April 23, 2026 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now joined by bad Larry,
(00:24):
Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick. Oh, we take the show on the road.
And look who shows up on the road Shyan Irving.
Now Shay and Pittsburgh. I love Pittsburgh, Danny, Great to
see you, you too, Danny. I did a full transparency.
I walked into the hotel. I could hear your voice
(00:46):
in the bar area and I and I went up
to my and went about, Now I'm being honest with you, Danny.
I was making friends. I know that I didn't. I
didn't need any more friends than I already got. Here.
He met a guy named Rinaldo.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah you got some swag, Yeah yeah called Hella hoodies
shout out no free ads.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But Ronaldo at the bar was really cool. H down.
You got a Cowboys one. We got Cowboys one. I
got Spencer Niners one, bang bang bang bang nothing for
nothing for us?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, No, Dana Bengals won Mia Ravens one.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm not a Bengals big Bengals guy.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, Danna Red's one son of Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
He's no fan anymore. He's a professor. Well, I get
not being a fan of Ohio, but yeah. Two. No,
I don't root for anybody. I don't. I don't need
to have friends like fake friends that are a cowboy
fan and then I'm a cowboy fan. And then we
like each other and we get together and we have
beers and we bang into each other. We're buddy. Yes.
(01:43):
And one of them's Rosie o'donald. All right, she's a
great American. Why do you wait? You think? Do you
think she looks like Rosie o'donald.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I mean that's I'll leave that up to interpretation.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doesn't she live in Ireland? Now? Yes, she get deported Ireland.
I think she moved back, Yeah, she dides think they
deported her to Ireland. Ellen went to England.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I think Ellen came back back to the US. I
think is her redemption arc happening right now? Do we know? I?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know the Queen of Means walks out dancing. Okay,
so Shane Irving is here, Dylan recently engaged and promoted
on the show. Are you going to take it over
for Seaton? How do you think it's gone so far?
Then it's good, that's that's it. Damn well, you just
(02:29):
don't replace Seaton? And I go, I'm not trying. Well,
it feels like you're trying to. I'm trying to be
my compent. I love a compliment. Okay, I know, well,
you'll get one eventually, all right, I just get I
was asking if eventually i'll get Yeah. Yeah, it's great
to see you. I always love your attitude. You have fun,
You're quick with a response, hot your game, Uh, you're hot. Yeah.
(02:52):
And it helps with the LGBT community. Do you have
in one of their own on the stage? Which one? Okay,
we have bad Larry taking a work break. I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
No, no, no, I'm in Mississippi. Dan in New Orleans
and we went to Alabama. Now I'm in Mississippi. I
am driving. Well, we flew in the New Orleans, but
i'm driving now.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yes, Why in Mississippi, car? Why would you be in Mississippi?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There ocean place we wanted to check out on the Gulf.
We went over into Alabama. Beautiful place on the golf
And now we're coming back to the Mississippi flying out
of New Orleans tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Like Gulf Shore.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
We did Golf Shore from Alabama. Good call. And now
we're going to Ocean City, Mississippi. I'm five minutes or
Do you have.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The key to the city of Mobile. I do have
the city key. They gave it to me many many
years ago. I don't know what locket unlocks, but it's
a large key. Larry's jail cell. Yeah. Oh, by the way,
you'll maybe appreciate this. I was a spa retreat with
my wife on vacation. We were in Virginia. It's a
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place called the prim Land and it's twelve thousand acres
and they built this resort. It takes twenty minutes to
get from the gate all the way to the top.
Now we're talking three thousand, three thousand feet elevation. And
they said, you know, Mayberry, where Andy Griffith is from,
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is about forty minutes away. It's called Mount Airy and
it's based off of you know, Andy Griffith show is
based off Mount airy as you go. Yes, oh, yeah, sick.
So we go in Main Street Floyd's Barbershop, Yeah, Opie's
Candy Stowary. They had a hole setup with a museum
with the Andy Griffith show. They had the office where
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he'd sit at his desk. They had all kinds they
had all kinds of memorabiles there. That's sick. It was great.
And they had a police car that's back, you know,
back in the sixties with Andy Griffith. It was great.
It was my wife's idea, and I said, I'm all
in good for her. Yeah, wish in. My roommate had
good idea. You know, she lost her phone on the
train the other day. Did you find it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
No, So she's I'm getting calls yesterday from all these
random numbers. He's nine, one, sevens, two of three's all
these I'm not picking up any of them because you
know I don't do that either. And all the voicemails
I see hear the next day are.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
This is your wife pick up the phone, all these
super numbers. And now she's like, I don't know, I
got to get a new phone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's just a good show track the phone. Oh I could, Yeah,
why don't you do well, then she would have a phone.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh he doesn't want to follow you, don't. She can't
track me either. Yeah, we're good. Wow, you're in love.
But Dylan, congratulations on the engagement. Thank you, big deal.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, Bermuda first, I'm going to Bermuda, which I highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But I knew that she didn't know what was going
on because she was wearing high heels. Yeah, in the sand,
kitting heels. Well, I didn't even so the story.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
So the fact that she didn't figure out was maybe
a little alarming.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Actually I told her, I lied.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I said dinners two hours earlier than it actually was,
thinking like, all right, she'll be ready five point thirty.
You know, they take forever, she said to the fucking
land speed record for getting ready. And then it's like
an hour where I'm like we can't go anywhere yet,
the thing's set up.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So she's like, let's go see the whales. I was like,
they don't come out till six.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And then I was like, we're waiting for a bottle
wine to show up, like we're gonna have some red
wine watch the whales. And then eventually like two people
from the hotel coming They're like, we're here to turn
the room over, and she's like they're doing housekeeping at
six o'clock at night.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I was like, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And then we're walking down she sees the photographer and
then immediately gets mortified.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She's like, this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
They think we're getting engaged because you order a bottle
of wine to the beach to watch the whales.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh. And then I was like, all right, I'm doing
this thing. She saw a photographer and still wasn't like yeah.
That's when I was like, am I doing the right thing? Yeah?
But okay, I got a problem with a photographer. What
like hyde, Well, I thought he would be hiding. He
was not, where do you hide on a beach? Well,
there's like it's like a cliff area. But there was
stuff there. Yeah you could there's buckets. Yeah, it worked out.
(07:15):
Could have ruined it. Let me recap here, by the way,
beautiful day in Pittsburgh. It's crazy. It's like Miami here,
you know, draft coming up tonight. Pittsburgh's kind of awesome.
People have been wonderful. Yeah, we're at the Distillery complex here.
