Episode 211: Mistake by the Lake

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Dylan and Shay. Talk to me and now good, here's Dan,
Dylan and Shay. Oh here we are. It's another episode
of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. The starting lineup Big
Day Ray. He also produces this god forsaken podcast. We
have Dylan and we have Shan Irving. We also have
Tyler who gets to listen to all of this every

(00:33):
single week and for no extra charge. Recapping last week
Big Day Ray, who does research. He won four units.
He's now up eight and a half units. Shae lost
three and a half. You're minus eleven and a half.
Dylan lost fifteen units. You're now minus thirty seven and
you have them right where you want them, Dylan.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's a minor setback for a major comeback.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Then, Oh what it is?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Anything to recamp from last week? Well, you have a
lot of things to talk about here.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yes, I'm never betting on golf again. I'm done. I'm
over it. I quit, I quit mark my words, i
quit like sores be I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Uh Okay, kind of taking a page out of Larry
Bad Larry's.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I mean, I'm done with a golf. I can't I
can't hit a fucking dude.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It sucks the Travelers this week though, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Whatever, do you think that in about a month you
might be back into golf when the open starts?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Of course, I'll be with you. Of course travelers was given.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
He taking a break. Okay, but isn't this the anniversary
of you going to the Travelers and then disappearing for
three days?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Man? That was great. The porta potties a Travelers are
some of the nicest porta potties ever created.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
They're beautiful, and what's that have to do with anything?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
They have a very flat surface of a counter. It's
not for Micah. It is very suitable to enjoy the Travelers. Okay, great,
But that was was that last year or the year?
Because I think three years ago? Three years ago? Yeah,
maybe two whatever. I that I took a I took
a flight path. That was not I did not communicate

(02:11):
that with my wife, but the roommate. I took a
flight path and I landed up I was somewhere else man.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It was okay, But that that we we couldn't find
you for three days. I couldn't ask if we knew
where you didn't. You couldn't find yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
No idea. I remember like getting home and like waking
up four days later because I crashed and just slept
for a couple of days, and my phone, like the
miscalls from the roommate. It was like seventy two I
had no idea where my phone was. Oh she was hated.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, but where do you go when the tournament ends?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I don't know. I know I went to our favorite
wing spot in this town. I went to that spot
for a minute, but that was like at seven, and
I don't know what happened the next like seventy two hours.
I have no idea, but I made it home. Know that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, there's a long time ago. Yeah, you don't do
that anymore.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
The roommate would lorrain and bob with the shit out
of me.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I think she'd cut off your head everything.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Do is she wake me up in a pull of blood?
I'd be done, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So Soresby no supplemental draft for him, at least not yet,
and still feels like there's more to this story, just
saying from Soresby's side of this feels like maybe they
did comply with everything they were supposed to. Maybe this
is just the NFL saying, now you know what it's like,
the commissioner's exemp list. We didn't know it existed, and
then all of a sudden, Adrian Peterson ends up on it.

(03:41):
Maybe they just moved the goalpost because they can't. And
I understand it. I wouldn't want him in the league,
not now. But my recommendation for Soresby have him on
a good will tour talk to high school kids. Do that,
show your contra, and maybe the NFL will go, Okay, we'll, we'll, we'll,

