July 16, 2026 • 33 mins
On this episode, Shea complains about his trip to Italy. The guys make their picks alongside a special guest appearance from the roommate!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble and our new set.
We have a podcast studio. Yeah, so we have all
of these words behind us. If you're not able to
watch this, but I encourage you to watch this at
least once because all of the gambling terminology illuminated in
(00:39):
neon behind us.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Loser, idios, Stop, Shae, Shay double down.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, full disclosure. By the way, Shae is joining us
from Italy. We'll get to that in the moment. I
believe it's Italy, right, Okay. When we first got these
different panels and I'm just looking through and I'm going,
oh wow, okay, wait a minute, how do you spell
straight S t R I G H T And I go,
(01:09):
that's wrong straight? Yeah, And then bonus was misspelled.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
How do you miss spelled bonus?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't know, but I think it was b O
n A S bonus.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I think an Australian must have put the words on there.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, no, no, it's a wonderful set designer, a husband
and wife. They do incredible work, fantastic. And then I
said to uh Joe and Rachel, Uh, did anybody read
this because you misspelled three words here?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, I think we can actually blame the big german
for asking for the words in the first place, if
we really want to go to the source.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Wow. Yeah, and he gave him. He threw some curveballs
at him, like straight and bonus.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay, but those are normal terminology. Well the g H
T and straight that's a little tricky, okay. Uh, we
got bonus twice on the same panel after the misspell
the double bonus. Yes, so we have four panels here
with all these words that are beautifully illuminated, and three
(02:13):
of the four had misspellings, and then one had a
crack in it. Yeah, and uh so we unveiled it
and then we find out that Shay is going to
go over to Italy and France and you weren't able
to be here for the big unveiling.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, that's the most impressed, well, second most depressing part
of this trip.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What's the first France?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, but you got out, Yeah, you got out.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, thank god, thank god, we got the hell out
of here. I'm in Italy.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Now we're in an It's Umbria. Umbria.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Umbria's a bunch of hills.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's like Tuscany, bit cheaper.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You hate France so much? Your dressed like the Ayatola.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
You like this dude.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I got missed off an Indian fella at the Leaning
Tower of National Shame.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
He was hawking.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Wait wait, you went to the Leaning tail her Pisa.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, so did you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do anything where you put your finger there?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And I bet you did. You definitely don't.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I will put if Barb shows up, she probably will.
If Barb comes wander out here, you can ask her.
The kids did all that shit. They've been talking about
it for years. Nobody wanted to do it. It was
late at night. Barb made us do it. The kids
didn't want to do it. And then I saw this
Indian dude hawking these and he wasn't doing it. He's
sure as hell wasn't sweating it. I was like a
whore in church and I was like, give me one
of those motherfuckers. Dude, it looks nice. Linen, yeah, hell yeah,
(03:32):
it's linen man. Maybe by some kid, that is the
best linen. It looks nice, soft hands. Now did your
wife make her social media debut?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, she's all over dude, she's barb is what is
all over the internet?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
What happened? I'm right here, No, what happened to her?
Oh Jesus Christ. Well, it's like every.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Other you know, Tom Dick and Harry that looks like
me or a way, like worst version of me was
in her DMS or hitting her up on the re
quest friend real quest.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Friend cues, She's like, dude, what the fuck did you
do to me?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
She did that to herself though?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How was she unveiled on social media? Is what I
want to know.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh, we did a we did a podcast, the Relationship
one where we almost got divorced.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Dylan was there and moderated it.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, but then like Instagram, she yeah, she just got
unveiled via Instagram recently and that was kind of a
she's private, but it's just you know, dudes, I want
to know bar which sucks for her.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Yes, Ray, yeah, that was kind of your fault. You
re shared a link on Instagram which went right to
her Instagram page, which I was going to worry.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
I was going to warn you about that, but I
figured you kind of knew.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
That, what though, I don't fucking know that. I don't
know about Instagram.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah, so you just directed all your followers to her page.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Damn stupid.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well she was an woman.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, all right, Danny, let's just stop.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, I'm just saying she's a nice person.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I see you with your stems out. I know you
wanted her to watch this ship.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She want do you want to later? Do you want
her to see my legs right now?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do not get away?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm so tall.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Up?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So uh yeah, it's uh, it's a new us here,
Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Uh let me let me
recap here. Oh, by the way, did you find your dip?
Remember you were whining when you were in France.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I crossed the border. No free ads.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
But they make this ship in Italy about a sleeve
of these sons, a bitch, it's fourteen milligram. I ain't
banging heaters right now, dude, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Does he give you a buzz?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah? It gives me even man like. It's the best.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It just gets the neutral. Oh it does yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh no, but I had a bus I was thirteen
years old on.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That stops it early on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh, I thought nicotine gives you a buzz.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well I was fourteen, Like, there's no buzz.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, and you know you like at first you probably
even gotten a buzz from a cigar in a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No, I'd still get a buzz.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Really, Yeah, that's because you're drunk.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, no, no, no, I haven't been drunk in a long.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Line drinking having a drink with your cigar.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Actually, we were in Tahoe and we were trying to
find a place to smoke a cigar. Now, they said
you can smoke in the casino, but once you light
up a cigar, everybody turns around to go, who's the
asshole who lit up the cigarh And I didn't want
to do that. Uh So I take the big german
and we go out behind the hotel. We go to
(06:48):
some loading dock in an alley. We grabbed two metal
folding chairs that were really rusty style and we sat there.
I had a beer and I smoked my cigar.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
On the last night we were in Tomahoe.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I saw a couple of crackheads.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It didn't look like it wasn't cigars.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No, I saw a guy uh smoke at a slot
machine smoking a cigar in the casino.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, he looked down on his luck. Well, I'm sure
we did too in an Ali you know. Yeah, uh,
but I then a couple of times perfect, h oh,
we lost you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You didn't spring for the wi fi? Over there?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
They paid all this money for a trip and can't
get click to his phone?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Can wait, what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Got up? I'm back? You know what Italy?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Italy is like the kind of country right, Like the
Wi fi kind of works, cops kind of are illegitimate.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Food's kind of good.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Wait, the food is kind of good.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yes, it's kind of good. I mean it's still pasta
at the end of the fucking day. Like, how hard
is it to fuck up pasta? It's really hard.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Did you guys rent a house?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah? Wow, there's a WiFi better in here so far?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Didn't give it a go.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Find a spot and stay there?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah yeah, why good spot stay? He looks like a
chipmunk with his cheeks are full of dimp or whatever
it is. You're gonna You're gonna happen. You're gonna happen
upon your wife and she'll be in her bikini and
then all of a sudden, social media is going to
town and that'll be our fault. That'll be somehow my fault.
(08:35):
So yeah, are you couscus? He's got couscous behind him?