They got a whole level here of smoking cigars.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
This place was literally designed for you.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yes, yes, get away from everybody. Smoked cigar, a bourbon,
got my tequila. Why don't I live here? These are
my kind of people.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There's a there's a country or no, like a southern
restaurant right down the street two below. Yeah, fried chicken
waffles and fried chickens. After I was here this morning,
I left, had fried chicken and waffles. Naturally, Yeah, I
had gritz. It was a beautiful place. And when took
a nap came back, I like it a lot here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, nice salt of the earth people. They are, they're
there's great Midwest people like like Ohio. All right, I
knew you were you wouldn't. Technically this is not the Midwest. Yeah,
there's a Midwest field, Midwest field there is.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
This ain't the Midwest. Yes, yes, it's a steel city, baby.
Yeah it is just like Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, it ain't. No, it's definitely not like Cincinnati. I've
been there several times. It is not a good place
to be bad. Larry uh won five and a half
units last week, so he's uh nus a half?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
What Larry, No, you're doing the master's one.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I thought we're talking about Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Low debutante, low amateur, and a couple of top tens.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right, No, No, I'll get to them. I'm just going
down the numbers here.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh, I thought you asked me if I agree with that.
I don't. I didn't know what I got paid out
on the Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Dylan won six units last week? Yeah, Sha lost four units,
So your mind is two and a half. We'll get
to what happened at the Masters here. Greatest draft moment
of all time, if I said, Laramie Tunsell gas mask
Eli not wanting to go to the Chargers, Ceedee Lamb's
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girlfriend trying to get into his phone. Saints traded everything
for Ricky Williams. Who the hell is mel kiper? Bill
Pollion said that Bill Belichick's dogs Russell Wilson Junior the
third girlfriend thinking she hit the lottery with him and
then they broke up. That's my pick.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
That picture makes the round so often. She's like screaming,
and you can tell he's looking at her like this
is over.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, might have gotten over for other reasons, Well, yes, yeah, teammates, Yeah, okay,
let me see. Oh you know what, before we get
to the gambling. You should be an expert on Mike Vrabel,
I should not listen right, no shit, the breaking news
(10:09):
more for able. Oh my god, Marvin just came in
and watched some dude photos or six years ago. Oh dude, yeah, photos.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
At a New York City bar. Dude his press conference.
By the way, I mean, was that written by Ai?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah it sounded, but like, what do you say? You know, like,
I make sure you could do better than that, But
I mean you're not. You don't say you're going into
counseling on the third day.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You have the thirty first pick in the first round.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Like suspending them for a game. They're not They're not sitting,
they're not doing nothing, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Like that's well, Robert Kraft can't exactly dull out punishments
for that kind of behavior.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Robert Craft helped out a working girl, Okay, well, well
I guess he was opening out a brooking girl too.
That's that's bad.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So she ain't ever working again ever, it's gonna be Yeah,
who's hiring her? Barstool? Like nobody, nobody's hiring her, right barstool? Mine?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They should yeah, because he's he's king of the hill.
Ain't nothing happened to him, he an't getting fined. He
getting fined for shit.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Noah, he was straight. I mean that's bad news. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I had some tough conversations with my family. Yeah, me too, motherfucker,
but not about that, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But you don't have tough conversations if nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Exactly like I was holding, But it was so obvious
that makes sense. Six years ago they were banging, like, well,
we don't know then.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Okay, they were.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They were just canoodling in a bar, allegedly right inappropriate behavior.
But for six years that's a long term affair, dude. Yeah,
I've been building and building.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's that's our alleged affair. That's a long time running.
That's bad. And the way they were hanging out at
the hotel, like just I know, but that's where if
you went there on a girls trip, just give me
the picture of the you and the girls, and that
takes away a lot of the mess here in my opinion,
if you're there with the girls, but they're guilty of sin, Danny,
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otherwise there would have in those pictures. I know, the same
saying if you have those pictures, then you should show
those pictures. It'll make a much more compelling argument. The
other side of the coin. At the other side of
the coin is this was clearly known in some breaking
news circle. That wasn't a random person took that photo exactly.
This was this was known to some other insiders. Yeah,
(12:20):
husbands and agents and like, all kinds of people knew
that's bad. Uh. Did you guys go to a casino?
Not yet.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I went with Jay Jay Bird back back room, Jay.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ken Parter, I gotta play some kenot here in ba Okay,
But what happened about somebody? I do identify it as
a woman.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Till you want to tell this story that you were told,
you'd probably tell it better than I do.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Jay was walking in with who gave you the bloody marin?
I went into the little bar over where the cigar
room is. They have a little bar set up. I
already got anyone.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, I'll get you on.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I have no no, And they wouldn't let him bring
like his cross bag, like the statue you know, like
the Chinese guys where when they're playing slot machines. No,
well you can picture it, and they're like, you can't
bring that in. He was like, I identify as a woman,
and this is a person they said.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, nice the quality I saw where Diego Pavilla. The
over under for his draft selection is to eighteen and
a half. Oh bang. The under on that smoke it
under plus three thirty five over minus six point fifteen. WHOA.
He should be a first round pick. But he also
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is not going to hire an agent because he doesn't
want to spend the money. He is someone who he does.
I think he needs an agent. I think so his
mom's going to be his agent. That's cool. No, it
ain't gonna be Lamar Jackson like Wow worked out for
Lamar though. Anything you want to recap with the Masters
last week, Shane, Dude, what I just I hate? I don't.
(13:58):
I just Rory just bugs this shit get out of me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't like him at all, and I don't think
anybody's really holding it against him. How much of a
shithead he's been in the last year or so with
the media and leaving the course right after a loss
like all that ship. He gets no punishment for it.
He's treated as some like resurgence hero. He's been a shithead.
Treat him like a shithead. I don't like the guy
at all.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We did get some Irish people who I love that
you said.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I Instagram really got mad at me.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
A lady literally named said commented on, like, you fucking eddiot, you're.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Pretty mad at me. Why are you down on the Irish.
I'm not. I'm Irish. Well you're not. You're a crowd,
You're not. Yeah, okay, I'm a quarter. I'm a quarter
of Irish. I'm a quarter Iris.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Okay, and by my entire family, you know, it's it's
Catholic Irish.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know, it's not this Protestant Ulster bullshit. And the
rory is very ulster and it's cross to me. He
feels ulster, he looks ulster.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
He wears the.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Northern Ireland flag. Half the time's competing in worldwide events.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
About the Olympics, he played for Ireland.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
There is no Northern Ireland team. It's like Puerto Rico, right,
they don't have their own team. They do they do
Island does, Puerto Rico, perto Rico does. But yeah, but
it's like a colony, is my point.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Ireland, Dylan anything you want to recap.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Sing Jam didn't win, Dan, but he'll get there eventually.
