May 28, 2026 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gambo, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Here we go. Yeah, Shaye, it looks like you lose
You lose weight every single week, like you're really thin.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What is going on here?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Ozempic No, I quit taking so much testosterone? Why were
you taking testoster to feel young again?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Because you're a bitch, Because I'm a bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Why would take testosteros? Cool?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What do you mean? Why wouldn't I?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What's A do to you? Make you fucking strong? In
my case? Too strong because I had some ligament issues. Yeah,
but you're really thin now, Yeah, I don't eat as
much when you're taking two hundred and fifty fucking millimeters
of tests?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What's A do to you? Like your mind?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, that's the best part.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Like it makes you feel like you're twenty eight all
over every single inch real, Yeah, it's money.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Every single centimeter.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
And now doctors are handing out, uh, the daily sealis
for your heart.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
You heard that Boner pills for your heart.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They're like, don't worry. I thought you will cover it.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Aren't those bad for your heart? Like you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
People don't spread propaganda.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
It's I'm seeing for a testosterone. You get testicular shrinkage
and breast changes, tenderness or swelling.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's that's if you do too much the hypo gamey
or whatever on your titties. You do too much. So
if you do too much, you got to take the
anti estrogen. But then you also have to make sure.
You know, if you don't want kids anymore, you're good.
But if you do, you've got to take hCG. It's
the whole thing. Do you have breast No, my titties
all right, Yeah they're smaller, but I mean my testicles.
I hope they shrank because those were I'm getting older
(01:44):
every day, brother.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You old man.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let me recap Big day Ray producer Ray plus five
all he won one and a half units last week.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You just stolen Valor.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, you haven't had to suffer.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I've suffered enough.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No. I think Ray is just acting professional and you
guys don't.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
That's not boil it down to that.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Shay lost two units minus seven on the ear. Dylan
lost a half unit and he's minus ten and that
are you the math is good on this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You know what, Dan. If it's not, it's probably worse
than that.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So well, no, because normally when we had uh, you should.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Play the foil now because Larry's going Ray, you want
to be the asshole.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
You've been giving me.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
A lot of sass since I came on the show, Say.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean Ray would be Guys, what you do,
you'd be a good Larry replacement.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
They're both disabled? What well disabled?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
They got the handicap parking. They're close to the.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Movies.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Do you think that if somebody swipes white right, they
go and white that it's I'm disabled and I'm good
with women?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, to the airport in my car. I have never
I've never been on one of those dating sites. Never.
I mean either man, I wish.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I think you'd be in a lot of trouble if
you were.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Well no, no, just just to experience it. But I
ran into a guy and I was playing golf with him,
and I you know, he broke up with his girlfriend
and he said that he was on bumble Yeah okay,
And I said, well, like, who's there? And is everybody
telling the truth? He goes, no, no, no, no, no, just swipe, swipe,
(03:37):
and I started to swipe. Well, when you swipe, you
let that other person know that they're you're interested. Yeah,
And I'm swiping like I'm just looking at all these
women and I go, look, hey, that's good and you know,
and so I see him later that night he goes,
oh my god, I got you know, seven of these
(03:57):
ten women are they're interested.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And you know, I said, well that's a good thing.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
And why are a bunch of ugly bitches messaging me?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Jesus?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
It is it is actually, it is just fun to
swipe on that awful.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It's social. It should be out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But this guy said, hey, I had a woman who
told me that she had.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Herpies.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, very honest.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
And so he said, well, you're being honest with me,
I'll be honest with you. I smoke No, he said,
I smoke cigarettes. And she goes, oh, that's a non
starter from the herpie girl. Yes, that's yes. He said,
Oh my god. I thought, well, she's telling me something
really personal. I'll just tell her I smoked cigarettes. And
(04:42):
she said, oh, it's a non.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Mouth. Well that I don't know.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
I'm guessing if you even bring it up. No one
brings up that they have mouth herpies. It is I
have to say, hopping into the dating apps thing as
like a like sixty year old dude would be.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You crushed in it. You would crush.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's like, I don't know do you want? That's like
a young young man.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Is bad for dudes like for example, Dylan, like you're
very funny and cool and all that shit that doesn't
come across on bubble now like a homeless man. Nobody's
fucking swiping you.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
If you just get to go off like six pictures
and some shitty like prompts or something.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's no more short kings. It's sad.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
It's killed a lot of the bar scene too, because
you don't have to really go out to a bar
to meet anyone. You can just sit in bed and
just swipe around.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Dystopian. Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It was just kind of weird where you go, okay
that person and then all of a sudden you set
up a phone call and next thing you know, you
know you got herpies.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You're you know, you got a bond for the And
it's funny though, like they they make you fill out
all these things and likes and dislikes. It's like everyone's
only just looking at the pictures like.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Or like an STD report, they should upload that shit.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah, well that lady did that. Lady's self reported.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
She must have something way worse than herpees if she's
admitting to herpes like he got.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
We got an email last week asking for some advice
from shay Oh. The email was regarding a twenty five
year old male listener whose friend's mom is now divorced
after over a year. She's fifty. He believes she has
interest in him, but doesn't know how he should pursue it,
if he should pursue her at all.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
First off, yes, he should pursue her one hundred percent.
She needs loving too.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but it's your friend's mom. Friends don't last forever
whever he's due.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, how good at friends are they?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
How he should do it? The guy needs to know
how to schmooze a fifty year old woman. I mean,
I'd say a bold dusk in red and maybe HGTV it.
Just sit her ass down and tell her the deal's
gonna She's not gonna be surprised. Brother, I'll tell you
that he's twenty five yeah. Oh yeah, I'm gonna come
clean the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
She's hot too, She's expecting it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
She knows, she gets it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You have to do it, though, Do that those women
were never around when I was twenty five?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh yeah, they never were.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
That's a movie's thing.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'm still waiting for phoebe Ks to get out of
the fucking pool.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I forgot him staying next to fucking Casanovo over. Oh yeah,
that's how you make it.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Face.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I didn't make any faces.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, no, I believe, I believe that whatever is said
about Shay, I believe.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Did you never have like a experience with an older
lady when you were younger?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No? Oh, Danny, you missed out, brother.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah I know, but I you know, it's like, you go,
why would somebody hook.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Up with me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well then with that attitude, No, ship, I didn't have
a lot of confidence I got.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think once I got to the mother Ship. Then
all of a sudden that long Yeah you didn't have
it at CNN, No, A little bit, A little bit.
