July 29, 2026 • 37 mins
Shea is back from Europe to join the guys in another week of hard(ly)-hitting bets!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
Mortley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to yet another episode of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
And what a pleasant surprise. Our starting lineup, by the way,
Shay and Irving is back from Europe. We have Dylan
and we have a big day. Ray and I thought
today was kind of a Cords day and all of
a sudden, look, who surprises me with Corduroys.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's like shag carpet Shae.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, you picked the same exit the ones you rail on.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I had to know what it feels like, and it's awful, awful.
It feels you feel like I'm in county jail and
they give you a.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
They do feel jail. They're fit as jail pants. It's
like straight down.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Okay, I feel free and this might be my new
lineup now.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
And you went with the bold red.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, the fire engine red.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Casey wanders off. He's easy to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I like the spot. I like that you went with purple.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I did it when purple got the match. A stranger
mail to.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Us, very nice. I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm very very happy with the choice that you guys
made for the show.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They are pretty great.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I got to say, we're setting a new trend. Apparently
cord season is October.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah I believe that.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, No, it's like grilling season is all the time.
There is no specific time for cords. Now, it could
be for just the general population, but for me, well,
it's like to me, its matter July, late July Cord day.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Really yes. On the beach, well, no.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
In here we have air conditioning, so it has to
be colder because all the equipment and the lights and
so you can be in here in the temperatures like
sixty for degrees.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
What would you go out in public in the courts
in July?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Depends on where we're going. Like, I'm not going to
the beach. But if you said I'm going to dinner tonight,
yeah yeah, no ship, yeah why not?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
What do you in July?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Just see, it's just shaves microphone up a little bit there, so.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Closer to daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, just so you should like like when you hear
my voice, I can hear it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I sound too loud, No, because you're you're about you're
like this because I sound so loud.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, but your voice in deeper than mine, and I'm
look at this. No, but I'm right here. I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Equally cool voices.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well the Orson Wells who unearthed that a caller called
Orson Wells middle aged, like forty years of age.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Did Orson Wells try and fight in the Spanish Civil War?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
For the commis?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Did he?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Is I wrong about that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think, I mean, I've never heard that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I can't imagine getting a uniform that would fit him.
He was a big guy.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, I think he went there to go right, like
having wait likenes and.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Talking about anyway. I just went to Key West and
got blackout drunk.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Before he went. He went to Spain and like wrote
about communists and.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ship all right, he wrote a couple of good books.
I mean, okay, Thompson kind of did that. Yeah, I
never I never got hunter to rest. No, No, that
gonzo journalism.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I think it's great. There's more interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
There's a copy of his menu for the day, like
his drug menu. Oh my god, the morning. It's like
cocaine and cigarettes, green sharks, trews, Yeah, vodka, g three cigarettes,
more cocaine, five minute nap mescaline. Yeah, it's amazing. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I go into a liquor store and my boy Corey goes,
I got something for you. I go, what do you got?
You got some ford E Liza tequila. He goes, no, no, no, no,
something harder to get.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I go, what is it? Char truths?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
A green shark troops?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yes, really, and he goes, this impossible to get. It's
made by the monks. Yeah, and so he gave me this.
I go home like I'm bringing home a trophy to
my wife. I go, look what I got she and
she goes, what shark truths? I go, is this a
big deal? She goes, what do you use it for?
(04:26):
I said, mixed drinks? Yeah, so she drinks non alcoholic beer.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So flattering. I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I you know.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So, I have a bottle of chartreuse that the monks made,
and it's apparently going to sit on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Are they known for making chartres I don't make a beer?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I did not know this because I was going to
try to see if I could put it into my
my blanco tequila and give it a little splash but
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't know what. I don't know if that's what
you used tartruth for. I don't know what I'm I
don't make drinks. It's green right, yeah, yeah, all over France.
I saw that shit every I thought it was absent
for a minute. But have you had that before? No absence,
I have.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, it's just like high alcohol boots. Like the real
wormwood thing is a myth, but it's like, you know,
it'll be like eighty percent alcohol.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Like in the twenties. I'm sure people were like, holy shit, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Like made like a weird still, so they're probably like
going blind whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I run into this guy last night and at the bar,
and uh, we were talking and he said he was
in Germany and for Octoberfest, because I said, you know,
I'd like to go october Fest. And he gave me
some suggestions and he said, by the way, there are
certain places that if they know you're American, they won't
give you the larger stein because they don't think you
(05:52):
can handle it. No shit, Because he goes I you know,
he pointed towards the one of the largest one. There
were three of them and they go No. Nine and
then he went to the next one. They go to nine,
and he gave him the small one.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, they were worried about him, that he wasn't going
to be able to handle the alcohol content.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
How drunk was he when he was ordering?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
He didn't say they got to do that for Aussie's too.
Aussie's are way worse than America wor There were so
many Brits in France. It was like a goddamn occupation.
It was crazy, and they're not as bad as the
actual French. So it was a whole combination of bullshit.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Did you get did you get kicked out? Were you
told to go home early? Is your family still there?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, they're enjoying themselves. Yeah, I'm alone a
week ago. That was a couple of days. I landed.
I think it was Friday, Saturday. Well you didn't join
us last week? No, yes, it was this weekend or Monday.
Maybe I landed. I don't remember. I was gonna I'm
going to be in the air and I was. I
told Ray, pull up the text.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I was like, Ray, And if you would have been here,
I would have told you. Counting stars the number one
Philly in America was going to win, and the Ortes
brothers dominated at Saratoga.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You told us and.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I text after Counting Stars won and once again, I
don't know anything. I just have a friend who's a
part owner, and he goes, hey, here's your advice. Tell
your wife, because I don't gamble. So my wife is like, hey,
I'm gamble.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I didn't place one battant to.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I didn't feel like that.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
No. No, the winning doesn't erase the losing. Again, no,
because it doesn't like I expect the win. I don't
expect to lose.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's no.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've seen your results. But I said to my wife, Okay,
here's what I can tell you. If either one of
the Orties brothers or on a horse, you bet them
to win and to place. And I think they one
brother won three races, the other one won two or three,
including he was on Counting Stars to win the tenth race.
(08:07):
I think they want maybe half the races.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They said, if you exact a box, those two and
Flavian the other jockey, yeah, it's up like twenty three percent. Roia.
It's fucking nuts. But these guys roll.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It didn't matter because my wife says Uh, do you
know anything about this horse? I said, who's riding? She
goes Uh. I think it's Jose Ortiz bet him to
win ship it.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think in the derby what he won? Yeah, so
that Mario. Remember he bet on all of the Puerto
Rican jockeys except.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, they've been training for this since day one. Those
guys are stunting their own fucking crowd.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's like China finding.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, yeah, it's like footbinding. No, it's like girls gymnasts.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, wait do they do? They keep them short? I
thought that was just naturally four.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
You're gonna do gymnastics, I don't know, or you're going
to be a thief in Ocean's eleven. Yeah, you got
that one guy, the most integral part. Without him, they're fucked.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
The guy who doesn't say anything in the entire movie.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What you been? Oh? Did you look up shartruse? Did
you look up anything?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
So chartruse is best paired with any citrus and dark chocolate.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Dark chocolate. I thought we were talking about drinks. Isn't
it a mixer? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It says any type of like people, type of stuff
that gets pared.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Calling out, and that's not me no, because it doesn't
pair with what I pair. Uh is there a drink
called a paper plane?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yes, it's great.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay, that's what my guy at the liquor story said. Uh,
you know, mixed drinks like paper plane.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I go with paper.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Planes, bourbon or rye, apparol, apol, I think in lemon juice.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
By the way. April in Europe, Oh my god, it's
through the room everywhere. April Sprits and now Select Sprits
is what they're doing. Oh yeah, Hugo Sprits is big.
