August 12, 2026 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a Gamble, except without Dan Patrick.
This week, Oh boy, the hound's been let loose.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Do you think he's gonna regret this?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, almost certainly he did. He did talk about potentially
regretting it. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The question is who snitches us out? He's not going
to listen to the fucking full episode, like.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I guarantee this really thous He's also traveling, so he'll
have like ambient time to you know, listen to it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, he gets the Wi Fi on the plane. They
give that to him courtesy Delta one or some shit
they get.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I think Delta just gives it to you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Actually, you know what, Speaking of fucking airlines, we were
supposed to go to Pittsburgh last weekend. Obviously that all
went to ship. There's you know, they air traffic control
issues or weather or something. Uh, and we had to
rebook air flight got canceled. First one we rebooked another
one and then on American and then thirty minutes later
(01:14):
that got canceled. Yeah, they wouldn't give me. They won't
give me a refund. Why not they give me flight credit?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, yeah, that's the refund.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, but they can. They canceled the flight for what, like,
for whatever reason, whether the air traffic is drunk pilot,
drunk pilot, I don't. I don't give a shit what
the reach.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's always weird seeing a pilot like drink of the
bar at the airport. I've never seen, yeah, because like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What is the Commodore's club or something or the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, they have their own private club.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, they have a like it's basically their own lounge.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They can drink in private.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So you've never seen they drink.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I've seen him at the barrio, especially in Italy. It
happened to Milan.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, yeah, they're all drunk. They're European pilots probably, it's
like a prerequisite.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know. What I hate is like being on a
European flight and they say everything and like the host
country first, Like if you're flying from America to Italy,
they say everything in English and they're like in Italian yeah, like,
shut the fuck up. Everybody here speaks to English. Shut
the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, if it's Air Milan then.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, whatever, idiots.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, we want English one, English one battle, but like
we want like English the language one yeah overall.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah yeah, just tell the.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Friends we don't have to learn any other languages.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, and that always pisses me off. You know, Europeans
are like, you only speak one language, motherfucker Texas, it
takes you nine hours to drive across. Yeah, it's one language.
You can go from France to fucking Belgium in twenty minutes.
You should speak Flanders or whatever the fuck Flemish flemishsh
fucking dork.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, let's see what do we What do we got
going on your ship? You gave birth. We were talking
about that before.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I did not give birth. But then I have horror
stories of the roommate giving birth. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
the first one.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, you made it sound like it was like a
horror story for you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was I got injured. I got deeply injured my back.
I fucking threw my back out because at the hospital. No,
but I will tell you a story about up a durls. Anyway,
the roommate's giving birth on the first one and it's
like a hard birth. And the nurse was on one
side of her and I was on the other, and
she was like, you gotta fold her, and so we're
fucking you know, pregnant women are not exactly petite, So
(03:20):
I'm fucking folded.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
They're fat.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I wouldn't say all that, but I'm folding her like
a goddamn accordion and I throwing my back out and
I'm laid up. I'm fucking laid up while they're giving birth,
while she's giving birth, and I had no union protections,
and this nurse is just like giggling at me, like
I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You say we're pregnant when who like, do you know
how people say like we're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We yeah, no, she never said that, did you No? No, god, no,
no no. But it was great.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Did you look pregnant at the time, yeah, yo, yo.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well the problem is when the first pregnancy of the
room had she like enjoyed it, you know, it was
we were like having giving birth. No the pregnant part. Dude,
Oh he know. All these women, they fucking Colt Calorie.
They work out all the time, Like and then you're pregnant, You're.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Like, well fucking orson Wells bro.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was like fried chicken for lunch, deep dish pizza
for dinner. It was great snickers. She used to send
me out. We lived in a sketchy neighborhood, like we
gentrified the shit out of it, and she would send
me out.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Usually it's the gaze that we were after the gaze.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh so yeah, they come in bulldoze the gays.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We lived above a shop where I had a gay owner,
big lesbian. She was cool. He was a lesbo. Yeah.
I usually don't get along with them because of the
company they see.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, they see you as well. I think they see
you as like it's like a dog looking at itself in.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The mirror, exactly like you. We're competing, look like us,
we're competing for the same prize.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, I see what for you. But anyway, she would
send me out for like chocolate at midnight, and like
I'd have to pass through like the Puerto Rican drug
dealers to like go to the bodego.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And then you back pedal and say actually, essentially.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, I would like take off all my fucking girl.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That was back in your drinking days too, So you're like, hell.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was getting it in back then.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did you drink during the labor stuff? Were you drinking?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Did I bring booze with me?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, no, no, no no. The roommate would have cut me
open with a scalpel.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That would be kind of like unfair, be like you're
sitting there drinking.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I did it, will do the epidural, So like they
give them the epidural. The roommate got an epidural in
the first one and it was after like hours and
hours of labor and pain and she's like fucking going
through an existential crisis and it's time for the epidural.
They were like, all right, you got to leave. And
I was like why. They were like, no, it's just
a doctor and the pregnant person doing the epidural. I
(05:35):
was like, fuck that. I want to see this ship,
like I want curiosity. Yeah, well, dude, not only that,
you're putting a fucking needle in the back of my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They're fucking nasty and they were like, you gotta leave. Later,
I found out it's because they don't want any witnesses
in case they fucking paralyze a pregnant woman. So they
go to court and all this shit, it's just a
doctor and the pregnant. What you can't trust a pregnant lady?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's true, Yeah they're crazy, but what what Like other
possible explanations would be that she got paralyzed from the
doctor doing the epido, Like.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, like she she sneezed or some shit. Yeah, yeah,
they would try and blame her.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh like wow, the needle was it?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Because they're doing it, you're fucked.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, they say, you like can't move.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Right benefit the pregnancy, the labors a lot of you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh you just sit there and the thing falls. Yeah,
that's that's medically grabbity.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, they stand her up with the baby.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Just they suspend you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, like a like a batman.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Actually, all right, here we go. It took you.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Jesus was essentially a pregnant lady.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
All right, Okay, I'll put you on the prayer list.
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Uh do we even want to go over where we stand?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I can't bet?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, I shouldn't be fucking fucking Ray, the guy who
loves to go out on a limb here. Our quant
are non Asian.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kuant, which is not a quant.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's our quant.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, that's he doesn't even speak English.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, I do. I want that my team raise up
fifteen and a half units.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Down fifty two.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I wasn't gonna actually, I was gonna skip that part.
I just you're down eighteen and a half and you're
actually like trying.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I lost every golf bet again, that's two weeks in
a row. At least, I'm not even trying. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
On the bright side. I think we're redoing the units
after pretty off next week, and then I think football
season starts, so we're gonna wipe the sleep.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It is twenty ninth week zero August. Is that it
starts off unc TCU in Ireland. But should we just
go to that?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Can you get Danny to send us to Ireland?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Almost certainly not, but we can ask. You don't get
what you don't ask for.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm showing up at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, should we? Actually I was thinking about that we
could rip it over there. It's a bit of a hike,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Such a hike, it such a pain of the ass.
