.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Casey's his sister in laws. Got it yet?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Are we all on Iowa State?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I want the money. I think I was thinking I
love the Cyclones, but.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Wearing his white suits and busy tonight, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I haven't game this game.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Can you bet on this?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You may have to go a poly market for that,
but I'm bet that's out there somewhere.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I bet there's some Marinara sauce on it. Yeah, like
he has some bowloon as before the game prea carbo load.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Little spill thought you were bringing up restaurant.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Well that's where the bowling as.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I didn't want to do that, but I will.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's when Fritzi came up with the line postera prima premature.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Premature, poor guy. I mean, at some point you just
got to be happy that you can still function that
way as a premature. So what, man, it's a race.
I won. It's up to you. Girl.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Wait a minute, if you get to that age, your
wife would be okay with you hooking up with somebody.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Because she's okay with You're eighty years old. It matter.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, Pacinos just had a Patino and de Niro just
had kids.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
But that's sa that's suppressing.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, you can't do that. Imagine me in kindergarten. They're like,
howld your dad ninety?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
There's some kids in my town. The dads were like
sixty something for sure. Kindergarten kids. Yeah, probably got some money.
Oh yeah, third wife got some money. They speak in
a foreign accent, like you're the Eastern European. Hello, welcome,
nice to be. You're like, all right, Belarus, huh ain't
no shit, welcome to the fucking neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I couldn't get married again, no no, if.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You had to like start from scratch, no no, no, no, no, yeah, no, no,
no chance. No, sounds like a lot of work. It does,
like run it back.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I couldn't. I couldn't have another kid. I could have
a couple of Ye I'm going to be seventy. Yeah,
you couldn't.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
You could You out there just like when you're when
you're like eighty, just be like we're having another kid.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, i'd have to tell my girlfriend that, not my wife. Yeah,
she probably would not.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
She's not going for it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well you probably can't, you know at that age.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah about that.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, roommates going all right, well my girlfriend, I guess.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Your roommate's going through wanting to have another one.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well being on that you know, that age of whether
you still can do you want to?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, but you keep saying you want to try for
a boy.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
No, I'll never have a boy. I'll never have a son.
It'll never happen. I know that. That's my fate, that's
God's judgment. Is what I did in my previous life.
I deserve it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, you didn't treat women well, No, that wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Treated women well always, uh.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Except for your wife other women yeah, yeah, yeah, the
strippers you treated well, I did.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Do you know how many vet tech schools I probably
paid for. Yeah, the metal hygienas school.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, no, they said they were going to be they
were studied.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
They were not.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
How many it t T tech degrees he paid for?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
They were good.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I would like to have had a stripper just say, hey,
I don't want to be a lawyer, a doctor or anything.
I just want nice ship.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna blow all of this. Yeah it has nothing.
You want to sleep all day all night. It's I
go to hope. Like people are like, don't give like
homeless people money. They're just going to buy boos and
drugs with it. I'm like, yeah I would too, Like
who care?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I just give them the booze and drugs. Yeah. Cut
to the point.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I like to let them decide what they want.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Please, there's no decision there. That decision has been made.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Well, Like Malik Willis was giving out his gear at
the Combine a couple of years ago to a homeless guy,
opened up his suitcase.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
They said, here you go.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
He's probably what am I going to do? The ONLYSS
guy I have to go? I don't have I can't
go and computer.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Hey if you see Caleb Williams, could you see if
I could get his gear.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I didn't really want yours.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes, you can't get any money out of this ship. Yeah,
but Jade and Daniels, I'll take his gear.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
You think he held it until he got signed with
the Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, it's a long term invest. Got a nice little bump.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, all right, Larry, safe travels up to Maine. Are
you stopping back through on the way back to Jersey?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
It'll be it'll be Sunday night, Damn, I will what
kind you go to bed?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't want to see you don't come over Sunday
like eleven night?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
And what do you care about my roote home because
Sunday or Monday?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, if it's Monday, you could stop in and see us.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Here, that's the possibility.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's not doing.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
You, Larry, one of the three votes in this car.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Larry, you you os a spray tan?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
I know that?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Okay? Then going right?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
And is there any spray tan place in Maine? And
where we're going Portland, Portland, cap Elizabeth?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, do you want me?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
And he just said we're going to New Orleans in
two weeks. She said, I can get it in New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
So what are you did in New Orleans.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, my granddaughter's going to Tulane, so I got it. Welcome,
welcome students to day or whatever I nowadays.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, but why are you going right.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Grant, I'm a grandparent, So her mom and dad are
taking her and I.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Didn't meet Larry's coming down there to drink.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Wait your opah, I didn't meet him till I was fifteen.
