May 7, 2026 • 33 mins
Our first ever episode without Bad Larry being a member goes off the rails. Was he the glue holding this thing together? Tune in to find out!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. And
now joined by Bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the
graphics guy. I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, it's
an emotional day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's the first episode without Bad Larry, officially without Bad
Larry since he's been fired. And he said that he
just can't do it anymore. He can't rise to the
occasion every week. He said that we gamble on things
that he doesn't want to risk his reputation on. And
I said, okay, fine. He said, maybe I'll join you
(00:54):
during football season when I have a lock And I said, okay.
So bad Layarry is officially done with the show, but.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You're going to allow him to co wow. But he's
allowed to come back for football. No.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
He said he might call in when he has a
real strong play.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What does that look like?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He hadn't had any of those, but I'm just saying
if he does I left the door open to him.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Guys, I'm taking Chiefs money line against the Raiders five units.
Five units.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That was nice of you, Dan, I know, I know,
but I thought, you know what he did mean a
lot to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Bad Larry.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I just wish he could have been in studio because
I think he would have been able to keep up
with the banter. But the fact that he was at
lunch when we called him, or he was at so
called work when we call him, traveling with his wife
and his sister in law, it just became kind of
tough to connect with him. I will say in person,
the dude fucking crushes. Yes, he's like Seagert and Larry
(01:55):
were amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No one's ever been. There's no illusions that Larry doesn't rock.
It's just he's, uh, the king of all boomers who
doesn't know how to use any form of technology, has
a shitty phone, and is in a throuple blame and
this is in a threatle and he blamed us for
a lot. Yeah, he's got a flip phone.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm like, And he doesn't know how to use
the internet, doesn't know how to use a computer. There's
no way he could know how to zoom. And I
was getting to that point with him that Larry, you
got to either zoom or we can't do this. And
then he kind of beat me to the punch to
say that he was ready to quit. And I remember
I told my wife I said, yeah, bad, Larry quit
(02:34):
and she goes, why, I said, I think you just
got tired. Did you call him after the show? I go, no, Oh,
you got to take the high road. I go, I
didn't do anything wrong. He quit, yeah, And she goes,
I know, but he's a friend. And so I called Larry.
You called him, he'd call you. Yeah, I called him
and he's like, no, no, no, Dan, my man, We're good.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We're good. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm just saying, you know, you had me betting on
who's Taylor Swift's next boyfriend. I mean, I don't know
anything about that. You know, I'm just a gambler, I said.
I said, it's okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Some gambler. It's the amount of people. And I had
multiple people in my life who like either like called
or text me. Yeah. My sister is in Spain. She
texted me and she's like, is that real about bad Room?
It was like was that a fucking bit with Larry? Yeah? Bad.
Larry goes out in style, he loses five units like
(03:28):
fuck Galerer. Uh, not to be outdone, Dylan lost seven units.
We're back. We are so bad, say lost six units.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I should have spent it all on Kenoy Derby. Money
should have you should sho. How is your brutal Quino
run still going on? Because I have not seen you win? No, No,
I've been great. I don't want to talk about it. It
doesn't matter. None of is real. It doesn't matter. I
got fucking smoked in the Derby Golden Tempo. It's official
will skip the Preakness, which I understand. And it's still
(04:00):
amazing though when you think about what Secretariat did in
nineteen seventy three, one fifty ninety four would have won
this past Derby by, I think sixteen links.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Good God, so there no one's even really Has anyone
sniffed breaking that? Yeah? I thought there was.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think somebody got under two minutes at the Derby.
It might have been one fifty nine to nine something
like that, but.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's still such a big gap. It's like even when
you look at like when Usain Bolt broke the one
hundred meter record. You know it's fractions of fractions of
seconds like it is. You know, it's just the minutia.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But you would think as athletes, even horses evolve, technology, nutrition,
travel like all of that, just like all the other athletes,
that the horses would get faster.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That horse was a freak, yeah, freak anmature. Bob affrigets
his hand some of his topical cream on you.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Alleged by the way him outside of South I mean,
California is not very good lately, like Bafford outside of
southern cal now looking great.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hmm. Okay, so that I think we talked about on
the show. But one dollar trifact, I would have paid
you out almost like twelve grand I want, just want
I want one of those.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay, but let me let me run down all of it. Dylan,
you missed every one of your Kentucky Derby bets.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But I want a bottle of limited edition bourbon. They
saw that, which you didn't share with anybody. It's on
your desk.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was going around, people were like, don't open I
was like, let's open it. It.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sammy p our guest, who is a professional gambler, he
went over five oh for four bad Larry missed. God,
you guys were terrible. Bad Larry missed all of his shape.
Nobody thought we went over. Nobody got a bet right
on the derby. I did not think the pace would
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be hot enough for that fucking horse to even have
a shot.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I didn't even think about it. It is the owner
of Shelley too, Yeah the fuck. The owner of Renegade
is the guy who started Noble, Like Noble, you know
that the clothing company Ripoli, Yeah, Rapoli. He's and he's
now like what and twelve in the derby or something.
He's come close a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh he's uh Rick Patino's sugar Daddy with Saint John's.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. So he owns that horse
and he's uh, he's got to be getting frustrated hmm
at this point. Okin, all right, yeah, I think we
went over twenty on derby. Bit damn play Keno should
have played Keno. I mean the derby like how often,
Like I know, for me, I never win money on
the derby. It is like I say, I donate money
(06:39):
a lot of I had the last two years, and
for twenty this is fucking brutal.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Uh do you follow the uh Kalshi do those betting sites?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, over three hundred and fifty thousand dollars bet on
a prop bet with Mike Brabel and Dina Rassini and
it's Mike Brabel. Will he be coaching the Patriots? Week
one is now down to sixty four percent according to
this betting site. Sixty four percent? Well, let me ask you, Dylan,
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how would you bet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's Boston and those people are animals? He'll be coaching
the Patriots. He's got the owner like in his pocket.
He should be in just as much trouble as Diana Rossini.
I think, like, well, he might be at home, Yeah,
at home, but I mean, like, I don't know, it's
just as shady what he was doing as what she
is allegedly doing.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What happens when he's on the road this year, I
mean with the fans, Yeah, with the fans.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, I remember his.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Wife make him have like a sober companion, but that
could be a career ender. Wait a silver comb lady
like no, no, no, Mike's very busy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Like a factor is like my friend's not interested in No,
Mike's not allowed to go to the pool tonight. No, Mike, Mike,
the pool closes at nine.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I keep wondering, no, what, what, what else could come
out of this because it feels like this isn't slowing
down now. It only slows down when America's appetite for
a story slows down. And it doesn't feel like it's
slowing down. There's other guilty parties out there just hoping
that God, yes, the news don't break well.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And he was like, it's like it will quiet down
and someone will just lob another grenade out there into
the media sphere, and then that just reignites the whole thing.
I do feel bad though, because it's like the amount
of people that have affairs that the entire world doesn't
find out about, and then this Not that it's chill
what they did allegedly, but that does kind of suck.