Are you good? Okay? All right, all right, I take
the white thing. Okay, alright, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Have you made any couscous.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I don't makes man, it's right behind you. Yeah. Right.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
To non believers, h Ray won a half a unit
last week, so you're plus eight. Shaye lost to.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Congrats.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Shaye lost two units, so you're at minus fifteen and
a half. Dylan lost only seven units. Now you're at
minus thirty six and a half. I'm gonna give the
Diego Pavilla Award for this time of the year to
Ray really yeah, because he thought he was being really
really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Thank you for better.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
As soon as it lost, I was like a motherfuck, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What you get news.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You were like, I'm going to bet a parlay center
to win and Scotty to finish twenty center one. Scotty,
Yes he did. Scotty didn't make the cut.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Thirty seven straight top twenty five. So my god, this shucks.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
That was great.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
That's kind of why this award was made for bets
like that.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
That's what you gotta do though, Like if you had
rolled Best Scotty's Top twenty five streak and rolled it
over every time, you would have ten million dollars and
then Ray would have been it on the one when.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He actually lost.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Uh, you guys were worried about etiquette in the casino
in Tahoe, which I was surprised that you were curious
about etiquette because I didn't think you gave it any thought.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Then I have impeccable manners.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, you said you were on a roll. You were
playing crabs. Yeah, and you said you went with twenty
three consecutive.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Roles yea, and then did it again too.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, how much?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Mario?
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Mario rolled on Friday night, enrolled I think thirteen straight
and had seven hard numbers.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, but there is a there.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
So my friend, my friend came out to visit and uh,
we're playing crabs. He has no idea how to play craps.
So he's just like in description, what yeah, crab virgin.
He wasn't rolling, well, he was just yeah, well he
should not have, but he was just like he had
like one hundred dollars on the horn bets and like
seventy on all the hard numbers. It's like Matt slowed
(11:03):
out and Ray at one point was like we went up.
He was up like a couple grand and Ray was like,
do you think you want to cash out?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And he's like, I don't think I will, and then.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Losing everything, not everything, but you know some how much
did you make?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Like a g So what happened was.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
The morning we were leaving, We're like, all right, fuck it,
let's go play a little day craps crabs.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
During the day.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Not good, not good?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Right? Ray? What about you?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
And she was a nasty woman, she was last day
throws everything off. You can't play with a mean craps lady.
I think I made it like eight hundred bucks throughout
this trip.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
All right.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, it was like going up and down, ended up,
pissing away a few hundred on the way up, but
still ended up up.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Shay, all of a sudden is regretting this vacation France.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, all of a sudden, shaking and smoking American spirits
and Nevada Yeah, look at him eating fucking couscous in Italy.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And con joy and pounding dip below baby vo.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That does sound Italian, although they sell them here.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Okay, let me see the video that you posted. You
were betting on a fight between two bugs.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Oh yeah, Come say hi, Barb, Come say hi.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hey, Barb.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Hello, star is born there.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
She is social media star right there.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Won't stop complaining about your vacation.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Complaining about the dudes in her.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Following follow requests, Yeah, have you accepted them?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, don't get into it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah me, I'm weird on the steaming everything.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Everything's good.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah, we're good, Barb.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Did you see my legs? You see.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
This for you stems?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Thank you. There's some scars there too. There's some scars
battle tested battle test.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That was from I.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Told you I played college athletics.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Now I'm going to take down my pants.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You gotta leave a little to the.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Okay, if the camera angles correct, Oh my god. Okay,
first day on the set in Tahoe and I turn
around and I get a Sharon Stone basic instinct moment
from Dylan. Oh it was uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
You had like a perfect line of sight right up
the left leg of my short, which I would have
never known.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh my god, yeah, you're not wearing underwear, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
No I was, but like you know, things get loose.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was It was bad because I turned around and
I went, oh god, come on man, I.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Was just trying to intimidate any guests that we had
on the show.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
He usually pays dudes for the lot of money.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
All right, fucking ros by the way, do you see
that bison that went after.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That gaess and just absolutely fucking flipped him.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Couldn't he have hidden better than playing ring around the
rosie with the tree.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
And then he like popped out and the bison was
like gotcha he gave He was like picker.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
That was laut.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That was a video when I first saw it, and
I was like, all right, that's I'm just so used
to being like that's ai bullshit.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, that didn't feel real. And then I think he
broke his bibula. That's lucky that thing could have he
should be dead, Like, but but how does the bison
just stop there?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think he was like, fucked you up later, bitch.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, But I don't think it's not like a carnivore.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
They kill people all the time.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, but why would you stop. It's like, you know,
you're Tyson and you hit somebody one time, uh, and
then you go Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I actually think that the water buffalo, obviously not that bison,
but in the buffalo family, is like one of the
animals that kills the most people every year.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Number one.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I think the well actually mosquito, but I think the
water buffalo is up there.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Has anybody come in close contact with an animal that
could kill you?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, crocodile?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh yeah, gator?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
What like?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
How how close?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I mean up against the boat?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
I've I've been I've been scuba diving with like sharks
that No, it's cool?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Is that less scary than being up top?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So, I don't like if you're swimming like I would
much rather be scuba diving with a bunch of sharks
around that I can see than like swimming in like
murky water.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
No, I don't want to be in either.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You don't like going in the ocean. No, ocean's great.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I love looking at the ocean.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, you know you're like you like the view, but
you want a boat. I'm a Voyer, Yeah, you're you
and Todd that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
With those stems.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, may and fritzy or voyeurs.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, you're like, you'll do a lake.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You like the lake?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Do you jump in the lake?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I've gone it. Yeah, I jump in the lake. It's
a cold uh no really No, it's like seventy five
degrees really and it's very I have no idea, but
it's very clean lake beautiful.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
But so is that because you like there's not like
sea monsters in there.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, like it is that why you're more inclined to
go swimming in the lake.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I like a pool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay, pool is great.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'd like to know where the bottom is.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I can see it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah. Do you know a bison can run upwards of
forty miles an hour? Seriously you imagine.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They're like an offensive lineman too?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Like there, but but could you imagine you're like, he'll
never get me.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, like I can probably. I probably talk about like
thirty so I got.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I went fishing one time up in British Columbia and
there was a bear and a cub across the uh street.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah yeah, but I saw that in Alaska too, but
I wasn't like.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, but the mom had no interest in us unless
we had gotten close to the cub then there was trouble.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, you don't want to go like you don't want
to go in between. I think elephants are the same
where it's like if you cross and they'll remember you,
they never forget.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I don't forget that.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Guy then then, dude, not that long ago, he's like
one of those dick had just like African trophy hunters
who got just stampeded by the by an elephant.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, they remembered his face for like.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Just went right after him.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
You know who also does that is crow?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Awesome way to go. Awesome way to go.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Crows remember faces forever. So if you mess with one
crow for the rest of your life, they'll like swan
dive bomb you for the rest.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Of your life.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
I thought crows were dumb, No, very smart.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
No, they're smart as shit, but they're evil.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, well they.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Look I think it's crows and any type of like
monkey or anything can use tools, so they're like one
of the smartest.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
All animals with posable thumb should be fucking slaughtered, every
single one of them. We should wipe them all up
the face of the earth. They're the only animals that
can hold guns.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Think about it.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Awesome monkeys, No, dude, I bet you an octopus could
learn to shoot a gun.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Kill them all all right.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
By the way, the uh, there's a hotel that is
offering views of the Strait of horn Mews for fifty
nine dollars a night.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Ye Oman, dude Company Trip Company trip.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It looks gorgeous. By the way, I saw a pictures
like that. Can't be the fucking straight up?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Why fifty you get views?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
By the way, I got to give Dylan before we
get into the bets, sun jaym as we're taping this
is tied at the top of the lead of the
Open Championship. I'm gonna give you credit for sun Jay
im if you want to take him top five, top
ten or to win.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes, so I you know what we can get to that.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, okay, I will let me see if there's anything
to recap with you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Shaye didn't pick any He missed both of his last show.