That's your grandpa. Yeah, my dad's dad, my German grandfather.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh, my opa.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
No, he was just like nice to meet you when
I was fifteen years old.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah to German.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
He was very German.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, nice to meet you. Do you want to check
out some of my memorabilia collections?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
It wasn't like that after the First War we came over.
That's who we were, not.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's weird everyone in Germany.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Nobody went to Brazil. Yeah, not us, no.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Bunchin It was Panama for my family.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But yeah, Panama. He has a bunch of messies running
around Argentina.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, all right, Larry safe travels tell mb. I said, like, guys,
good luck, Dylan.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
I can't believe it's in the hedge. Out of that,
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I couldn't hed you're no, gardener, let it ride.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
First of all, yeah, hedgings from bitches from getting eight.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah, they were getting eight and they lost by ten,
and that's the thing you lost.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
No, they lost by more than that, but it was
they were in it like from the entire game.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right, Larry, don't act like you're.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Interested in now, Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I paid attention to it. I think I even texted
Bills and I would take a bet one thousand bucks
on the other side of the game.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
But I can't.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I couldn't the head because there was two games, so
I couldn't. I could put a thousand on each game.
And then if wh's exactly what happened happened is they
split them. I still lose the parleve even out of
the games.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
For joining us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
All right, Larry, what.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Was his deal? I don't know. What was that about, Testy?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I don't think you can swim women? No, I don't
women go through menopause? What do men go through? Women? Nepausemen?
You know there's something called look at pm D D
or mp d D or some shit. It's about periods. Uh,
it's about women being pre menstrual, and apparently this version
of it is like, you know, you're a super estrogen
(28:45):
heavy woman, so your PMS is fucking dangerous and.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That's isn't it just PMS?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
No, it's like a second level of So now all
the tennis moms are like, well, it's because of my PMDD,
Like one more script they can get for the fuck doctor,
I swear to god.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, it turns out this one they prescribed zan X
four too.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, take it with You're gonna be fine three times
a day.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Did you see the the quad amputee cornwall player?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
What a man?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I did that story? I have a I have a
take on that. So this guy with no arms or
legs shot a guy in the car car and drove
to If you have no arms or legs and you
can fire a gun and drive, well, no, I think you.
I think you should get a pass. I think you
can't even get away with murder anymore these days, so
like there should be reserved cases for like, that's pretty nuts.
(29:40):
We'll give you this one.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
I mean, Jerry would convict him, That's.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What I mean. Like they're gonna throw him in jail,
just getting lobbed around but.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh my god, what you passed around is that?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Jesus, Come on, come on, that's I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Chase says some stupid things, but I expect I.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Think this is one of the less stupid things I've said.
I think if there should be qualifying thing.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
So if a guy with no arms, no legs shoot
you and you die, you're okay.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I would be like, that's nuts. Yeah, like last.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Words, I'd say, oh, Dylan, your last words, that's nuts.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
And then and then as I'm bleeding out in the
back seat of his car, which he has a car,
he can how do you drive him? No legs?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But is he a champion corn hole? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
So that he hits the two nubs together and flicks
the bag up like that, and he's a professional cornall player.
This guy's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I got to see the gun dude. I saw him
a video of him.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I saw a video of him climbing a tree stand
to hunt with his little stumps.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
How do he lose his legs and arms?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Until next week, I'll I'll check. I want to thank
Big Day Ray. He produced this great job, right, Larry,
I don't know how much producing goes into you've got censorship, Dylan, here,
you got ship, Yeah, paple ampute right on here. Ray.