When I got to New York from Atlanta, and then
I was told that some of the women who worked
in the entertainment department of CNN.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I mean oh not no, no, no, no. They wanted to
know what was the deal? There we go.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That was first time I'm like, in your life. Yeah,
that I had that much attention. Yeah, New York City, baby, Shay.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
What's your biggest age gap difference that you've come across.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's a great question, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Well she could have been fifty. She looked great. How
old were you? I was in my low twenties. She
was probably like forty seven, forty eight.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
She was a dancer. Oh no, idea.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Oh yeah, if all of you are older, women are
gonna be hooked.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I have another story.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I have another story that I cannot tell. She was
much older than me and I had a great time.
Thank you, Lake Austin nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But the dancer was she was phenomenal.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah what's up?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Red?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, but you're not You're not meeting people at that
age Normally you're meeting him in a strip club.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So I was like, that's not Why was that not normal?
You know how many guys walk into a strip club
and try.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
And pull Hey, I get it, her defenses are up.
That's harder to do than any bar, any app any.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Anything, fair, not if you're forty seven, or if you
paid them her, Yeah, if you pay them.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I ever bought a dance dude.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Wow, you're so fucking cool.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Did you offer drugs? I mean, whether that is true
or not is besides the point.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
And I think both parties were probably offering drugs.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, well, a good time.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I saw where Kate Hudson wants to uh get into
betting on golf.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, yeah, I saw this yesterday.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
She was on I think that, uh that talk show
with Jennifer Hudson, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah? Did Jennifer Hudson Joe.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, that's that's the one.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
But yeah, she was talking and I guess Kate Hudson's
a big golf fan and she was just like mulling
over whether she should start betting on golf because she's
interested in And I was like, if you want to
take my advice, definitely don't do that because you'll lose
all your money.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But start a podcast.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
We should get her on here.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, i'd have her on, Oh would you?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I like Kate Hudson rules Katie.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, if we can squeeze her, and I think, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Like her, but I don't know if because I like golf,
I'm going to bet on golf. Really, I don't need
to if I like it. I bet on things I hate. Well,
that's what I'm saying. If you don't like something, then
you might bet on it, so you'll watch it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Man. I bet on falling rain drops on a windshield.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
And you haven't lived until you've bet on some JM
and you see him him plog day.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I know, yikes, I know. Uh, Picture Day Ray, Big
Day Ray said that your kids teachers are all feeling teacher.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, that kind of fit. No, I just have it.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I like to take umbradge with something that is plaguing Connecticut,
Fairfield County and many other similar communities. There's like fifteen
administrators per student at my kids' school. Right, they got
a teacher, they got a math teacher, they got all this,
and they don't have counselors, Danny. They have feelings teachers.
(10:49):
So if the kids having a bad day or you know,
his mama was mean to him at lunch, they get
to go to this teacher and talk about their feelings
for whatever reason, whatever the fuck they want. There's like
four field teachers per grade. So one of my kids
started seeing the fucking feelings teacher unbeknownst to me and
anybody else about. I don't know who gives a shit,
doesn't matter. They're just regurgitating emotional crap from a fucking
(11:12):
eight year old and making it more and more real.
And they just take the complete liberty to do whatever
the hell they want without informing anybody, because the pedestal
that they're sitting on is all funded by the taxpayer.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
FDR was right, no public unions. It doesn't make any
goddamn sense, and we're sick of it.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I think they should rename feelings teachers.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, that's that's not good feelings.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Wait, it's not just guidance counselor no.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Dude, No, it's all about They don't have that anymore.
They have feelings, Like are your feelings okay? How do
you feel? How do you feel?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
How do you feel?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Like shit? How about teachers of feelings or something instead
of feeling punishment? When I was in elementary school, yeah
I did too, it's got it time.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, I got spanked in front of fifth grade class.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I got with a few times.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, sister Anne who ran off with father?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Blow me? No what?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Blow me?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
You haven't heard this.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, that was my priest growing up. Yeah, that can't be.
That's not real. Uh it is. I think it's a
movie about that.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
It's a it's yeah, it's called spotlight.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Called something else.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I have a newspaper article that that was my father.
Blow blowimmy, Well this is not subtle. He left, They
ran off sister Anne and father a woman. Yeah, Arizona. Yeah,
I got spanked by sister Anne.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Principle better than father. Blow me? Yea, what did he do?
He was really nice? Man? Oh I bet he was.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
You kind of have to be.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, No, he was heaterone, a pocket full of candy.
He's headerone.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
There they're head her own jail to you, Dan, it's
the power thing.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's a Roman empire.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
This is one that tried up Shay's Alley Jackson Dart
catching heat for showing up and introducing Donald J.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Trump.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Who gives a ship? This is so corny, like who
really gives a ship?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like? I don't funk.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
The teammates that care about this get worked up over this,
chill a funk out?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I mean, honestly, I think at this point is so tired,
like it's who cares man Trump is who he is.
And if Jackson dark, I mean Jackson Darts a Mormon, dude,
what do you expecting me? Yeah, what's he going to do?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I do think it's funny, though he might go to
like Mormon Hill for that. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
He's kind of jumping on the ship a little bit lately.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Is late in the game.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's not fully above water.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, but he's become a celebrity now, Dart.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, Now he's going to be a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Now. He's a big deal in New York. Yeah, when
he got to New York, he became a big deal.
He was probably a big deal at Ole Miss, but
but he became a big deal in New York for sure.
Starting quarterback. You know, a good looking guy, girlfriend, the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, what do they do? What do you mean, go
to the movies, walk in the park?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yeah, soak.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know. That's gotta be the most disappointing boyfriend
in the world.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I'm not even sure if he is Mormon one without
a doubt.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
I'm looking it up. I don't see anything.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
I mean if that, If he's not, then you might
have some answers question. Maybe you're just a huge fan
of the war and Iran. It's possible.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
He's just a big investor in Palatins.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, volunteer shareholder Jackson Darty.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That brings us to that's last week, Shaye was in Italy.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh my god. Yeah, you didn't do well. I had
a great time. Yeah, I didn't do well. Uh how'd
Ray do did? Ray did pretty well? He won his
darts parlay.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
I've begetting so much shit about my darts parlays. It's crazy.
People are like, no one cares about darts, bent on
something else, bent on something like a man's sport. I'm
two and zero in darts. Isn't a man sport.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If you're winning, I'm fine with you betting on darts.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
People have been very mean to me Dan Well, I okay,
they're going to be mean on social media with this.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, welcome to the fucking chat, right. I mean I
get death threats weekly. Yeah, I don't want that. Not
a big deal.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't get those.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Imagine someone who hates raised darts.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's like, yeah, that mortgage the darts. You put me
over the edge betting on darts. I was doing so
much for you to pay and Ray, you know, Ray's
just kind of a great employee, doesn't you know? Bother
anybody does his work tries to look a little bit
like Jared Goff. But other than that, I mean, raised, raised, harmless.