He had two soccer things. Ray had, Yeah, Tonnis, do
you have anything that you're proud of?
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Corey had exactly twenty points, which I said he would
have twenty points. He had exactly twenty. Okay, the parlay
was not good and it was mon Den Belly scored.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Dylan lost every bet.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, well depending on.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
These celebrity golfer Joe Pavelski shit the bed, he should
have won that thing. Taylor Twelveman though, respect I think
he finished like seventh or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, I don't know. I was just throwing shit
out there. It turns out Marty Fish was the favorite,
and that was the right answer.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
I mean, this whole podcast is Dylan having a problem.
But when you're betting under Charles Barkley's sixty three half, that's.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
When in we're staying at the casino. That price is
up the tournament. So it's like I would have told
you over Yeah, that's trying to be nice. It was
also plus money, so I was like, screw it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Bets this week, Shade, you didn't send in anything.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Shay barely had wi FI. This country's falling apart, like
the Mexico, Europe.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's like the Greece, the Italy.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Is there anything you want to bet?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah, I want to bet the third place game England,
and I want to bet the fucking World Cup.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, are you taking England against France because you hate France.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yes, correct, absolutely, and then I'm gonna take fucking r
and Tina.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I don't, okay.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
I wonder why, dude, I met some Argentinians today.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
They were wider than me.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Dude, Well, actually, I would think you'd be torn because
obviously Argentina and their rich history, but also Spain and Franco,
who I know you're a big fan of.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Oh I'm a Francoist, I am.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, they still like Franco.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
There, No, the left is knocked down a bunch of statues.
They're real rude about it, trying to raise history as
they always do.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
You know, uh, is England favored against France.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
England's the dog there plus one sixty five, so and
then Argentina's plus one thirty against Spain.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Let's go, let's fucking go.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I wonder for the for the third place game, could
you could, like Embopa and Harry Kane do like a
McCaffrey thing and just sit it out like like it
is a bowl game. Sure are they allowed to do
that or would they be like is there some contractual?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I feel like they're allowed to, but like your country
would probably be pretty upset.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
I can't imagine anyone giving a shit about that game,
like be like, oh nice, we came in third, Like
no one even cares who comes who lose, Like even
if you lose.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
All about bonuses, dude, it's all about bonuses. They getting
fucking paid out for thirds. Oh yeah, that ship dam
wake up?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And how about this, Harry Kane or Imbope could still
win the Golden Boot.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I actually, if they go off and have like three goals,
they're gonna end up getting that and being the third
place in the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's bullshit too, Like that should be if you're in
the third place game, it's like you're done, Your World
Cup is over. It should be so like you can
get so and Bope is favored to win the Golden Boots.
Still him and Messi are tied for goals and Bope
is minus won twenty five, Messi's plus one hundred, and
then Harry Kanes plus twenty two hundred and Jude Bellingham's
plus four thousand. So if they have a hat trick
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and Messi and Boppe don't score, if either one they'll win.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Did you see Jude Billingham smack that redheaded Argentina also
there you go right over matches over and this guy
probably said something to Jude Bellingham and then he smacks
him in the back of the head.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
There's there's a few of the remember the Zidan headbutt
that was that one's goaded.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay, Ray, do you want to go since you did
the most research, sure.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Dan Ned, So I'm gonna take Also Matthew Fitzpatrick I
had last week, was in first place going on to
going into Sunday and then we got on the plane
and I get off and he finished at third, which
was really disappointing, but I guess he's the this is
his home course. He grew up on this course, so
I'm gonna take him. Matthew. Well, anyway, I'm taking taking
(23:20):
Matthew Fitzpatrick plus two thousand to win, and I'm gonna
hedge again for him at plus plus our top twenty
for minus one ten. He's You're not gonna be a
bomber and win here. So Fitzpatrick is first in tour
around the Green in first on approach shots, and we
talked about it on the show today. Scottie Scheffler's inder,
Brian Harmon, Cam Smith, Colin Marrikawa Shane Lowry, all of
(23:41):
one here, not bombers, So I'm not gonna do any
bombers this week. I'm just gonna do guys who are
good with their irons in short game. So that brings
me to Colin Morricawa top twenty plus.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Whoa yep, yep, it's.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Like a dog whistle, yeah, immediately ears per cup.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
He his last event, he finished third at the Travelers,
and he's been unbelievable in strokes gained on approach shots,
fifth on that, fifth or seventh on the on the
tour in greens and regulation and just third and Birdie's
on average per round, So I think Colin's gonna have
a a good event here. I don't know how I
feel about this one because a lot of people are
on him. Is Terrell Hatton top twenty plus, one fifty.
(24:22):
He plays really well at these events, and he's number
one in strokes gained putting this year. Granted he's playing
mostly on the live tour, so I don't really know
how I feel about that, but he has a lot
of good tournament showings. At the US Open twenty sixteen,
he finished says high as third. Harbortown, he finished fourth
eighth at Colonial, and I don't even want to see
say where he finished thirteen ah, because I don't know
(24:43):
how to pronounce this. Was it Wally no Wiley, Wile
Wiley Wildy Wile and Haveaii just say Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Right at Caraco Willey.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Wiley, all right, and then we're going to Rob big Bob,
Rob back intire Bobby plus one thirty five, finished seventh
year last year, and he's last two weeks. He's has
a third finish at the Scottish Open and tenth at
the Travelers. I believe he shot three under today, Okay,
so I like that as well. And then every single
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major tournament I'm taking Xander top twenty. This one's at
plus one ten. He has four straight top twenty finishes
at the US Open or the Open Championship. So the Open,
I feel like he's just like that's almost like the
layup that I might regret, but all right.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Taking that, going, oh you got more World Cup?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Oh okay, So this is one of the best defensive
teams we've seen in the World Cup. So I'm gonna
say both teams to score a goal no minus won ten.
