May 21, 2026 • 29 mins
The guys recap Shea's trip to Italy and lock in some NBA Playoff + PGA bets.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me And now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, here we are. We got back together again. I'm
in Maine, but Shay is in the home Man cave.
Dylan's there, big day, Ray, and and you wherever you
might be consuming this podcast, by the way, recapping, And
I did get a couple of people saying, is the
door shut on bad Larry? And I said, Larry shut
(00:40):
the door? I didn't. I mean, will I open a window? Yeah? Maybe,
but Larry's Larry didn't want to do this over the summer.
Larry just wants to do it during football season. That's
the only thing that he knows really well.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, Shay, it's like Roger Clement for the Yankees, Like
the last couple of years. He would show up at
the end of the year and just pitch ye.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Travel independently for the team too. Yeah. A rocket classic.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, but at least he was a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, he's not still.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, yeah, he was Hall of Fame, Hall of fame
caliber Bad Larry's not No Bad Larry wins all the
bets that he doesn't tell us about on the show. Yeah,
did you ever notice that? It's like, oh, well you
got that one, Okay, congratulations. So bad Larry is not
involved in the gambling podcast. Larry did this to himself,
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and if he wants to come back, there will be
certain requirements. One would be a spray tan, which is
still and I think there should be some more shaming
with bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
He needs to do that.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Regardless, he still oweses that that's just for us to
even entertain the idea of letting him back.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, or he's a fucking Welsh and that'd be bad. Yeah.
It's like a live thing, a Welsher live thing. Yeah yeah,
well sure, yeah, welch, you're not a bet. But does
that have anything to do with people from Wales. I
don't know. I've been trying my hardest not to make
jokes about ethnicities.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, the Welsh trouble on social media, go figure, go figure.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't care about that. It's the roommate and all
the tennis moms are like, oh here we go again.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, by the way, the video your wife sent me
from Paris or Italy, I should say Venice, Yeah, Benitzia.
And you know how those synchronized swimmers wear a lot
of makeup. Yeah yeah, your wife looked like a synchronized swimmer.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That was Yeah, that was the black time night.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, she was very glammed up. Sent me a
sultry message from some Venice hotel I believe, or a ballroom.
We were in a ballroom, yeah yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Did she suggest that or did you suggest that me?
I did. I was like, you got to tell Danny
happy birthday, because if I say it, he ain't gonna
give a ship.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, I would have.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I thought it was a nice though.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, but wait a minute. When I did the video
to your wife to say I couldn't come over to
the house that night.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's what happened. I was like, you got him a video,
you had a problem with it. You're just never allowed
at my house again, that's all.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What if we have a picnic outsigne all right by
the pond. Yeah, he'll let anyone over there too, that
little pond. Let me recap.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Here, because you got lakes everywhere you turn.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It heard of a lake.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's a goddamn pond.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It is not a lake, and it's barely a pond.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's about a quarter acre twelve feet deep.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
All right, what's the pecking order of bodies of water?
I mean lake late Lake's number one, I'd say lake. Well, yeah, river, lake, creek, pond. No,
I mean like ocean, ocean. Oh yeah, I guess it
was a big fresh water.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You get you're thinking for tributarya.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Now, Okay, Ray, you're not doing anything. Can you find
out how we came up with welching on a bet?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
It's just I looked it up and it says just
to back out. I can't find as of right now
where it came from.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Safe search on. He's not allowed to look at that,
not welshing, welchin welch.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, all right, Ray joined, Ray forced his way in
since Larry got kicked to the curb. So Ray lost
two units last week, he's plus three and a half.
Shay lost four. You're now minus five. Dylan lost four,
He's now minus ten. Got that. Thank got that. I
(04:47):
did think of you. When Bryson de Shambo was skeptical
of the moon landing.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Footage, man of the people, are we are we still
on this top Okay, okay, hear me out. It looks
fake as ship. Right, we never went back, which is weird.
That gets me, that's weird. But the argument against it
is we could never keep that secret. But then you
think about aliens. We've kept that secret a long fucking time.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So do you think we walked on the moon If
the roommate is listening, yes.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What if Tucker's listening?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
No, Tucker Carlson, We're the only country with fucking Hollywood.
We're the only country that could have ended by come on,
take movies and they couldn't fly a pipe and let
alone get a fucking see there go again.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I know you just you just upset all of those
There's a lot of people in India.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
What's your what's your current Italian status? After spending two weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There, they're great, but when they come to Connecticut, something
happens to them, like they get really fun lame and annoying.
But over there they're awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I was playing Keno like every day over there. It's
fucking sweet.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But for somebody who hates the Italians, you've Italy on.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Vacation, Italian Americans, I don't like. The actual Italians are cool.
As shit.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, but no international incident over there?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Uh well no, no, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Hey you're here, okay. Welshing on a bet means to
cheat by failing to pay a gambling debt, or renegging
on a promise.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What watch?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The term originated renegging on a promise nineteenth century British
horse racing slang emerged from the emerged from the eighteen
fifties to describe bookmakers who accepted wagers and absconded without
paying out the winners they were welshing welching still feels
like they're coming after the Welsh, those from walesworthy.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Notorious stepped on populist.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes Shay versus the world. Americans are the best tourists.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, true, this is a problem. I have a lot
to say about this, but my description of the other
tourists might get us a little lot of trouble and
you might have to bleep me. But Americans are the best.
Every other country that sends people to Europe, it's like
they're going to fucking Ohio, It's no big deal. They
take a train and they're in Venice. They're like, who
gives a shit? Americans actually care And when you see
him on the street, You're like, hey, man, what's that up, motherfucker?
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And an American sees you and they're like, hey, dude,
how you been. All these French are rude as shit.
The Germans are quiet and creepy. The Swiss are the same.
The Spanish are just fucking smoking weed and doing drugs.
It's it's the Americans are the best tourists in Europe.