(04:06):
we'll wade into this. We won't go into the deep end,
but we'll give you an opportunity to go into the draft. Yes, Dylan,
that sounds so shitty though. It's like he's gonna be
playing football this year and now he used to go
tour high schools and say, well, gamble.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I mean it makes sense if he does it on
his own dime, and yeah there's some fucking TV crew
fall on him.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm just saying it sucks.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You have to do it.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Sucks to bet ninety cents on thirty thousand fucking bets
like an idiot?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Is it though?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Is it an argument?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't understand. I don't understand how we can not
let sores be able, we can let like women beaters
in or dudes that drive off the road and kill
somebody in a fucking dotsch alger like. I don't. I
don't understand the equation.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
It doesn't make sense to me because they don't care
about like it doesn't have an impact on football, that's
what they would say exactly.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
But I mean, there's gambling in front of everybody all
the time now, and this kid, it just seems kind
of facetious or or hypocritical that they're like, oh, wait
a minute, this guy gambled on the we're making billions
from him.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, didn't Boute admit that he bet on LSU when
he was playing at LSU and he didn't get punished.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And this is the thing with the NFL. They did
this shit to Tresol and all those dudes at Ohio State.
They punish you before you get to the actual NFL,
which I don't fucking I don't. I'm not fan of that.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, I understand why they would do that with Soresby,
because Swordsby kind of looks at the NFL supplemental draft
is you know, that's all else fails. I get to
lean on that, Yeah, bailout plan. Yes, And I think
they probably are bothered by that. That NFL is a privilege.
You don't get to use an escape hatch here to
get out of the trouble you're in. By the way,

(05:42):
he still gets his money. He gets to keep his
five million dollars so he can he can spend the
money to go around to high schools around the country.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Straight to Macau Bakarah. Here we go, Yes, Ray.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
And I'm sure he can make a ton of money
going to like IMG Academy. They'll probably pay him a
ton of money to go speak there, so hopefully probably
make it a fan duel.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Imagine he starts making money off of the speaking engagement.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Plays it in the fucking like table tennis in Europe.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
But what he does it help him at all? I
know it doesn't help him. But like if he only
was betting, if the bets that he bet on his
team were at Indiana when he wasn't playing, and he
didn't bet at all when he was at Cincinnati while
he was playing.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Is that growth or is that yeah? Okay, do you
think that he went from Indiana where he wasn't playing
but he bet on the team allegedly that you'd go
to Cincinnati and you wouldn't bet at all.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, Cincinnati sucked ass.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, they did suck ass.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
But also they found out apparently everything about his betting
at Indiana. They didn't just find anything.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Since he held that ship in when he was going
to Tech. They're like, well, he's a great guy, take them,
take him.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Cincinnati was six and seven against the spread last year.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Just looked up.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I do does research. Soeresby is like, right, they do research.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Uh. Diana Rossini revealed that she got out of a
ticket by facetiming in NFL coach and uh, now I
think she said it was Buffalo's coach, which would have
been Sean McDermott, But I wonder if maybe this was
Mike Brabel. She didn't want to say that it was
Mike Brabel getting help getting her out of a table.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Where where was she when she got ticket?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I thought it said Buffalo, but yeah, she.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Was reporting on McDermott getting fired, and then she got
pulled over and then the guy was like, well, I'm
not a Bills fan, so why do I care about McDermott.
And then she asked what team he was a fan of,
and then she called that coach. She refused to say.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Who it was. Hmm, if your if your wife comes
out with the story of like I was getting a
ticket and then I blew the cop like I talked
my way out of it, Like all right, dude, Like,
let's go to the fucking lawyer's office that's.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Allegedly Yeah, have you gotten out of a ticket?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Never? No, they give me every time, every single fucking
time there's stupid tattoo like at a car asshole immediately
ray gotten out of a ticket?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
No, I've tried, but they usually catch I tried to
talk my way out of it, but it doesn't really work.
They've caught me a bunch of times where it's indefensible
on my part.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Dylan, Uh, I've only been pulled over twice. What I
got a warning for speeding in high school and then
the second time I went to jail for something unrelated.
So I don't have a great track record in that department.
That's right, And I have not gotten out of a ticket.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Well, what did you go to jail for?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I well, I had a worn out that I did
not know about from add a prior possession of a
controlled substance in Colorado. That was an unfortunate one. I
was getting groceries coming back at a job interview the
next day. It was right after graduation, get pulled over
and the cop comes back to the car with his