Ray's job is after the podcast is over, say anything
(31:15):
you want me to.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
That's what the real work begins.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Is a very important part of the job.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I had a whole monologue about the Iran war. They
cut by the way, just so everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We're banking all those uh to uh Tyler. Tyler is
running the board over there.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know how well. I mean, Marvin quit well,
he quit because of bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, they want to put up with back.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Even after Larry bet On Howard last week.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Wow, Larry didn't know that they were historically black.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I love the numbers.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Alrighty, that'll do it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Taking Spellman this week, more House, more.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good Luck with the Sweet sixteen. Will talk to you
next week. On Dan Patrick takes a Gambu
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
We are recording. Now we're just getting bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
On the phone. Oh I know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Spray Dan, We're still over. Yeah, he was supposed to
stop up. Is he might be on the road going
to Maine.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah about that last week.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, he drives literally by every single time.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He's about five minutes away. When he's driving past the exit. Yeah, yeah,
he gets stop him easily.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh so we'll get bad Larry here he is.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean, maybe it's because he's losing. That's why he's
not showing up.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh look who's winning.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
We're sorry. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You get used to it after a while winning, Larry.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hello, Dan, Hey you doing mo man?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did you drive by the studio?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Are you going to Maine today?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm an hour and a half beyond you.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Wow, that is we didn't come anywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Waves took us tapping the eighty four, you know, six
eighty four up to Brewster, New York, and I'm like
an hour beyond Hartford already on eighty four coming into Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hey, you went straight through the guts of Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh yeahs Connecticut Valley. Welcome to Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
What I'm sorry? Was there an accident? Is that why
they took me this way?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You want to stand?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
We know?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Give you the freaking traffic report mixed up at five?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I thought, I thought Dylan just said there was some
accidents down in ninety five.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Not yet.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But if you can't, okay, no, I I know never okay, okay,
all right, Welcome to Dan Patrick. Takes a gamble a
bad Larry on the road to main. He lost two
units last week? Dylan? Wait are you applauding?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was gonna appaud the next part, but.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Dylan, Dylan won five units last week. Whoa m shay.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Boss the juice?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Zero right, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Zero see out Ohio state lost by you lost anything else?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You want to mention you Penn not showing up at all.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, that's a popular I was very.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Upset with that great run in football for me this.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Year with bad Larry anything. You want to recap from
last week.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Florida, how did they give us three at the Boss?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We lose?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I know that's my only Final four team out already
very chalky so far.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I had Florida. I had Florida losing to Arizona
in the title game.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You had some opinions about Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, they got out coached there at the very end,
full court press, you're leading, Why not just keep everything
in front of you? But then what do I know
about coaching?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I mean yeah, but then your your Arizona Wildcats still kicking.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yep. My Wildcats. By the way, Florida's head coach is
the favorite to take over at North Carolina. Oh golden Yeah,
Dylan had a five thousand dollars Harlay. You had it's
a ten leg parlay and you hit nine of the ten.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, eight Going into Friday, I just needed Akron and Arizona.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
To cover and they were playing concurrently.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah. Akron games started like thirty minutes before, so I couldn't.
I mean, not that it would have mattered, because the
Akron leg is the one that lost. That's you know
what didn't we talk about Ohio a lot on this podcast.
I left my fate in their hands, and you paid
the price. I paid the price the akron zips. I
was so fucking disappointed. You know, tale as old as
dies are, Like, I know it's stupid, I know it's
(04:01):
not gonna hit. I got to the point where I
was like, this is believe it. I believe I believe
too much.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Uh, big day, Ray who produces this god forsake and podcast?
He put on the sheet. The bachelorette star from Mormon
Wives was canceled due to controversy. Oh yeah, I don't
think anybody was betting on anything there.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Wait what happened?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You probably you could definitely find is she still Mormon? Yeah,
she's still Mormon.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well how was she on a bachelotte show?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, it got canceled because I.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Think she's divorced or separated from the guy she threw
the chair.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh, you couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She threw a chair at I think there was domestic
violence from her.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So that him.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As someone who's watched a little bit secret lives of
Mormon wives, some of them, there's some that are pretty
like devout and strict about it, and then there's some
who play a little more fast and loose with all
the Mormon rules. I think she fell into the ladder camp.
You know they drink a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh no, no, no alcohol. Yeah, oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I think that those are called jack Mormon's at the term.
I think that they they are a little less religious.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, I believe they do like their Mormon rum springer and.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That I don't know. I know soda is really big.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, there's a chain that it's like Starbucks there. They
have like I forget what it's called, like SIPs or something,
and you can get like crazy customs out. It's like
going to the bar for them.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yes, but it's it's a really big deal there.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, someone's making a fucking killing on soda in Utah.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And underwear magic underwear.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Magic underwear chairs allegedly.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well no, no, that's in the Tabernacle. What's the thing?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Is it in the Mormon Wives?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I don't know about that, but probably why did you
get canceled? Hold on? Why a you cancel?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Because she's she's involved in there's a video of her
attacking her.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Husband or boyfriend with so she was throwing chairs at
him where they were like one year old sitting on
the cap.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Domestic violence from a woman to a man.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, really, and it's like the third time a bit
figured you'd like that one.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Has your wife ever thrown a chair? Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, now deserves She's hit me, always deserved. Yeah.
