April 8, 2026 • 31 mins
This week, Dylan pays off his bet with Shea that Illinois would beat Michigan in the Final Four. Since Michigan won by 9, Dylan owes NINE shocks from the collar, in which Shea is allowed to administer at any time during the podcast via remote control. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. We forgot to call bad Larry. Honestly,
we can forget a strong word.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah it is Larry. I try to drink it. Do
you think he's drinking a brown cow?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, that's what I don't understand that. You know when
Dusty May said Bob Knight loved doctor pepper and chocolate milk,
and then I find out Bad Larry loves Coca Cola
and chocolate milk. Brown cow.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, we watched him make one behind he went behind
the bar, not the bar, the counter. A race, yeah,
a race obviously, and just did he did you know
what a suicide is?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Then? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
When you mix all the sodas from the fountain together.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No do it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So that's Clarry basically did that, but except with just
fucking half chocolate milk, half Coca cola, not as a bit.
He was just like just drinking it, just getting around
the calling what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I love his ship? I mean, damn all right. We
also have the shock collar. Yeah, we're gonna hook that
up and we're gonna I don't know if that should
be the entire show? Are we allowed to do this? Weird?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Brendan came in and he was like, you shouldn't put
it around your neck. And there's a kid who died
in my town growing up. And then he was like, actually,
they may they may have just told.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Us that Brendan is the French kid. Brendan people, no, Brandon, Yeah,
I called him the French kid. He looks like d'Artagnan.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's fair, I get that. But is he French blood? No? Okay?
Good now?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well maybe I mean is Larry there?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I can hear you.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay. I got some of my best people on this.
We're in good hands. Uh all right, so are you
at raise? I just walked out.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I didn't even pay my bill. I gotta walk back in.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They know you'll be back tomorrow. It's not like they
go stop that man.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Funny Larry's just daily dining and dashing there, and they're like,
we can't catch them.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I've punched in at work. Now I'm at Raise waiting
for the show. And then I'll go back in and eat,
and then I'll go read the book at the new
at the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Book? What book? I got a Bible.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's a good book.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, it's a great book.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Fish.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I gotta sit next stuff back in the car.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Larry, you can skip the whole book thing. Come on,
we're friends here.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I got eight hours of doing nothing. What am I
going to do?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You said it was book. You don't even know what
it is. I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I never remember names. I read like two books, two
books a week at work.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No you don't, Yes, I read, Yes I do. Okay,
we're starting a book club, Larry's Larry's book club. Had
Larry's book club. Man, show me the book.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
There's a lot of doctor Susan here.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I know you guys, I know you guys don't believe this,
but it makes the day go by like the blink.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Of an eye. I do believe that. Because he doesn't
believe in like technology, so he ain't on Twitter. Yeah
he can't doom you doing not on Facebook? No, No,
he's got to read. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
All of a sudden, Arry starts getting corduroy pants. Would
you would you would you bail on the corduroy If Larry's.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, no, no, no, I would say, welcome to the club,
I went, I would kind of.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I mean, these are wide cords.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I got it, look company ship, Yes they are. And
Shay mocked them as soon as he saw them.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I didn't mock them. I just mentioned them when I
said the corduroy intervention in your family was talking about
might be warned because he's are wide cords.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And I did offer up my cords to Shay for
his wife.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I said, I will never bring your pants in
the house again.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
The roommate is just the corner there, just mailing is
used pants here.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh no, I delivered.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She'd be using it like a little blanky. Yeah, he
delivered in person.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
She could she could make like a little quilt out
of all.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Of them and imagine this cover. Oh it's so toasty
in here. That's hot.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Let's see bad. Larry is minus six units. You lost
to last week. Dylan lost three. You're at even?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Do I have to put this thing on now, hold
on cold on, I gotta let me run down the hole.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Just who's toasting you?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm just saying I'm nervous. It's I feel like this is.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know it's gonna it's gonna hurt, and and yes
it's worth the weight.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
A how about a little anticipation after the break its content?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, Shay won three units and he's at plus one
and a half out. The star of today's show is Dylan.
Because Dylan bets Shay that Illinois would beat Yukon and
the points spread was going to be the number of
shocks that you would get for your dog collar.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yes, so points one or points lost by so.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You you get nine shocks.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, it sounded a lot less when we made the bet.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, you thought it was going to be like one
couple two.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
This is one and a half point get spread. You know,
maybe they win by three.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, where are you going to put the has to
be the net, there's no question about it has to be.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay on max max. Can we test out a Max
one to see if it's even.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We already tested it out. It's eleven. Can you can
you give that to Ray to hold to get the
feeling of just how it actually. It's different on the
neck versus the hand, though you can't test it on
your hand. Well, Ray, Ray is the producers, it's true. Yeah,
so he should be testing this stray. Go in your
net and go ahead, now, just put it on his hands.
I can't we here we go, okay, all right, some
(06:04):
people do, okay, all right here I need it. I
need it on the right here where you okay, down
on the jugular.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Where else I put in my Adam's apple you have
the back is.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The back is weak? The back you have to put
it word. Somebody would check if you were alive.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I can't like lean on the fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Just put it on there.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Bad Larry Dylan is putting a dog collar on that
your dog will wear when the electrical fence and.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Is controlling Dylan. I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I don't like this at all.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I don't either.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, I don't like this at all.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Man. But if you die, just do it on camera,
all okay, hold it up against your jugular. It's on there,
don't I want to see it. I want to see it.
This is this is bad. No, no, your fingers, you
big old bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh yeah, that's weird. Okay, that's one. Maybe maybe we
could we can stretch this sound.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I have a proposal.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay, that counts one though, all right, then we got
eight more. Someone fucking tally it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We go play Keno and he wears it to the
Keno bar and I shock him during I kind of
like that. I think we should do that in public.
I think in public makes a lot more sense. Or
this is public. Yeah, this is as public as a guest.
Or we go to the fire department and you say,
I think my heart is skipping a beat. I hope
you And then I just fucking number that's number two. Okay,
(07:41):
are you able to do this?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think that is weird.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, you can't hold it. I'm not holding it. You
held that one. That one was oppressor. I'm not a holder.