(09:00):
gun and he's like, you have a Warren out for
your rest and Jefferson County like that sucks.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It was a felony warrant.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
For controlled substance.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, Colorado's surprisingly a lot of those states that are
like cool with weed and stuff go a little harder
on other drugs. I learned because actually technically it was
crack possession. Oh well, it's not what I had. I
had molly and they tested it and they're like, this
is crack. So I got charged for crack.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Possession, which looks way worse than the rap.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
She a thousand times worse. They treat that very differently.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
So I did did you let the big german know
when you interviewed to come working? To come work here?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Absolutely not? Yes, Okay, did I just wrap myself out?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes, you did well.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I was gone at that point.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
The Terry and Arnold story is pretty wild connected to
robbery kidnapping charges. This is the Lions defensive back and
now it sounds like what happened to Oj where somebody
took a lot of his memory and then he was
going to go back and get them and then he
I guess kidnapped them, got all of his merchandise back,

(10:08):
and then he went to prison for that. Terry and
Arnold's like twenty four years old something like that, isn't he?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I mean he could be facing a long, long prison sentence.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Here. They were like facetiming each other while they're robbing
the dude chatting about it like given directions like you're
fucking beat dude, you don't have what's happen? Fucking delete
the shit.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's like, how expensive is that stuff worth? He's on
a fifteen million dollar rookie contract, so he just what,
you stole something from his house and you really need
it that bad that you're gonna kidney that.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, but it's a two two hundred thousand dollars worth
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I'd let that slid. You get it back and then
you claim the insurance on it and you're fucking up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Where will Lebron James play next DraftKings has the odds
here Lakers minus one eighty, Cleveland plus three seventy five,
Golden State plus five twenty five, Miami plus ten fifty.
Anybody think that he'll end up not could end up,
will end up elsewhere than Los Angeles?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
No, sir, No, No, I think he stays.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
The heat would be kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
It would be hilarious.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Imagine selling your family on, Hey, we're in LA but
we're going to go back to Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
That would be fun. That's the TV show, especially for
Shay Mistake.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
By the Lake. Here we go, aren't put up America.
The family would not be moving back to Cleveland, though,
I mean they may go back for period in school anymore, right,
I mean, what's the point?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Maybe his daughter she might be the game winning ball
that tip in og Ananobi. Now is it going to auction?

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Ray? That's what I saw. They said that they're going
to put it up on auction, So people are trying
to decide how much it's going to go up for auction.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
For Okay, one point five million, damns the favorite that's
the favorite right now?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Over that is, uh the favorite of minus two fifty.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Does Ojannanobi get any claim to the ball? Like, does he?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Does he have to is a straight ball?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I know, but I was like wondering.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
If he has to say, like, hey, I would like that,
if they would be like, all right.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I'm gonna put it on stage at the Spear and
a fucking grateful Dead show here sounds nice.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Where will Jalen Brown play next? I'm interested in this
Timberwolves plus one point eighty Celtics plus two O seven.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Ray plus two O seven two O seven.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I've never seen two O seven.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
It's very specific.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I know Cleveland plus nine to fifty Houston plus ten
seventy five.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
I should say the Timberwolves was before the Lamello deal,
so that could have changed.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, Uh, I don't know. It feels like he has
to go someplace else.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Right, I think so used to make some big swings
plus one thousand not some bad odds for them.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Hasn't he been disgruntled there for a while now and
they keeps just staying with the Celtics.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Take it around for the kids. Well, you got his
own team this past year. I don't know, proved he
could do. Then, Yeah, let's recap. Shade lost all of
his golf beatuck, I'm over it. You're doing okay in
the World Cup, big Deray did okay? God Dylan, there's