That flight sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It would also suck when we got there, and he'd
be like absolutely not, yeah, go home.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, but yeah, I don't think he'd do that. He
wouldn't even see us, he'd be doing like that's true.
We could just kind of we could just sort of
slink in with Bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, actually Bad Larry and so we con trojan horses
through Bad Larry's So they're actually friends.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah. Actually he tolerates us with no no.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Speaking of we were talking about luck earlier. Do you
guys see the power balls at a billion dollars? What
would you buy?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I have a plan already to buy a small sovereign
nation and take it over.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, that's not bad though. That's a good, really good idea.
But you're getting four or fifty million, you can't do that.
I would buy a Boeing, like an A three thirty
or like the two story one you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Know, oh yeah, the double decker.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, and I would hire like one hundred midgets to
hang out with me. I'd buy a couple of kilos
of cocaine.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well you know, so you know what you can do
with the midgets.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And I wouldn't lay on the plane. I would just
keep lying.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
You put an iPad on top of their head. Yeah,
and then you put blow on it and they just
sort of walk around. It's almost like past or nerves. Yeah,
I would that. God will never let me win the lottery.
I would die.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Would you tell the roommate if you want?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No way, I would tell the roommate.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, well, Connecticut, you have to disclose.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No no, no, no, no no, no, no you don't.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You can't take it anonymously.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yes you can if you have an LLC. No, you know,
you set up a trust, you all these things. You
could take it anonymously and you don't disclose, and you
never tell your wife about it. You just tell her
you're like a master of business.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Now, that would be yeah, it would because otherwise come
up with a cover.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, dude, Otherwise, if I'm telling Barb like, hey, there's
two hundred twenty million dollars on the plate. If you
leave me, she's got later gone.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Carl Lewis's motherfucker, and I'm taking the kids.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, hell yeah, she's gone, dude. So no, I would
never tell herybody, but she takes five million? Would I
would she take five to leave me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
What's the number?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Five thirty grand? I mean no, a new car like
eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, thirty bucks at a six pack like some rosette.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm pretty sure Connecticut you think there.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You don't have to disclose in Connecticut, I promise you.
I looked this up.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
A lot of states.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You do that. Some states you do. I've looked this
up in like my manicked states, like when I just
fucking play it out and I think about it for
twenty four hours straight. I've thought about it a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Did you see the guy who uh I think it
might have been like one of the Carolinas. He claimed
it in a scream mask because he didn't want his
family to no shit, immediately start hitting him up for money.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
My family could RECKONCT me in a mask.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Would you give us money if you want? No, I said,
I would give like thirty five people like half a
million bucks and be like, here you go, why you
have four hundred million dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, I would give you money.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I live.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I would definitely give you half a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I would disappear that. I mean if obviously, I you know,
love the kids and the roommate and all that shit,
But if I had four room fifty I'd be dead.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Dude, yeah, well, I think every I mean, I don't
think I would make it too long. No, I'd be going, Okay,
how about this, then let's just get in fucking writing
right now. If you do win, you have to give
Ray and.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I each a million dollars. I tell you what we
will do.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
That's not what I asked.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I would give you a million bucks in like macal
I'd make you come to Macaw with me and you'd
have to gamble. I would give you a million dollar
head start.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I think my first thing I'm gonna end up being zero.
I would give, but it'd be like a twenty four
hour clock whatever. I you'd have to keep gambling for
twenty four hours. I'll put on one crab for you.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Could do that. I think you have to keep gambling.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
But what if I go up to ten mili?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, cool, you keep ten million? What do you mean?
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
All of a sudden, you're playing the table minimums? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Just won twenty two million dollars playing crafts, playing twenty
five dollars handsould.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I would have somebody stab you if you did that,
I think, yeah, for sure, higher murderers. Yeah, mccaf No, I.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Don't think anyone gets found.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
No, I would give everyone half a million bucks and
then I'd be like, hey, next week, we're taking a
private flight to Vegas and then like, I'll give you
guys a million bucks a game. We'll be like, do
whatever you want with it. I'd be very generous, that's kind.
I'd be like the NFL.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Players, you know, and then you could go Then you
can go to Harbor Island.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's a nice place. Yeah, I'm a fan. They don't
let you play the numbers in Harbor Island.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
But if we took a flight to China at that
massive casino.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No, why they wouldn't let it out.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, they're not gonna leave with your money.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, dude, Macaw, The answer is macaw.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah. Probably. Or we could go class with them to
Monte Carlo.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, dude, fuck that. We could play sham into fewer
like the real shit. Yeah, James, Yeah, well, it's the
reason by karat Or exists. In the beginning of.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It, I thought the Chinese invented bacara.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, the French really yeah, are you sure? Yeah? And
Roulette all right, whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Roulette that seems Chinese too.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, the French for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Incally the word roulette is French, but baccara.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That sounds Chinese.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It does. Maybe it's the Chinese invented pizza.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah whatever, dude, fucking propaganda.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
All right, So doesn't didn't learn to share when he
was a kid. So we learned that. Oh yeah, Brad
Pitt drinking again after seven years, which I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
How did that news come out? Did somebody catch him
or did he like I think he.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Just I think yeah, he just came al was like, yeah,
seven years sober.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm back. So none of his kids talked to him anymore.
And a couple of them are like the trance They
have a bunch that was back in the time, like
collecting we're progressives looked better if they like adopt more
black kids. Yeah, more black kids, you have, the better
liberal you were like Charlie's their own.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, which and actually, funnily enough, Angeline and Jolie's dad
would probably was probably.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Not he was not John Voight. John voy was allegedly
not happy about so he just came out and said,
I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, what do you think happened?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
He's probably drinking for a while.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Well, he owns mirror of all the vineyard, which makes
the mirror of all.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
The rose, which is like one of the roommates loves that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's like one of the most highest selling rosees in
the world.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
What's the first drink you're having after seven years sober?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, I can tell you right now. I was sober.
I was sober for a decade.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, crack the answers.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
The answer is crack.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Now, what did I was Martini?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Dude, I relaxed. Actually, that beer probably tastes so far.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Beer would taste a nice bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I relapsed the day of my honeymoon, Day one, in
my honeymoon with Barb.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I feel like that's fair.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
No, it's not poor.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You must not have been did you guys have different
times on the honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I was hammerd I started drinking beer. I ended up
drinking so much beer I threw up. I've never thrown
out for beer since like junior High. That fall, I
was fucking hammered. Dude, Where were you, guys, grease? Yeah,
getting wasted on just beer. Nice.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It's kind of a lost art.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That was bombed. Dude. Yeah, I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
But remember the days when you would just drink thirty
beers and be fine. Yeah, I mean like you're hammered,
but like.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, you're drunk, but you're not like sweating and ship
Like if I had thirty beers today, I couldn't do it.