It's all put on blasphemim.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I should reach out to that dude at the Coldplay
concert and yeah, he fucking dealt with.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't think he did deal with it. Didn't he
get canned? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think he did, and him and the lady and
she got fired too, Yeah, yeah, wasn't she hr?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah she fired herself. Yeah, fight herself. Well, that's got
to be tough, you know, one thing not supposed to do.
Year in Review. Yeah, talking about in appropriate workplace relationships.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
They both resigned, Larry like resigned. I didn't give our
starting lineup. It's big day, Ray the producer, Dylan is
in here, Shay is here, and yours. Truly we may
add another body to this at some point.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Who would be like a dream scenario for you, Dan
to add Diana Rassini?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, wait, agreed a great a minute. That's not a
bad idea because Mike Grabil can't gamble. No, but it
doesn't seem like the rules.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well he's gambling. Yeah, you're right. He might be the
ultimate game.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know who would be great to sit in
the seat. Charles Barkley. Yeah in person. Yeah, but he'd
be too big for the show. Yeah yeah, that personality.
I mean, I feel like Chuck and Shay would get
along like hit it. Oh yeah, everybody gets along with Chuck. Yeah,
and versus Weisa. I mean he he always you know,
(09:56):
just a good good hang good dude.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Uh. Ted Turner passed away the ads. You know I
love Ted Turner? What do you mean? Oh alrightp worked
for Ted Turner for a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Any Yeah, I did. Yeah, it's all them a couple
of times. But I saw this. Darren Ravel, friend of
the show, sent us this. The Atlanta Braves had this.
I don't know what year this was, maybe the eighties.
Ray do we know what year this was? I'm still
looking for it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
On the the little flyer that they had, they have
no date on there, but I'm still trying to figure
that out.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
All right, So it's the Braves and the Cubs Fulton
County Stadium. They gave students children's prices to get in
three dollars one to fifty general admission fifty cents. Postgame
fun will include a wet T shirt contest, Miller beer party.
There'll be a band, bring your friends and your T
(10:53):
shirts and have a great time.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Bring your T shirts.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, and the winner. The winner was Jill Fullerton, a
junior from Georgia Tech. She won five hundred dollars and
got a kiss from Ted Turner.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Got a kiss? What a great arrangement Ted Turner there,
He's like, you get the best prize ever is you
have to kiss me? He always had a beautiful woman
on his arm. My MoMu The ladies. Man always had
a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, yes, rich get Richard Danny Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wasn't he was he married to again? Dan? I forget you. Jane,
Jane Fonda not bad? Yeah back then?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah yeah, I saw Jane a couple of years ago
at Craig's in West Hollywood. She brought her dog to dinner.
I hate that ship, dude, that is that's a shade
hat that ship. I hate it. Uh, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Caitlyn Jenner was there that night, was she? Yeah? You
hear that? She that she brings her dog.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
She brought, he brought, she brought, my pronouns. He brought
her girlfriend, who had since passed away. Was in that
ATV accident.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What wait, I didn't hear about that. Yeah, what do
you say girlfriend? She had her girlfriend, but like her partner,
this is about the Breaksha's brain.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What do you say girlfriend? Does that mean that turned
into one or was one? She was a girl, She
was a girl. Naturally, she is a girl. She was
a girl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, interesting? Yeah, so she I mean she's lesbian?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Wait? So Jenner's a lesbian? Caitlyn, I have no idea.
I just know that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Wait a minute, I was at Craigson Hollywood, and my
daughter says, hey, there's Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Don't you know her? And I go, yeah, I mean
I knew Bruce. You knew Bruce. Yeah, but I'm guessing
Bruce is still Caitlyn. I don't know ways. And so
I walked up to her and I said, I said, hey,
how you doing?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And she goes, Dan, how are I go I'm good,
I'm good, and she goes, I'm getting ready to leave,
wait for this shit show. And I'm like, okay. So
has her girlfriend with her, very striking blonde, a lot younger,
and she walks out the door and there's thirty photographers
(13:20):
there and you just saw these flashballs and it went
on well, then they closed the door.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So they walked out and just like.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
We're you know, five minutes, door closes and then I'm like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's got to get old. What year is this? This
has to be five years ago. Maybe didn't she run
that guy over their car not long before that? I
don't know. I'm pretty sure I'll look it up.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Ellen's wife that got hit by a car Portia de ROSSI, Yeah,
she get hit by Kaylen?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Was Kaylen Jenner? Driving. No. I think she ran over
a guy though, and then got Sports Person of the Year,
which is pretty good. Horsewoman of the Year. Sorry, now,
come on, I mean we're making up stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, No, that the crash thing is true, But she
didn't get Sports Person of the Year.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Not long after she didn't. Those are both facts, they're
not necessarily correlated. Okay, uh, how did we get here?
How do we get anywhere?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Dan? How do we get to Caitlin Jenner? At Craig's
in West Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
We were talking who else did you see there? We
were talking Ted Turner to James. Oh yeah, Jane Vond
And then I saw Jane Fond at Craigs. I saw
Hadid's dad there. I saw John Mayer there. This was
all the same night. Oh yeah, damn yeah. Was there
another time? Jennifer Aniston was there? You guys have a rapport,
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well one sided report Perry.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I do all the talking and she go okay done, yeah, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's kind of weird when you walk in there that
when you walk in, everybody looks up to see who
it is, and then if it's nobody, then they all
just look back down disappointed.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, it's like the most la thing, like people are
just so numb to it. I feel like, I mean
New York a little bit, but la. I feel like
the concept of fame is just like, all right, Diamond
doesn't devil, where's Prada? Two? Shaye did you go? I
did not.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I was not an opening night no, okay, but it'll
be seen at the house, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, you're not going to the theater. I'm not going
to theater. No, well, no, what if we do a
podcast movie night to the Devil Words product too? Because
you haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Then you've said, yeah, I don't have any interest in
seeing it at the theater.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But just if you can take a nap.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
If you don't watch it, I'll wait till it's streaming.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know, you're killing the movie industry day.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
My wife, No, I brought it back. I said Tom
Cruise and you know, Maverick, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You're taking credit for saying that Tom Cruise did.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, kind of. I had to let people know that
it was okay, if I'm going to the theaters, you
can too.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That skipt work. I went to that ship in the Mattine.
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
My wife went to see doubleware is proud of too,
and thought that my hair and my glasses and Meryl
Streep her hair and her glasses vaguely similar. I said, Okay,
great actor, I'm going to take that as a compliment
that I She might not though she might be like, wait,
you think that I kind of resemble him like me
(16:30):
and Rosi o'nanneal.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, But you've got a couple of people like the
fatter Russell Crowe.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Which actually did I watched Nuremberg the other Yeah, Russell
Crowe plays Hermann Goring, which even more of the same.
You don't talk. You're both manipulative, and that's not dumb
and innocent and cute and adorable.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But Russell Crowe does look like sh he does actually,
right when you said that, I was like, that is
which Russell Crowe Master and Commander No no, no, not.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Gladiator yeah, Ermingerring Russell Crow, damn it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But and there's a Rosi o'donald kind of look to
you as an attitude and sassiness.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sassiness or Rosy If u Uremberg Russell Crow and Rosy
O'Donnell had a kid, that's what's coming out. If Rosie
could conceive. Yeah, she might, she probably can't.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
She was okay, Uh, we got golf this week, the
Truest Championship, Dylan, do you want to start us off?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I would love to. Dan's officially lose money. We lose
some money on the derby, lose some money on golf.