(13:31):
so much bloodshed on here. You missed every US Open
and you missed all but one. World Cup. You had
Morocco money line versus Scotland.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
It was the only one that was favored that.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
So that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
You were.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Seventeen out of eighteen. Wrong.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I hope you know how to cook that wrecky I
caught with?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
That is was really that is really good. That's well done.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
That's I mean, dan as we always say, that's.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Hard to do. It is really hard to do. Now
you do have some futures. You got Morocco winning at all,
Bosni to win Group B.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Which, by the way, my Bossia squad looking fucking great.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
One yes, two, one hundred and twenty plus goals in
the group stage.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I have no idea how many yees.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I was going to ask you that if you've been
keeping track that could have been like the ultimate sucker
bed of all time.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I have no idea how many they're supposed to have
even approximately in the group stage, but I mean I
feel like there's they've been pouring them on a little bit.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Starting to know what group stage is.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
I don't know what it ends. I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You've had a group stage before, I think you two dudes, yeah, dues.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
No, you know, people experimenting their twenties. It's not a
big deal.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Says there are seventy two matches in the group stage.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Do you know how many goals?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I have no idea. I'll try to find that now.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Uh. That brings us to bets this week, Shay, you
want to start with your World Cup Viva the World
Koppa Potaguay plus one sixty five against the British Prisoners
America laying one to fifteen against who Cares.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Sweden plus three twenty against Japan. I'm not going to
say it. Senegal in Iraq tragedy angle Ti plus six hundred,
uh baseball Rangers plus one thirty against the Commis, and then
they got the Cardinals plus one thirty as well against
his own't know, and of course we're hitting Joey Chess
at over seventy two and a half. Bingo Banngo the

(15:40):
criminal himself allegedly. Dylan is golf just up the road
at the Travelers.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I know, should we go down?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I can't. I fucking can't.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
There's no Jay's not going you you allow race should go?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
I have to go to a wedding this weekend on
my birthday. No, yeah, so I miss sat on the
US Darts Masters and the Travelers and.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Your birthday and my birthday.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Okay, le virgin.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Dylan, all right, Dan.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
The Travelers Shay's home away from home. I got Ben James,
local Connecticut guy from.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Okay Milford, Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Actually had a good showing at the US Open last week,
and this is a much easier course. I'm gonna take
him top five oh plus twenty one hundred.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Guaran kid out of Virginia. Yeah. Tom Rizzotti is his
teacher at Great River.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh yeah, you know, do you know?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yes, I do know.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Tom Rizzotti, a well respected coach, couldn't do anything with me.
But I remember for like seven years he'd be like,
you know, and he's never known to be you know,
there's no hyperbole. He'd be like this kid, this kid
Ben James pretty good. I'll be like, yeah, he goes nah,
he's pretty good, and you know I could tell by