I don't know it does. Was Saint Germain.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
We went to uh, British Virgin Islands, and my wife
and my son. It was ten in the morning and
we're out by the pool and my wife goes, is
it too early to order an apple April girlad And
my son goes, hey, I'm in I.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yes, that was it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Ten in the morning. April Sprits. That was like, I
tried it. I mean it's refreshing.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, they're they're not heavy, they're delicious, and I think
girls like to drink. Yeah, it's a lower booze cut
bands was like water. Yeah, they're not IV dripping easy
any more.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Social media pictures of your wife from Europe.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Not since the pod, not that I put up with
her cameo, her cameo. Yeah that was fucking quite Uh yeah,
well what do you know, it's Barb.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Here we go, it's a camera and your mother in
law she showed.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Up for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah she was there.
So we got the Barb found this place in Italy
that she got a sick deal on. Blah blah blah.
But it was fucking huge. It's like ten bedrooms, like huge,
it's like a villa. Yeah, but no a c again, dude,
they don't believe in it. And so the in laws
were like, hey, we'll come and fucking see you there
for a week. And so we did that whole thing
and it was great, awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Is that who the guy was with the shirt off
behind you?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, he's a clothing optional dude. He's a European as hell.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You just bring him around.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
He just does whatever he wants. He's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, as far as father in laws go, I get
pretty lucky. Yeah. He's stud What do you mean stud? Like?
Is he like a man's man kind of No? Oh no,
he's like an intellectual and we don't like that. Yeah,
he likes like reading plays.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well, her parents are intellectuals, right, yeah, yeah, yeah characters
and yeah yeah lesbian's vespians lesbians play lesbian on TV?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Or so her dad?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah lesbian her dad? Who could be?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's how good an actor plays the movie. Uh okay,
now that we've reunited, reconnected here missed y'all.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Dude, nothing will make you more patriotic than going to
fucking France for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
That does do that?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Miss this country? Yeah? Oh my god, people, But did
you have to go there to miss this place? Yeah? Yeah,
I think so. Yeah. I can see how everything kind
of works over there, like it's supposed to work, but
it doesn't really, And there's thirty two steps to get
something done as opposed to just go on the fucking
internet and nothing is always you know what I mean,
it's always kind of working over there. Everything the ac
(12:33):
the plumbing, the fucking food service, all that shit.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's like a twenty year delay.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, it's like half ass, but that is kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
One of the endearing parts. Although if you go there
and like one person is like your fucking government, I'm like,
hold on, dude, that allowed that. We're allowed to say
that you're alone.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
With that ship, they say right over the top, like,
oh a miracle, Donald Trump, like shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, by the way, uh, last week Ray lost two units,
so you still plus none.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Shae wasn't with us last week. Min it's fifteen. I'm
gonna have a recount there. No, we're not doing a
bad Larry in my own time, okay, my own spare time.
I'm gonna get the fucking avacus out there.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Dylan lost three units your minus forty six U. Two
listeners actually say, I don't know if they're the only
two listeners we have, but two listeners send it in
a questions for Shay. They're asking for advice for a
friend they're taking to a strip club for the first time.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
What to do and not to do? Perfect? All? Right?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
This is why I'm here? Is it fully nude or
just topless? Well, you didn't send it. What state are we.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It's fully nude?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I didn't get to state.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I didn't ask that.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
What state is it? Maybe Georgia.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I didn't ask the state. It's a bachelor party.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
So Georgia. Let's say, are they white? Assume it's Scottsdale. Okay,
So Scottsdale are gonna have a whole lot of talent
that wants to go to Vegas anyway, right, so their
moneysuckers dot com. You gotta be careful around those women.
They're hustlers, like a motherfucker. What you need to do
is go to No Gallas, Arizona, which is right on
the border, and you will find a lot more interesting talent.
(14:07):
Is this talent get called up from the minor leagues?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Correct? So Scottsdale, they'll do it in the off season,
and they're always going to Vegas to make the real money. Okay,
they're all tricking to by the way, all of them.
But it'll be a thousand bucks to get it in.
Don't want to do that any worth it. It's like
Reno too, right, yeah, Reno is much more depressing. But yeah, yeah, Scottsdale.
You're gonna see a lot of middle aged women too
in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, yeah, a lot of moms mad
(14:34):
at their ex husband, hate their.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Kids, second marriage, bachelorettes.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Exactly, exactly. Okay, but get dances, but just don't act
like you care. Don't care. I remember you telling me that
I never got a dance of my life. Well that's
a lie. But later on in my life when I
turned the corner, I never got a dance. But this
guy should, He definitely should. What do you mean turn
the corner? Well, when I was a kid, you go
to a titty bar, You're like, what a fucking lap days?
(14:58):
I want to lap dance? And then you figure out
the game and you're like, I don't want a lap dance.
I just I want to get to know you. So
you just made a friendship instead.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The second listener is having a bachelor party and so
they're gonna drink, gamble, hit a strip club and his
future brothers in.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Law will be there. Gotta ditch him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
They're religious and drink very casually. How does he ditch
them to ensure that he won't start off the marriage
with them thinking you're a posy.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
You order a car service and tell them to get
in and you make that motherfucker drive off. That's it,
and you ditch them. You have to ditch them. There's
no chance you can do that in front of Mormons.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, I don't know if they're Mormon, pretty close, they're
just religious. By the way, I played golf with Dylan
big Deray and Mario and on the tenth fair away,
that guy was in the behind us and saw that
Ray had his shirt tail out.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Ooh, and he heard about it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
They drove up and he said, hey, Bud Pal, No, Bud,
Bud FRIENDO.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's like Chief or Champ.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, and Ray was shaken.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I don't know why, but the guy didn't come up
to me since I'm the member and say, hey, make sure.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
You guys have your shirt tails head.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
First of all, he shouldn't have said anything to anybody
because they were playing their music loud.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They were Yeah. The complainer was, yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
You could just like hear it rock, yeah, something like that,
maybe a little bit of Drake mixed into.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Oh well Dan.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I think why they went up to Ray was that
you were in the fair way.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I was.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I was in a fascue. I also heard them like,
look at this guy hacking it up because my first
shot over they were like thirty five forty.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Oh hell, a whole long time out. I thought this
was like a sixty five year old gentleman or some shit,
some tenured member. At the end, I know it was a.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Probably four goombas from New Haven.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
That would have edged poorly. Yeah, but you should have
tucked your ship in. That's a fact I don't think so.
Oh yeah, hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
I just saw a video of like people playing pebble
like am and Ross Saint Brown in them. Their shirts
weren't tuck fuck.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, you've ever even been on a golf course.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I have. I've been on one doing.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
What you don't belong to a country clone.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Of course not, but I've been on a golf course.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I told Ray, you don't. Okay, how much of a
shirt do I need to tuck in?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
We'll make sure it ain't hanging out the back all
of that.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
So if I tuck it in in the back but
not the front.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
No, got to be all the way around. Sometimes you
lose a little. No, I'm swinging for the Downs apparel. Man,
you gotta have something breatheable and ship I get it,
but tuk it in.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Those guys are also not refilling their divots. You already
know that.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
They're not raking the bunkers. They're playing their music. My
kids aren't allowed to leave the house in sweatpants. I'm
definitely gonna be the guy who says tuck it in.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
All right, look at what you're wearing right now.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I know I feel I feel awful. If I feel awful,
you look great. Yeah, the bottom of a psych ward.
