July 9, 2026 • 26 mins
The guys make their picks from Lake Tahoe, and Shea joins us from France!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay. Well,
here we are in Tahoe. Dan Patrick takes a gamble
and of course in Tahoe you tend to gamble, and uh,
Dylan is here, big de Ray and Shay gambled by
going into Paris, France. Why you don't even like France.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Nobody likes France. It's the people that ruin it. I
mean the south of France. So it's really it's like
nice and the roommate want to do it. It's cheaper
than sleep aways. We brought all the kids and it
was my turn to book stuff and I fucked it up.
Why there's no ac the whole fucking place. I didn't
read the description. I got fucked. There's new ace.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They never have any seaking out.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And nobody's sleeping. I told them, while there's a see if.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
There ain't no c h. But you're able to smoke
everywhere you go.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's great, even the kids smoke.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
How long are you there for? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's another problem. So we're supposed to go to Italy,
which I haven't booked those flights yet. And the roommate
wants to stay here longer at this place because it's
so like fucking provincial or whatever. But I got no
fight with the hostess pretty badly on the first night,
so she doesn't want me to stay any longer. And
I don't know how to I don't know how to
(01:32):
square that circle.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, wait a minute, you got you got into an
argument with the hostess.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, or the representative of the hostess, whatever, whoever, whatever,
she's on the gin. She's like the lady that lets
you in. She's a fucking rack, dude. French. The French
are all in secure, they all hate themselves, they all
wish they're American, and this lady has no husband, no wife,
no kids, and she's just bitters. It was bad.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You do not know if she doesn't have a husband
or or kids.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We got into it, Yeah I do, Yeah, I do.
We got into it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You called her out for that, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She was like three minutes in. She starts yawing about
American politics, as if you know I'm a campaign manager
for the Trump administration starts going off about that, and
then she tells me that she hates the fake niceties
of American people and she would just prefer grumpiness and
blunting us. And I was like, Oh, you fucking got it.
I'll give it you. We got into it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Dylan has been on a roll, literally on a roll
here in Tallahoe, and this is going to drive you
crazy shape. So there's a guy that I know who
works with us out here. He's been playing Keno and
you love Keno the last two nights. I don't know
what he did last night. The previous two nights he
made twenty four thousand dollars playing Keino.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Fuck up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, And I immediately thought of you, because nobody loves
Keno quite like you do. But this guy's got it down, man,
He's got it down to a science.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Killing me French, you know, has been killing me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh you're doing French, fran Uh Now, Dylan twenty three
consecutive roles on the crap Table craps Table last night.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, we had, We went on a little bit of
a heater, but the craps Table has been.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Very nice to us, and normally it is not.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Dan Now I wanna hang up. I'm gonna hang up.
How much did you win? How much did you win?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like eight hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I hate you, dude, that's not what you wouldn't want.
Eight thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I was gonna say twenty three in a row.
I gave it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
We would have been fucking getting kicked out of there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I gave you guys one hundred dollars chip last night. Well,
that's actually a funny story about that. I did not.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I think I was in the bathroom when you were
handing out the chips, so I didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So these two ding dongs come in.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
They're like, we're gonna put them both on black on Roulette,
and I was like cool, So I put one hundred
bucks of my own money on red and red and
they were like, you fucking ass motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
That was so tough.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I knew we were trying to get there before Dylan
got there, because I knew exactly what he was going
to do, and we had our chips in and then
the lady or the guy spun the way.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Dylan's like, can I still get in here?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
And he's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like, I'll
do one hundred on red and it's just boom.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You and Marvin. I gave one hundred dollars chips too, Mario, oh, Mario, Okay,
I couldn't remember who I gave chips to, but uh yeah,
I didn't even I didn't go well it worked out though. Yeah,
I was gonna say, but so you guys did craps
table Roulette won some blackjack actually too. Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Jack has been a dog fight this week.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
He's been down to literally just punch drunk.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And he's like, I'm putting it all in number one
hand to blackjack, and he's like, all right, I'm ready
to leave.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
The first three nights, I think I was down to
my last twenty five dollars and I just go all in,
go all in, go all in. And I get back
to even I'm like, all right, we're leaving.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
But it's just a sweat for.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
For treading water. We got to play the golf course.
It was Dylan Big Da Ray, myself and Mario and
we had fun. The course was, you know, really challenging.
The greens were really tough. We had beers, we had transfusions. Yeah,
we had bloody Mary's delicious bloody marries. Yeah, it was
(05:11):
a good day. It was so long. Yeah, it was
a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It was the most fun north of five hour round
of golf I've probably ever.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Played five hours.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, and it was hot. It was a hot five hours. Yeah,
it was. It was warm. It was just slow play
and the people in front of us said that we
were hitting the ball into them, which because we just
had fucking nukes over here.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah. Yeah. Although Dylan had a couple three hundred yard drives,
I mean he pounded it. You would add a boner. Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Hart fills have been taken. I'm already had a stiff
breeze or hit me.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
The problem was I think both of those holes. Actually
I think I parted one of them, Like any of
those long drives I hit the I almost bogied or
worse every single one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So recapping from last week, Ray lost a unit but
still up seven and a half. Lost two units, he's
minus thirteen and a half. Dylan lost two units, he's
minus thirty nine and a half. But you still have
Morocco to win the World Cup, to win it all.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And you know what, I'm making it back, slowly but
surely playing table games.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So We'll see how long that lasts. We received an
angry email regarding our discussion on the dumbest and fattest states.
Ray's research said West Virginia is the capital of both.