I don't give a shit. I'm not even gonna mention
Asia because I'll probably get canceled. But that is a
whole nother fucking spectrum of tourists.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes, Ray.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I got nothing. I was telling him to calm down
before you.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Because you're got too excited. Went to the Doge. I
went to the Doge Palace. Yeah, in Vedice, like you
know where.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Where where Elon lives lives.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And the building itself was like a thousand years old,
I mean really cool. It was amazing. I know there's
a lot of people that don't appreciate it when they're
going on the tour and they fucking interrupt the tour guide. Well,
and they're not American, I can tell you a guy.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
The English are there.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They're the worst.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Europe's Americans. That's what they said. They get to have
the worst rapp in Australians are worst, but Australians are
usually are in Asia and stuff like that because of
approximately Like if you go to Bali, it's just hammered
Australian dudes fighting each.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Other, begging for drugs. Yeah, begging everyone they see.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I will say, there's nothing that turns you into a
patriot quicker than like this happened to me last time
I was in Spain. I was like smoking a cigarette
with some guy outside of this bar and then like
somehow the conversation turned into him shitting on America and
our government. I was like, At first, I was like, yeah,
I mean there's some valid criticisms in there. And then
he kept going and I was like, all right, motherfucker,
I shut up.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You start talking about guns.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You're like listen here, you yeah, how many people we've killed?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I'm like yeah, but like the Spanish Inquisition never happened,
Like no shit.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
By the way, Dylan had one of the uh batter
beats with the Cavaliers money line that uh now is
that worse than somebody who had the cabs in six
and a half and ended up losing that was rude.
I would be more like, that's worse. I agree, it is.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, I thought about that when we were talking, when
we brought up at the end of the show the
show Show Today, Dan, I was going to say, it
was like I would, I like, if last game is
any indication having the six and a half didn't even
matter for starters, And that is such a more heartbreaking
thing because there's two times where you buy back in. Obviously,
when they're up you're like, when they're up twenty two,
you're like, I'm chilling. Then when they tie it and
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go to overtime, you're like, all right, I still have
the six and a half.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's what it's over. You know, as soon as it
goes to fucking overtime, you're losing that.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I knew that. I knew I was losing.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I knew the Calves weren't losing, but I figured they
could still cover six.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
And a half.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Your beat the quarterback Randon Soresby at Texas Tech. The
judge who was going to listen to this case is
from He graduated Texas Tech law school, so he has
recused himself coward. So this guy is going to sue
the NCAA College football to try to be able to
(10:22):
play again.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
He should be.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Able to play again. He's got a disease. Well why
didn't he work on the disease instead of football.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
He'll be too busy playing the game.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So he's a multitasker. He can do it both.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
He was betting on everything.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Romanian, like soccer, Yeah, hot dog eating contests.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Speaking of hot did you hear about our boy.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Joey CHESTNUTT Yeah, yeah, he got arrested right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Slapped a dude in the face at a bar in Indianapolis.
Two am, I am.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I saw something where it was like, well this is like,
well the board of the Nathan's Hot Dog Competition factor
this end and they're like, we don't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He's on probation. They're still gonna let him compete. It's
sucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, but how what would you say? The draw the
ire of Joey Chestnut?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
There we go, victim blaming. I love it. I agree,
I can't eat all that pussy. He was talking shit.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Well, people say he like after the hot dog contest.
They've seen him just like at a bar in Coney
Island after eating seventy five hot dogs, if.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
He can eat seventy five hot dogs, how many beers
can this motherfucker handle?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Probably Andre the Giant level, No, I don't know. Andre
the Giant drank more beer than anybody. He was good
for like one hundred in a sitting right, Yeah, yeah,
And if you ever see those cans in his hand,
it is scary. You know, when you get those little
like pineapple cans, you know that you're gonna put in
a drink. I mean, that's how that's the size of
(11:48):
a regular beer can is with Andre the Giant. I
also saw this story and I figured I'd bring this up.
Why not. Family members of the Titan subs say remains
have been offered to them, but they were going that
they resemble a shoe box with slush inside of their
family members.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I have an article, Dan, so this is from people. Obviously,
I feel terrible for this woman. Her husband and son
exploded in the submarine, but the way that's written and
what the Coastguard offered her as hilarious, So I'll just
read it for a sec. She said, we didn't get
the bodies for nine months. She said, well, when I
say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They
(12:30):
came in two small boxes like shoe boxes, and then
she goes there wasn't much they could find. They have
a big pile they can't separate all mixed DNA, and
they the coastguard asked if I wanted some of that too,
So they're like, we got a pile of guts and stuff,
do you want anymore that?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I was like, what kind of offers that?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Why don't they just have a collective casket where they
can just put everybody under a headstone. That's weird, Like, well,
that's better than offering everybody buy a shoe box full
of slush.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You'd want to be in a casket with like a
bunch of other dudes.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I was in a titan sub with them. Yeah, yeah,
fair idiots.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'd rather be in the casket than that's up.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Because don't give me anything.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I'm surprised they want to like grabbed that stuff and
we're like, all right, here's.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Your scooped it off the fucking wall, here's your husband. Oh, idiots,
I mean, it's not like the last game at Shay
Stadium where you want to grab some dirt.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I mean, come on, it's funny picture.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Just like the coastguards like has just a pile and
they're like, we want to scoop in this?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Or what are you good?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Who got ordered to do that job? Like what private
or whatever it's called?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Oh, deliver the shoe box.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Scoop it up.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I did think of you, h Shae with Rashi Rice
surgery on his knee and then he goes to jail
for thirty days for smoking pot.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Genius by the way, like what are we doing here?
So surgery before jail, He's going to be in the
medical warl the whole time. He's chilling. He's not gonna
be in gen pop no matter what. But he's chilling.
But to risk it over marijuana, that's what pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's fucking Texas, though if it's in another state.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I mean, it's weed, Like, who gives a shit, you
might as well have a couple like cups of coffee.