I feel like I just got suited up with a
psych ward.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Are welcome to hell?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You are your big pants and no laces. Justin Herbert
got engaged. I saw that big Madison beer.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
That was relatively quick. Right A year? Yeah, a year?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yikes? Love story to l A wonder how that's gonna
end up. She got a million dollar engagement.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
He's been a million on it.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I saw her showing that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, maybe it was a lab diamond.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I was gonna say, can't you just do the lab ship?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Now we can see people that you know who just
get these fucking rocks for engagement rings. I'm like, got
it like that?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I don't know. It's a million buncks.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like it'll be like a six carrot diamond.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
If they break up, does she give it back?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think you supposed to.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I think you're supposed to. But it's a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
She doesn't.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah, but she's got money. He's a pop star. Be
a million more whatever once you.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Got If your fiance break up with you Dylan, do
you get the ring back.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
She breaks up with me?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I think either way, I'm gonna be like, can I
get that.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Back if you break up with her? I don't think
you're way.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I can't be like.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Or you take the ring first and then you're like
just steal it when she's asleep or something.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You take it over nightstand texter.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Now you say, hey, I want to put my initials and.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Or just get a duplicate ring, a fake a dummy
ring people have done or ship who was that? You
know like those videos where people will go around with
a diamond tester to people like court sided games with
like chains and stuff, and they'll try and they'll be
like fake.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
No, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Some there's a videos like a chick on the casino
floor and they went up and did it to her
massive and it was just like red and it was
literally just boom crestfallen.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Chargers over under nine and a half.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That's good and Herbert to win MVP plus a thousand.
If you look at all these guys who have gotten engaged,
I mean I might have Cherry.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Picked Joan just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Mahomes got engaged. Super Bowl appearance party engaged, Super Bowl appearance,
CMC Super Bowl appearance. Josh Allen wins MVP, Jalen Hurts
super Bowl MVP, and a super Bowl champion, Sam Darnold
wins the Super Bowl. Now, Herbert definitely not cherry picked
at all.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
What if it's a second marriage.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
My research doesn't go that far.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Cheatah what's the name after uh Tyreek? Yeah, then he's engaged,
have a kid.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I think he's working on racking up the lifetime Tromarty.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, if it was just having a kid, Kromarty would
be the best defense.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
He or what he had, like thirteen, fourteen, eleven women?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, at what point do they have him on hard
knocks and he couldn'tname them all?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah, which I get Nick Cannon.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Nick Cannon's I mean, if you have thirteen kids, you're
going to be on to like be like, fuck, where
was the thirteenth one? We'll actually probably forget like seven
number seven, you know, like in the middle of the There's.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No way I can go deeper than it doesn't no chance.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Philip Rivers has what fourteen?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You know he's got yeah, ten or eleven, cranked out
a couple more, we don't know. Yeah, he could have. No,
he's very religious. She could have. I mean she could have. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I don't think it's like, Hey, I haven't been home
in a couple of weeks. Anything happened. Oh I had
another kid? Yeah, surprised, probably.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Quite a lot.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Uh last week? Uh chay of course? No show h
three m Ray not good, not good.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Casey Jarvis had five over on Sunday. That kind of
killed me too.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
But you did have Luke Littler winning the World match
Play in darts.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
He's the man, He's unstoppable. They're doing a thing on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Too, like an instant doc.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
No, if you beat him in a game of five
oh one, you get half a million dollars. I signed
up yesterday.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
What if it? What if you don't?
Speaker 5 (21:55):
But I think you're just welcome to Netflix. You enjoyed
your twenty seconds of fame and get out of here.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Do you have to spend money to get in?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I just signed up and they asked do they screen? Like, yeah,
they screen you. They're like, how many times have you
played darts over the last month? And they go, what's
your nickname? So I said mine was mister sixty six
because whenever I get a sixty I got a five.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And a one.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
You had all you could have chosen anything.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I don't know. I was doing it quickly. What would
what would my nickname be?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Your nickname be appropriate? Okay, I'll be appropriate. You don't
have to cut this. Ray Mysterio Junior would have worked
better than mister sixty six Darts, Joe Child, Predator dot Com.
We also worked h five hundred feet away from a
school zone. How about Hip Hip her Ray.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I like that Hip Ray? Yeah, all right, I'll do
another one.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Uh, Dylan, Dylan, you nothing, no show? Jay? Uh? That
brings us to why is Shay going first? You're the
club bounds leader.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
I always feel like that. Shay starting off gets us
on a good note, and then I go in with
the real research.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
All right, all right, go ahead, Shane. A Rocket Classic,
not Rocket Mortgage Classic, just Rocket Classic.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I think they're taking the Rocket Mortgage out of Detroit?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Are they?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I think that's done after this year? No?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Where do they go in Cleveland?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I saw.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I don't know how credible it is. I think Sampo
might be taking this. Who the insurance company, I don't know,
something like a Japanese insurance.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
It wouldn't be Rocket outside of Detroit, right, like it
would just be a new title sponsor and everything in
a different I don't know they've they've moved some of
them around, Like the BMW Championship has been Maryland the
last few years.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now, it's like, what isn't the Cleveland Cavaliers owner owns
Rocket Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
But it's there, it's based I think, uh, he's based
in Detroit like he wanted.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I think he wanted to switch franchises. I think he
wanted to switch Cavaliers for the Pistons.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We also owned. I think Red Wings too, right, be
doesn't Gilbert on the Red Wings?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I thought that was Illage Caesars whoever owned?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah? Meza Pizza, Pizza Pizza. I grew up on that ship. Okay,
what are you going? All right? Rocket Nap top ten
plus two eighty five, Batilla top ten plus three to
fifty Super I like this Super plus five sixty top
ten and Jackson Coyvin top twenty plus one ten Baseball.
(24:22):
I'm finally back in America. Danny Balmer plus one seventy
against the little Caesars Padres are one to fifty now, yeah, okay,
laying one to fifty agst the Rockies and Cardinals plus
one hundred against the Cubes. Let's go Hi Ray.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
All right, So Rocket Classic at the Detroit Golf Club.
We're doing what we did last week, even though it
didn't work. It's a they just underwent extensive renovations, so
they said it's gonna be a little harder for long hitters.
But history shows that long hitters play well. So it's
a driver's paradise with large greens. So based on that,
Chris got her up top twenty minus one ten. He's
(24:58):
ninth and stro skinned off the tea and he's twenty
six and putting. And if it's a driver's paradise, that
kind of pairs pair as well. For got her up.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Tell you what a driver's paradise is Italy. They got
a real driving culture out there. I saw so many
fucking dakati's ripping a row it. French couldn't drive a
fucking wagon wheel, but you don't drive a motorcycle, you
ride it. Yeah, I gotta say I got a whole
new respect for Italians now because because I was there,
and there's so much better than the French comparison. Oh
(25:26):
it's not even close. Did you not realize this before
I forgot Danny. It's been a minute since I France.
They're mean, they hate kids, and.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
They do the dog thing right, dog thing Fucking.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Dogs, dude, you get everybody brings their dumb little dog
into a restaurant, doesn't matter if it's like a crape
stand or it's the most expensive restaurant fucking on tee.
They got some little Pomeranian sitting there barking while you
pay god knows what for fucking caviar and bullshit.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You definitely wouldn't go to France today and be like
this country once colonized like half the world. No, A
long way.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Continue, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Nikolai Hogard top twenty plus one, seventy five. He's fifth
in driving distance this season. He has four ten or
four top tens this season as well, and he did
that at Waste Management at the Houston Open, and so
I'm going to go with him there and then this
is a classic for me. Xander Schoffley top ten plus
one sixty nineteenth and stroke scanned off the T fourteenth
(26:22):
and driving distance. He hasn't won this year, yeah, which
is shocking.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
So I feel like Scotty hasn't either, but he's.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Won an event, but he hasn't won a major. Xander
hasn't won a single event this year, so I feel
like he might be due. So if you want to
do him to win, why not?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Sounds like what I say in Keno you do, you're
doing fucking do?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Never works out that way.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Story of my Life.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Ryan Girard top twenty plus one eighty five. Considered one
of the better ball strikers in the field. He finished
tenth at the Charles Schwab, runner up at the Memorial,
and ninth at the Open. He's playing well, so he's
a bitch.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
I don't know anything. I've never heard him speak. But
good golfer, good ball striker, Shay. This is what's listed
on DraftKings top Asian golfer Hideki Matsiyama.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Sev's call it. You're working for DraftKings.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
What's more, he's American. Oh, come on, he's from California.