Cam Young and Justin Rose Top five. Those are both
Niceai's Justin Rose needs to win this thing eventually.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I know I was rooting for him. I was rooting
for Cammy big time. They like to call him Rosie
Rosie yeah, and then you like to call Shay Rosie too. Damn.
By the way, Shay got his haircut thought for the show. Yeah. Man,
it looks good until you get people and you see
people watch Shay. Yeah, then that's fun. So I watch
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people watch Shay just to go. Yeah, those are tattoos
on his head. People watch that. People watch him bad.
Larry with his uh sister in law and his wife
driving in Mississippi. Anything you want to recap? You did
have Rory what winning the Masters or top ten? He gone? Larry,
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Mississippi got him. He's probably delivering Zana. How much you
think of four bar costs in Mississippi? Like a real
one up? I don't know, man. The top debutante Chris
got her up. Rutgers boy Low, amateur Jackson Harrington. This
is the guy who was hitting at three hundred and
fifty yards carry. Damn. That's when they're going to That's
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when they do something with the golf ball. Yeah, Okay,
that leads us to bets this week, and I'm gonna
start off with Dylan.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
All right, Dan, I'm gonna take Jeremiah Love over pick
five and a half I think. But guys are gonna
be a little hesitant. He's gonna go probably six or seven,
probably seven to Washington.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
That's plus two forty. So it's a value bet jets
to take David Bailey.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That's like minus even money with the juice, minus one
thirteen with the who juice.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh I thought, we know what he thought.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
And then Eli Stowers Dan first round pick plus eleven fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's a long shot. What Yeah, I think he was
a Vanderbilt wide receiver. Yeah he's and he's really good.
I mean obviously he had the goat thrown in the
ball makes it easy. Yeah. This guy's huge. Yeah, he's
a big he's a really good tight end. Shit, yeah,
he's a tight end. He's muggus and his vertical jump
is over forty five. Kid out, he could throw it
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anywhere that dead. He would just howk it up and
he would grab it forty five and a half. Yeah,
he broke the record this year.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, I don't think that's crazy add all for him
to go like late first round. I literally said, I
was like I said today, I was like, if the
Ravens don't pick Sidik, I would be totally happy if
they took stours to flank him with Mark Andrews.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
He's nasty.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And then you know what, I'm going to take that
diego Pavia under to eighteen and a half.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm with you there, squad ride. Squad ride Larry would
do if he was alive, If Larry wasn't dead, he
would absolutely take that Zurich classic. Dan Brooks, Keptain Shane
Lowry are paired up together.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I bet that last night. I actually got a text
from Ray.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
He's like, we're in that DraftKings group where like you
can see when your friends bet stuff. He's like, did
you just bet on golf last night? And I was like,
I forgot about it. So I got Captain and Lowry
to win. That's plus thirteen hundred and then NHL D
and I'm gonna go Penguin's money line on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They can't get swept by the Flyers. Fuck Philadelphia, Okay,
Uh well, bad Larry's not here? He bad Laarry. Oh God,
I think he found the ocean. Uh, he's got Arizona
over the White Sox, Yankees over the Red Sox, Mets
over the Twins. He's got the Nicks minus one and
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a half against the Hawks. So I'm with villain at
the bar here in Pittsburgh, and all of a sudden,
we're watching the game and we have a guy on
the staff, Rob Diehard, Knicks fan. He's grinding, he just grinded,
and Dylan goes, I'm gonna live bet, I'm gonna take
the Hawks to win the game. And I was like, okay,
(19:09):
but he says it in front of Rob, and I
think Rob even agrees with you that maybe that's a
good bet.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
After the fact, in the moment, he said something more like,
go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh yeah, okay, now, okay, now I got it. But yeah,
you won that bet.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, there's like plus eleven hundred live and to the
third quarter they're down like thirteen, and we all know
what happened there. Sorry, Knicks fans.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Shay, you got your picks, Yeah, I got some.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I got some picks here, Damn you got a lot. Well,
I got some questions too. The Cowboys, I've been I'm
scared I'm scared. I'm deeply afraid that Jerry's gonna do
something stupid. So I've made some weird bets. Colton Hood
second quarterback selected plus one seventy five. I think Jerry
and this is I think Jerry might move up and
take McCoy. I'm not kidding with the knee I do.
(19:58):
I also have Morris Claiborne PTSD, So we'll see total
SEC players in the first round under eight and a half.
Seahawks first position drafted running back.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I like this. That's plus three thirty. I know they
got some bad knees. They got some dudes they're out
of running back.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yes, sir, Jets to take Bailey minus one thirteen, Chiefs
to take Baine plus three eighty. I think have little
Chris Jones resurgence with Baine on that line with them.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Short arms, true. Yeah, and then odds to be the
Cowboys pick at twelve Kendrick Flugg plus six fifteen. Danny,
what are we thinking? This is something Dune. The Cowboys
would do very raw edge rushers. Yeah, somebody they can mold.
It feels a little bit of a stretch. Somebody that
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can trade in a couple of years. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Somebody that gets a value out of Uh yeah, that's
where I'm at. That's it baseball too. I got where'd
my baseball bets go?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Ray? Ray Bird? I got the Mets.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
You sent them them a little late.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Sorry. I got Mets finally winning one. They're on a
hot drink.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I got the Rangers beating the Buckos, and then I
got the Twinkies winning today might one twelve?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Ray? Do you have long shots here? I do?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Dan, Okay, I'm gonna do the classic Larry thing. Last
year I had Colston Lovelin to be the first tightand
selected at plus four hundred and a Mecca Buca to
the Bucks. So this year I like trading Stokes to Arizona.
I think everyone wants their next Nick m for Seattle
and Illinois had Rusher Gabe Jackis first round pick plus
(21:31):
one thousand.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Damn Jackets. I want to sprinkle it to.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Be specifically the Patriots, but plus a thousand's good. Dylan
has the Eli Stowers bet, great bet, and then my
favorite bet, Dan, you don't like this one is Sony
Styles to go fourth overall to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Is it Sony Styles or Sonny Stones?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I go back and forth Sonny, but they got solid there.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
They want their Fred Warner. It's always in Philadelphia. Back
of Sala keeps getting the head coaching jobs. But he's
like a great decent.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I'll give anyone a pass if they had to be
the head coach of the Jets.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't think that should count, but I agree.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I feel like every it's the defensive coordinator. Yeah, there's
no your roles him and him as mcdan see him
as DC.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's a great uh huh set up. Did Larry come
back or Danielson? No, but like why did you do this?