Once again, that's two.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
This is for first of all, it's also this is
designed for a Saint Bernard.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, that's two.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Seven.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's worth the anticipation? What's worse?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think not knowing?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeh, knowing is worse because that's like when we were
smashing each other.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Weird feelings of all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's three. I'm sweating. You got six to go. I'm
remember when we that's that's four. Sorry, let's spread let's
spread it out a little show. Yeah, this is a serious.
(08:43):
Spread it out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
They actually get they're getting getting worse.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, when we used to smash each other with pies,
but I didn't tell when I was going to smash him. Yeah,
he had five coming to him.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That element surprise.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It was just wait, so have you is that four? Four?
That's three? Four back? That's that's that's four? All right, Yeah,
I'm counting. I'm hard. Sorry, yeah, no, you're clearly not.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Once again, this is Illinois and yukon nine point loss
and uh the dog collar for a Dylan throughout the.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
See why they work Jesus Christ. Yeah, people on this
thing too.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
We were messing with it before you can make it
make a beep, so like when you're training down, they
just hear the beep. Yeah you know I know that. Yeah, yeah,
we have a K nine fence.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh yeah, they do the same. Do they beep?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I get us be like.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
And then zap, yeah and then they but you don't
have there, No, there is no beeping.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's funny like throws you the other director.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I know this is great. I was really so you
have five more to go? You are sweating. I see
you to me what you are sweating? All right? Hey,
the masters is going up.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That I'm taking my sweat five, that's what Ray.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You gotta save him. I know, I know I'm not
good at like you know, saving I would be probably yeah,
you would be murdering me.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Is this something we're going to be doing with other
bets on the show? We have to and we got
to do it in public. He do it during the
spray tail?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh yeah, him during the.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Spray I only have to lose a bat.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Tell me, I think for based on how long he's
taking a payoff the bed.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Ye, all right, you better get it right here.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Hey, Larry, I'm here still. I've been just listening to
this thing. I think they scratch shocked you six times
just by reactions. I would.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Five.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I think the official.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Was there a fake one?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We're no, I don't think there's anything hard to fake it. Actually,
there's no faking going on here. No, no, not at all.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
He's taking he's taking five already.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
He's taking five to.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
That last one.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
My hand was on it too, so I took it
from my cylinders.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The uh uh.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The Michigan head coach told us that Bob Knight, when
he was a student manager, he would mix doctor pepper
and chocolate milk. So that's similar to what you do
with coke.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And chocolate milk milk. Yeah, what a weird company, Bobby,
Bobby Knight news. Yeah. Yeah, he's a normal guy.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Model, well adjusted human being.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Let's do what he does.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Uh, Larry the Bobby Knight in New Jersey. Bad Larry.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
By the way, Shay's mom comes to So your mom
comes to visit?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah? Yeah. Why. She was actually flying through from Europe
to Dallas and she stopped through. She was like, Hey,
we're gonna stop through New York see our grandkids there
for a couple of days, stay with you whatever. I
was like cool. And this was like six months ago.
And the roommate never like you know, and then she
deals with the roommate. I don't deal with any of
this shit. I don't know when she's coming in and
(12:20):
when she's going. Now, it's not my business. The roommate
handles all this kind of household it's my mama. Yeah,
but my mama deals with the roommate. She doesn't deal
with me when it comes to travel or iinery because
I don't know. Yeah, I'm an idiot. So I'm like,
deal with the roommates. I'm busy. I got shit shaken,
and the roommate and my mama deal with it. And
the roommate forgot completely forgot that. My parents are flying
(12:41):
into town and she was playing tennis, and my mom
and dad they rented a car, thankfully from Newark, and
they drove to our place, but they were locked out
of the fucking house, sitting on the front porch calling me.
I'm at the office, I'm busy. What the fuck is
going on? Why isn't the door open? Barb could not
(13:02):
be reached because she was in a tennis like fucking lesson.
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So your wife's not there, No, she's playing tennis, yeah,
drinking chardon egg and your parents show up and they
can't get.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It, and they're on the porch pissed, freaking out, screaming.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
How nasty is barbed but tennis at this point because
she is, we.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Gotta test that theory out a little. But I don't
know what the fuck she's doing all Davi.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Besides, we should have him play her in like a
battle of the sex playing.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I think she.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Would she would murder.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, but this kind of strikes me like Giselle when
she's taking those karate lessons.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Okay to you guys, I've interviewed the coach. She's a lesbian, so.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
That doesn't end anything.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, oh, I don't care if their scissor sister, that's
fine with me. I'll give a ship. That's But really,
the forgetting your in law showing up at your front
door because of tennis, I think that might have been
a little more strategic than Barr would admit.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, she is sharp.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's did it on purpose. I think you did it
on purpose? Why power playmates? Roommate mother in law? Absolutely, Yeah,
there's always a battle when the mother in law shows
up and the roommate's there. There's always a battle. Who
runs the house, who runs the kids, who disciplines who
wouldn't you listen, There's always a battle. Okay, it's tough,
like my mama will be more, you know, she'll like
(14:21):
want to smack a kid and the roommate's like, no,
we can't do that. It's fucking twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Did they get along?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah? No, they don't. I mean, they get a live
friendly enough, but they don't like agree on shit, but
they like it.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
They like, can you know, be hospitable and like hang.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Out for sure, But when like one locks you out
of the house, there's like a resentment that follows through
the next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And then there's an accident.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Does your mom say something to you? Yes, and to
the roommate like sideways, like hope tennis is good today
because I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Better improving.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I thought you must be a fucking regular. It's bad,
it's not cool, but I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And how is your mom with your wife?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Are they?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
She would be.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She would say things like, well, that looks good on
your right, and I go, well, that's not a compliment.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't think well off the last part. And she'd
always go well, and I go, Mom, when you say
well it looks good on you, that doesn't really it's
like a backhanded compliment. Yeah, or like oh we're feeding
them that again. About the kids me, you're like.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh shit, oh pig slop again, great?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Awesome? Yeah, yeah, pigs of them like it. That's fucking great.