A fan followed up with a link to an article
proving West Virginia was actually the forty ninth smartest state,
(06:35):
with Louisiana close behind at fiftieth. What a brag. We're
not fiftieth, we're forty ninth.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
That's exactly how the email was, gotchay.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He must have sent that email from Ohio because they
ain't got fucking internet.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
The email was very strongly worded.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
He's like, you're an idiot. We're actually forty ninth. We're
not fiftieth.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's the funniest like correction. Everybody, get it right. We're
not the fattest, were the second fattest.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, he said that for the guy who's supposed to
be doing all the research. He turns out that I'm
from Louisiana because I'm dumbst one on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
If I can't get that right.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wow wow good. But you can't say like forty ninth
smartest state. I think you have to say next to
last dumbest state. Yeah, the second dumbest state. Yeah, yeah,
because smartest state. You're like forty nine smartest state. Oh
oh yeah on an island. That doesn't sound bad? No, no, uh,
anything to recap. Uh you guys, did you guys all
(07:32):
lose on Joey Chestnut over under?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I took the under, Dylan, I took the under.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, oh that's Shade did Shade did? It's still discussing.
I was more impressed with the guy drinking the lemonade.
It is if you watch it from start to finish.
First of all, there's also a guy like two.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Away from him with a mohawk who projectile vomits lemonade
like halfway through a gallon of lemonade in twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, Shade. A couple of nights ago, we go to
the Himmel Else Yeah hoss h a U s yes
and uh there was a guy at the bar and
he was drinking some huge container of beer and turned
out it was five leaders of beer. Yeah, so those
(08:15):
steins are a leader and he had to do it
in under an hour, okay, and he did. He did.
He did five liters of beer in forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yes, and he was there with his wife. His wife
is the one who encouraged him to do it. It sounds
like an awesome lady.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Did he have any cocaine aware?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He actually, because right now, wait, does that help you drink?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hell? Yeah, brother, it's like a wonder drug.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Now. I don't think it helps you drink.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I think it helps you sober up if you're really wasted.
But it actually, I feel like you drink slower with cocaine.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, because you're.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Talking the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Disagreeing, disagreeing.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But he's an aberration, so he is an expert.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Isn't it like water?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I just called gin water. If I'm doing to blow,
it's water.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But this guy was there and it's a it's a
huge container and you have to lift it up like
it's it's like Stanley cup. And he's lifting it up
drinking out of that and he looked there, Yes, they're
right at the bar. He looked pretty he wasted. He looked,
how many beers is it? Ray?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Fourteen fourteen beers?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, fourteen beers in forty minutes. That's not bad. The
first fifteen minutes when we saw his eyes were glassy
like he looked he was red yes, and he rallied
and uh. We had a husband and wife who were
fans of the show and they came up. I thought
that they were the parents of, you know, the guy
at the bar. And they came up today after the
(09:47):
show and I go, uh, so did he do it?
And they go yeah, forty minutes yes. I like, they're
all proud of him. I know. And I said did
anybody check on him since then? And they go no,
she goes, we don't even know him. I said, oh,
I thought you were like grandparents parents, they were just
hanging out with this guy. Yeah, they didn't know him.
(10:08):
This guy's over there. I mean, somebody should check on him.
He's been sleeping it off for a couple of days.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yes, Ray, did you guys see that there was a
guy celebrating the World Cup that was announced missing and
they just found him at a random pub like a
month later, just still celebrating the win. He's like, I
didn't know people were looking for me, So I immediately
thought of I was like that, Oh, was he at
the Travelers Travelers Championship sounds.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Like a bipolar one episode?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, are you so? You can't even drink the wine
over there?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'm okay with that. Everybody's so pretentious about the ship
here anyway, like they're so fucking boring, Like it's you know,
everybody is like, oh, the French are rude. They are.
They're all fucking rude, all of them.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And now now the World Cup's going on, they're maybe
pregame in. Since fucking sunrise, this whole town is getting
lit up. It's crazy. They're gonna do one in the market,
like a huge fucking screen. But he skives Moroccos, So
there's gonna be a fucking race riot no matter what happened.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Are you are you rooting for Morocco?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah? Fuck yeah, I'm putting it all on Morocco. Let's
fucking go tight win great.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh, let's see Ray. Anything you want to divulge after
last week.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Joey Chestnut, I think the heat played a factor. I
think the heat played a factor there.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I just think he's now he's mailing and mailing and it.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Well, he just knows he can win it every time.
He doesn't have to eat seventy five hot dogs. He
can cruise, and there was sixty six and still win.
I think he ate fifteen more than the guy who
came in second, who's still imagine eating fifty hot dogs
in ten minutes and everyone's like, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
What I get confused about is why are people showing up?
Like some guy ate thirteen, Like, why even show up?
You know, it's not even like you're close? His record's
probably what twenty if you're eating thirteen?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, he's even show I just wanted seven hot times.
I mean sometimes a sixteen seat or a playing team.
That's true, You're you're not gonna win, but you just
want to show up to.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Be the un guys.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Yeah, someone attacked him what two years ago and he
still won by like ten hot doggs.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
The guy in the Darth Vader match who was protesting
Joey Chestnut mid hot dog puts him in a headlock.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Was cool.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That was fucking awesome, Dylan, anything you would like to
recapture here?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Just I had the under on the Joey chessnick And
actually the last time we did this episode was when
Turkey played the US that Turkey money line at the Buzzer.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That was nice And that's really the only thing I
want to talk about. What about the uh the group
stage of goals. Oh yeah, was it to twenty to.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Twenty three and a half to twenty plus? You had
from plus one seventy Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And how many goals were scored.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
There was a record amount of goals this year at
two fifteen and you still yeah, didn't win a record
breaking performance.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I literally was like I was.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Going to check the bet slip, like after that round
was done, thinking like, oh, they they've been fucking lighting
it up. That thing had a cruiser and they're like
most goals ever two point fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It was a soccer fucking one.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That Taylor Swift got married this year.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Bet.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I want that on the record.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Uh, I won that bet too, But what if if
it gets annulled and they still got married.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But still we gotta we gotta bet on babies next.
We gotta start betting on babies.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Like fighting each other.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I'd love that.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I already know she's gonna be like she's getting pregnant tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, I don't know. I think she might do a surrogate.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
No, that would be controversial.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, I'm just saying just so she doesn't have to
take off. Yeah, I mean she's she's a busy lady
at a TM. Yeah. I mean, you know, she's she's,
she's she doesn't need any more cash though. No, well
I've never met somebody who said, ah, I can't take
any more money. But like you don't like if you
have a billion is a trillionaire? Yeah, but he need
(13:52):
to stop, Okay, but he didn't stop. Bill Gates didn't stop.
