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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayne Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. We are ready to go.
I think is everybody here?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay forgetting we're shorter guy, I know, well not anymore.
Larry is dead to us. Yeah yeah, so Big Day
Ray is producing this, but also he has kind of
taking the role the spot of Bad Larry for a
little while until we can get somebody more important or famous.
Dylan is here and Shay is in Italy. Yes, okay,
(01:00):
is this just a you and the roommate with a
little getaway.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, it's like a couple's trip. Danny's the roommate and
no kids.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's the fact that, Okay, how long are you there for?
Where are you right now? In Italy?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
We're in Venice and we come back juneteenth. Unfortunately, I
wish I was in the state so great.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, Marvin would love to have you back. Wait wait, wait,
you're there until June nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's juneteenth, yes, dealing for those unaware.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, not just saying that's a month, that's a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It was not no, no, no, what day is today?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
May fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm coming back before juneteenth? That maybe that was that
was wrong. No, May nineteenth, May nineteen, May teenth, mateen,
that's for the lumberjackson. The lobster fishermen maintains they were
free at that day.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, all right, So you're in love in Italy and Venezia. Yeah,
and then you're with your your wife's friends, couples.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, like our mutual friends and taking it. Yeah, we're
here until the nineteenth. It's it's no kids. You know,
the kids are a distraction sometimes that you need and uh,
they're not here.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You gotta you got to spend a lot of time
with your wife. Have you gotta have things to talk about?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh man, she's so mad. Apparently the snoring is out
of control. And then she of course the time of
the month just I didn't think about lining up the
flight time versus the female time. And it's just been
it's been rocky. She she said I was being incorrigible today.
She was wordy cordib with that's she got like her,
(02:45):
She got like her English fucking nanty accent on.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It was like, you're being in incorrigible, like oh fuck
Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh okay, well good luck with that over there with
all your friends drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Perhaps yeah, they're well, they're drinking. There's like I guess
the Italians make a rose too. I didn't know. And
they're all just gallon of that going down. I like it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Heino Grisi. Let me recap. By the way, Ray won
five five and a half units. Last week, Shay won
four units and Dylan Dylan lost three.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Ray thinks he could just waltz in here and be
a fucking loser like the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It takes time, Ray, don't get used to it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Put in your work recapping it. See Dylan, not much
to recap. You got the darts bet correct?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I hopped on with Ray, thank god. Okay lost everything
else Shay.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Shay won all three of his with Tommy Fleetwood top tend,
lud big overg top ten and Pistons minus three and
a half against calves. Look at Ray, I don't see
any bloodshed on there.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The pistons don't look really good against the cabin. That's
a future though.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, okay, all right, A couple of things to go
over here, in no particular order. How about Lane Kiffin
blasting Old Miss talking about segregation, and then all of
a sudden Steve Serkesian out of nowhere with the basket
weaving as a class at Old Miss?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Here?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What did Old Miss do to these guys?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, I mean they've got a pretty long rap sheet.
I just think it's I think it's pretty hilarious. At
Lane Kiffen went to the civil rights bastion that is
noted shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I call him Martin Luther Kiffin. Martin Luther Kiffin Jr. Yeah,
I mean I learned.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
This week what the origin of the tiger's nickname is
for us even has nothing to do with the animal.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah that's yeah. Uh let me see what else? Uh
So the basket weaving Lane Kiffin, Steve Serkesian I did
say to Steve Sark, why don't you how about you
win something like if you're blaming your troubles on basket
weaving at Old Miss, like you're losing players to old
(05:08):
miss that might say a little bit more about you
than basket weaving exactly. Let's like not pretend like we're
graduating fucking nassat PhDs at UT very calmed down.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Well, UT is a really good school, Yes, it is,
so football players?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well no, okay, yeah, once again, you wake me up.
When somebody's academically ineligible in these major sports at these
major universities, is it? It doesn't happen anymore in a minute.
Caleb Williams, heavy favorite to be on the cover of Madden.
Is the curse still alive? Is it still alive?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dylan will Be No.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I think maybe it took a little hiatus, but it's back.
Caleb Williams, if he's on the cover of mat it's
too soon for that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Fourteen of the twenty four cover athletes or fifty eight
percent from one to twenty twenty four have been cursed.
Three of the ten cover athletes from the last ten
years and twenty fifteen to twenty twenty five have been cursed.