They got to grow up so strong.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Anyway, Speaking of food, Rory was asked why he didn't
go more Irish food for his master's dinner, and he says,
because I wanted to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I like that a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
This dude's barely Irish. He's a Protestant, he's still in Ireland.
Then he's a big fan of the Crown.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It's not even Henry Shane Lowry are boys, and Shane's
red blooded Irishman.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He wore the Northern He always in the Olympics. He
always wears Northern Ireland. He's from Northern Ireland. Yeah, but
not just that. A lot of people are from Northern Ireland.
They're not loyal to the Crown. They're called cat Cap
Yes exactly. Fuck yeah, and he is loyal. Our favorite band,
our favorite band. Cap. We should have gone to that
show in October was in the city.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
They'll be back once the government.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At the recap. Let's fucking go. I don't want to
be in the mosh pit at camp. I would love no.
That would be like that.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That who's in the news some republican hoods.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Larry, did you find the book that you were supposed
to be reading this week?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yes, it's called The Whistler by John grizzle.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
You're reading a John Gris and you get at the
airport mark Marquise Grissom Marquis Gris.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Uh, Larry, my wife sis time for me. So I
just gives me the book. I go read it for
my eight hour shift and then I she gives me at.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
One give a report after.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
So what did you learn today, Larry? Larry eighty turns
out dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Dylan?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
What I learned today is say, I'm not even move
the roommate's side on this thing. You got to be
home when your mom and dad come to visit work me. Yes,
you was your mom and dad?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Right? Yeah? Correct?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
How are you not meeting them at the door?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Why would I want to be there to receive them?
What benefit?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Why is your mom and dad to thank them for
raising you?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Woll I might agree with Larry, whoa.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
She would, Well, maybe you weren't parents lived the town
away from me. I was anytime they came over, I
was home.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What's the roommate doing was.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
In my situation? No, my wife and my mom and
my mom lived like twenty years after my dad. My
mom and my wife were very good friends.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I think if I think, if they're showing up like
during in the middle of the day on a Wednesday and.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
You're at work.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's like a Tuesday at ten pm today.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
If they're like, we're gonna be there like Saturday evening
and you're like, I've.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Got ship today, that's different. Yeah. But like also like
I'm working work at the roommate ain't. So her kind
of her job is to like fucking you know, receive guests. Yeah, dude,
that's a fucking jobby job. Like that's part of it,
even if it's unpaid.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Fuck. I actually I was ready for that. My hackles
were up for the earlier one ship.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Even if it's unpaid, it is understood the roommates should
be there to receive the guys. Am I wrong? How many?
You got three more?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Cocksucker?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You got?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That one was a lot. That one again, that was a.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Touch, that was a little tower. You got three more
to go?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
That one me up?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh badre best spray tan bat, Larry, we're going to
putting you on the collar. No.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I like the idea of him wearing the thing with
the spray tand so there's a collar outline.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
If we go to the trap, play criss cross and
have him wear a.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Collar, shocking him at the well, they let you wear
a dog collar.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's a c yeah, the first time they then would you.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Come into Atlantic City if we did that the poker?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
No, no, I think that the last time I was
in Atlantic City Donald Trump owned a casino. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's been that long. I don't know what
this thing is before we get to the Masters stuff.
I don't know what this luck of the draw thing is.
I walk in and big Day, Ray, the producer has
(19:54):
a deck of cards and he goes, well, it's uh,
it's the luck of the draw punishment, And I'm going, okay, well,
how would you explain this?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Ray?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
So Dylan's gonna explain it. But the listeners have been
wanting to have a punishment for the Pavia Award, and
based how based on how this is gone, I think
you guys are gonna like.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
This like week in, week out kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But what is the luck of the draw meaning? Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So if I pick a let's say I'm picking for Dylan, okay,
and luck of the draw is a seven, that means
draw again, So you got two more to go? I
am your fu you okay?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You would have to do? You have to drink deer potion.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Remember Shay Drake, that concoction that like change his luck.
If we could make a dear piss.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I would actually do another one of those. Okay, that's
dear potion for Dylan. This is for Shay a queens
embarrassing attire.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
All right, well check that one off, already done?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Alright? Okay a king uh free bet?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh so yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Then we we donated like a free bet to a
listener on social media. What do you mean you like
twenty five dollars bet on DraftKings or oh yeah, we're
engaging the public, Dan, Okay, have about we just mailed
this fucking dog collars.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Dog collar, that's the answer.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh, Shay, I got you a flight of Buffalo's hot
ones Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Sauce, okay, with arsenic in it?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Great? Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Now this is for bad Larry, a six shock collar,
one time, one timer. Okay, what if we make him
do it in the water of the beach you suppose to?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah? Why not? Well, I can't let somebody die, Danny
the content, I know, I agree, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
If Larry gets fried at the beach on the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Think about we could the funeral. That funeral will be
packed though. What Larry's got a lot of fucking admirers. Yeah,
he's got a lot of people that would have wanted
to check that he's dead.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm not going to
recap anything here. Good Uh, let's look at this week.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Here, Shay, they'll let you start Masters. Danny, I got
min Wu to win plus thirty three hundred, Xander plus
seventeenth Yeah, sorty seventeenth fifty. I fucking went down, dude,
Cammy plus twenty two hundred, and then Colin Marikawa said,
I said it correctly, Colin Marikawa plus thirty one hundred.
I know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
There's an inflection.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yes, I love him, uh, Dylan, I.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Have sung Jay him, sung Jay him. Be careful to
win plus eleven and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You got you got one, you got one one more.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Also, can I just say something, yes you can.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
At the end of that fucking game, they're just shooting
free throws and I'm like, you're gonna lose just stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But you know what's interesting, It's like Ray thinks he's
going to be shocked when you get shocked, so he's
leaking away from you. But you're actually if only I
could transfer your way, you're jerk the other way.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
It's weird. It really shoots.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You tested it out beforehand. That ship is real. Like
it fucking hurts. Yeah, on the neck, it hurts on
the hand. It ain't nothing. Sweat your off, you know,
you're sweating.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like, yeah, you also did one and you yanked on
this side.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So it was like, all right, what else are you going?
