April 1, 2026 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Welcome to yet another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
Our starting lineup. We have Shay and Irving, we have Dylan,
we have Bad Larry on the road and uh, big day,
raise the producer of this god forsaken program. Larry, Where
are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Damn?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I'm sitting and raised. It's lunchtime, you know, workday, but
it is lunchtime.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're supposed to be working.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Here.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Who's that work?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Who?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Dane Weinsdyke?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, your networking?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Uh, how's that working? It's working?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Good?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Dying?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All right? How does all of this sound? Are we good?
Are baking here? We kind of moved into another room.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And this is a CIA black site.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
This, yeah, does feel a little like you're not going
to see.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Your family, the red light right down the barrel.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, interrogating. Hold the newspaper up.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, Is this an interrogation then?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, no, no, not at all. I don't know what
it is. Not an interrogation. Let me recap from last week,
mad Larry. I thought you were driving through and you
were going to stop here this week.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, we didn't leave till Monday, and we didn't leave
till late and again waves took me. We stayed on
eighty four does all the way to Bruceton, New York.
So you don't even come down to New Haven or Milford.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, right, he's still spray tan though.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah. You still you got to pay up? Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, I we'll get that done.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I might have to.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I might have to walk through the car. I can't
hear you. Guys, my man, just leave this stuff here.
Let's leave my food here.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'll be back for it, alright. I'm they know that.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I took the whole big table up front, and the
place getting a little crowded.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Oh one of those guys, huh yeah, shock, you take
the sixth seater on Metro North when you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Too, put his feet in.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, during rush hour.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Bat Larry lost four units last week, he's or no
two units, he's minus four. Dylan lost to your plus three,
Shay lost one and a half, and now you're minus
one and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Dude, what Houston? I mean? They just shut it down, Kevin.
They didn't score for like eight minutes straight, Kelvin.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, whatever, dirty.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You should have known. I should not have known they
wouldn't score for eight minutes. They don't score minutes Bananas, banana, yes,
but but they don't score. I think a drug test
is warranted for who the entire team and Kelvin.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Dude think they should be on something and they're not.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That would excuse them.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, bananas, lack of performance and answers.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Let me see if there's any Oh, I'm sure you're
happy about this. Italy didn't make the World Cup show Well, well, well.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Just have the just how the pan tooni crumbles sometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Also, Dylan has a bet for you. Is this the
shot collar bet?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah? Okay, which Shae could use just in day to
day life.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, because we have I have Illinois, you have Ukon correct, Yes,
I do. So like a husky, you're gonna have to
wear a dog collar. Loser wears a dog collar.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Is it a shot collar too?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah? Not just like a regular dog collar.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, so what happens?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So whoever loses?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
And based on how many points, that's how many shocks
you're permitted to administer to the other one in.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That episode, let's do it. Hell yeah, Max setting.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Have you ever had a shot collar?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I have not. Have you ever had a dog collar on? No,
I'm not. Have you ever put a dog collar on some? Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Have you ever been walked around the living room?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Never? But I have walked.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, you've been the walker.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I've been the walker. Yeah. I don't get that. I
don't either. But a request is a request. Weist, Yes
you are, of course you are.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That sounds like it was a guy.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No. No, okay, So dog collar bet On Illinois and Yukon.
Where do we get the dog collar? Have you picked
what out yet?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No? We can in order? Is there a high voltage one?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, that one actually might be like it's gonna circuit
and yeah, kill you, which I mean imagine that episode
content in the show dying on that show.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So we're in a new podcast room, only temporary because
we're building a whole big podcast empire.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Ye, yeah, yeah, or.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Some We're somewhere outside Langley, Virginia right now, an undisclosed location.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yes, it does have that feel though, but yeah, we're
building a whole new podcast room there.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's gonna be nice.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I think it'll be done. Maybe when we get back
from the Draft in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, and then we're going legit Dan here, Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
They finally convinced me to spend some money.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We don't make any money on the podcast, but they said,
why don't the big german.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Goes, hey, why don't we you know, why don't we
build this out? I go why? Tax right off? Oh
it is? You guys are tax right off dependent. Are
you going to Pittsburgh for the Draft? I am yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Are you well, Dan? You know it's very close to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
West Virginia track. Are you guys going to try to
do this?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I think we're going to go full disguise?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay you are? I think so I gotta get in.
I have to bet on the other dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, Okay, it's only an hour away.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
When Gavin Newsom is like the next Caesar in America,
He's gonna long dog racing, so I have to you
got to get it before.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He looks like he's at the dog track a nicer
suit on.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It looks like No, he would be at the horse racing. No,
he'd be at the the human racing. No, Kentucky Derby, Yeah,
he would be at the Derby.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, he's at the people a horse.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That got caught for juicing. No, he wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
There's a Bafferty equality.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Why are we down on what Gavin Newsom at?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, right, you want to get it started, let's go.
