June 3, 2026 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and shayh.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Welcome to another edition. By the way, nobody I think
responded to bad Larry in a timely fashion. I had
to take one for the team over the weekend because
he texted me and he says, I'm here, and then
he said I'm going to reach out to the podcast guys.
And apparently everybody either didn't contact Larry or they did
(00:39):
and had an excuse. Shae, did you get a message
from bad Larry?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah? And I was at a fucking dance recital. He
was like, I'm going to winters in that town. I
was like, dude, I'm like an hour away at a
dancer title, sweating my asshof.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, but you could have gotten out of the dancer recitle.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Just say to your wife, Hey, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Back a dancing first, sidle fees first, Like there's no.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Way they let you into those things.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a stand up member of the community.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, you have like guy who owns a beauty pageant
in Arkansas kind of no, I don't. Yeah, like like
John benet Ramp by the way, what well what happened
with now?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh? Allegedly obviously, but it was her brother for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That seems to be the most popular popular take.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I think, Yeah, but no, I couldn't meet up at
fucking winners in uh west Haven. Well, then we went
over to our friend's house and bad Larry was there
for the weekend, having beers the whole weekend. Yes, yeah,
he didn't mention.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That, Yeah, there the whole weekend. Ray, did you get
an invitation from bad Larry?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I got an invitation from Larry. He sent us a
video of the sunset and it's just a panorama of
like you guys are on like right by the water
and as soon as it's about to and he's like
all right, time to fucking drink and then the thing
just hangs up.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And your excuse, Dylan, was I had to go to
a graduation party. I don't think that's what you put
in your text message.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, what did I What did I say?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Is Larry lying now too?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He said? Dylan said he was trying to get laid.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh they said that Larry is a liar. Then you
know what, let me hold on, I'll pull it up. Okay,
when was that Saturday?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh yeah, he went to a kids That's what it was.
I've ever think I have to do it an elementary
school graduation. Oh yeah, I was kidding. He thought he
believed that he's trying to get laid.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, okay, so I took another bullet for this team
with bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I saw a picture of you too, and you were
smiling happy at the can.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I was there for a half hour.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
That was it?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Really?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yes, I made a Okay, here's the thing. I said
to my wife, it's either I go there for a
half hour or he comes here for three hours.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, no ship.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then she goes, all right, go ahead. And I
went over saw Larry and chatted, laughed, fake laugh, and
then I said, all right, Uh finished my beer and
I said I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Did you bring up him quitting live on the air? No?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Oh, half hours A little rude, Dan, that's like it is.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But it was meant to be rude a message because
he you know what he did, he shipped on this
show and you know.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Half hour is like four hours in Dan time, though,
that is that's a lot of time.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Scorming at the twenty fifth minute.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But okay, I did it, and we finally put Larry
to bed to rest. This is it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You fucking killed Larry.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
He's in a shallow grave of somewhere in Milford.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Ray, who's the only one who does research on this show.
He lost one unit last week. He's still at plus four.
Shay won a unit, he's minus six. Dylan somehow won
nine hundred dollars in a parlay, but he lost three
units last week now at minus thirteen and a half.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, that's one of those one I wish was on
this show.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Dan.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I cannot take credit for it, but some of my
best ideas come when I'm just laying there in my box.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
There's, you know, five in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Don't you wish you put like a thousand bucks in?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Then that's okay. So I was actually gonna bring that up.
Obviously it's great.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It was like I just tossed I had five bucks
left to my draft Kings account because things have been
going great, and I just tossed it on a MLB parlay.
The moment I like woke up and I was like,
holy fucking shit, that thing actually hit.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I was like, wait, you didn't watch it hit. You
fell asleep?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yes, because the last game was the Rockies Angels, and
I was like, all right, everything's cash.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I should have had whatever. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
It worked out, but the Rockies were up to nothing,
gave up five runs in the third inning, and I
was like, this is how it ends. Fuck this turned
it off. Woke up and they'd come back and won
the sweat You missed, dude, that sucks. I don't know
it was. It was a it was a West Coast game.
I was not staying up till whatever midnight just to
watch it lose.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Right, the Rams are the clear betting favor to win
the Super Bowl plus six hundred. Only sixteen that were
preseason betting favorites to win the Super Bowl actually went
on to win the Super Bowl. So this is uh
preseason data I think goes back in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Ray, that is.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Correct, Okay, I would bet that three of those three
of the Chiefs super Bowls recent ones, they were favorites,
at least two of them.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Over Yeah, for sure too.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I think I know there were two Chiefs and two
Patriots ones in there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, so that's for the sixth.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Boys them for sure. In the nineties, Oh the Cowboys.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I wasn't even alive when that happened.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeh, dude, most people in on the planet today weren't
alive then.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know about chef Miles Garrett plus four fifty
to be Defensive Player of the Year, although Jared Verse
has the seventh best odds to be Defensive Player of
the Year, the player that he was traded for.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Did they have they have odds on Aaron Donald to
be defensive Player of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, that would actually be but I yeah, that would
be interesting. Anything else football? Is anybody gonna bet Rams
win at all?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No? Hell no, okay, I believe I'll bet McVeigh gets
named in the deposition of the Rusini divorce. That's yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What does polymarket have that?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah? They have that.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Did you see someone bet two hundred grand on Polymarket
on the Browns to not win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
To win like twelve hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, but didn't somebody bet a whole lot of money
cinner on.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, like fifty grand to win five hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, and they lost honestly, I don't even feel bad
for you. That's what that's a play stupid games win stupid.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Like play that don't pass line like you.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, that's you're just a that's a cuck bet.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I know. But why why do that?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Because I guess it's like you can make the argument
that it's like the whole point of gambling is like
what gets your blood pumping is like what you stand
to lose, either what you sif you stand to win
a lot or if you stand to lose a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's only the point. If you're like a degenerate. Shouldn't
be Oh do you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Think the guy bet two hundred ran on the Browns
to not win the Super Bowls?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Not a the gen for sure. I just mean it
shouldn't be like that's the goal, but it is for
me A J.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Brown. With the Patriots over under one thousand and seventy
five yards.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm going over, oh under. They got a head case.
They throw the ball a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I know, that's why it seems too obvious.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
They I think only one other team ray threw more times.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Only one other team had more passing attempts than the
Patriots last year. Also, Stefan Diggs had one thousand yards
last year as like a corpse of himself. You don't
think aj Brown's is gonna here's a.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Like where's his head at? Depends?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, No, he's happy. Okay, he said this is heaven.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, all right, wait till you know he has to
walk outside of Foxborough in the middle of December.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Miles Garrett over under fifteen point seven five sacks, Christ
not fifteen and a half under. You're going under going
under under.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
It so only had more than that three times in
his career.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
This would be the most Vegas thing of all time?
Is for that point seventy five?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Will yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah? Uh recapping last Let me see, is there anything
else they needed to get to here? Oh? Russell Wilson
being an analyst with CBS not retiring for football. What
kind of analysts do you think.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Russ will bad because of cornball?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, he's going to be really into like puns.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He's like dad jokes for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, but he's on CBS. Yeah, like you can do that.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
They like boring.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, it's not like cutting edge.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm not saying that. But he's just going to be
boring as hell, Like he has no I don't think
he has a real personality.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think he could be like Alex Rodriguez.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I love a Rod on TV.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, I don't love him, but I think he can
do a good job explaining baseball.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I think he's Did he win a Sports Emmy or
he's nominated for a Sports Emmy Aeron? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, actual might have want it?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I mean, but he can make fun of himself.