It's no way.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I guess. Yeah, I guess. Brad Pitt literally just like
was like, I'm drinking again.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We if your kids ain't talking to you, your ex
wife hates.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It, and they weren't talking to you from not because
you were drinking.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, I already flipped out on a plane and like
smacked his wife around and that's why they quit talking
to him allegedly, Thank you, Sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
But is it bad that it almost seems fine because
it's Brad Pitt alleged.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You got to get away with a lot more.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, Like if you do that, you're going to jail. Yeah,
well no one would care like Barb would care. Barb
would care, Barb would care. I'd go to like they
put me in, they would commit me. You also look guilty,
I do, Yeah, yeah I do too.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
For the records. Yeah, you like a fucking mess. I
look much better put together than you.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
You got what best dressed that?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Because you look like in a Armenian fent dealer.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That's all bar barb dresses.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Snake skin boots on and all.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Those boots are fucking badass.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They are cool. But you did look? You didn't not look?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Did I a scarf? And like a white pea coat?
You have a white I don't have a white peakat
It was a camel It was a camel coat.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Oh bad.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, it wasn't white.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It was like cream colored.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, it wasn't. It was fucking camel.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So what like uh like whatever color hair was like whatever,
Like I don't know what a brown is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Like a white brown nice jacket.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I remember it differently, yea, and.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
The roommate dressed, all the girls up and all that, Yeah, overdressed.
I would say, yeah, knowing the bums there. I was
telling her that she didn't that's all for the I
think it was. It was like a basketball jersey smoking.
I told you. Some woman pushed Lou out of the way,
like talk to him to Dan, yeah, push my middle
out of the way. She was like this, like sixty
five year old woman was like move physically. Well I
(16:07):
watched it physically moved her out of the way and
was like, oh, Dann, thank you. So much for hosting
us at this beautiful blah blah blah blah blah. It's
whatever it takes to get close to fucking power. Yeah,
fucking dork.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
People are hungry.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Jay, I do have a question for you. You came in
a little hot today about tipping. Oh dude, you had
a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I went to Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Take that. Everyone has that. It's gone overboard.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No it's not. I'm fine, I'm fine doing it. But
let's call a spade a spade. It's not a tip.
If you're at the fucking Starbucks, dude, and some blue
haired freak is taking your fucking order, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
What if it's a veteran who's working there.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would thank you for a service, But none of
them work. They don't hire veterans there. It's illegal. So
you know, some lady who doesn't even want to look
you in the eyes is taking your order and she
flips it around twenty percent. Okay, fine, I'll pay the
twenty percent. I don't care. I don't give a shit
about that. The issue is this ain't a tip, it's
a fucking bra vibe because you ain't even made the
fucking coffee yet. I tip a waitress after I get
the fucking food and there's no spit in it and
(17:06):
the service was good, Like, yeah, you're getting fucking tip
twenty thirty. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You never know if they're spinning it, but.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You trust them because they did something good. So you
got good service, you tip after that. If I'm fucking
tipping some not even the barista, I'm tipping the goddamn
person taking the order. First off, you ain't doing shit.
I understand you pull your tips and you're all fucking communists,
but you're not even telling the fucking worker that I
tipped or not. So it's just a bribe to hope
my drink shows up one day.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
It's not even a bribe. It's it's a bribe.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's not a tip.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, it's just they've It's like it's like a classic
sales thing where they're like just immediately prey on people's guilt.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, well fuck you, man, I'm not tipping shit until
I get my drink. I'll throw you some fucking cash
or some you know, I don't know, tickets to see
a Mom Donnie rally or whatever you're into. But I'm
not giving you any fucking money. He's a soldier the
n g os and all.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
This fun five nations actually in charge of it.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That fucking guy, dude, another spoiled you Ganda and that's
all we need. Fucking rich kids.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
What do you tip? What is twenty percent? Like your
stock tip? Restront easier mad too if the kids are bad.
Not bad, the kids are never bad at restaurants, but
if like you know, something happens, yeah, I'll tip more
than Like, if you're at a Chinese restaurant, they're just
staring twenty percent, no matter what the service sucks or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It is, twenty percent, no matter what, because they got yeah,
they got bills to they he's like the minimum. I
think that they got to buy cocaine from the dishwasher.
It's a hard night for them.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I understand you're still doing twenty percent if the service
is awful. Yeah, yeah, I've done. I've done way less
than that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
You're a cheap ass.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I just think that if you're gonna give me horrible
service while you're getting.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Works in a restaurant, you also don't know that it's
like their fault. Like there's so much other shit going
on in the restaurant. If they're like a total dickhead,
that might be different both. Maybe they're having a bad day.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
But like I'm not talking about a weight for food.
I'm saying if like you're just well.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I don't know what it's like in Connecticut, but in
Texas the minimum wage for a tipping person was like
two dollars and thirty three.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Cent and Connecticut iss higher, which should be.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What, yeah, whatever you want to say about that, But
you're making too. I was a waiter for like thirty
days at this Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I made it a month or was it at I
sold more.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Coke than chicken palm. I'll tell you that. I would
have fucking bundles in my apron, but it was it sucked.
It fucking sucked down.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's tough.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It was brutal.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's why, like your I think, like the goal if
you're like a career server would to be like get
into like a steakhouse or like a nice restaurant where
that's like the I mean, you actually do make a
lot of money, but you gotta those that's like a
tough lifestyle, particularly if you're older, Like you're on your
feet all fucking day. Dealing with people usually at their
shittiest a lot of the times.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, you're like a cop, Yeah, deal with people of
their worst day.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't know. If you're going to a fancy restaurant,
people usually good.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No, not that that's their worst day, but like, you know,
like you're dealing with people. And I feel like people
have like almost more entitlement at a restaurant because they're
like I'm sitting here paying.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Especially with kid. Dude, I don't know how many restaurants
I go to in these fucking iyepads.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Bead that would never have flown gets smack.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I just hate it's so much.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
They're all going to be truly mentally disabled by the
time they're like sixteen.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And the excuse is they're all, you know, acoustic, and
that's you know, that's what my kids say. They're not
allowed to say autistic anymore. Acoustic they say acoustic. The
don't allow to say autistic in the school room or
artistic they say acoustic. Yeah, they're like, no, daddy, he's
super acoustic. Like all right, it's unplugged, never mind, I
get it.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Do you see Plexico burists talking about how playing for
the jet walking into the Jets building was like walking
into jail.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah. Yeah, well, dude, you almost shut your dick off.
You deserve worse, that's true. Who carries a glock in sweatpants? Dude?
Yeah said this when it first happened.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I had a strip club, right, I mean that's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I understand carrying a pistol in a titty bar. That
makes perfect sense to me. But you're wearing sweatpants, and
a glock doesn't have a goddamn regular safety. It's got
a trigger safety. So if you sneeze, you grab your balls.