What do you wait? What happened here? Well, Gavin Newsom
besides exploding the budget for California and turning into tyranny
over COVID, what do you care? Well, because he might
be the next president. He could win the primary easy,
I put money on it.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
He's definitely gearing up for it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
But he used to be married to the woman who
is Themberly Yeah, Kim Guilfoyle, who was Don Junior's fiance,
and then they broke up, and then I think she
got shipped to grease to Gree's an ambassador.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I think they're like, Greece, your economy is in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Why don't don't give a shit about you.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
He is literally made out of rubber and ship o.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But you, I allegedly I think not for that one.
But but uh, I think she's like an ambassador to Greece?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Ray? Yeah? She was Okay, she was sure she is.
She's the ambassador to Grease legitimately that is that?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Does I do love the like doling out of ambassadorships
to like your friends and family, just being like that
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well, that might have been Don Junior saying you got
to get her out of my life please, she's.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Going to write a book. Yeah. Tiger Woods, Oh dude,
crash is his car?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Would you like to give any advice to Tiger in
this situation? I mean no, but I would. I can empathize,
like with what he's going through. I get it, like
he doesn't have a you know, the argument is, why
don't you have a driver? Why aren't you? Bill Clinton?
Like he Bill Clinton set the actual parameter of being
a dirtbag in public. But if I'm Tiger, I'm not
(08:13):
doing that in front of anybody. I'm alone, solo mission,
getting drugs. Yes, doing my thing. Yes, it just sucks.
These pills are fucking bad, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I'm surprised, like, but.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He's all banged up. The pills are bad.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's just I know, but he's always gonna have He's
always going to have that chronic pin that doesn't go
away unless you find other medic I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I would go to India, do some yoga, quit taking
whatever he's taken allegedly for looking like a ship's dude,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
I think he's had the back problem down. He's had
the back problems and like three like.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
He looks like fucking Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
How did he keep crashing? So he was sober though?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No? What? Oh he was haired?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I thought they just found the pills.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No, no, his eyes were well, it.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Looks like like like according to like, he didn't get
a duy.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well he didn't take the test breath yes, right, he
blew zeros, except he refused to take the piss tests,
which you automatically get charged for. Was pilled out. Yeah. Yeah,
pills are fucking nasty, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
If you're that messed up, you've you've left two of
those hydro codone pills in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And you didn't even think to.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Eat them immediate juice world it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh yeah, well, well I think just throwing the pills
out would have you gotta Yeah, but he was there
on his phone well after the accident for the police quay.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
At that point, he's probably in pain. I would have
eat in the pills.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I mean, the dude is in trouble. He's in serious trouble.
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It sucks as far as brackets go. Uh, Duke Duke
is out. Uh, everybody happy that Duke is out there?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Are is Duke the most like universally hated or hateable
team in sports?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
They're definitely out. Cowboys Cowboys are up there.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yankees Yankees.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, but the Cowboys don't do anything to warrant disliking them.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I think that's why there's more hate, because it is
because there's such a focus on them and they don't
do shit.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
But ya in modern day, like Duke now doesn't really know.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
They you need a white guy that you hate, yeah,
and they don't have a white guy you hate. Like
Braylen Mullins. If he played for Duke the Yukon's hat,
then you could go, oh, I hate he looks like
a Duke guy.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah. Uh, the Yankees aren't hateable.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I hate the Yankees chiefs.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I think people probably say it hatable. Yeah, Patriots, Uh,
anytime is on Tom Brady period, Yeah, Tom Brady, Yeah,
Yale Lebron you know, Larry would do you like to
add anything, uh to the.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Conversation, you guys, You guys just keep talkings hard for
me to jump in there. Tiger, big trouble. I don't
know what. I don't even know how to help him out.
Forget I agree with say about the driver, or forget
the drive. He's got to give up drinking.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, he doesn't drink. Imagine imagine if he got off
like the downers and got on the uppers. No, he
shouldn't be on any of those right, of course not.
But he needs to be.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
He needs to have somebody who is going to regulate
pain medicine for him that is legitimate.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's the problem he'll be.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Speedball might have helped with not crashing that. Yeah, he
had a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Juice real quick. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Anthony Edwards missed the opening tip for a bathroom break,
and he actually played really well. I think history shows
guys who need a bathroom.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Paul Pierce, Paul Pierce.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Need a bathroom break, come back and they play.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well lamar.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well yeah yeah, bathroom.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
He went to the bathroom break, came back through a
like forty four yard touchdown. Yeah, won the game. Oh
yeah he needed a back. Yeah for sure. He took
a bathroom break.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, he almost took.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
The big bathroom breakout in the big break.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
The biggest.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, that whole thing that what is the book called
the death in Life of lamar Odam.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
And now there's a dock out now one of the
untold I have no interest. I was gonna say, that's
what I like. They've started to press. They've started to
grasp at straws a little bit with some of those
sports documentaries where I'm like, this is a very like
blip on the radar in the grand scheme of things.