(17:04):
yeah he's pretty good. And then all of a sudden
it's like, oh, he's going to Virginia and then he
became the top player in college and then he goes
pro and now he's on tour.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
He's very good.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah he's he's pretty good. Okay, so Ben James, what
else do you have?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, Ben James, top five. I got Xander to win
plus fourteen seventy five.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You gotta be taking sunjaym.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
You would be correct, Dan Sunjay to win plus eleven thousand.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
He's a great track run thousand.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I love this shit.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I already got these bets in last night. So we're
off to the races and I've got Cameron Young to
win plus twenty fifty. The hype around Cam Young's cooled
off a little bit in recent weeks. I think he's
gonna come out swinging.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Literally.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
The Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest, Joey Chestnut and Miki
Sudo combined to eat over one hundred and ten and
a half dogs minus one forty. She's gonna have to
put up some numbers, but I think they can do it.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think that they should do Lady in the Tramp
and they started at the opposite ends of the stock. Yes,
so you're taking you're taking the under seventy two and
a half.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
For Joey Chestnut, I am he's done, like you look
at his body of work then, and he's gonna win.
He doesn't need to go full stop anymore. Like he's
eating seventy five before he's eating seventy. He's gonna cruise.
He's gonna get over seventy, maybe mashed down a couple more,
and then no one's touching him. So he's minus two
thousand to win.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Oh well, if I'm Joey, I'm taking the dive fucking
taking it.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
If he doesn't win, look into that way.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
There's something i'll play again, million dollar better fucking who
knows what? All right?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh and I have a couple of World Cup bets
that I forgot to put in on time. Oh I'm
going Turkey money line against USA, not because of that
patriotic sorry Turkey, because the USA is already on to
the next round. They're gonna just be like whatever. I
don't know if this does this game even matter, like.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Now it doesn't. Apparently it doesn't matter, receding or nothing. Right, Yeah,
I think they're just in. They're fucking around. Yeah, they
want the momentum to keep moving. This is America, man,
well Mojoe, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
But Turkey A can play. They're they're not nobody, So
I think Turkey sneaks one in here.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Things have been going a little too good for us.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Empire has been reduced dramatically since.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
And uh fuck it, Ivory Coast five units, yes, yeah,
minus five twenty five? Actually, no, you know what, they're
gonna tie, curse out, curse How's goalie has been on fire?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Plus thirty seven year old? Am I crazy? He's like thirty,
so he's fucking nuts all these He.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Had sixteen saves the other day, which in soccer is
like five hundred in any other sport.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I don't know if it's five hundred.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Might be a cows big de Ray who did more
research than the other two guys combined. What do you
have for me?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
So we're gonna go to the travelers. This is such
an easy course for them. I see Ludwig playing with
I'm gonna do him. Top ten at plus one fifty
shot four under on Sunday at Chinnacock, So I think
he rolls that into Cromwell, Connecticut. Then I'm gonna parlay
Tommy Fleetwood and Xander top twenty for plus one fifty.
Who Tommy Fleetwood plays well here basically every single year.

(20:16):
Xander's a former champ, and the champions tend to repeat here.
Bubba Watson's won a bunch here, Keithan Bradley's won a
bunch here. I think Speith has won twice here as well,
so repeat champs tend to do well. Then I'm gonna
go Brian Harmon top twenty for plus one sixty. His
five straight top ten results at the Travelers in seven

(20:37):
of his last eight at the Travelers. For whatever reason,
that waggle and that lefty swing of his does well
at the River Highlands, so I'm gonna take that, even
though I don't think he's playing particularly well. Then I'm
gonna go Sam Burns top twenty minus one twenty. He's
on a roll right now. He played really well at
Chinnacock on Sunday. He's six and approach shots and second

(21:00):
on tour. For putting, which is usually his weakness, but
seems like he's hot right now, so I'm gonna take that.
Then I'm gonna go call him moricaw a top ten
plus two thirty the injury and then he took up.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I got to get off him after that ship dude, So.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I think everyone's forgetting about him. He's second on tour
and approach shots, and I feel like he's due for
do for maybe a win, but I'm gonna do top
ten just to be safe. Then we're gonna go to
the World Cup, which I'm kind of over.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Dan.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I'm not gonna lie. It's I'm kind of this World Cup.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
It's boring, but I'm going to watch the time all
the time.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Though even if it's boring.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Their ship on that's true, it's it's bet Germany minus
one twenty versus Ecuador. They've tied Ivory Coast and Kraco
and Germany.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Who what did you say?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Curis ouco?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Su course you go?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I kind of like Carocco.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
So they tied, they i'd ciros out and Germany beat
them seven to one, and they beat Ivory Coast two
to one, So in my brain that means Germany should
win pretty handily Coroka. And then the hot dog getting contest.
I'm going Joey Chestnut under seventy two and a half
hot dogs. He hasn't gone over since twenty twenty one
and Dan I did a little more research, so the