It's fucking marijuana. That shit's for teenagers. Let's do some
real shit.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It does suck that if he was elsewhere, it wouldn't
have even been an issue. Oh well, fucking rules of
rules Texas landed. I thought Texas all about freedom.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It is. It's about freedom and constriction.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And that's not freedom.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You have to be free in the right way. Otherwise
you're fucking jail where you're deported to buy.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
On top of all that, he can lose up to
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in mini camp and
finds this year worth it jail.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
He's lucky to be able to play against No shit,
this is one of those you got talent, you got talent,
you don't have talent, see you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Everybody's yelling about stores be coming back, and we got
fucking we got this shit going on.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Well, you know who else might be coming back to
Who's up for parole this year is Henry Ruggs. It's
only twenty seven. Yeah, oh damn. And like August, I think,
which is consid'es right? I mean, I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But you you see these guys, who was it the Eagles,
Nolan Smith?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh yeah, going one to thirty five?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Georgia's Georgia Kirby.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Is it just because you can go seventy five miles
an hour on the parts of Atlanta Highway?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, eighty eighty eighty.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That Atlanta Autubon they got down there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Okay, but something I mean that this isn't a coincidence.
It's just another Georgia football player.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
If you're twenty years old and a dealership gives you
a fucking hell cat, you're pressing the gas, I am.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
They clocked him at one hundred and thirty five miles
an hour in Georgia.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
That's like the cop comes out, guns are on if
you're going that fast.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah. No, I went to jail for going that fast.
And California redless driving.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
I think it's a felony if you're going three times
over the legal speed limit, which I'm sure one thirty five.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is Orange County jails.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, I think I think speed limit was seventy and
he's going so he's going twice.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
If you're on double I think that's a frowned upon it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Have you seen that? Is it?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Netflix? Has the Crash?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Have you seen?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, I watched?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, what is it? It's brutals about what.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
This girl, high school girl, her boyfriend and his friend
and they're driving like five five point thirty in the
morning and she No, they didn't find it. I think
pot was all they found. They didn't find mushrooms or anything.
But you see her make this turn and it's like
(16:46):
a like a polite turn, and then she ends up
going over one hundred miles an hour. And then they
have the surveillance cameras, like you can hear this car
whizzing by. She's she never won hit the brakes, never
once went straight into a school, into a wall, killed
(17:07):
these two guys. Is this boyfriend she tried to Didn't
she get in trouble for this?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
They said, like they yeah, they got her for murder.
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I didn't realize that cars had a black box like that.
But it basically didn't either. It said, there's breaks had
not been interacted with the entire time. She's going that fast,
and but I think they said even the steering wheel
there was like a last second jerk, almost like someone
had tried to grab it. And then they basically concluded
like she was trying I think, trying to kill herself too.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But she Italian?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Uh, maybe she might be.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
They're in Ohio. How many Italians are in Ohio?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Dan, I don't know about Strongsville. That's northern northern Ohio
and I'm not familiar with that. But yeah, but I
don't know if she's Italian. But she but you you
keep waiting to see some remorse and.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, no, shit no, because I think.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
What ended up happening was they basically concluded that she
thought that he was going to break up with her
and they had kind of like a toxic relationship. So
she was like, fucking, I'm taking us both out then,
and this one.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Poor guy who got a ride with them out, yeah,
ends up dying. Yeah, it's a it's a bad, bad
situation there. And then her dad just got suspended. I
think he's a school teacher for his They did interviews
and her parents don't come off well at all. Now,
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how much.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Time did she get.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
I'm looking at twelve felony charges life in prison with
parole eligibility in twenty thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah, pared fifteen.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
And there's seven hundred thousand Italians in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Ah, I think there's more in Connecticut, way more, way more, Dylan,
last week, a lot of bloodshed with golf. And you
used to have the Nathan McKinnon to win the con
smythe trophy, yep, Shay and Italy. That would be the whiff.
Wait a minute, didn't Ricky get top ten?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He fell towards the end he finished tied for sixtieth.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh, Brooks was down two shot.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Ricky shot five over on Sunday, you.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Went that great, you went over four. Rays got the
Pistons winning the East. Ray Kate Cunningham. Ray loves the Piston,
so you.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Love the Pistons. Kid had nineteen a half one in
that game. Didn't get to the line one still the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
That's a little shady PGA.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You got a couple right, and then you got some
other ones that we're wrong. Well, all right, shay uh,
don't start with you bets this week.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
You know, if we have to do Italian, why I
was there?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It's a beautiful languish Janny. I got the Northern Communye's
supposed to win twenty against the Yanks, And I got
Uncle Stevie laying one fourteen against the Nats. And I
got the t Gray's laying one twenty against the worst
city in the world. Wait, Cleveland has now surpassed Cincinnati
since a nasty and yes it has the armpit of America?
Is Cleveland? Feel?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I got right? I'd rather go to Cincinnati than Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Me too, Yeah, not having either Cincinnati tries. Cleveland is like.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
The only thing they have to offer is the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. Mary, you have like a
shitty museum, and that's.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It until they allow Mariah in there. I'm not fucking
going ever.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh you weren't going to begin with I.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Would have with Mariah anyway. Byron Nelson seewoo, Kim, I
said it right. Top ten Brooks, top ten, Austin Eckro.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Here we go, interesting, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Plu's ninety eight hundo to win and then Michael brandnon
win plus twelve thousand. I think I need to hit
something horrid. Then I got the Calves plus six and
a half against your New York Nicks.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Oh look at Ray. Look at all of his explanation. Here,
look at all the documentation for Ray podcastone needs to
do it.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
It's actually working out kind of well. Up three and
a half units.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
No big deal. This is your second goddamn show. What
are you talking about it?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Come on, I gotta take a victory lap when I can.
It's not gonna last very long.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Take it from me. Ray, It's coming yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Probably all right.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
I feel good about this because Shay is on the
Calves Nicks minus six and a half. Donovan Mitchell seems
a little limpy, and that means James Harden is going
to be handling the ball, and we all know how
that turns out. O g Bridge is going to be
attacking him. And the Calves have played two straight seven
game series. I feel like they're gonna get tired. Same
thing with Jalen Brunson. To lead the Eastern Conference Finals
(21:53):
in total points minus two hundred, I'm gonna put two
units on that to get one unit back. I just Mitchell,
if he's hurt, he's gonna be tired. I think Brunson's
gonna have the most points in that series. Then okay,
see money Line versus the Spurs in game three. If
Dylan Harper is not playing, that's gonna be tough. And
if there's one thing that SGA can do to avoid Wemby,
(22:17):
it's hit the mid range game. So if Brunt, if
Harper is not gonna play, he should be able to
attack hit some mid range shots. So I like that,
and then darts have been good for me this year.