It's not like it's like some huge yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Recapping the bets from last week, Bad Larry's Final four,
Duke Florida Arizona Michigan title game, Arizona over Duke. Let's
see Dylan Final four, Saint John's Illinois perdue Michigan.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You got Purdue winning the title. That won't happen.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Obviously probably not.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, uh yeah, that that doesn't look very good there
for you.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
No, no, but that's kind of to be expected.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And Shay has Kansas Houston the Mormons once again, and
let me do suck Kansas Houston b yu Texas Tech.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Imagine though, Houston, amazing, Houston parlayed all this.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Houston to beat Texas Tech. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
If you parlayed all those and it happened, the man.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Man, imagine, that's why we do it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Okay, Dylan, you're you're the clubhouse leader here, so you
lead off bets for this weekend.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Refreshing all right, As we said, I've got Illinois minus
the one and half against Yukon. I have to admit
I am nervous about this. Yukon does have sort of
those team of Destiny vibes again, but I.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Don't think it's a great team by any stretch.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They just keep sucking.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I just it's the coach. It's the coach. It's something
mania like a path win. All right, what else do
you have?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I also got Arizona plus one and a half against
Michigan Illinois to win the title plus four hundred. I
need a new title guy, all right, And I'm gonna
bet one of the hypothetical matchups, which is Illinois plus
three and a half against Arizona.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you sure that's not five and a half.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, the Yukon's five and a half.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Okay, So Yukon against Michigan and Arizona's getting five and
a half.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Okay, all right, So Illinois getting three and a half
against Arizona.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, which is hypothetical.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah, so it's no bet or you know, no bet
if they don't make it, okay, And then I got
a Valero Texas opened bet. Dan, he's just a little
primer for the masters.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, Ludwig the win plus fourteen fifty, that's it?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Okay, bad Larry, you're up, okay, Dan, I guess still
and saw my picks. I have Arizona. Don't want to
read him if I had him, Larry, and I have
Illinois minus still one and a half against Yukon.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I added.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
I don't know if Ray saw it or I added
very late while I was sitting and raised having my breakfast.
I added the over in that Yukon game.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I didn't have a lot on it yet, but I
just took the over whatever it is, because Illinois is
going to beat him and they're going to score.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yes, Ray, that's the easier.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's one thirty nine and a half.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Over one thirty nine and a half. Perfect. And then
I want you know, I bet you Marlins yesterday against
the White Sox given to one and a half runs.
Today the line is not even that bad, not even
given runs. So I'm going to take the Marlins against
the White Sox again in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Major League Oh, thank you, thank you. It's Major MLB. Yeah,
thank you. Capital m there.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
So I'm going to add the under in the Yukon game,
just to my man, just to separate myself a little bit, right.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's probably gonna be seventy sixty eight.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, the cruise right in there?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Should I mean it? Now we have to bet on
your shot. Now, we have to bet on the exact score.
Where's my phone?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right, Shay? All right? In the basketball, Danny, you
got big blue money line against the herpe gannasipile A Juniors,
Yukon money line against Lana Okay, And in the base
of Battle my Cardinals plus one forty against your Mets,
Mariners lane one fifteen against the Yankees, and then Rangels
(16:11):
Orioles over eight and a half. You know who I
picked for the cy young in the National League. Lozardo
first came out eer a nine points.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
What did you see?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Paul skeins the ra after his first start it was
like sixty Yeah, I know he actually I forget what
the numbers were.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
But to throw it under.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Two era for the season, he has to basically just
go scoreless like every start.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I think you can give up like five runs.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yikes. Big day.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Ray said that we should give you ninety seconds Shay
versus the world. You live in a house of women
and this is your escape, this podcast. Is there anything
that you haven't said that you want to say for
your escape? I didn't realize that there was. Oh he's
even he's got a.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Timer on me.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, he got a timer. Should we do ninety or
a minute? A minute's fine? Yeah, okay, fine, we don't
torture the audience. Yeah anymore? Already I was. I was
in Vermont the other weekend. The kids all ski, the
roommates skis. I don't, what do you do? Explore the town?
So I was exploring the town and I was in
(17:24):
the coffee shop and they had, you know, thirty dollars spoons,
you could buy one hundred dollars fucking gojo berries and
all this fancy stuff. And there was a couple, two women,
you know, in love, and one of them was ordering
their food or their coffee, and she got on the
(17:44):
speakerphone on her phone speaker she was like, honey, do
you want the latte or the cappuccino? And just over
and over on speakerphone, loud as hell in this store,
this beautiful store that had all these nick next to whatever.
And I'm sitting there listening to these two women talk
about what latte they should get, and so I said
you should get a black coffee. And she got very
upset with me, and I said, well, if you're going
(18:05):
to talk like that, we're all in on the conversation.