Like none of these guys, none of these the Walton family, Walmart.
They don't go, man, well, everything is gonna be cut and.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hand well kinda the fucking Sacklers.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's true. I think they were forced to stop. They
were forced We have bets this week, but apparently Shay
Ray didn't get your bets.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah. The only bet I care about is how to
piss off my Airbnb host. It's called Morocco to win,
Morocco to tie fucking Hammertown. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I like that Ray Ray, who does more research than
everybody combined. What bets do you have this week?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I'm going I'm gonna start with the NBA Summer League. Dan,
this is getting very dark. But Piston's first round pick
Ibuka Akory over fourteen and a half points against the
Sixers totally. He led the acc in scoring at Stanford,
which is still weird to say, and he was six
in the entire country. He had thirty six against you
and c in an upset last year. I like it
(14:56):
for the Summer League. We needed someone to create for
Kate Unneham. They'renna give him the rain and.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
He's gonna spend twenty a nerd the ISCO Championship. I
think that's correct. Max Homa top twenty.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
It's a really weak field and Holm has played really
good golf as of late. Three States, three straight top
twenty fives, and he finished second at the John Deer
last week. I didn't recognize almost anybody else in that field,
so I'm taking home until you do top.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Twenty Scottish Open.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
I put these in before it started, so I'm just
letting everyone know.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, we'll allow it. Ray just because you're new.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Here, Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Matthew Fitzpatrick to win at plus twenty two hundred, he's
been really close to getting some wins. Second at the RBC,
fourth at the Travelers, and he's top ten here I
think three years since twenty twenty two, so he plays
well here and to hedge a little bit, I did
two units on Fitzpatrick top twenty at minus one ten,
then JJ Spahn top twenty at plus two hundred.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
He's played actually.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Really really really bad here, but his last seven events
he's played really well. He's top or top twenty and
five of those and he's fifth on tour and approach
shots which at a link style course, rightnks take it,
and then parlay. I don't know anything about tennis because
I'm not talking to Shay's tennis coach. So Joannick Centner
(16:14):
minus two fifty to win at Wimbledon, and I'm going
to parlay that with Scottie Scheffler. Scotti Scheffler top twenty
at the Scottish Open. That pays out minus one twenty
in a parlay.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Fuck that parlay. That's the lamest parlay I ever seen. Ray,
that's a way.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That is bad.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
It's bad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I mean, you're not going out on a limb here,
here's some money, come on.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
But it's minus one twenty. I'm not like talking it
up like it's a plus five hundred parlay.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
She didn't be talking about it at all.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
How about you be you be the house and then
I'll bet against you.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, I'll book your fucking ship all day. That's perfect.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I would I think any of us would be more
than a happy booking any.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Of our action. I'll book.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I would take Dylan. Yeah, Dan, you could be making I.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Would be retire early, long run.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Let's go anything else.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
World Cup France Uzman Dembele to score at plus one seventy.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now you're showing off.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, what happened to Portugo and Caraco Portigo?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Now you're Portego U and Bobe is going to demand
a lot of attention. Tom Belly is really really good.
He's kind of the forgotten star there. He scored four
goals in five games.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I think so.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
I think they're just going to lock in on on Boppe,
try to get try to stop Bob.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
All right, Dylan, all right, Dan, I actually got some
American Century Championship bets in. I put him in yesterday, okay,
at our lovely hotel. I've got reigning champ Joe Pavelski
to win plus three oh five. Our friend Taylor Twelman
to win plus sixteen hundred. He said he shot a
five under.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Win five under, and when we saw him, I think
on Tuesday he plus sixteen hundred. Yeah, not bad, right,
he could play for a soccer player.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Patrick Peterson plus twenty thousand. We'll sprinkle on that ten
bucks one's two grand in okay. And then because I
saw him chipping yesterday and he looked pretty dial, then
Adam Feeling plus two thousand, and then Barkley to finish
better than sixty three and a half on the leader board,
which is plus one forty.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Where was he last year? Worse? Like eighty something worse? Yeah?
World Cup?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yep, like my esteemed colleague hailing from France. Right now,
I got Morocco money line against France plus two eighty
and then I got a parlay all the games, then
Morocco money line, Norway money line, Spain money line, Argentina money.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Line plus seventeen forty five.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Okay, I'm looking at Barkley's finishes. It just goes last
in twenty seventeen last, and twenty sixteen last, and twenty
fourteen last, and twenty twelve last, and twenty ten last,
in two thousand and nine, and it just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, but recently he's better. Yeah, he actually he's playing,
he's playing.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Okay, he did beat I think if it might not
have been last year, might have been the year before
that he did beat his like finishing over under prop.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
Yeah, he finished twenty fourth last year, I think is
what I'm looking at. No shot, No, he really was
a stable Ford scoring and he eagled which is a
lot of points.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, on the final round. Wait, he finished in twenty
fourth place.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
It's his playing along side Nate Borgatzi and Larry Larry
the Cable Guy. He shot an eighty one for the
day with a fifty fourth hole tournament, which placed him
at twenty fourth in a ninety man field.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Wow, but that might have just been for the day.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
That's also a good point.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
By the way, Larry the Cable Guy. He's still out
here being Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Oh yeah, he was there with his like I think
it was maybe his kids and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They're all in camo. Yeah. Well he's got the sleeveless shirt. Yeah,
music blarin.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yesterday they were talking about how you have to wear
pants and an ice hard shirt, and I just looked
to my left and I just see Larry the Cable
Guy in full camo shorts and a.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Cutoff Larry the Cable Guy. We ran into some celebrities
at the pairings party, Jay. I don't know if you
get caught up in being around celebrities, but we got
Although some of the guys they were excited to see
son Jay Gupta from CNN The Goop, The Guperinator, we
(20:09):
saw Larry David curb your enthusiasm. We we set a
low to these celebrities. Dylan Dryer from The Today Show,
meteorologist Steph Curry. We didn't say he lo to, but
we saw. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
I tried to say hello. I got as close to
us as I as I could to him.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I know, I had my guys creeping on him. They're
they're kind of they want to see how tall he
is and raised what six' three, yeah six three. Yeah
So ray's trying to inch over to where The curries
are holding court With Vince carter And Big. Day rays
trying to see if he's his Tallest Steph, curry AND i,
said if you're six to, three then you're his Tallest Steph.
