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June 11, 2026 31 mins

On this episode the guys make their NBA Finals and World Cup picks, along with more of the usual shenanigans you've learned to tolerate.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
It is another rousing rendition of Dan Patrick Takes a
Gamble and my starting lineup until we get better people.
It's a Ray Big day, Ray the producer. You got
Dylan in the back row and you got Shay up front. Good,
good afternoon, man, Hey.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Dan, Hey, long time this.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, I know how's morale? By the way, after last
night's Knicks.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Game, that was bananas? Did you did you bet on anybody?
Just live like a loser. But imagine being a drug
dealer on Seventh Avenue after that game, you might be
able to retire that people coming out needing drugs. Absolutely,
you want to keep that high going You kidding me?
Oh oh yeah, oh, I didn't think of that.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I want to chase the draft party to the sun
comes up.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You never catch the dragon though, Yeah, it's so close,
you know you got and you get.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Further and further away, and I know, all of.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
A sudden, you're nodding off in grand Central.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Uh, you just don't want to nod off in port
authority now or on the.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I mean, not not off, but I've the train a
bunch of times and woken up in New Haven's.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yes, that's a vibe killer, but poor authority. I remember
the first time I went in there in the early eighties.
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
A mess wild West it was, Yes, it was scary.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It was scary. It truly was. I don't know if
it's any better now. They're trying to, you know, kind
of Penn Station. Grand Central is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
But station they took away the benches.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
And there's a raising canes in it now. No, in
Penn Station, well great.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
I bar called the Irish Exit in moynihan, like the
Amtrak part poor as a perfect pint of guinness.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
The Irish Exit. I like that.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's nice.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's my motto. That's that's how I live my life.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
You love the Irish Exit.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I actually I have this broadcasting school full sale in Orlando, Florida,
and the guy who helped me run it, he was
he had was going away party and so I ended
up doing an Irish Exit at a going away party
for this guy who was instrumental in creating this broadcast
school Gus Ramsey the next day like I just kind

(02:38):
of I was there and you know, I have a
couple of beers and then that's it and I'm done. Well,
I forgot to say goodbye to it. And then he
said next day, text me, hey, I appreciate a good
Irish exit.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
But no he did. He did.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
WHOA, I getting called out for the Irish exit is
a brutal.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Did you just ghost him and not respond? That would
have been the fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
No, I said, Boy, I thought I said goodbye to everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I see the matter, everybody that matters. Motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Seeing the Curb episode where Larry David does the big goodbye,
it's almost like the opposite of an Irish exit, where
it's like there's one guy he didn't want to talk
to all night and then he just makes a big
spectacle out of saying goodbye, and he's like, all right,
check that one off the list.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, wow, you really recreated that in my mind, TB.
And uh, you know, I talked to John mcronroe on
the show today. He sat next to Larry David at
the garden last night and he's, you know how Larry
is everything's negative. And you know, John, who can be negative,
is saying, hey, we got to start thinking positive at halftime,
like he's trying to cheer up Larry, David John Macro's