I know. But we're talking about Oh, we're talking about citizenship.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I'm sorry you.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You brought this on Asian.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, like if you were top Irish golfer. It's not
like anyone named Rory Mickmichael.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah. But I wouldn't be on that yeah, in that category. No,
I wouldn't be in that category. He's an American.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm an American, proud American.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
But right, you have all people would I'm a proud
American too, just by your heritage is fucking yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But you're not German. Yeah, no, you wouldn't be under
the you know, German favorites.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
To win this up to him, he would, but no,
you wouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay, continue rankin.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
So Hedki has been playing really well, top fifteen in
his last three events, and he played really well last week,
almost made a run at the at winning it but
fell behind, and he's seventh in strokes gained around the green.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
It just feels like way too much, I know, I think, Wow,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Would rather be a nine units than minus fifteen or
minus forty six?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, but you could be that way with out telling
us that you did.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You're a teacher's pet, yes, yes, you're like, don't.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
We have a quiz today?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yes? I never did that promise, right, I was never
check the homework. I was asking for pencils and all
that type of stuff. So all right, Aldrich, I don't
even know how to.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Geter, y'all this this guy hits it a long way. Yeah,
South African?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Too many words, Dan top?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Is he top South African?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah? Does he count his top?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
What you're talking about was that he's South Africa's from
South Africa? South Africa.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Are there any guys in the field from a country
in Africa that's not South Africa.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Or like on tour Morocco?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I don't know if there's a rocking golfer.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I'm not seeing anything here.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Continue Ray, you know what.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I'm just gonna say, Top forty plus one forty he
won here last year.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, this was the in a playoff coming out party. Yeah,
Dad was there. Yeah, get some bombs. Well that leades
to Dylan. It does.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Also we do have to give bat Larry a little
credit for being early on the Gottera up train.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
He was, but only because he was from that.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The reasons are dumb, but he was right. Yes, all right,
Dan the Rocket Classic Sung JM. This is almost my
last chance plus eighty six hundred.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Just bomb it.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
He's just gonna end up balling out in the President's Cup.
It's not gonna matter, h Sung JM. Top ten plus
five fifty.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
We need to get Son jam on the show. Yes please,
and they're also no, I'm not gonna have Colin Mori
cow on with you a deci a decie.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, top Asian golfer, Asian golfer.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, if he wins top Asian Golfer at the Rocket Classic,
we gotta have. I'm on the show in a.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Very respectful way.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
What is Sun jaym America?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Korean?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
What? Correct?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now? Everyone's America?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
What welcome? We welcome all? Is he the top Korean golfer?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Probably see Woo Kim?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
See who Kim was up there? I'm looking at it now.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, but he's my top Korean golfer.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Okay, now I know the end what North Korea has
for golfer because they're just holding.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
They have the leader who gets a hole in one
on every hole.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
That's true, and that doesn't have a butthole. What you
remember that? No, that was one of his claims he does.
He doesn't ship, he doesn't ship, and he's hit a
hole in one on every hole.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
He's like a twenty one year old girl. I never poop.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I didn't know Kim Jung and poop weird man. They're
great lives to make up because they're just it's like
I'll make up the most impossible lie and they have.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
To try to prove otherwise.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Sun Jay is plus seven eighty for top Asian Golfer.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Might have to throw a little sprinkle on that.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
So Asian golfers are only Asians not Americans. Yeah, they
they could be from Korea or China or wherever. As
can't have American citizenship. What if they have dual citizenship
America in Korea.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
You can do top American, top European, top Asian, Canadian, Danish,
Jamie Ray, you can do.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Some research on this for next week.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Have dual city.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
We're better on ethnicity. I'm in. I'll reach out to DraftKings,
thank you, okay, anything else.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I also got slick Ricky Fowler top five plus seven
to twenty, yes, coming off of his amazing win there,
which was now three years ago. And then I also
got the Orioles against scooball fading school. I'm fading the
aces still. It did not work last year.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Is schoobl pitching.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Schoobl's pitching today. This is probably last star.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
And then it'll be in a Dodger uniform, yeah, or
a Yankee uniform anybody else is good, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, I'd rather the Dodgers and the Yankees.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Then why do you think the Dodgers are less evil
than the Yankees? Now?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Like organizationally now, probably not, But I just hate the
Yankees more.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Old habits hard, Old.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Habits die hard. Like in the World Series, I was,
I mean, obviously I was like, I hate both these teams,
but I was brooding for the Dodgers.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Yeah, well, you're a Mets fan, so the Yankees stuff
and just.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Being around here too, like winning geographically doesn't really do anything.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
That's when Italian Americans really start fucking making a bad
name for themselves. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, you've ever seen they scan around the.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Crowded sh get on the Metro North Oh my god,
jerseys that are like here, I just glass and that
they were there.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
The Yankee jerseys like this, except with nothing on underneath
a bunch of guinea horns and stuff. That's what it's
called the necklace. Oh really, not this like the one?
You know.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Do you have a star, David, don't look directly at it,
straight to hell. It's actually I think it's speaking of
star David. I saw the Arch of Titus in Rome
and brought about. You saw a lot of cool ship coliseum.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Did you connect did you connect through like Austria or anything?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
No, we went.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I went from You didn't see your parents while you're
over there?
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Nah? No?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Did you tell them that you were there?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
I did? They found out via Instagram. Yeah, Barb loves
the Graham the Uh oh yeah, that's why I don't
see her. I'm on Facebook. Well no, she doesn't even
know how to log onto Facebook. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
The colosseumsch sick a lot of murders.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Oh yeah, we mean like death Boy combat.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well, I don't know if it was combat when they
sent you know, the Catholics out there and had the
lions kill them.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
There we go, poor Catholic.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
They've had it.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
They've had a pretty last week. We talked about what
weapon you would want to choose. We didn't get your answer.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
What you want? Nobody use? Shark?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
What's a shark?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Like the goddamn shark?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Great?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Right, they brought him in. They would flood the place
and they used that as a weapon. Absolutely, shark kill everybody.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Is that where they came up with vomitorium that the
exits that it was vomited vomitorium.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
It was called.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
That's what they called the exits. No, I didn't know
that vomitorium.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Right, you're fucking up the origin right now.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
I think it had to do with colosseum.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
It did have to do with the colisseum. It means
like poured out, so people would pour out of the exits.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I've never even heard yet.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Way to go, big brain, watch out scripts who's going
to be the top Indian winner? Whoa they're all American?
Samir Patel?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
A string of hotels about we shut it down. That's it,
We've done it. We uh back together, our beauty, full studio,
new studios.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
It's nice. Got corduroys on today. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
That's a was a great surprise. I would appreciate next
time you let me know you're ordering it, because.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'd like to order something.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Are you in need of more?
Speaker 4 (35:14):
You can't have enough? What is the deal with quarterback?
The way it feels? Yes? Why did you wear the
lore that? These do feel a lot of cords instead
of a lure? They just you know what? Every time
I wear these? Every time.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, there's a woman who says, come on, those are
awesome pants.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
People say that to Dylan though, too.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Where are you hanging out Starbucks? In Starbucks, people are like,
hold on, dude, yes, women, grocery store, Yes, you'd be
grown women.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
You're just hanging out at Starbucks waiting for a complem.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
I'll take another flat white guy in the corners, won't
we keep sudjusting.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I'm just saying, you're gonna have people say, right out
of these mothers, or they're gonna go let me touch them? No, yes,
and you them Yes, I can't. I can't risk that.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, you can't.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
No, the old Shay you you would, the old Jay
would probably have a jumpsuit of these if women were touching.
But I don't like people like the Valor.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
We could migrate to Valor track suits, I.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Think, to the Italian track suits Adidas. No, lord, now,
well you have that.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
From when it's hot out, but the Valor when it's
a little.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
When it's corduroy weather. Yeah, all right, I'm in an
homage to the Italian Americans that I have a new
new found respective, or at least.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Like I do a matching jacket Dan to go with
the cords.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
That'll do it for this week. It's been our pleasure
to serve you for a job for France. Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
We go to the beach, you're not allowed to down there,
they're allowed.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
That was a couple of years ago where I think
they thanks for joining us on.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Dan Patrick takes to gamble for big Day, Ray Dylan
and Coursehet and Irving until next week
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
Mortley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to yet another episode of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
And what a pleasant surprise. Our starting lineup, by the way,
Shay and Irving is back from Europe. We have Dylan
and we have a big day. Ray and I thought
today was kind of a Cords day and all of
a sudden, look, who surprises me with Corduroys.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's like shag carpet Shae.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, you picked the same exit the ones you rail on.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I had to know what it feels like, and it's awful, awful.