I mean you could be shooting clip that trigger with sweatpants.
First off, going to a titty bar in sweatpants, move, Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Man, you're a horny guy.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
You're horny, dude, Get horned up, brother.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Or you just like we're at a laundry.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I mean, that's a step above athletic shorts. Athletic shorts.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You're a freak. You shouldn't be let in the club.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, I'm surprised that that. There's definitely ones that would
not let you. Well, no, obviously, sweatpants. I'm saying athletic shorts,
a gray athletic shorts. If you just were or sweat.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Shorts, shorts, sweat shorts, they should all being in public.
They're probably not allowed to even do that in Singapore,
and that's where my modeling.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Came to death.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
We should bring it back.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
You can't even spit in Singapore, like on the.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Ground you get you'll get lashed, like in public with
that split bamboo cane and just fucking slice your back.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Perfect model for this country, Singapore. Yeah yeah, if not
want you? What do you mean I'm an okay? Why stand?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah? I bet you are? Would you okay? The plaques
to goo thing? I was thinking about this question. Ten
million dollars one year playing for the worst team in
the NFL or one year in like the most cushy
white collar prison like Otisville or one of those you
play racquetball, so you're in prison.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How many Italians are at the prison?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Well, Otisville's mostly Jews, I think, oh yeah, all right,
but pick another one. What's the other one in what
was it North Carolina or something?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Federal? A federal prison?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, they're technically federal, but their minimum security it's for white.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
What I'm saying, it's a whole different security system if
you're federal versus state, like the state penitentiary is fucking like, hey,
you're getting raped.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, it's not rikers. It's like a nice little white.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Like a nice federal prison, like handball and show.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah you can play racketball and who's your who's your
bunk buddy Bernie made off.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh yeah, I do that. It is insane.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I think I would take that would fascinate.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
I'd love to know strangle of it. Take the prison
because you have to work out. You don't have to, you're.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Getting you would work.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Out, but you don't have on your own accord.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Ten years, no one one ten million. That's sitting on
my head. Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
So I guess we would say we would do one
year at just like a nice racquetball playing.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Prison instead of the NFL. I don't know the NFL.
You get you're gonna get laid. I would do the
NFL and drugs.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You could get laid at both, but.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I would do the NFL.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
See, I think I'm taking white collar prison. Give me
like a month, like a year of racquetball in a library.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Maybe like going to Hebrew school.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
And it's like going to Hebrew school.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
You're playing for the Jets. So imagine practice outside in December,
or you could just be in a.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Gold European from Texas. Yeah, I know what blood is European.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
We know you're European. We know exactly where in Europe?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I love the.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Battle of the Bulge. All right, Well, I guess picks
last week.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Haines King about.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
You?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I told you. Yeah, but Carson didn't look bad.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Now they said they might use Haines King like Taysom Hill.
The most training camp headline of all time.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Georgia looked good bad.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
He was awful in college. He was bad fresh He
was a big deal though. When he first went to.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Huge, I did say he was awful in the kind
of shoved it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
They don't figure it out this year.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I just don't. I have no believe Lincoln. If I'm
lining Riley, I'm like ship. I should have stayed at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Nah. His family couldn't take it. That's why he left.
His family was like I can't take this show.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
But I guess, And they were moving to the SEC.
So he's like better time than ever. It's high expectations.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, but they got supposed to have all the money
in the world. It should be easy.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
They have all middle management money.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Were they still in the package parents when he went?
When he went, were they still in the pack?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
So I would imagine that he was like, like, we're
going to be.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
But he was. But he was in the Big twelve,
Like Texas never should have left the Big twelve, but
he was. I don't know, because of fucking money and
TV and also their prestige bullshit. This before ni L
was n i L. So it was when kids like
wanted to play for the SEC, which that means they paid.
That's all me. It's like Nick Saban allegedly and Kirby
and all these fucking guys.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Is it even alleged.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I don't know. Technically, it's pretty obvious that the best
conference in football right now is the Big Ten.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yes, by if Notre Dame wins the title in the
modern era, I feel like that is as much a
testament to any that like everyone's paying Notre Dame. It
would be like you're sinning if you, you know, break
the rules and pay players. So the Panthers won the
Hall of Fame game, which actually sucked. I had the
Cardinals unsurprisingly.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, that is the biggest introduction to the NFL season,
Dylan just going oh for three and losing on a
last second touchdown.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, it was kind of that hurt for you.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You had what the under shocks?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I did have the under they hit that. Yeah, and
Kenny Pickett didn't rush for a touchdown.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It was an immediate three and out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
And they're like us, think some JM didn't win either.
For all those it was not even the top Asian.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Nos on a roll Asian thing.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Have you figured have you crunched the numbers yet and
figured it out?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, Colin Marakaways should be eligible. It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, well let's reach out to him and see what
he thinks.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
What were his what what? Careful? I'm being careful, But
FDR and his reign of terror with the Japanese deternament camps.
If you have any family members that participated in that,
I think you should be a shoe in for being
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able to qualify for top Asian golfers. I think that's
kind of fucked up that they take that away from you.
If your host country, if the country you have a
citizenship for, turned on your family.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So you're in favor of reparations.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, always, always have been, always will be, always will be.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
All right, Jay, just do your picks.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, I'm going back to the well. I've lost every
single golf bet the last two weeks in a row.
We'll get to golfer second. Yeah, well baseball Padres plus one,
we hit our Brewers. I was even without golf. I
lost every golf bet I made last week.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, two weeks in a row.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, uh oh yeah, Ski Yeah, Paul Skins, he's got
like a four nine array or something.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Marlin's laying one to fourteen against the Buckos he had
now against the Yankees. Padres plus one on nine against
the brew Crew, long travel, and then then we got
the golfy golf got me to do it.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, head damn, you're really spreading the wealth.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Am I allowed to say his name or somebody want
to say it for me?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Colin Morrikawa to.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Win plus twenty five hundred coy then to win plus
thirty three hundred, I'm an idiot burning money, hovelin plus
top twenty. This is my fucking ray. Yeah, I don't care.
I gotta win one golf bet plus one oh five,
and then I got uh Marikawa top ten plus two hundred,
but Tia top twenty plus two seventy five, coyven round
one leader plus thirty eight hundred. I got better odds
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on that than I do. I him winning the whole thing,
which is fucking bad luck. Shay and then Cole first
round leader plus sixty two hundred have parlay some of those.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Fucking do you know what parlay?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Uh? Colin to win Collin top ten, Matia top twenty,
coven first round.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna parlay my guy plus
twenty five hundred and coven first round leader. WHOA what
do you.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Think that'd be a juice? I mean that'll be a
juicy one. Throw ten bucks on him.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
She's not going to give us any of that money
if it hurts anyway.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
No, you got that true? Yeah, you're fucking cheap ass.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I think that's so that's so insane.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I told you we would gamble together. I would gamble
with you, fine, but I'm not just gonna give you
because Ray would like put half a million dollars. He
would like donate it to a SPCA or some fucking
no kill shelter or some ship.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I'm not going to donate anything giving he would use
it slowly over time to tip waitresses nine percent exactly.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
After awful service. I always tip.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Do you ever go back to the restaurant after you
tip shitty?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Well, that would mean I had a bad experience.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
So now, so you never go back to a restaurant
if you have bad experience.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like if the server is a dick, then no, Name
one restaurant you've been too recently where this was.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, Fairfield County. Give me one restaurant where the service sucked.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I'm not saying it's an often occurrence, but let me think,
chick fil a.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
My pleasure too many times? That does freak me out?