Dan Luke Humphrey's over Martin van Gerwin and Gerin Price over.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
John von Ven.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I think.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Luke Humphreys is ten and one his one loss was
to Luke Littler and then he beat him last week,
so I like that. And MVG's lost his last two
matchups and one of them was actually the Gerwin Price,
So I'm gonna keep it rolling.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Dan's over there place in dart Bets. I could see him.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I like Luke Littler.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Hey, Danny. Yeah, the Mark senchez A trial got pushed
back again. I'd like to formally request that you send
us out there to cover the trial when it happens.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
How would that How would that help?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
It would help us? What do you mean would be
a court reporter? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Why don't we leave that up to the professionals?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Like, wow, all right, profession you've got a full time job,
you've got three daughters, exactly?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You got oh you want?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You just went to Venice with her ex trume? Is
she that much of a nightmare? You're around her a lot.
It's like being around the camp counselor. It's like kind
of cool unless you like smoke stigarettes every now and then.
But when you get a little out of the box,
they're like, what the fuck? Hey, stop it?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
What was out of the box? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Going to the casino at two in the morning in Venice,
leaving the party.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, but you're not doing drugs and you're not drinking.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Refusing to see any Jackson Pollock fucking art and then
yelling about it for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Why wouldn't you want to go see Jackson pond stop.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I can't get into Jackson put I can't. First off,
his fucking wife is the reason he has any color
whatsoever in all of his fucking paintings. She is the
genius behind all of this. He's a goddamn crook and
drop fucking paint blotter on a canvas and called himself
a genius.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
No, no, Jackson, you can feel the tormented soul in
that splattershait.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Shut up, and then everybody talks about it afterwards. You're like, oh,
you know, art's supposed to make you think and feel
and wonder. Shut the fuck up. He dropped paint on
a piece of paper and he sold it for millions.
That ain't art. You know what's art is the fucking
Doge Palace and seeing the goddamn Sistine Chapel. Shit they
got on the ceiling, on a thousand year old ceiling.
(24:48):
That's art. Danny.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Yeah, but the Jackson Pollock stuff kind of looks like, come.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
My kid could have done that.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
If you've seen some of the great Jackson Pollock, then
you can appreciate it. I did.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I was at the Peggy Guggenheim and I saw it
and I was very upseted. Did you go to the Lover? No?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Did you go to the d'orsa?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
No? But Peggy is the worst case.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
You didn't want to. You didn't go to You didn't
go to France at all.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It was just strictly this summer will be there.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
You're going to France.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Anyway, Uh, summer like vacation and ship.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
The United States didn't good enough for you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No. We tried to get Ohio but they were all
booked up. Every flight was fucking buked. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
You're not gonna get the clip?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Guys know what the most expensive Jackson Pollock ever is?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Why are we doing this? What?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
One hundred and eighty one million?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
It has a super artsy name too. The painting is
titled Number seven a Common nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Here's the problem that I think people have had with
his paint is the quality of the paint itself and
it really stay on the canvas. I think they've had
I think they've had issues where the paint is not great.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Bruise my point.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
And he used to pay for like dinners and drinks
and maybe rent with paintings. Dylan, you got something for me?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
I do, Dan, just a couple O CJ Cup Byron Nelson.
I got Brooks to win plus twelve twenty five, and then,
for fear of missing out, I've also got Sung Jay
to win again plus fifty nine hundred one of these days,
one of these days, god damn it. And then a
little NHL. I'm taking the Canadiens tonight against the Hurricanes.
(26:37):
The Hurricanes have been off for eleven days leading up
to this series, and I am a rest over rest
guide as we all know, like the Canadians, the Habs
to steal one tonight plus one heavy thoughts and the
Nights and Abs tomorrow night under six and a half
goals NBA, as we all know, I have the Cavaliers
(27:00):
money line tonight. That'll be a plus two hundred donation
two DraftKings O.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
And uh.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I think that's it.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, we've done it. I'm sure, we offended quite a
few different nationalities.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I was good, I was good.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, just the Welsh. If we just offended the Welsh,
that's a good day.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Dan. Yeah, but I'm part Welsh.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
No, you're part everything.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You're a part Jewish.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah wait what.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, Dan's one percent Ashkenazi. Huh yeah, okay, yeah, Osotov.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
And one percent or one point five percent West Africa.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, that's not right.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Is that in the hog department or twenty three?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Twenty three and me? That's not real. All that shit
is fake. They just take like where people of your
DNA lived for a long time. So a lot of
Germans had colonies in West Africa.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
No way, Oh all right, you can spend some time
in North Africa too, a.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Little bit, a little bit. Yeah, pants are here.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
There was that Rommel, Yeah it was Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
We were talking about which athlete was your first poster
you had in your room growing up.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Shay was yours?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Rommel?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It was not Romel, that was Patten. General Patton was
called bullshit flag. I'm gonna throw the flag.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Work off shortscoff. I thought it was west Moreland. No, no, uh,
when that's it. We've we've done everything, we could do
and then so so. Uh for Shae and Irving podcast, Yeah,
probably doing one tonight.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Probably Do you want to go, Dan, I'm in Maine, goofball?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah? What are you gonna invite us to? Mate? Never?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's actually that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You shoot birds up there, Danny? No, we should shoot
some birds. I go fishing up here like men. Do
I fly fish too, Danny? So do I?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah? In your pond, just my pond.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
The goddamn saga up to I can walk to it.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I do in your puddle?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, he pawn Jamie nice pond, loser pond scum jesus.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
So Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast? Are
we gonna have a viewing party on the opening night
for the Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Please?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I think we should go to Brazil? Yeah for the
Cowboys Ravens games. We could do that.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
No, we can't. Why not because we we don't have
any budget with this.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You're international, you know.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
So for for Dylan, for shayuh, Big Day, Ray Picture Day.