Can Russell do that?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
A Rod learned how to make fun of himself like
a year and a half, agoy, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I don't know if he's been laughing at himself. He
got busted for steroids or anything, Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I will say though, Ad had probably one of the
more like reputation glow ups post playing career than a
lot of other people.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like everyone that he needed it to get into the
Hall of Fame and that's still gonna happen. No, but
you date j Lo and you have this makeover and
you're a good guy and you know Funny and Fox
and you're still not getting the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
By the Timberwolves.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, well, he offered like Fifth Trocks minority partner in
that you.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Should get a purple heart for dating j Lo Wow,
wow fallen Soldiers.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, man, I probably great.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I mean she's still spectacular.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
She's definitely a pirate.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, there's a reason why she's been married a few times.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It's kind of like, and look, I love Jennifer Aniston.
I just think after a WHI ilse sometimes maybe you're
the problem. I don't know, it seems to be. You know,
she has trouble layd. You know, my mama told me
that the same thing about Jennifer Aniston about me.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I was complaining to her about all these crazy women,
and she was like, listen here, you stun up a bitch.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, you're a fucking nut.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
All these crazy women got you in common. Maybe it's
you that's the fucking problem.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
My my wife gave tough love to my son where
he was always getting had problems with friends, and then
my wife said, Jack, you're the problem.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
That stings.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
How old was probably twelve thirteen something like right already, Hey,
tough love.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Did it work though? Do you think it was?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was a great, great man. Sixteen
years ago, Armando Gattialado Perfect Game ruined and guess who
cried that day? Ray? What I cried.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I think her sixth grade A huge Tigers fan. I
Jim Joyed trying puss and peace. But no, I was
at home weeping. But I cried. I sobbed, and it
was it was just like I think it was like
the seventieth game of the season. It didn't matter. But
my dad brought me downstairs. He's like, you're gonna witness
a perfect game. So we watched like the final two innings,
(11:14):
last out blown call, and then I cried.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That call was so bad. Yeah, and Jim Leland goes
out and I don't know what he said to Jim Joyce.
I'm guessing he said, Man, you're gonna get crushed when
they show this replay after the game because it's not
even close.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
No imagine if that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Were near it during social media era, that thing would
be making the ring. I did, Shaye, what's the less
than you cried at a sports sports about sports?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah? I know, in a minute, just crying crying over sports.
No angry over sports, like breaking shit for sure. No,
I don't cry over sports.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I cried in the twenty fifteen. Well there's there's a reason.
But the Mets when they lost in the twenty fifteen
World Series the Royals. I was in Spain and I
was ecstasy at the club at a club.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
When the Rangers lost to the Cardinals being one strike away.
That was fucking tough, dude, that was tough. That really hurt.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
How many chances did they have to win that World Series?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Several? Yeah, several? It was no defensive substitution for Nelson
Cruz in fucking right field. Fucking Ron Washington got busted
for cracked the next year.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But then you guys picked on off a couple of
years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, the COVID year, like against the Diamondbacks.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, nobody ever says, oh, but you won in COVID
like they do against Lebron.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Here we go about or Lebron.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
No one else was in that little bubble thing, the
fake thing that they Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I could have won a title of the NBA, the NBA.
Everybody was in the bubble, that bubble. Jimmy Butler was
having fun in the bubble.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Well, I was talking about his coffee business, import export.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yea export, Uh shaye. Last week nothing really here.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Uh winning week?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, kind of congratulations, Shay Ray Ray Not much.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
That Wemby under was bull shit. That was awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I I had brought that up on the show actually
pre show, and Paul was like, I didn't peg you
for one of those guys, and I was like, first
of all, that's surprising, but I was like it was
a little at peculiar that he started the fourth quarter
when they were blowing them out and then he hits
that Ali you for his point prop and then you
just kind of exit the game.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
The worst part is it moved to twenty eight and
a half right before tip and I was like, I'm
getting in this early. It's gonna be awesome, and then
moved to twenty eight and a half and he scored
twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It means you could have you could have squeezed it,
you could have bet the over twenty seven and a half.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
And then.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yeah, right, Also, a Batilla is on my do not
bet list now. He was tied for second at after Saturday,
I think, and he crumbled on Sunday. I know, Adam
to the list. He's the Chargers Golf.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You got your uh Luke Littler winning the Yeah, that's right,
Darts Championship.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I wore my.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Jersey that following from is that what that was? That's
what that was.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah, that's old right. It makes him look more autistic than.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, getting the short bus. We're going to the community center.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Ray does, Ray does have spectrum?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah. Special Olympics.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I think this is the most autistic thing of
all the time. Ray thinks he can compete in the
Special Olympics because he has a y D.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
I'm pretty sure I have to double check. I think
Jamal Charles competed because he had a d D.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Have you listened to Jamal Charles speak? I allow him
to compete.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He ran like a four to two. Wait wait, wait,
he doesn't have to speak when it comes to just
like mental sprinting faculties. Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, if you're judging, like, are you okay to come
to the Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, But the fact I believe it or not, I
don't think a d D qualifies you to be in
the Special Olympics.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It shouldn't. But everybody gets a metal You can't even
bet on it that we he competed.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
In the Special Olympics at the age of ten.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Fuck yeah, what did.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He happ Okay, but he wasn't like a he wasn't
a former NFL player trying to get in.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, we're thirty years old.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Still probably pretty fast.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh yeah, I'm sure he was, but nobody knew that. Well,
he's going to be an NFL want me.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like an actual special Olympics and running against Jamal Charles.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I wonder if they tell stories about it, like, dude,
we were ten, Jamalchreal's just fucking dust at all.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Wal Charles still has the most yards per carrying NFL history.
Fun fact, he was kind of crazy five point four.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That most yards per carry in per career. Yeah, dang
uh Dylan, Uh, you got my Golden Knights to win
the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
And I actually do have a Spurs future still alive.
I bet him when they're like plus five point fifty
in the title.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, Ray, do you have that paperwork?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
It's a I have like a whole future sheet just
to save to Michael Woldoc. I don't have it for
you guys today, but I have to.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Okay, uh shay, anything in here for bets? Are what
I did last week?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Did we? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
We already went over there. Yeah okay, there wasn't anything
to go over. You said, I don't care about it?
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, Okay, it's your corduroy day. You don't care about
me today.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Don't be jealous.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Chords up and down talking about them.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
T too b chords, don't be jealous. I like how
you apparently we're curious about wearing corduroy and your wife
said you can't wear chords in the summer.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah she shut it down. It was a cold, okay, But.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Why did it come up that you were gonna wear
a corduroy. I have a pair of corduall and who
elsewears cordor so you only.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Have one pair of cordorys? Dan has like ten?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I do have multiple colors now I got one? Yeah,
I you know what? You wear chords where you want to?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I do? Who cares?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
It's like the white after I don't have a choice.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I get dressed like I don't. What do you mean
she approves outfits?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
You got yeah? Yeah, Like we're going to like a
dinner or something like that. Oh yeah, she's like yeah,
your nay, like absolutely, Like she packs for me if
we go on trips. She fucking what? Oh yeah, I
don't pack.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You look like an Armenian coke dealer at the Christmas
party at the fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Now the boots over those guys. Yeah, but you guys
got best dressed couple. I will say be best over
dressed couple.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Too, probably.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, yeah, so Mommy dresses you.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I mean, if we're going to like a social thing, yeah,
but if I'm going to fucking work, no, I'll.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Take I'll receive some tips usually after I've already picked
something out.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Oh you need help that.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
You sound like my mother.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Now you were like fucking yeah you doing ship?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, you were like John Daily golf pants.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The pants are a lot, dude. I like the pants.