My pleasure?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Why?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Because it's after any every fucking other word they say
my pleasure is interesting. Some they were tortured in the
back and told you have to say this.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Wow weird. I have a problem with gentiles.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Just be open on Sunday. What's the big fucking deal
The only time you want chick Fla?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, that's the only time the gays want it. That's
why they shut down.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Is that why on gays like it on Sunday?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
The Sundays.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Okay, I'm gonna do my best now. FedEx Cup Xanderschoffley
top ten plus one fifteen.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
What a reach, What a reach. He plays the.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Best at his biggest events. He's been top twenty in
all the majors this year, so I don't see why
you can't make a run here at the FedEx Cup.
And then Ludwig Auburg. That guy, he's killed Olberg all year.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
He's murdered me.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
He's killed me all year. He played poorly at the Travelers,
which he should have shoved at, played poorly at the
Scottish Open, but he found something at the Open Championship
with the ninth place finish. I feel like he's just
too talented not to be in the top twenty in
the FedEx. So I think it's gonna be motivated. Matthew
Fitzpatrick end of round one, top five plus six sixty.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
All right, right, going down on a limb a little bit,
that's nice. Oh he's got India. He took a ben
Zone got India.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I just had to take a shot, just a shot.
He's uh. He's played really well recently. If you remove
the Open Championship, he has three top five finishes in
his last four events.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So if you're a British or Irish golfer and you
ship the bet at the Open, that should be like
a national disgrace.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah. They got enough of those though.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
National disgraces. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, well, you guys are gonna make fun of me for.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
You next the Crown.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh yeah right, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Me Scottie Scheffler to win plus four fifty five. I've
been taking Scottie all year. He's way too talented to
only win the American Express Tournament this year. He's top
eleven in all major categories and he has eleven top
five finishes. He's he's way too good to not win
a major tournament this year. So I think he's gonna
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win the FED.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Do you get any you know, like a lot of
those tournaments you get like a car or some other ship.
What do you get from the MX? Do they get
give you like a black card automatically? Yeah, you get points.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I'm sure he already has a black card.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't know, he's really not with their We have
to spend a lot. Yeah, it's not with your croctop to.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Be Yeah, you're more of a capital one guy.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm more of a credit one. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Then I'm going to baseball, which is rare for me.
I'm doing Tigers money line tonight minus one twenty versus
Cleveland since the school trade. Detroit is plus thirty seven
and run Infreeshihal the best in baseball in Cleveland. Cleveland
is two and eight over their last ten. So the
Tigers are making a charge for the division Cleveland and
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trending in the wrong direction. And I'm gonna take the
Tigers because what's his name, Valdez or yeah, Valdez is
pitching for the Tigers. I kind of like him. He'll
do all right.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I'm gonna take the Guardians. Who the Indians?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Thank you? Really?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah? M I feel like your run of purely good
luck has to come.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
To baseball has really hit or miss.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I feel like you're gonna get it's a hard grind.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Only because it would be right.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Football is my best sport.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Oh yeah, okay, darts your best apparently everyone's best sport.
Yeah me too, Yeah, me too. Apparently he's bad. Larry
coming back for football. He truly might be dead.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Should we have him on for the futures podcast that
we'll do?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You know, he's got beats.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Does he really do futures that much?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah? He did, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
He didn't do well with him either.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
No, h we'll have him on for that.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
We'll just have him on for a weekly teaser where
he takes like the bills.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, yeah, bills like against the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Teasers are off fourteen points. Even.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I know teasers are dumb, and I'm a fucking idiot.
I do too, but that's but like, you bet it
knowing that this is dumb. Yeah, Like I remember the
first time I found out what teasers were.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Like, I'm going to win every like they allow this. Yeah,
I'm going to win every bet.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I got ten points, they're all plus seventeen.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Now this is easy.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, now all right my FedEx cup bets so this
week to win the Saint Jude the Children's.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh right, that's what you would do?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You bet? You deny when it says would you like
to round up to donate the same.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You do, deny. I don't think that money goes to
Saint Jude.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
No, I think it does. But the company uses as
a write off.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, not even that they take it, dude. If you're
a gas station owner, they don't do it at gas station.
They do round up that.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Casinos.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, yeah, the ATM then no, maybe now cancel cancer.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Casino's doing it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
What are they giving that money to?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Casino's doing it as wild. They just charge you to
eleven dollars to pull out of the ATM. The like
you have ninety cents and change. Do you want that
and a voucher? Do you want to just donate it?
So like gamblers anonymouscher, it would never advertise that, but no.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
No, I always donate at the casino. I don't want
like ninety cents.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Of well, yeah, that's what they do. But they that's
only because they're like, well, make a.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Break cash with you guys. This is day one.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
No no, no, it's when you're if you're using one
of the kiosk to cash out a voucher, No fuck
the ticket, when you just go to the cage.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't really do. The only thing I do is
well keino. But I've never really won in the casino.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
If you can play like bubble craps or something, I
don't play bubble crop. Yeah, I only play real craps.
You're such a tough guy.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I just don't understand the bubble craps thing I don't
trust because you just get to sit there and want
to touch the fucking dice. If I just want to
sit there, I'm gonna go play video poker.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Well that's what I do. Yeah, you say at the
bar and then get a come watch a hooker show up. Yeah, yep,
that's actually fun. It's a lot you can burn through
money on video poker. Tho.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Didn't we see a massive fight when we were in
New Jersey visiting Larry. You were out playing video poker
and there was like a massive fight going on.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah this fight.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean Atlantic City.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I've never seen Shay so excited. He's like, you missed
the dude.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
The guy was freaking the fuck that wait.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
That happened recently again at the Tropicana, like a couple
of weeks ago, like forty bucks. Yeah, it was like
a dead dog in the drain.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, the elevator didn't work when I was there. Everybody
was lining there.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
So we would love to come back to the Tropicana
if you'll have us. We don't care about the dead dog.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
We appreciate the dead dog. No free ads, but in
the fight, the fights are nice. You don't even have
to pay for his show. Dinner in a show watch
that's going just get the ship beat out of us,
get your hospital in Jersey getting.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Stomped out, all right? To win the Saint Jude sing
j M plus ninety six hundred, I am, I'm almost
done with this. I just had to see it through. No,
just for this season of golf.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
He's got to come through for you.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
He played well last week.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
If you did him top five instead of to win,
you might actually be up money.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Now he's finished.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I do that usually too. That's my like mini Sunjay Hedge.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Like on a Saturday, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Ninety and then Sung Jim to win the whole thing,
the FedEx Cup, the Tour Championship, whatever you want to
call it. Plus sixty seven five hundred, just a sprinkle
and preseason football love it?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Why not? Ray, I'm gonna take the Lions plus two fifteen.