(20:52):
Curry you don't have to go over there and be
like leaning in seeing if he could measure himself With Steph.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Curry, YEAH i think it's even. WORSE i actually didn't
even want to say. HI i just wanted to see
him measure how?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
TALL i think raised six. TOO i think he's full of.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Shit, wow six two or six two probably in socks
six three and.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Shoes we're doing. That, yeah that's why you wear. Shoes
then they place your six shoes and know you're. Weird chinese,
shoes very.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Comfortable what are those?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Shoes they Are?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Chinese they were, LIKE i got like three pairs of
these for like seventy bucks On, instagram AND i can
just beat the shit out of, Them SO i like.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
THEM i got a pair of. Those those are the
big what.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
This is late stage. Capitalism you're buying shoes made by
a seven year old of one arm just where we're.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All we've been doing that for. Years you Have nike
this just in.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Just look at that ship you can Get.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You can buy an excavator ON, tmu A facebook. MARKETPLACE
i can you you love. FACEBO i bought My reef
shoes very. COMFORTABLE i like. Those yeah they're nice and
you don't have to tie them the laces already.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Times you know, what did you have a pair of
the reef flip flops with the bottle opener in the.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Bottom those were all the. Rage it. Was it was
kind of funny because they're.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Nasty it's on the bottle, openers on the soul of
the flip.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Flop so you take a beer and go, LIKE i
don't know where this thing's.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Been you got to scrape off the gum on the.
Bottom those were big for a while.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Though.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Everyone, Yeah i'm not a flip flop. Guy i'm not.
EITHER i don't like SEEING i don't like seeing dudes
with open toast sandals ate it like jeans and flip. Flops,
yeah not Under what about? Crocs, Uh i'm. Okay when
you wear your, Crocs i'm. Okay well you have a
pair of, those like kind of Like. ADIDAS i. DID i,
(22:38):
did and then McLevin got a pair and THEN i stopped. Wearing, yes,
YEAH i just saw. Mcleven he came out. Here, yeah
McLevin stopped. BY i guess he's seeing his parents In San.
FRANCISCO i think he had to borrow raised the.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Way of course he has parents Of San. Francisco of
COURSE i.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
DID i. DID i ran into him, too and he
was like hey.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
DOING i was, like oh. Good he's like do you
have a belt? ON i was like, yeah, Why he's,
like mine's too, big give me. YOURS i was, like
nice to see.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Wow so it raised down a belt or actually you
got a belt a? Big is it too?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Big?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
YEAH i have mcloven's belt Or andrew's belt.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
On, right and you should sell that thing on.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
eBay yeah, right it's a little it's a little.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
LOOSE i haven't sign.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
It.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Man you're going through cigarettes, there.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Dude but, oh by the fucking, way you know why
Fucking france outlawed all nicotine. Pouches, okay there's no. ZINS
i can't put it anything between my chiek and. Gum
it's all.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Gone you're gonna act like you would be smoking less
cigarettes even if you could get the nicotine pouches on thousand.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Percent dude only brought a couple of cans with, me
AND i show up and they're like, no, no, No like
what the, Fuck, hey.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You weren't allowed to bring that into the.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Country they're cheaper in this here in the, country. Dude
you go By, italy they got fourteen milli grand. MOTHERFUCKERS
i go hammer those and they're cheaper than the ore
in The. STATES i ever bring them To.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Europe, well then wait till you get To.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Italy it's me smoking more.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
DAIY i know it's one vice that you, know you
put down one bice and you pick up another.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
One, yeah a story about fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Life is this THE b AND b that you guys
are renting?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Out, yeah there's a little think it looks right like
that will sell you.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
And that looks. Nice, YEAH i guess what it. Does
then you.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Remember there's no A c and you turn on the.
Oven it feels like you're In dante's fucking. Inferno there's no.
Point fucked it? Up, man have you been?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Cooking try?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
To there's a grocery there's right, by the best market
in the world of March a provincial or some. Shit it's.
Famous hey by there was LIKE i got a watermelon
there today and uh some tomatoes and ship and uh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Hey the the heat is a real thing though In,
france Because ray of course did research on the number
of people who died In france During june with the
heat wave twenty seven. Hundred.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Really, Yeah, erica Baby. America we might have, shootings but
we ain't dying from Fucking new Ac i'll say.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
That.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
UH i think that's. IT i think we've accomplished what
we needed to. Accomplish and, uh when are you coming
back state? Side as they like to, say.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Uh the twenty. FOURTH i don't. KNOW i don't.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Know you must make a lot of money because you
go out on these, tours you're over In, europe you
bring the, Family mike an Oh, man you're crushing.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It we're. Not we brought the kids with. Us this
is way cheaper The sleepway. Camp all three kids going
To sleepway camps and fucking, Fortunes so we do this shit.
Instead it's way, better except you're around your.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Kids the last time you were gone to we asked
when how long you would be there and you said
three weeks and it was actually you had three more days,
Left so can we trust you on?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
This, no three more days? Left where?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Here but where were you last?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Time, Italy, German, Italy?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Venice, yeah we asked you how long you were going
to be, there like three weeks and you're, like actually
it's three days.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
NOW i think that was when he was in he
was In austria trying to enroll in art. SCHOOL a fuck.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
OFF i already.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Accepted all, right, well my best of the family as,
always and thanks for joining.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Us, yeah thank you, All, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Thank you, all. Motherfuckers yeah so For shay and irving
in The south Of, France big De Ray dylan of
course yours, truly this has Been Dan patrick takes a.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Gamble shoo
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay. Well,
here we are in Tahoe. Dan Patrick takes a gamble
and of course in Tahoe you tend to gamble, and uh,
Dylan is here, big de Ray and Shay gambled by
going into Paris, France. Why you don't even like France.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Nobody likes France. It's the people that ruin it. I
mean the south of France. So it's really it's like
nice and the roommate want to do it. It's cheaper
than sleep aways. We brought all the kids and it
was my turn to book stuff and I fucked it up.