Ray does the producing and somehow warmed his way into
picking games as well. We say thank you for listening
to this and we'll talk to you next week and
Dan Patrick takes a gamble
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me And now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, here we are. We got back together again. I'm
in Maine, but Shay is in the home Man cave.
Dylan's there, big day, Ray, and and you wherever you
might be consuming this podcast, by the way, recapping, And
I did get a couple of people saying, is the
door shut on bad Larry? And I said, Larry shut
(00:40):
the door? I didn't. I mean, will I open a window? Yeah? Maybe,
but Larry's Larry didn't want to do this over the summer.
Larry just wants to do it during football season. That's
the only thing that he knows really well.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, Shay, it's like Roger Clement for the Yankees, Like
the last couple of years. He would show up at
the end of the year and just pitch ye.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Travel independently for the team too. Yeah. A rocket classic.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, but at least he was a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, he's not still.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, yeah, he was Hall of Fame, Hall of fame
caliber Bad Larry's not No Bad Larry wins all the
bets that he doesn't tell us about on the show. Yeah,
did you ever notice that? It's like, oh, well you
got that one, Okay, congratulations. So bad Larry is not
involved in the gambling podcast. Larry did this to himself,
(01:34):
and if he wants to come back, there will be
certain requirements. One would be a spray tan, which is
still and I think there should be some more shaming
with bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
He needs to do that.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Regardless, he still oweses that that's just for us to
even entertain the idea of letting him back.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, or he's a fucking Welsh and that'd be bad. Yeah.
It's like a live thing, a Welsher live thing. Yeah yeah,
well sure, yeah, welch, you're not a bet. But does
that have anything to do with people from Wales. I
don't know. I've been trying my hardest not to make
jokes about ethnicities.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, the Welsh trouble on social media, go figure, go figure.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't care about that. It's the roommate and all
the tennis moms are like, oh here we go again.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, by the way, the video your wife sent me
from Paris or Italy, I should say Venice, Yeah, Benitzia.
And you know how those synchronized swimmers wear a lot
of makeup. Yeah yeah, your wife looked like a synchronized swimmer.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That was Yeah, that was the black time night.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, she was very glammed up. Sent me a
sultry message from some Venice hotel I believe, or a ballroom.
We were in a ballroom, yeah yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Did she suggest that or did you suggest that me?
I did. I was like, you got to tell Danny
happy birthday, because if I say it, he ain't gonna
give a ship.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, I would have.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I thought it was a nice though.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, but wait a minute. When I did the video
to your wife to say I couldn't come over to
the house that night.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's what happened. I was like, you got him a video,
you had a problem with it. You're just never allowed
at my house again, that's all.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What if we have a picnic outsigne all right by
the pond. Yeah, he'll let anyone over there too, that
little pond. Let me recap.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Here, because you got lakes everywhere you turn.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It heard of a lake.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's a goddamn pond.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It is not a lake, and it's barely a pond.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's about a quarter acre twelve feet deep.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
All right, what's the pecking order of bodies of water?
I mean lake late Lake's number one, I'd say lake. Well, yeah, river, lake, creek, pond. No,
I mean like ocean, ocean. Oh yeah, I guess it
was a big fresh water.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You get you're thinking for tributarya.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Now, Okay, Ray, you're not doing anything. Can you find
out how we came up with welching on a bet?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
It's just I looked it up and it says just
to back out. I can't find as of right now
where it came from.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Safe search on. He's not allowed to look at that,
not welshing, welchin welch.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, all right, Ray joined, Ray forced his way in
since Larry got kicked to the curb. So Ray lost
two units last week, he's plus three and a half.
Shay lost four. You're now minus five. Dylan lost four,
He's now minus ten. Got that. Thank got that. I
(04:47):
did think of you. When Bryson de Shambo was skeptical
of the moon landing.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Footage, man of the people, are we are we still
on this top Okay, okay, hear me out. It looks
fake as ship. Right, we never went back, which is weird.
That gets me, that's weird. But the argument against it
is we could never keep that secret. But then you
think about aliens. We've kept that secret a long fucking time.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So do you think we walked on the moon If
the roommate is listening, yes.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What if Tucker's listening?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
No, Tucker Carlson, We're the only country with fucking Hollywood.
We're the only country that could have ended by come on,
take movies and they couldn't fly a pipe and let
alone get a fucking see there go again.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I know you just you just upset all of those
There's a lot of people in India.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
What's your what's your current Italian status? After spending two weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There, they're great, but when they come to Connecticut, something
happens to them, like they get really fun lame and annoying.
But over there they're awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I was playing Keno like every day over there. It's
fucking sweet.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But for somebody who hates the Italians, you've Italy on.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Vacation, Italian Americans, I don't like. The actual Italians are cool.
As shit.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, but no international incident over there?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Uh well no, no, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Hey you're here, okay. Welshing on a bet means to
cheat by failing to pay a gambling debt, or renegging
on a promise.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What watch?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The term originated renegging on a promise nineteenth century British
horse racing slang emerged from the emerged from the eighteen
fifties to describe bookmakers who accepted wagers and absconded without
paying out the winners they were welshing welching still feels
like they're coming after the Welsh, those from walesworthy.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Notorious stepped on populist.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes Shay versus the world. Americans are the best tourists.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, true, this is a problem. I have a lot
to say about this, but my description of the other
tourists might get us a little lot of trouble and
you might have to bleep me. But Americans are the best.
Every other country that sends people to Europe, it's like
they're going to fucking Ohio, It's no big deal. They
take a train and they're in Venice. They're like, who
gives a shit? Americans actually care And when you see
him on the street, You're like, hey, man, what's that up, motherfucker?
(07:31):
And an American sees you and they're like, hey, dude,
how you been. All these French are rude as shit.
The Germans are quiet and creepy. The Swiss are the same.
The Spanish are just fucking smoking weed and doing drugs.
It's it's the Americans are the best tourists in Europe.