You know what? Maybe we need to vote vote him
off the island.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, you got to say, if you're going through the South,
like the Deep South, there's barely any cell phone coverage,
your WiFi anyway, maybe you just don't call in that day,
or maybe you get to a.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Place and you don't move.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, find some singal. I mean, Dan, you did read
his picts, probably better than he would have.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Probably yeah, he would say, well, yeah, I sent these
in late to Ray and I don't know what I got.
I was in bed and an idiot taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What he has sent us pictures from dead that's true.
Oh yeah, several, Yeah, unwarranted. But no pictures of his
gambling stuff. No pictures period, picks of what group chats private?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Danny? Okay, keep it that way. We're going to add you. Yeah,
immediately leaves. No, Daddy's left group, all right, anything else
that needs to be mentioned here after Larry fucking ghosted us?
Really the gall I'm kind of what are we doing tonight, Danny?
We're getting weird? No, come on, let's go up. Let's
(23:26):
go up to the incline. Get weird. What's up to?
He'll do it.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Then there's a great we went to a great cocktail
bar up at the top of the incline.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
PAULI, you'll go up there. Why are you coming? Okay,
I don't want to do any We could put you
in a disguise. Yeah, yeah, it's going to go early dinner.
Maybe have a cigar here, go to bed. This is
like an open business, so you can come here and
there's all kinds of people here. Then what about a
cigar and like a little bit of the first round
of the draft? I could watch the draft? Ye do
(23:56):
it alone? Yeah? Well, is well, we know where you're
gonna be. No, we all do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ship,
I'll probably just go to dinner and have dinner in
my room. Yeah. Do they have room service there.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I'm imagine you could do room service and then just
pay the two hundred and fifty bucks smoking fine for smoking.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I'd do that people. I know people squares here upstairs.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You can't which looks outside, you can't in the you
can't smoke cigarettes in the not in.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's kind of that is kind of funny. But cigars
smokers don't like cigarette. Yeah, I've heard that. What about
a pipe? No, okay, I don't think so. But they
do have you know, rooftop the rooftops roof deck beautiful.
I check that out. No, it overseas the whole city
Ohio from there. Yeah, thank god, far away. Civil War.
(24:53):
Who wins Pittsburgh or Cincinnati. I feel like Pittsburgh has
a little tougher.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I agree, Pittsburgh min is three hundred. Get out all
day because the nasty is getting rolled over.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I had relatives in the Union Army, did you. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Is that like how she's relatives fought for the good
side World War two?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Or we left after World War One? To go you
and every German ever? Yeah, so funny. All the Brazilian Germans,
Well we got to hear the nineteen ties. What do
you mean the Bunchins left after World War One? Yeah,
Giselle's dead. We were in the shipping industry and then
just happened to end up in Brazil.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, just by pure co been there forever generations and
Bunchtin's Yeah, yeah, I don't think they want to do
one of those ancestry with Henry Lewis Gates.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, when they saw twenty three and me when bank
thank god, yes, I told you my parents are trying
to do that. And I was like, you can't do that.
Because one of your grandsons or great grand kids commits
a murder or does some kind of crime, they can
trace that. Yeah, I mean they banked at DNA. I
mean it's it's a little bit of a paranoid, like, well,
(26:00):
they can't.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Blame you for you, but they can catch they can
catch one of your relatives for doing a crime because
you gave your DNA to one of these companies.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Oh yeah, you just because you had to figure out
how much Ashkinazi Jewish you had.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Right one and a half percent, I'll give you that.
The half of that extra half is the game changer.
I think over Under was one and a half. I'm
one and a half. You are Yeah, really, it says Eskenazi.
It does, yes, yeah, because there's Sephardic, which is more.
They that's the Spanish. Those are the tough Jews. Yeah,
(26:36):
that's the Spanish.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Inquisition with Asconazi is what I am Ashcanazi's the smarter ones.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, I wanted to be like a more. Why they
they were badass? Who was more? Yeah? Okay, yeah they
were bad. It just comes back here. They were bad.
You're right, you know, no, they they did damage. Yeah,
they you still see remnants of that in Southern Spains. Remnants.
I mean, hell, they look at him the moops. Oh
(27:05):
that's it. I think we've done everything that we could
possibly do. Nobody presents the draft quite like we do.
Great show today, but we didn't have There had been
like one fact. And I know Ray did a great
job raised to get killing. It's my super Bowl. I
love Ray does love the draft than anything. Ray does
does his homework, I will say raise. I mean he's
a dumb ass, but right, not very good looking either.
(27:29):
Not true. He didn't say anything about the dumb ass. Yeah.
The good looking thing is what bothered me in a minute. Gorgeous. Yeah.
And then Ray invited a boyfriend here to the draft.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Do you see that kid? Yeah, that dude screams Connecticut.
Oh he almost introduced me. I was like, hey, Connecticut,
it's like, yeah, coach lacrosse. I was like, you know,
fuck him, no way, no way, co shot, no way.
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, had his had uh he had real hair though,
got a nice Miller lite members own jo.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah. I didn't know it was Ray's friend, and I'm
sizing him up. No, I swear I didn't. And I'm like, oh,
that guy looks like you fit in a large Miller
like gold jacket. You nailed that one, and I go,
here you go. You gave him that? Yeah? Yeah, you
didn't get dick idiot? Okay, all right, no, because I
know you, I couldn't give you one of those. I
(28:24):
know you would, but I I'm trying to be fair
to the audience coming out. It seems like an inside job.
If Shay ends up with yeah, that wouldn't have been right.
And he loves an inside job. I do. I am
a good inside trader, insider stocked it for you guys
after this. By the way, what is Itron? No, it's
not paletery either, even though they're doing great. Yeah, but
(28:44):
I was on the pan train like two years ago. Well,
we'll talk about it after the show. Okay, what is
your track record on stocking bad? It's pretty bad, a
lot worse than sports Gable. Why is this Bear Sterns
thing going down? Brothers? Thanks for joining us, Our pleasure
to serve you. For all involved, including Larry somewhere in Mississippi, Ray,
(29:09):
the producer Shayan Irving, Dylan recently engaged and now promoted
to Ben and yours truly, also Tyler recording all of
this and has to put up and listen to all
this as well. Good luck with the bets with the draft.
Our pleasure to serve you. Talk to you next week.
Good luck, Larry Buck Larry. Thanks, Thanks,
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Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick. Oh, we take the show on the road.