You know, I'm gonna get you a pails.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You have to know. No, ever, if you're wearing stuff
that Fritzie would wear, then that should tell you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Sitting next to Todd has not helped my case at all.
But I don't have sweatbands on.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Thank God.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
When he wears the sweatbands and he says, oh, it
compliments the red in this this jersey that he had
what what what were the what was the jersey?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
He's wearing the Nights jersey with the head a little
red in swert Yes. Yes, speaking of things that make
you look more autistic, the sweatbands for.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Todd d Yeah, it is bad.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's Ray combined raise darts Jersey with those sweat bands.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Special Olympics.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Here we were throwing all a ton of one eighties.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, they're doing a wellness check on that fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Did Johnny Knoxville compete in the Special Olympics.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
He's in a movie about basically a fake movie about
what Ray thinks is real.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, entering the Special campicks okay. For some reason it
came into the ringer, Oh is that okay?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That leads us to this week Shay.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Nanny with basketball. I got the Nick plus four and
a half against the San Antonio Spurs, and then l
Baseball Mets plus one thirty five, Rockies one thirty, and
then my Rangers laying one to five against the vaunted Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, Ray pointed this out. Five years ago, the nixt
starting lineup was Elfred Payton, RJ. Barrett, Reggie Bullock, Julius
Randall and Neurlins. Noel. Wow, five years ago, you have golf, bets.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I got golfy golf, even though I shouldn't. My boy
Iburg plus sixteen hundred to win, Straka to win plus
six thousand, and Cam plus fourteen seventy five to win. No,
that can't be right. It was fucking eighteen to.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
One into four seventy five. I saw that fourteen seventy five.
I'll double check, all right, sure.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
All right, and then Cam is a top ten plus
one twenty and Spawn top ten plus two sixty five.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Alrighty ray, alright, NBA Finals, Dan, I have these first two.
I just I really like a lot, but my two
unit bets have been killing me this year. So when
need to lead the series in rebounds minus one thirty,
I think. I don't think Kat can compete with Wemby.
I know Wemby hasn't been rebounding well, but I'm just
gonna take that. The guy's seven foot four. This is
(20:09):
probably my favorite bet. I have is Og and Aenobi
to have more series points than Darren Fox. Before Og
got hurt, he was averaging twenty two. Now he's had
ample time to recover. Fox has a little bit of
an ankle injury coming off a seven game series, so
I'll go with Og. I think he's healthy. Then we
go to golf. Chris got her up top twenty plus
(20:31):
one twenty.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You're channeling bad Larry.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Hee won for me. Last time, and he's seventh and
FedEx Cup points two straight top twenties. I like him
a lot, and I would usually bet Ludwig here to win,
but I'm hemorrhaging money on that bet this year, so
I'm going to do top ten at plus one thirty instead.
Then I'm going to do Xander Schoffley top ten plus
one fifty, and then Xander to win at plus seventeen
(20:57):
to fifty. He's played really well at some big tournaments
this year. He just hasn't kind of gotten over the
hump this year. Played well at the Masters, well at
the Players, well at the PGA Championship, and everyone knows
the Memorial Tournament is right there.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Take that college. It's a little bit. Yeah, this is
where you go to class. You're not prepared, but there's
always somebody who's more prepared.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
That's Ray totally try my best and instead of going
to class.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Well, all the haters out there, We're going back to
darts this week. I got a little nervous. I didn't
see it on draftings to start, but I found it.
This one's going to be a big parlay Gerwin Price
over Darius Labuskas, Michael van Gerwin over Oscar Luke. I
don't even know how to pronounce this. How would you
pronounce that name?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Oh, let me flip back, La Lucas Sisk that's for
sure wrong, or it could be lu lu whatever his
name is, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Michael Van Gerwin's very good. You should win that, and
then Luke. Humphrey's over Jeffrey Jeffrey day off, so that
pays out minus one thirty. They're all very heavy favorites,
but got to get some skin in the game.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
You are laying it with the chalky parlay.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
But the darts parlay there there weren't any good value
for the darts.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah you either, Yeah, you just got it.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Was like a really random tournament.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
All right, Dylan, my turn? Ye all right, Dan.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
What we have so far is.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Okay, NBM going, but the Spurs laying four and a
half against the Knicks in game one at home, and obviously,
as we've said, I have our Goalden Knights to win
the Cup at plus one thirty, but I'm also gonna
take the Nights again the plus one thirty six in
Game two against the Hurricanes.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh okay, I think they.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Win this one drop the next one and the Gentleman
sweep the Hurricanes the Knights.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
The Knights have team of destiny vibes.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
I don't know if you saw the end of the game,
but Mitch Marner blocked that shot as times expiring, everyone
ran over and swarmed him. I was like, this is
these guys are feeling themselves.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I like Mitch Morner.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Mitch Marner's good.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He obviously left Toronto under you know, not the most ceremonies.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Ways, and I'd rather be in Vegas golf. Dan Sung
j m oh, my god.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
My donation to the Korean Armed Forces at plus fifteen
th five hundred. And I got a little two ball
parlay for tomorrow's round or Thursday if you're listening to.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It that day.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Russell Henley, Gary Woodland, and Ben Griffin all to win
their two ball matchups. That plays out pays out plus
five sixty. And I have something I'm cooking up right now.
I can't give you the specifics, but I'm going to
run back that exact MLB parlay the seven Leger with
all those same teams in their next game. So whether
if they play today or tomorrow, I have to look,
(23:41):
but we'll put that out on Instagram or something once.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I happy late the Graham.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Wait, they're all the same matchups. No, no, just the
winning team. So like whoever they're playing, like if they're
still a part in that series or they've moved on,
I don't give a shit. I'm just bett parlaing together
seven legs, see if we can keep the magic going.
I don't think anyone's done anything this stupid ever.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Thirteen.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I forgot my French open betstanding. You had my tennis
guy come through.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I'm going to just take all of these and cause
says there is tennis gurus, and if they all lose,
then I'm gonna play them.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Okay, what do you have? Amaldi plus one fifty eight
versus Baron teeny they're both the town bet. And then
auger Aliya sub plus six fifty. He's French Canadian. I don't,
oh really, Augur Dash. I think his parents were uh
that is hyphenated last name.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Well, they are French Canadian.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah that's what the that's what you do.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I did. I'm actually part French Canadian, so I can.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Say that Arcadian Augur dash aliasm may to win the
whole thing. Plus six fifty, but you had somebody tell
you this. Oh yeah, tennis proy, what like a local
tennis pro in your hometown?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
No, no, no, no, is it the roommate's coach.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Wow, she's a late but no, it's a doe that
knows tennis very well.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
She can know tennis.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, what a lady can't know tennis? There we go, Yeah,
and nigget she can't fall in love.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
With your wife. No, that wouldn't surprise me. The roommate's
got tendencies. Barb's got no Barber tracks like the like
the Rosi o' donald, the lipstick Leslie, but like the
girl you bet.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah, she's not getting like a porn Lesbie.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
She's getting real life Roseanne. What are you doing today?