They're massive dogs against the Bengals.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I was just gonna mention that they were like minus
seven yesterday. I've never seen a spread.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
That they move like that.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It was plus six and a half today.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Line changed.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
They apparently Burrow and Chase and all of them are
gonna play who shit, Yeah for like two or two drives.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
But yeah, that ship they suck. Anyways, Cardinals money line
against the Raiders plus one oh five. After their devastating
beat last week, they're gonna come. They're gonna be firing.
They're gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Mm hmm okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Does Mendoza play better than Carson Beck?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Probably not, said dork.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
That's why he's gonna play better. It's smart.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
That doesn't mean he's smart, Yeah, it does, dork.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, dude, he majored in like fucking aeroscience econ or
some shit. That's not a thing. Yeah, it is a
science econ.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
All those Indiana schools do, Like Purdue is like the
best flight school in the country.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Purdue. Yeah, isn't that where the Right Brothers is? Indiana?
Or Ohio?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Now North Carolina?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No? Yeah really yeah? Yeah, wow, you're right.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Fucking no big deal talking about smart people.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Ravens moneylning against the Eagles plus one forty. The Ravens
are a preseason fucking force every year.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You know. They won't finish that bridge until twenty thirty.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, the Key Bridge. I've seen it recently because there
remember when the one minutes actually really fucked things up.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Well, no ship. Yeah, it's a huge fucking bridge across
the water. Yeah, but it's like alternative routes gotta sucks.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I think it was one of the most heavily trafficked
bridges in the country.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah. What's Raytheon doing now?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Killing children? Sponsored by and Anderil and the Best. Yeah,
big fan, big palmer, lucky guy.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I am. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
He sort of seems like if you had invented something acoustic.
But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Do we want to make bets on Dan's wedding speech?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well he kind of he kind of uh gave away
the bet divulged, So I have different ones that we
can workshop here. Okay, it would be funny if you
just got obliterated before the speech and just freestyled.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
It would around what time stamp how he said it
was going to be what eight minutes?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
He said eight minutes? He said, Uh, the robots paired
it down from ten minutes to eight minutes.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
When does he mention the groom at what time in
the speech?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't even know anything about the groom.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
You don't need to.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
His name is jo that that's a bad name. So
if it's well he's a tribesman.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
No really yeah? Is it a breaking of the glass?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I believe so. I think Dan's daughter converted?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
No really great? Good for her?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
When is also Jewish weddings are great? They're blasted?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
When is the groom mentioned in this?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
At half?
Speaker 4 (39:33):
So like four minutes?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
No earlier? Under?
Speaker 4 (39:35):
So you're gonna take the under?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, because I feel like it's all it'll be tied into.
It'll be like a quick mentions.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
How many laughs does Dan get in his speech?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
If any?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
How many? What do you mean how many?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Like how claws break?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
That's a laugh? Like you know if there's a laugh
or not? Do you think he's do you think he's
even going with humor? He's going to be crying. So
I'm gonn to say one last see.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
I actually don't think he'll cry as much. I think
he's talking about how he cried practicing it yesterday. I
think if you're alone doing it, you'll cry more. You'll
be so like nervous. There's so much other ansellers.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
He's a public crier, I think.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
For I think I'm not saying he won't cry, but
I'm saying they think.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
During the speech he won't cry, he's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
No, I think he probably will, but I think it'll
be less like he loses it immediately.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
He's gonna lose it, but tears are going to fall. Yeah,
so what well, I mean that's crying, so you laughs.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
You're gonna take under one and a half.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, I'll take over. I'll take that there, I'll take
the over.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
I think he gets one one joke in there, but
it's going to be mostly serious.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah. I think he's still going to get a couple
of laughs because of the.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Crow, and there could be some unintention.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
He's going to make a joke be cause in the
tears and they're going to laugh.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
And then how many drinks does Dan have the.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Night of the wedding. I don't think he gets boughted.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I said seven and a half as the.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Line drinks or beers, right, he's not drinking drinks? Yeah, tequila, well, tea.
I think Dan will either do tequila or winer beer.
Aren't Jewish weddings like at night? Aren't they on a
different day or something.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I don't think there's a rule.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I thought they were on like Friday.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
The Saturday is the Sabbath That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Aren't they on like Fridays or some shit?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
No, this one's on Saturday. I don't think there's rules
about that. You think if you were like orthodox or devout,
you couldn't have because you can't use like the fucking
light switch.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So it's a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Night, Yeah, yeah, evening. It's evening, Saturday evening.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
I'd say over seven yeah, yeah, I would take the
over over seven and a half over, I be at.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Nine and a half, double digits.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
That's an under for me, though.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I think he I think he.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Might get to seven cars at night with the cigars.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
And then the last one I have is does he
mention what he does for a living in the speech?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
No? I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Think it's pretty self explained.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
I think he does, because I think he'd be like
you would think me talking on air for three hours,
you I could get through a speech, but I can't
get through this one.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
You're like, did you write the fucking speech for him? No,
that's pretty specific line.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
There's a it's real spelling errors, but the point.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
We can bet it on Calshi now we can.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
No, that would be awesome market for everyone else is
bullshitting and fucking rigging all that stuff. Why can't we
just put a prop out there for that? I mean,
it would just be us trading with each other.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
What Dylan says first on Friday's show.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, ooh ooh fuck got him plus ten.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Pay the fine?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, that market would be huge.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
So you guys don't think he's gonna mention what he
does for like, no, no, I like that one. All right,
give me plus four hundred you no, hell three hundred.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
No, I'll give you two to one. No, you guys
are pretty against that.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
He's going to say that.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
So so that's why why do we lose money because
of that?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Not staking my life on it?
Speaker 3 (42:52):
One or nothing?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Who's going to report back on all this? Ship?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Dan has the speech, we'll just ask for it.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Well, that doesn't mean anything. He could have gone off
script that it's true. Is Bad Larry going to be there?
I think I have to go just to report back.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
We should have that call. And should I call Bad
Larry right now? Ask if he's going, I don't do that?
Should we text him he's working Wednesday? Yeah, he's actually
probably mid BATCHI right now? I mean if he's working,
he'll answer the call.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
That's a true that's a fact. That's a true fact.