Why the hell you think we're in your house like
your speakerphone. You're talking on your speakerphone. What the fuck
do you do?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Why do you do it?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
That is a that is a age old you.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
This is not your house. This is public fucking property.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
The plane is not.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's sixty seconds, good too, speakerphone. I hate it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Speakerphone on the plane. I've I've.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But yeah, that's yeah, you're off the speakerphone in the
coffee shop. Yeah, we just picked I don't want to
lie behind her. I don't get I don't understand the why.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Well, the problem on the plane is it's noisy on
the plane, and then you're yelling into your phone even
though the person on the other end there is no noise, like,
they don't need for you to yell. You're just yelling
at all, yelling because it's loud, so you want to
hear yourself. Yeah, that's I got a problem.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's brutal.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I think picking up the phone, like.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
The plane, any speakerphone in public is dirty.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, I just don't get why.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
It seems like more like I don't know, why do
you want the people to be hearing what you're saying. Also,
the people on the other end probably don't even know
they're on speaker and all of a sudden they say something.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
They're probably on speaker too, but.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
They're probably not in public.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
But you're going to the draft. Yeah, Okayitsburgh.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Okay, you got a problem with Pittsburgh like you do?
Oh so you like Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh wants to be Cincinnati
since a nasty no Pittsburgh. They want to be like Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I don't know they do. Pittsburgh has its own culture,
completely separate.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Can you just google what's better Cincinnati or Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's the dude in for the win, so we asked Rock.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, oh it says. It says they both suck.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
No, that's come on, come on, Dylan.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I feel like I guess you know what.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh a lot, Steel Town I do.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I do want to go to a Pirates game there
because I buckos.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You want to go see a game there? I would
love to do that. Yeah, and the food there is
very underrated. They got some nice, nice casino in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh, there's a Wheeling.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
There's one in West Virginia. I mean, we'll go there
for sure.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
I have a But so, they love parogis and like
Polish food there. Polish people are the worst form of dumpling.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, I'm not a I'm not a big.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
It's like boiled.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Europe. Yeah, right anything.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Groc is really struggling right now, right it broke down
the next game that.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
They have, We'll just say Cincinnati is better. They recommend
the under Yeah. I like Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh. Yes,
I think it's uh fun town.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Will you go to the pirates game?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
There is no pirate game while we're there. We explored
that on the show. Thanks for listening, eleven. Okay, that's it.
I think we've done all that we were going to
do today in our new, uh little place.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, it is intimate.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It is way too intimate.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Oh you think so.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, it's a little too a little tight kind of like, yeah, okay,
Trauma Bond in here. Yeah we could what trauma Bond.
I go through some dark shit and then you come
out much closer, like prison or murder or rehab that
kind of thing, or like being stuck in an elevator
exactly exactly, or being like kidnapped Trauma Bond.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, has anyone been kidnapped?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
No? Well, I don't think I took it.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I don't think this table is really you did you
were the kidnapper?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, me and a buddy of mine. He was the father.
Oh from mom, you broke in took the kid. We
broke in took the kid. Yeah, did what happened? Well,
buddy of mine, his uh baby mama was like a
drug addict and he was really worried about the kid.
It's a baby like three months old, six months old,
and uh, he said, we got to go take the
(21:59):
kid's all right, So we got in the car and
went to Walmart got a car seat for the kid.
That took like an hour to fucking set up. That
was crazy. Were you kind of like raising Arizona? Yeah,
I mean pretty close like I was. I didn't have kids,
I wasn't married to the roommate or nothing. I was
a single dude in Minnesota, and buddy mine who worked
with me, was like, dude, I gotta get my kid.
(22:21):
I was like, all right, let's fucking ride. We went
and kicked the door in. We kicked the door in,
and she was like in the other room. The kids
literally in the fucking living room in a diaper alone,
And we grabbed the fucking kid and run out the door.
Stay the kid kids nineteen right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, how's the mom?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She owes a lot of child support. Yeah. Does the
kid know what happened? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I never met him, okay as a grown up.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
As a grown up. Yeah, but his dad never said, hey,
by the way, we broke her. I've never asked him this. Yeah, dude, Yeah,
dude's a dad.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Is he the pit bull guy?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, he's a pit bull guy.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
How did we not connect that immediately?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
There's a lot of stuff that happened we say that
gid Minneapolis.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
There's a lot of stuff that happened in going down. Yeah,
this was in Wisconsin, in the wood, Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Okayright, metha, how about we let Larry go because Larry's
got Larry.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I got my I got my soup on the table.
I gotta go back in and finish.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
It, all right, Okay, minnestrolia later, guys, Okay, thanks Larry.
We won't be chatting later.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, he says that, what kind of soup do you think?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Potato leak?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Potato leak? I don't you don't like potato leak. I
don't know, you said, Ministran.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I don't like French onion neither. I don't like Minnestroani.
I don't like French onion. MINESTROTI soups are hard for me.
I like a passole, the Mexican soup with tortilla chips
and chili. That was probably French onion soups. Great, fuck that,
the onions and the cheese. Gotta like do a goddamn
you can't be on your first date and have French onion.
(23:54):
What you do is you order a hot dog. Hot dogs.
That's what you do with your first date. Rots, Rots.
Why you can see how she handles.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
It, She can see how you handle it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Hey man, it's six brother, how about we call it?