(22:19):
average hot dog length is seven inches.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
He's eating around.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's huge, He's around.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
He's eating around.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah massive, hold on, now, I'll get it.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Get a yard stick, and he's eating around around thirteen
hundred of them, oh buddy, which means he's eaten seven
hundred and ten feet of hot dogs, which is twice
the height of the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
And that was just his freshman year.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah, exactly. And then the US Darts Masters is back.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Then fuck run in and Luke.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Littler has won basically everything there is to win in
darts and he hasn't won this yet. So I'm taking
him at plus one forty. Luke Humphreys is his only competition,
but I don't see him winning. So Luke or Luke
Liittler plus one forty, don't.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
They Statue of Liberty is only three hundred and five feet.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
That's what my research shows.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Is that from the base or is it from where
she's like standing?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Always measure I see five ft and one inch ninety.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay, see that's why I said. You've said three oh five,
and I thought it was more than that.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
So the statue alone is one fifty one. So yeah,
you measure from the base.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Got a measure to base.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Don't they say that each like cigarettes, like each hot
dog you eat, takes like ten minutes off your life.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
I know it's you know what is crack?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Do ads? If a hot dog takes ten minutes off
your life? How much Joey chestnuts probably running at a
time here?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
How much does Molly take off here? None? Zero? None
is awesome, doesn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I'm sensing the tone dan a tone? Yeah, what do
you mean the Molly thing?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Or what about it? I don't know if it was
a Molly was cracked. I'm trying to church it up.
Dirt fell like a shot at me.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
First of all, it was Molly.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
I fucking cracked.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I was literally fraand you were swimming crack.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
You're no better than me, Get over it.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's I am better than you.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Let's ring the bell would bring the bell.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
In that instance, I was not I was at a
con You're.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
At a fucking grocery store getting busted for crack.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I was at a string cheese incident concernation.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Oh that's this.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I was not smoking crack o.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Those fucking string cheese. I'd rather digest glass and get caught.
Fuck of their What do you.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Want to go to see fucking Maggie Rods.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I'd rather not listen to a seventeen fucking hour solo
and the guitar or keyboard or some fucking hippie who's
shoving Molly up his fucking ass and trying to tell
everybody not to go to school and gore on the
fucking rules. Fuck that ship.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
You would be getting Molly shoved up your ass.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I would be arresting those fucking band members, That's what
I'd be god damn doing. So.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
I have the long term effects of molly here, impulsive behavior, aggression,
cognitive impairment, disturbed sleep, drug cravings, general confusion, severe anxiety, paranoia,
risky sexual behavior. Now we're talking impatibility, dental problems.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh yeah, because your teeth chatter like a motherfuck. Yeah,
that's fair.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Imparatability to learn.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
So a lot of those are actually I'm just waking
up on a Tuesday. Yeah, doesn't everyone have that ship?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I can't even see straight. I don't know where I am.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, so you have a criminal record? Has it been expunged?

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Dyl?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, I've got put down to lesser charges.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's a teeny bit of crack.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
We've all been run into the law.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Then I think we're done. Ye, amen to that.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think we've done it.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I think we Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
You got to get ready for meat Friday, Diyl?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, making uh beef Wellington? Oh my god, tell me
to save you something. I feel bad that you can't
be here.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I'll stick around. I'll have Danny's piece, thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, shake can have mine, thank you.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Danny.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
No he now no, he didn't get it.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Might beef.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Now, you're youthful, crack, not me.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'm educating.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Shut up crack okay? Uh for big day Ray who
put all of this together? Blame him? Also, Dylan, suit
and tie looking good. Shay continues to lose weight. You
look like you're you know, like Hollywood, Like there's a
don't feel good.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I tell you that, I don't feel great at all.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
If Hollywood was in fucking Shreveport, Louisiana.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Piece of ship Look, who's talking. Crackhead in a suit.
God damn it, fucking crackhead.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Don't be losing too much weight there?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Why she might drug test mees that you're.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Saying you're gonna go from my air to a twink.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I think I mean the otter stage right, I swim around,
you get hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
It's still jiming pride. I'll do it. I'll do it
for all involved and those not involved. Thank you for listening,
thanks for watching, and and we'll talk to you next week.
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