(15:29):
He's a nice guy.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, I'm not saying the stuff that she says on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Wow, what is that supposed to make you express yourself?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Ever? Say anything?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Victim? Here?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Dan, You've never said anything that nice about me?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah? Or me?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That's I said you were thin because I stopped taking
so many steroids. I said your wife's hot.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
All right. That is a compliment.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
God, that's a compliment to you. Yeah, Dylan, I said,
you're the oldest looking thirty year old I've ever met.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Distinguished.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I said that you had congratulations on getting engaged. Thank you,
And you're a great addition to the ship. Why what
am I doing?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That was? That? Was that clip that I didn't finish it?
You're a great addition to the ship.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I was gonna say, Shit, let's see Dylan last week
sung Jay that was plus fifty nine hundred to win,
I know.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
And then I bet him again at plus fifteen thousand.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That brings us to this week, Shay, what's the deal
with getting your picks in?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I was in the core.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I told Ray to call me because I'm not going
to text and drive and die, and he refused to
do it.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I was doing shit today, so was I.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Holy shit, God forbid you sent him yesterday or yesterday?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I see the fucking morning lines of Baseball.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Baby, go on, you have a tesla, can't elon fucking
put the picks in for you to help me? Thanks
a lot, everyone assumed. Everyone assumes it's a cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Exactly exactly, it's a test a ram thirty five hundreds.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Do you want to give us your picks this week?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, Danny, I got the Spurs laying three and a half,
and then for BASEBALLA, I got the Cubbies there plus
one sixty four. I got Most Rangers tonight minus one
thirty eight, and then I got the Yep. This is
a bad That was a big mistake. I wish I'm
gonna take that back. I don't want to say that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Are you done?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Most Rangers?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
No, the Red Sox? Are you done? Are you done? Yeah?
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's it. Okay, how about you?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Ray, NBA Julian Champagne over nine and a half points.
I feel like they're going to be all over Wemby.
He shoots thirty eight percent from three knocks down two threes.
He's already a little over there.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So here we go right on homework, Ray doing homeworking off.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I have a tinfoil hat one. This is a little
less research. But Wemby under twenty seven and a half points.
I feel like he's I feel like he's and I
think that at the end of the series, let's say
they lose tonight, somebody's gonna come out that says maybe
he's playing with a broken wrist, a sprained ankle. He
hasn't been rebounding well, and he's the last two games
(18:12):
he's played, he hasn't been doing great. I think twenty
seven and a half is a lot of points. They
say about the French notoriously soft yep Hartenstein has been
killing him too, So I think they're just gonna throw
a bunch of bodies at him. Maybe gets twenty five points,
but I do believe that he's actually hurt.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
But no evidence to suggest that what happens on bumble
to me, they just throw all those bodies. Then all
the body Yeah, that's grinded and they look like they
look like Isaiah Hartenstein Steinerstein.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
And then I have Thunder for two units to win
the NBA title at minus won forty five, I think
they get past the Spurs. And then right now DraftKings
has him at minus two sixty five if they play
the Knicks, So get out in front of it early.
I think that's gonna be some good odds for me there.
And then for Ope. For golf, Akha Batilla top twenty.
(18:59):
He has seven of his last eight events, he's top
twenty five. I feel like he's due for a big
outing this week. Then Ludwig, of course, I'm gonna chase
this until he finally wins.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
He gotta win.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
He's been top ten and like eight straight events or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Sweetish though, Yeah, but he's got such a good swing.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
And then Hideki Matsiyama top twenty plus one twenty. He's
just one of the better players in the field, and
his short game is really good.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Do you have dart bets?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I do have dart bets. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
People are gonna be very upset with this.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
You yeah, you lose her Man sport.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Darts is very hard. People should try it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
There's nothing more.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Mainly they getting waste and playing darts with teenagers.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Speaking of speaking of teenagers, Luke Lhitler to win minus
won twenty five.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I don't know if he should be able to bet
on like a child a child people.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
You can bet on the litleagu ground.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Now you can't eat more. Five dimes used to have
it and they took it off. If you go off shore, No,
it was off shore. Five dimes is off shore. Might
do you have sung glances on erased you bright?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Oh Steven, thank you?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
The rays or Ray get it the raise Ray Okay?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
And I like lou La Luke Littler because he just
became a Member of Order for the British Empire.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Oh, I mean he's night It means he's a fucking pod.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
I looked it up. But it doesn't mean you're knighted.
But he's with like Harry Kane, David Beckham, Ed Sheeran
and Adel.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This means you're bow.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
He's also really really good.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, Coward is gonna be hanging out with Prince Andrew
fucking Bootleger.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Maybe he's going to let the fame go to his
head and he's not gonna play with He's.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Got a big ass head.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
He does massive What.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Was he irish? No, he's Brett.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Oh, same thing, you kind of We don't do the No,
I'm just talking about having a big noggin potato hair like.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, it's a European nogging Yeah, eurohead, we're right here.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Sounds yeah euros uh Dylan, Yeah, an.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Acel Dan your Golden Knights to win the Cup plus
one thirty. They are a force at the moment and
probably the best goalie in the playoffs right now.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So he's standing on his head.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
He is standing on his head.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Carter Arts standing on his head and can habs money
line tomorrow plus one eighty five, because fuck it?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Why not just love that one too?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
French open. Some spiciness happened today. Jannix Center, the German
Italian guy take the hate. Yep, the axis powers folded
and I'm taking Caspar Rude to win at plus seven.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
So Center was minus ten thousand to beat one. Manuel
Cyrendolo is one game away, right, look at.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
That Spanish man ola ola one Manuel.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I saw someone bet five thousand dollars to win one hundred.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah, you get you know what, you get what you
fucking deserve if you do that. That's so lame.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
That's the classic. They're like, oh, if you find one
hundred dollars on the ground, would you pick it up?
We're like, well, you just lost five grands.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Would you also light five thousand dollars on fire to
pick up the one hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's fifty five hundred, didn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Yeah, I got the math wrong in my head, but
something around there.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
But you lose the big Oh yeah yeah, Ka and
Holmburdo are they still in it?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I'll check right now.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I'm Humberto oh Loociento, Yeah, thank you. What else do
you have I'm doing? Uh?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yes, I got Casper NBA.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Have also got the Spurs minus three and a half
against the Thunder, and obviously I've got to have Sung
j M to win the Charles Schwab and he is
plus twenty one thousand, which it doesn't bode.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well, but that's a value bat Dan, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
One hundred bucks will win me twenty one grand.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
I almost sprinkle top twenty plus one sixty five for
Sung Jay if you want to hop on that Dell
I'll take that with you.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Top twenty I'm you know what, No, I'm a sportsman.