She hits me constantly. Why the things I say and do?
Or I don't get out of bed like in the morning,
she'll hit me. Yeah, and then she'll send the kids
in to shame me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh, we're all.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Going to school.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I don't go to school. What the hell are you
talking about? Like seven in the morning. I don't have
a band and ship? Why Why isn't she taking the kids?
That's what I say, Like, what do I have to
do right now? Like? What could I help?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You might have just lost some points with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well I gotta you know, I gotta play it fair,
call balls and yeah, I can't sit here and always
side with what's.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
The benefit of me being awake while the kids? What? What?
What can I possibly do to help?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Be a grumpy dickhead?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Probably exactly that's what I do. I'm lets slip through it.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
They should know that and just be like, let them
let the bear sleep.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You see all the Diego Pavilla Awards ceremony, the Dylan
Pavia Award. We've changed it now, it's that's yours.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I own this now. Yeah, oh yeah. Sh twenty twenty four,
Dylan twenty twenty five, Dylan sixth though, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Man, it could be bet Larry. You up with your
wife and your sister in law.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, all in the car right now. So I gotta
be a little quiet about that Mormon stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Why are they Mormon?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, but my.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Comments wouldn't go wouldn't fly too well in this car
right now.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Shock's here.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, we're good, okay, all right, fair enough.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I don't know why self censor?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, what were you going to say? Give us the
PG version.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I didn't know anything about that show. I did comment that,
uh that domestic violence against the husband. Shaye has a
hope for you now right?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, okay, Uh be Larry, you sent a picture of
the beach.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, but nothing put.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
In a full day yesterday? Well I didn't really, but
let's say a full day yesterday. And when they said
we're doing a show today, I just had to get
out of my cop car and take a little picture
of the cop cary.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
He sent us this picture Dan with the caption not
a sub in sight. So it's good to know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That we're he's looking for submarines for drones.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I ran to have subs.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I don't know they got boats.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, Larry, there was a debate whether you could swim
very well.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Dan.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Of course he's gonna say it.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Come on, I grew up here. Are you kidding me?
I can't surf. I've never surfed in my life, never
even tried it. A lot of people don't understand that.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I just, oh, I understand that the hardest thing to do.
It is pretty difficult.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I tried it once and no need to try it again.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Like, could you even get up on the board. Yeah,
but it didn't last long. Yeah, briefly it's like spinning
a basketball on your finger and it just rolls right off.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, and then you know, you get banged in the
head with the board. See, I needed the Kelly Slater
smaller board, like I had that long board.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Is it supposed to be easier with the longer board.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know. I thought that if I was on
the shorter board, yeah, that that would have been more manageable,
a little more control, Yeah, a little more control.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Seeing people who are nasty at surfing is it's like,
doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
However, Well, it's like a firefighter going into a house
when there's a fire.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
When they go out and those waves are fifty feet high.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yes, nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So what I've always never understood about that is how
do you practice on that? Because if you get hit
by that way, like, if you get rolled under that wave,
you're dead, right, more or less? Like no huge waves
off Portugal and stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, well you can, but I think it's more of
you get knocked around. Husband got knocked around, He got
hit by a wave. Are you gonna bring You're gonna
bring this up to your wife when you get home,
aren't you?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, say the laws of shange.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I'm sure she's very up on all this.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
She knows exactly what the statutes are.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, and your girls are never going to rat on
your mom.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Dude. They rat on me immediately. They hit me too.