I don't give a shit. I'm not even gonna mention
Asia because I'll probably get canceled. But that is a
whole nother fucking spectrum of tourists.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes, Ray.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I got nothing. I was telling him to calm down
before you.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Because you're got too excited. Went to the Doge. I
went to the Doge Palace. Yeah, in Vedice, like you
know where.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Where where Elon lives lives.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And the building itself was like a thousand years old,
I mean really cool. It was amazing. I know there's
a lot of people that don't appreciate it when they're
going on the tour and they fucking interrupt the tour guide. Well,
and they're not American, I can tell you a guy.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
The English are there.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They're the worst.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Europe's Americans. That's what they said. They get to have
the worst rapp in Australians are worst, but Australians are
usually are in Asia and stuff like that because of
approximately Like if you go to Bali, it's just hammered
Australian dudes fighting each.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Other, begging for drugs. Yeah, begging everyone they see.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I will say, there's nothing that turns you into a
patriot quicker than like this happened to me last time
I was in Spain. I was like smoking a cigarette
with some guy outside of this bar and then like
somehow the conversation turned into him shitting on America and
our government. I was like, At first, I was like, yeah,
I mean there's some valid criticisms in there. And then
he kept going and I was like, all right, motherfucker,
I shut up.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You start talking about guns.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You're like listen here, you yeah, how many people we've killed?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I'm like yeah, but like the Spanish Inquisition never happened,
Like no shit.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
By the way, Dylan had one of the uh batter
beats with the Cavaliers money line that uh now is
that worse than somebody who had the cabs in six
and a half and ended up losing that was rude.
I would be more like, that's worse. I agree, it is.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, I thought about that when we were talking, when
we brought up at the end of the show the
show Show Today, Dan, I was going to say, it
was like I would, I like, if last game is
any indication having the six and a half didn't even
matter for starters, And that is such a more heartbreaking
thing because there's two times where you buy back in. Obviously,
when they're up you're like, when they're up twenty two,
you're like, I'm chilling. Then when they tie it and
(09:49):
go to overtime, you're like, all right, I still have
the six and a half.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's what it's over. You know, as soon as it
goes to fucking overtime, you're losing that.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I knew that. I knew I was losing.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I knew the Calves weren't losing, but I figured they
could still cover six.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
And a half.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Your beat the quarterback Randon Soresby at Texas Tech. The
judge who was going to listen to this case is
from He graduated Texas Tech law school, so he has
recused himself coward. So this guy is going to sue
the NCAA College football to try to be able to
(10:22):
play again.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
He should be.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Able to play again. He's got a disease. Well why
didn't he work on the disease instead of football.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
He'll be too busy playing the game.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So he's a multitasker. He can do it both.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
He was betting on everything.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Romanian, like soccer, Yeah, hot dog eating contests.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Speaking of hot did you hear about our boy.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Joey CHESTNUTT Yeah, yeah, he got arrested right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Slapped a dude in the face at a bar in Indianapolis.
Two am, I am.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I saw something where it was like, well this is like,
well the board of the Nathan's Hot Dog Competition factor
this end and they're like, we don't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He's on probation. They're still gonna let him compete. It's
sucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, but how what would you say? The draw the
ire of Joey Chestnut?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
There we go, victim blaming. I love it. I agree,
I can't eat all that pussy. He was talking shit.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Well, people say he like after the hot dog contest.
They've seen him just like at a bar in Coney
Island after eating seventy five hot dogs, if.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
He can eat seventy five hot dogs, how many beers
can this motherfucker handle?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Probably Andre the Giant level, No, I don't know. Andre
the Giant drank more beer than anybody. He was good
for like one hundred in a sitting right, Yeah, yeah,
And if you ever see those cans in his hand,
it is scary. You know, when you get those little
like pineapple cans, you know that you're gonna put in
a drink. I mean, that's how that's the size of
(11:48):
a regular beer can is with Andre the Giant. I
also saw this story and I figured I'd bring this up.
Why not. Family members of the Titan subs say remains
have been offered to them, but they were going that
they resemble a shoe box with slush inside of their
family members.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I have an article, Dan, so this is from people. Obviously,
I feel terrible for this woman. Her husband and son
exploded in the submarine, but the way that's written and
what the Coastguard offered her as hilarious, So I'll just
read it for a sec. She said, we didn't get
the bodies for nine months. She said, well, when I
say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They
(12:30):
came in two small boxes like shoe boxes, and then
she goes there wasn't much they could find. They have
a big pile they can't separate all mixed DNA, and
they the coastguard asked if I wanted some of that too,
So they're like, we got a pile of guts and stuff,
do you want anymore that?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I was like, what kind of offers that?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Why don't they just have a collective casket where they
can just put everybody under a headstone. That's weird, Like, well,
that's better than offering everybody buy a shoe box full
of slush.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You'd want to be in a casket with like a
bunch of other dudes.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I was in a titan sub with them. Yeah, yeah,
fair idiots.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'd rather be in the casket than that's up.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Because don't give me anything.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I'm surprised they want to like grabbed that stuff and
we're like, all right, here's.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Your scooped it off the fucking wall, here's your husband. Oh, idiots,
I mean, it's not like the last game at Shay
Stadium where you want to grab some dirt.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I mean, come on, it's funny picture.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Just like the coastguards like has just a pile and
they're like, we want to scoop in this?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Or what are you good?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Who got ordered to do that job? Like what private
or whatever it's called?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Oh, deliver the shoe box.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Scoop it up.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I did think of you, h Shae with Rashi Rice
surgery on his knee and then he goes to jail
for thirty days for smoking pot.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Genius by the way, like what are we doing here?
So surgery before jail, He's going to be in the
medical warl the whole time. He's chilling. He's not gonna
be in gen pop no matter what. But he's chilling.
But to risk it over marijuana, that's what pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's fucking Texas, though if it's in another state.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I mean, it's weed, Like, who gives a shit, you
might as well have a couple like cups of coffee.