(03:42):
trying to cheer you up.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, that's like curmudgeny duo. Ray.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Uh see you lost two units here now down to
plus two.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's correct, Thank you, Ray.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
They can't they can't hear what I'm figuring that out.
They can't hear you your head?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Are you just bullying both of us today?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Then? Is that?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Is that what's happened?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'm going to bully anybody in front of me today.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
What about Tyler?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah? Get him?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, No, Tyler just sitting here running the controls. No,
no need to yell at him. He's been with my
dog all morning long. Shay lost four and a half.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm never betting golf again, dude. I'm sick of this shit.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're minus ten and well you know this what bad Larry,
Bad Larry. That led to the breakup. He said, I
don't want to be betting on some of the things
you guys bet on.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, I love betting on golf. I've just been getting smoked.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Let's see, Dylan lost four units minus seventeen and a
half so far. You could be making a New York
Knicks kind of comeback here at some point there, Dylan.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Once I get down twenty nine units, I'm gonna start.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That is your mo. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I like a big swing, but you do just hit apart.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I need one parlay, big swinger.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I am a big swinger. Bring him in like Shae
in that shirt. I knew it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I fucking knew it, dude. I held off said any
thank you. I put this shit on without a and thinking,
and then I'm driving into town. I'm like, god, fucking
damn it, God damn it. He literally walked in and
I almost went to the goddamn mall and got a
T shirt.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I swear to god, I want to know what you
passed up on wearing and you pick that one nipple task.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think that's the thing. The roommate, I mean, love
her to death, but we've been intermittent with the cleaning lady.
There has been a changing of the guard. So we
had one like leave and then we got another. So
there's been some gaps to be fair, and this is
what I had.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
As I said, I was like, did she get you
that for your trip to Italy, and he goes, yeah,
how'd you know that?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Because you look gay?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
She did.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
She addressed me for Europe, very very differently European eurosh yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
But sounds Asian heroshe don kaschet donkshek.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Let's see anything else that needs to be mentioned. We
got the World Cup startings, we'll talk about that. There's
probably a golf event that we have to get. Oh,
the US Open is the following week. Though you want
to go, Dan, No, I have to be okay, nou.
It's golf events aren't fun to go to.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
They are if you.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Have the good if you have the good hospitality tickets,
you can go inside, free drink.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
It's not if you can't escape the elements.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Ever, like if you just have general mission tickets, it
can be kind of tough and fucking June and July.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I think golf is one of the best sporting events
to go to. Everyone's on the same team. There's no
one yelling at each other. Everyone's just rooting for good golf.
There's beer.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You're outside, Yeah, but you've got to go in a tent.
Why don't I just go in my basement?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I don't like you can apply that logic to anything
I do.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
I do, But watching someone like Scottie hit a driver
in person is definitely.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Watching you.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
It's gonna be I could hit a driver. Why would
I go to the golf thing like you.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Said, Tiger or d Schambeau. We're gonna swing a driver, Rory. Okay, Yeah,
I'm gonna watch it once and then I'll go.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Remember Ryder Cup was a couple of years ago, Ryder
Cup when Bryson just smoked a ball three forty in
the fucking air to get on the green. Yeah the
fuck fuck America.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Uh, let me see. Tom Brady launches coconut water. Yeah,
go away, it's just called good nut.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah. Yeah, Giselle bought a bunch from someone else, shifted
to Brazil.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Fuck Brendan Swordsby ruled in uh ruled eligible.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now, my man, you know what, I got a fucking
thing or two to say, Dandy, you can like drive
one hundred and fifty miles an hour and kill somebody
in a car wreck in the sec and nobody's gonna
ditch you on the scheduling. But you gamble a little bit,
you know, just a little bit, and they're like not
allowed to play. You Like, where the hell are they?
What Madonna's pedestal is Georgia and all these SEC school