It's the most wonderful time. And we went over twenty. Yeah,
and d you could have bailed us out if you,
I bet you would have hit that trifact. Then we
would have been a conversation. Super was like fifty four.
(17:56):
How much was it super like fifty fourth thout? Yeah?
For a buck? All right, I just want one, all right,
Truest Championship, Dan, I'm going Sam Burns to win plus
three thousand and the very much do Ludwig Oberg to
win plus sixty.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
He's got to win at some point. He's got the
best swing on tour.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
If he doesn't rip off a major this season and
then next season a major major. Okay, what else do
you NBA? Dan? I'm taking the Sixers to win the
series against the next They've done it before, Okay, they
could do it again. That's plus six hundred, and then
I got NHL parlay for the Weekend Dan Ducks and
(18:37):
Avalanche money Line plus two fifty.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Remember when they first started, they were the Lanch and
then they were the Abs And I don't know if
they like being called they don't like being called the
lanch when.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Wait, when I was growing up back in like the
like Forestburg and Sacic days, they were they were the lanch. Yeah.
Also the Nord Deeks logo top that's the top tier throwback,
the back Nordges. Yeah, you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I like the Blue. I like Toronto Maple Leaves. I
think that's a great sweater.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Brutal team to be a fan of.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
When they won the lottery and none that the things
are looking up that draft fifty year drought.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Uh, let me see, Ray, are you going to be
picking stuff today? I threw my hat in the ring there.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh here's the thing is when there was no Larry
and Shadon sent me his picks till it was eleven
fifty five, so we only had Dylan's picks and I
was like, fuck.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was a ship day for for what I got it?
What I got from that? Yeah, do you have a
bad day? Started really bad? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The baby had a tick. We found a tick on
the back of her ear, big fucking fatty.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's good though. If it's a big one, isn't it, Well, it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Means I've been sitting there for a minute. So the
roommate given bathtime. I know the fuck he's really doing
in there, but she can't check it behind the ears, and.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Uh, we had to pull it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
They take it a Department of Health for lines and
all that shit, and uh, yeah we're clean. But that
was my morning.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Damn. Yeah, didn't you have lime disease? Shaw? Yeah, I
got it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And the roommate that's why she was like, oh no,
our kids are gonna be like you. So so Fifi
was crying. He was screaming all fucking freaking out. I
had to hold her down. I had to pin her down.
It was a ship show. She's a strong kid.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Those things get in there. She's a huge child, all right, Gray,
all right?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So for the NBA thunder to sweep the Lakers, are
you guys okay with Ray?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Just kind of? He just got to shoehorn his way
in there.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You don't put any fucking bets in Today has a
jobby job, Daddy has fucking kids.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sometimes it doesn't work out like, oh, you had to
pull a tick off and call some guy like all right,
worky work. You could have done it yesterday or Tuesday, yesterday,
I don't even know what day is. Damn. Maybe we
need you to throw some picks in too. Nope, yes,
not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's that should be our our like overwhelming goal for
the whole podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's been my goal for fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Actually she got a head start.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, So I guess we're okay with Ray kind of
for the time being.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Just shake it. Look like he's what if it starts goes,
that's going to be an issue for me. I don't
think we have to worry about that.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
All right, Ray, here you go. So Ray, who's the producer?
And uh, apparently you know sense the opening here? Took
advantage of it, didn't really try to get bad Larry
back on the show.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
When Larry said he was gonna give it to me,
I said I could never replace you, Larry, and he
insisted that I took his spot.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I was just trying to help Shay out here. He's like,
I'm gonna cuck that stupid idiot take a spot. Okay, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ray NBA thunder to sweep the Lakers MIGHTUS one O
five if Sja has his worst game in Game one
and they still lose by nineteen. I don't think the
Lakers can pull one out.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And even if Luca comes back, you're just gonna throw
Caruso and door it at him. He's gonna be out
of shape. It's not going to matter.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Game two, Pistons caves under two fifteen and a half.
Game one, they shot thirty seven percent from three, pretty good,
and there was no Jared Allen, so that got to
two twelve. So I feel like it should go under.
Just what I'm thinking here, and then Pistons to win
the Eastern Conference if they get past Cleveland. They've been
beating the shit out of the Knicks all year. The
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last three games were fifteen, thirty eight, and thirty one
they won by, so kind of just they sneak past Cleveland.
I kind of like them early against the Knicks. Then
we go to golf. Tommy Fleetwood top ten plus one
seventy five, finished fourth year last year, and he has
four top ten finishes this year, which I like a lot,
and his finished tied twenty third in his last event
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but he shot seventy five on Saturday, and the appearance
before that he had a seventy six.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So if he just avoids a blow up, spot should be.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Able to sneak around top ten and then since no
one else is going to do it, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Luke Littler and Louke Humphreys to win in a parlay
today Dodge. It's at like two thirty today.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Both of them have the highest averages on the Darts
Tour in the Premier League, and MVG is kind of
be kind of tough for Littler, but he's won three
to the last four, so I could see Littler.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Squeaking that out. So that's what I got minus one twelve.
You know what I'm gonna write. I'll take that too.
A lot of breakdown. I do like Michael van Gerwin though.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, MVG is really really good. I think he's fourth
in the world right now. Lettler's number one.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Right, you did make the fatal era of actually providing
some insights. Those are, yeah, you're had to get pavied.
I know I'm gonna go like for five. Yeah, the
Lakers come back and win the series. The Pistons lose
to the Cavs. All right, shay uh.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
For golf, First off, I do have Fleetwood top ten,
real original, I don't care. I love the man, and
I got Auburg top ten as well, Aberg. I love
that man. He just has to come. You know, Maricaba
fucking had a tournament win in the one week I
was off, and I was trying to be nice and
not say his name, But here we go.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Why do you think I bet some jam every tournament.
It's because I'm a He's gonna win. It's the fear
of the week that I don't he wins. And then
it's just absolutely.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Devastating baseball Marlin's plus one fifteen, Philly Lane one thirty five.
And then in the basketball, I think Pistons are minus
three and a half.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, it's right, I'm hitting that.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
And uh yeah, I'll be out of town next week,
so hopefully we can do some remote stuff and zoom in.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Are you going to be in Italy? I am being venice.
You're taking a cruise from Argentina to the Canary Islands
of Banychain. I am not at all doing that. What
is this virus? Apparently it's pretty brutal like it's it's
a is it an STD it can be it's a
like rodent borne virus, but where most strains of it
are not transferable between humans, but this particular strain is
(24:41):
and it's like a thirty to five to forty percent
mortality rate. Come on, Yeah, they unloaded a bunch of
corpses from that cruise ship and then like airlifted six
people to the hospital. And the ship's just been bouncing
around because every place is like we don't want that
fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
So it's just like gone to the next port, don't
they send it to the Strait of her mood there?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
There you go. We'll send it there and then torpedo it.