Why there's no ac the whole fucking place. I didn't
read the description. I got fucked. There's new ace.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They never have any seaking out.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And nobody's sleeping. I told them, while there's a see if.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
There ain't no c h. But you're able to smoke
everywhere you go.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's great, even the kids smoke.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
How long are you there for? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's another problem. So we're supposed to go to Italy,
which I haven't booked those flights yet. And the roommate
wants to stay here longer at this place because it's
so like fucking provincial or whatever. But I got no
fight with the hostess pretty badly on the first night,
so she doesn't want me to stay any longer. And
I don't know how to I don't know how to
(01:32):
square that circle.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, wait a minute, you got you got into an
argument with the hostess.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, or the representative of the hostess, whatever, whoever, whatever,
she's on the gin. She's like the lady that lets
you in. She's a fucking rack, dude. French. The French
are all in secure, they all hate themselves, they all
wish they're American, and this lady has no husband, no wife,
no kids, and she's just bitters. It was bad.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You do not know if she doesn't have a husband
or or kids.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We got into it, Yeah I do, Yeah, I do.
We got into it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You called her out for that, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She was like three minutes in. She starts yawing about
American politics, as if you know I'm a campaign manager
for the Trump administration starts going off about that, and
then she tells me that she hates the fake niceties
of American people and she would just prefer grumpiness and
blunting us. And I was like, Oh, you fucking got it.
I'll give it you. We got into it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Dylan has been on a roll, literally on a roll
here in Tallahoe, and this is going to drive you
crazy shape. So there's a guy that I know who
works with us out here. He's been playing Keno and
you love Keno the last two nights. I don't know
what he did last night. The previous two nights he
made twenty four thousand dollars playing Keino.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Fuck up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, And I immediately thought of you, because nobody loves
Keno quite like you do. But this guy's got it down, man,
He's got it down to a science.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Killing me French, you know, has been killing me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh you're doing French, fran Uh Now, Dylan twenty three
consecutive roles on the crap Table craps Table last night.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, we had, We went on a little bit of
a heater, but the craps Table has been.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Very nice to us, and normally it is not.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Dan Now I wanna hang up. I'm gonna hang up.
How much did you win? How much did you win?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like eight hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I hate you, dude, that's not what you wouldn't want.
Eight thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I was gonna say twenty three in a row.
I gave it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
We would have been fucking getting kicked out of there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I gave you guys one hundred dollars chip last night. Well,
that's actually a funny story about that. I did not.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I think I was in the bathroom when you were
handing out the chips, so I didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So these two ding dongs come in.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
They're like, we're gonna put them both on black on Roulette,
and I was like cool, So I put one hundred
bucks of my own money on red and red and
they were like, you fucking ass motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
That was so tough.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I knew we were trying to get there before Dylan
got there, because I knew exactly what he was going
to do, and we had our chips in and then
the lady or the guy spun the way.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Dylan's like, can I still get in here?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
And he's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like, I'll
do one hundred on red and it's just boom.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You and Marvin. I gave one hundred dollars chips too, Mario, oh, Mario, Okay,
I couldn't remember who I gave chips to, but uh yeah,
I didn't even I didn't go well it worked out though. Yeah,
I was gonna say, but so you guys did craps
table Roulette won some blackjack actually too. Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Jack has been a dog fight this week.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
He's been down to literally just punch drunk.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And he's like, I'm putting it all in number one
hand to blackjack, and he's like, all right, I'm ready
to leave.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
The first three nights, I think I was down to
my last twenty five dollars and I just go all in,
go all in, go all in. And I get back
to even I'm like, all right, we're leaving.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
But it's just a sweat for.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
For treading water. We got to play the golf course.
It was Dylan Big Da Ray, myself and Mario and
we had fun. The course was, you know, really challenging.
The greens were really tough. We had beers, we had transfusions. Yeah,
we had bloody Mary's delicious bloody marries. Yeah, it was
(05:11):
a good day. It was so long. Yeah, it was
a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It was the most fun north of five hour round
of golf I've probably ever.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Played five hours.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, and it was hot. It was a hot five hours. Yeah,
it was. It was warm. It was just slow play
and the people in front of us said that we
were hitting the ball into them, which because we just
had fucking nukes over here.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah. Yeah. Although Dylan had a couple three hundred yard drives,
I mean he pounded it. You would add a boner. Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Hart fills have been taken. I'm already had a stiff
breeze or hit me.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
The problem was I think both of those holes. Actually
I think I parted one of them, Like any of
those long drives I hit the I almost bogied or
worse every single one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So recapping from last week, Ray lost a unit but
still up seven and a half. Lost two units, he's
minus thirteen and a half. Dylan lost two units, he's
minus thirty nine and a half. But you still have
Morocco to win the World Cup, to win it all.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And you know what, I'm making it back, slowly but
surely playing table games.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So We'll see how long that lasts. We received an
angry email regarding our discussion on the dumbest and fattest states.
Ray's research said West Virginia is the capital of both.