It's fucking marijuana. That shit's for teenagers. Let's do some
real shit.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It does suck that if he was elsewhere, it wouldn't
have even been an issue. Oh well, fucking rules of
rules Texas landed. I thought Texas all about freedom.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It is. It's about freedom and constriction.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And that's not freedom.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You have to be free in the right way. Otherwise
you're fucking jail where you're deported to buy.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
On top of all that, he can lose up to
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in mini camp and
finds this year worth it jail.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
He's lucky to be able to play against No shit,
this is one of those you got talent, you got talent,
you don't have talent, see you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Everybody's yelling about stores be coming back, and we got
fucking we got this shit going on.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Well, you know who else might be coming back to
Who's up for parole this year is Henry Ruggs. It's
only twenty seven. Yeah, oh damn. And like August, I think,
which is consid'es right? I mean, I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But you you see these guys, who was it the Eagles,
Nolan Smith?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh yeah, going one to thirty five?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Georgia's Georgia Kirby.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Is it just because you can go seventy five miles
an hour on the parts of Atlanta Highway?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, eighty eighty eighty.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That Atlanta Autubon they got down there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Okay, but something I mean that this isn't a coincidence.
It's just another Georgia football player.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
If you're twenty years old and a dealership gives you
a fucking hell cat, you're pressing the gas, I am.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
They clocked him at one hundred and thirty five miles
an hour in Georgia.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
That's like the cop comes out, guns are on if
you're going that fast.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah. No, I went to jail for going that fast.
And California redless driving.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
I think it's a felony if you're going three times
over the legal speed limit, which I'm sure one thirty five.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is Orange County jails.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, I think I think speed limit was seventy and
he's going so he's going twice.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
If you're on double I think that's a frowned upon it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Have you seen that? Is it?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Netflix? Has the Crash?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Have you seen?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, I watched?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, what is it? It's brutals about what.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
This girl, high school girl, her boyfriend and his friend
and they're driving like five five point thirty in the
morning and she No, they didn't find it. I think
pot was all they found. They didn't find mushrooms or anything.
But you see her make this turn and it's like
(16:46):
a like a polite turn, and then she ends up
going over one hundred miles an hour. And then they
have the surveillance cameras, like you can hear this car
whizzing by. She's she never won hit the brakes, never
once went straight into a school, into a wall, killed
(17:07):
these two guys. Is this boyfriend she tried to Didn't
she get in trouble for this?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
They said, like they yeah, they got her for murder.
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I didn't realize that cars had a black box like that.
But it basically didn't either. It said, there's breaks had
not been interacted with the entire time. She's going that fast,
and but I think they said even the steering wheel
there was like a last second jerk, almost like someone
had tried to grab it. And then they basically concluded
like she was trying I think, trying to kill herself too.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But she Italian?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Uh, maybe she might be.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
They're in Ohio. How many Italians are in Ohio?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Dan, I don't know about Strongsville. That's northern northern Ohio
and I'm not familiar with that. But yeah, but I
don't know if she's Italian. But she but you you
keep waiting to see some remorse and.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, no, shit no, because I think.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
What ended up happening was they basically concluded that she
thought that he was going to break up with her
and they had kind of like a toxic relationship. So
she was like, fucking, I'm taking us both out then,
and this one.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Poor guy who got a ride with them out, yeah,
ends up dying. Yeah, it's a it's a bad, bad
situation there. And then her dad just got suspended. I
think he's a school teacher for his They did interviews
and her parents don't come off well at all. Now,
(18:39):
how much.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Time did she get.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
I'm looking at twelve felony charges life in prison with
parole eligibility in twenty thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah, pared fifteen.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
And there's seven hundred thousand Italians in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Ah, I think there's more in Connecticut, way more, way more, Dylan,
last week, a lot of bloodshed with golf. And you
used to have the Nathan McKinnon to win the con
smythe trophy, yep, Shay and Italy. That would be the whiff.
Wait a minute, didn't Ricky get top ten?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He fell towards the end he finished tied for sixtieth.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh, Brooks was down two shot.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Ricky shot five over on Sunday, you.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Went that great, you went over four. Rays got the
Pistons winning the East. Ray Kate Cunningham. Ray loves the Piston,
so you.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Love the Pistons. Kid had nineteen a half one in
that game. Didn't get to the line one still the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
That's a little shady PGA.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You got a couple right, and then you got some
other ones that we're wrong. Well, all right, shay uh,
don't start with you bets this week.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
You know, if we have to do Italian, why I
was there?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It's a beautiful languish Janny. I got the Northern Communye's
supposed to win twenty against the Yanks, And I got
Uncle Stevie laying one fourteen against the Nats. And I
got the t Gray's laying one twenty against the worst
city in the world. Wait, Cleveland has now surpassed Cincinnati
since a nasty and yes it has the armpit of America?
Is Cleveland? Feel?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I got right? I'd rather go to Cincinnati than Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Me too, Yeah, not having either Cincinnati tries. Cleveland is like.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
The only thing they have to offer is the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. Mary, you have like a
shitty museum, and that's.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It until they allow Mariah in there. I'm not fucking
going ever.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh you weren't going to begin with I.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Would have with Mariah anyway. Byron Nelson seewoo, Kim, I
said it right. Top ten Brooks, top ten, Austin Eckro.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Here we go, interesting, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Plu's ninety eight hundo to win and then Michael brandnon
win plus twelve thousand. I think I need to hit
something horrid. Then I got the Calves plus six and
a half against your New York Nicks.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Oh look at Ray. Look at all of his explanation. Here,
look at all the documentation for Ray podcastone needs to
do it.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
It's actually working out kind of well. Up three and
a half units.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
No big deal. This is your second goddamn show. What
are you talking about it?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Come on, I gotta take a victory lap when I can.
It's not gonna last very long.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Take it from me. Ray, It's coming yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Probably all right.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
I feel good about this because Shay is on the
Calves Nicks minus six and a half. Donovan Mitchell seems
a little limpy, and that means James Harden is going
to be handling the ball, and we all know how
that turns out. O g Bridge is going to be
attacking him. And the Calves have played two straight seven
game series. I feel like they're gonna get tired. Same
thing with Jalen Brunson. To lead the Eastern Conference Finals
(21:53):
in total points minus two hundred, I'm gonna put two
units on that to get one unit back. I just Mitchell,
if he's hurt, he's gonna be tired. I think Brunson's
gonna have the most points in that series. Then okay,
see money Line versus the Spurs in game three. If
Dylan Harper is not playing, that's gonna be tough. And
if there's one thing that SGA can do to avoid Wemby,
(22:17):
it's hit the mid range game. So if Brunt, if
Harper is not gonna play, he should be able to
attack hit some mid range shots. So I like that,
and then darts have been good for me this year.