Can I get you a drink?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Did Barb and Roseanne bar together?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
It look great? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Both wearing fucking leather cuts, riding their Harley's around.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
No, she's scared of motorcycles your wife the roommate.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Yeah, I kind of am too. I'm not kidding on
the moor.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
But she the vibe she gets is the Rosie o'donald.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah. Yeah, wow, she goes like a gay bar like
to dance with the gays. Yeah, and then there's lesbians
like randomly there they're like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
But the lipstick lesbians don't like that?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Nah unfortunately No, No, like they look like me. You
got to save haircut.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I mean Rosie o'donald you are, Yeah, same tattoos. Yeah,
they have bluten moot on their back.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Wow, you've memorized that, you fucking yeah weird.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
I studied extensively. It's given me nightmare.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast? Uh yeah,
episode this week.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I mean we're supposed to Dylan might or might not
show up.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
We're going to do it tomorrow, all right?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Are you going to go to their watch party tonight?
The I don't know debate Dylan, Ray and Mario.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I bet there's an Are you going to come? No?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I you know what I'll be in now, I'll be
in the basement.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
We're going to get to the point where I had
to stop inviting the things because you and you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You should not invite me. We had fun playing golf,
we did, we did, but I invited you. Wow, But
if you invite me, I'm not going to show up
for them?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
What could I invite you to that you would show.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Up nothing, you your wedding, in your funeral in that order.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah, you got to fake your own death.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
That's that would actually be a good man.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
That would be awesome, great for the shop.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You know, once I'm done and I'm settled in and
then i don't want to go anywhere that.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Well, we could like travel the world and ship.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'm going to do that with my wife.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Boo, really will your wife? Will your wife drink twenty
five beers on the plane.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
And maybe get arrested?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
She would know, she wouldn't certainly get arrested. She's not
a drinker, does she?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
She?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Well, she have like a glass of wine?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, show have a like a martini?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, my mom's a one and donner with Martini's. If
she tries to stretch it into two, she's yeah, down
for the counts.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But the problem is is when everybody stops drinking, but
then you're still drinking, and then you feel guilty that
you're still drinking and everybody else never experienced. You never
had that never experience.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
You got to drink enough before people start drinking so
that you're drunk enough to not care.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's why God invented nips.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, but I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
And I saw something the other day was like, it's
weird how the smaller the bottle of alcohol gets, the
more of an alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
You are.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Absolutely true.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You start by like racks and nips.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I would say more of an alky move than the
nips is the little hip the hip size, like the
little pint of booze, Like yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Like.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That's the real that's like maximum degenerate.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, when you have like mad Dog or Jagermeister that
fits in your pocket, that's not quite a nip, Like, uh,
just to get through the morning, Yeah, you have like
portioned out You're like this is from eight am to
ten and then But why didn't somebody come up like
let's say you don't like the taste of alcohol, but
why would you have yegger Meister disguising the taste of alcohol?
(28:36):
Why and gold schlug or why wouldn't Why wouldn't you
have something that tastes, you know, really good, like the
John Daily that my wife had this weekend. Yeah, you
know it's lemonade and sugar iced tea and then vodka, sugar, sugar, sugar.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Those hangovers are brutal I've actually I figured out a
way to make the John Daily less like sugary and stuff,
as you do the lemonade regular lemonade, but you do
unsweetened iced tea with it and then vodka, so you're
kind of cutting and cutting down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
But we do dress up alcohol just to make it tolerable.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah, I mean a Buddy Mary is like the biggest
cheat coat of all time. You can't taste anything.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Noah, but Jeggermeister and Goldschlager.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
That's for high school.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah, it's just I can't Jaeger. We did a Yeager
bomb the other night for the first time in a while,
and I was.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Like, growing up Yer, it's terrible, awful experience.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Well, we only did that because they didn't have any
more car bombs, which are my favorite.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
What are you all? Fourteen?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Car bombs are fantastic. I also apparently you're not allowed
to say them in Irish.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, no kidding, it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Like a little guinness?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Instead they call it a uh, there's a name for it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Kill the Brits get your brids.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It's ship. I saw this the other day, but yeah, slamer, I.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Think I got yelled at atu the place in Stamford
for calling it a car bo Stanford, Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Fuck the Irish bar. Yeah, oh my god. Relax.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
And if they in Ireland do they want to yell
at you, fine, but here, if you're an Irish American
here and you're like, don't call it a car bomb?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Get ben.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah. I when I worked at CNN in New York
back in the early eighties, mid eighties, there was a
bartender at the Blarney Stone. Uh do you remember those
bars called Blarney Stones?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And I remember he was. He was from Ireland, and
you know he he wasn't joking. He worked in the
IRA No ship.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yes, yeah, that guy. I would be like, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And so he says something about a bombing that's going
to take place what in London? And I think that's
when they had one at ten downing with Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Wait he knew beforehand. Well you worked at CNN and like.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I wan't going to tell the news network.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah you're not, You're not a story. I could have
broken the story breaking news, dandy Patrick, but we root.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
For the Irish Republic on this man.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, Amen, I rode on a plane coming back from
a golf trip and Jerry Adams.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
They they had to let everybody know that he was
going to be on the flight.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Like as a safety precaution.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yes, no shit, they told everybody. If you so he
was the head of the IRA, Well he was ahead
of Shin Fain.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Yeah, not the IRA.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's a political party that the IRA was associated.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Okay, yeah, but they told us that he was on
the flight and if we wanted to, they would make
other options for us. No shit, I could have gotten
blown up. They're saying, I guess, wow.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
My uncle uh for a period of time, like back
in I think the nineties, was on the no fly
list because of his name, Like he'd have to go
and basically be like, hey, I'm a different John Donnelly
because I guess there's a John Donald was high up
in the IRA and he had to go through like
extra screening at the airport, just be like, here's the
second form of ID or some shit.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah, I'd take the other flight. I get nervous when
I'm in the emergency exit and they're like, are you
capable of helping people out in the case of emergency?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Are you famous special olympis you sob and weep?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
You used to have to bring two shirts on flights
because I would sweat through one another the other one over. Yeah,
I've gone through my fear. I've gotten over my fear
of flying throat through the show.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Really.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, I used to be out like.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Dude, I fucking love like when there's turbulence, like we're
about to go down. When you think that, like, that's
kind of my favorite part of a plane ride ever,
because you see people for who they really are, masochist
and like you can do whatever you want, like if
the plane's actually going down, like if they're like we're
dying and the things come down the oxygen, I'm gonna
do so much weird ship, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Beat off?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Take my pants off? Probably you know ship on the
drink trail?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You have?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
How much? You only have a couple of minutes?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, you gotta make it last. Like the last thing
you see is be like naked running down.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I would say I would if I was going down
on the plane and I looked over and I saw
a guy who looks like that taking a ship on
the drink trays, My last thing I would.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I'd appreciate you'd be Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Your road to heaven is like fucking hilarious. But I
just let it go, like you're gonna die. Man.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Not everybody's going to heaven.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Here we go, all dogs gotta have it first of.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
All, there's no there we go And that's it. We've
done it again. We are done with another episode, and
Patrick takes a gamble for Big Day Ray for doing
homework and making the other guys feel guilty. For Dylan
uh Tyler, who's running the equipment here, who gets to
listen to all of this. Yeah, and of course Chay
(33:21):
and Irving wherever you get your podcast. Thanks for joining us.
We'll try to do better next time.