I wanted to do exact score Spain one nothing but
I couldn't find it. And I also have Spain to
win the World Cup at plus four hundred. But if
they don't allow a goal, this will be the best
defensive team in the history of the World Cup. Second
(25:53):
best is actually Spain twenty ten. They allowed two goals
in seven games, and this would be an eight games.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
They are stacked.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah, they are stacked.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Ray puts you guys to shame. All the research that
he does.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Won Race, got a girlfriend, Rai's a virgin.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
He's like, you're such a nerd.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Ray.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Also, I have a Open Championship update, which actually this
makes me feel a lot better.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Jackson's super right, it's Jackson.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, just he's five under through seventeen or he's on eighteen,
So that actually would make me feel a lot better
because I did not bet Sung Jam first round leader.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I haven't for the time.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
No no, no, I'm not letting you pick up somebody who's
five under.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
No no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
I'm just saying it's making me feel better because I
was like, fuck, I should have taken Sung Jay first.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Round leader as well. I did not. Okay, so this
I actually would like if he's okay.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
He was one hundred and fifty one to one leader
saw yu.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He's tied. He's tied for the lead, or at least was.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
He was now there now if Super doesn't bogie, he will.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
And isn't that the movie?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Was it called stubor Yeah with Dave Batista.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I like that movie.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It wasn't bad.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It was kind of some funny Yeah. Well, yeah, of
course it's dumb.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's called yeah, But yeah, it was good.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
There's good and I feel like the bar for comedies
has just gone like this over the years.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Well, as long as Louis c k is bad, that's all.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
He's back the greatest ever.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Shane, what's your take on that?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I saw live before the joke off bang.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I saw him after.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
He was good.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
He was fucking good, but like top like best ever. No,
fuck no, that's bananas, dude.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
He's a ginger. You can't give the best.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I did not factor that in. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
He doesn't have a soul, hey, Shane.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Shane Gillis said he's at a minimum top five.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, but Shane Gillis has sort of been that same
age bracket.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
He's also the biggest comic in the world.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I would fucking buddy say you can't count fuck that
fu all that.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
I want his enemy to say that ship. I want
someone of the girls.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, they may have a different opinion.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, okay, So I hate the guy I played against him,
like he's go to prison, But you know what top
three he.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Could, he could, he could jack off in front of me.
I would still say.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
He's he's We know you fucking balls out with Danny.
We fucking know.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
That doesn't mean there aren't other people in the conversation, Patrese.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I just don't want to hear from his best friend.
Ought to hear his best friend. I don't want to
hear from him.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm not his best friend.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Somebody who hates him.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I want to hear from Sarah Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
She would say he's one, He's one of the best comics.
She Sarah Silverman would be on my side. The history
is going to be on my side. Well, I wonder
why I is oh flipping it around? Huh Silverman?
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Interesting?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
You see tribe member, You see the guy who's going
hard for Argentina.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Oh please, I mean, I mean a fucking calf tain.
I'm as well working the goddamn you went and shut up.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You look ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I think you look good.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Thank you, Danny, Yeah, stems look great. Don't thank you?
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Wow, you are like Italy. You'll fucking switch sides like
a drop of a hat.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Whatever it takes. Brother, he's got to survive. His culture
is dying.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
We just like to win.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Was it just me?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Or do you think your mother in law was vibing?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah? I thought even don't fucking fucking click.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Maybe you know I've seen movies.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Okay, shut off like stor like stubor Yeah, yeah, all right,
what else do you have?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
So Open Championship? How tong Lee top ten plus ten fifth?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
By the way, how was Fifi doing over there?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
And uh, she's doing great and she's honestly, she's MVP
of the trip. The other two are acting like fucking
red carb should.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Be rolled out for him.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
FF is the best.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Okay, Wow, we got a ten hour travel day yesterday. Dude,
Fifi was a rock star. The older ones were like, man,
I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It took you ten hours ago. Did you guys take
the train?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah, dude, we took the train from fucking on Tabe
to Ventomilia. Hung out there for the day, then took.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And I got lost. I tell you this shit. I
got separated from the family. Did you miss the train? No, dude,
I was.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Fucking on the train, but it was my job to
get the bags, and the roommate and the kids were like,
get off the fucking train. So I'm getting the bags
and a car over like our big luggage was. So
I went to go fucking get it and I turn
around there's like sixty fucking Italians all geriatrics, was like
canes and shit, not getting out of the way, and
there's a cop there. So I'm like, scoozy, scoozy Laperta
(30:39):
and he fucking bro He looked at me like I
was a piece of shit. He just looked and didn't
didn't move a fucking muscle, like there's too much pasta
in his fucking belly.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
He didn't do shit, and the door shut in my face.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
So I had to go to the next stop and
I'm alone, like no family, and I'm like, what the fuck's.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Fucking see? What what?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Then they showed up in the next train and I was,
you know, I lost them. They were freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
You were about to start a new light, what's what
and who's who's all right? We only have like five
minutes left on the zoom here with.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What is it gonna end? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh wow, yeah, so let's.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Go okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (31:15):
How Tong Lee top ten plus ten fifty he shot
seven under at Royal Birthday on twenty seventeen on Sunday,
so he might.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Do that again.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Nine years ago.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yesh Sung JM to win plus twenty one thousand, Sung
JM top ten plus ten twenty five and I actually
also parlayed Sung JM and how Tong Lee top ten.
But that's Ricky Fowler to win plus ninety four hundred.
That's probably going terribly and Jordan's b top five plus
eleven seventy.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Five that may not go well.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah well, and then Dan people are really forgetting.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
It's the Corralees Putakunta Championship this weekend as well. Our
guy Ben James, local hometown hero to win plus twenty
five hundred. He should be in the open. But and
then World Cup it's on Spain to win minus won
sixty and two units on the Frogs to beat Shay's
England squad in the third place game minus two ten.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Whatever are we all?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I feel better now because the Germans went to Argentina
for no particular reason, allegedly. How do you explain Giselle Bungeon.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
She's Brazilian. I don't know. Whatever the fun they did
over there?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, it's right next door. They can squeeze over you.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Ever seen the brazil Boys, The Boys of Brazili. Yeah,
fucked up, fucked up movie.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
No, one's surprised at that ending. Well, I mean, who's
in the background they're going out to the.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
No shirt off?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Missed? Whoa what?
Speaker 4 (32:52):
No shirt There's a strange town.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Somebody in the shirt off.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Somebody's got their shirt off.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
It's to me, my adio, the pizza.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Oh it's a guy.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Always dudes, nothing but dudes.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Okay, yeah, they are a good hang.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Okay, Well that's it. That's for the first show in
the new studio and our logo.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
And we did it, you know, we did it. I
wait to see it. I wait to see it.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
So for Shay in the countryside of Umbria, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Could have been Genoa. A couple of stops, uh.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
For Dylan, for Big de Ray, yours truly thanks for
joining us on another episode of Dan Patrick Takes a
Gamble
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble and our new set.