They learn from her. They all hit me. Everybody hits me. Why,
I don't know. Why are we blaming the victim? I
didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I wake up and I get hit or I don't
wake up and I get hit once again. I've been
watching that d t F Saint Louis and you are
David harbor Man, that's depressed, and he is great in
that show.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
He's awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He is great. He's a good actor. He is he's
got range.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well you're watching and you're going, damn, he is. He's
taken that. He's stealing this. He's stealing this show.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Watch it. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And Jason Bateman plays Jason Bateman.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, but I'm I'm always fine with that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And the girl, the wife in there, neither, he's very Yeah,
she's striking.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know what Bateman thing recently sucked though, was the
Rabbit crap No, the flight, the Airport movie with terror.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
He was a bad guy. Try watching that. You want
me to be scared of Jason Bateman, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And he's like just the same voice, and he's like
and if I kill you, Yeah, he's just running through.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
They're not committed to terrorism, you're Jason baby. I tried
a child act there out of here, Yeah, I tried it.
And then you get deep and then you go okay,
now I got to watch it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, that's what happened. I got sucked into and I
was like, I guess I'll just finish it. And then
I finished and I was like, I should have bailed
when I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Let's see, we have oh, Rory McElroy's uh Master's meal.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, it's pretty good for h pretty good, Larry.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Did you see what Rory's Masters Champions dinner is?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
No? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, let me see. They have elk sliders, nice shrimp
tempura each and ricotta, flatbread, bacon wrap, dates, yellow fin
tuna carpaccio, wagou filet or seared salmon, and sticky toffee pudding.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I believe the the yellowfin carpaccio is a nod to.
That's the same one that labor and a Den is
famous for in New York.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay, do you think that he's giving a nod to
the restaurant?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Were they the only ones that have yellow fin tuna carpaccia?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Know they have the foa gras and the toasted baguette
like under it?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay, No, you cook a couple of meat Friday meals.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Now all of a sudden, this is me being fat
and they're liking food. That's not this is not about.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
My skill, all right, Uh, Dylan, since you went five
units last week to the good, which is really rare,
you get to.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Lead us off.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Do you want to recap those in.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Or don't have to?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We can if you want to. All I know is
you didn't complete the ten like parlay.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, honestly it took. Really I was like, damn, I'm
fucking hitting all these straight bats. This is great if you.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Had gone nine and oh and you could have had
to pay out of what a thousand?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
So when it was when I won that I had
the first eight games done on Thursday, it was they're
offering me like a little over a thousand.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I was like, it's just you get jobbed on those
two a little bit. Yeah, But they had the ninth
game hit and then the tenth one was later. It
was like if I said, if it was like three grand,
I probably would have taken it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Sure, Yeah, you can't. You can't win on parlays now.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Also, they they are funny. I have learned though. The
juice really isn't worth the squeeze, like the heartbreak, the
inevitable heartbreak from like getting that close.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I think that's what like you're addicted to, though, is
the loss or I am you know what I mean?
Like the you sweat, sweat, sweat, and then you get
punched right in the day.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
That's why people, well people will bet like fifty grand
on like a minus twenty.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
In the dick. When have I actually been punched the dick? Encinitas, California.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Classic.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No. No.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
The girlfriend at the time, she had a friend that
we were staying with, and I accused her of being
a heroin addict and it didn't go well for me.
Was she No, she was not. She was a methad
Oh okay, she had bruises all over her legs. I
was like, nobody falls down like that unless you're on heroin.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You misgendered her drug addiction.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, that was That was not a good y. I
woke up on the beach on that trip and there
was actually an ESPN surf competition going on.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
You're like, I could do that.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I was like, whoa what happened?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Did somebody say there's a whale that washed up on
that Holy David Harbor's here? No?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I was much better.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So crow was here. Madam MARCHERU I was a bad weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Were you thin back then?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah? That was like uh drug, No, that was a
football days and like working out and ship. But yeah
there was drug days.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Wait what position did you play in football?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Contensive tackle and then defensive end when I got skinnier.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Were you an edge rusher? Rushing is a strong word,
set the edge?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I got a lot of a all right, Dylan bets
this week? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Alrighty, So I got Purdue laying the seven and a
half against Texas.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Sorry, I want to fight, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Kind of Iowa Nebraska the corn battle under one thirty
one and a half. Then is this a nod to
Iowa football? It's something like okay, and I like, I'm
okay with that low number.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm okay with.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That Arizona minus seven and a half against Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
You know then I'm backing on Arizona. Oh, I don't
take Arkansas, I know, I don't want you. Illinois money
linegainst Houston.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
All right, wow?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, well it's only like two and a half. Yeah,
it's not okay.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Saint John's money line against the Duke Tino Trust that's
six and a half. Yeah, very uninspiring Duke team for
the overall one seed.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, I don't look at them as the best team
in the country.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Uh, Michigan State plus one and a half against the Huskies.