It'll hit some mines, no problem. I mean if there's
like a potentially like society altering virus on the boat,
I mean, sorry, we did this already. Yeah, but I
think this one's like worse, like real. You know what's
funny is I knew that you were going to say
that that's not true. Did you get did you get vaccinated? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Not only did I get vaccinated, Danny, I cheated to
get vaccinated. So I made up excuses to get first
in line.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Like I'm fat mentally disabled? Can I go get it first?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No, it was like, I have cancer, I'm dying. Help
because they don't check.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
There's no way to check if you have cancer, like
I have stage three and they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I would just say, well, if you're gonna die, then
you know what. Actually, let's get somebody else you're going
to take out is how we should have run it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But somebody might live here. Are you still doing your podcast? Yeah?
Doing it tonight with dyl You're going over for dinner.
Would she care to join them?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
By the way, that can we talk about the video?
Oh yeah, the fucking video you sent for your wife. Okay, yeah,
for the roommate. Yeah, yeah, that was uh, you know,
pretty uh intimate? Was it aggressive? I don't know if
aggressive is the right word, but uh, forward.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Could be used. I was just saying thank you for
the invitation to come over there for dinner. Was a
pretty nice thing.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It was actually a nice gesture. I mean, I could
have not said anything. She was very happy about it,
but that's part of the problem as well. She was,
uh she had a great night that night.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, okay, And when the pair of Corduroys shut
up the mail too. I think that was like the nail.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And she she did dinner correctly, though she did not
fuck up there. Yeah, those who were show used Corduroys whatevers,
just letting you know, three hours of swamp ass in
those bad boys framed in my bedroom. No, your wife
is wonderful and it's a very fun back and forth
casual repartee that we have. She texted me in a
(26:58):
panic yesterday, why I don't have any chardonnay at the house.
It was it was like it was like the Second
Company of Jesus. Like she does she drive, She drives
in general. Why can't she go get charge?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
She's very busy. She had a bath coming up. I
don't know what he drank the rest of it, so
you can't drank it in the bath. Also, what's with
the like California friend chardonnay?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Fine? California chardinay is fucking gross?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Agreed, But she, I mean, she's a white trashe and
she is not white trash.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She's a weird lady. No, she found this French charnay
called do Solo. Okay, French is like a chabi or something. Yeah,
she's you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
The roommate's particular chardonnay is just too light and sweet
rose this time, or all my daughters all in on rose,
I'll suck up somewhere.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
As I used to call me rose.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I drinking that had nothing like water when you're in
Pee Town, Yeah, I wish just like water, drink rose
in There is a rose called Hampton Water.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, there's not.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
What's the Hamptons one with the uh that No no, no, no,
no no, it's got the fucking flowers on the on
the bottle and all that ship.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, it's it's from the Hampton's. Yeah, I see, I
forget what that was called. But there is one called
Hampton Water which had.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like a frugion a or something like that. Is that
I'm I go into wind stores all the time.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I like to look around. It's a wolf of State
summer in a bottle, Summer in a bottle.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
For Yeah, that gets pretty popular in Fairfield County.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'm more of a whispering angel guy. Overpriced bullshit. Actually,
you know what's a good rose is ai X one.
I don't know if you've had that. That's good. It's
like same price. It's got to go French. It's they're
all friends.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No French, and don't make it too dark. That's it
the Greek. The Greeks do fucking rose and they suck
it up. Yeah, they like fruit punch. Yeah, it's gross,
it's awful, like and wiry.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I just have a Pinot or cab. You're a red
man Bordeaux. Do you ever drink white wine? Then? Never?
What I've having some like some oysters, no martini, beer beer, Yeah,
aren't you mister Tefka Yeah I am. Yeah, that's the
rose drinkers on this side of the glass. Yeah, you
(29:11):
should be a martini man. I'd like to see a
martini too, dan it well you me and like a
dozen martinis, yes, and a bunch of oysters A dozen martinis.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, it's really like twenty four Sami p and nice
datum my house.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I made him a Diesel one.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
He's chugging Martini like I don't know, one in the morning.
He literally takes a knee, has a Martini in his hand, boom,
shoots the whole thing down.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
At one in the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah at the house. Damn. I was like, all right, dude,
I think we were long gone at that point. Yeah, yeah,
y'all left it was it was a shit show. Yeah,
I tried. I tried. The more vodka is boring, Oh,
gin nanny Jin not a dirty If you're gonna do
it remotely dirty, you do vodka. But Dan that nice
dozen ice cold pei oysters, Uh, slightly dirty. You were
(30:00):
talking about a dozen martini. No, no, I was oysters
and a dozen martinis. You gotta be Jin, gotta be
Jim Martin twelve twelve twelve challenge, twelve oysters, twelve martinis,
twelve steps until you Eat Ship twelve. Yeah. So actually,
yeah that works. That's your program. Now.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I usually started out with three beers in about twenty
four minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Well you're the you go to right off the rip, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And then I'll bring in another one and then I'll
nurse it go red one. No, I don't nurse it.
See that's the problem with other mixed drinks that I
don't nurse.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I mean, yeah, and when they taste really good, you
just inhale them too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, all right, sh Shane Irving, wherever you get your podcast,
Dylan will be on the show.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Let's go get lunch. It's going to be at lunch. No,
let's go get lunch. Oh you're gonna go go? I
don't know all this Martini and oyster talk. Dan, I was,
let's go play Keino. Yeah, that's the opposite of that
spot that has Keno. What do you mean, oh, lunch
spot that is Keno? It's a convenience star. Wait a minute,
don't you guys have stuff to do around here? Yeah?
Is there work still to go after that stuff? Then
(31:08):
I'm staying here. Don Thank you? Ray, I'm thinking Arnold, motherfucker.
Were you making fun of me for doing research? No?
Not me. What did you bet on Colin for this tournament?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah? Well Withdrew three days ago? Wait? Who's Colin Marcawa? Yes,
no I didn't. I said I should. Good try play
the take back. I almost had him. I just looked
it up Withdrew three days ago. Okay, anger for the
back round?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I was going to say, how did we do in
this post? Larry? I had a blast. We got all
our lines correct. Larry might have been the buffer, you know, yeah, yeah,
the mentally deficient buffer.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I just got to make sure before we go, is
everybody okay? If bad Larry comes back during football season,
if he has a lock not come back and give
us like five or six things. Just it's a one
off where he feels really strongly like a five unit.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm okay with that, but we are tracking his quote
unquote locks that he calls in with.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Now, I did want to say this. He still owes us. Yes,
spray tank, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's negot. She's got to do that. He's got to
do that, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Ray, If bat Larry reaches out, he has to get
a spray tan. If now he's not going to get
a spray tan, therefore, he probably won't have any picks
in the fall.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So he can't come on the show until until he
gets his spray tin.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I love that. That's perfect. He must come up here
with the spray tan.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, and until then we will just make up stories
about him and tell them on this podcast. So if
he wants to get back on, he knows exactly what
to do and defend himself.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, have a great gambling weekend, everybody for a big day. Ray,
who muscled his way into being now part of the
Gambling Podcast as a participant. We would also want to
thank Dylan and of course Shay and Irving and yours truly,
we'll do it again next week. Maybe we'll talk to
you then
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. And
now joined by Bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the
graphics guy. I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, it's
an emotional day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's the first episode without Bad Larry, officially without Bad
Larry since he's been fired. And he said that he
just can't do it anymore. He can't rise to the
occasion every week. He said that we gamble on things
that he doesn't want to risk his reputation on. And
I said, okay, fine. He said, maybe I'll join you
(00:54):
during football season when I have a lock And I said, okay.