There haven't been back to back curses since twenty eleven
twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Remember when Peyton Hillis was on the cover? Yeah, I
do that didn't end Well, no.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, it's too soon, dude. There's way too soon for
him to be on the cover of Math.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, Peyton Hillis had only one year that was worse,
that was awful. He had like fifteen hundred yards. Yeah,
Peyton Hills people's sexiest man alive. Don't know if you
guys are going to bet on this, but bad Buonnie
is the favorite. That Bonnie Michael B. Jordan. Hasn't he
(06:45):
already been the sexiest guy? Yeah, he's been one already.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Can you repeat? You can be it as many times? Right,
it's not like one and done.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I don't know, I've never been up for it. Oh,
you'll get there. Then Pedro Pascal, the women really like
Pedro pet.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The white guys, well, I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yet, Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
There, there you go, al Hey, we got a clear winner.
There we go.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Travis Kelcey, Timothy Shallomey. That's a string of whites in there. Sha.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, I had a couple of ones. A twink the
other one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Joe ron Medmi, the mayor of Wait Shay.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Guess what his odds are plus seventeen seventy five. Better
not be fucking seventy six Brother.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Manniversary money Ive Donnie Ye dark Horse.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I have to blame me when I when Chase says
something stupid or insensitive, and I have to blame me
because I brought it up like it's weird. I don't.
I don't blame blame Shaye anymore. I blame me. I'm like, Okay,
that's on me. That's mature of you.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Though I debated putting those odds in there, and I
gave them the benefit of the doubts.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What did I do? We're in Bennett.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That's you know what hard to argue. Did you take
the gondola ride when you get out of the train
station and you come up and then you jump in
a gondola to go to your hotel?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No chance, Danny. I'm not those riple.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's like ninety euro right now to get on a
gondola to go like a twenty minute gondola ride. They
jacked them prices up.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Dang, like the horse carriages in New York. So you
go do like a yeah, half a mile lap and
they're like that only two hundred and fifty dollars and
the horse doesn't get any of that now animals. The
horse looks miserable too.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, they should stop that ship. By the way, So
speaking of progressive that should not be those horses are
living a bad life.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
There's been I think there's been pushes recently to ban
that in New York City, and I I don't know
what ended up happening.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Have you been on a carriage ride?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I have not a long time. Yeah, but you've been
on a carry yes? Yeah, yeah, it's underwhelming.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I did it once and it was the middle of winter,
and then my wife had this idea and she goes, oh,
we should take a carriage right through Central Park, put
on our coats, get some hot chocol and no. Then
they give you a blanket, and then you're like, all right,
we'll do it. Like there are things that you just
you have to do. Yeah, you don't go all do
we really need to? You just go okay, fuck it?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I like the uh the rickshaw bike guys. Those are
a ripoff too. Have you ever been one of those?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Once?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, it's like ten dollars a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I had to go to a freaking museum, some modern
art exhibit. Shit going on in Venice right now. I
had to go to this stupid fucking museum about modern
art literally in the city that's a thousand years old,
and I got to go see some asshole from nowhere
Italy that makes fucking T shirts, stretches them in concrete,
hangs them, and it's supposed to be fucking proud of themselves.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You sell, Maybe you sell, think you've been. I don't know,
I'm drinking or something.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You sell. God, I wish be You sound a little
banged rub it in Danny. Yeah, I'm bigged up because
the roommates been putting me through emotional hell.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
It is funny to go to Italy and go to
a modern art museum. It's crazy. Yeah, was that the
Vinci guy from there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, there's a lot of guys are here. Like through
the building that the museum was that the fucking exhibit
was in was six hundred years old. But that's what
I want to see. There's powart like yeah, yeah, literally,
and it's literally pop art like on the walls, and
people are like, oh, look at this is fucking great. Yeah,
fuck you. The basement is older than America. What the
fuck are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I know, when we talk about our history and We're like,
it's two hundred and fifty years old. I'm like, that's
new in Europe. Yeah, that ain't long. But Italy, I
think you could say that da Vinci is the smartest
man who ever walked the earth. I think he's maybe
the most impactful aside from jac But I think what
(11:05):
DaVinci was doing in the fifteenth century, what about Magellan?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, now da Vinci had ranged though, he was doing
all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yes, well about Stephen Hawking if he wasn't on Epstein's Island.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I don't even believe he was that smart. I don't
even believe. I think somebody was running that computer for him.
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Honestly. Do you think it was a beard?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, I do, one hundred percent, do I do?