(07:46):
or Big twelve schools sitting on.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Okay, but wait a minute, he's bet on his own
football team. He might have bet against his football team.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
We don't know that, allegedly. Allegedly, but he went to rehab.
He's got a disease. I know.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
I wouldn't say ninety thousand dollars is a little bit
of no.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
But actually my buddy texts the nil is like a millionaire.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
He brought up a good point.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
It was like it was ninety k over like five years,
so it's like you're averaging like.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Reasonable thirty bucks a bet.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, No, his bets weren't big, but he was betting
on everything.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
He got a problem, he.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Does, medical condition.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
But I don't know if everybody can use the same excuse.
This will do irreparable harm to me if I can't
play football. I mean imagine if you get fired and
you're gonna it'll do irreparable harm to get fired. Say
you can't fire me.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, that doesn't work in this country.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Well, trying to do that in college football. And here's
another thing. What did the University of Cincinnati know exactly?
When did they know it? And the fact that he
decided that he was going to leave. I think there's
still a million dollars in nil and.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
He's a court over there. I think he got screwed
in court, didn't he.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
S yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
And then since he out of the fight when he left,
was like, oh, by the way, he's been gambling on games.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, that's what I would want to know. If I'm
the NC double, I want to talk to Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Wait, that's how he got caught. I believe.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I believe allegedly that somebody ratted on him because Sincy well,
Texas Tech isn't going to say anything.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I thought it was something like, you know, how else
what he got in concrete? He was betting through a yeah,
pissed off lady. I was like, yo, yeah watch this,
no women's.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Scoring might have been a university scorned here YEA. Let's see,
we got World Cup? Are you guys excited?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yes? Super duper?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You know we're playing Australia on juneteenth. Okay, there you go,
we'll be there. Nothing says Junent Tine's like a little
US a little white on White Island.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
What about if you could go to a World Cup
or you could go to the UFC fight at.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
The White House? Yeah, white House all day? You can
a White House? Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I mean that's just going to be what okay, what
about the World Cup final?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Who's in it? His boss?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
For an hour in your basement smoking a cigar?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Or you could go to the White House and watch
UFCA White House.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Can I go in the White House? No, they don't
let you in at all. No.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
What if you have to take a dump?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, they have port potties. I want the master Yeah,
good luck with that. The Lincoln bedroom soiled?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, a few people? Yeah all right, So, uh World
Cup and.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Let's see what else do we have here? Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Hunter Biden said he wants smoked crack at a Super
eight in west Haven, Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's so standard, though, Like what else do you do
at a Super eight in West Haven? Well, you might
hook up and smoke cracks people you hook it up
with a Super eight or definitely they have crack on them.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Where's the darkest place that you've ever done? Something like
smoke crack?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Dude, I smoked crack in the parking lot of an
abortion and clinical one.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
That's pretty dark.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
It's pretty bad. Yeah, were you there, but you're taking
somebody there. I'm not going to expand on it anymore,
but I was definitely cracked out of my mind at
a planned parenthood parking lot. Wow, it was tough. It's tough.
You see like the Baptist like psychos protesting and you're
like cracked out of your mind. You do look like
work for the CIA. It was bad.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
You look like one of the guys who would call
in a bomb threat to a planned parenthood. No, fuck that,
Yeah right now, you look like No, I don't know.
He looks like David Harbor.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, David Harber, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
He's a big lib. Oh yeah, for.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Sure, he's an actor.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Well then his sex wife, who's that, Lily Allen Lily
Allen Man, she went after him?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Did she wear a dress with like the all the
receipts receipts? No, I think it's receipts of things they
did together.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, yeah, young woman, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah,
it's like Alanea's more set thinking about a movie theater
with Uncle Joey. See what else do I need to
talk about here.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Uh, I can recap what happened last week. Uh, let's
see Nicks plus four against Spurs four and a half
maybe four and a half, okay, and uh a little blood.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh my god. The Memorial Bet Golf Sunday was a waste. Yeah,
I know that.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Uh, the same thing with Ray Ray Whift on all
of his.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Golf and uh.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
He was he had prop bets here Wemby to lead
the series in rebounds, O g Nnnoby to have more
series points than dearon Fox. Uh you got your darts
parlay though.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
That's parlay four and this year yeah, I think we
went oh for twelve at the Memorial Tournament as a
as a unit.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
This tough golf cours. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, Dylan missed both of his he lost on the Spurs. Uh,
you still have the Spurs to win the title in
near future. Yeah, you're not doing well.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I have our Golden Nights though, too, Dan.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, I know, I don't think you're doing well with
that one either. Now that brings us to this week
and we have a lot of World Cup action, so
uh shay, I'll start with you.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, Danny, the World's Cup, I got South Korea. Let
freedom ring plus one seventy against the Czech. I got
marka lane one oh five against who knows, doesn't matter,
go America, Paraguay, Well whatever score or assist Blugan. He's
a plus one thirty five for America Blugan. Wait, what
do you know about Belugan? I don't I know European Zone,

(13:32):
I asked him, and then I had this is from
my my own sick self. Qatar plus thirteen ten against
the Swiss. If anybody's going to bribe an official, that's yeah, yeah, right.
And then I got Netherlands Japan to tie plus two
fifty and Senegal this is fucking kids listening at home,
hammer this plus three forty to win or to tie.