All right?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
So some Jay him to win plus eleven five hundred Jesus,
some Jay him top ten plus five eighty, Cam Young,
I'm Young top five plus three seventy five like that
a lot trying. I'm going I'm trying to bet slightly
smarter instead of picking a bunch of winners.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Justin Rose Dan Rosie top five run runner up last year.
He always at least does okay yeah at the mast Yeah.
And then John Keefer top ten plus thirteen twenty five
the Keif making his debut is the.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Best guy on the corn Ferry Tour last year.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Uh he won some award, was like the first guy
since Scottie and the corn Ferry Tour win like the
Rookie of the Year and best player on the court.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Are we crazy? What are we? We're not betting Fleetwood?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, I don't trust.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
And then two or more hole in ones in the tournament?
Is it holes in one or hole in ones? Holes
in one?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Their holes in one? Yeah, brother, that's plural, like they're
multiple holes.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
But as opposed to saying hole in one A hole
right here, that's nine. That's nine, fucking bastard. Also, I
started to thin get sweaty here. I was like, am
I gonna? I think it?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Actually get electric?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Dude, he is getting more at the end. Okay, all right,
this thing, get this thing off.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
This might be the greatest day of my life.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I was confident I was going to be getting to
do this day. What a beautiful don't you want to
take one first minute?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No? No, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I've I've held it with my dog when you got
to see if the fence works, and all of.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
A sudden, it's like zoo just dropped.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, Larry, you got your master's bets.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Top ten finishers I should take justin Rose out boy,
Dylan can't be thinking straight right now. Rose top ten,
Rory Mac top ten, Patrick Red top ten, and love
like Upberg top ten disappointment. Then I have top debutante,
(25:57):
my boy Chris.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Got her up. Love it, love that Jerseys, Chris Scott.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Do we all ride that?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I would love to squad ride squad right?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's plus five.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Fifty four fifty four fifty.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Four fifty And then I got this is from my boy.
We should probably ride this one too, guys, Jackson Harrington
low amateur.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Well, there's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
There's no doubt to debutante has got her up, low
Amateur Harrington, Jackson Harrington.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
There's no downside to not ride it, because we either
win because Larry smart, or we just get to ship
on him for making us ride with him with Hunter Bucks.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
It's my golf, my golf scurer.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So yeah, you should ride, not go Roe.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Are you back in rays No, I'm still sitting in
the car. I'm going back in the rais right now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, Well, when I get off the.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Phone, anything else that needs to be addressed here on
the program.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
I think you know what, Dylan, I'm gonna go. I
think I might go get my spray tand right now, so.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Motivational series.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Can we walk Larry in there like a dog and.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Make him get the spray TI imagine Larry died in
the What you can't do this in public?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I just want to let you know that get arrested.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, it's fair.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It will seem sexual in nature.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think it'd be a pretty cool though.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And he's just standing there like.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Why are your pants off?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Why are you hard.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Again?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm shocking the boy.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Anything that you would like to add, Dylan.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I you know what, I'll give it to shade. Some
of those were some pretty fucking well timed just when I.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Was to be fair dainty Alley yoused to be on
one of them.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You had your back to give him.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I gave him the detonate the kill order. Yeah, you
flipped the kill switch. The boss was, Yeah, I just went.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Did it gets where I genuinely think if.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
You have like sweat, yeah, no, I get that, it's
more like snappy before. It just feels like you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Have a heart attack, it's real or anything you like that. No, Danny,
I'm just happy to be here. Brother.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, that must have been your favorite show.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm really happy right now. I don't know if we
could go to the well too often with that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I think I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, but I think doing it in public is the
next iteration. I think we would have to like go
do a drive through, or like order food or like
donate food at a pantry, you know what I mean for.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Like and spill it all.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, I think that'd be cool. Or go get your
go get your STD test.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
It would be great to wear like a trench coat
you go to a.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Free clinic to get because they're free. You know, they
do the urethra swaddle and you go in there with
a collar on.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't think you need the collar on for the
fucking saw.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't think while she's doing it.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I think it will happen organically a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I got ideas, that's all.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
You're not hearing ideas? Man, Well that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's another episode that will be one that they'll talk
about a long long time.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
To watch some golf, dare you? I feel like you
got to beat Masters has to be one of your
favorite I love right.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
We should go to Danny's house. No fucking basement movie Sunday.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I know Sundays are sacred like Saturday Day.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Uh, I'm doing stuff, yeah, watching The Master. No, No,
I'm going on a getaway with my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Huh what Yes? On Sunday? Yeah, for the next week.
What or Master Sunday? Yes? Why because I'm in love.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm actually going somewhere on Master Sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What the fuck am I the only American here? Well,
you're not in love? Yes i am. I'm deeply in love. No,
you're I am in love. Yes, love. But the roommate
just understands its masters like.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I've seen you too, and I'm like, God, what a pussy.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It's true. I didn't see that when I went.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Over to he's got. He'll eventually let his guard like
the beginning. Yeah, he has to think you're not paying attention,
and he'll kind of like do something cute and then
look around me like, oh fuck, you caught me.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
You got That's true, Larry, I'll let you go back
to Ray's in your your book. What's the author's name,
John Grissom. Yeah, yeah, John Grissom, one of the best,
one of the best, Marquis Grissom's brother John.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Dylan, great job. That's what that's a little rough on, man.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Thank you, Larry. Miss l At least I have someone
looking at for me.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Uh so for big day, Ray who put this together.
I'm gonna blame him, Dylan who took some bullets, took
some strays, and uh Shay of course, uh Tyler who
was running the controls. So if we're gonna blame anybody, yeah,
we'll blame We'll blame Thanks.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
I feel like you're like the fucking teflon down over there,
just pointing at people.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And yeah, yeah this was Gladiator.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yea, I did give the kill order one time.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
It worked, clear, but but it felt like you were
maybe not on your game a little bit, like you
were starting to go.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I was getting co yes, I did.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah, and perfect one where I just totally had forgotten
about I was like, look reading something and then.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That was a lot of order.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, that one got me.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, Yeah, I just felt like you were getting a
little content. You were Absolutely I was a great boss.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
That'll do it for Dan Patrick takes a gamble, have
a great week out of everybody, and we'll talk to
you next next week or no, the week after that.