So bad Layarry is officially done with the show, but.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You're going to allow him to co wow. But he's
allowed to come back for football. No.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
He said he might call in when he has a
real strong play.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What does that look like?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He hadn't had any of those, but I'm just saying
if he does I left the door open to him.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Guys, I'm taking Chiefs money line against the Raiders five units.
Five units.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That was nice of you, Dan, I know, I know,
but I thought, you know what he did mean a
lot to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Bad Larry.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I just wish he could have been in studio because
I think he would have been able to keep up
with the banter. But the fact that he was at
lunch when we called him, or he was at so
called work when we call him, traveling with his wife
and his sister in law, it just became kind of
tough to connect with him. I will say in person,
the dude fucking crushes. Yes, he's like Seagert and Larry
(01:55):
were amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No one's ever been. There's no illusions that Larry doesn't rock.
It's just he's, uh, the king of all boomers who
doesn't know how to use any form of technology, has
a shitty phone, and is in a throuple blame and
this is in a threatle and he blamed us for
a lot. Yeah, he's got a flip phone.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm like, And he doesn't know how to use
the internet, doesn't know how to use a computer. There's
no way he could know how to zoom. And I
was getting to that point with him that Larry, you
got to either zoom or we can't do this. And
then he kind of beat me to the punch to
say that he was ready to quit. And I remember
I told my wife I said, yeah, bad, Larry quit
(02:34):
and she goes, why, I said, I think you just
got tired. Did you call him after the show? I go, no, Oh,
you got to take the high road. I go, I
didn't do anything wrong. He quit, yeah, And she goes,
I know, but he's a friend. And so I called Larry.
You called him, he'd call you. Yeah, I called him
and he's like, no, no, no, Dan, my man, We're good.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We're good. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm just saying, you know, you had me betting on
who's Taylor Swift's next boyfriend. I mean, I don't know
anything about that. You know, I'm just a gambler, I said.
I said, it's okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Some gambler. It's the amount of people. And I had
multiple people in my life who like either like called
or text me. Yeah. My sister is in Spain. She
texted me and she's like, is that real about bad Room?
It was like was that a fucking bit with Larry? Yeah? Bad.
Larry goes out in style, he loses five units like
(03:28):
fuck Galerer. Uh, not to be outdone, Dylan lost seven units.
We're back. We are so bad, say lost six units.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I should have spent it all on Kenoy Derby. Money
should have you should sho. How is your brutal Quino
run still going on? Because I have not seen you win? No, No,
I've been great. I don't want to talk about it. It
doesn't matter. None of is real. It doesn't matter. I
got fucking smoked in the Derby Golden Tempo. It's official
will skip the Preakness, which I understand. And it's still
(04:00):
amazing though when you think about what Secretariat did in
nineteen seventy three, one fifty ninety four would have won
this past Derby by, I think sixteen links.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Good God, so there no one's even really Has anyone
sniffed breaking that? Yeah? I thought there was.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think somebody got under two minutes at the Derby.
It might have been one fifty nine to nine something
like that, but.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's still such a big gap. It's like even when
you look at like when Usain Bolt broke the one
hundred meter record. You know it's fractions of fractions of
seconds like it is. You know, it's just the minutia.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But you would think as athletes, even horses evolve, technology, nutrition,
travel like all of that, just like all the other athletes,
that the horses would get faster.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That horse was a freak, yeah, freak anmature. Bob affrigets
his hand some of his topical cream on you.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Alleged by the way him outside of South I mean,
California is not very good lately, like Bafford outside of
southern cal now looking great.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hmm. Okay, so that I think we talked about on
the show. But one dollar trifact, I would have paid
you out almost like twelve grand I want, just want
I want one of those.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay, but let me let me run down all of it. Dylan,
you missed every one of your Kentucky Derby bets.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But I want a bottle of limited edition bourbon. They
saw that, which you didn't share with anybody. It's on
your desk.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was going around, people were like, don't open I
was like, let's open it. It.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sammy p our guest, who is a professional gambler, he
went over five oh for four bad Larry missed. God,
you guys were terrible. Bad Larry missed all of his shape.
Nobody thought we went over. Nobody got a bet right
on the derby. I did not think the pace would
(05:56):
be hot enough for that fucking horse to even have
a shot.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I didn't even think about it. It is the owner
of Shelley too, Yeah the fuck. The owner of Renegade
is the guy who started Noble, Like Noble, you know
that the clothing company Ripoli, Yeah, Rapoli. He's and he's
now like what and twelve in the derby or something.
He's come close a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh he's uh Rick Patino's sugar Daddy with Saint John's.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. So he owns that horse
and he's uh, he's got to be getting frustrated hmm
at this point. Okin, all right, yeah, I think we
went over twenty on derby. Bit damn play Keno should
have played Keno. I mean the derby like how often,
Like I know, for me, I never win money on
the derby. It is like I say, I donate money
(06:39):
a lot of I had the last two years, and
for twenty this is fucking brutal.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Uh do you follow the uh Kalshi do those betting sites?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, over three hundred and fifty thousand dollars bet on
a prop bet with Mike Brabel and Dina Rassini and
it's Mike Brabel. Will he be coaching the Patriots? Week
one is now down to sixty four percent according to
this betting site. Sixty four percent? Well, let me ask you, Dylan,
(07:11):
how would you bet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's Boston and those people are animals? He'll be coaching
the Patriots. He's got the owner like in his pocket.
He should be in just as much trouble as Diana Rossini.
I think, like, well, he might be at home, Yeah,
at home, but I mean, like, I don't know, it's
just as shady what he was doing as what she
is allegedly doing.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What happens when he's on the road this year, I
mean with the fans, Yeah, with the fans.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, I remember his.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Wife make him have like a sober companion, but that
could be a career ender. Wait a silver comb lady
like no, no, no, Mike's very busy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Like a factor is like my friend's not interested in No,
Mike's not allowed to go to the pool tonight. No, Mike, Mike,
the pool closes at nine.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I keep wondering, no, what, what, what else could come
out of this because it feels like this isn't slowing
down now. It only slows down when America's appetite for
a story slows down. And it doesn't feel like it's
slowing down. There's other guilty parties out there just hoping
that God, yes, the news don't break well.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And he was like, it's like it will quiet down
and someone will just lob another grenade out there into
the media sphere, and then that just reignites the whole thing.
I do feel bad though, because it's like the amount
of people that have affairs that the entire world doesn't
find out about, and then this Not that it's chill
what they did allegedly, but that does kind of suck.
It's all put on blasphemim.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I should reach out to that dude at the Coldplay
concert and yeah, he fucking dealt with.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't think he did deal with it. Didn't he
get canned? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think he did, and him and the lady and
she got fired too, Yeah, yeah, wasn't she hr?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah she fired herself. Yeah, fight herself. Well, that's got
to be tough, you know, one thing not supposed to do.