It feels you feel like I'm in county jail and
they give you a.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
They do feel jail. They're fit as jail pants. It's
like straight down.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Okay, I feel free and this might be my new
lineup now.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
And you went with the bold red.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, the fire engine red.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Casey wanders off. He's easy to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I like the spot. I like that you went with purple.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I did it when purple got the match. A stranger
mail to.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Us, very nice. I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm very very happy with the choice that you guys
made for the show.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They are pretty great.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I got to say, we're setting a new trend. Apparently
cord season is October.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah I believe that.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, No, it's like grilling season is all the time.
There is no specific time for cords. Now, it could
be for just the general population, but for me, well,
it's like to me, its matter July, late July Cord day.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Really yes. On the beach, well, no.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
In here we have air conditioning, so it has to
be colder because all the equipment and the lights and
so you can be in here in the temperatures like
sixty for degrees.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
What would you go out in public in the courts
in July?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Depends on where we're going. Like, I'm not going to
the beach. But if you said I'm going to dinner tonight,
yeah yeah, no ship, yeah why not?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
What do you in July?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Just see, it's just shaves microphone up a little bit there, so.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Closer to daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, just so you should like like when you hear
my voice, I can hear it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I sound too loud, No, because you're you're about you're
like this because I sound so loud.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, but your voice in deeper than mine, and I'm
look at this. No, but I'm right here. I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Equally cool voices.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well the Orson Wells who unearthed that a caller called
Orson Wells middle aged, like forty years of age.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Did Orson Wells try and fight in the Spanish Civil War?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
For the commis?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Did he?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Is I wrong about that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think, I mean, I've never heard that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I can't imagine getting a uniform that would fit him.
He was a big guy.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, I think he went there to go right, like
having wait likenes and.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Talking about anyway. I just went to Key West and
got blackout drunk.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Before he went. He went to Spain and like wrote
about communists and.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ship all right, he wrote a couple of good books.
I mean, okay, Thompson kind of did that. Yeah, I
never I never got hunter to rest. No, No, that
gonzo journalism.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I think it's great. There's more interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
There's a copy of his menu for the day, like
his drug menu. Oh my god, the morning. It's like
cocaine and cigarettes, green sharks, trews, Yeah, vodka, g three cigarettes,
more cocaine, five minute nap mescaline. Yeah, it's amazing. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I go into a liquor store and my boy Corey goes,
I got something for you. I go, what do you got?
You got some ford E Liza tequila. He goes, no, no, no, no,
something harder to get.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I go, what is it? Char truths?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
A green shark troops?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yes, really, and he goes, this impossible to get. It's
made by the monks. Yeah, and so he gave me this.
I go home like I'm bringing home a trophy to
my wife. I go, look what I got she and
she goes, what shark truths? I go, is this a
big deal? She goes, what do you use it for?
(04:26):
I said, mixed drinks? Yeah, so she drinks non alcoholic beer.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So flattering. I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I you know.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So, I have a bottle of chartreuse that the monks made,
and it's apparently going to sit on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Are they known for making chartres I don't make a beer?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I did not know this because I was going to
try to see if I could put it into my
my blanco tequila and give it a little splash but
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't know what. I don't know if that's what
you used tartruth for. I don't know what I'm I
don't make drinks. It's green right, yeah, yeah, all over France.
I saw that shit every I thought it was absent
for a minute. But have you had that before? No absence,
I have.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, it's just like high alcohol boots. Like the real
wormwood thing is a myth, but it's like, you know,
it'll be like eighty percent alcohol.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Like in the twenties. I'm sure people were like, holy shit, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Like made like a weird still, so they're probably like
going blind whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I run into this guy last night and at the bar,
and uh, we were talking and he said he was
in Germany and for Octoberfest, because I said, you know,
I'd like to go october Fest. And he gave me
some suggestions and he said, by the way, there are
certain places that if they know you're American, they won't
give you the larger stein because they don't think you
(05:52):
can handle it. No shit, Because he goes I you know,
he pointed towards the one of the largest one. There
were three of them and they go No. Nine and
then he went to the next one. They go to nine,
and he gave him the small one.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, they were worried about him, that he wasn't going
to be able to handle the alcohol content.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
How drunk was he when he was ordering?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
He didn't say they got to do that for Aussie's too.
Aussie's are way worse than America wor There were so
many Brits in France. It was like a goddamn occupation.
It was crazy, and they're not as bad as the
actual French. So it was a whole combination of bullshit.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Did you get did you get kicked out? Were you
told to go home early? Is your family still there?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, they're enjoying themselves. Yeah, I'm alone a
week ago. That was a couple of days. I landed.
I think it was Friday, Saturday. Well you didn't join
us last week? No, yes, it was this weekend or Monday.
Maybe I landed. I don't remember. I was gonna I'm
going to be in the air and I was. I
told Ray, pull up the text.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I was like, Ray, And if you would have been here,
I would have told you. Counting stars the number one
Philly in America was going to win, and the Ortes
brothers dominated at Saratoga.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You told us and.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I text after Counting Stars won and once again, I
don't know anything. I just have a friend who's a
part owner, and he goes, hey, here's your advice. Tell
your wife, because I don't gamble. So my wife is like, hey,
I'm gamble.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I didn't place one battant to.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I didn't feel like that.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
No. No, the winning doesn't erase the losing. Again, no,
because it doesn't like I expect the win. I don't
expect to lose.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's no.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've seen your results. But I said to my wife, Okay,
here's what I can tell you. If either one of
the Orties brothers or on a horse, you bet them
to win and to place. And I think they one
brother won three races, the other one won two or three,
including he was on Counting Stars to win the tenth race.
(08:07):
I think they want maybe half the races.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They said, if you exact a box, those two and
Flavian the other jockey, yeah, it's up like twenty three percent. Roia.
It's fucking nuts. But these guys roll.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It didn't matter because my wife says Uh, do you
know anything about this horse? I said, who's riding? She
goes Uh. I think it's Jose Ortiz bet him to
win ship it.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think in the derby what he won? Yeah, so
that Mario. Remember he bet on all of the Puerto
Rican jockeys except.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, they've been training for this since day one. Those
guys are stunting their own fucking crowd.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's like China finding.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, yeah, it's like footbinding. No, it's like girls gymnasts.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, wait do they do? They keep them short? I
thought that was just naturally four.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
You're gonna do gymnastics, I don't know, or you're going
to be a thief in Ocean's eleven. Yeah, you got
that one guy, the most integral part. Without him, they're fucked.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
The guy who doesn't say anything in the entire movie.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What you been? Oh? Did you look up shartruse? Did
you look up anything?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
So chartruse is best paired with any citrus and dark chocolate.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Dark chocolate. I thought we were talking about drinks. Isn't
it a mixer? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It says any type of like people, type of stuff
that gets pared.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Calling out, and that's not me no, because it doesn't
pair with what I pair. Uh is there a drink
called a paper plane?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yes, it's great.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay, that's what my guy at the liquor story said. Uh,
you know, mixed drinks like paper plane.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I go with paper.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Planes, bourbon or rye, apparol, apol, I think in lemon juice.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
By the way. April in Europe, Oh my god, it's
through the room everywhere. April Sprits and now Select Sprits
is what they're doing. Oh yeah, Hugo Sprits is big.