M I'm gonna take the Michigan Alabama game off because
I don't really know what to do with that one.
And then Iowa State minus three and a half against Tennessee.
Anything else, Yeah, well it is Opening Day. America is
(16:41):
fucking excited. I got my Mets dan minus one twenty
against Paul Skeens. Oh, the Skins are the schemes.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
By the way, have you seen the Baywatch? No, they're
bringing a Baywatch back. I don't know if it's TV
show or a movie.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
They put old lady in it.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
She's getting on the act.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
You got to getting implants. No, Baywatch, she's the whole point.
You're running on a slow motion Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
What's actually weirdly a decent point.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
She's got a red bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, she stole that job from some other woman.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Did they do a Baywatch movie with like the Rock?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, they did a movie. Yeah, but I didn't see it. Yeah,
but I don't know. Is this a movie or is
this a TV show?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Not sure I'm invested either.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Way.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, you're in, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
So you're going against Paul.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Skiing against Paul Skins and Mets are an opening day wagon.
Uh Padres plus one thirteen against Tarik Skuble fading the
cy young winners. Dad, It's part of my new baseball strategy, okay.
And then the well, the previous one didn't work. No,
none of them did. And the Orioles minus one forty
three against the Twins.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, that brings us to Shay.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Basketball daty hook them plus seven and a half against
the boiler Makers. Uh h down, clutch City laying two
and a half against a fight in a line. I
I'm taking Arkansas Woo super Big plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I think it's not woo woo is it?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Is it? Woo oie woo wie?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Who you said woo woo.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Woo whoa woo oie?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, it's still.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Iowa State money line and Saint John's Rick Beatino money line.
Uh parlay plus smarlid it Okay. I love Patino. I
watched the game the last game with the girls that
I introduced him to Rick Patina here out. He never
smiled once they won the game, and I was like, look,
how mad.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
He is actually, and at the end of that game
was great buzzer beater and he's.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Just like walked off.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You know, I was like, he's a town.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You remember Kelvin Sampson, Like I think it was it
last year someone called him Kevin in a press conference
and he like freaked out, got mad. He was like respect.
I'm like, when you're rather go by, Kevin, Kelvin's.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Kind of dumb, you know, l shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, do you want to do your baseball future?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, Danny, I got some baseball shoes because Larry didn't
do his futures. No Phillies winning their division plus one
seventy five brew Crew plus two thirty Orioles over eighty
five and a half, Braves over eighty six and a half,
the Canucks over eighty seven, the Nationals over sixty five
and a half, and then they got haeseus Lozardo doing
(19:26):
the nlc ion.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The national is the worst team in baseball because the
Cardinals are at sixty nine and a half.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I like that beat too, but I'm awful because of
how they screwed me.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, and then you have a long shot to win
the cy Young oh long.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, Lozardo would win the nlcon zeus hazues Cristo Czardo, right,
Is that why you picked him? Blizarda with a U
lou Zardo?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah? I got the Rangers plus one thirty five and
the Indians plus one sixty.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That brings us to Larry traveling with his wife and
he is sister.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Yeah, I don't have I don't have my picks in
front of me and I am driving. I know I
had Perdue minus seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Okay, let me let me tell you your pick. Why
did you call it?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
That'd be I'm just enjoying the show, Dan, but what
I would have loved to call it out today? But wow,
it's this show is set up for the football season
when we got games we can bet on and they don't.
I don't even know what's playing Saturday. It's March Madness, Larry,
I know, so today this show is fine. That's why
(20:30):
I sent my picks in.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Okay, thank you bad.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Larry's got Perdue minus seven and a half against Texas Illinois.
You're getting two and a half against Houston. Yeah, Duke
minus six and a half against Saint John's boo. Yeah,
the over with Duke and Saint John's at won forty
one and a half once.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yes, fine, I didn't have that line, so thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Uh, Michigan State plus one and a half against Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And you have Iowa State minus three and a half
against Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
It's not it now, Casey, I went against Tennessee tonight. Yes,
I got that. That's tire tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
That's tomorrow, Benest.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Casey's son in law is a huge Tennessee fan. I'll
be watching it with him.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Casey's his sister in laws. Got it yet?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Are we all on Iowa State?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I want the money. I think I was thinking I
love the Cyclones, but.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Wearing his white suits and busy tonight, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I haven't game this game.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Can you bet on this?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You may have to go a poly market for that,
but I'm bet that's out there somewhere.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I bet there's some Marinara sauce on it. Yeah, like
he has some bowloon as before the game prea carbo load.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Little spill thought you were bringing up restaurant.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Well that's where the bowling as.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I didn't want to do that, but I will.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's when Fritzi came up with the line postera prima premature.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Premature, poor guy. I mean, at some point you just
got to be happy that you can still function that
way as a premature. So what, man, it's a race.