That's a true fucking fact. All right, I think yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I think we did it?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I do as Dan today?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Did I do?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
You're awful? Awful?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, I think you did good. We have some things
to clean up.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
You think it collapses?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I think viewership?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
What do we have to clean up?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Is this viewer viewed? Is this like we put on YouTube? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:41):
You fucking old fuck.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I know it's on the Instagram.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Can you watch this contraption on that?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
How view this? A my wif weafy? How do I
get on? The week fee?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
And the fun fact about wi fi? You know people
think it stands for wireless fiber optics.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
No, I never thought of that.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Okay, well that's what I thought. Apparently it means no thing.
It was just a made up name. It's like, literally
means nothing. Just why there was a.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Catchy name for yeah, okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
And Taco Bell invented the hard shell.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Taco Taco Bell. Yeah, not Taco Bueno, No Taco Bell.
I don't believe that either.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Google it, give it a Google.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, Fine, we'll do Okay, no you Google?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Are you googling it?
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't use Google. I was Grock. I'm a grock guy.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
You fucking all right?
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Good luck everyone?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Wait, get it in.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Wait Google, I'm googling this. Yeah did Taco but no,
because fuck you? Did Taco Bell invent the hard shell?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah? People just had to listen to like a commercial
to get to this point.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
What doesn't even matter? All right, that's we're off next week.
We are off next week, so we'll be back. Uh
whatever is the week after.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
That, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Forget that date.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Good luck everyone,
Get it in
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a Gamble, except without Dan Patrick.
This week, Oh boy, the hound's been let loose.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Do you think he's gonna regret this?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, almost certainly he did. He did talk about potentially
regretting it. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The question is who snitches us out? He's not going
to listen to the fucking full episode, like.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I guarantee this really thous He's also traveling, so he'll
have like ambient time to you know, listen to it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, he gets the Wi Fi on the plane. They
give that to him courtesy Delta one or some shit
they get.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I think Delta just gives it to you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Actually, you know what, Speaking of fucking airlines, we were
supposed to go to Pittsburgh last weekend. Obviously that all
went to ship. There's you know, they air traffic control
issues or weather or something. Uh, and we had to
rebook air flight got canceled. First one we rebooked another
one and then on American and then thirty minutes later
(01:14):
that got canceled. Yeah, they wouldn't give me. They won't
give me a refund. Why not they give me flight credit?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, yeah, that's the refund.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, but they can. They canceled the flight for what, like,
for whatever reason, whether the air traffic is drunk pilot,
drunk pilot, I don't. I don't give a shit what
the reach.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's always weird seeing a pilot like drink of the
bar at the airport. I've never seen, yeah, because like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What is the Commodore's club or something or the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, they have their own private club.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, they have a like it's basically their own lounge.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They can drink in private.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So you've never seen they drink.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I've seen him at the barrio, especially in Italy. It
happened to Milan.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, yeah, they're all drunk. They're European pilots probably, it's
like a prerequisite.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know. What I hate is like being on a
European flight and they say everything and like the host
country first, Like if you're flying from America to Italy,
they say everything in English and they're like in Italian yeah, like,
shut the fuck up. Everybody here speaks to English. Shut
the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, if it's Air Milan then.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, whatever, idiots.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, we want English one, English one battle, but like
we want like English the language one yeah overall.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah yeah, just tell the.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Friends we don't have to learn any other languages.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, and that always pisses me off. You know, Europeans
are like, you only speak one language, motherfucker Texas, it
takes you nine hours to drive across. Yeah, it's one language.
You can go from France to fucking Belgium in twenty minutes.
You should speak Flanders or whatever the fuck Flemish flemishsh
fucking dork.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, let's see what do we What do we got
going on your ship? You gave birth. We were talking
about that before.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I did not give birth. But then I have horror
stories of the roommate giving birth. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
the first one.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, you made it sound like it was like a
horror story for you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was I got injured. I got deeply injured my back.
I fucking threw my back out because at the hospital. No,
but I will tell you a story about up a durls. Anyway,
the roommate's giving birth on the first one and it's
like a hard birth. And the nurse was on one
side of her and I was on the other, and
she was like, you gotta fold her, and so we're
fucking you know, pregnant women are not exactly petite, So
(03:20):
I'm fucking folded.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
They're fat.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I wouldn't say all that, but I'm folding her like
a goddamn accordion and I throwing my back out and
I'm laid up. I'm fucking laid up while they're giving birth,
while she's giving birth, and I had no union protections,
and this nurse is just like giggling at me, like
I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You say we're pregnant when who like, do you know
how people say like we're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We yeah, no, she never said that, did you No? No, god, no,
no no. But it was great.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Did you look pregnant at the time, yeah, yo, yo.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well the problem is when the first pregnancy of the
room had she like enjoyed it, you know, it was
we were like having giving birth. No the pregnant part. Dude,
Oh he know. All these women, they fucking Colt Calorie.
They work out all the time, Like and then you're pregnant, You're.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Like, well fucking orson Wells bro.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was like fried chicken for lunch, deep dish pizza
for dinner. It was great snickers. She used to send
me out. We lived in a sketchy neighborhood, like we
gentrified the shit out of it, and she would send
me out.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Usually it's the gaze that we were after the gaze.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh so yeah, they come in bulldoze the gays.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We lived above a shop where I had a gay owner,
big lesbian. She was cool. He was a lesbo. Yeah.
I usually don't get along with them because of the
company they see.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, they see you as well. I think they see
you as like it's like a dog looking at itself in.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The mirror, exactly like you. We're competing, look like us,
we're competing for the same prize.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, I see what for you. But anyway, she would
send me out for like chocolate at midnight, and like
I'd have to pass through like the Puerto Rican drug
dealers to like go to the bodego.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And then you back pedal and say actually, essentially.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, I would like take off all my fucking girl.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That was back in your drinking days too, So you're like, hell.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was getting it in back then.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did you drink during the labor stuff? Were you drinking?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Did I bring booze with me?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, no, no, no no. The roommate would have cut me
open with a scalpel.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That would be kind of like unfair, be like you're
sitting there drinking.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I did it, will do the epidural, So like they
give them the epidural. The roommate got an epidural in
the first one and it was after like hours and
hours of labor and pain and she's like fucking going
through an existential crisis and it's time for the epidural.
They were like, all right, you got to leave. And
I was like why. They were like, no, it's just
a doctor and the pregnant person doing the epidural. I
(05:35):
was like, fuck that. I want to see this ship,
like I want curiosity. Yeah, well, dude, not only that,
you're putting a fucking needle in the back of my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They're fucking nasty and they were like, you gotta leave. Later,
I found out it's because they don't want any witnesses
in case they fucking paralyze a pregnant woman. So they
go to court and all this shit, it's just a
doctor and the pregnant. What you can't trust a pregnant lady?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's true, Yeah they're crazy, but what what Like other
possible explanations would be that she got paralyzed from the
doctor doing the epido, Like.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, like she she sneezed or some shit. Yeah, yeah,
they would try and blame her.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh like wow, the needle was it?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Because they're doing it, you're fucked.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, they say, you like can't move.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Right benefit the pregnancy, the labors a lot of you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh you just sit there and the thing falls. Yeah,
that's that's medically grabbity.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, they stand her up with the baby.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Just they suspend you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, like a like a batman.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Actually, all right, here we go. It took you.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Jesus was essentially a pregnant lady.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
All right, Okay, I'll put you on the prayer list.