Dan Luke Humphrey's over Martin van Gerwin and Gerin Price over.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
John von Ven.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I think.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Luke Humphreys is ten and one his one loss was
to Luke Littler and then he beat him last week,
so I like that. And MVG's lost his last two
matchups and one of them was actually the Gerwin Price,
So I'm gonna keep it rolling.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Dan's over there place in dart Bets. I could see him.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I like Luke Littler.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Hey, Danny. Yeah, the Mark senchez A trial got pushed
back again. I'd like to formally request that you send
us out there to cover the trial when it happens.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
How would that How would that help?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
It would help us? What do you mean would be
a court reporter? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Why don't we leave that up to the professionals?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Like, wow, all right, profession you've got a full time job,
you've got three daughters, exactly?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You got oh you want?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You just went to Venice with her ex trume? Is
she that much of a nightmare? You're around her a lot.
It's like being around the camp counselor. It's like kind
of cool unless you like smoke stigarettes every now and then.
But when you get a little out of the box,
they're like, what the fuck? Hey, stop it?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
What was out of the box? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Going to the casino at two in the morning in Venice,
leaving the party.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, but you're not doing drugs and you're not drinking.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Refusing to see any Jackson Pollock fucking art and then
yelling about it for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Why wouldn't you want to go see Jackson pond stop.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I can't get into Jackson put I can't. First off,
his fucking wife is the reason he has any color
whatsoever in all of his fucking paintings. She is the
genius behind all of this. He's a goddamn crook and
drop fucking paint blotter on a canvas and called himself
a genius.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
No, no, Jackson, you can feel the tormented soul in
that splattershait.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Shut up, and then everybody talks about it afterwards. You're like, oh,
you know, art's supposed to make you think and feel
and wonder. Shut the fuck up. He dropped paint on
a piece of paper and he sold it for millions.
That ain't art. You know what's art is the fucking
Doge Palace and seeing the goddamn Sistine Chapel. Shit they
got on the ceiling, on a thousand year old ceiling.
(24:48):
That's art. Danny.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Yeah, but the Jackson Pollock stuff kind of looks like, come.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
My kid could have done that.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
If you've seen some of the great Jackson Pollock, then
you can appreciate it. I did.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I was at the Peggy Guggenheim and I saw it
and I was very upseted. Did you go to the Lover? No?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Did you go to the d'orsa?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
No? But Peggy is the worst case.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
You didn't want to. You didn't go to You didn't
go to France at all.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It was just strictly this summer will be there.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
You're going to France.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Anyway, Uh, summer like vacation and ship.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
The United States didn't good enough for you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No. We tried to get Ohio but they were all
booked up. Every flight was fucking buked. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
You're not gonna get the clip?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Guys know what the most expensive Jackson Pollock ever is?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Why are we doing this? What?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
One hundred and eighty one million?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
It has a super artsy name too. The painting is
titled Number seven a Common nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Here's the problem that I think people have had with
his paint is the quality of the paint itself and
it really stay on the canvas. I think they've had
I think they've had issues where the paint is not great.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Bruise my point.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
And he used to pay for like dinners and drinks
and maybe rent with paintings. Dylan, you got something for me?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
I do, Dan, just a couple O CJ Cup Byron Nelson.
I got Brooks to win plus twelve twenty five, and then,
for fear of missing out, I've also got Sung Jay
to win again plus fifty nine hundred one of these days,
one of these days, god damn it. And then a
little NHL. I'm taking the Canadiens tonight against the Hurricanes.
(26:37):
The Hurricanes have been off for eleven days leading up
to this series, and I am a rest over rest
guide as we all know, like the Canadians, the Habs
to steal one tonight plus one heavy thoughts and the
Nights and Abs tomorrow night under six and a half
goals NBA, as we all know, I have the Cavaliers
(27:00):
money line tonight. That'll be a plus two hundred donation
two DraftKings O.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
And uh.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I think that's it.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, we've done it. I'm sure, we offended quite a
few different nationalities.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I was good, I was good.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, just the Welsh. If we just offended the Welsh,
that's a good day.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Dan. Yeah, but I'm part Welsh.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
No, you're part everything.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You're a part Jewish.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah wait what.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, Dan's one percent Ashkenazi. Huh yeah, okay, yeah, Osotov.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
And one percent or one point five percent West Africa.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, that's not right.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Is that in the hog department or twenty three?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Twenty three and me? That's not real. All that shit
is fake. They just take like where people of your
DNA lived for a long time. So a lot of
Germans had colonies in West Africa.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
No way, Oh all right, you can spend some time
in North Africa too, a.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Little bit, a little bit. Yeah, pants are here.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
There was that Rommel, Yeah it was Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
We were talking about which athlete was your first poster
you had in your room growing up.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Shay was yours?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Rommel?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It was not Romel, that was Patten. General Patton was
called bullshit flag. I'm gonna throw the flag.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Work off shortscoff. I thought it was west Moreland. No, no, uh,
when that's it. We've we've done everything, we could do
and then so so. Uh for Shae and Irving podcast, Yeah,
probably doing one tonight.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Probably Do you want to go, Dan, I'm in Maine, goofball?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah? What are you gonna invite us to? Mate? Never?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's actually that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You shoot birds up there, Danny? No, we should shoot
some birds. I go fishing up here like men. Do
I fly fish too, Danny? So do I?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah? In your pond, just my pond.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
The goddamn saga up to I can walk to it.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I do in your puddle?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, he pawn Jamie nice pond, loser pond scum jesus.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
So Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast? Are
we gonna have a viewing party on the opening night
for the Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Please?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I think we should go to Brazil? Yeah for the
Cowboys Ravens games. We could do that.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
No, we can't. Why not because we we don't have
any budget with this.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You're international, you know.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
So for for Dylan, for shayuh, Big Day, Ray Picture Day.
Ray does the producing and somehow warmed his way into
picking games as well. We say thank you for listening
to this and we'll talk to you next week and
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