I'm taking it. I'll take that.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
I'll throw in the top five too, because at plunks
twenty two hundred. Actually no, I like top ten plus
eight ninety. It's called arbitrage.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Ooh that's a big word. Very great game, great movie,
anything else that needs to be mentioned. Not for me.
I feel like we did really good today.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Widows Bey is pretty good show. Just letting people know
if they're interested in Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I started that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Actually speaking of that, except not related at all. Did
you see the the guy on Fox News wearing the
human mask?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
What you saw that? Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Is it real?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Look at this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Does it look real?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's like a person, well except for the bottom of
the mask you can see by his Adam's apple.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, it's like it's lifted up a little bit. Yeah,
I'll show you a pictures. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh this fucking Mission impossible ship. Yeah, yeah, we get
them Tom Cruise.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
There's been a couple of times though this has happened
on Foxes.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Remember there, they're like anonymous source on I forget what
it was, but the people, I think pointed that it
was the Seal Team six.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Guy who's always on TV. Yeah, yeah, so maybe that's him.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah. It was just kind of strange that people notice that.
Big day Race said, you have a list of movies?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Oh yeah, we came up with a Yeah, Dan, I
was thinking about incorporating some more lists, because I know
you love lists.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
What do you what do you say? Okay, all right,
let's go. All right, we this is a group effort.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
But we came up with the top twenty five movies,
where if it's your that are good movies.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
But if it's your favorite movie, you're probably a tool.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
How about you do top ten?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I don't I knew you were going to. I got
other things to do. I was gonna negotiating started high.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
All right, so top ten? Give me number ten? All right?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
So well, there's are no particular order. You said it's
a list, Okay, then it is in a particular order.
The social network.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Goodfellas or Godfather. If you're Italian, I didn't see.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I saw now, I didn't see if you're Italian, yeah,
I didn't see either one all the way through.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Damn, that's crazy. To me, but the Town, Yes, I
liked it. These are considered good movies. They don't have
to be great.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Why are we doing all Italian mosa.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
There's my other ones, Book a Mormon.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
That's a play.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, it's not a movie, and a book.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Can film.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
They didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I could buy a film right now that hasn't play
in its Book of Mormon.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Do it on the Amazon Animal House.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, it's great movie. The Big Short, Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Departed No, oh, Jack Nicholson's accent not good. No, it's
Whitey bulgerin.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
No, not good.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And there's a scene at the end where everybody's shooting everybody.
They come down the elevator.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like I laughed.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I did laugh at that scene, Like I'm like, okay,
that'll Oh my god, he got you. Oh my god,
he got you.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I'm like, oh, this is silly.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
And the rat at the end, Yeah, I like to
depart it. It's fun.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's not I don't think it's departed.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Okay, what else?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Uh, Interstellar, Oh buddy, is.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
It's a good movie.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
But there was the George Clooney one, and then Matt damon,
they're in Spain, the Martian Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
An Interstellar is before all that shit though? Yeah, and
it's a mind bender. Yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
It's funny because we had this on the list and
then Cam Young got interviewed, I think, after the players,
and one of the questions was what's your favorite movie?
Said Interstellar, and we're.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Like, oh, fuck, gonna open up some grape tool.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, anything else?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Limitless?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
What the fuck? What was Limitless?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
With Hill?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Robert de Niro get the fuck out of here?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Is that your favorite movie?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Sucks? Ass?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Okay, it doesn't have to be like the best movie ever,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Like, it's awful, it's horrible. What else?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
The Joker?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
No, yes, one Joker on me obviously.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yeah, Boondock scenes No, Oh my god, that's your favorite movie,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
No, American Psycho.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yes, obviously.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Though, Wolf of Wall Street and fight Club. Yes, fight
Club's number one.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I feel like there's a clear top two. Fight Club
and Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
I don't know, but they're all good movies. But if
someone came up to you at a bar and was like,
this is my favorite movie, you would look at them strangely.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
You'd be like, like, this guy probably sucks. I learned
a lot about it.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Some dude it came to me at a bar and said, hey,
here's my favorite movie. I would a strangely period. Why
are we talking about this, you fucking freak.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Hey do you have a favorite time? Here's mine, The Interstellar.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
One of my top ten favorite military coups of all time.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I mean, yeah, that's different.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well that'll do it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That'll do it for this week.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
We've done it again, Dan, what's your favorite movie?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I don't have one?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
All right, it's lemmitless.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well, don't let Dan. He picks something. Barbie, Yes, Barbie movie?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
All right? Added to the fucking list?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
There not?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Some propaganda's with that one.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Should we ad Oppenheimer on that list?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Still?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Shane loves Oppenheimer?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I did. I loved it. I loved it when they
told him it was a se you never come back
to the office again.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Killian Murphy?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen a Oppenheimer. No, it's like
every time I sat down at like four hours, you know, the.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Movie and then he would eat like an almond a
day because he had to look like Oppenheimer.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, he was a junk emaciated. You know, it's a
good junk movie.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Brutalist Have I seen that?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Who's in the Adrian Brodie?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Right?
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yeah, it's about architect brutalist architecture. Yeah, it's intense fow
that under a chaise list of gay movies architecture.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
There's definitely a scene where it will make you wonder.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, but doesn't Adam Brody or Adrian Brody in me
and movies that always end with is Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Pianists, yeah, bist Christian Bale was the machinist scrotomus.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, that's one of my favorites. Saka Juwia.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
That's a great one.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right, that's it. We've done it somehow, we've done it.
We wasted your time for as long as we could.
Now it's time to shan irving wherever you get your podcast?
Oh yeah, Danny Okay, is Dylan on the podcast?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
You showing up today?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't know what do you want to do it?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
We did today over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
You want me to send a video to say I'm
sorry I won't be able to show.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Up for Please don't directly?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Can you send one from the bathtub at home.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I wonder why your data usage was up so fucking
much of a faire player?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
How about a d M? Maybe about not?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Actually I was wondering, Dan, are you wearing non cords today?
Because you mailed out all your other ones?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I purposely didn't wear chords because I knew that he
would focus in on if I was wearing I would
dah and you're junk.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah yeah, why did the junk?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh gotta take this call. Okay, uh, thanks for joining us.