We're on vacation and then we'll be in Pittsburgh for
the draft. Shay is going to join us there a
remote pod, yeah, satellite until uh until the draft.
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. We forgot to call bad Larry. Honestly,
we can forget a strong word.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah it is Larry. I try to drink it. Do
you think he's drinking a brown cow?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, that's what I don't understand that. You know when
Dusty May said Bob Knight loved doctor pepper and chocolate milk,
and then I find out Bad Larry loves Coca Cola
and chocolate milk. Brown cow.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, we watched him make one behind he went behind
the bar, not the bar, the counter. A race, yeah,
a race obviously, and just did he did you know
what a suicide is?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Then? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
When you mix all the sodas from the fountain together.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No do it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So that's Clarry basically did that, but except with just
fucking half chocolate milk, half Coca cola, not as a bit.
He was just like just drinking it, just getting around
the calling what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I love his ship? I mean, damn all right. We
also have the shock collar. Yeah, we're gonna hook that
up and we're gonna I don't know if that should
be the entire show? Are we allowed to do this? Weird?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Brendan came in and he was like, you shouldn't put
it around your neck. And there's a kid who died
in my town growing up. And then he was like, actually,
they may they may have just told.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Us that Brendan is the French kid. Brendan people, no, Brandon, Yeah,
I called him the French kid. He looks like d'Artagnan.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's fair, I get that. But is he French blood? No? Okay?
Good now?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well maybe I mean is Larry there?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I can hear you.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay. I got some of my best people on this.
We're in good hands. Uh all right, so are you
at raise? I just walked out.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I didn't even pay my bill. I gotta walk back in.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They know you'll be back tomorrow. It's not like they
go stop that man.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Funny Larry's just daily dining and dashing there, and they're like,
we can't catch them.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I've punched in at work. Now I'm at Raise waiting
for the show. And then I'll go back in and eat,
and then I'll go read the book at the new
at the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Book? What book? I got a Bible.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's a good book.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, it's a great book.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Fish.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I gotta sit next stuff back in the car.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Larry, you can skip the whole book thing. Come on,
we're friends here.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I got eight hours of doing nothing. What am I
going to do?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You said it was book. You don't even know what
it is. I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I never remember names. I read like two books, two
books a week at work.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No you don't, Yes, I read, Yes I do. Okay,
we're starting a book club, Larry's Larry's book club. Had
Larry's book club. Man, show me the book.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
There's a lot of doctor Susan here.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I know you guys, I know you guys don't believe this,
but it makes the day go by like the blink.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Of an eye. I do believe that. Because he doesn't
believe in like technology, so he ain't on Twitter. Yeah
he can't doom you doing not on Facebook? No, No,
he's got to read. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
All of a sudden, Arry starts getting corduroy pants. Would
you would you would you bail on the corduroy If Larry's.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, no, no, no, I would say, welcome to the club,
I went, I would kind of.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I mean, these are wide cords.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I got it, look company ship, Yes they are. And
Shay mocked them as soon as he saw them.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I didn't mock them. I just mentioned them when I
said the corduroy intervention in your family was talking about
might be warned because he's are wide cords.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And I did offer up my cords to Shay for
his wife.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I said, I will never bring your pants in
the house again.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
The roommate is just the corner there, just mailing is
used pants here.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh no, I delivered.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She'd be using it like a little blanky. Yeah, he
delivered in person.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
She could she could make like a little quilt out
of all.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Of them and imagine this cover. Oh it's so toasty
in here. That's hot.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Let's see bad. Larry is minus six units. You lost
to last week. Dylan lost three. You're at even?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Do I have to put this thing on now, hold
on cold on, I gotta let me run down the hole.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Just who's toasting you?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm just saying I'm nervous. It's I feel like this is.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know it's gonna it's gonna hurt, and and yes
it's worth the weight.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
A how about a little anticipation after the break its content?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, Shay won three units and he's at plus one
and a half out. The star of today's show is Dylan.
Because Dylan bets Shay that Illinois would beat Yukon and
the points spread was going to be the number of
shocks that you would get for your dog collar.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yes, so points one or points lost by so.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You you get nine shocks.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, it sounded a lot less when we made the bet.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, you thought it was going to be like one
couple two.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
This is one and a half point get spread. You know,
maybe they win by three.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, where are you going to put the has to
be the net, there's no question about it has to be.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay on max max. Can we test out a Max
one to see if it's even.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We already tested it out. It's eleven. Can you can
you give that to Ray to hold to get the
feeling of just how it actually. It's different on the
neck versus the hand, though you can't test it on
your hand. Well, Ray, Ray is the producers, it's true. Yeah,
so he should be testing this stray. Go in your
net and go ahead, now, just put it on his hands.
I can't we here we go, okay, all right, some
(06:04):
people do, okay, all right here I need it. I
need it on the right here where you okay, down
on the jugular.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Where else I put in my Adam's apple you have
the back is.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The back is weak? The back you have to put
it word. Somebody would check if you were alive.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I can't like lean on the fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Just put it on there.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Bad Larry Dylan is putting a dog collar on that
your dog will wear when the electrical fence and.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Is controlling Dylan. I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I don't like this at all.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I don't either.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, I don't like this at all.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Man. But if you die, just do it on camera,
all okay, hold it up against your jugular. It's on there,
don't I want to see it. I want to see it.
This is this is bad. No, no, your fingers, you
big old bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh yeah, that's weird. Okay, that's one. Maybe maybe we
could we can stretch this sound.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I have a proposal.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay, that counts one though, all right, then we got
eight more. Someone fucking tally it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We go play Keno and he wears it to the
Keno bar and I shock him during I kind of
like that. I think we should do that in public.
I think in public makes a lot more sense. Or
this is public. Yeah, this is as public as a guest.
Or we go to the fire department and you say,
I think my heart is skipping a beat. I hope
you And then I just fucking number that's number two. Okay,
(07:41):
are you able to do this?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think that is weird.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, you can't hold it. I'm not holding it. You
held that one. That one was oppressor. I'm not a holder.