I think I think it was like for marketing, and
you know they got to be They paid a lot
of money for like the computer to tell you a
fucking story, like why they have eyelands up? That's the
fuck up. Also, he's on the list, so what are
we talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
He is very much on the list. Midgets do mass equations,
I know that kind of rules. I think you get
more credit though, because you're going through Stephen Hawking. If
it was just a regular guy, yeah, you need the chair,
you need professor.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It was film Assol who was like, no, he listens
to me because I look like an idiot. He was like,
what if I get this guy in a wheel stur.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Ray. I'm going to start with you because you had
the great week last week as you stepped in for
bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Thank you, thank you, undefeated. That'll change this week, ye
once we get into golf. But first one, Ludwig Auberg
top twenty. He's played really well. Five top ten finishes
in his last six events. The only one was tied
twenty first at Augusta. So I think top twenty should
be pretty good. Plus one fifteen. I'm gonna channel my
(12:35):
inner Larry here. Chris got her up top twenty. New
Jersey's Chris Gonner up yep.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Plus two to fifteen. He's fifth in driving this year.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
He's hitting at like three thirty around off the tee
and they said it's the approach. Outs are going to
be really tough this week. So I'll take the guy
who is less club going in I think that'll matter.
And then Patrick Cantlay top twenty plus one fifty three
top ten finishes in his last four events. Outlier was
tied twelfth at the Masters, playing really well. I think
he's underrated at the moment. And then to win Patrick
(13:06):
Can'tleay to win plus fifty seven hundred, Ludvig to win
plus thirty two hundred, and then Tommy Fleetwood plus twenty
six hundred to win. Played really well last week, top five,
and he's fourth in strokes. Great gained around the green,
which I think is going to matter. He's going to
hang around, hit some good drives.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What are you doing doing research? It worked last WEEKDND.
That's Ray's job to be her heel. As they listened
to the show before, Yeah, like you're making these other
guys feel bad because they don't do any research.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I was gonna throw in my guy, Sepstraca, but that
was just a gut feeling to finish in a three ball.
But I took him off the list because I want
to have research based material for this podcast, Growing.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Facts Dan Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And then for for.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
The NBA, I have Cad Cunningham over twenty eight points.
In Game six, Cleveland's outshot the Pistons by forty free
throws over the last two games. I think that's going
to be a market correction. He's going to get to
the line, be more aggressive. He's the only I that
can score, so I think he's going to get the
line a bunch and probably around thirty three thirty four
points for Kaid.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, that brings h Shay, who joins us from Venice, Italy.
We don't have any of your information here.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, it's something about the time change. Danny. I got
Brooksy Brooksy top ten, I got Auburg to win it,
and I got Ricky Ricket paula top ten in the
golfy golf anyway, And I know I don't want to
talk about this very much. It's sense of subject for
me with the previous is coming up and the Derby
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just really broke me in half. But I like, I
still like incredible. I don't care anybody says so if
you're thinking about doing something dumb, bet on incredible, incredible.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You guys didn't pick any horses. I'm going I've got
a couple. Dan, there's not on the she. Apparently Ray
didn't do any research on horses.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Horse was it's.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Horse racing is just a crapshoot. I don't know anything
about the horn.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You either know or you don't. Oh, this guy's a mutter.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And then.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Jay's a mutter. Yeah, brother Motterfuck Dylan, Dylan, Hey, all right, Dan.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I mentioned it last week how I always like to
bet on s jm more because of the fear of
him winning the week that I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And then you didn't bet on him last week correct,
and he was leading going into the weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I did manage to get him at like plus three
thousand Sunday morning, so I felt I was like, I'll
go down with the ship on this. He fucked up,
of course, but some James playing some good golf. The
irons are back. He had he struggled with those last season.
He's got to get the flat stick working.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Now, the putter don't give me the fucking flat He's
got to get the flat stick working.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
And he's plus fifteen thousand, ship it twenty bucks, he's
three grand. I got Brooks to win plus twenty six
one hundred and like my esteemed colleague Italian Shay, I've
got Ricky Fowler top ten plus three thirty.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And Shane Lowry Shane.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Lowry to be the top Ireland slash UK Golfer PGA Championship.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Why don't they just say great Britain. Ireland is not
Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Irish Instagram lights you up for this?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, you're about to get cooked by kneecap. Part of
Ireland is great Britain, right the top part. Yeah, yeah,
we don't.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's just the lame part.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, I don't include them. I'm just saying that they
kind of they're not leaving.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
That's a flag rory flies under Northern Ireland.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, okay, why did they even want it that bad?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
The Brits because they're colonizers, because they can't stop. They're
like a disease.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I think you're in it this long, you're not going
to get out of it. If you give it back,
you're kind of admitting guilt.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yes, yeah, yeah, well look at India. They did it
to India, they could do it to Ireland. Guys, come on,
let's have some optimism here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's true, all right, fair enough? Dylan anything else?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, d NHL future Nathan McKinnon of Our Avalanche, Our
lanch to win the con smythe plus two hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
He had a goal last night. I was sick that
I don't know maybe it was lucky because I don't
know if you take dead aim where he was taking
dead aim on globside, top shelf, and there was just
it looked like there was you know when you go
to the County Fair and you try to, you know,
(17:37):
get something through a hole and it's you know, just
barely fit.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Through it, like the same size. Yes, yes, it felt
like there was room for a puck. Yeah, and that
was it. And he got right over that blocker side
and shoulder. It was unbelievable. It was unbelievable. He's uh,
he's a guy I've actually seen play a lot in person.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Actually I said gloveside it was it was blockers box. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
He's he's a really underrated if you want to talk
underrated players in the NHL, he's really good. There's obviously
the McDavid's out there that kind of overshadow him.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
But but I remember when the Avalanche had Peter Forsburg, Yeah,
sackic and and I remember the purist at the Mothership
would always be, man, you gotta you gotta watch Forsburg.