I don't know it does. Was Saint Germain.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
We went to uh, British Virgin Islands, and my wife
and my son. It was ten in the morning and
we're out by the pool and my wife goes, is
it too early to order an apple April girlad And
my son goes, hey, I'm in I.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yes, that was it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Ten in the morning. April Sprits. That was like, I
tried it. I mean it's refreshing.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, they're they're not heavy, they're delicious, and I think
girls like to drink. Yeah, it's a lower booze cut
bands was like water. Yeah, they're not IV dripping easy
any more.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Social media pictures of your wife from Europe.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Not since the pod, not that I put up with
her cameo, her cameo. Yeah that was fucking quite Uh yeah,
well what do you know, it's Barb.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Here we go, it's a camera and your mother in
law she showed.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Up for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah she was there.
So we got the Barb found this place in Italy
that she got a sick deal on. Blah blah blah.
But it was fucking huge. It's like ten bedrooms, like huge,
it's like a villa. Yeah, but no a c again, dude,
they don't believe in it. And so the in laws
were like, hey, we'll come and fucking see you there
for a week. And so we did that whole thing
and it was great, awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Is that who the guy was with the shirt off
behind you?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, he's a clothing optional dude. He's a European as hell.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You just bring him around.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
He just does whatever he wants. He's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, as far as father in laws go, I get
pretty lucky. Yeah. He's stud What do you mean stud? Like?
Is he like a man's man kind of No? Oh no,
he's like an intellectual and we don't like that. Yeah,
he likes like reading plays.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well, her parents are intellectuals, right, yeah, yeah, yeah characters
and yeah yeah lesbian's vespians lesbians play lesbian on TV?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Or so her dad?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah lesbian her dad? Who could be?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's how good an actor plays the movie. Uh okay,
now that we've reunited, reconnected here missed y'all.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Dude, nothing will make you more patriotic than going to
fucking France for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
That does do that?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Miss this country? Yeah? Oh my god, people, But did
you have to go there to miss this place? Yeah? Yeah,
I think so. Yeah. I can see how everything kind
of works over there, like it's supposed to work, but
it doesn't really, And there's thirty two steps to get
something done as opposed to just go on the fucking
internet and nothing is always you know what I mean,
it's always kind of working over there. Everything the ac
(12:33):
the plumbing, the fucking food service, all that shit.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's like a twenty year delay.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, it's like half ass, but that is kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
One of the endearing parts. Although if you go there
and like one person is like your fucking government, I'm like,
hold on, dude, that allowed that. We're allowed to say
that you're alone.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
With that ship, they say right over the top, like,
oh a miracle, Donald Trump, like shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, by the way, uh, last week Ray lost two units,
so you still plus none.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Shae wasn't with us last week. Min it's fifteen. I'm
gonna have a recount there. No, we're not doing a
bad Larry in my own time, okay, my own spare time.
I'm gonna get the fucking avacus out there.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Dylan lost three units your minus forty six U. Two
listeners actually say, I don't know if they're the only
two listeners we have, but two listeners send it in
a questions for Shay. They're asking for advice for a
friend they're taking to a strip club for the first time.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
What to do and not to do? Perfect? All? Right?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
This is why I'm here? Is it fully nude or
just topless? Well, you didn't send it. What state are we.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It's fully nude?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I didn't get to state.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I didn't ask that.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
What state is it? Maybe Georgia.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I didn't ask the state. It's a bachelor party.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
So Georgia. Let's say, are they white? Assume it's Scottsdale. Okay,
So Scottsdale are gonna have a whole lot of talent
that wants to go to Vegas anyway, right, so their
moneysuckers dot com. You gotta be careful around those women.
They're hustlers, like a motherfucker. What you need to do
is go to No Gallas, Arizona, which is right on
the border, and you will find a lot more interesting talent.
(14:07):
Is this talent get called up from the minor leagues?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Correct? So Scottsdale, they'll do it in the off season,
and they're always going to Vegas to make the real money. Okay,
they're all tricking to by the way, all of them.
But it'll be a thousand bucks to get it in.
Don't want to do that any worth it. It's like
Reno too, right, yeah, Reno is much more depressing. But yeah, yeah, Scottsdale.
You're gonna see a lot of middle aged women too
in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, yeah, a lot of moms mad
(14:34):
at their ex husband, hate their.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Kids, second marriage, bachelorettes.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Exactly, exactly. Okay, but get dances, but just don't act
like you care. Don't care. I remember you telling me that
I never got a dance of my life. Well that's
a lie. But later on in my life when I
turned the corner, I never got a dance. But this
guy should, He definitely should. What do you mean turn
the corner? Well, when I was a kid, you go
to a titty bar, You're like, what a fucking lap days?
(14:58):
I want to lap dance? And then you figure out
the game and you're like, I don't want a lap dance.
I just I want to get to know you. So
you just made a friendship instead.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The second listener is having a bachelor party and so
they're gonna drink, gamble, hit a strip club and his
future brothers in.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Law will be there. Gotta ditch him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
They're religious and drink very casually. How does he ditch
them to ensure that he won't start off the marriage
with them thinking you're a posy.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
You order a car service and tell them to get
in and you make that motherfucker drive off. That's it,
and you ditch them. You have to ditch them. There's
no chance you can do that in front of Mormons.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, I don't know if they're Mormon, pretty close, they're
just religious. By the way, I played golf with Dylan
big Deray and Mario and on the tenth fair away,
that guy was in the behind us and saw that
Ray had his shirt tail out.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Ooh, and he heard about it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
They drove up and he said, hey, Bud Pal, No, Bud,
Bud FRIENDO.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's like Chief or Champ.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, and Ray was shaken.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I don't know why, but the guy didn't come up
to me since I'm the member and say, hey, make sure.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
You guys have your shirt tails head.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
First of all, he shouldn't have said anything to anybody
because they were playing their music loud.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They were Yeah. The complainer was, yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
You could just like hear it rock, yeah, something like that,
maybe a little bit of Drake mixed into.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Oh well Dan.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I think why they went up to Ray was that
you were in the fair way.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I was.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I was in a fascue. I also heard them like,
look at this guy hacking it up because my first
shot over they were like thirty five forty.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Oh hell, a whole long time out. I thought this
was like a sixty five year old gentleman or some shit,
some tenured member. At the end, I know it was a.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Probably four goombas from New Haven.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
That would have edged poorly. Yeah, but you should have
tucked your ship in. That's a fact I don't think so.
Oh yeah, hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
I just saw a video of like people playing pebble
like am and Ross Saint Brown in them. Their shirts
weren't tuck fuck.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, you've ever even been on a golf course.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I have. I've been on one doing.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
What you don't belong to a country clone.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Of course not, but I've been on a golf course.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I told Ray, you don't. Okay, how much of a
shirt do I need to tuck in?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
We'll make sure it ain't hanging out the back all
of that.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
So if I tuck it in in the back but
not the front.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
No, got to be all the way around. Sometimes you
lose a little. No, I'm swinging for the Downs apparel. Man,
you gotta have something breatheable and ship I get it,
but tuk it in.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Those guys are also not refilling their divots. You already
know that.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
They're not raking the bunkers. They're playing their music. My
kids aren't allowed to leave the house in sweatpants. I'm
definitely gonna be the guy who says tuck it in.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
All right, look at what you're wearing right now.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I know I feel I feel awful. If I feel awful,
you look great. Yeah, the bottom of a psych ward.