And look who shows up on the road Shyan Irving.
Now Shay and Pittsburgh. I love Pittsburgh, Danny, Great to
see you, you too, Danny. I did a full transparency.
I walked into the hotel. I could hear your voice
(00:46):
in the bar area and I and I went up
to my and went about, Now I'm being honest with you, Danny.
I was making friends. I know that I didn't. I
didn't need any more friends than I already got. Here.
He met a guy named Rinaldo.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah you got some swag, Yeah yeah called Hella hoodies
shout out no free ads.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But Ronaldo at the bar was really cool. H down.
You got a Cowboys one. We got Cowboys one. I
got Spencer Niners one, bang bang bang bang nothing for
nothing for us?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, No, Dana Bengals won Mia Ravens one.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm not a Bengals big Bengals guy.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, Danna Red's one son of Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
He's no fan anymore. He's a professor. Well, I get
not being a fan of Ohio, but yeah. Two. No,
I don't root for anybody. I don't. I don't need
to have friends like fake friends that are a cowboy
fan and then I'm a cowboy fan. And then we
like each other and we get together and we have
beers and we bang into each other. We're buddy. Yes.
(01:43):
And one of them's Rosie o'donald. All right, she's a
great American. Why do you wait? You think? Do you
think she looks like Rosie o'donald.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I mean that's I'll leave that up to interpretation.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doesn't she live in Ireland? Now? Yes, she get deported Ireland.
I think she moved back, Yeah, she dides think they
deported her to Ireland. Ellen went to England.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I think Ellen came back back to the US. I
think is her redemption arc happening right now? Do we know? I?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know the Queen of Means walks out dancing. Okay,
so Shane Irving is here, Dylan recently engaged and promoted
on the show. Are you going to take it over
for Seaton? How do you think it's gone so far?
Then it's good, that's that's it. Damn well, you just
(02:29):
don't replace Seaton? And I go, I'm not trying. Well,
it feels like you're trying to. I'm trying to be
my compent. I love a compliment. Okay, I know, well,
you'll get one eventually, all right, I just get I
was asking if eventually i'll get Yeah. Yeah, it's great
to see you. I always love your attitude. You have fun,
You're quick with a response, hot your game, Uh, you're hot. Yeah.
(02:52):
And it helps with the LGBT community. Do you have
in one of their own on the stage? Which one? Okay,
we have bad Larry taking a work break. I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
No, no, no, I'm in Mississippi. Dan in New Orleans
and we went to Alabama. Now I'm in Mississippi. I
am driving. Well, we flew in the New Orleans, but
i'm driving now.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yes, Why in Mississippi, car? Why would you be in Mississippi?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There ocean place we wanted to check out on the Gulf.
We went over into Alabama. Beautiful place on the golf
And now we're coming back to the Mississippi flying out
of New Orleans tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Like Gulf Shore.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
We did Golf Shore from Alabama. Good call. And now
we're going to Ocean City, Mississippi. I'm five minutes or
Do you have.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The key to the city of Mobile. I do have
the city key. They gave it to me many many
years ago. I don't know what locket unlocks, but it's
a large key. Larry's jail cell. Yeah. Oh, by the way,
you'll maybe appreciate this. I was a spa retreat with
my wife on vacation. We were in Virginia. It's a
(04:10):
place called the prim Land and it's twelve thousand acres
and they built this resort. It takes twenty minutes to
get from the gate all the way to the top.
Now we're talking three thousand, three thousand feet elevation. And
they said, you know, Mayberry, where Andy Griffith is from,
(04:31):
is about forty minutes away. It's called Mount Airy and
it's based off of you know, Andy Griffith show is
based off Mount airy as you go. Yes, oh, yeah, sick.
So we go in Main Street Floyd's Barbershop, Yeah, Opie's
Candy Stowary. They had a hole setup with a museum
with the Andy Griffith show. They had the office where
(04:55):
he'd sit at his desk. They had all kinds they
had all kinds of memorabiles there. That's sick. It was great.
And they had a police car that's back, you know,
back in the sixties with Andy Griffith. It was great.
It was my wife's idea, and I said, I'm all
in good for her. Yeah, wish in. My roommate had
good idea. You know, she lost her phone on the
train the other day. Did you find it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
No, So she's I'm getting calls yesterday from all these
random numbers. He's nine, one, sevens, two of three's all
these I'm not picking up any of them because you
know I don't do that either. And all the voicemails
I see hear the next day are.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
This is your wife pick up the phone, all these
super numbers. And now she's like, I don't know, I
got to get a new phone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's just a good show track the phone. Oh I could, Yeah,
why don't you do well, then she would have a phone.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh he doesn't want to follow you, don't. She can't
track me either. Yeah, we're good. Wow, you're in love.
But Dylan, congratulations on the engagement. Thank you, big deal.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, Bermuda first, I'm going to Bermuda, which I highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But I knew that she didn't know what was going
on because she was wearing high heels. Yeah, in the sand,
kitting heels. Well, I didn't even so the story.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
So the fact that she didn't figure out was maybe
a little alarming.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Actually I told her, I lied.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I said dinners two hours earlier than it actually was,
thinking like, all right, she'll be ready five point thirty.
You know, they take forever, she said to the fucking
land speed record for getting ready. And then it's like
an hour where I'm like we can't go anywhere yet,
the thing's set up.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So she's like, let's go see the whales. I was like,
they don't come out till six.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And then I was like, we're waiting for a bottle
wine to show up, like we're gonna have some red
wine watch the whales. And then eventually like two people
from the hotel coming They're like, we're here to turn
the room over, and she's like they're doing housekeeping at
six o'clock at night.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I was like, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And then we're walking down she sees the photographer and
then immediately gets mortified.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She's like, this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
They think we're getting engaged because you order a bottle
of wine to the beach to watch the whales.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh. And then I was like, all right, I'm doing
this thing. She saw a photographer and still wasn't like yeah.
That's when I was like, am I doing the right thing? Yeah?
But okay, I got a problem with a photographer. What
like hyde, Well, I thought he would be hiding. He
was not, where do you hide on a beach? Well,
there's like it's like a cliff area. But there was
stuff there. Yeah you could there's buckets. Yeah, it worked out.
(07:15):
Could have ruined it. Let me recap here, by the way,
beautiful day in Pittsburgh. It's crazy. It's like Miami here,
you know, draft coming up tonight. Pittsburgh's kind of awesome.
People have been wonderful. Yeah, we're at the Distillery complex here.