I won. It's up to you. Girl.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Wait a minute, if you get to that age, your
wife would be okay with you hooking up with somebody.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Because she's okay with You're eighty years old. It matter.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, Pacinos just had a Patino and de Niro just
had kids.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
But that's sa that's suppressing.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, you can't do that. Imagine me in kindergarten. They're like,
howld your dad ninety?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
There's some kids in my town. The dads were like
sixty something for sure. Kindergarten kids. Yeah, probably got some money.
Oh yeah, third wife got some money. They speak in
a foreign accent, like you're the Eastern European. Hello, welcome,
nice to be. You're like, all right, Belarus, huh ain't
no shit, welcome to the fucking neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I couldn't get married again, no no, if.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You had to like start from scratch, no no, no, no, no, yeah, no, no,
no chance. No, sounds like a lot of work. It does,
like run it back.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I couldn't. I couldn't have another kid. I could have
a couple of Ye I'm going to be seventy. Yeah,
you couldn't.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
You could You out there just like when you're when
you're like eighty, just be like we're having another kid.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, i'd have to tell my girlfriend that, not my wife. Yeah,
she probably would not.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
She's not going for it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well you probably can't, you know at that age.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah about that.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, roommates going all right, well my girlfriend, I guess.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Your roommate's going through wanting to have another one.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well being on that you know, that age of whether
you still can do you want to?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, but you keep saying you want to try for
a boy.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
No, I'll never have a boy. I'll never have a son.
It'll never happen. I know that. That's my fate, that's
God's judgment. Is what I did in my previous life.
I deserve it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, you didn't treat women well, No, that wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Treated women well always, uh.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Except for your wife other women yeah, yeah, yeah, the
strippers you treated well, I did.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Do you know how many vet tech schools I probably
paid for. Yeah, the metal hygienas school.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, no, they said they were going to be they
were studied.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
They were not.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
How many it t T tech degrees he paid for?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
They were good.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I would like to have had a stripper just say, hey,
I don't want to be a lawyer, a doctor or anything.
I just want nice ship.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna blow all of this. Yeah it has nothing.
You want to sleep all day all night. It's I
go to hope. Like people are like, don't give like
homeless people money. They're just going to buy boos and
drugs with it. I'm like, yeah I would too, Like
who care?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I just give them the booze and drugs. Yeah. Cut
to the point.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I like to let them decide what they want.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Please, there's no decision there. That decision has been made.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Well, Like Malik Willis was giving out his gear at
the Combine a couple of years ago to a homeless guy,
opened up his suitcase.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
They said, here you go.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
He's probably what am I going to do? The ONLYSS
guy I have to go? I don't have I can't
go and computer.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Hey if you see Caleb Williams, could you see if
I could get his gear.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I didn't really want yours.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes, you can't get any money out of this ship. Yeah,
but Jade and Daniels, I'll take his gear.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
You think he held it until he got signed with
the Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, it's a long term invest. Got a nice little bump.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, all right, Larry, safe travels up to Maine. Are
you stopping back through on the way back to Jersey?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
It'll be it'll be Sunday night, Damn, I will what
kind you go to bed?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't want to see you don't come over Sunday
like eleven night?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
And what do you care about my roote home because
Sunday or Monday?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, if it's Monday, you could stop in and see us.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Here, that's the possibility.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's not doing.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
You, Larry, one of the three votes in this car.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Larry, you you os a spray tan?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
I know that?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Okay? Then going right?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
And is there any spray tan place in Maine? And
where we're going Portland, Portland, cap Elizabeth?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, do you want me?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
And he just said we're going to New Orleans in
two weeks. She said, I can get it in New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
So what are you did in New Orleans.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, my granddaughter's going to Tulane, so I got it. Welcome,
welcome students to day or whatever I nowadays.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, but why are you going right.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Grant, I'm a grandparent, So her mom and dad are
taking her and I.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Didn't meet Larry's coming down there to drink.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Wait your opah, I didn't meet him till I was fifteen.