(13:53):
And then plus six hundred against France. This is anti
colonialism coming back to get you, because if you look
at the calendar, on June twentieth, Senegal made its first
step to formal independence. Yeah, that's just a couple of
days after the okay from the French. And then I
got a ray and tragedy angle plus three seventy against
the New Zealand anything yeah baseball any Royals Rangers under

(14:15):
ten and a half. And then I got the Pirates
and Rockies one of La Parlay plus four to forty.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Did you see the Iranian team.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
They're in Mexico and they have they have to enter
and exit the US in the same day because of
like visa stuff, visa stuff, whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
To call it.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, could they come into the United States and stay
in the United States?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Though? I remember the women's team in Australia, they just
got off the plane and they tried some of them
did in Australia, like gave them back type shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I think that if they would have, we would have
a problem if the Iranians came in and then wanted
to stay and seek his silent.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I think this administration would have an issue with that, Yes, sir,
probably so yeah, Ray All.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Right, Dan, So there's actually the real World Cup is
going on in darts. This you got to being England
minus two hundred. They have Luke Littler and Lou Humphrey's
the two best players in the world. Their minus two hundred.
To put two units on them, I feel like no
one else is gonna be able to beat them. Those
are far and away the best two players in the world.
And then the fake World Cup I have Portugal to

(15:19):
make the quarterfinals at plus one hundred. According to my sources,
they have the strongest midfield and back line in the
World Cup and they don't have to play France or
Spain until the final if they make it. So I
like Portugal, Portugal, Portugal, Portugal, all right, all right? And
then I USA because like Shay said, USA that Spain

(15:42):
to win it all. At plus four fifty, they're the favorites.
They have one of the best players in the world
who can win the Golden Ball. France has a ton
of talent. France has a ton of talent, but there's
a lot of stars on that team. I don't know
if they're gonna mess, but they've done well in previous years.
And then I also have South Korea.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Che yep.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
And then for golf, Justin Rose top twenty plus one thirty.
He's finished top ten and two of his last three appearances,
and he usually plays well.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
At this tournament, but he won.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
He was a third at the Masters this year and
two straight top twenties. Then Tommy Fleetwood. He has two
top fives in his last three outings and he's the
number one in strokes gained around the Green this year.
So and he also dominates at the RBC.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
There's so much information on Ray's hicks, and then I
get to you guys, and it's barely like one or
two or three words there.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, but I tell stories about crack and playing parenthoods. Yeah,
fighting for my life, you do.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I don't have this.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I bring that to the table to make it up.
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
And then for UFC the Freedom two fifty, I didn't
see anything that I liked, so I found this line
theo Vaughn to attend the event.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Plus one oh five.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
He was at Trump's inauguration and he's friends with Dana White.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, but since the war, isn't he like off the
Trump train.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
He's been big on the whole, like a cabal of pedophiles.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh and yeah he got there.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
All right, Well, I already have it locked in.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
He's gonna go that doesn't he's not too proud to
not go.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Who who's the comedy old comedian?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Okay, he has like the second biggest like Manosphere podcast
after You're gonna say something tool whatever?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Is it a Manosphere pod or is it just like
I'm not that's mid level twit talking.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
And he's a dude, Well, that is, yes, more accurate.
I'm just saying that that is Kim Dylon a mano sphere.
I'd say adjacent.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh I don't think.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I mean Tim Dillan's great. I'm not saying it gay too.
He is gay or it's a bit. No more name calling,
No he is gay, anything else. That's it for me,
Dan Dylan, all right, I'm taking the Knicks plus the
five and a half against the Spurs. I think Spurs
win this game. Nick's cover and then the Knicks win
it at the Garden in game six.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Actually game did anybody have a problem that Taylor Swift
was at the game?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Listnse who gives a shit? No, but being at the loss?
Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
But the ESPN announcer Monica McNutt didn't know she was
on the air, and she said, oh, she's not a
Knicks fan. Get get her out of here.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Girl.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Well, the New York people like that is one thing
about New York, like we talked about in the show
Jayla's like you have to be born in New York
to be a New Yorker. They take that thing way
too seriously and like it's the New York Knicks. You're
gonna get people who hop in late in the game.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Same with Texas and is the same thing.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, but I don't understand this. All of a sudden,
we're taking attendance and are you a real New Yorker?
Do we do that when you see celebrities in Los Angeles?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
No, because no one's really from Los Angles.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, back, I know, but we get caught up in
oh my god, you're not a true New Yorker.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, I think it's dumb.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I mean, she decided to show up. She reportedly is
getting married in the garden.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Like, Okay, if you if you expand on that right
in a country like America where you come here and
you become a citizen, you're a fucking American. Yea, you
expand on you got to be born in New York
to be in New Yorker? Like, how does she feel
about fucking birthright citizenship? Like it's you gotta wonder. Carl
Taylor Swift to ask her about.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
What I have a problem with is the Calves were
selling her court side seat when for the Eastern Conference finals.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think that's a little creepy.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah yeah, whoa what creep bought that? Do you think
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
But the bidding started at one hundred bucks and they
said there were seventeen bids within the first minute.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't know. That's creepy, right, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna buy Tina face.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, nobody's buying. Okay. Did I tell you about my
Rhodesian neighbor is Chicago? Ever? I tell you all that
because you got to South African here and it reminded.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Me, Oh yeah, one of our back room guys, Danny,
is from South Africa, Africa.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
And y his name is Roth last name, but no
it's not. Yes, it is, but it's spelled with an A.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
So you're you're you're good. Anyway, I knew one dude
from South Africa and one night in Chicago, he came
banging on my door, like fucking two in the morning.
Why are you whispering? Because this is a badstory. Anyway,
he came banging on my door too in the morning,
and he woke me up and he was like, I
need your help. So what is it. He opened up
a Milwaukee tool bag and it was full of packaged