They got a whole level here of smoking cigars.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
This place was literally designed for you.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yes, yes, get away from everybody. Smoked cigar, a bourbon,
got my tequila. Why don't I live here? These are
my kind of people.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There's a there's a country or no, like a southern
restaurant right down the street two below. Yeah, fried chicken
waffles and fried chickens. After I was here this morning,
I left, had fried chicken and waffles. Naturally, Yeah, I
had gritz. It was a beautiful place. And when took
a nap came back, I like it a lot here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, nice salt of the earth people. They are, they're
there's great Midwest people like like Ohio. All right, I
knew you were you wouldn't. Technically this is not the Midwest. Yeah,
there's a Midwest field, Midwest field there is.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
This ain't the Midwest. Yes, yes, it's a steel city, baby.
Yeah it is just like Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, it ain't. No, it's definitely not like Cincinnati. I've
been there several times. It is not a good place
to be bad. Larry uh won five and a half
units last week, so he's uh nus a half?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
What Larry, No, you're doing the master's one.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I thought we're talking about Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Low debutante, low amateur, and a couple of top tens.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right, No, No, I'll get to them. I'm just going
down the numbers here.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh, I thought you asked me if I agree with that.
I don't. I didn't know what I got paid out
on the Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Dylan won six units last week? Yeah, Sha lost four units,
So your mind is two and a half. We'll get
to what happened at the Masters here. Greatest draft moment
of all time, if I said, Laramie Tunsell gas mask
Eli not wanting to go to the Chargers, Ceedee Lamb's
(09:17):
girlfriend trying to get into his phone. Saints traded everything
for Ricky Williams. Who the hell is mel kiper? Bill
Pollion said that Bill Belichick's dogs Russell Wilson Junior the
third girlfriend thinking she hit the lottery with him and
then they broke up. That's my pick.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
That picture makes the round so often. She's like screaming,
and you can tell he's looking at her like this
is over.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, might have gotten over for other reasons, Well, yes, yeah, teammates, Yeah, okay,
let me see. Oh you know what, before we get
to the gambling. You should be an expert on Mike Vrabel,
I should not listen right, no shit, the breaking news
(10:09):
more for able. Oh my god, Marvin just came in
and watched some dude photos or six years ago. Oh dude, yeah, photos.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
At a New York City bar. Dude his press conference.
By the way, I mean, was that written by Ai?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah it sounded, but like, what do you say? You know, like,
I make sure you could do better than that, But
I mean you're not. You don't say you're going into
counseling on the third day.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You have the thirty first pick in the first round.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Like suspending them for a game. They're not They're not sitting,
they're not doing nothing, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Like that's well, Robert Kraft can't exactly dull out punishments
for that kind of behavior.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Robert Craft helped out a working girl, Okay, well, well
I guess he was opening out a brooking girl too.
That's that's bad.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So she ain't ever working again ever, it's gonna be Yeah,
who's hiring her? Barstool? Like nobody, nobody's hiring her, right barstool? Mine?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They should yeah, because he's he's king of the hill.
Ain't nothing happened to him, he an't getting fined. He
getting fined for shit.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Noah, he was straight. I mean that's bad news. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I had some tough conversations with my family. Yeah, me too, motherfucker,
but not about that, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But you don't have tough conversations if nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Exactly like I was holding, But it was so obvious
that makes sense. Six years ago they were banging, like, well,
we don't know then.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Okay, they were.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They were just canoodling in a bar, allegedly right inappropriate behavior.
But for six years that's a long term affair, dude. Yeah,
I've been building and building.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's that's our alleged affair. That's a long time running.
That's bad. And the way they were hanging out at
the hotel, like just I know, but that's where if
you went there on a girls trip, just give me
the picture of the you and the girls, and that
takes away a lot of the mess here in my opinion,
if you're there with the girls, but they're guilty of sin, Danny,
(11:59):
otherwise there would have in those pictures. I know, the same
saying if you have those pictures, then you should show
those pictures. It'll make a much more compelling argument. The
other side of the coin. At the other side of
the coin is this was clearly known in some breaking
news circle. That wasn't a random person took that photo exactly.
This was this was known to some other insiders. Yeah,
(12:20):
husbands and agents and like, all kinds of people knew
that's bad. Uh. Did you guys go to a casino?
Not yet.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I went with Jay Jay Bird back back room, Jay.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ken Parter, I gotta play some kenot here in ba Okay,
But what happened about somebody? I do identify it as
a woman.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Till you want to tell this story that you were told,
you'd probably tell it better than I do.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Jay was walking in with who gave you the bloody marin?
I went into the little bar over where the cigar
room is. They have a little bar set up. I
already got anyone.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, I'll get you on.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I have no no, And they wouldn't let him bring
like his cross bag, like the statue you know, like
the Chinese guys where when they're playing slot machines. No,
well you can picture it, and they're like, you can't
bring that in. He was like, I identify as a woman,
and this is a person they said.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, nice the quality I saw where Diego Pavilla. The
over under for his draft selection is to eighteen and
a half. Oh bang. The under on that smoke it
under plus three thirty five over minus six point fifteen. WHOA.
He should be a first round pick. But he also
(13:34):
is not going to hire an agent because he doesn't
want to spend the money. He is someone who he does.
I think he needs an agent. I think so his
mom's going to be his agent. That's cool. No, it
ain't gonna be Lamar Jackson like Wow worked out for
Lamar though. Anything you want to recap with the Masters
last week, Shane, Dude, what I just I hate? I don't.
(13:58):
I just Rory just bugs this shit get out of me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't like him at all, and I don't think
anybody's really holding it against him. How much of a
shithead he's been in the last year or so with
the media and leaving the course right after a loss
like all that ship. He gets no punishment for it.
He's treated as some like resurgence hero. He's been a shithead.
Treat him like a shithead. I don't like the guy
at all.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We did get some Irish people who I love that
you said.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I Instagram really got mad at me.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
A lady literally named said commented on, like, you fucking eddiot, you're.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Pretty mad at me. Why are you down on the Irish.
I'm not. I'm Irish. Well you're not. You're a crowd,
You're not. Yeah, okay, I'm a quarter. I'm a quarter
of Irish. I'm a quarter Iris.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Okay, and by my entire family, you know, it's it's
Catholic Irish.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know, it's not this Protestant Ulster bullshit. And the
rory is very ulster and it's cross to me. He
feels ulster, he looks ulster.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
He wears the.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Northern Ireland flag. Half the time's competing in worldwide events.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
About the Olympics, he played for Ireland.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
There is no Northern Ireland team. It's like Puerto Rico, right,
they don't have their own team. They do they do
Island does, Puerto Rico, perto Rico does. But yeah, but
it's like a colony, is my point.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Ireland, Dylan anything you want to recap.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Sing Jam didn't win, Dan, but he'll get there eventually.