Year in Review. Yeah, talking about in appropriate workplace relationships.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
They both resigned, Larry like resigned. I didn't give our
starting lineup. It's big day, Ray the producer, Dylan is
in here, Shay is here, and yours. Truly we may
add another body to this at some point.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Who would be like a dream scenario for you, Dan
to add Diana Rassini?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, wait, agreed a great a minute. That's not a
bad idea because Mike Grabil can't gamble. No, but it
doesn't seem like the rules.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well he's gambling. Yeah, you're right. He might be the
ultimate game.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know who would be great to sit in
the seat. Charles Barkley. Yeah in person. Yeah, but he'd
be too big for the show. Yeah yeah, that personality.
I mean, I feel like Chuck and Shay would get
along like hit it. Oh yeah, everybody gets along with Chuck. Yeah,
and versus Weisa. I mean he he always you know,
(09:56):
just a good good hang good dude.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Uh. Ted Turner passed away the ads. You know I
love Ted Turner? What do you mean? Oh alrightp worked
for Ted Turner for a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Any Yeah, I did. Yeah, it's all them a couple
of times. But I saw this. Darren Ravel, friend of
the show, sent us this. The Atlanta Braves had this.
I don't know what year this was, maybe the eighties.
Ray do we know what year this was? I'm still
looking for it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
On the the little flyer that they had, they have
no date on there, but I'm still trying to figure
that out.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
All right, So it's the Braves and the Cubs Fulton
County Stadium. They gave students children's prices to get in
three dollars one to fifty general admission fifty cents. Postgame
fun will include a wet T shirt contest, Miller beer party.
There'll be a band, bring your friends and your T
(10:53):
shirts and have a great time.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Bring your T shirts.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, and the winner. The winner was Jill Fullerton, a
junior from Georgia Tech. She won five hundred dollars and
got a kiss from Ted Turner.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Got a kiss? What a great arrangement Ted Turner there,
He's like, you get the best prize ever is you
have to kiss me? He always had a beautiful woman
on his arm. My MoMu The ladies. Man always had
a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, yes, rich get Richard Danny Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wasn't he was he married to again? Dan? I forget you. Jane,
Jane Fonda not bad? Yeah back then?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah yeah, I saw Jane a couple of years ago
at Craig's in West Hollywood. She brought her dog to dinner.
I hate that ship, dude, that is that's a shade
hat that ship. I hate it. Uh, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Caitlyn Jenner was there that night, was she? Yeah? You
hear that? She that she brings her dog.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
She brought, he brought, she brought, my pronouns. He brought
her girlfriend, who had since passed away. Was in that
ATV accident.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What wait, I didn't hear about that. Yeah, what do
you say girlfriend? She had her girlfriend, but like her partner,
this is about the Breaksha's brain.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What do you say girlfriend? Does that mean that turned
into one or was one? She was a girl, She
was a girl. Naturally, she is a girl. She was
a girl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, interesting? Yeah, so she I mean she's lesbian?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Wait? So Jenner's a lesbian? Caitlyn, I have no idea.
I just know that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Wait a minute, I was at Craigson Hollywood, and my
daughter says, hey, there's Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Don't you know her? And I go, yeah, I mean
I knew Bruce. You knew Bruce. Yeah, but I'm guessing
Bruce is still Caitlyn. I don't know ways. And so
I walked up to her and I said, I said, hey,
how you doing?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And she goes, Dan, how are I go I'm good,
I'm good, and she goes, I'm getting ready to leave,
wait for this shit show. And I'm like, okay. So
has her girlfriend with her, very striking blonde, a lot younger,
and she walks out the door and there's thirty photographers
(13:20):
there and you just saw these flashballs and it went
on well, then they closed the door.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So they walked out and just like.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
We're you know, five minutes, door closes and then I'm like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's got to get old. What year is this? This
has to be five years ago. Maybe didn't she run
that guy over their car not long before that? I
don't know. I'm pretty sure I'll look it up.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Ellen's wife that got hit by a car Portia de ROSSI, Yeah,
she get hit by Kaylen?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Was Kaylen Jenner? Driving. No. I think she ran over
a guy though, and then got Sports Person of the Year,
which is pretty good. Horsewoman of the Year. Sorry, now,
come on, I mean we're making up stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, No, that the crash thing is true, But she
didn't get Sports Person of the Year.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Not long after she didn't. Those are both facts, they're
not necessarily correlated. Okay, uh, how did we get here?
How do we get anywhere?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Dan? How do we get to Caitlin Jenner? At Craig's
in West Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
We were talking who else did you see there? We
were talking Ted Turner to James. Oh yeah, Jane Vond
And then I saw Jane Fond at Craigs. I saw
Hadid's dad there. I saw John Mayer there. This was
all the same night. Oh yeah, damn yeah. Was there
another time? Jennifer Aniston was there? You guys have a rapport,
(14:48):
well one sided report Perry.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I do all the talking and she go okay done, yeah, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's kind of weird when you walk in there that
when you walk in, everybody looks up to see who
it is, and then if it's nobody, then they all
just look back down disappointed.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, it's like the most la thing, like people are
just so numb to it. I feel like, I mean
New York a little bit, but la. I feel like
the concept of fame is just like, all right, Diamond
doesn't devil, where's Prada? Two? Shaye did you go? I
did not.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I was not an opening night no, okay, but it'll
be seen at the house, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, you're not going to the theater. I'm not going
to theater. No, well, no, what if we do a
podcast movie night to the Devil Words product too? Because
you haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Then you've said, yeah, I don't have any interest in
seeing it at the theater.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But just if you can take a nap.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
If you don't watch it, I'll wait till it's streaming.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know, you're killing the movie industry day.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
My wife, No, I brought it back. I said Tom
Cruise and you know, Maverick, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You're taking credit for saying that Tom Cruise did.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, kind of. I had to let people know that
it was okay, if I'm going to the theaters, you
can too.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That skipt work. I went to that ship in the Mattine.
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
My wife went to see doubleware is proud of too,
and thought that my hair and my glasses and Meryl
Streep her hair and her glasses vaguely similar. I said, Okay,
great actor, I'm going to take that as a compliment
that I She might not though she might be like, wait,
you think that I kind of resemble him like me
(16:30):
and Rosi o'nanneal.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, But you've got a couple of people like the
fatter Russell Crowe.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Which actually did I watched Nuremberg the other Yeah, Russell
Crowe plays Hermann Goring, which even more of the same.
You don't talk. You're both manipulative, and that's not dumb
and innocent and cute and adorable.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But Russell Crowe does look like sh he does actually,
right when you said that, I was like, that is
which Russell Crowe Master and Commander No no, no, not.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Gladiator yeah, Ermingerring Russell Crow, damn it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But and there's a Rosi o'donald kind of look to
you as an attitude and sassiness.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sassiness or Rosy If u Uremberg Russell Crow and Rosy
O'Donnell had a kid, that's what's coming out. If Rosie
could conceive. Yeah, she might, she probably can't.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
She was okay, Uh, we got golf this week, the
Truest Championship, Dylan, do you want to start us off?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I would love to. Dan's officially lose money. We lose
some money on the derby, lose some money on golf.