(20:19):
cocaine and xanax, and I was like, what do you need?
My help with. I'm here, I'm here to help. Apparently
he witnessed a car wreck outside of our building, and
the guy who got into the wreck went to the
bushes and threw something in there. So while the guy
who got into the car wreck is talking to the cops,
he sneaks down the fucking building, goes in the bushes,
grabs a bag, comes upstairs. So he robbed like a

(20:40):
drug dealer and had I mean it must have been
it was like the purest stuff. From what I have
been told, it was n fuego, So this guy was
probably on the way to cut it. It was just
it was like God, you know when things just happened
to you and they're supposed to It was like being
that guy's neighbor really saved my hand. But how did
you help him?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I did a bunch of it. Helped him, Yeah, helped
him get rid of it. Yeah, he's like, any test
this you had like a thousand four bars, but yeah,
the cocaine I had that.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
It's always cool when you see like people in like
the Florida Keys and stuff out on their boat and
they uh, bent nice bale rolls up in the water from.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Page they call a square grouper finding a couple of
birds in the beach. Oh buddy, now those days are
long gone for you. No, it's not. If I found
a couple of birds right now, like, it's better than keno,
I would sell that shit so fast. Oh you'd sell it,
but you wouldn't do it. No, hell no, no, you're
done with it. I would manufacture it. I would cut
it with light a cane, and then I would re

(21:39):
rocket and sell three for one.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
And you've done that before. I am a scientist, are
you Walter White? No, I'm not that good, but I
can you know? Could you have been Walter White?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Listen what dem franchise boys had a song and one
of their lines was, I'll never be broke again, bitch.
I know how to cook crack and I've just lived
my life according to that memo to them franchise boys,
Fuck the economy. I've got skills.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Those you used to You don't have those skills. You
never forget those skills, okay, Dylan, anything else?