Cam Young and Justin Rose Top five. Those are both
Niceai's Justin Rose needs to win this thing eventually.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I know I was rooting for him. I was rooting
for Cammy big time. They like to call him Rosie
Rosie yeah, and then you like to call Shay Rosie too. Damn.
By the way, Shay got his haircut thought for the show. Yeah. Man,
it looks good until you get people and you see
people watch Shay. Yeah, then that's fun. So I watch
(15:42):
people watch Shay just to go. Yeah, those are tattoos
on his head. People watch that. People watch him bad.
Larry with his uh sister in law and his wife
driving in Mississippi. Anything you want to recap? You did
have Rory what winning the Masters or top ten? He gone? Larry,
(16:07):
Mississippi got him. He's probably delivering Zana. How much you
think of four bar costs in Mississippi? Like a real
one up? I don't know, man. The top debutante Chris
got her up. Rutgers boy Low, amateur Jackson Harrington. This
is the guy who was hitting at three hundred and
fifty yards carry. Damn. That's when they're going to That's
(16:30):
when they do something with the golf ball. Yeah, Okay,
that leads us to bets this week, and I'm gonna
start off with Dylan.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
All right, Dan, I'm gonna take Jeremiah Love over pick
five and a half I think. But guys are gonna
be a little hesitant. He's gonna go probably six or seven,
probably seven to Washington.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
That's plus two forty. So it's a value bet jets
to take David Bailey.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That's like minus even money with the juice, minus one
thirteen with the who juice.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh I thought, we know what he thought.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
And then Eli Stowers Dan first round pick plus eleven fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's a long shot. What Yeah, I think he was
a Vanderbilt wide receiver. Yeah he's and he's really good.
I mean obviously he had the goat thrown in the
ball makes it easy. Yeah. This guy's huge. Yeah, he's
a big he's a really good tight end. Shit, yeah,
he's a tight end. He's muggus and his vertical jump
is over forty five. Kid out, he could throw it
(17:32):
anywhere that dead. He would just howk it up and
he would grab it forty five and a half. Yeah,
he broke the record this year.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, I don't think that's crazy add all for him
to go like late first round. I literally said, I
was like I said today, I was like, if the
Ravens don't pick Sidik, I would be totally happy if
they took stours to flank him with Mark Andrews.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
He's nasty.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And then you know what, I'm going to take that
diego Pavia under to eighteen and a half.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm with you there, squad ride. Squad ride Larry would
do if he was alive, If Larry wasn't dead, he
would absolutely take that Zurich classic. Dan Brooks, Keptain Shane
Lowry are paired up together.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I bet that last night. I actually got a text
from Ray.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
He's like, we're in that DraftKings group where like you
can see when your friends bet stuff. He's like, did
you just bet on golf last night? And I was like,
I forgot about it. So I got Captain and Lowry
to win. That's plus thirteen hundred and then NHL D
and I'm gonna go Penguin's money line on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They can't get swept by the Flyers. Fuck Philadelphia, Okay,
Uh well, bad Larry's not here? He bad Laarry. Oh God,
I think he found the ocean. Uh, he's got Arizona
over the White Sox, Yankees over the Red Sox, Mets
over the Twins. He's got the Nicks minus one and
(18:46):
a half against the Hawks. So I'm with villain at
the bar here in Pittsburgh, and all of a sudden,
we're watching the game and we have a guy on
the staff, Rob Diehard, Knicks fan. He's grinding, he just grinded,
and Dylan goes, I'm gonna live bet, I'm gonna take
the Hawks to win the game. And I was like, okay,
(19:09):
but he says it in front of Rob, and I
think Rob even agrees with you that maybe that's a
good bet.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
After the fact, in the moment, he said something more like,
go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh yeah, okay, now, okay, now I got it. But yeah,
you won that bet.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, there's like plus eleven hundred live and to the
third quarter they're down like thirteen, and we all know
what happened there. Sorry, Knicks fans.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Shay, you got your picks, Yeah, I got some.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I got some picks here, Damn you got a lot. Well,
I got some questions too. The Cowboys, I've been I'm
scared I'm scared. I'm deeply afraid that Jerry's gonna do
something stupid. So I've made some weird bets. Colton Hood
second quarterback selected plus one seventy five. I think Jerry
and this is I think Jerry might move up and
take McCoy. I'm not kidding with the knee I do.
(19:58):
I also have Morris Claiborne PTSD, So we'll see total
SEC players in the first round under eight and a half.
Seahawks first position drafted running back.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I like this. That's plus three thirty. I know they
got some bad knees. They got some dudes they're out
of running back.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yes, sir, Jets to take Bailey minus one thirteen, Chiefs
to take Baine plus three eighty. I think have little
Chris Jones resurgence with Baine on that line with them.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Short arms, true. Yeah, and then odds to be the
Cowboys pick at twelve Kendrick Flugg plus six fifteen. Danny,
what are we thinking? This is something Dune. The Cowboys
would do very raw edge rushers. Yeah, somebody they can mold.
It feels a little bit of a stretch. Somebody that
(20:47):
can trade in a couple of years. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Somebody that gets a value out of Uh yeah, that's
where I'm at. That's it baseball too. I got where'd
my baseball bets go?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Ray? Ray Bird? I got the Mets.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
You sent them them a little late.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Sorry. I got Mets finally winning one. They're on a
hot drink.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I got the Rangers beating the Buckos, and then I
got the Twinkies winning today might one twelve?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Ray? Do you have long shots here? I do?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Dan, Okay, I'm gonna do the classic Larry thing. Last
year I had Colston Lovelin to be the first tightand
selected at plus four hundred and a Mecca Buca to
the Bucks. So this year I like trading Stokes to Arizona.
I think everyone wants their next Nick m for Seattle
and Illinois had Rusher Gabe Jackis first round pick plus
(21:31):
one thousand.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Damn Jackets. I want to sprinkle it to.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Be specifically the Patriots, but plus a thousand's good. Dylan
has the Eli Stowers bet, great bet, and then my
favorite bet, Dan, you don't like this one is Sony
Styles to go fourth overall to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Is it Sony Styles or Sonny Stones?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I go back and forth Sonny, but they got solid there.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
They want their Fred Warner. It's always in Philadelphia. Back
of Sala keeps getting the head coaching jobs. But he's
like a great decent.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I'll give anyone a pass if they had to be
the head coach of the Jets.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't think that should count, but I agree.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I feel like every it's the defensive coordinator. Yeah, there's
no your roles him and him as mcdan see him
as DC.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's a great uh huh set up. Did Larry come
back or Danielson? No, but like why did you do this?