Once again, that's two.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
This is for first of all, it's also this is
designed for a Saint Bernard.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, that's two.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Seven.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's worth the anticipation? What's worse?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think not knowing?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeh, knowing is worse because that's like when we were
smashing each other.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Weird feelings of all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's three. I'm sweating. You got six to go. I'm
remember when we that's that's four. Sorry, let's spread let's
spread it out a little show. Yeah, this is a serious.
(08:43):
Spread it out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
They actually get they're getting getting worse.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, when we used to smash each other with pies,
but I didn't tell when I was going to smash him. Yeah,
he had five coming to him.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That element surprise.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It was just wait, so have you is that four? Four?
That's three? Four back? That's that's that's four? All right, Yeah,
I'm counting. I'm hard. Sorry, yeah, no, you're clearly not.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Once again, this is Illinois and yukon nine point loss
and uh the dog collar for a Dylan throughout the.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
See why they work Jesus Christ. Yeah, people on this
thing too.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
We were messing with it before you can make it
make a beep, so like when you're training down, they
just hear the beep. Yeah you know I know that. Yeah, yeah,
we have a K nine fence.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh yeah, they do the same. Do they beep?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I get us be like.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
And then zap, yeah and then they but you don't
have there, No, there is no beeping.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's funny like throws you the other director.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I know this is great. I was really so you
have five more to go? You are sweating. I see
you to me what you are sweating? All right? Hey,
the masters is going up.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That I'm taking my sweat five, that's what Ray.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You gotta save him. I know, I know I'm not
good at like you know, saving I would be probably yeah,
you would be murdering me.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Is this something we're going to be doing with other
bets on the show? We have to and we got
to do it in public. He do it during the
spray tail?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh yeah, him during the.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Spray I only have to lose a bat.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Tell me, I think for based on how long he's
taking a payoff the bed.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Ye, all right, you better get it right here.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Hey, Larry, I'm here still. I've been just listening to
this thing. I think they scratch shocked you six times
just by reactions. I would.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Five.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I think the official.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Was there a fake one?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We're no, I don't think there's anything hard to fake it. Actually,
there's no faking going on here. No, no, not at all.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
He's taking he's taking five already.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
He's taking five to.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
That last one.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
My hand was on it too, so I took it
from my cylinders.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The uh uh.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The Michigan head coach told us that Bob Knight, when
he was a student manager, he would mix doctor pepper
and chocolate milk. So that's similar to what you do
with coke.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And chocolate milk milk. Yeah, what a weird company, Bobby,
Bobby Knight news. Yeah. Yeah, he's a normal guy.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Model, well adjusted human being.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Let's do what he does.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Uh, Larry the Bobby Knight in New Jersey. Bad Larry.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
By the way, Shay's mom comes to So your mom
comes to visit?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah? Yeah. Why. She was actually flying through from Europe
to Dallas and she stopped through. She was like, Hey,
we're gonna stop through New York see our grandkids there
for a couple of days, stay with you whatever. I
was like cool. And this was like six months ago.
And the roommate never like you know, and then she
deals with the roommate. I don't deal with any of
this shit. I don't know when she's coming in and
(12:20):
when she's going. Now, it's not my business. The roommate
handles all this kind of household it's my mama. Yeah,
but my mama deals with the roommate. She doesn't deal
with me when it comes to travel or iinery because
I don't know. Yeah, I'm an idiot. So I'm like,
deal with the roommates. I'm busy. I got shit shaken,
and the roommate and my mama deal with it. And
the roommate forgot completely forgot that. My parents are flying
(12:41):
into town and she was playing tennis, and my mom
and dad they rented a car, thankfully from Newark, and
they drove to our place, but they were locked out
of the fucking house, sitting on the front porch calling me.
I'm at the office, I'm busy. What the fuck is
going on? Why isn't the door open? Barb could not
(13:02):
be reached because she was in a tennis like fucking lesson.
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So your wife's not there, No, she's playing tennis, yeah,
drinking chardon egg and your parents show up and they
can't get.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It, and they're on the porch pissed, freaking out, screaming.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
How nasty is barbed but tennis at this point because
she is, we.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Gotta test that theory out a little. But I don't
know what the fuck she's doing all Davi.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Besides, we should have him play her in like a
battle of the sex playing.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I think she.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Would she would murder.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, but this kind of strikes me like Giselle when
she's taking those karate lessons.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Okay to you guys, I've interviewed the coach. She's a lesbian, so.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
That doesn't end anything.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, oh, I don't care if their scissor sister, that's
fine with me. I'll give a ship. That's But really,
the forgetting your in law showing up at your front
door because of tennis, I think that might have been
a little more strategic than Barr would admit.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, she is sharp.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's did it on purpose. I think you did it
on purpose? Why power playmates? Roommate mother in law? Absolutely, Yeah,
there's always a battle when the mother in law shows
up and the roommate's there. There's always a battle. Who
runs the house, who runs the kids, who disciplines who
wouldn't you listen, There's always a battle. Okay, it's tough,
like my mama will be more, you know, she'll like
(14:21):
want to smack a kid and the roommate's like, no,
we can't do that. It's fucking twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Did they get along?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah? No, they don't. I mean, they get a live
friendly enough, but they don't like agree on shit, but
they like it.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
They like, can you know, be hospitable and like hang.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Out for sure, But when like one locks you out
of the house, there's like a resentment that follows through
the next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And then there's an accident.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Does your mom say something to you? Yes, and to
the roommate like sideways, like hope tennis is good today
because I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Better improving.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I thought you must be a fucking regular. It's bad,
it's not cool, but I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And how is your mom with your wife?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Are they?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
She would be.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She would say things like, well, that looks good on
your right, and I go, well, that's not a compliment.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't think well off the last part. And she'd
always go well, and I go, Mom, when you say
well it looks good on you, that doesn't really it's
like a backhanded compliment. Yeah, or like oh we're feeding
them that again. About the kids me, you're like.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh shit, oh pig slop again, great?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Awesome? Yeah, yeah, pigs of them like it. That's fucking great.
They got to grow up so strong.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Anyway, Speaking of food, Rory was asked why he didn't
go more Irish food for his master's dinner, and he says,
because I wanted to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I like that a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
This dude's barely Irish. He's a Protestant, he's still in Ireland.