It's the most wonderful time. And we went over twenty. Yeah,
and d you could have bailed us out if you,
I bet you would have hit that trifact. Then we
would have been a conversation. Super was like fifty four.
(17:56):
How much was it super like fifty fourth thout? Yeah?
For a buck? All right, I just want one, all right,
Truest Championship, Dan, I'm going Sam Burns to win plus
three thousand and the very much do Ludwig Oberg to
win plus sixty.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
He's got to win at some point. He's got the
best swing on tour.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
If he doesn't rip off a major this season and
then next season a major major. Okay, what else do
you NBA? Dan? I'm taking the Sixers to win the
series against the next They've done it before, Okay, they
could do it again. That's plus six hundred, and then
I got NHL parlay for the Weekend Dan Ducks and
(18:37):
Avalanche money Line plus two fifty.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Remember when they first started, they were the Lanch and
then they were the Abs And I don't know if
they like being called they don't like being called the
lanch when.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Wait, when I was growing up back in like the
like Forestburg and Sacic days, they were they were the lanch. Yeah.
Also the Nord Deeks logo top that's the top tier throwback,
the back Nordges. Yeah, you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I like the Blue. I like Toronto Maple Leaves. I
think that's a great sweater.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Brutal team to be a fan of.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
When they won the lottery and none that the things
are looking up that draft fifty year drought.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Uh, let me see, Ray, are you going to be
picking stuff today? I threw my hat in the ring there.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh here's the thing is when there was no Larry
and Shadon sent me his picks till it was eleven
fifty five, so we only had Dylan's picks and I
was like, fuck.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was a ship day for for what I got it?
What I got from that? Yeah, do you have a
bad day? Started really bad? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The baby had a tick. We found a tick on
the back of her ear, big fucking fatty.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's good though. If it's a big one, isn't it, Well, it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Means I've been sitting there for a minute. So the
roommate given bathtime. I know the fuck he's really doing
in there, but she can't check it behind the ears, and.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Uh, we had to pull it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
They take it a Department of Health for lines and
all that shit, and uh, yeah we're clean. But that
was my morning.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Damn. Yeah, didn't you have lime disease? Shaw? Yeah, I
got it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And the roommate that's why she was like, oh no,
our kids are gonna be like you. So so Fifi
was crying. He was screaming all fucking freaking out. I
had to hold her down. I had to pin her down.
It was a ship show. She's a strong kid.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Those things get in there. She's a huge child, all right, Gray,
all right?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So for the NBA thunder to sweep the Lakers, are
you guys okay with Ray?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Just kind of? He just got to shoehorn his way
in there.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You don't put any fucking bets in Today has a
jobby job, Daddy has fucking kids.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sometimes it doesn't work out like, oh, you had to
pull a tick off and call some guy like all right,
worky work. You could have done it yesterday or Tuesday, yesterday,
I don't even know what day is. Damn. Maybe we
need you to throw some picks in too. Nope, yes,
not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's that should be our our like overwhelming goal for
the whole podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's been my goal for fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Actually she got a head start.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, So I guess we're okay with Ray kind of
for the time being.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Just shake it. Look like he's what if it starts goes,
that's going to be an issue for me. I don't
think we have to worry about that.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
All right, Ray, here you go. So Ray, who's the producer?
And uh, apparently you know sense the opening here? Took
advantage of it, didn't really try to get bad Larry
back on the show.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
When Larry said he was gonna give it to me,
I said I could never replace you, Larry, and he
insisted that I took his spot.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I was just trying to help Shay out here. He's like,
I'm gonna cuck that stupid idiot take a spot. Okay, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ray NBA thunder to sweep the Lakers MIGHTUS one O
five if Sja has his worst game in Game one
and they still lose by nineteen. I don't think the
Lakers can pull one out.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And even if Luca comes back, you're just gonna throw
Caruso and door it at him. He's gonna be out
of shape. It's not going to matter.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Game two, Pistons caves under two fifteen and a half.
Game one, they shot thirty seven percent from three, pretty good,
and there was no Jared Allen, so that got to
two twelve. So I feel like it should go under.
Just what I'm thinking here, and then Pistons to win
the Eastern Conference if they get past Cleveland. They've been
beating the shit out of the Knicks all year. The
(22:16):
last three games were fifteen, thirty eight, and thirty one
they won by, so kind of just they sneak past Cleveland.
I kind of like them early against the Knicks. Then
we go to golf. Tommy Fleetwood top ten plus one
seventy five, finished fourth year last year, and he has
four top ten finishes this year, which I like a lot,
and his finished tied twenty third in his last event
(22:39):
but he shot seventy five on Saturday, and the appearance
before that he had a seventy six.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So if he just avoids a blow up, spot should be.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Able to sneak around top ten and then since no
one else is going to do it, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Luke Littler and Louke Humphreys to win in a parlay
today Dodge. It's at like two thirty today.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Both of them have the highest averages on the Darts
Tour in the Premier League, and MVG is kind of
be kind of tough for Littler, but he's won three
to the last four, so I could see Littler.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Squeaking that out. So that's what I got minus one twelve.
You know what I'm gonna write. I'll take that too.
A lot of breakdown. I do like Michael van Gerwin though.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, MVG is really really good. I think he's fourth
in the world right now. Lettler's number one.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Right, you did make the fatal era of actually providing
some insights. Those are, yeah, you're had to get pavied.
I know I'm gonna go like for five. Yeah, the
Lakers come back and win the series. The Pistons lose
to the Cavs. All right, shay uh.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
For golf, First off, I do have Fleetwood top ten,
real original, I don't care. I love the man, and
I got Auburg top ten as well, Aberg. I love
that man. He just has to come. You know, Maricaba
fucking had a tournament win in the one week I
was off, and I was trying to be nice and
not say his name, But here we go.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Why do you think I bet some jam every tournament.
It's because I'm a He's gonna win. It's the fear
of the week that I don't he wins. And then
it's just absolutely.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Devastating baseball Marlin's plus one fifteen, Philly Lane one thirty five.
And then in the basketball, I think Pistons are minus
three and a half.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, it's right, I'm hitting that.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
And uh yeah, I'll be out of town next week,
so hopefully we can do some remote stuff and zoom in.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Are you going to be in Italy? I am being venice.
You're taking a cruise from Argentina to the Canary Islands
of Banychain. I am not at all doing that. What
is this virus? Apparently it's pretty brutal like it's it's
a is it an STD it can be it's a
like rodent borne virus, but where most strains of it
are not transferable between humans, but this particular strain is
(24:41):
and it's like a thirty to five to forty percent
mortality rate. Come on, Yeah, they unloaded a bunch of
corpses from that cruise ship and then like airlifted six
people to the hospital. And the ship's just been bouncing
around because every place is like we don't want that
fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
So it's just like gone to the next port, don't
they send it to the Strait of her mood there?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
There you go. We'll send it there and then torpedo it.