That's it. I'm gonna I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Uh So, thanks for joining us for another episode of
Dan Patrick takes a gamble for Shae and Irving bad
Larry in the Jersey Shore. Dylan, Big day, Ray yours truly,
We'll talk to you next week.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Welcome to yet another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
Our starting lineup. We have Shay and Irving, we have Dylan,
we have Bad Larry on the road and uh, big day,
raise the producer of this god forsaken program. Larry, Where
are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Damn?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I'm sitting and raised. It's lunchtime, you know, workday, but
it is lunchtime.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're supposed to be working.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Here.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Who's that work?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Who?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Dane Weinsdyke?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, your networking?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Uh, how's that working? It's working?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Good?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Dying?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All right? How does all of this sound? Are we good?
Are baking here? We kind of moved into another room.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And this is a CIA black site.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
This, yeah, does feel a little like you're not going
to see.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Your family, the red light right down the barrel.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, interrogating. Hold the newspaper up.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, Is this an interrogation then?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, no, no, not at all. I don't know what
it is. Not an interrogation. Let me recap from last week,
mad Larry. I thought you were driving through and you
were going to stop here this week.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, we didn't leave till Monday, and we didn't leave
till late and again waves took me. We stayed on
eighty four does all the way to Bruceton, New York.
So you don't even come down to New Haven or Milford.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, right, he's still spray tan though.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah. You still you got to pay up? Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, I we'll get that done.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I might have to.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I might have to walk through the car. I can't
hear you. Guys, my man, just leave this stuff here.
Let's leave my food here.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'll be back for it, alright. I'm they know that.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I took the whole big table up front, and the
place getting a little crowded.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Oh one of those guys, huh yeah, shock, you take
the sixth seater on Metro North when you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Too, put his feet in.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, during rush hour.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Bat Larry lost four units last week, he's or no
two units, he's minus four. Dylan lost to your plus three,
Shay lost one and a half, and now you're minus
one and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Dude, what Houston? I mean? They just shut it down, Kevin.
They didn't score for like eight minutes straight, Kelvin.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, whatever, dirty.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You should have known. I should not have known they
wouldn't score for eight minutes. They don't score minutes Bananas, banana, yes,
but but they don't score. I think a drug test
is warranted for who the entire team and Kelvin.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Dude think they should be on something and they're not.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That would excuse them.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, bananas, lack of performance and answers.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Let me see if there's any Oh, I'm sure you're
happy about this. Italy didn't make the World Cup show Well, well, well.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Just have the just how the pan tooni crumbles sometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Also, Dylan has a bet for you. Is this the
shot collar bet?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah? Okay, which Shae could use just in day to
day life.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, because we have I have Illinois, you have Ukon correct, Yes,
I do. So like a husky, you're gonna have to
wear a dog collar. Loser wears a dog collar.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Is it a shot collar too?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah? Not just like a regular dog collar.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, so what happens?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So whoever loses?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
And based on how many points, that's how many shocks
you're permitted to administer to the other one in.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That episode, let's do it. Hell yeah, Max setting.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Have you ever had a shot collar?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I have not. Have you ever had a dog collar on? No,
I'm not. Have you ever put a dog collar on some? Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Have you ever been walked around the living room?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Never? But I have walked.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, you've been the walker.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I've been the walker. Yeah. I don't get that. I
don't either. But a request is a request. Weist, Yes
you are, of course you are.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That sounds like it was a guy.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No. No, okay, So dog collar bet On Illinois and Yukon.
Where do we get the dog collar? Have you picked
what out yet?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No? We can in order? Is there a high voltage one?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, that one actually might be like it's gonna circuit
and yeah, kill you, which I mean imagine that episode
content in the show dying on that show.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So we're in a new podcast room, only temporary because
we're building a whole big podcast empire.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Ye, yeah, yeah, or.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Some We're somewhere outside Langley, Virginia right now, an undisclosed location.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yes, it does have that feel though, but yeah, we're
building a whole new podcast room there.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's gonna be nice.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I think it'll be done. Maybe when we get back
from the Draft in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, and then we're going legit Dan here, Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
They finally convinced me to spend some money.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We don't make any money on the podcast, but they said,
why don't the big german.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Goes, hey, why don't we you know, why don't we
build this out? I go why? Tax right off? Oh
it is? You guys are tax right off dependent. Are
you going to Pittsburgh for the Draft? I am yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Are you well, Dan? You know it's very close to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
West Virginia track. Are you guys going to try to
do this?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I think we're going to go full disguise?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay you are? I think so I gotta get in.
I have to bet on the other dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, Okay, it's only an hour away.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
When Gavin Newsom is like the next Caesar in America,
He's gonna long dog racing, so I have to you
got to get it before.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He looks like he's at the dog track a nicer
suit on.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It looks like No, he would be at the horse racing. No,
he'd be at the the human racing. No, Kentucky Derby, Yeah,
he would be at the Derby.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, he's at the people a horse.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That got caught for juicing. No, he wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
There's a Bafferty equality.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Why are we down on what Gavin Newsom at?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, right, you want to get it started, let's go.