It's been our pleasure to serve you, for Shan Irving
Dylan and big day Ray. Also Tyler, who sat in
here running all the equipment is but tie yay t
all right, we'll talk to you now next week. And
Dan Patrick takes a gamble
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gambo, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Here we go. Yeah, Shaye, it looks like you lose
You lose weight every single week, like you're really thin.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What is going on here?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Ozempic No, I quit taking so much testosterone? Why were
you taking testoster to feel young again?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Because you're a bitch, Because I'm a bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Why would take testosteros? Cool?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What do you mean? Why wouldn't I?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What's A do to you? Make you fucking strong? In
my case? Too strong because I had some ligament issues. Yeah,
but you're really thin now, Yeah, I don't eat as
much when you're taking two hundred and fifty fucking millimeters
of tests?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What's A do to you? Like your mind?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, that's the best part.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Like it makes you feel like you're twenty eight all
over every single inch real, Yeah, it's money.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Every single centimeter.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
And now doctors are handing out, uh, the daily sealis
for your heart.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
You heard that Boner pills for your heart.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They're like, don't worry. I thought you will cover it.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Aren't those bad for your heart? Like you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
People don't spread propaganda.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
It's I'm seeing for a testosterone. You get testicular shrinkage
and breast changes, tenderness or swelling.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's that's if you do too much the hypo gamey
or whatever on your titties. You do too much. So
if you do too much, you got to take the
anti estrogen. But then you also have to make sure.
You know, if you don't want kids anymore, you're good.
But if you do, you've got to take hCG. It's
the whole thing. Do you have breast No, my titties
all right, Yeah they're smaller, but I mean my testicles.
I hope they shrank because those were I'm getting older
(01:44):
every day, brother.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You old man.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let me recap Big day Ray producer Ray plus five
all he won one and a half units last week.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You just stolen Valor.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, you haven't had to suffer.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I've suffered enough.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No. I think Ray is just acting professional and you
guys don't.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
That's not boil it down to that.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Shay lost two units minus seven on the ear. Dylan
lost a half unit and he's minus ten and that
are you the math is good on this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You know what, Dan. If it's not, it's probably worse
than that.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So well, no, because normally when we had uh, you should.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Play the foil now because Larry's going Ray, you want
to be the asshole.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
You've been giving me.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
A lot of sass since I came on the show, Say.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean Ray would be Guys, what you do,
you'd be a good Larry replacement.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
They're both disabled? What well disabled?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
They got the handicap parking. They're close to the.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Movies.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Do you think that if somebody swipes white right, they
go and white that it's I'm disabled and I'm good
with women?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, to the airport in my car. I have never
I've never been on one of those dating sites. Never.
I mean either man, I wish.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I think you'd be in a lot of trouble if
you were.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Well no, no, just just to experience it. But I
ran into a guy and I was playing golf with him,
and I you know, he broke up with his girlfriend
and he said that he was on bumble Yeah okay,
And I said, well, like, who's there? And is everybody
telling the truth? He goes, no, no, no, no, no, just swipe, swipe,
(03:37):
and I started to swipe. Well, when you swipe, you
let that other person know that they're you're interested. Yeah,
And I'm swiping like I'm just looking at all these
women and I go, look, hey, that's good and you know,
and so I see him later that night he goes,
oh my god, I got you know, seven of these
(03:57):
ten women are they're interested.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And you know, I said, well that's a good thing.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
And why are a bunch of ugly bitches messaging me?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Jesus?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
It is it is actually, it is just fun to
swipe on that awful.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It's social. It should be out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But this guy said, hey, I had a woman who
told me that she had.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Herpies.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, very honest.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
And so he said, well, you're being honest with me,
I'll be honest with you. I smoke No, he said,
I smoke cigarettes. And she goes, oh, that's a non
starter from the herpie girl. Yes, that's yes. He said,
Oh my god. I thought, well, she's telling me something
really personal. I'll just tell her I smoked cigarettes. And
(04:42):
she said, oh, it's a non.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Mouth. Well that I don't know.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
I'm guessing if you even bring it up. No one
brings up that they have mouth herpies. It is I
have to say, hopping into the dating apps thing as
like a like sixty year old dude would be.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You crushed in it. You would crush.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's like, I don't know do you want? That's like
a young young man.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Is bad for dudes like for example, Dylan, like you're
very funny and cool and all that shit that doesn't
come across on bubble now like a homeless man. Nobody's
fucking swiping you.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
If you just get to go off like six pictures
and some shitty like prompts or something.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's no more short kings. It's sad.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
It's killed a lot of the bar scene too, because
you don't have to really go out to a bar
to meet anyone. You can just sit in bed and
just swipe around.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Dystopian. Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It was just kind of weird where you go, okay
that person and then all of a sudden you set
up a phone call and next thing you know, you
know you got herpies.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You're you know, you got a bond for the And
it's funny though, like they they make you fill out
all these things and likes and dislikes. It's like everyone's
only just looking at the pictures like.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Or like an STD report, they should upload that shit.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah, well that lady did that. Lady's self reported.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
She must have something way worse than herpees if she's
admitting to herpes like he got.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
We got an email last week asking for some advice
from shay Oh. The email was regarding a twenty five
year old male listener whose friend's mom is now divorced
after over a year. She's fifty. He believes she has
interest in him, but doesn't know how he should pursue it,
if he should pursue her at all.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
First off, yes, he should pursue her one hundred percent.
She needs loving too.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but it's your friend's mom. Friends don't last forever
whever he's due.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, how good at friends are they?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
How he should do it? The guy needs to know
how to schmooze a fifty year old woman. I mean,
I'd say a bold dusk in red and maybe HGTV it.
Just sit her ass down and tell her the deal's
gonna She's not gonna be surprised. Brother, I'll tell you
that he's twenty five yeah. Oh yeah, I'm gonna come
clean the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
She's hot too, She's expecting it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
She knows, she gets it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You have to do it, though, Do that those women
were never around when I was twenty five?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh yeah, they never were.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
That's a movie's thing.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'm still waiting for phoebe Ks to get out of
the fucking pool.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I forgot him staying next to fucking Casanovo over. Oh yeah,
that's how you make it.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Face.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I didn't make any faces.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, no, I believe, I believe that whatever is said
about Shay, I believe.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Did you never have like a experience with an older
lady when you were younger?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No? Oh, Danny, you missed out, brother.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah I know, but I you know, it's like, you go,
why would somebody hook.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Up with me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well then with that attitude, No, ship, I didn't have
a lot of confidence I got.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think once I got to the mother Ship. Then
all of a sudden that long Yeah you didn't have
it at CNN, No, A little bit, A little bit.