That's your grandpa. Yeah, my dad's dad, my German grandfather.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh, my opa.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
No, he was just like nice to meet you when
I was fifteen years old.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah to German.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
He was very German.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, nice to meet you. Do you want to check
out some of my memorabilia collections?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
It wasn't like that after the First War we came over.
That's who we were, not.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's weird everyone in Germany.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Nobody went to Brazil. Yeah, not us, no.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Bunchin It was Panama for my family.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But yeah, Panama. He has a bunch of messies running
around Argentina.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, all right, Larry safe travels tell mb. I said, like, guys,
good luck, Dylan.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
I can't believe it's in the hedge. Out of that,
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I couldn't hed you're no, gardener, let it ride.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
First of all, yeah, hedgings from bitches from getting eight.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah, they were getting eight and they lost by ten,
and that's the thing you lost.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
No, they lost by more than that, but it was
they were in it like from the entire game.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right, Larry, don't act like you're.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Interested in now, Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I paid attention to it. I think I even texted
Bills and I would take a bet one thousand bucks
on the other side of the game.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
But I can't.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I couldn't the head because there was two games, so
I couldn't. I could put a thousand on each game.
And then if wh's exactly what happened happened is they
split them. I still lose the parleve even out of
the games.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
For joining us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
All right, Larry, what.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Was his deal? I don't know. What was that about, Testy?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I don't think you can swim women? No, I don't
women go through menopause? What do men go through? Women? Nepausemen?
You know there's something called look at pm D D
or mp d D or some shit. It's about periods. Uh,
it's about women being pre menstrual, and apparently this version
of it is like, you know, you're a super estrogen
(28:45):
heavy woman, so your PMS is fucking dangerous and.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That's isn't it just PMS?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
No, it's like a second level of So now all
the tennis moms are like, well, it's because of my PMDD,
Like one more script they can get for the fuck doctor,
I swear to god.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, it turns out this one they prescribed zan X
four too.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, take it with You're gonna be fine three times
a day.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Did you see the the quad amputee cornwall player?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
What a man?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I did that story? I have a I have a
take on that. So this guy with no arms or
legs shot a guy in the car car and drove
to If you have no arms or legs and you
can fire a gun and drive, well, no, I think you.
I think you should get a pass. I think you
can't even get away with murder anymore these days, so
like there should be reserved cases for like, that's pretty nuts.
(29:40):
We'll give you this one.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
I mean, Jerry would convict him, That's.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What I mean. Like they're gonna throw him in jail,
just getting lobbed around but.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh my god, what you passed around is that?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Jesus, Come on, come on, that's I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Chase says some stupid things, but I expect I.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Think this is one of the less stupid things I've said.
I think if there should be qualifying thing.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
So if a guy with no arms, no legs shoot
you and you die, you're okay.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I would be like, that's nuts. Yeah, like last.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Words, I'd say, oh, Dylan, your last words, that's nuts.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
And then and then as I'm bleeding out in the
back seat of his car, which he has a car,
he can how do you drive him? No legs?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But is he a champion corn hole? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
So that he hits the two nubs together and flicks
the bag up like that, and he's a professional cornall player.
This guy's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I got to see the gun dude. I saw him
a video of him.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I saw a video of him climbing a tree stand
to hunt with his little stumps.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
How do he lose his legs and arms?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Until next week, I'll I'll check. I want to thank
Big Day Ray. He produced this great job, right, Larry,
I don't know how much producing goes into you've got censorship, Dylan, here,
you got ship, Yeah, paple ampute right on here. Ray.
Ray's job is after the podcast is over, say anything
(31:15):
you want me to.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
That's what the real work begins.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Is a very important part of the job.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I had a whole monologue about the Iran war. They
cut by the way, just so everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We're banking all those uh to uh Tyler. Tyler is
running the board over there.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know how well. I mean, Marvin quit well,
he quit because of bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, they want to put up with back.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Even after Larry bet On Howard last week.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Wow, Larry didn't know that they were historically black.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I love the numbers.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Alrighty, that'll do it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Taking Spellman this week, more House, more.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good Luck with the Sweet sixteen. Will talk to you
next week. On Dan Patrick takes a Gambu
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