A fan followed up with a link to an article
proving West Virginia was actually the forty ninth smartest state,
(06:35):
with Louisiana close behind at fiftieth. What a brag. We're
not fiftieth, we're forty ninth.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
That's exactly how the email was, gotchay.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He must have sent that email from Ohio because they
ain't got fucking internet.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
The email was very strongly worded.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
He's like, you're an idiot. We're actually forty ninth. We're
not fiftieth.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's the funniest like correction. Everybody, get it right. We're
not the fattest, were the second fattest.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, he said that for the guy who's supposed to
be doing all the research. He turns out that I'm
from Louisiana because I'm dumbst one on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
If I can't get that right.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wow wow good. But you can't say like forty ninth
smartest state. I think you have to say next to
last dumbest state. Yeah, the second dumbest state. Yeah, yeah,
because smartest state. You're like forty nine smartest state. Oh
oh yeah on an island. That doesn't sound bad? No, no, uh,
anything to recap. Uh you guys, did you guys all
(07:32):
lose on Joey Chestnut over under?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I took the under, Dylan, I took the under.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, oh that's Shade did Shade did? It's still discussing.
I was more impressed with the guy drinking the lemonade.
It is if you watch it from start to finish.
First of all, there's also a guy like two.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Away from him with a mohawk who projectile vomits lemonade
like halfway through a gallon of lemonade in twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, Shade. A couple of nights ago, we go to
the Himmel Else Yeah hoss h a U s yes
and uh there was a guy at the bar and
he was drinking some huge container of beer and turned
out it was five leaders of beer. Yeah, so those
(08:15):
steins are a leader and he had to do it
in under an hour, okay, and he did. He did.
He did five liters of beer in forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yes, and he was there with his wife. His wife
is the one who encouraged him to do it. It sounds
like an awesome lady.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Did he have any cocaine aware?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He actually, because right now, wait, does that help you drink?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hell? Yeah, brother, it's like a wonder drug.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Now. I don't think it helps you drink.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I think it helps you sober up if you're really wasted.
But it actually, I feel like you drink slower with cocaine.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, because you're.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Talking the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Disagreeing, disagreeing.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But he's an aberration, so he is an expert.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Isn't it like water?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I just called gin water. If I'm doing to blow,
it's water.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But this guy was there and it's a it's a
huge container and you have to lift it up like
it's it's like Stanley cup. And he's lifting it up
drinking out of that and he looked there, Yes, they're
right at the bar. He looked pretty he wasted. He looked,
how many beers is it? Ray?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Fourteen fourteen beers?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, fourteen beers in forty minutes. That's not bad. The
first fifteen minutes when we saw his eyes were glassy
like he looked he was red yes, and he rallied
and uh. We had a husband and wife who were
fans of the show and they came up. I thought
that they were the parents of, you know, the guy
at the bar. And they came up today after the
(09:47):
show and I go, uh, so did he do it?
And they go yeah, forty minutes yes. I like, they're
all proud of him. I know. And I said did
anybody check on him since then? And they go no,
she goes, we don't even know him. I said, oh,
I thought you were like grandparents parents, they were just
hanging out with this guy. Yeah, they didn't know him.
(10:08):
This guy's over there. I mean, somebody should check on him.
He's been sleeping it off for a couple of days.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yes, Ray, did you guys see that there was a
guy celebrating the World Cup that was announced missing and
they just found him at a random pub like a
month later, just still celebrating the win. He's like, I
didn't know people were looking for me, So I immediately
thought of I was like that, Oh, was he at
the Travelers Travelers Championship sounds.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Like a bipolar one episode?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, are you so? You can't even drink the wine
over there?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'm okay with that. Everybody's so pretentious about the ship
here anyway, like they're so fucking boring, Like it's you know,
everybody is like, oh, the French are rude. They are.
They're all fucking rude, all of them.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And now now the World Cup's going on, they're maybe
pregame in. Since fucking sunrise, this whole town is getting
lit up. It's crazy. They're gonna do one in the market,
like a huge fucking screen. But he skives Moroccos, So
there's gonna be a fucking race riot no matter what happened.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Are you are you rooting for Morocco?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah? Fuck yeah, I'm putting it all on Morocco. Let's
fucking go tight win great.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh, let's see Ray. Anything you want to divulge after
last week.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Joey Chestnut, I think the heat played a factor. I
think the heat played a factor there.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I just think he's now he's mailing and mailing and it.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Well, he just knows he can win it every time.
He doesn't have to eat seventy five hot dogs. He
can cruise, and there was sixty six and still win.
I think he ate fifteen more than the guy who
came in second, who's still imagine eating fifty hot dogs
in ten minutes and everyone's like, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
What I get confused about is why are people showing up?
Like some guy ate thirteen, Like, why even show up?
You know, it's not even like you're close? His record's
probably what twenty if you're eating thirteen?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, he's even show I just wanted seven hot times.
I mean sometimes a sixteen seat or a playing team.
That's true, You're you're not gonna win, but you just
want to show up to.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Be the un guys.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Yeah, someone attacked him what two years ago and he
still won by like ten hot doggs.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
The guy in the Darth Vader match who was protesting
Joey Chestnut mid hot dog puts him in a headlock.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Was cool.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That was fucking awesome, Dylan, anything you would like to
recapture here?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Just I had the under on the Joey chessnick And
actually the last time we did this episode was when
Turkey played the US that Turkey money line at the Buzzer.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That was nice And that's really the only thing I
want to talk about. What about the uh the group
stage of goals. Oh yeah, was it to twenty to.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Twenty three and a half to twenty plus? You had
from plus one seventy Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And how many goals were scored.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
There was a record amount of goals this year at
two fifteen and you still yeah, didn't win a record
breaking performance.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I literally was like I was.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Going to check the bet slip, like after that round
was done, thinking like, oh, they they've been fucking lighting
it up. That thing had a cruiser and they're like
most goals ever two point fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It was a soccer fucking one.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That Taylor Swift got married this year.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Bet.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I want that on the record.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Uh, I won that bet too, But what if if
it gets annulled and they still got married.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But still we gotta we gotta bet on babies next.
We gotta start betting on babies.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Like fighting each other.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I'd love that.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I already know she's gonna be like she's getting pregnant tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, I don't know. I think she might do a surrogate.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
No, that would be controversial.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, I'm just saying just so she doesn't have to
take off. Yeah, I mean she's she's a busy lady
at a TM. Yeah. I mean, you know, she's she's,
she's she doesn't need any more cash though. No, well
I've never met somebody who said, ah, I can't take
any more money. But like you don't like if you
have a billion is a trillionaire? Yeah, but he need
(13:52):
to stop, Okay, but he didn't stop. Bill Gates didn't stop.