When I got to New York from Atlanta, and then
I was told that some of the women who worked
in the entertainment department of CNN.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I mean oh not no, no, no, no. They wanted to
know what was the deal? There we go.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That was first time I'm like, in your life. Yeah,
that I had that much attention. Yeah, New York City, baby, Shay.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
What's your biggest age gap difference that you've come across.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's a great question, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Well she could have been fifty. She looked great. How
old were you? I was in my low twenties. She
was probably like forty seven, forty eight.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
She was a dancer. Oh no, idea.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Oh yeah, if all of you are older, women are
gonna be hooked.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I have another story.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I have another story that I cannot tell. She was
much older than me and I had a great time.
Thank you, Lake Austin nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But the dancer was she was phenomenal.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah what's up?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Red?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, but you're not You're not meeting people at that
age Normally you're meeting him in a strip club.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So I was like, that's not Why was that not normal?
You know how many guys walk into a strip club
and try.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
And pull Hey, I get it, her defenses are up.
That's harder to do than any bar, any app any.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Anything, fair, not if you're forty seven, or if you
paid them her, Yeah, if you pay them.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I ever bought a dance dude.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Wow, you're so fucking cool.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Did you offer drugs? I mean, whether that is true
or not is besides the point.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
And I think both parties were probably offering drugs.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, well, a good time.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I saw where Kate Hudson wants to uh get into
betting on golf.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, yeah, I saw this yesterday.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
She was on I think that, uh that talk show
with Jennifer Hudson, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah? Did Jennifer Hudson Joe.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, that's that's the one.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
But yeah, she was talking and I guess Kate Hudson's
a big golf fan and she was just like mulling
over whether she should start betting on golf because she's
interested in And I was like, if you want to
take my advice, definitely don't do that because you'll lose
all your money.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But start a podcast.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
We should get her on here.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, i'd have her on, Oh would you?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I like Kate Hudson rules Katie.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, if we can squeeze her, and I think, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Like her, but I don't know if because I like golf,
I'm going to bet on golf. Really, I don't need
to if I like it. I bet on things I hate. Well,
that's what I'm saying. If you don't like something, then
you might bet on it, so you'll watch it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Man. I bet on falling rain drops on a windshield.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
And you haven't lived until you've bet on some JM
and you see him him plog day.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I know, yikes, I know. Uh, Picture Day Ray, Big
Day Ray said that your kids teachers are all feeling teacher.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, that kind of fit. No, I just have it.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I like to take umbradge with something that is plaguing Connecticut,
Fairfield County and many other similar communities. There's like fifteen
administrators per student at my kids' school. Right, they got
a teacher, they got a math teacher, they got all this,
and they don't have counselors, Danny. They have feelings teachers.
(10:49):
So if the kids having a bad day or you know,
his mama was mean to him at lunch, they get
to go to this teacher and talk about their feelings
for whatever reason, whatever the fuck they want. There's like
four field teachers per grade. So one of my kids
started seeing the fucking feelings teacher unbeknownst to me and
anybody else about. I don't know who gives a shit,
doesn't matter. They're just regurgitating emotional crap from a fucking
(11:12):
eight year old and making it more and more real.
And they just take the complete liberty to do whatever
the hell they want without informing anybody, because the pedestal
that they're sitting on is all funded by the taxpayer.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
FDR was right, no public unions. It doesn't make any
goddamn sense, and we're sick of it.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I think they should rename feelings teachers.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, that's that's not good feelings.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Wait, it's not just guidance counselor no.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Dude, No, it's all about They don't have that anymore.
They have feelings, Like are your feelings okay? How do
you feel? How do you feel?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
How do you feel?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Like shit? How about teachers of feelings or something instead
of feeling punishment? When I was in elementary school, yeah
I did too, it's got it time.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, I got spanked in front of fifth grade class.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I got with a few times.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, sister Anne who ran off with father?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Blow me? No what?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Blow me?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
You haven't heard this.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, that was my priest growing up. Yeah, that can't be.
That's not real. Uh it is. I think it's a
movie about that.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
It's a it's yeah, it's called spotlight.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Called something else.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I have a newspaper article that that was my father.
Blow blowimmy, Well this is not subtle. He left, They
ran off sister Anne and father a woman. Yeah, Arizona. Yeah,
I got spanked by sister Anne.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Principle better than father. Blow me? Yea, what did he do?
He was really nice? Man? Oh I bet he was.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
You kind of have to be.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, No, he was heaterone, a pocket full of candy.
He's headerone.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
There they're head her own jail to you, Dan, it's
the power thing.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's a Roman empire.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
This is one that tried up Shay's Alley Jackson Dart
catching heat for showing up and introducing Donald J.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Trump.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Who gives a ship? This is so corny, like who
really gives a ship?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like? I don't funk.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
The teammates that care about this get worked up over this,
chill a funk out?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I mean, honestly, I think at this point is so tired,
like it's who cares man Trump is who he is.
And if Jackson dark, I mean Jackson Darts a Mormon, dude,
what do you expecting me? Yeah, what's he going to do?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I do think it's funny, though he might go to
like Mormon Hill for that. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
He's kind of jumping on the ship a little bit lately.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Is late in the game.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's not fully above water.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, but he's become a celebrity now, Dart.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, Now he's going to be a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Now. He's a big deal in New York. Yeah, when
he got to New York, he became a big deal.
He was probably a big deal at Ole Miss, but
but he became a big deal in New York for sure.
Starting quarterback. You know, a good looking guy, girlfriend, the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, what do they do? What do you mean, go
to the movies, walk in the park?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yeah, soak.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know. That's gotta be the most disappointing boyfriend
in the world.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I'm not even sure if he is Mormon one without
a doubt.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
I'm looking it up. I don't see anything.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
I mean if that, If he's not, then you might
have some answers question. Maybe you're just a huge fan
of the war and Iran. It's possible.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
He's just a big investor in Palatins.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, volunteer shareholder Jackson Darty.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That brings us to that's last week, Shaye was in Italy.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh my god. Yeah, you didn't do well. I had
a great time. Yeah, I didn't do well. Uh how'd
Ray do did? Ray did pretty well? He won his
darts parlay.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
I've begetting so much shit about my darts parlays. It's crazy.
People are like, no one cares about darts, bent on
something else, bent on something like a man's sport. I'm
two and zero in darts. Isn't a man sport.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If you're winning, I'm fine with you betting on darts.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
People have been very mean to me Dan Well, I okay,
they're going to be mean on social media with this.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, welcome to the fucking chat, right. I mean I
get death threats weekly. Yeah, I don't want that. Not
a big deal.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't get those.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Imagine someone who hates raised darts.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's like, yeah, that mortgage the darts. You put me
over the edge betting on darts. I was doing so
much for you to pay and Ray, you know, Ray's
just kind of a great employee, doesn't you know? Bother
anybody does his work tries to look a little bit
like Jared Goff. But other than that, I mean, raised, raised, harmless.