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
I got the next plus five and a half against
the Spurs. I got the Knicks to win the series
in seven plus eight fifty. I just like the odds
it's probably gonna be six, but that's all NBA World
Cup Dan my Moroccan squad plus five thousand.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
I can remember the last World Cup.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
The guy who worked at the bodega told me to
take Morocco and I was like, you seem biased or
you Moroccan and he said yes, But I did it anyways,
and they made quite a run. Bosnia and Herzegovina two
for one to win Group B plus six fifty. Ray
wrote on here why I don't have an answer for you,

(22:45):
but everyone remembers what happened in Bosnia in nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Then never forget it was during the Lewinsky thing.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Remember that was Wag the dog shit. Yeah, I didn't forget.
And then two hundred and twenty plus goals in the
group stage total plus one seventy why why not? And
then I got a parlay Dan South Korea, Czech Republic draw,
Bosnia money line against Canada, Turkey money line against Australia
and Netherlands and Japan draw plus eight thousand and seventy eight.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
And then the RBC howtong Lee top five plus fourteen
twenty five. Some jam is not playing in this one.
It's devastating. But Zela V and Nick Taylor, my guy,
the Canadian hero plus thirty seven hundred to win it.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Now, why do you say Ray that Nick Taylor was
the man behind one of the longest hits ever on
this podcast.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Dylan bet Nick Taylor in twenty twenty three to win
this tournament.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, not even he was top five.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
It was top either top five or top ten and
it was plus sixty five.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hundred and then he won outright. Oh oh that's right.
Oh yeah, one of the great stories. The first Canadian
to do this correctly, which is crazy. Yeah, I think
that brings a conclusion. Here a period at the end
of the sentence.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Here, what's that?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Can I bring up one thing? Yeah, Dak Prescott making
sixty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
He's been making sixty million. I know, it's just just
I was just looking at it.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
He actually made Last year he made one hundred and
thirty seven million dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
On pay listen with endorsements.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah, well, his endorsements are only ten there's some funny.
I'm looking at Forbes only ten his endorsements were ten million.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Wait, how's he making? Weird? No other forty million.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I'm telling you this is the twenty twenty five list.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
One hundred and thirty seven million, one hundred and twenty
seven million from salary slash winnings, ten million from endorsements.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I don't know if Jerry Jones.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Is a front. Look, yeah, there's no way you only
ten million bucks. It's like, damn David McDavid hondos.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
And then this this year's show, Aotani's made one hundred
and twenty seven point six million on field earnings two
point six.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Million Ye off the field at one hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yes, I have a question. Yes, say that money that
they're deferring for. Do the Dodgers have to like give
him interest on it or how does that work? I
know the race.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
I believe it was no interest, which is why people
were freaking out about the contract.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Because it will seem more not like and it's going
to seem much smaller when twenty thirty three rolls around
or whatever. But he's making so much an endorsement, so
that it's like the fact that that's just sitting in
a box down the road.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
It's like whatever, Hey, they out smarter to everybody.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, and now they're paying they paid him two point
six million dollars this year.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I don't have any problem. They out smarter to everybody. Yeah,
Now do I think there's going to be a salary cap?
Might be a soft salary cap, but it feels like
we're headed towards the work.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
There is a soft salary cap. Now with the taxes
and shit they put on.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Well, they're going to up the luxury tax I think
or that was the part of the new proposal.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, strongest. You need to pro sports baby, good luck.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, I know they do not want that.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Go back to Marvin Miller, the man, the myth, the
fucking legend. But he's not a Hall of Famer. How
not because the owners won't vote for him. How does
that work? I don't the owners don't vote for him,
then who the hell does? And how come they have
Baseball Writers of America. That's weird because they're all big lives.
Berducci's Tom Berducci. Yeah, but you got a problem with

(26:08):
Tom Berducci. Like Tomucci, I can guess what has problem
is like to he's got nice hair. Is the Italian?
Oh my? I think I don't know. Berducci could be French.
You know, it's not. I think. I think the much
shorter man with a bow tie. Kenny, did you see
his how he allegedly reacted to that girl who got
in his shot. Oh yes, I did see that killed