Like none of these guys, none of these the Walton family, Walmart.
They don't go, man, well, everything is gonna be cut and.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hand well kinda the fucking Sacklers.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's true. I think they were forced to stop. They
were forced We have bets this week, but apparently Shay
Ray didn't get your bets.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah. The only bet I care about is how to
piss off my Airbnb host. It's called Morocco to win,
Morocco to tie fucking Hammertown. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I like that Ray Ray, who does more research than
everybody combined. What bets do you have this week?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I'm going I'm gonna start with the NBA Summer League. Dan,
this is getting very dark. But Piston's first round pick
Ibuka Akory over fourteen and a half points against the
Sixers totally. He led the acc in scoring at Stanford,
which is still weird to say, and he was six
in the entire country. He had thirty six against you
and c in an upset last year. I like it
(14:56):
for the Summer League. We needed someone to create for
Kate Unneham. They'renna give him the rain and.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
He's gonna spend twenty a nerd the ISCO Championship. I
think that's correct. Max Homa top twenty.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
It's a really weak field and Holm has played really
good golf as of late. Three States, three straight top
twenty fives, and he finished second at the John Deer
last week. I didn't recognize almost anybody else in that field,
so I'm taking home until you do top.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Twenty Scottish Open.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
I put these in before it started, so I'm just
letting everyone know.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, we'll allow it. Ray just because you're new.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Here, Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Matthew Fitzpatrick to win at plus twenty two hundred, he's
been really close to getting some wins. Second at the RBC,
fourth at the Travelers, and he's top ten here I
think three years since twenty twenty two, so he plays
well here and to hedge a little bit, I did
two units on Fitzpatrick top twenty at minus one ten,
then JJ Spahn top twenty at plus two hundred.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
He's played actually.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Really really really bad here, but his last seven events
he's played really well. He's top or top twenty and
five of those and he's fifth on tour and approach
shots which at a link style course, rightnks take it,
and then parlay. I don't know anything about tennis because
I'm not talking to Shay's tennis coach. So Joannick Centner
(16:14):
minus two fifty to win at Wimbledon, and I'm going
to parlay that with Scottie Scheffler. Scotti Scheffler top twenty
at the Scottish Open. That pays out minus one twenty
in a parlay.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Fuck that parlay. That's the lamest parlay I ever seen. Ray,
that's a way.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That is bad.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
It's bad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I mean, you're not going out on a limb here,
here's some money, come on.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
But it's minus one twenty. I'm not like talking it
up like it's a plus five hundred parlay.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
She didn't be talking about it at all.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
How about you be you be the house and then
I'll bet against you.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, I'll book your fucking ship all day. That's perfect.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I would I think any of us would be more
than a happy booking any.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Of our action. I'll book.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I would take Dylan. Yeah, Dan, you could be making I.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Would be retire early, long run.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Let's go anything else.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
World Cup France Uzman Dembele to score at plus one seventy.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now you're showing off.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, what happened to Portugo and Caraco Portigo?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Now you're Portego U and Bobe is going to demand
a lot of attention. Tom Belly is really really good.
He's kind of the forgotten star there. He scored four
goals in five games.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I think so.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
I think they're just going to lock in on on Boppe,
try to get try to stop Bob.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
All right, Dylan, all right, Dan, I actually got some
American Century Championship bets in. I put him in yesterday, okay,
at our lovely hotel. I've got reigning champ Joe Pavelski
to win plus three oh five. Our friend Taylor Twelman
to win plus sixteen hundred. He said he shot a
five under.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Win five under, and when we saw him, I think
on Tuesday he plus sixteen hundred. Yeah, not bad, right,
he could play for a soccer player.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Patrick Peterson plus twenty thousand. We'll sprinkle on that ten
bucks one's two grand in okay. And then because I
saw him chipping yesterday and he looked pretty dial, then
Adam Feeling plus two thousand, and then Barkley to finish
better than sixty three and a half on the leader board,
which is plus one forty.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Where was he last year? Worse? Like eighty something worse? Yeah?
World Cup?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yep, like my esteemed colleague hailing from France. Right now,
I got Morocco money line against France plus two eighty
and then I got a parlay all the games, then
Morocco money line, Norway money line, Spain money line, Argentina money.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Line plus seventeen forty five.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Okay, I'm looking at Barkley's finishes. It just goes last
in twenty seventeen last, and twenty sixteen last, and twenty
fourteen last, and twenty twelve last, and twenty ten last,
in two thousand and nine, and it just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, but recently he's better. Yeah, he actually he's playing,
he's playing.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Okay, he did beat I think if it might not
have been last year, might have been the year before
that he did beat his like finishing over under prop.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
Yeah, he finished twenty fourth last year, I think is
what I'm looking at. No shot, No, he really was
a stable Ford scoring and he eagled which is a
lot of points.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, on the final round. Wait, he finished in twenty
fourth place.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
It's his playing along side Nate Borgatzi and Larry Larry
the Cable Guy. He shot an eighty one for the
day with a fifty fourth hole tournament, which placed him
at twenty fourth in a ninety man field.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Wow, but that might have just been for the day.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
That's also a good point.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
By the way, Larry the Cable Guy. He's still out
here being Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Oh yeah, he was there with his like I think
it was maybe his kids and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They're all in camo. Yeah. Well he's got the sleeveless shirt. Yeah,
music blarin.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yesterday they were talking about how you have to wear
pants and an ice hard shirt, and I just looked
to my left and I just see Larry the Cable
Guy in full camo shorts and a.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Cutoff Larry the Cable Guy. We ran into some celebrities
at the pairings party, Jay. I don't know if you
get caught up in being around celebrities, but we got
Although some of the guys they were excited to see
son Jay Gupta from CNN The Goop, The Guperinator, we
(20:09):
saw Larry David curb your enthusiasm. We we set a
low to these celebrities. Dylan Dryer from The Today Show,
meteorologist Steph Curry. We didn't say he lo to, but
we saw. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
I tried to say hello. I got as close to
us as I as I could to him.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I know, I had my guys creeping on him. They're
they're kind of they want to see how tall he
is and raised what six' three, yeah six three. Yeah
So ray's trying to inch over to where The curries
are holding court With Vince carter And Big. Day rays
trying to see if he's his Tallest Steph, curry AND i,
said if you're six to, three then you're his Tallest Steph.