We have a podcast studio. Yeah, so we have all
of these words behind us. If you're not able to
watch this, but I encourage you to watch this at
least once because all of the gambling terminology illuminated in
(00:39):
neon behind us.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Loser, idios, Stop, Shae, Shay double down.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, full disclosure. By the way, Shae is joining us
from Italy. We'll get to that in the moment. I
believe it's Italy, right, Okay. When we first got these
different panels and I'm just looking through and I'm going,
oh wow, okay, wait a minute, how do you spell
straight S t R I G H T And I go,
(01:09):
that's wrong straight? Yeah, And then bonus was misspelled.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
How do you miss spelled bonus?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't know, but I think it was b O
n A S bonus.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I think an Australian must have put the words on there.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, no, no, it's a wonderful set designer, a husband
and wife. They do incredible work, fantastic. And then I
said to uh Joe and Rachel, Uh, did anybody read
this because you misspelled three words here?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, I think we can actually blame the big german
for asking for the words in the first place, if
we really want to go to the source.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Wow. Yeah, and he gave him. He threw some curveballs
at him, like straight and bonus.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay, but those are normal terminology. Well the g H
T and straight that's a little tricky, okay. Uh, we
got bonus twice on the same panel after the misspell
the double bonus. Yes, so we have four panels here
with all these words that are beautifully illuminated, and three
(02:13):
of the four had misspellings, and then one had a
crack in it. Yeah, and uh so we unveiled it
and then we find out that Shay is going to
go over to Italy and France and you weren't able
to be here for the big unveiling.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, that's the most impressed, well, second most depressing part
of this trip.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What's the first France?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, but you got out, Yeah, you got out.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, thank god, thank god, we got the hell out
of here. I'm in Italy.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Now we're in an It's Umbria. Umbria.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Umbria's a bunch of hills.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's like Tuscany, bit cheaper.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You hate France so much? Your dressed like the Ayatola.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
You like this dude.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I got missed off an Indian fella at the Leaning
Tower of National Shame.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
He was hawking.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Wait wait, you went to the Leaning tail her Pisa.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, so did you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do anything where you put your finger there?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And I bet you did. You definitely don't.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I will put if Barb shows up, she probably will.
If Barb comes wander out here, you can ask her.
The kids did all that shit. They've been talking about
it for years. Nobody wanted to do it. It was
late at night. Barb made us do it. The kids
didn't want to do it. And then I saw this
Indian dude hawking these and he wasn't doing it. He's
sure as hell wasn't sweating it. I was like a
whore in church and I was like, give me one
of those motherfuckers. Dude, it looks nice. Linen, yeah, hell yeah,
(03:32):
it's linen man. Maybe by some kid, that is the
best linen. It looks nice, soft hands. Now did your
wife make her social media debut?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, she's all over dude, she's barb is what is
all over the internet?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
What happened? I'm right here, No, what happened to her?
Oh Jesus Christ. Well, it's like every.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Other you know, Tom Dick and Harry that looks like
me or a way, like worst version of me was
in her DMS or hitting her up on the re
quest friend real quest.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Friend cues, She's like, dude, what the fuck did you
do to me?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
She did that to herself though?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How was she unveiled on social media? Is what I
want to know.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh, we did a we did a podcast, the Relationship
one where we almost got divorced.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Dylan was there and moderated it.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, but then like Instagram, she yeah, she just got
unveiled via Instagram recently and that was kind of a
she's private, but it's just you know, dudes, I want
to know bar which sucks for her.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Yes, Ray, yeah, that was kind of your fault. You
re shared a link on Instagram which went right to
her Instagram page, which I was going to worry.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
I was going to warn you about that, but I
figured you kind of knew.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
That, what though, I don't fucking know that. I don't
know about Instagram.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah, so you just directed all your followers to her page.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Damn stupid.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well she was an woman.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, all right, Danny, let's just stop.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, I'm just saying she's a nice person.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I see you with your stems out. I know you
wanted her to watch this ship.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She want do you want to later? Do you want
her to see my legs right now?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do not get away?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm so tall.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Up?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So uh yeah, it's uh, it's a new us here,
Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Uh let me let me
recap here. Oh, by the way, did you find your dip?
Remember you were whining when you were in France.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I crossed the border. No free ads.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
But they make this ship in Italy about a sleeve
of these sons, a bitch, it's fourteen milligram. I ain't
banging heaters right now, dude, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Does he give you a buzz?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah? It gives me even man like. It's the best.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It just gets the neutral. Oh it does yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh no, but I had a bus I was thirteen
years old on.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That stops it early on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh, I thought nicotine gives you a buzz.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well I was fourteen, Like, there's no buzz.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, and you know you like at first you probably
even gotten a buzz from a cigar in a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No, I'd still get a buzz.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Really, Yeah, that's because you're drunk.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, no, no, no, I haven't been drunk in a long.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Line drinking having a drink with your cigar.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Actually, we were in Tahoe and we were trying to
find a place to smoke a cigar. Now, they said
you can smoke in the casino, but once you light
up a cigar, everybody turns around to go, who's the
asshole who lit up the cigarh And I didn't want
to do that. Uh So I take the big german
and we go out behind the hotel. We go to
(06:48):
some loading dock in an alley. We grabbed two metal
folding chairs that were really rusty style and we sat there.
I had a beer and I smoked my cigar.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
On the last night we were in Tomahoe.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I saw a couple of crackheads.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It didn't look like it wasn't cigars.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No, I saw a guy uh smoke at a slot
machine smoking a cigar in the casino.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, he looked down on his luck. Well, I'm sure
we did too in an Ali you know. Yeah, uh,
but I then a couple of times perfect, h oh,
we lost you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You didn't spring for the wi fi? Over there?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
They paid all this money for a trip and can't
get click to his phone?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Can wait, what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Got up? I'm back? You know what Italy?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Italy is like the kind of country right, Like the
Wi fi kind of works, cops kind of are illegitimate.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Food's kind of good.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Wait, the food is kind of good.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yes, it's kind of good. I mean it's still pasta
at the end of the fucking day. Like, how hard
is it to fuck up pasta? It's really hard.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Did you guys rent a house?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah? Wow, there's a WiFi better in here so far?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Didn't give it a go.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Find a spot and stay there?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah yeah, why good spot stay? He looks like a
chipmunk with his cheeks are full of dimp or whatever
it is. You're gonna You're gonna happen. You're gonna happen
upon your wife and she'll be in her bikini and
then all of a sudden, social media is going to
town and that'll be our fault. That'll be somehow my fault.
(08:35):
So yeah, are you couscus? He's got couscous behind him?