It'll hit some mines, no problem. I mean if there's
like a potentially like society altering virus on the boat,
I mean, sorry, we did this already. Yeah, but I
think this one's like worse, like real. You know what's
funny is I knew that you were going to say
that that's not true. Did you get did you get vaccinated? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Not only did I get vaccinated, Danny, I cheated to
get vaccinated. So I made up excuses to get first
in line.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Like I'm fat mentally disabled? Can I go get it first?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No, it was like, I have cancer, I'm dying. Help
because they don't check.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
There's no way to check if you have cancer, like
I have stage three and they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I would just say, well, if you're gonna die, then
you know what. Actually, let's get somebody else you're going
to take out is how we should have run it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But somebody might live here. Are you still doing your podcast? Yeah?
Doing it tonight with dyl You're going over for dinner.
Would she care to join them?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
By the way, that can we talk about the video?
Oh yeah, the fucking video you sent for your wife. Okay, yeah,
for the roommate. Yeah, yeah, that was uh, you know,
pretty uh intimate? Was it aggressive? I don't know if
aggressive is the right word, but uh, forward.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Could be used. I was just saying thank you for
the invitation to come over there for dinner. Was a
pretty nice thing.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It was actually a nice gesture. I mean, I could
have not said anything. She was very happy about it,
but that's part of the problem as well. She was,
uh she had a great night that night.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, okay, And when the pair of Corduroys shut
up the mail too. I think that was like the nail.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And she she did dinner correctly, though she did not
fuck up there. Yeah, those who were show used Corduroys whatevers,
just letting you know, three hours of swamp ass in
those bad boys framed in my bedroom. No, your wife
is wonderful and it's a very fun back and forth
casual repartee that we have. She texted me in a
(26:58):
panic yesterday, why I don't have any chardonnay at the house.
It was it was like it was like the Second
Company of Jesus. Like she does she drive, She drives
in general. Why can't she go get charge?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
She's very busy. She had a bath coming up. I
don't know what he drank the rest of it, so
you can't drank it in the bath. Also, what's with
the like California friend chardonnay?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Fine? California chardinay is fucking gross?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Agreed, But she, I mean, she's a white trashe and
she is not white trash.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She's a weird lady. No, she found this French charnay
called do Solo. Okay, French is like a chabi or something. Yeah,
she's you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
The roommate's particular chardonnay is just too light and sweet
rose this time, or all my daughters all in on rose,
I'll suck up somewhere.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
As I used to call me rose.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I drinking that had nothing like water when you're in
Pee Town, Yeah, I wish just like water, drink rose
in There is a rose called Hampton Water.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, there's not.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
What's the Hamptons one with the uh that No no, no, no,
no no, it's got the fucking flowers on the on
the bottle and all that ship.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, it's it's from the Hampton's. Yeah, I see, I
forget what that was called. But there is one called
Hampton Water which had.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like a frugion a or something like that. Is that
I'm I go into wind stores all the time.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I like to look around. It's a wolf of State
summer in a bottle, Summer in a bottle.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
For Yeah, that gets pretty popular in Fairfield County.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'm more of a whispering angel guy. Overpriced bullshit. Actually,
you know what's a good rose is ai X one.
I don't know if you've had that. That's good. It's
like same price. It's got to go French. It's they're
all friends.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No French, and don't make it too dark. That's it
the Greek. The Greeks do fucking rose and they suck
it up. Yeah, they like fruit punch. Yeah, it's gross,
it's awful, like and wiry.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I just have a Pinot or cab. You're a red
man Bordeaux. Do you ever drink white wine? Then? Never?
What I've having some like some oysters, no martini, beer beer, Yeah,
aren't you mister Tefka Yeah I am. Yeah, that's the
rose drinkers on this side of the glass. Yeah, you
(29:11):
should be a martini man. I'd like to see a
martini too, dan it well you me and like a
dozen martinis, yes, and a bunch of oysters A dozen martinis.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, it's really like twenty four Sami p and nice
datum my house.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I made him a Diesel one.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
He's chugging Martini like I don't know, one in the morning.
He literally takes a knee, has a Martini in his hand, boom,
shoots the whole thing down.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
At one in the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah at the house. Damn. I was like, all right, dude,
I think we were long gone at that point. Yeah, yeah,
y'all left it was it was a shit show. Yeah,
I tried. I tried. The more vodka is boring, Oh,
gin nanny Jin not a dirty If you're gonna do
it remotely dirty, you do vodka. But Dan that nice
dozen ice cold pei oysters, Uh, slightly dirty. You were
(30:00):
talking about a dozen martini. No, no, I was oysters
and a dozen martinis. You gotta be Jin, gotta be
Jim Martin twelve twelve twelve challenge, twelve oysters, twelve martinis,
twelve steps until you Eat Ship twelve. Yeah. So actually,
yeah that works. That's your program. Now.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I usually started out with three beers in about twenty
four minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Well you're the you go to right off the rip, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And then I'll bring in another one and then I'll
nurse it go red one. No, I don't nurse it.
See that's the problem with other mixed drinks that I
don't nurse.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I mean, yeah, and when they taste really good, you
just inhale them too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, all right, sh Shane Irving, wherever you get your podcast,
Dylan will be on the show.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Let's go get lunch. It's going to be at lunch. No,
let's go get lunch. Oh you're gonna go go? I
don't know all this Martini and oyster talk. Dan, I was,
let's go play Keino. Yeah, that's the opposite of that
spot that has Keno. What do you mean, oh, lunch
spot that is Keno? It's a convenience star. Wait a minute,
don't you guys have stuff to do around here? Yeah?
Is there work still to go after that stuff? Then
(31:08):
I'm staying here. Don Thank you? Ray, I'm thinking Arnold, motherfucker.
Were you making fun of me for doing research? No?
Not me. What did you bet on Colin for this tournament?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah? Well Withdrew three days ago? Wait? Who's Colin Marcawa? Yes,
no I didn't. I said I should. Good try play
the take back. I almost had him. I just looked
it up Withdrew three days ago. Okay, anger for the
back round?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I was going to say, how did we do in
this post? Larry? I had a blast. We got all
our lines correct. Larry might have been the buffer, you know, yeah, yeah,
the mentally deficient buffer.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I just got to make sure before we go, is
everybody okay? If bad Larry comes back during football season,
if he has a lock not come back and give
us like five or six things. Just it's a one
off where he feels really strongly like a five unit.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm okay with that, but we are tracking his quote
unquote locks that he calls in with.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Now, I did want to say this. He still owes us. Yes,
spray tank, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's negot. She's got to do that. He's got to
do that, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Ray, If bat Larry reaches out, he has to get
a spray tan. If now he's not going to get
a spray tan, therefore, he probably won't have any picks
in the fall.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So he can't come on the show until until he
gets his spray tin.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I love that. That's perfect. He must come up here
with the spray tan.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, and until then we will just make up stories
about him and tell them on this podcast. So if
he wants to get back on, he knows exactly what
to do and defend himself.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, have a great gambling weekend, everybody for a big day. Ray,
who muscled his way into being now part of the
Gambling Podcast as a participant. We would also want to
thank Dylan and of course Shay and Irving and yours truly,
we'll do it again next week. Maybe we'll talk to
you then
Host
Dan Patrick
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