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and shayh.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Welcome to another edition. By the way, nobody I think
responded to bad Larry in a timely fashion. I had
to take one for the team over the weekend because
he texted me and he says, I'm here, and then
he said I'm going to reach out to the podcast guys.
And apparently everybody either didn't contact Larry or they did
(00:39):
and had an excuse. Shae, did you get a message
from bad Larry?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah? And I was at a fucking dance recital. He
was like, I'm going to winters in that town. I
was like, dude, I'm like an hour away at a
dancer title, sweating my asshof.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, but you could have gotten out of the dancer recitle.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Just say to your wife, Hey, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Back a dancing first, sidle fees first, Like there's no.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Way they let you into those things.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a stand up member of the community.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, you have like guy who owns a beauty pageant
in Arkansas kind of no, I don't. Yeah, like like
John benet Ramp by the way, what well what happened
with now?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh? Allegedly obviously, but it was her brother for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That seems to be the most popular popular take.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I think, Yeah, but no, I couldn't meet up at
fucking winners in uh west Haven. Well, then we went
over to our friend's house and bad Larry was there
for the weekend, having beers the whole weekend. Yes, yeah,
he didn't mention.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That, Yeah, there the whole weekend. Ray, did you get
an invitation from bad Larry?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I got an invitation from Larry. He sent us a
video of the sunset and it's just a panorama of
like you guys are on like right by the water
and as soon as it's about to and he's like
all right, time to fucking drink and then the thing
just hangs up.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And your excuse, Dylan, was I had to go to
a graduation party. I don't think that's what you put
in your text message.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, what did I What did I say?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Is Larry lying now too?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He said? Dylan said he was trying to get laid.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh they said that Larry is a liar. Then you
know what, let me hold on, I'll pull it up. Okay,
when was that Saturday?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh yeah, he went to a kids That's what it was.
I've ever think I have to do it an elementary
school graduation. Oh yeah, I was kidding. He thought he
believed that he's trying to get laid.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, okay, so I took another bullet for this team
with bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I saw a picture of you too, and you were
smiling happy at the can.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I was there for a half hour.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
That was it?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Really?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yes, I made a Okay, here's the thing. I said
to my wife, it's either I go there for a
half hour or he comes here for three hours.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, no ship.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then she goes, all right, go ahead. And I
went over saw Larry and chatted, laughed, fake laugh, and
then I said, all right, Uh finished my beer and
I said I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Did you bring up him quitting live on the air? No?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Oh, half hours A little rude, Dan, that's like it is.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But it was meant to be rude a message because
he you know what he did, he shipped on this
show and you know.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Half hour is like four hours in Dan time, though,
that is that's a lot of time.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Scorming at the twenty fifth minute.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But okay, I did it, and we finally put Larry
to bed to rest. This is it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You fucking killed Larry.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
He's in a shallow grave of somewhere in Milford.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Ray, who's the only one who does research on this show.
He lost one unit last week. He's still at plus four.
Shay won a unit, he's minus six. Dylan somehow won
nine hundred dollars in a parlay, but he lost three
units last week now at minus thirteen and a half.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, that's one of those one I wish was on
this show.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Dan.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I cannot take credit for it, but some of my
best ideas come when I'm just laying there in my box.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
There's, you know, five in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Don't you wish you put like a thousand bucks in?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Then that's okay. So I was actually gonna bring that up.
Obviously it's great.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It was like I just tossed I had five bucks
left to my draft Kings account because things have been
going great, and I just tossed it on a MLB parlay.
The moment I like woke up and I was like,
holy fucking shit, that thing actually hit.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I was like, wait, you didn't watch it hit. You
fell asleep?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yes, because the last game was the Rockies Angels, and
I was like, all right, everything's cash.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I should have had whatever. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
It worked out, but the Rockies were up to nothing,
gave up five runs in the third inning, and I
was like, this is how it ends. Fuck this turned
it off. Woke up and they'd come back and won
the sweat You missed, dude, that sucks. I don't know
it was. It was a it was a West Coast game.
I was not staying up till whatever midnight just to
watch it lose.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Right, the Rams are the clear betting favor to win
the Super Bowl plus six hundred. Only sixteen that were
preseason betting favorites to win the Super Bowl actually went
on to win the Super Bowl. So this is uh
preseason data I think goes back in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Ray, that is.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Correct, Okay, I would bet that three of those three
of the Chiefs super Bowls recent ones, they were favorites,
at least two of them.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Over Yeah, for sure too.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I think I know there were two Chiefs and two
Patriots ones in there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, so that's for the sixth.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Boys them for sure. In the nineties, Oh the Cowboys.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I wasn't even alive when that happened.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeh, dude, most people in on the planet today weren't
alive then.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know about chef Miles Garrett plus four fifty
to be Defensive Player of the Year, although Jared Verse
has the seventh best odds to be Defensive Player of
the Year, the player that he was traded for.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Did they have they have odds on Aaron Donald to
be defensive Player of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, that would actually be but I yeah, that would
be interesting. Anything else football? Is anybody gonna bet Rams
win at all?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No? Hell no, okay, I believe I'll bet McVeigh gets
named in the deposition of the Rusini divorce. That's yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What does polymarket have that?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah? They have that.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Did you see someone bet two hundred grand on Polymarket
on the Browns to not win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
To win like twelve hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, but didn't somebody bet a whole lot of money
cinner on.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, like fifty grand to win five hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, and they lost honestly, I don't even feel bad
for you. That's what that's a play stupid games win stupid.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Like play that don't pass line like you.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, that's you're just a that's a cuck bet.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I know. But why why do that?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Because I guess it's like you can make the argument
that it's like the whole point of gambling is like
what gets your blood pumping is like what you stand
to lose, either what you sif you stand to win
a lot or if you stand to lose a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's only the point. If you're like a degenerate. Shouldn't
be Oh do you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Think the guy bet two hundred ran on the Browns
to not win the Super Bowls?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Not a the gen for sure. I just mean it
shouldn't be like that's the goal, but it is for
me A J.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Brown. With the Patriots over under one thousand and seventy
five yards.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm going over, oh under. They got a head case.
They throw the ball a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I know, that's why it seems too obvious.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
They I think only one other team ray threw more times.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Only one other team had more passing attempts than the
Patriots last year. Also, Stefan Diggs had one thousand yards
last year as like a corpse of himself. You don't
think aj Brown's is gonna here's a.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Like where's his head at? Depends?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, No, he's happy. Okay, he said this is heaven.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, all right, wait till you know he has to
walk outside of Foxborough in the middle of December.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Miles Garrett over under fifteen point seven five sacks, Christ
not fifteen and a half under. You're going under going
under under.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
It so only had more than that three times in
his career.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
This would be the most Vegas thing of all time?
Is for that point seventy five?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Will yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah? Uh recapping last Let me see, is there anything
else they needed to get to here? Oh? Russell Wilson
being an analyst with CBS not retiring for football. What
kind of analysts do you think.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Russ will bad because of cornball?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, he's going to be really into like puns.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He's like dad jokes for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, but he's on CBS. Yeah, like you can do that.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
They like boring.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, it's not like cutting edge.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm not saying that. But he's just going to be
boring as hell, Like he has no I don't think
he has a real personality.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think he could be like Alex Rodriguez.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I love a Rod on TV.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, I don't love him, but I think he can
do a good job explaining baseball.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I think he's Did he win a Sports Emmy or
he's nominated for a Sports Emmy Aeron? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, actual might have want it?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I mean, but he can make fun of himself.