You know what? Maybe we need to vote vote him
off the island.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, you got to say, if you're going through the South,
like the Deep South, there's barely any cell phone coverage,
your WiFi anyway, maybe you just don't call in that day,
or maybe you get to a.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Place and you don't move.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, find some singal. I mean, Dan, you did read
his picts, probably better than he would have.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Probably yeah, he would say, well, yeah, I sent these
in late to Ray and I don't know what I got.
I was in bed and an idiot taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What he has sent us pictures from dead that's true.
Oh yeah, several, Yeah, unwarranted. But no pictures of his
gambling stuff. No pictures period, picks of what group chats private?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Danny? Okay, keep it that way. We're going to add you. Yeah,
immediately leaves. No, Daddy's left group, all right, anything else
that needs to be mentioned here after Larry fucking ghosted us?
Really the gall I'm kind of what are we doing tonight, Danny?
We're getting weird? No, come on, let's go up. Let's
(23:26):
go up to the incline. Get weird. What's up to?
He'll do it.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Then there's a great we went to a great cocktail
bar up at the top of the incline.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
PAULI, you'll go up there. Why are you coming? Okay,
I don't want to do any We could put you
in a disguise. Yeah, yeah, it's going to go early dinner.
Maybe have a cigar here, go to bed. This is
like an open business, so you can come here and
there's all kinds of people here. Then what about a
cigar and like a little bit of the first round
of the draft? I could watch the draft? Ye do
(23:56):
it alone? Yeah? Well, is well, we know where you're
gonna be. No, we all do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ship,
I'll probably just go to dinner and have dinner in
my room. Yeah. Do they have room service there.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I'm imagine you could do room service and then just
pay the two hundred and fifty bucks smoking fine for smoking.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I'd do that people. I know people squares here upstairs.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You can't which looks outside, you can't in the you
can't smoke cigarettes in the not in.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's kind of that is kind of funny. But cigars
smokers don't like cigarette. Yeah, I've heard that. What about
a pipe? No, okay, I don't think so. But they
do have you know, rooftop the rooftops roof deck beautiful.
I check that out. No, it overseas the whole city
Ohio from there. Yeah, thank god, far away. Civil War.
(24:53):
Who wins Pittsburgh or Cincinnati. I feel like Pittsburgh has
a little tougher.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I agree, Pittsburgh min is three hundred. Get out all
day because the nasty is getting rolled over.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I had relatives in the Union Army, did you. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Is that like how she's relatives fought for the good
side World War two?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Or we left after World War One? To go you
and every German ever? Yeah, so funny. All the Brazilian Germans,
Well we got to hear the nineteen ties. What do
you mean the Bunchins left after World War One? Yeah,
Giselle's dead. We were in the shipping industry and then
just happened to end up in Brazil.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, just by pure co been there forever generations and
Bunchtin's Yeah, yeah, I don't think they want to do
one of those ancestry with Henry Lewis Gates.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, when they saw twenty three and me when bank
thank god, yes, I told you my parents are trying
to do that. And I was like, you can't do that.
Because one of your grandsons or great grand kids commits
a murder or does some kind of crime, they can
trace that. Yeah, I mean they banked at DNA. I
mean it's it's a little bit of a paranoid, like, well,
(26:00):
they can't.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Blame you for you, but they can catch they can
catch one of your relatives for doing a crime because
you gave your DNA to one of these companies.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Oh yeah, you just because you had to figure out
how much Ashkinazi Jewish you had.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Right one and a half percent, I'll give you that.
The half of that extra half is the game changer.
I think over Under was one and a half. I'm
one and a half. You are Yeah, really, it says Eskenazi.
It does, yes, yeah, because there's Sephardic, which is more.
They that's the Spanish. Those are the tough Jews. Yeah,
(26:36):
that's the Spanish.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Inquisition with Asconazi is what I am Ashcanazi's the smarter ones.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, I wanted to be like a more. Why they
they were badass? Who was more? Yeah? Okay, yeah they
were bad. It just comes back here. They were bad.
You're right, you know, no, they they did damage. Yeah,
they you still see remnants of that in Southern Spains. Remnants.
I mean, hell, they look at him the moops. Oh
(27:05):
that's it. I think we've done everything that we could
possibly do. Nobody presents the draft quite like we do.
Great show today, but we didn't have There had been
like one fact. And I know Ray did a great
job raised to get killing. It's my super Bowl. I
love Ray does love the draft than anything. Ray does
does his homework, I will say raise. I mean he's
a dumb ass, but right, not very good looking either.
(27:29):
Not true. He didn't say anything about the dumb ass. Yeah.
The good looking thing is what bothered me in a minute. Gorgeous. Yeah.
And then Ray invited a boyfriend here to the draft.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Do you see that kid? Yeah, that dude screams Connecticut.
Oh he almost introduced me. I was like, hey, Connecticut,
it's like, yeah, coach lacrosse. I was like, you know,
fuck him, no way, no way, co shot, no way.
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, had his had uh he had real hair though,
got a nice Miller lite members own jo.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah. I didn't know it was Ray's friend, and I'm
sizing him up. No, I swear I didn't. And I'm like, oh,
that guy looks like you fit in a large Miller
like gold jacket. You nailed that one, and I go,
here you go. You gave him that? Yeah? Yeah, you
didn't get dick idiot? Okay, all right, no, because I
know you, I couldn't give you one of those. I
(28:24):
know you would, but I I'm trying to be fair
to the audience coming out. It seems like an inside job.
If Shay ends up with yeah, that wouldn't have been right.
And he loves an inside job. I do. I am
a good inside trader, insider stocked it for you guys
after this. By the way, what is Itron? No, it's
not paletery either, even though they're doing great. Yeah, but
(28:44):
I was on the pan train like two years ago. Well,
we'll talk about it after the show. Okay, what is
your track record on stocking bad? It's pretty bad, a
lot worse than sports Gable. Why is this Bear Sterns
thing going down? Brothers? Thanks for joining us, Our pleasure
to serve you. For all involved, including Larry somewhere in Mississippi, Ray,
(29:09):
the producer Shayan Irving, Dylan recently engaged and now promoted
to Ben and yours truly, also Tyler recording all of
this and has to put up and listen to all
this as well. Good luck with the bets with the draft.
Our pleasure to serve you. Talk to you next week.
Good luck, Larry Buck Larry. Thanks, Thanks,
Host
Dan Patrick
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