What do you wait? What happened here? Well, Gavin Newsom
besides exploding the budget for California and turning into tyranny
over COVID, what do you care? Well, because he might
be the next president. He could win the primary easy,
I put money on it.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
He's definitely gearing up for it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
But he used to be married to the woman who
is Themberly Yeah, Kim Guilfoyle, who was Don Junior's fiance,
and then they broke up, and then I think she
got shipped to grease to Gree's an ambassador.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I think they're like, Greece, your economy is in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Why don't don't give a shit about you.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
He is literally made out of rubber and ship o.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But you, I allegedly I think not for that one.
But but uh, I think she's like an ambassador to Greece?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Ray? Yeah? She was Okay, she was sure she is.
She's the ambassador to Grease legitimately that is that?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Does I do love the like doling out of ambassadorships
to like your friends and family, just being like that
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well, that might have been Don Junior saying you got
to get her out of my life please, she's.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Going to write a book. Yeah. Tiger Woods, Oh dude,
crash is his car?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Would you like to give any advice to Tiger in
this situation? I mean no, but I would. I can empathize,
like with what he's going through. I get it, like
he doesn't have a you know, the argument is, why
don't you have a driver? Why aren't you? Bill Clinton?
Like he Bill Clinton set the actual parameter of being
a dirtbag in public. But if I'm Tiger, I'm not
(08:13):
doing that in front of anybody. I'm alone, solo mission,
getting drugs. Yes, doing my thing. Yes, it just sucks.
These pills are fucking bad, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I'm surprised, like, but.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He's all banged up. The pills are bad.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's just I know, but he's always gonna have He's
always going to have that chronic pin that doesn't go
away unless you find other medic I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I would go to India, do some yoga, quit taking
whatever he's taken allegedly for looking like a ship's dude,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
I think he's had the back problem down. He's had
the back problems and like three like.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
He looks like fucking Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
How did he keep crashing? So he was sober though?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No? What? Oh he was haired?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I thought they just found the pills.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No, no, his eyes were well, it.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Looks like like like according to like, he didn't get
a duy.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well he didn't take the test breath yes, right, he
blew zeros, except he refused to take the piss tests,
which you automatically get charged for. Was pilled out. Yeah. Yeah,
pills are fucking nasty, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
If you're that messed up, you've you've left two of
those hydro codone pills in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And you didn't even think to.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Eat them immediate juice world it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh yeah, well, well I think just throwing the pills
out would have you gotta Yeah, but he was there
on his phone well after the accident for the police quay.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
At that point, he's probably in pain. I would have
eat in the pills.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I mean, the dude is in trouble. He's in serious trouble.
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It sucks as far as brackets go. Uh, Duke Duke
is out. Uh, everybody happy that Duke is out there?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Are is Duke the most like universally hated or hateable
team in sports?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
They're definitely out. Cowboys Cowboys are up there.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yankees Yankees.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, but the Cowboys don't do anything to warrant disliking them.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I think that's why there's more hate, because it is
because there's such a focus on them and they don't
do shit.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
But ya in modern day, like Duke now doesn't really know.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
They you need a white guy that you hate, yeah,
and they don't have a white guy you hate. Like
Braylen Mullins. If he played for Duke the Yukon's hat,
then you could go, oh, I hate he looks like
a Duke guy.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah. Uh, the Yankees aren't hateable.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I hate the Yankees chiefs.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I think people probably say it hatable. Yeah, Patriots, Uh,
anytime is on Tom Brady period, Yeah, Tom Brady, Yeah,
Yale Lebron you know, Larry would do you like to
add anything, uh to the.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Conversation, you guys, You guys just keep talkings hard for
me to jump in there. Tiger, big trouble. I don't
know what. I don't even know how to help him out.
Forget I agree with say about the driver, or forget
the drive. He's got to give up drinking.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, he doesn't drink. Imagine imagine if he got off
like the downers and got on the uppers. No, he
shouldn't be on any of those right, of course not.
But he needs to be.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
He needs to have somebody who is going to regulate
pain medicine for him that is legitimate.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's the problem he'll be.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Speedball might have helped with not crashing that. Yeah, he
had a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Juice real quick. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Anthony Edwards missed the opening tip for a bathroom break,
and he actually played really well. I think history shows
guys who need a bathroom.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Paul Pierce, Paul Pierce.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Need a bathroom break, come back and they play.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well lamar.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well yeah yeah, bathroom.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
He went to the bathroom break, came back through a
like forty four yard touchdown. Yeah, won the game. Oh
yeah he needed a back. Yeah for sure. He took
a bathroom break.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, he almost took.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
The big bathroom breakout in the big break.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
The biggest.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, that whole thing that what is the book called
the death in Life of lamar Odam.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
And now there's a dock out now one of the
untold I have no interest. I was gonna say, that's
what I like. They've started to press. They've started to
grasp at straws a little bit with some of those
sports documentaries where I'm like, this is a very like
blip on the radar in the grand scheme of things.