Can Russell do that?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
A Rod learned how to make fun of himself like
a year and a half, agoy, I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I don't know if he's been laughing at himself. He
got busted for steroids or anything, Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I will say though, Ad had probably one of the
more like reputation glow ups post playing career than a
lot of other people.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like everyone that he needed it to get into the
Hall of Fame and that's still gonna happen. No, but
you date j Lo and you have this makeover and
you're a good guy and you know Funny and Fox
and you're still not getting the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
By the Timberwolves.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, well, he offered like Fifth Trocks minority partner in
that you.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Should get a purple heart for dating j Lo Wow,
wow fallen Soldiers.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, man, I probably great.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I mean she's still spectacular.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
She's definitely a pirate.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, there's a reason why she's been married a few times.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It's kind of like, and look, I love Jennifer Aniston.
I just think after a WHI ilse sometimes maybe you're
the problem. I don't know, it seems to be. You know,
she has trouble layd. You know, my mama told me
that the same thing about Jennifer Aniston about me.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I was complaining to her about all these crazy women,
and she was like, listen here, you stun up a bitch.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, you're a fucking nut.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
All these crazy women got you in common. Maybe it's
you that's the fucking problem.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
My my wife gave tough love to my son where
he was always getting had problems with friends, and then
my wife said, Jack, you're the problem.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
That stings.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
How old was probably twelve thirteen something like right already, Hey,
tough love.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Did it work though? Do you think it was?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was a great, great man. Sixteen
years ago, Armando Gattialado Perfect Game ruined and guess who
cried that day? Ray? What I cried.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I think her sixth grade A huge Tigers fan. I
Jim Joyed trying puss and peace. But no, I was
at home weeping. But I cried. I sobbed, and it
was it was just like I think it was like
the seventieth game of the season. It didn't matter. But
my dad brought me downstairs. He's like, you're gonna witness
a perfect game. So we watched like the final two innings,
(11:14):
last out blown call, and then I cried.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That call was so bad. Yeah, and Jim Leland goes
out and I don't know what he said to Jim Joyce.
I'm guessing he said, Man, you're gonna get crushed when
they show this replay after the game because it's not
even close.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
No imagine if that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Were near it during social media era, that thing would
be making the ring. I did, Shaye, what's the less
than you cried at a sports sports about sports?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah? I know, in a minute, just crying crying over sports.
No angry over sports, like breaking shit for sure. No,
I don't cry over sports.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I cried in the twenty fifteen. Well there's there's a reason.
But the Mets when they lost in the twenty fifteen
World Series the Royals. I was in Spain and I
was ecstasy at the club at a club.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
When the Rangers lost to the Cardinals being one strike away.
That was fucking tough, dude, that was tough. That really hurt.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
How many chances did they have to win that World Series?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Several? Yeah, several? It was no defensive substitution for Nelson
Cruz in fucking right field. Fucking Ron Washington got busted
for cracked the next year.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But then you guys picked on off a couple of
years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, the COVID year, like against the Diamondbacks.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, nobody ever says, oh, but you won in COVID
like they do against Lebron.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Here we go about or Lebron.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
No one else was in that little bubble thing, the
fake thing that they Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I could have won a title of the NBA, the NBA.
Everybody was in the bubble, that bubble. Jimmy Butler was
having fun in the bubble.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Well, I was talking about his coffee business, import export.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yea export, Uh shaye. Last week nothing really here.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Uh winning week?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, kind of congratulations, Shay Ray Ray Not much.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
That Wemby under was bull shit. That was awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I I had brought that up on the show actually
pre show, and Paul was like, I didn't peg you
for one of those guys, and I was like, first
of all, that's surprising, but I was like it was
a little at peculiar that he started the fourth quarter
when they were blowing them out and then he hits
that Ali you for his point prop and then you
just kind of exit the game.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
The worst part is it moved to twenty eight and
a half right before tip and I was like, I'm
getting in this early. It's gonna be awesome, and then
moved to twenty eight and a half and he scored
twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It means you could have you could have squeezed it,
you could have bet the over twenty seven and a half.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
And then.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yeah, right, Also, a Batilla is on my do not
bet list now. He was tied for second at after Saturday,
I think, and he crumbled on Sunday. I know, Adam
to the list. He's the Chargers Golf.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You got your uh Luke Littler winning the Yeah, that's right,
Darts Championship.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I wore my.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Jersey that following from is that what that was? That's
what that was.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah, that's old right. It makes him look more autistic than.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, getting the short bus. We're going to the community center.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Ray does, Ray does have spectrum?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah. Special Olympics.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I think this is the most autistic thing of
all the time. Ray thinks he can compete in the
Special Olympics because he has a y D.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
I'm pretty sure I have to double check. I think
Jamal Charles competed because he had a d D.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Have you listened to Jamal Charles speak? I allow him
to compete.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He ran like a four to two. Wait wait, wait,
he doesn't have to speak when it comes to just
like mental sprinting faculties. Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, if you're judging, like, are you okay to come
to the Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, But the fact I believe it or not, I
don't think a d D qualifies you to be in
the Special Olympics.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It shouldn't. But everybody gets a metal You can't even
bet on it that we he competed.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
In the Special Olympics at the age of ten.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Fuck yeah, what did.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He happ Okay, but he wasn't like a he wasn't
a former NFL player trying to get in.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, we're thirty years old.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Still probably pretty fast.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh yeah, I'm sure he was, but nobody knew that. Well,
he's going to be an NFL want me.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like an actual special Olympics and running against Jamal Charles.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I wonder if they tell stories about it, like, dude,
we were ten, Jamalchreal's just fucking dust at all.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Wal Charles still has the most yards per carrying NFL history.
Fun fact, he was kind of crazy five point four.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That most yards per carry in per career. Yeah, dang
uh Dylan, Uh, you got my Golden Knights to win
the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
And I actually do have a Spurs future still alive.
I bet him when they're like plus five point fifty
in the title.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, Ray, do you have that paperwork?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
It's a I have like a whole future sheet just
to save to Michael Woldoc. I don't have it for
you guys today, but I have to.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Okay, uh shay, anything in here for bets? Are what
I did last week?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Did we? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
We already went over there. Yeah okay, there wasn't anything
to go over. You said, I don't care about it?
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, Okay, it's your corduroy day. You don't care about
me today.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Don't be jealous.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Chords up and down talking about them.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
T too b chords, don't be jealous. I like how
you apparently we're curious about wearing corduroy and your wife
said you can't wear chords in the summer.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah she shut it down. It was a cold, okay, But.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Why did it come up that you were gonna wear
a corduroy. I have a pair of corduall and who
elsewears cordor so you only.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Have one pair of cordorys? Dan has like ten?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I do have multiple colors now I got one? Yeah,
I you know what? You wear chords where you want to?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I do? Who cares?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
It's like the white after I don't have a choice.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I get dressed like I don't. What do you mean
she approves outfits?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
You got yeah? Yeah, Like we're going to like a
dinner or something like that. Oh yeah, she's like yeah,
your nay, like absolutely, Like she packs for me if
we go on trips. She fucking what? Oh yeah, I
don't pack.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You look like an Armenian coke dealer at the Christmas
party at the fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Now the boots over those guys. Yeah, but you guys
got best dressed couple. I will say be best over
dressed couple.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Too, probably.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, yeah, so Mommy dresses you.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I mean, if we're going to like a social thing, yeah,
but if I'm going to fucking work, no, I'll.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Take I'll receive some tips usually after I've already picked
something out.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Oh you need help that.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
You sound like my mother.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Now you were like fucking yeah you doing ship?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, you were like John Daily golf pants.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The pants are a lot, dude. I like the pants.