Are you good? Okay? All right, all right, I take
the white thing. Okay, alright, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Have you made any couscous.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I don't makes man, it's right behind you. Yeah. Right.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
To non believers, h Ray won a half a unit
last week, so you're plus eight. Shaye lost to.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Congrats.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Shaye lost two units, so you're at minus fifteen and
a half. Dylan lost only seven units. Now you're at
minus thirty six and a half. I'm gonna give the
Diego Pavilla Award for this time of the year to
Ray really yeah, because he thought he was being really
really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Thank you for better.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
As soon as it lost, I was like a motherfuck, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What you get news.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You were like, I'm going to bet a parlay center
to win and Scotty to finish twenty center one. Scotty,
Yes he did. Scotty didn't make the cut.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Thirty seven straight top twenty five. So my god, this shucks.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
That was great.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
That's kind of why this award was made for bets
like that.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
That's what you gotta do though, Like if you had
rolled Best Scotty's Top twenty five streak and rolled it
over every time, you would have ten million dollars and
then Ray would have been it on the one when.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He actually lost.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Uh, you guys were worried about etiquette in the casino
in Tahoe, which I was surprised that you were curious
about etiquette because I didn't think you gave it any thought.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Then I have impeccable manners.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, you said you were on a roll. You were
playing crabs. Yeah, and you said you went with twenty
three consecutive.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Roles yea, and then did it again too.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, how much?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Mario?
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Mario rolled on Friday night, enrolled I think thirteen straight
and had seven hard numbers.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, but there is a there.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
So my friend, my friend came out to visit and uh,
we're playing crabs. He has no idea how to play craps.
So he's just like in description, what yeah, crab virgin.
He wasn't rolling, well, he was just yeah, well he
should not have, but he was just like he had
like one hundred dollars on the horn bets and like
seventy on all the hard numbers. It's like Matt slowed
(11:03):
out and Ray at one point was like we went up.
He was up like a couple grand and Ray was like,
do you think you want to cash out?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And he's like, I don't think I will, and then.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Losing everything, not everything, but you know some how much
did you make?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Like a g So what happened was.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
The morning we were leaving, We're like, all right, fuck it,
let's go play a little day craps crabs.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
During the day.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Not good, not good?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Right? Ray? What about you?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
And she was a nasty woman, she was last day
throws everything off. You can't play with a mean craps lady.
I think I made it like eight hundred bucks throughout
this trip.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
All right.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, it was like going up and down, ended up,
pissing away a few hundred on the way up, but
still ended up up.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Shay, all of a sudden is regretting this vacation France.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, all of a sudden, shaking and smoking American spirits
and Nevada Yeah, look at him eating fucking couscous in Italy.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And con joy and pounding dip below baby vo.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That does sound Italian, although they sell them here.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Okay, let me see the video that you posted. You
were betting on a fight between two bugs.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Oh yeah, Come say hi, Barb, Come say hi.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hey, Barb.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Hello, star is born there.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
She is social media star right there.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Won't stop complaining about your vacation.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Complaining about the dudes in her.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Following follow requests, Yeah, have you accepted them?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, don't get into it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah me, I'm weird on the steaming everything.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Everything's good.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah, we're good, Barb.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Did you see my legs? You see.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
This for you stems?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Thank you. There's some scars there too. There's some scars
battle tested battle test.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That was from I.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Told you I played college athletics.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Now I'm going to take down my pants.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You gotta leave a little to the.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Okay, if the camera angles correct, Oh my god. Okay,
first day on the set in Tahoe and I turn
around and I get a Sharon Stone basic instinct moment
from Dylan. Oh it was uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
You had like a perfect line of sight right up
the left leg of my short, which I would have
never known.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh my god, yeah, you're not wearing underwear, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
No I was, but like you know, things get loose.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was It was bad because I turned around and
I went, oh god, come on man, I.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Was just trying to intimidate any guests that we had
on the show.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
He usually pays dudes for the lot of money.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
All right, fucking ros by the way, do you see
that bison that went after.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That gaess and just absolutely fucking flipped him.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Couldn't he have hidden better than playing ring around the
rosie with the tree.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
And then he like popped out and the bison was
like gotcha he gave He was like picker.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
That was laut.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That was a video when I first saw it, and
I was like, all right, that's I'm just so used
to being like that's ai bullshit.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, that didn't feel real. And then I think he
broke his bibula. That's lucky that thing could have he
should be dead, Like, but but how does the bison
just stop there?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think he was like, fucked you up later, bitch.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, But I don't think it's not like a carnivore.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
They kill people all the time.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, but why would you stop. It's like, you know,
you're Tyson and you hit somebody one time, uh, and
then you go Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I actually think that the water buffalo, obviously not that bison,
but in the buffalo family, is like one of the
animals that kills the most people every year.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Number one.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I think the well actually mosquito, but I think the
water buffalo is up there.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Has anybody come in close contact with an animal that
could kill you?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, crocodile?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh yeah, gator?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
What like?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
How how close?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I mean up against the boat?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
I've I've been I've been scuba diving with like sharks
that No, it's cool?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Is that less scary than being up top?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So, I don't like if you're swimming like I would
much rather be scuba diving with a bunch of sharks
around that I can see than like swimming in like
murky water.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
No, I don't want to be in either.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You don't like going in the ocean. No, ocean's great.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I love looking at the ocean.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, you know you're like you like the view, but
you want a boat. I'm a Voyer, Yeah, you're you
and Todd that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
With those stems.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, may and fritzy or voyeurs.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, you're like, you'll do a lake.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You like the lake?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Do you jump in the lake?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I've gone it. Yeah, I jump in the lake. It's
a cold uh no really No, it's like seventy five
degrees really and it's very I have no idea, but
it's very clean lake beautiful.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
But so is that because you like there's not like
sea monsters in there.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, like it is that why you're more inclined to
go swimming in the lake.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I like a pool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay, pool is great.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'd like to know where the bottom is.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I can see it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah. Do you know a bison can run upwards of
forty miles an hour? Seriously you imagine.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They're like an offensive lineman too?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Like there, but but could you imagine you're like, he'll
never get me.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, like I can probably. I probably talk about like
thirty so I got.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I went fishing one time up in British Columbia and
there was a bear and a cub across the uh street.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah yeah, but I saw that in Alaska too, but
I wasn't like.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, but the mom had no interest in us unless
we had gotten close to the cub then there was trouble.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, you don't want to go like you don't want
to go in between. I think elephants are the same
where it's like if you cross and they'll remember you,
they never forget.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I don't forget that.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Guy then then, dude, not that long ago, he's like
one of those dick had just like African trophy hunters
who got just stampeded by the by an elephant.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, they remembered his face for like.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Just went right after him.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
You know who also does that is crow?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Awesome way to go. Awesome way to go.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Crows remember faces forever. So if you mess with one
crow for the rest of your life, they'll like swan
dive bomb you for the rest.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Of your life.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
I thought crows were dumb, No, very smart.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
No, they're smart as shit, but they're evil.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, well they.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Look I think it's crows and any type of like
monkey or anything can use tools, so they're like one
of the smartest.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
All animals with posable thumb should be fucking slaughtered, every
single one of them. We should wipe them all up
the face of the earth. They're the only animals that
can hold guns.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Think about it.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Awesome monkeys, No, dude, I bet you an octopus could
learn to shoot a gun.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Kill them all all right.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
By the way, the uh, there's a hotel that is
offering views of the Strait of horn Mews for fifty
nine dollars a night.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Ye Oman, dude Company Trip Company trip.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It looks gorgeous. By the way, I saw a pictures
like that. Can't be the fucking straight up?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Why fifty you get views?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
By the way, I got to give Dylan before we
get into the bets, sun jaym as we're taping this
is tied at the top of the lead of the
Open Championship. I'm gonna give you credit for sun Jay
im if you want to take him top five, top
ten or to win.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes, so I you know what we can get to that.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, okay, I will let me see if there's anything
to recap with you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Shaye didn't pick any He missed both of his last show.