He's the best player in hockey. I go, all right,
I'll watch, then I'll go I don't think he's the
best player in hockey. I'm just saying he was an
Avalanche fan. No, it was none of the the hockey
(18:33):
guys at ESPN and I was. I would watch and
they'd go, man, you if you know hockey, then you'll
know that you know Forstburg's best plan. I go, then,
I don't know hockey. But it just always struck me
that they loved Peter Forsburg Foresstburg.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
He'd throw the gloves off too. I was more of
a Joe Sakic guy. Yeah, yeah, that's a good Avalanche team.
That was a very good team. Patrick waw waw waw.
But just go by Roy. No, no, no, no, I
like you.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Like the water.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
It's like how Ralph finds his rape finds. I know
that's stupid. Its spelled Ralph.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Well, Brett Farv is spelled Fabre. That's true. One OF's heroes,
Brett Farb Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, no, no, stealing from the public offer is not
a fucking hero of mine, I can guarantee.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
But as far as sending pictures.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah oh yeah, top tier Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You are, you are a fan of you do admire photography?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I am a big fan of photography. This is true.
That's the Italian photography.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I will say that, when's the last time you sent
an intimate picture?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yesterday to who the roommate?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Check your email? There she was there, I know.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I was like, you didn't get back to the room and.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
She said, and she said, who's there?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
She didn't respond dead red. He left me on red.
That's what I got. It's dead red. I was like, man,
what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
We'll have fun over there and we will welcome you
back like a hero returning from war. When you come
back on maineteenth, not June nineteenth, May nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Del Marvin, I'll be at the cookout, thank god. I'll
be here all right.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
But then are you going to be in Maine for mainteenth?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I am yeah, yeah, look oh i'll see you there, Danny.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Ye, she's coming great.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, I'm going to Tucker's. I'll be dark down the road.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I'll send you a picture.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh all right, get back to the room.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
May get it?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yell okay, that's a Shae in Irving in Beniciddly. Have
you been to Venice then, Vinicia?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You called uh what do we call it? Florence Ferenze too? No, no,
just I was corrected by somebody in the family tree.
They're like, oh, I said Venis was great, they go
Venzia and I go, ah, fuck off.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's like Basil is Basilica. I guess really like basil
like the herb.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I thought Basilica was like a church thing, so did I.
That's but I did take a train up to Venice,
which was great, and then get out of the train station.
You just come up on a platform and then there's Venice.
You take about gondola And I didn't take a gondola there.
I took a water taxi. Ah. And isn't Venice like
falling into the canap like?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think they're doing a pretty good job. They've taken
care of I think the flooding. Yeah, it was like yes,
but they spent like a billion dollars on the flooding prevention.
But it's it is a it's amazing. It's a marble
that somebody would go, We'll build the entire city on stilts.
It seems like a dumb idea. Yeah, I know, but
(22:01):
now you see it in some of these houses, like
the ground level is right there on the water. Yeah,
if it comes up a little bit then come on in.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Have you seen in like Nantucket and stuff, there will
be these houses that are right on the cliff and
because of erosion, it'll be like a seven million dollar
house and they're like, it's two hundred thousand dollars because
we've estimated it's going to fall in in two years.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know, they rent it for two years before it
just tips over. Yeah, well you always have those houses
on the outer bank. It feels like every year here
comes to storm, they get knocked down, they get built
back up. Yeah, which is weird.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's like, don't you think you maybe move it back
a little just for longevity's purposes.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Well, that's it. That's another episode in the books. Dan
Patrick takes a gamble for a big day, Rag who
put all this together, and also Dylan and Tyler who
is running the equipment nostime like Marvin. Marvin said, hey,
do I have to do us anymore? And I said,
well I can have Tyler sit in And Marvin feels
(23:05):
like he wanted to graduate to doing big boy stuff
on the pastures. Yes, but Tyler is in here listening
as well, running the equipment. All right, we'll talk to
you next week. Thanks, for joining us on Dan Patrick
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