You know, I'm gonna get you a pails.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You have to know. No, ever, if you're wearing stuff
that Fritzie would wear, then that should tell you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Sitting next to Todd has not helped my case at all.
But I don't have sweatbands on.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Thank God.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
When he wears the sweatbands and he says, oh, it
compliments the red in this this jersey that he had
what what what were the what was the jersey?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
He's wearing the Nights jersey with the head a little
red in swert Yes. Yes, speaking of things that make
you look more autistic, the sweatbands for.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Todd d Yeah, it is bad.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's Ray combined raise darts Jersey with those sweat bands.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Special Olympics.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Here we were throwing all a ton of one eighties.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, they're doing a wellness check on that fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Did Johnny Knoxville compete in the Special Olympics.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
He's in a movie about basically a fake movie about
what Ray thinks is real.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, entering the Special campicks okay. For some reason it
came into the ringer, Oh is that okay?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That leads us to this week Shay.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Nanny with basketball. I got the Nick plus four and
a half against the San Antonio Spurs, and then l
Baseball Mets plus one thirty five, Rockies one thirty, and
then my Rangers laying one to five against the vaunted Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, Ray pointed this out. Five years ago, the nixt
starting lineup was Elfred Payton, RJ. Barrett, Reggie Bullock, Julius
Randall and Neurlins. Noel. Wow, five years ago, you have golf, bets.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I got golfy golf, even though I shouldn't. My boy
Iburg plus sixteen hundred to win, Straka to win plus
six thousand, and Cam plus fourteen seventy five to win. No,
that can't be right. It was fucking eighteen to.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
One into four seventy five. I saw that fourteen seventy five.
I'll double check, all right, sure.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
All right, and then Cam is a top ten plus
one twenty and Spawn top ten plus two sixty five.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Alrighty ray, alright, NBA Finals, Dan, I have these first two.
I just I really like a lot, but my two
unit bets have been killing me this year. So when
need to lead the series in rebounds minus one thirty,
I think. I don't think Kat can compete with Wemby.
I know Wemby hasn't been rebounding well, but I'm just
gonna take that. The guy's seven foot four. This is
(20:09):
probably my favorite bet. I have is Og and Aenobi
to have more series points than Darren Fox. Before Og
got hurt, he was averaging twenty two. Now he's had
ample time to recover. Fox has a little bit of
an ankle injury coming off a seven game series, so
I'll go with Og. I think he's healthy. Then we
go to golf. Chris got her up top twenty plus
(20:31):
one twenty.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You're channeling bad Larry.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Hee won for me. Last time, and he's seventh and
FedEx Cup points two straight top twenties. I like him
a lot, and I would usually bet Ludwig here to win,
but I'm hemorrhaging money on that bet this year, so
I'm going to do top ten at plus one thirty instead.
Then I'm going to do Xander Schoffley top ten plus
one fifty, and then Xander to win at plus seventeen
(20:57):
to fifty. He's played really well at some big tournaments
this year. He just hasn't kind of gotten over the
hump this year. Played well at the Masters, well at
the Players, well at the PGA Championship, and everyone knows
the Memorial Tournament is right there.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Take that college. It's a little bit. Yeah, this is
where you go to class. You're not prepared, but there's
always somebody who's more prepared.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
That's Ray totally try my best and instead of going
to class.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Well, all the haters out there, We're going back to
darts this week. I got a little nervous. I didn't
see it on draftings to start, but I found it.
This one's going to be a big parlay Gerwin Price
over Darius Labuskas, Michael van Gerwin over Oscar Luke. I
don't even know how to pronounce this. How would you
pronounce that name?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Oh, let me flip back, La Lucas Sisk that's for
sure wrong, or it could be lu lu whatever his
name is, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Michael Van Gerwin's very good. You should win that, and
then Luke. Humphrey's over Jeffrey Jeffrey day off, so that
pays out minus one thirty. They're all very heavy favorites,
but got to get some skin in the game.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
You are laying it with the chalky parlay.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
But the darts parlay there there weren't any good value
for the darts.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah you either, Yeah, you just got it.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Was like a really random tournament.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
All right, Dylan, my turn? Ye all right, Dan.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
What we have so far is.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Okay, NBM going, but the Spurs laying four and a
half against the Knicks in game one at home, and obviously,
as we've said, I have our Goalden Knights to win
the Cup at plus one thirty, but I'm also gonna
take the Nights again the plus one thirty six in
Game two against the Hurricanes.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh okay, I think they.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Win this one drop the next one and the Gentleman
sweep the Hurricanes the Knights.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
The Knights have team of destiny vibes.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
I don't know if you saw the end of the game,
but Mitch Marner blocked that shot as times expiring, everyone
ran over and swarmed him. I was like, this is
these guys are feeling themselves.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I like Mitch Morner.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Mitch Marner's good.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He obviously left Toronto under you know, not the most ceremonies.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Ways, and I'd rather be in Vegas golf. Dan Sung
j m oh, my god.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
My donation to the Korean Armed Forces at plus fifteen
th five hundred. And I got a little two ball
parlay for tomorrow's round or Thursday if you're listening to.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It that day.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Russell Henley, Gary Woodland, and Ben Griffin all to win
their two ball matchups. That plays out pays out plus
five sixty. And I have something I'm cooking up right now.
I can't give you the specifics, but I'm going to
run back that exact MLB parlay the seven Leger with
all those same teams in their next game. So whether
if they play today or tomorrow, I have to look,
(23:41):
but we'll put that out on Instagram or something once.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I happy late the Graham.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Wait, they're all the same matchups. No, no, just the
winning team. So like whoever they're playing, like if they're
still a part in that series or they've moved on,
I don't give a shit. I'm just bett parlaing together
seven legs, see if we can keep the magic going.
I don't think anyone's done anything this stupid ever.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Thirteen.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I forgot my French open betstanding. You had my tennis
guy come through.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I'm going to just take all of these and cause
says there is tennis gurus, and if they all lose,
then I'm gonna play them.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Okay, what do you have? Amaldi plus one fifty eight
versus Baron teeny they're both the town bet. And then
auger Aliya sub plus six fifty. He's French Canadian. I don't,
oh really, Augur Dash. I think his parents were uh
that is hyphenated last name.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Well, they are French Canadian.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah that's what the that's what you do.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I did. I'm actually part French Canadian, so I can.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Say that Arcadian Augur dash aliasm may to win the
whole thing. Plus six fifty, but you had somebody tell
you this. Oh yeah, tennis proy, what like a local
tennis pro in your hometown?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
No, no, no, no, is it the roommate's coach.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Wow, she's a late but no, it's a doe that
knows tennis very well.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
She can know tennis.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, what a lady can't know tennis? There we go, Yeah,
and nigget she can't fall in love.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
With your wife. No, that wouldn't surprise me. The roommate's
got tendencies. Barb's got no Barber tracks like the like
the Rosi o' donald, the lipstick Leslie, but like the
girl you bet.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah, she's not getting like a porn Lesbie.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
She's getting real life Roseanne. What are you doing today?