He had two soccer things. Ray had, Yeah, Tonnis, do
you have anything that you're proud of?
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Corey had exactly twenty points, which I said he would
have twenty points. He had exactly twenty. Okay, the parlay
was not good and it was mon Den Belly scored.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Dylan lost every bet.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, well depending on.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
These celebrity golfer Joe Pavelski shit the bed, he should
have won that thing. Taylor Twelveman though, respect I think
he finished like seventh or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, I don't know. I was just throwing shit
out there. It turns out Marty Fish was the favorite,
and that was the right answer.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
I mean, this whole podcast is Dylan having a problem.
But when you're betting under Charles Barkley's sixty three half, that's.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
When in we're staying at the casino. That price is
up the tournament. So it's like I would have told
you over Yeah, that's trying to be nice. It was
also plus money, so I was like, screw it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Bets this week, Shade, you didn't send in anything.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Shay barely had wi FI. This country's falling apart, like
the Mexico, Europe.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's like the Greece, the Italy.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Is there anything you want to bet?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah, I want to bet the third place game England,
and I want to bet the fucking World Cup.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, are you taking England against France because you hate France.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yes, correct, absolutely, and then I'm gonna take fucking r
and Tina.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I don't, okay.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
I wonder why, dude, I met some Argentinians today.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
They were wider than me.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Dude, Well, actually, I would think you'd be torn because
obviously Argentina and their rich history, but also Spain and Franco,
who I know you're a big fan of.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Oh I'm a Francoist, I am.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, they still like Franco.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
There, No, the left is knocked down a bunch of statues.
They're real rude about it, trying to raise history as
they always do.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
You know, uh, is England favored against France.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
England's the dog there plus one sixty five, so and
then Argentina's plus one thirty against Spain.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Let's go, let's fucking go.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I wonder for the for the third place game, could
you could, like Embopa and Harry Kane do like a
McCaffrey thing and just sit it out like like it
is a bowl game. Sure are they allowed to do
that or would they be like is there some contractual?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I feel like they're allowed to, but like your country
would probably be pretty upset.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
I can't imagine anyone giving a shit about that game,
like be like, oh nice, we came in third, Like
no one even cares who comes who lose, Like even
if you lose.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
All about bonuses, dude, it's all about bonuses. They getting
fucking paid out for thirds. Oh yeah, that ship dam
wake up?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And how about this, Harry Kane or Imbope could still
win the Golden Boot.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I actually, if they go off and have like three goals,
they're gonna end up getting that and being the third
place in the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's bullshit too, Like that should be if you're in
the third place game, it's like you're done, Your World
Cup is over. It should be so like you can
get so and Bope is favored to win the Golden Boots.
Still him and Messi are tied for goals and Bope
is minus won twenty five, Messi's plus one hundred, and
then Harry Kanes plus twenty two hundred and Jude Bellingham's
plus four thousand. So if they have a hat trick
(22:29):
and Messi and Boppe don't score, if either one they'll win.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Did you see Jude Billingham smack that redheaded Argentina also
there you go right over matches over and this guy
probably said something to Jude Bellingham and then he smacks
him in the back of the head.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
There's there's a few of the remember the Zidan headbutt
that was that one's goaded.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay, Ray, do you want to go since you did
the most research, sure.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Dan Ned, So I'm gonna take Also Matthew Fitzpatrick I
had last week, was in first place going on to
going into Sunday and then we got on the plane
and I get off and he finished at third, which
was really disappointing, but I guess he's the this is
his home course. He grew up on this course, so
I'm gonna take him. Matthew. Well, anyway, I'm taking taking
(23:20):
Matthew Fitzpatrick plus two thousand to win, and I'm gonna
hedge again for him at plus plus our top twenty
for minus one ten. He's You're not gonna be a
bomber and win here. So Fitzpatrick is first in tour
around the Green in first on approach shots, and we
talked about it on the show today. Scottie Scheffler's inder,
Brian Harmon, Cam Smith, Colin Marrikawa Shane Lowry, all of
(23:41):
one here, not bombers, So I'm not gonna do any
bombers this week. I'm just gonna do guys who are
good with their irons in short game. So that brings
me to Colin Morricawa top twenty plus.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Whoa yep, yep, it's.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Like a dog whistle, yeah, immediately ears per cup.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
He his last event, he finished third at the Travelers,
and he's been unbelievable in strokes gained on approach shots,
fifth on that, fifth or seventh on the on the
tour in greens and regulation and just third and Birdie's
on average per round, So I think Colin's gonna have
a a good event here. I don't know how I
feel about this one because a lot of people are
on him. Is Terrell Hatton top twenty plus, one fifty.
(24:22):
He plays really well at these events, and he's number
one in strokes gained putting this year. Granted he's playing
mostly on the live tour, so I don't really know
how I feel about that, but he has a lot
of good tournament showings. At the US Open twenty sixteen,
he finished says high as third. Harbortown, he finished fourth
eighth at Colonial, and I don't even want to see
say where he finished thirteen ah, because I don't know
(24:43):
how to pronounce this. Was it Wally no Wiley, Wile
Wiley Wildy Wile and Haveaii just say Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Right at Caraco Willey.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Wiley, all right, and then we're going to Rob big Bob,
Rob back intire Bobby plus one thirty five, finished seventh
year last year, and he's last two weeks. He's has
a third finish at the Scottish Open and tenth at
the Travelers. I believe he shot three under today, Okay,
so I like that as well. And then every single
(25:14):
major tournament I'm taking Xander top twenty. This one's at
plus one ten. He has four straight top twenty finishes
at the US Open or the Open Championship. So the Open,
I feel like he's just like that's almost like the
layup that I might regret, but all right.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Taking that, going, oh you got more World Cup?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Oh okay, So this is one of the best defensive
teams we've seen in the World Cup. So I'm gonna
say both teams to score a goal no minus won ten.