I feel like I just got suited up with a
psych ward.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Are welcome to hell?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You are your big pants and no laces. Justin Herbert
got engaged. I saw that big Madison beer.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
That was relatively quick. Right A year? Yeah, a year?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yikes? Love story to l A wonder how that's gonna
end up. She got a million dollar engagement.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
He's been a million on it.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I saw her showing that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, maybe it was a lab diamond.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I was gonna say, can't you just do the lab ship?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Now we can see people that you know who just
get these fucking rocks for engagement rings. I'm like, got
it like that?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I don't know. It's a million buncks.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like it'll be like a six carrot diamond.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
If they break up, does she give it back?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think you supposed to.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I think you're supposed to. But it's a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
She doesn't.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah, but she's got money. He's a pop star. Be
a million more whatever once you.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Got If your fiance break up with you Dylan, do
you get the ring back.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
She breaks up with me?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I think either way, I'm gonna be like, can I
get that.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Back if you break up with her? I don't think
you're way.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I can't be like.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Or you take the ring first and then you're like
just steal it when she's asleep or something.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You take it over nightstand texter.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Now you say, hey, I want to put my initials and.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Or just get a duplicate ring, a fake a dummy
ring people have done or ship who was that? You
know like those videos where people will go around with
a diamond tester to people like court sided games with
like chains and stuff, and they'll try and they'll be
like fake.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
No, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Some there's a videos like a chick on the casino
floor and they went up and did it to her
massive and it was just like red and it was
literally just boom crestfallen.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Chargers over under nine and a half.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That's good and Herbert to win MVP plus a thousand.
If you look at all these guys who have gotten engaged,
I mean I might have Cherry.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Picked Joan just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Mahomes got engaged. Super Bowl appearance party engaged, Super Bowl appearance,
CMC Super Bowl appearance. Josh Allen wins MVP, Jalen Hurts
super Bowl MVP, and a super Bowl champion, Sam Darnold
wins the Super Bowl. Now, Herbert definitely not cherry picked
at all.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
What if it's a second marriage.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
My research doesn't go that far.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Cheatah what's the name after uh Tyreek? Yeah, then he's engaged,
have a kid.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I think he's working on racking up the lifetime Tromarty.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, if it was just having a kid, Kromarty would
be the best defense.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
He or what he had, like thirteen, fourteen, eleven women?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, at what point do they have him on hard
knocks and he couldn'tname them all?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah, which I get Nick Cannon.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Nick Cannon's I mean, if you have thirteen kids, you're
going to be on to like be like, fuck, where
was the thirteenth one? We'll actually probably forget like seven
number seven, you know, like in the middle of the There's.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No way I can go deeper than it doesn't no chance.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Philip Rivers has what fourteen?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You know he's got yeah, ten or eleven, cranked out
a couple more, we don't know. Yeah, he could have. No,
he's very religious. She could have. I mean she could have. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I don't think it's like, Hey, I haven't been home
in a couple of weeks. Anything happened. Oh I had
another kid? Yeah, surprised, probably.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Quite a lot.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Uh last week? Uh chay of course? No show h
three m Ray not good, not good.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Casey Jarvis had five over on Sunday. That kind of
killed me too.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
But you did have Luke Littler winning the World match
Play in darts.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
He's the man, He's unstoppable. They're doing a thing on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Too, like an instant doc.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
No, if you beat him in a game of five
oh one, you get half a million dollars. I signed
up yesterday.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
What if it? What if you don't?
Speaker 5 (21:55):
But I think you're just welcome to Netflix. You enjoyed
your twenty seconds of fame and get out of here.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Do you have to spend money to get in?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I just signed up and they asked do they screen? Like, yeah,
they screen you. They're like, how many times have you
played darts over the last month? And they go, what's
your nickname? So I said mine was mister sixty six
because whenever I get a sixty I got a five.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And a one.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
You had all you could have chosen anything.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I don't know. I was doing it quickly. What would
what would my nickname be?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Your nickname be appropriate? Okay, I'll be appropriate. You don't
have to cut this. Ray Mysterio Junior would have worked
better than mister sixty six Darts, Joe Child, Predator dot Com.
We also worked h five hundred feet away from a
school zone. How about Hip Hip her Ray.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I like that Hip Ray? Yeah, all right, I'll do
another one.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Uh, Dylan, Dylan, you nothing, no show? Jay? Uh? That
brings us to why is Shay going first? You're the
club bounds leader.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
I always feel like that. Shay starting off gets us
on a good note, and then I go in with
the real research.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
All right, all right, go ahead, Shane. A Rocket Classic,
not Rocket Mortgage Classic, just Rocket Classic.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I think they're taking the Rocket Mortgage out of Detroit?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Are they?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I think that's done after this year? No?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Where do they go in Cleveland?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I saw.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I don't know how credible it is. I think Sampo
might be taking this. Who the insurance company, I don't know,
something like a Japanese insurance.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
It wouldn't be Rocket outside of Detroit, right, like it
would just be a new title sponsor and everything in
a different I don't know they've they've moved some of
them around, Like the BMW Championship has been Maryland the
last few years.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now, it's like, what isn't the Cleveland Cavaliers owner owns
Rocket Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
But it's there, it's based I think, uh, he's based
in Detroit like he wanted.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I think he wanted to switch franchises. I think he
wanted to switch Cavaliers for the Pistons.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We also owned. I think Red Wings too, right, be
doesn't Gilbert on the Red Wings?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I thought that was Illage Caesars whoever owned?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah? Meza Pizza, Pizza Pizza. I grew up on that ship. Okay,
what are you going? All right? Rocket Nap top ten
plus two eighty five, Batilla top ten plus three to
fifty Super I like this Super plus five sixty top
ten and Jackson Coyvin top twenty plus one ten Baseball.
(24:22):
I'm finally back in America. Danny Balmer plus one seventy
against the little Caesars Padres are one to fifty now, yeah, okay,
laying one to fifty agst the Rockies and Cardinals plus
one hundred against the Cubes. Let's go Hi Ray.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
All right, So Rocket Classic at the Detroit Golf Club.
We're doing what we did last week, even though it
didn't work. It's a they just underwent extensive renovations, so
they said it's gonna be a little harder for long hitters.
But history shows that long hitters play well. So it's
a driver's paradise with large greens. So based on that,
Chris got her up top twenty minus one ten. He's
(24:58):
ninth and stro skinned off the tea and he's twenty
six and putting. And if it's a driver's paradise, that
kind of pairs pair as well. For got her up.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Tell you what a driver's paradise is Italy. They got
a real driving culture out there. I saw so many
fucking dakati's ripping a row it. French couldn't drive a
fucking wagon wheel, but you don't drive a motorcycle, you
ride it. Yeah, I gotta say I got a whole
new respect for Italians now because because I was there,
and there's so much better than the French comparison. Oh
(25:26):
it's not even close. Did you not realize this before
I forgot Danny. It's been a minute since I France.
They're mean, they hate kids, and.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
They do the dog thing right, dog thing Fucking.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Dogs, dude, you get everybody brings their dumb little dog
into a restaurant, doesn't matter if it's like a crape
stand or it's the most expensive restaurant fucking on tee.
They got some little Pomeranian sitting there barking while you
pay god knows what for fucking caviar and bullshit.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You definitely wouldn't go to France today and be like
this country once colonized like half the world. No, A
long way.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Continue, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Nikolai Hogard top twenty plus one, seventy five. He's fifth
in driving distance this season. He has four ten or
four top tens this season as well, and he did
that at Waste Management at the Houston Open, and so
I'm going to go with him there and then this
is a classic for me. Xander Schoffley top ten plus
one sixty nineteenth and stroke scanned off the T fourteenth
(26:22):
and driving distance. He hasn't won this year, yeah, which
is shocking.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
So I feel like Scotty hasn't either, but he's.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Won an event, but he hasn't won a major. Xander
hasn't won a single event this year, so I feel
like he might be due. So if you want to
do him to win, why not?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Sounds like what I say in Keno you do, you're
doing fucking do?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Never works out that way.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Story of my Life.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Ryan Girard top twenty plus one eighty five. Considered one
of the better ball strikers in the field. He finished
tenth at the Charles Schwab, runner up at the Memorial,
and ninth at the Open. He's playing well, so he's
a bitch.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
I don't know anything. I've never heard him speak. But
good golfer, good ball striker, Shay. This is what's listed
on DraftKings top Asian golfer Hideki Matsiyama.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Sev's call it. You're working for DraftKings.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
What's more, he's American. Oh, come on, he's from California.