Can I get you a drink?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Did Barb and Roseanne bar together?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
It look great? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Both wearing fucking leather cuts, riding their Harley's around.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
No, she's scared of motorcycles your wife the roommate.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Yeah, I kind of am too. I'm not kidding on
the moor.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
But she the vibe she gets is the Rosie o'donald.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah. Yeah, wow, she goes like a gay bar like
to dance with the gays. Yeah, and then there's lesbians
like randomly there they're like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
But the lipstick lesbians don't like that?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Nah unfortunately No, No, like they look like me. You
got to save haircut.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I mean Rosie o'donald you are, Yeah, same tattoos. Yeah,
they have bluten moot on their back.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Wow, you've memorized that, you fucking yeah weird.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
I studied extensively. It's given me nightmare.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast? Uh yeah,
episode this week.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I mean we're supposed to Dylan might or might not
show up.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
We're going to do it tomorrow, all right?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Are you going to go to their watch party tonight?
The I don't know debate Dylan, Ray and Mario.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I bet there's an Are you going to come? No?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I you know what I'll be in now, I'll be
in the basement.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
We're going to get to the point where I had
to stop inviting the things because you and you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You should not invite me. We had fun playing golf,
we did, we did, but I invited you. Wow, But
if you invite me, I'm not going to show up
for them?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
What could I invite you to that you would show.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Up nothing, you your wedding, in your funeral in that order.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah, you got to fake your own death.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
That's that would actually be a good man.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
That would be awesome, great for the shop.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You know, once I'm done and I'm settled in and
then i don't want to go anywhere that.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Well, we could like travel the world and ship.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'm going to do that with my wife.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Boo, really will your wife? Will your wife drink twenty
five beers on the plane.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
And maybe get arrested?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
She would know, she wouldn't certainly get arrested. She's not
a drinker, does she?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
She?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Well, she have like a glass of wine?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, show have a like a martini?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, my mom's a one and donner with Martini's. If
she tries to stretch it into two, she's yeah, down
for the counts.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But the problem is is when everybody stops drinking, but
then you're still drinking, and then you feel guilty that
you're still drinking and everybody else never experienced. You never
had that never experience.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
You got to drink enough before people start drinking so
that you're drunk enough to not care.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's why God invented nips.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, but I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
And I saw something the other day was like, it's
weird how the smaller the bottle of alcohol gets, the
more of an alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
You are.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Absolutely true.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You start by like racks and nips.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I would say more of an alky move than the
nips is the little hip the hip size, like the
little pint of booze, Like yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Like.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That's the real that's like maximum degenerate.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, when you have like mad Dog or Jagermeister that
fits in your pocket, that's not quite a nip, Like, uh,
just to get through the morning, Yeah, you have like
portioned out You're like this is from eight am to
ten and then But why didn't somebody come up like
let's say you don't like the taste of alcohol, but
why would you have yegger Meister disguising the taste of alcohol?
(28:36):
Why and gold schlug or why wouldn't Why wouldn't you
have something that tastes, you know, really good, like the
John Daily that my wife had this weekend. Yeah, you
know it's lemonade and sugar iced tea and then vodka, sugar, sugar, sugar.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Those hangovers are brutal I've actually I figured out a
way to make the John Daily less like sugary and stuff,
as you do the lemonade regular lemonade, but you do
unsweetened iced tea with it and then vodka, so you're
kind of cutting and cutting down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
But we do dress up alcohol just to make it tolerable.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah, I mean a Buddy Mary is like the biggest
cheat coat of all time. You can't taste anything.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Noah, but Jeggermeister and Goldschlager.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
That's for high school.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah, it's just I can't Jaeger. We did a Yeager
bomb the other night for the first time in a while,
and I was.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Like, growing up Yer, it's terrible, awful experience.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Well, we only did that because they didn't have any
more car bombs, which are my favorite.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
What are you all? Fourteen?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Car bombs are fantastic. I also apparently you're not allowed
to say them in Irish.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, no kidding, it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Like a little guinness?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Instead they call it a uh, there's a name for it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Kill the Brits get your brids.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It's ship. I saw this the other day, but yeah, slamer, I.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Think I got yelled at atu the place in Stamford
for calling it a car bo Stanford, Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Fuck the Irish bar. Yeah, oh my god. Relax.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
And if they in Ireland do they want to yell
at you, fine, but here, if you're an Irish American
here and you're like, don't call it a car bomb?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Get ben.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah. I when I worked at CNN in New York
back in the early eighties, mid eighties, there was a
bartender at the Blarney Stone. Uh do you remember those
bars called Blarney Stones?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And I remember he was. He was from Ireland, and
you know he he wasn't joking. He worked in the
IRA No ship.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yes, yeah, that guy. I would be like, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And so he says something about a bombing that's going
to take place what in London? And I think that's
when they had one at ten downing with Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Wait he knew beforehand. Well you worked at CNN and like.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I wan't going to tell the news network.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah you're not, You're not a story. I could have
broken the story breaking news, dandy Patrick, but we root.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
For the Irish Republic on this man.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, Amen, I rode on a plane coming back from
a golf trip and Jerry Adams.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
They they had to let everybody know that he was
going to be on the flight.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Like as a safety precaution.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yes, no shit, they told everybody. If you so he
was the head of the IRA, Well he was ahead
of Shin Fain.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Yeah, not the IRA.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's a political party that the IRA was associated.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Okay, yeah, but they told us that he was on
the flight and if we wanted to, they would make
other options for us. No shit, I could have gotten
blown up. They're saying, I guess, wow.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
My uncle uh for a period of time, like back
in I think the nineties, was on the no fly
list because of his name, Like he'd have to go
and basically be like, hey, I'm a different John Donnelly
because I guess there's a John Donald was high up
in the IRA and he had to go through like
extra screening at the airport, just be like, here's the
second form of ID or some shit.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah, I'd take the other flight. I get nervous when
I'm in the emergency exit and they're like, are you
capable of helping people out in the case of emergency?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Are you famous special olympis you sob and weep?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
You used to have to bring two shirts on flights
because I would sweat through one another the other one over. Yeah,
I've gone through my fear. I've gotten over my fear
of flying throat through the show.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Really.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, I used to be out like.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Dude, I fucking love like when there's turbulence, like we're
about to go down. When you think that, like, that's
kind of my favorite part of a plane ride ever,
because you see people for who they really are, masochist
and like you can do whatever you want, like if
the plane's actually going down, like if they're like we're
dying and the things come down the oxygen, I'm gonna
do so much weird ship, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Beat off?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Take my pants off? Probably you know ship on the
drink trail?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You have?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
How much? You only have a couple of minutes?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, you gotta make it last. Like the last thing
you see is be like naked running down.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I would say I would if I was going down
on the plane and I looked over and I saw
a guy who looks like that taking a ship on
the drink trays, My last thing I would.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I'd appreciate you'd be Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Your road to heaven is like fucking hilarious. But I
just let it go, like you're gonna die. Man.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Not everybody's going to heaven.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Here we go, all dogs gotta have it first of.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
All, there's no there we go And that's it. We've
done it again. We are done with another episode, and
Patrick takes a gamble for Big Day Ray for doing
homework and making the other guys feel guilty. For Dylan
uh Tyler, who's running the equipment here, who gets to
listen to all of this. Yeah, and of course Chay
(33:21):
and Irving wherever you get your podcast. Thanks for joining us.
We'll try to do better next time.
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