(15:29):
He's a nice guy.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, I'm not saying the stuff that she says on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Wow, what is that supposed to make you express yourself?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Ever? Say anything?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Victim? Here?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Dan, You've never said anything that nice about me?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah? Or me?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That's I said you were thin because I stopped taking
so many steroids. I said your wife's hot.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
All right. That is a compliment.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
God, that's a compliment to you. Yeah, Dylan, I said,
you're the oldest looking thirty year old I've ever met.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Distinguished.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I said that you had congratulations on getting engaged. Thank you,
And you're a great addition to the ship. Why what
am I doing?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That was? That? Was that clip that I didn't finish it?
You're a great addition to the ship.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I was gonna say, Shit, let's see Dylan last week
sung Jay that was plus fifty nine hundred to win,
I know.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
And then I bet him again at plus fifteen thousand.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That brings us to this week, Shay, what's the deal
with getting your picks in?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I was in the core.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I told Ray to call me because I'm not going
to text and drive and die, and he refused to
do it.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I was doing shit today, so was I.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Holy shit, God forbid you sent him yesterday or yesterday?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I see the fucking morning lines of Baseball.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Baby, go on, you have a tesla, can't elon fucking
put the picks in for you to help me? Thanks
a lot, everyone assumed. Everyone assumes it's a cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Exactly exactly, it's a test a ram thirty five hundreds.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Do you want to give us your picks this week?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, Danny, I got the Spurs laying three and a half,
and then for BASEBALLA, I got the Cubbies there plus
one sixty four. I got Most Rangers tonight minus one
thirty eight, and then I got the Yep. This is
a bad That was a big mistake. I wish I'm
gonna take that back. I don't want to say that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Are you done?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Most Rangers?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
No, the Red Sox? Are you done? Are you done? Yeah?
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's it. Okay, how about you?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Ray, NBA Julian Champagne over nine and a half points.
I feel like they're going to be all over Wemby.
He shoots thirty eight percent from three knocks down two threes.
He's already a little over there.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So here we go right on homework, Ray doing homeworking off.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I have a tinfoil hat one. This is a little
less research. But Wemby under twenty seven and a half points.
I feel like he's I feel like he's and I
think that at the end of the series, let's say
they lose tonight, somebody's gonna come out that says maybe
he's playing with a broken wrist, a sprained ankle. He
hasn't been rebounding well, and he's the last two games
(18:12):
he's played, he hasn't been doing great. I think twenty
seven and a half is a lot of points. They
say about the French notoriously soft yep Hartenstein has been
killing him too, So I think they're just gonna throw
a bunch of bodies at him. Maybe gets twenty five points,
but I do believe that he's actually hurt.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
But no evidence to suggest that what happens on bumble
to me, they just throw all those bodies. Then all
the body Yeah, that's grinded and they look like they
look like Isaiah Hartenstein Steinerstein.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
And then I have Thunder for two units to win
the NBA title at minus won forty five, I think
they get past the Spurs. And then right now DraftKings
has him at minus two sixty five if they play
the Knicks, So get out in front of it early.
I think that's gonna be some good odds for me there.
And then for Ope. For golf, Akha Batilla top twenty.
(18:59):
He has seven of his last eight events, he's top
twenty five. I feel like he's due for a big
outing this week. Then Ludwig, of course, I'm gonna chase
this until he finally wins.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
He gotta win.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
He's been top ten and like eight straight events or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Sweetish though, Yeah, but he's got such a good swing.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
And then Hideki Matsiyama top twenty plus one twenty. He's
just one of the better players in the field, and
his short game is really good.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Do you have dart bets?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I do have dart bets. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
People are gonna be very upset with this.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
You yeah, you lose her Man sport.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Darts is very hard. People should try it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
There's nothing more.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Mainly they getting waste and playing darts with teenagers.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Speaking of speaking of teenagers, Luke Lhitler to win minus
won twenty five.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I don't know if he should be able to bet
on like a child a child people.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
You can bet on the litleagu ground.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Now you can't eat more. Five dimes used to have
it and they took it off. If you go off shore, No,
it was off shore. Five dimes is off shore. Might
do you have sung glances on erased you bright?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Oh Steven, thank you?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
The rays or Ray get it the raise Ray Okay?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
And I like lou La Luke Littler because he just
became a Member of Order for the British Empire.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Oh, I mean he's night It means he's a fucking pod.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
I looked it up. But it doesn't mean you're knighted.
But he's with like Harry Kane, David Beckham, Ed Sheeran
and Adel.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This means you're bow.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
He's also really really good.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, Coward is gonna be hanging out with Prince Andrew
fucking Bootleger.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Maybe he's going to let the fame go to his
head and he's not gonna play with He's.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Got a big ass head.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
He does massive What.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Was he irish? No, he's Brett.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Oh, same thing, you kind of We don't do the No,
I'm just talking about having a big noggin potato hair like.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, it's a European nogging Yeah, eurohead, we're right here.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Sounds yeah euros uh Dylan, Yeah, an.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Acel Dan your Golden Knights to win the Cup plus
one thirty. They are a force at the moment and
probably the best goalie in the playoffs right now.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So he's standing on his head.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
He is standing on his head.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Carter Arts standing on his head and can habs money
line tomorrow plus one eighty five, because fuck it?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Why not just love that one too?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
French open. Some spiciness happened today. Jannix Center, the German
Italian guy take the hate. Yep, the axis powers folded
and I'm taking Caspar Rude to win at plus seven.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
So Center was minus ten thousand to beat one. Manuel
Cyrendolo is one game away, right, look at.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
That Spanish man ola ola one Manuel.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I saw someone bet five thousand dollars to win one hundred.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah, you get you know what, you get what you
fucking deserve if you do that. That's so lame.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
That's the classic. They're like, oh, if you find one
hundred dollars on the ground, would you pick it up?
We're like, well, you just lost five grands.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Would you also light five thousand dollars on fire to
pick up the one hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's fifty five hundred, didn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Yeah, I got the math wrong in my head, but
something around there.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
But you lose the big Oh yeah yeah, Ka and
Holmburdo are they still in it?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I'll check right now.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I'm Humberto oh Loociento, Yeah, thank you. What else do
you have I'm doing? Uh?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yes, I got Casper NBA.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Have also got the Spurs minus three and a half
against the Thunder, and obviously I've got to have Sung
j M to win the Charles Schwab and he is
plus twenty one thousand, which it doesn't bode.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well, but that's a value bat Dan, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
One hundred bucks will win me twenty one grand.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
I almost sprinkle top twenty plus one sixty five for
Sung Jay if you want to hop on that Dell
I'll take that with you.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Top twenty I'm you know what, No, I'm a sportsman.