I wanted to do exact score Spain one nothing but
I couldn't find it. And I also have Spain to
win the World Cup at plus four hundred. But if
they don't allow a goal, this will be the best
defensive team in the history of the World Cup. Second
(25:53):
best is actually Spain twenty ten. They allowed two goals
in seven games, and this would be an eight games.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
They are stacked.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah, they are stacked.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Ray puts you guys to shame. All the research that
he does.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Won Race, got a girlfriend, Rai's a virgin.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
He's like, you're such a nerd.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Ray.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Also, I have a Open Championship update, which actually this
makes me feel a lot better.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Jackson's super right, it's Jackson.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, just he's five under through seventeen or he's on eighteen,
So that actually would make me feel a lot better
because I did not bet Sung Jam first round leader.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I haven't for the time.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
No no, no, I'm not letting you pick up somebody who's
five under.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
No no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
I'm just saying it's making me feel better because I
was like, fuck, I should have taken Sung Jay first.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Round leader as well. I did not. Okay, so this
I actually would like if he's okay.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
He was one hundred and fifty one to one leader
saw yu.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He's tied. He's tied for the lead, or at least was.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
He was now there now if Super doesn't bogie, he will.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
And isn't that the movie?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Was it called stubor Yeah with Dave Batista.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I like that movie.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It wasn't bad.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It was kind of some funny Yeah. Well, yeah, of
course it's dumb.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's called yeah, But yeah, it was good.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
There's good and I feel like the bar for comedies
has just gone like this over the years.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Well, as long as Louis c k is bad, that's all.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
He's back the greatest ever.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Shane, what's your take on that?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I saw live before the joke off bang.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I saw him after.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
He was good.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
He was fucking good, but like top like best ever. No,
fuck no, that's bananas, dude.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
He's a ginger. You can't give the best.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I did not factor that in. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
He doesn't have a soul, hey, Shane.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Shane Gillis said he's at a minimum top five.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, but Shane Gillis has sort of been that same
age bracket.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
He's also the biggest comic in the world.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I would fucking buddy say you can't count fuck that
fu all that.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
I want his enemy to say that ship. I want
someone of the girls.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, they may have a different opinion.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, okay, So I hate the guy I played against him,
like he's go to prison, But you know what top
three he.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Could, he could, he could jack off in front of me.
I would still say.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
He's he's We know you fucking balls out with Danny.
We fucking know.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
That doesn't mean there aren't other people in the conversation, Patrese.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I just don't want to hear from his best friend.
Ought to hear his best friend. I don't want to
hear from him.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm not his best friend.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Somebody who hates him.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I want to hear from Sarah Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
She would say he's one, He's one of the best comics.
She Sarah Silverman would be on my side. The history
is going to be on my side. Well, I wonder
why I is oh flipping it around? Huh Silverman?
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Interesting?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
You see tribe member, You see the guy who's going
hard for Argentina.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Oh please, I mean, I mean a fucking calf tain.
I'm as well working the goddamn you went and shut up.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You look ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I think you look good.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Thank you, Danny, Yeah, stems look great. Don't thank you?
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Wow, you are like Italy. You'll fucking switch sides like
a drop of a hat.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Whatever it takes. Brother, he's got to survive. His culture
is dying.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
We just like to win.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Was it just me?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Or do you think your mother in law was vibing?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah? I thought even don't fucking fucking click.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Maybe you know I've seen movies.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Okay, shut off like stor like stubor Yeah, yeah, all right,
what else do you have?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
So Open Championship? How tong Lee top ten plus ten fifth?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
By the way, how was Fifi doing over there?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
And uh, she's doing great and she's honestly, she's MVP
of the trip. The other two are acting like fucking
red carb should.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Be rolled out for him.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
FF is the best.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Okay, Wow, we got a ten hour travel day yesterday. Dude,
Fifi was a rock star. The older ones were like, man,
I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It took you ten hours ago. Did you guys take
the train?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah, dude, we took the train from fucking on Tabe
to Ventomilia. Hung out there for the day, then took.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And I got lost. I tell you this shit. I
got separated from the family. Did you miss the train? No, dude,
I was.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Fucking on the train, but it was my job to
get the bags, and the roommate and the kids were like,
get off the fucking train. So I'm getting the bags
and a car over like our big luggage was. So
I went to go fucking get it and I turn
around there's like sixty fucking Italians all geriatrics, was like
canes and shit, not getting out of the way, and
there's a cop there. So I'm like, scoozy, scoozy Laperta
(30:39):
and he fucking bro He looked at me like I
was a piece of shit. He just looked and didn't
didn't move a fucking muscle, like there's too much pasta
in his fucking belly.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
He didn't do shit, and the door shut in my face.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
So I had to go to the next stop and
I'm alone, like no family, and I'm like, what the fuck's.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Fucking see? What what?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Then they showed up in the next train and I was,
you know, I lost them. They were freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
You were about to start a new light, what's what
and who's who's all right? We only have like five
minutes left on the zoom here with.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What is it gonna end? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh wow, yeah, so let's.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Go okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (31:15):
How Tong Lee top ten plus ten fifty he shot
seven under at Royal Birthday on twenty seventeen on Sunday,
so he might.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Do that again.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Nine years ago.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yesh Sung JM to win plus twenty one thousand, Sung
JM top ten plus ten twenty five and I actually
also parlayed Sung JM and how Tong Lee top ten.
But that's Ricky Fowler to win plus ninety four hundred.
That's probably going terribly and Jordan's b top five plus
eleven seventy.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Five that may not go well.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah well, and then Dan people are really forgetting.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
It's the Corralees Putakunta Championship this weekend as well. Our
guy Ben James, local hometown hero to win plus twenty
five hundred. He should be in the open. But and
then World Cup it's on Spain to win minus won
sixty and two units on the Frogs to beat Shay's
England squad in the third place game minus two ten.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Whatever are we all?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I feel better now because the Germans went to Argentina
for no particular reason, allegedly. How do you explain Giselle Bungeon.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
She's Brazilian. I don't know. Whatever the fun they did
over there?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, it's right next door. They can squeeze over you.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Ever seen the brazil Boys, The Boys of Brazili. Yeah,
fucked up, fucked up movie.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
No, one's surprised at that ending. Well, I mean, who's
in the background they're going out to the.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
No shirt off?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Missed? Whoa what?
Speaker 4 (32:52):
No shirt There's a strange town.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Somebody in the shirt off.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Somebody's got their shirt off.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
It's to me, my adio, the pizza.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Oh it's a guy.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Always dudes, nothing but dudes.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Okay, yeah, they are a good hang.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Okay, Well that's it. That's for the first show in
the new studio and our logo.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
And we did it, you know, we did it. I
wait to see it. I wait to see it.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
So for Shay in the countryside of Umbria, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Could have been Genoa. A couple of stops, uh.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
For Dylan, for Big de Ray, yours truly thanks for
joining us on another episode of Dan Patrick Takes a
Gamble
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Dan Patrick
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