I know. But we're talking about Oh, we're talking about citizenship.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I'm sorry you.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You brought this on Asian.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, like if you were top Irish golfer. It's not
like anyone named Rory Mickmichael.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah. But I wouldn't be on that yeah, in that category. No,
I wouldn't be in that category. He's an American.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm an American, proud American.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
But right, you have all people would I'm a proud
American too, just by your heritage is fucking yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But you're not German. Yeah, no, you wouldn't be under
the you know, German favorites.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
To win this up to him, he would, but no,
you wouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay, continue rankin.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
So Hedki has been playing really well, top fifteen in
his last three events, and he played really well last week,
almost made a run at the at winning it but
fell behind, and he's seventh in strokes gained around the green.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
It just feels like way too much, I know, I think, Wow,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Would rather be a nine units than minus fifteen or
minus forty six?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, but you could be that way with out telling
us that you did.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You're a teacher's pet, yes, yes, you're like, don't.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
We have a quiz today?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yes? I never did that promise, right, I was never
check the homework. I was asking for pencils and all
that type of stuff. So all right, Aldrich, I don't
even know how to.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Geter, y'all this this guy hits it a long way. Yeah,
South African?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Too many words, Dan top?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Is he top South African?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah? Does he count his top?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
What you're talking about was that he's South Africa's from
South Africa? South Africa.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Are there any guys in the field from a country
in Africa that's not South Africa.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Or like on tour Morocco?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I don't know if there's a rocking golfer.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I'm not seeing anything here.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Continue Ray, you know what.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I'm just gonna say, Top forty plus one forty he
won here last year.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, this was the in a playoff coming out party. Yeah,
Dad was there. Yeah, get some bombs. Well that leades
to Dylan. It does.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Also we do have to give bat Larry a little
credit for being early on the Gottera up train.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
He was, but only because he was from that.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The reasons are dumb, but he was right. Yes, all right,
Dan the Rocket Classic Sung JM. This is almost my
last chance plus eighty six hundred.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Just bomb it.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
He's just gonna end up balling out in the President's Cup.
It's not gonna matter, h Sung JM. Top ten plus
five fifty.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
We need to get Son jam on the show. Yes please,
and they're also no, I'm not gonna have Colin Mori
cow on with you a deci a decie.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, top Asian golfer, Asian golfer.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, if he wins top Asian Golfer at the Rocket Classic,
we gotta have. I'm on the show in a.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Very respectful way.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
What is Sun jaym America?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Korean?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
What? Correct?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now? Everyone's America?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
What welcome? We welcome all? Is he the top Korean golfer?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Probably see Woo Kim?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
See who Kim was up there? I'm looking at it now.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, but he's my top Korean golfer.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Okay, now I know the end what North Korea has
for golfer because they're just holding.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
They have the leader who gets a hole in one
on every hole.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
That's true, and that doesn't have a butthole. What you
remember that? No, that was one of his claims he does.
He doesn't ship, he doesn't ship, and he's hit a
hole in one on every hole.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
He's like a twenty one year old girl. I never poop.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I didn't know Kim Jung and poop weird man. They're
great lives to make up because they're just it's like
I'll make up the most impossible lie and they have.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
To try to prove otherwise.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Sun Jay is plus seven eighty for top Asian Golfer.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Might have to throw a little sprinkle on that.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
So Asian golfers are only Asians not Americans. Yeah, they
they could be from Korea or China or wherever. As
can't have American citizenship. What if they have dual citizenship
America in Korea.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
You can do top American, top European, top Asian, Canadian, Danish,
Jamie Ray, you can do.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Some research on this for next week.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Have dual city.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
We're better on ethnicity. I'm in. I'll reach out to DraftKings,
thank you, okay, anything else.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I also got slick Ricky Fowler top five plus seven
to twenty, yes, coming off of his amazing win there,
which was now three years ago. And then I also
got the Orioles against scooball fading school. I'm fading the
aces still. It did not work last year.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Is schoobl pitching.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Schoobl's pitching today. This is probably last star.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
And then it'll be in a Dodger uniform, yeah, or
a Yankee uniform anybody else is good, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, I'd rather the Dodgers and the Yankees.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Then why do you think the Dodgers are less evil
than the Yankees? Now?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Like organizationally now, probably not, But I just hate the
Yankees more.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Old habits hard, Old.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Habits die hard. Like in the World Series, I was,
I mean, obviously I was like, I hate both these teams,
but I was brooding for the Dodgers.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Yeah, well, you're a Mets fan, so the Yankees stuff
and just.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Being around here too, like winning geographically doesn't really do anything.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
That's when Italian Americans really start fucking making a bad
name for themselves. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, you've ever seen they scan around the.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Crowded sh get on the Metro North Oh my god,
jerseys that are like here, I just glass and that
they were there.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
The Yankee jerseys like this, except with nothing on underneath
a bunch of guinea horns and stuff. That's what it's
called the necklace. Oh really, not this like the one?
You know.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Do you have a star, David, don't look directly at it,
straight to hell. It's actually I think it's speaking of
star David. I saw the Arch of Titus in Rome
and brought about. You saw a lot of cool ship coliseum.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Did you connect did you connect through like Austria or anything?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
No, we went.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I went from You didn't see your parents while you're
over there?
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Nah? No?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Did you tell them that you were there?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
I did? They found out via Instagram. Yeah, Barb loves
the Graham the Uh oh yeah, that's why I don't
see her. I'm on Facebook. Well no, she doesn't even
know how to log onto Facebook. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
The colosseumsch sick a lot of murders.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Oh yeah, we mean like death Boy combat.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well, I don't know if it was combat when they
sent you know, the Catholics out there and had the
lions kill them.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
There we go, poor Catholic.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
They've had it.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
They've had a pretty last week. We talked about what
weapon you would want to choose. We didn't get your answer.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
What you want? Nobody use? Shark?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
What's a shark?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Like the goddamn shark?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Great?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Right, they brought him in. They would flood the place
and they used that as a weapon. Absolutely, shark kill everybody.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Is that where they came up with vomitorium that the
exits that it was vomited vomitorium.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
It was called.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
That's what they called the exits. No, I didn't know
that vomitorium.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Right, you're fucking up the origin right now.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
I think it had to do with colosseum.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
It did have to do with the colisseum. It means
like poured out, so people would pour out of the exits.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I've never even heard yet.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Way to go, big brain, watch out scripts who's going
to be the top Indian winner? Whoa they're all American?
Samir Patel?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
A string of hotels about we shut it down. That's it,
We've done it. We uh back together, our beauty, full studio,
new studios.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
It's nice. Got corduroys on today. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
That's a was a great surprise. I would appreciate next
time you let me know you're ordering it, because.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'd like to order something.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Are you in need of more?
Speaker 4 (35:14):
You can't have enough? What is the deal with quarterback?
The way it feels? Yes? Why did you wear the
lore that? These do feel a lot of cords instead
of a lure? They just you know what? Every time
I wear these? Every time.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, there's a woman who says, come on, those are
awesome pants.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
People say that to Dylan though, too.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Where are you hanging out Starbucks? In Starbucks, people are like,
hold on, dude, yes, women, grocery store, Yes, you'd be
grown women.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
You're just hanging out at Starbucks waiting for a complem.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
I'll take another flat white guy in the corners, won't
we keep sudjusting.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I'm just saying, you're gonna have people say, right out
of these mothers, or they're gonna go let me touch them? No, yes,
and you them Yes, I can't. I can't risk that.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, you can't.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
No, the old Shay you you would, the old Jay
would probably have a jumpsuit of these if women were touching.
But I don't like people like the Valor.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
We could migrate to Valor track suits, I.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Think, to the Italian track suits Adidas. No, lord, now,
well you have that.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
From when it's hot out, but the Valor when it's
a little.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
When it's corduroy weather. Yeah, all right, I'm in an
homage to the Italian Americans that I have a new
new found respective, or at least.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Like I do a matching jacket Dan to go with
the cords.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
That'll do it for this week. It's been our pleasure
to serve you for a job for France. Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
We go to the beach, you're not allowed to down there,
they're allowed.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
That was a couple of years ago where I think
they thanks for joining us on.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
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