(20:52):
Curry you don't have to go over there and be
like leaning in seeing if he could measure himself With Steph.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Curry, YEAH i think it's even. WORSE i actually didn't
even want to say. HI i just wanted to see
him measure how?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
TALL i think raised six. TOO i think he's full of.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Shit, wow six two or six two probably in socks
six three and.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Shoes we're doing. That, yeah that's why you wear. Shoes
then they place your six shoes and know you're. Weird chinese,
shoes very.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Comfortable what are those?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Shoes they Are?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Chinese they were, LIKE i got like three pairs of
these for like seventy bucks On, instagram AND i can
just beat the shit out of, Them SO i like.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
THEM i got a pair of. Those those are the
big what.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
This is late stage. Capitalism you're buying shoes made by
a seven year old of one arm just where we're.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All we've been doing that for. Years you Have nike
this just in.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Just look at that ship you can Get.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You can buy an excavator ON, tmu A facebook. MARKETPLACE
i can you you love. FACEBO i bought My reef
shoes very. COMFORTABLE i like. Those yeah they're nice and
you don't have to tie them the laces already.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Times you know, what did you have a pair of
the reef flip flops with the bottle opener in the.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Bottom those were all the. Rage it. Was it was
kind of funny because they're.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Nasty it's on the bottle, openers on the soul of
the flip.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Flop so you take a beer and go, LIKE i
don't know where this thing's.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Been you got to scrape off the gum on the.
Bottom those were big for a while.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Though.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Everyone, Yeah i'm not a flip flop. Guy i'm not.
EITHER i don't like SEEING i don't like seeing dudes
with open toast sandals ate it like jeans and flip. Flops,
yeah not Under what about? Crocs, Uh i'm. Okay when
you wear your, Crocs i'm. Okay well you have a
pair of, those like kind of Like. ADIDAS i. DID i,
(22:38):
did and then McLevin got a pair and THEN i stopped. Wearing, yes,
YEAH i just saw. Mcleven he came out. Here, yeah
McLevin stopped. BY i guess he's seeing his parents In San.
FRANCISCO i think he had to borrow raised the.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Way of course he has parents Of San. Francisco of
COURSE i.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
DID i. DID i ran into him, too and he
was like hey.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
DOING i was, like oh. Good he's like do you
have a belt? ON i was like, yeah, Why he's,
like mine's too, big give me. YOURS i was, like
nice to see.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Wow so it raised down a belt or actually you
got a belt a? Big is it too?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Big?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
YEAH i have mcloven's belt Or andrew's belt.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
On, right and you should sell that thing on.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
eBay yeah, right it's a little it's a little.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
LOOSE i haven't sign.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
It.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Man you're going through cigarettes, there.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Dude but, oh by the fucking, way you know why
Fucking france outlawed all nicotine. Pouches, okay there's no. ZINS
i can't put it anything between my chiek and. Gum
it's all.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Gone you're gonna act like you would be smoking less
cigarettes even if you could get the nicotine pouches on thousand.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Percent dude only brought a couple of cans with, me
AND i show up and they're like, no, no, No like
what the, Fuck, hey.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You weren't allowed to bring that into the.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Country they're cheaper in this here in the, country. Dude
you go By, italy they got fourteen milli grand. MOTHERFUCKERS
i go hammer those and they're cheaper than the ore
in The. STATES i ever bring them To.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Europe, well then wait till you get To.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Italy it's me smoking more.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
DAIY i know it's one vice that you, know you
put down one bice and you pick up another.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
One, yeah a story about fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Life is this THE b AND b that you guys
are renting?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Out, yeah there's a little think it looks right like
that will sell you.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
And that looks. Nice, YEAH i guess what it. Does
then you.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Remember there's no A c and you turn on the.
Oven it feels like you're In dante's fucking. Inferno there's no.
Point fucked it? Up, man have you been?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Cooking try?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
To there's a grocery there's right, by the best market
in the world of March a provincial or some. Shit it's.
Famous hey by there was LIKE i got a watermelon
there today and uh some tomatoes and ship and uh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Hey the the heat is a real thing though In,
france Because ray of course did research on the number
of people who died In france During june with the
heat wave twenty seven. Hundred.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Really, Yeah, erica Baby. America we might have, shootings but
we ain't dying from Fucking new Ac i'll say.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
That.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
UH i think that's. IT i think we've accomplished what
we needed to. Accomplish and, uh when are you coming
back state? Side as they like to, say.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Uh the twenty. FOURTH i don't. KNOW i don't.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Know you must make a lot of money because you
go out on these, tours you're over In, europe you
bring the, Family mike an Oh, man you're crushing.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It we're. Not we brought the kids with. Us this
is way cheaper The sleepway. Camp all three kids going
To sleepway camps and fucking, Fortunes so we do this shit.
Instead it's way, better except you're around your.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Kids the last time you were gone to we asked
when how long you would be there and you said
three weeks and it was actually you had three more days,
Left so can we trust you on?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
This, no three more days? Left where?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Here but where were you last?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Time, Italy, German, Italy?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Venice, yeah we asked you how long you were going
to be, there like three weeks and you're, like actually
it's three days.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
NOW i think that was when he was in he
was In austria trying to enroll in art. SCHOOL a fuck.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
OFF i already.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Accepted all, right, well my best of the family as,
always and thanks for joining.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Us, yeah thank you, All, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Thank you, all. Motherfuckers yeah so For shay and irving
in The south Of, France big De Ray dylan of
course yours, truly this has Been Dan patrick takes a.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Gamble shoo
Host
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