I'm taking it. I'll take that.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
I'll throw in the top five too, because at plunks
twenty two hundred. Actually no, I like top ten plus
eight ninety. It's called arbitrage.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Ooh that's a big word. Very great game, great movie,
anything else that needs to be mentioned. Not for me.
I feel like we did really good today.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Widows Bey is pretty good show. Just letting people know
if they're interested in Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I started that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Actually speaking of that, except not related at all. Did
you see the the guy on Fox News wearing the
human mask?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
What you saw that? Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Is it real?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Look at this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Does it look real?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's like a person, well except for the bottom of
the mask you can see by his Adam's apple.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, it's like it's lifted up a little bit. Yeah,
I'll show you a pictures. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh this fucking Mission impossible ship. Yeah, yeah, we get
them Tom Cruise.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
There's been a couple of times though this has happened
on Foxes.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Remember there, they're like anonymous source on I forget what
it was, but the people, I think pointed that it
was the Seal Team six.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Guy who's always on TV. Yeah, yeah, so maybe that's him.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah. It was just kind of strange that people notice that.
Big day Race said, you have a list of movies?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Oh yeah, we came up with a Yeah, Dan, I
was thinking about incorporating some more lists, because I know
you love lists.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
What do you what do you say? Okay, all right,
let's go. All right, we this is a group effort.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
But we came up with the top twenty five movies,
where if it's your that are good movies.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
But if it's your favorite movie, you're probably a tool.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
How about you do top ten?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I don't I knew you were going to. I got
other things to do. I was gonna negotiating started high.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
All right, so top ten? Give me number ten? All right?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
So well, there's are no particular order. You said it's
a list, Okay, then it is in a particular order.
The social network.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Goodfellas or Godfather. If you're Italian, I didn't see.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I saw now, I didn't see if you're Italian, yeah,
I didn't see either one all the way through.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Damn, that's crazy. To me, but the Town, Yes, I
liked it. These are considered good movies. They don't have
to be great.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Why are we doing all Italian mosa.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
There's my other ones, Book a Mormon.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
That's a play.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, it's not a movie, and a book.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Can film.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
They didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I could buy a film right now that hasn't play
in its Book of Mormon.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Do it on the Amazon Animal House.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, it's great movie. The Big Short, Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Departed No, oh, Jack Nicholson's accent not good. No, it's
Whitey bulgerin.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
No, not good.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And there's a scene at the end where everybody's shooting everybody.
They come down the elevator.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like I laughed.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I did laugh at that scene, Like I'm like, okay,
that'll Oh my god, he got you. Oh my god,
he got you.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I'm like, oh, this is silly.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
And the rat at the end, Yeah, I like to
depart it. It's fun.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's not I don't think it's departed.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Okay, what else?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Uh, Interstellar, Oh buddy, is.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
It's a good movie.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
But there was the George Clooney one, and then Matt damon,
they're in Spain, the Martian Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
An Interstellar is before all that shit though? Yeah, and
it's a mind bender. Yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
It's funny because we had this on the list and
then Cam Young got interviewed, I think, after the players,
and one of the questions was what's your favorite movie?
Said Interstellar, and we're.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Like, oh, fuck, gonna open up some grape tool.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, anything else?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Limitless?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
What the fuck? What was Limitless?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
With Hill?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Robert de Niro get the fuck out of here?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Is that your favorite movie?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Sucks? Ass?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Okay, it doesn't have to be like the best movie ever,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Like, it's awful, it's horrible. What else?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
The Joker?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
No, yes, one Joker on me obviously.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yeah, Boondock scenes No, Oh my god, that's your favorite movie,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
No, American Psycho.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yes, obviously.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Though, Wolf of Wall Street and fight Club. Yes, fight
Club's number one.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I feel like there's a clear top two. Fight Club
and Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
I don't know, but they're all good movies. But if
someone came up to you at a bar and was like,
this is my favorite movie, you would look at them strangely.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
You'd be like, like, this guy probably sucks. I learned
a lot about it.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Some dude it came to me at a bar and said, hey,
here's my favorite movie. I would a strangely period. Why
are we talking about this, you fucking freak.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Hey do you have a favorite time? Here's mine, The Interstellar.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
One of my top ten favorite military coups of all time.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I mean, yeah, that's different.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well that'll do it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That'll do it for this week.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
We've done it again, Dan, what's your favorite movie?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I don't have one?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
All right, it's lemmitless.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well, don't let Dan. He picks something. Barbie, Yes, Barbie movie?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
All right? Added to the fucking list?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
There not?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Some propaganda's with that one.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Should we ad Oppenheimer on that list?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Still?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Shane loves Oppenheimer?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I did. I loved it. I loved it when they
told him it was a se you never come back
to the office again.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Killian Murphy?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen a Oppenheimer. No, it's like
every time I sat down at like four hours, you know, the.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Movie and then he would eat like an almond a
day because he had to look like Oppenheimer.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, he was a junk emaciated. You know, it's a
good junk movie.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Brutalist Have I seen that?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Who's in the Adrian Brodie?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Right?
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yeah, it's about architect brutalist architecture. Yeah, it's intense fow
that under a chaise list of gay movies architecture.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
There's definitely a scene where it will make you wonder.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, but doesn't Adam Brody or Adrian Brody in me
and movies that always end with is Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Pianists, yeah, bist Christian Bale was the machinist scrotomus.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, that's one of my favorites. Saka Juwia.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
That's a great one.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right, that's it. We've done it somehow, we've done it.
We wasted your time for as long as we could.
Now it's time to shan irving wherever you get your podcast?
Oh yeah, Danny Okay, is Dylan on the podcast?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
You showing up today?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't know what do you want to do it?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
We did today over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
You want me to send a video to say I'm
sorry I won't be able to show.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Up for Please don't directly?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Can you send one from the bathtub at home.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I wonder why your data usage was up so fucking
much of a faire player?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
How about a d M? Maybe about not?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Actually I was wondering, Dan, are you wearing non cords today?
Because you mailed out all your other ones?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I purposely didn't wear chords because I knew that he
would focus in on if I was wearing I would
dah and you're junk.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah yeah, why did the junk?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh gotta take this call. Okay, uh, thanks for joining us.
It's been our pleasure to serve you, for Shan Irving
Dylan and big day Ray. Also Tyler, who sat in
here running all the equipment is but tie yay t
all right, we'll talk to you now next week. And
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