(26:31):
it for me, broke my heart, It broke your heart.
He ripped her half. Dude, I didn't see it.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Getting yelled at by guy to bow tie, especially five
four guy, you got to figure something's gonna bad bad.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
The lollipop guilds here, right, but they don't get that
fired up unless they have like cruel intentions. Well, Ernie
Johnson wears a bowton. Very nice man.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Allegedly, it feels like any any opinion. It is allegedly
a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Got to protect the pope. It's that's your lawyer.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Would tell you to do that.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Uh Shan Irving wherever you get your podcasts? Dylan again, dude,
we're going to Dylan is involved in every podcast around here.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
And if I do it on my own, it just
turns into like a forty five minute monologue of me
screaming and like having a bipolar episode. So I need.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Somebody's anchor me down, caretaker.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Are you bipolar?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Fuck yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Really?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Oh yeah, I'm on medicine ship. Yeah. Really, it's like psychotics.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
It can be bipolar and like mentally.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Too.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
You know, what do you mean decisions?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
He's gonna call me dumb. Are you on the spectrum?
I ain't on the autism spectrum. I'm on the crazy spectrum.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, but it feels like now it's hip to be
on the spectrum.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It is like I've been bipolar obviously for a while,
but it didn't get really intense until later years in
my life. I hit forty. That's when shit was like,
it gets worse older you get so I had to
get medicated at that point. Are you medicated right now? Ok? Yeah? Yeah?
Every day? Every day? Well, like whenever we do the
show with Dylan. I quit taking them like two days

(28:13):
before because it's real fun. It's more fun. Don't tell
the roommate that cut this shit. But yeah, no, I
take them as every day.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Are you taking Sarah Quill?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah? I do Cerah.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Isn't Sarah Hill a barbitchu it?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I quit taking Sarahuill. This should make me so grumpy
in the morning. It's hungry as fuck. I quit taking it.
What do you take? I take respiteron and lamotragen. They're
just anti psychotics and it just makes you nice. It
makes me not have episodes not nice. No, I'm still
a dickhead.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Like I won't.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I won't stay up for two days and fucking think
somebody's coming out of the bushes.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
If it's supposed to take you nice, it's not.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Twenty twenty three. I pulled a shotgun on a bush
in my fucking private I swear I got it was
like three in the morning. I fucking loaded that bitch
up when I was ready to rip it. And it
was just a bush. But I wasn't on any drugs,
was just sucking. Had an episode at three in the
morning in the town you live in. You just fired
off a slug into the bush people would do.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I was rock.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I was like, I'll killing this dude, let's do it.
And it wasn't a dude. It was a bush. So
that's how the podcast got down. Not like a George
w not like a bush. No, not like a Cheney
on a yeah. Yeah, you go out in front of me, Shaney.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
The right to the right, you go out and is
that the best? He tried to blame the guy he shot.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
He did.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
He was like, shouldn't standing there. He's shot me with
a shotgun in my ass. Yeah, dude, bird shot out.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Of your ass. You can't get shot there.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
No, it's embarrassing. You get it.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I mean you got to move, you got to block
all those people.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
You gotta get it, you know, all take it in
the back. I can't take it like that, not like that.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
My great grandpa got shot in ass in World War One.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I can't take it in the ass. Larry Larry loves
in the camp, Larry loves the can Larry Larry loves button. Yeah,
but in the camp. Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Uh So, Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast, apparently
Dylan who's also on the Fritzy podcast, you're on this podcast.
You're on the twelve fifteen podcast, and you're on.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
With Shy possibly unmedicated Shy, So tune in, okay and.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
You get unmedicated Dylan too?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Are you on drugs too?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I have an adderall prescription.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
That's so fucking Oh, come on, it does have adterall
riddling fucking meth from the school.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
The school forced me on it in like seventh grade.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh. I could have an hour long show about that shit.
I'll tell you that at.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
The time, they were probably right.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
No, I don't know you think it made me well, no,
I don't know about you. I just know about it
was suggested for my son and my wife goes no
good for her.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
They fucking new her little boys now because they act
like fucking boys. Like they yeah, they're rambunctious and shit,
you don't put them on fucking meds.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Well, they had like a hot forma fifty page dossier
and they're like this, DD needs to chill the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, you were taking your pants off and shipping into
the classroom. That's different.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
That was high school.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Engaged. Now he's growing up right pants.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yes, he would be alarmed at HUW free.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
So Shaye and Irving. Big day, Ray.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
We also with Dylan and my thanks to Tyler who's
sitting here and listening to all of this and can't
say a word. Our pleasure to serve you again, thanks
for joining us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble
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