Then he's a big fan of the Crown.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It's not even Henry Shane Lowry are boys, and Shane's
red blooded Irishman.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He wore the Northern He always in the Olympics. He
always wears Northern Ireland. He's from Northern Ireland. Yeah, but
not just that. A lot of people are from Northern Ireland.
They're not loyal to the Crown. They're called cat Cap
Yes exactly. Fuck yeah, and he is loyal. Our favorite band,
our favorite band. Cap. We should have gone to that
show in October was in the city.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
They'll be back once the government.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At the recap. Let's fucking go. I don't want to
be in the mosh pit at camp. I would love no.
That would be like that.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That who's in the news some republican hoods.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Larry, did you find the book that you were supposed
to be reading this week?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yes, it's called The Whistler by John grizzle.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
You're reading a John Gris and you get at the
airport mark Marquise Grissom Marquis Gris.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Uh, Larry, my wife sis time for me. So I
just gives me the book. I go read it for
my eight hour shift and then I she gives me at.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
One give a report after.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
So what did you learn today, Larry? Larry eighty turns
out dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Dylan?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
What I learned today is say, I'm not even move
the roommate's side on this thing. You got to be
home when your mom and dad come to visit work me. Yes,
you was your mom and dad?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Right? Yeah? Correct?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
How are you not meeting them at the door?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Why would I want to be there to receive them?
What benefit?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Why is your mom and dad to thank them for
raising you?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Woll I might agree with Larry, whoa.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
She would, Well, maybe you weren't parents lived the town
away from me. I was anytime they came over, I
was home.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What's the roommate doing was.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
In my situation? No, my wife and my mom and
my mom lived like twenty years after my dad. My
mom and my wife were very good friends.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I think if I think, if they're showing up like
during in the middle of the day on a Wednesday and.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
You're at work.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's like a Tuesday at ten pm today.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
If they're like, we're gonna be there like Saturday evening
and you're like, I've.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Got ship today, that's different. Yeah. But like also like
I'm working work at the roommate ain't. So her kind
of her job is to like fucking you know, receive guests. Yeah, dude,
that's a fucking jobby job. Like that's part of it,
even if it's unpaid.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Fuck. I actually I was ready for that. My hackles
were up for the earlier one ship.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Even if it's unpaid, it is understood the roommates should
be there to receive the guys. Am I wrong? How many?
You got three more?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Cocksucker?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You got?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That one was a lot. That one again, that was a.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Touch, that was a little tower. You got three more
to go?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
That one me up?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh badre best spray tan bat, Larry, we're going to
putting you on the collar. No.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I like the idea of him wearing the thing with
the spray tand so there's a collar outline.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
If we go to the trap, play criss cross and
have him wear a.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Collar, shocking him at the well, they let you wear
a dog collar.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's a c yeah, the first time they then would you.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Come into Atlantic City if we did that the poker?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
No, no, I think that the last time I was
in Atlantic City Donald Trump owned a casino. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's been that long. I don't know what
this thing is before we get to the Masters stuff.
I don't know what this luck of the draw thing is.
I walk in and big Day, Ray, the producer has
(19:54):
a deck of cards and he goes, well, it's uh,
it's the luck of the draw punishment, And I'm going, okay, well,
how would you explain this?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Ray?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
So Dylan's gonna explain it. But the listeners have been
wanting to have a punishment for the Pavia Award, and
based how based on how this is gone, I think
you guys are gonna like.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
This like week in, week out kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But what is the luck of the draw meaning? Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So if I pick a let's say I'm picking for Dylan, okay,
and luck of the draw is a seven, that means
draw again, So you got two more to go? I
am your fu you okay?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You would have to do? You have to drink deer potion.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Remember Shay Drake, that concoction that like change his luck.
If we could make a dear piss.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I would actually do another one of those. Okay, that's
dear potion for Dylan. This is for Shay a queens
embarrassing attire.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
All right, well check that one off, already done?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Alright? Okay a king uh free bet?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh so yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Then we we donated like a free bet to a
listener on social media. What do you mean you like
twenty five dollars bet on DraftKings or oh yeah, we're
engaging the public, Dan, Okay, have about we just mailed
this fucking dog collars.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Dog collar, that's the answer.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh, Shay, I got you a flight of Buffalo's hot
ones Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Sauce, okay, with arsenic in it?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Great? Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Now this is for bad Larry, a six shock collar,
one time, one timer. Okay, what if we make him
do it in the water of the beach you suppose to?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah? Why not? Well, I can't let somebody die, Danny
the content, I know, I agree, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
If Larry gets fried at the beach on the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Think about we could the funeral. That funeral will be
packed though. What Larry's got a lot of fucking admirers. Yeah,
he's got a lot of people that would have wanted
to check that he's dead.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm not going to
recap anything here. Good Uh, let's look at this week.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Here, Shay, they'll let you start Masters. Danny, I got
min Wu to win plus thirty three hundred, Xander plus
seventeenth Yeah, sorty seventeenth fifty. I fucking went down, dude,
Cammy plus twenty two hundred, and then Colin Marikawa said,
I said it correctly, Colin Marikawa plus thirty one hundred.
I know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
There's an inflection.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yes, I love him, uh, Dylan, I.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Have sung Jay him, sung Jay him. Be careful to
win plus eleven and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You got you got one, you got one one more.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Also, can I just say something, yes you can.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
At the end of that fucking game, they're just shooting
free throws and I'm like, you're gonna lose just stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But you know what's interesting, It's like Ray thinks he's
going to be shocked when you get shocked, so he's
leaking away from you. But you're actually if only I
could transfer your way, you're jerk the other way.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
It's weird. It really shoots.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You tested it out beforehand. That ship is real. Like
it fucking hurts. Yeah, on the neck, it hurts on
the hand. It ain't nothing. Sweat your off, you know,
you're sweating.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like, yeah, you also did one and you yanked on
this side.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So it was like, all right, what else are you going?
All right?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
So some Jay him to win plus eleven five hundred Jesus,
some Jay him top ten plus five eighty, Cam Young,
I'm Young top five plus three seventy five like that
a lot trying. I'm going I'm trying to bet slightly
smarter instead of picking a bunch of winners.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Justin Rose Dan Rosie top five run runner up last year.