It's not like it's like some huge yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Recapping the bets from last week, Bad Larry's Final four,
Duke Florida Arizona Michigan title game, Arizona over Duke. Let's
see Dylan Final four, Saint John's Illinois perdue Michigan.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You got Purdue winning the title. That won't happen.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Obviously probably not.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, uh yeah, that that doesn't look very good there
for you.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
No, no, but that's kind of to be expected.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And Shay has Kansas Houston the Mormons once again, and
let me do suck Kansas Houston b yu Texas Tech.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Imagine though, Houston, amazing, Houston parlayed all this.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Houston to beat Texas Tech. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
If you parlayed all those and it happened, the man.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Man, imagine, that's why we do it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Okay, Dylan, you're you're the clubhouse leader here, so you
lead off bets for this weekend.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Refreshing all right, As we said, I've got Illinois minus
the one and half against Yukon. I have to admit
I am nervous about this. Yukon does have sort of
those team of Destiny vibes again, but I.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Don't think it's a great team by any stretch.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They just keep sucking.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I just it's the coach. It's the coach. It's something
mania like a path win. All right, what else do
you have?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I also got Arizona plus one and a half against
Michigan Illinois to win the title plus four hundred. I
need a new title guy, all right, And I'm gonna
bet one of the hypothetical matchups, which is Illinois plus
three and a half against Arizona.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you sure that's not five and a half.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, the Yukon's five and a half.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Okay, So Yukon against Michigan and Arizona's getting five and
a half.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Okay, all right, So Illinois getting three and a half
against Arizona.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, which is hypothetical.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah, so it's no bet or you know, no bet
if they don't make it, okay, And then I got
a Valero Texas opened bet. Dan, he's just a little
primer for the masters.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, Ludwig the win plus fourteen fifty, that's it?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Okay, bad Larry, you're up, okay, Dan, I guess still
and saw my picks. I have Arizona. Don't want to
read him if I had him, Larry, and I have
Illinois minus still one and a half against Yukon.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I added.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
I don't know if Ray saw it or I added
very late while I was sitting and raised having my breakfast.
I added the over in that Yukon game.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I didn't have a lot on it yet, but I
just took the over whatever it is, because Illinois is
going to beat him and they're going to score.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yes, Ray, that's the easier.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's one thirty nine and a half.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Over one thirty nine and a half. Perfect. And then
I want you know, I bet you Marlins yesterday against
the White Sox given to one and a half runs.
Today the line is not even that bad, not even
given runs. So I'm going to take the Marlins against
the White Sox again in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Major League Oh, thank you, thank you. It's Major MLB. Yeah,
thank you. Capital m there.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
So I'm going to add the under in the Yukon game,
just to my man, just to separate myself a little bit, right.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's probably gonna be seventy sixty eight.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, the cruise right in there?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Should I mean it? Now we have to bet on
your shot. Now, we have to bet on the exact score.
Where's my phone?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right, Shay? All right? In the basketball, Danny, you
got big blue money line against the herpe gannasipile A Juniors,
Yukon money line against Lana Okay, And in the base
of Battle my Cardinals plus one forty against your Mets,
Mariners lane one fifteen against the Yankees, and then Rangels
(16:11):
Orioles over eight and a half. You know who I
picked for the cy young in the National League. Lozardo
first came out eer a nine points.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
What did you see?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Paul skeins the ra after his first start it was
like sixty Yeah, I know he actually I forget what
the numbers were.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
But to throw it under.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Two era for the season, he has to basically just
go scoreless like every start.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I think you can give up like five runs.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yikes. Big day.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Ray said that we should give you ninety seconds Shay
versus the world. You live in a house of women
and this is your escape, this podcast. Is there anything
that you haven't said that you want to say for
your escape? I didn't realize that there was. Oh he's
even he's got a.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Timer on me.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, he got a timer. Should we do ninety or
a minute? A minute's fine? Yeah, okay, fine, we don't
torture the audience. Yeah anymore? Already I was. I was
in Vermont the other weekend. The kids all ski, the
roommates skis. I don't, what do you do? Explore the town?
So I was exploring the town and I was in
(17:24):
the coffee shop and they had, you know, thirty dollars spoons,
you could buy one hundred dollars fucking gojo berries and
all this fancy stuff. And there was a couple, two women,
you know, in love, and one of them was ordering
their food or their coffee, and she got on the
(17:44):
speakerphone on her phone speaker she was like, honey, do
you want the latte or the cappuccino? And just over
and over on speakerphone, loud as hell in this store,
this beautiful store that had all these nick next to whatever.
And I'm sitting there listening to these two women talk
about what latte they should get, and so I said
you should get a black coffee. And she got very
upset with me, and I said, well, if you're going
(18:05):
to talk like that, we're all in on the conversation.