He always at least does okay yeah at the mast Yeah.
And then John Keefer top ten plus thirteen twenty five
the Keif making his debut is the.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Best guy on the corn Ferry Tour last year.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Uh he won some award, was like the first guy
since Scottie and the corn Ferry Tour win like the
Rookie of the Year and best player on the court.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Are we crazy? What are we? We're not betting Fleetwood?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, I don't trust.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
And then two or more hole in ones in the tournament?
Is it holes in one or hole in ones? Holes
in one?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Their holes in one? Yeah, brother, that's plural, like they're
multiple holes.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
But as opposed to saying hole in one A hole
right here, that's nine. That's nine, fucking bastard. Also, I
started to thin get sweaty here. I was like, am
I gonna? I think it?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Actually get electric?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Dude, he is getting more at the end. Okay, all right,
this thing, get this thing off.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
This might be the greatest day of my life.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I was confident I was going to be getting to
do this day. What a beautiful don't you want to
take one first minute?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No? No, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I've I've held it with my dog when you got
to see if the fence works, and all of.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
A sudden, it's like zoo just dropped.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, Larry, you got your master's bets.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Top ten finishers I should take justin Rose out boy,
Dylan can't be thinking straight right now. Rose top ten,
Rory Mac top ten, Patrick Red top ten, and love
like Upberg top ten disappointment. Then I have top debutante,
(25:57):
my boy Chris.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Got her up. Love it, love that Jerseys, Chris Scott.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Do we all ride that?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I would love to squad ride squad right?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's plus five.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Fifty four fifty four fifty.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Four fifty And then I got this is from my boy.
We should probably ride this one too, guys, Jackson Harrington
low amateur.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Well, there's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
There's no doubt to debutante has got her up, low
Amateur Harrington, Jackson Harrington.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
There's no downside to not ride it, because we either
win because Larry smart, or we just get to ship
on him for making us ride with him with Hunter Bucks.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
It's my golf, my golf scurer.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So yeah, you should ride, not go Roe.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Are you back in rays No, I'm still sitting in
the car. I'm going back in the rais right now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, Well, when I get off the.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Phone, anything else that needs to be addressed here on
the program.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
I think you know what, Dylan, I'm gonna go. I
think I might go get my spray tand right now, so.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Motivational series.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Can we walk Larry in there like a dog and.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Make him get the spray TI imagine Larry died in
the What you can't do this in public?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I just want to let you know that get arrested.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, it's fair.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It will seem sexual in nature.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think it'd be a pretty cool though.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And he's just standing there like.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Why are your pants off?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Why are you hard.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Again?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm shocking the boy.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Anything that you would like to add, Dylan.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I you know what, I'll give it to shade. Some
of those were some pretty fucking well timed just when I.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Was to be fair dainty Alley yoused to be on
one of them.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You had your back to give him.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I gave him the detonate the kill order. Yeah, you
flipped the kill switch. The boss was, Yeah, I just went.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Did it gets where I genuinely think if.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
You have like sweat, yeah, no, I get that, it's
more like snappy before. It just feels like you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Have a heart attack, it's real or anything you like that. No, Danny,
I'm just happy to be here. Brother.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, that must have been your favorite show.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm really happy right now. I don't know if we
could go to the well too often with that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I think I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, but I think doing it in public is the
next iteration. I think we would have to like go
do a drive through, or like order food or like
donate food at a pantry, you know what I mean for.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Like and spill it all.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, I think that'd be cool. Or go get your
go get your STD test.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
It would be great to wear like a trench coat
you go to a.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Free clinic to get because they're free. You know, they
do the urethra swaddle and you go in there with
a collar on.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't think you need the collar on for the
fucking saw.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't think while she's doing it.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I think it will happen organically a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I got ideas, that's all.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
You're not hearing ideas? Man, Well that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's another episode that will be one that they'll talk
about a long long time.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
To watch some golf, dare you? I feel like you
got to beat Masters has to be one of your
favorite I love right.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
We should go to Danny's house. No fucking basement movie Sunday.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I know Sundays are sacred like Saturday Day.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Uh, I'm doing stuff, yeah, watching The Master. No, No,
I'm going on a getaway with my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Huh what Yes? On Sunday? Yeah, for the next week.
What or Master Sunday? Yes? Why because I'm in love.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm actually going somewhere on Master Sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What the fuck am I the only American here? Well,
you're not in love? Yes i am. I'm deeply in love. No,
you're I am in love. Yes, love. But the roommate
just understands its masters like.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I've seen you too, and I'm like, God, what a pussy.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It's true. I didn't see that when I went.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Over to he's got. He'll eventually let his guard like
the beginning. Yeah, he has to think you're not paying attention,
and he'll kind of like do something cute and then
look around me like, oh fuck, you caught me.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
You got That's true, Larry, I'll let you go back
to Ray's in your your book. What's the author's name,
John Grissom. Yeah, yeah, John Grissom, one of the best,
one of the best, Marquis Grissom's brother John.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Dylan, great job. That's what that's a little rough on, man.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Thank you, Larry. Miss l At least I have someone
looking at for me.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Uh so for big day, Ray who put this together.
I'm gonna blame him, Dylan who took some bullets, took
some strays, and uh Shay of course, uh Tyler who
was running the controls. So if we're gonna blame anybody, yeah,
we'll blame We'll blame Thanks.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
I feel like you're like the fucking teflon down over there,
just pointing at people.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And yeah, yeah this was Gladiator.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yea, I did give the kill order one time.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
It worked, clear, but but it felt like you were
maybe not on your game a little bit, like you
were starting to go.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I was getting co yes, I did.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah, and perfect one where I just totally had forgotten
about I was like, look reading something and then.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That was a lot of order.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, that one got me.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, Yeah, I just felt like you were getting a
little content. You were Absolutely I was a great boss.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
That'll do it for Dan Patrick takes a gamble, have
a great week out of everybody, and we'll talk to
you next next week or no, the week after that.
We're on vacation and then we'll be in Pittsburgh for
the draft. Shay is going to join us there a
remote pod, yeah, satellite until uh until the draft.
Host
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