Why the hell you think we're in your house like
your speakerphone. You're talking on your speakerphone. What the fuck
do you do?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Why do you do it?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
That is a that is a age old you.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
This is not your house. This is public fucking property.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
The plane is not.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's sixty seconds, good too, speakerphone. I hate it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Speakerphone on the plane. I've I've.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But yeah, that's yeah, you're off the speakerphone in the
coffee shop. Yeah, we just picked I don't want to
lie behind her. I don't get I don't understand the why.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Well, the problem on the plane is it's noisy on
the plane, and then you're yelling into your phone even
though the person on the other end there is no noise, like,
they don't need for you to yell. You're just yelling
at all, yelling because it's loud, so you want to
hear yourself. Yeah, that's I got a problem.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's brutal.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I think picking up the phone, like.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
The plane, any speakerphone in public is dirty.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, I just don't get why.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
It seems like more like I don't know, why do
you want the people to be hearing what you're saying. Also,
the people on the other end probably don't even know
they're on speaker and all of a sudden they say something.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
They're probably on speaker too, but.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
They're probably not in public.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
But you're going to the draft. Yeah, Okayitsburgh.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Okay, you got a problem with Pittsburgh like you do?
Oh so you like Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh wants to be Cincinnati
since a nasty no Pittsburgh. They want to be like Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I don't know they do. Pittsburgh has its own culture,
completely separate.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Can you just google what's better Cincinnati or Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's the dude in for the win, so we asked Rock.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, oh it says. It says they both suck.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
No, that's come on, come on, Dylan.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I feel like I guess you know what.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh a lot, Steel Town I do.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I do want to go to a Pirates game there
because I buckos.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You want to go see a game there? I would
love to do that. Yeah, and the food there is
very underrated. They got some nice, nice casino in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh, there's a Wheeling.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
There's one in West Virginia. I mean, we'll go there
for sure.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
I have a But so, they love parogis and like
Polish food there. Polish people are the worst form of dumpling.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, I'm not a I'm not a big.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
It's like boiled.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Europe. Yeah, right anything.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Groc is really struggling right now, right it broke down
the next game that.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
They have, We'll just say Cincinnati is better. They recommend
the under Yeah. I like Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh. Yes,
I think it's uh fun town.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Will you go to the pirates game?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
There is no pirate game while we're there. We explored
that on the show. Thanks for listening, eleven. Okay, that's it.
I think we've done all that we were going to
do today in our new, uh little place.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, it is intimate.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It is way too intimate.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Oh you think so.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, it's a little too a little tight kind of like, yeah, okay,
Trauma Bond in here. Yeah we could what trauma Bond.
I go through some dark shit and then you come
out much closer, like prison or murder or rehab that
kind of thing, or like being stuck in an elevator
exactly exactly, or being like kidnapped Trauma Bond.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, has anyone been kidnapped?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
No? Well, I don't think I took it.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I don't think this table is really you did you
were the kidnapper?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, me and a buddy of mine. He was the father.
Oh from mom, you broke in took the kid. We
broke in took the kid. Yeah, did what happened? Well,
buddy of mine, his uh baby mama was like a
drug addict and he was really worried about the kid.
It's a baby like three months old, six months old,
and uh, he said, we got to go take the
(21:59):
kid's all right, So we got in the car and
went to Walmart got a car seat for the kid.
That took like an hour to fucking set up. That
was crazy. Were you kind of like raising Arizona? Yeah,
I mean pretty close like I was. I didn't have kids,
I wasn't married to the roommate or nothing. I was
a single dude in Minnesota, and buddy mine who worked
with me, was like, dude, I gotta get my kid.
(22:21):
I was like, all right, let's fucking ride. We went
and kicked the door in. We kicked the door in,
and she was like in the other room. The kids
literally in the fucking living room in a diaper alone,
And we grabbed the fucking kid and run out the door.
Stay the kid kids nineteen right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, how's the mom?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She owes a lot of child support. Yeah. Does the
kid know what happened? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I never met him, okay as a grown up.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
As a grown up. Yeah, but his dad never said, hey,
by the way, we broke her. I've never asked him this. Yeah, dude, Yeah,
dude's a dad.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Is he the pit bull guy?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, he's a pit bull guy.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
How did we not connect that immediately?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
There's a lot of stuff that happened we say that
gid Minneapolis.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
There's a lot of stuff that happened in going down. Yeah,
this was in Wisconsin, in the wood, Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Okayright, metha, how about we let Larry go because Larry's
got Larry.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I got my I got my soup on the table.
I gotta go back in and finish.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
It, all right, Okay, minnestrolia later, guys, Okay, thanks Larry.
We won't be chatting later.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, he says that, what kind of soup do you think?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Potato leak?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Potato leak? I don't you don't like potato leak. I
don't know, you said, Ministran.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I don't like French onion neither. I don't like Minnestroani.
I don't like French onion. MINESTROTI soups are hard for me.
I like a passole, the Mexican soup with tortilla chips
and chili. That was probably French onion soups. Great, fuck that,
the onions and the cheese. Gotta like do a goddamn
you can't be on your first date and have French onion.
(23:54):
What you do is you order a hot dog. Hot dogs.
That's what you do with your first date. Rots, Rots.
Why you can see how she handles.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
It, She can see how you handle it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Hey man, it's six brother, how about we call it?
That's it. I'm gonna I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Uh So, thanks for joining us for another episode of
Dan Patrick takes a gamble for Shae and Irving bad
Larry in the Jersey Shore. Dylan, Big day, Ray yours truly,
We'll talk to you next week.
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