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Uh do we even want to go over where we stand?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I can't bet?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, I shouldn't be fucking fucking Ray, the guy who
loves to go out on a limb here. Our quant
are non Asian.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kuant, which is not a quant.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's our quant.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, that's he doesn't even speak English.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, I do. I want that my team raise up
fifteen and a half units.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Down fifty two.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I wasn't gonna actually, I was gonna skip that part.
I just you're down eighteen and a half and you're
actually like trying.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I lost every golf bet again, that's two weeks in
a row. At least, I'm not even trying. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
On the bright side. I think we're redoing the units
after pretty off next week, and then I think football
season starts, so we're gonna wipe the sleep.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It is twenty ninth week zero August. Is that it
starts off unc TCU in Ireland. But should we just
go to that?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Can you get Danny to send us to Ireland?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Almost certainly not, but we can ask. You don't get
what you don't ask for.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm showing up at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, should we? Actually I was thinking about that we
could rip it over there. It's a bit of a hike,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Such a hike, it such a pain of the ass.
That flight sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It would also suck when we got there, and he'd
be like absolutely not, yeah, go home.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, but yeah, I don't think he'd do that. He
wouldn't even see us, he'd be doing like that's true.
We could just kind of we could just sort of
slink in with Bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, actually Bad Larry and so we con trojan horses
through Bad Larry's So they're actually friends.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah. Actually he tolerates us with no no.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Speaking of we were talking about luck earlier. Do you
guys see the power balls at a billion dollars? What
would you buy?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I have a plan already to buy a small sovereign
nation and take it over.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, that's not bad though. That's a good, really good idea.
But you're getting four or fifty million, you can't do that.
I would buy a Boeing, like an A three thirty
or like the two story one you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Know, oh yeah, the double decker.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, and I would hire like one hundred midgets to
hang out with me. I'd buy a couple of kilos
of cocaine.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well you know, so you know what you can do
with the midgets.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And I wouldn't lay on the plane. I would just
keep lying.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
You put an iPad on top of their head. Yeah,
and then you put blow on it and they just
sort of walk around. It's almost like past or nerves. Yeah,
I would that. God will never let me win the lottery.
I would die.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Would you tell the roommate if you want?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No way, I would tell the roommate.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, well, Connecticut, you have to disclose.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No no, no, no, no no, no, no you don't.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You can't take it anonymously.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yes you can if you have an LLC. No, you know,
you set up a trust, you all these things. You
could take it anonymously and you don't disclose, and you
never tell your wife about it. You just tell her
you're like a master of business.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Now, that would be yeah, it would because otherwise come
up with a cover.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, dude, Otherwise, if I'm telling Barb like, hey, there's
two hundred twenty million dollars on the plate. If you
leave me, she's got later gone.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Carl Lewis's motherfucker, and I'm taking the kids.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, hell yeah, she's gone, dude. So no, I would
never tell herybody, but she takes five million? Would I
would she take five to leave me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
What's the number?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Five thirty grand? I mean no, a new car like
eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, thirty bucks at a six pack like some rosette.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm pretty sure Connecticut you think there.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You don't have to disclose in Connecticut, I promise you.
I looked this up.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
A lot of states.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You do that. Some states you do. I've looked this
up in like my manicked states, like when I just
fucking play it out and I think about it for
twenty four hours straight. I've thought about it a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Did you see the guy who uh I think it
might have been like one of the Carolinas. He claimed
it in a scream mask because he didn't want his
family to no shit, immediately start hitting him up for money.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
My family could RECKONCT me in a mask.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Would you give us money if you want? No, I said,
I would give like thirty five people like half a
million bucks and be like, here you go, why you
have four hundred million dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, I would give you money.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I live.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I would definitely give you half a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I would disappear that. I mean if obviously, I you know,
love the kids and the roommate and all that shit,
But if I had four room fifty I'd be dead.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Dude, yeah, well, I think every I mean, I don't
think I would make it too long. No, I'd be going, Okay,
how about this, then let's just get in fucking writing
right now. If you do win, you have to give
Ray and.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I each a million dollars. I tell you what we
will do.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
That's not what I asked.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I would give you a million bucks in like macal
I'd make you come to Macaw with me and you'd
have to gamble. I would give you a million dollar
head start.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I think my first thing I'm gonna end up being zero.
I would give, but it'd be like a twenty four
hour clock whatever. I you'd have to keep gambling for
twenty four hours. I'll put on one crab for you.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Could do that. I think you have to keep gambling.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
But what if I go up to ten mili?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, cool, you keep ten million? What do you mean?
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
All of a sudden, you're playing the table minimums? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Just won twenty two million dollars playing crafts, playing twenty
five dollars handsould.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I would have somebody stab you if you did that,
I think, yeah, for sure, higher murderers. Yeah, mccaf No, I.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Don't think anyone gets found.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
No, I would give everyone half a million bucks and
then I'd be like, hey, next week, we're taking a
private flight to Vegas and then like, I'll give you
guys a million bucks a game. We'll be like, do
whatever you want with it. I'd be very generous, that's kind.
I'd be like the NFL.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Players, you know, and then you could go Then you
can go to Harbor Island.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's a nice place. Yeah, I'm a fan. They don't
let you play the numbers in Harbor Island.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
But if we took a flight to China at that
massive casino.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No, why they wouldn't let it out.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, they're not gonna leave with your money.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, dude, Macaw, The answer is macaw.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah. Probably. Or we could go class with them to
Monte Carlo.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, dude, fuck that. We could play sham into fewer
like the real shit. Yeah, James, Yeah, well, it's the
reason by karat Or exists. In the beginning of.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It, I thought the Chinese invented bacara.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, the French really yeah, are you sure? Yeah? And
Roulette all right, whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Roulette that seems Chinese too.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, the French for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Incally the word roulette is French, but baccara.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That sounds Chinese.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It does. Maybe it's the Chinese invented pizza.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah whatever, dude, fucking propaganda.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
All right, So doesn't didn't learn to share when he
was a kid. So we learned that. Oh yeah, Brad
Pitt drinking again after seven years, which I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
How did that news come out? Did somebody catch him
or did he like I think he.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Just I think yeah, he just came al was like, yeah,
seven years sober.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm back. So none of his kids talked to him anymore.
And a couple of them are like the trance They
have a bunch that was back in the time, like
collecting we're progressives looked better if they like adopt more
black kids. Yeah, more black kids, you have, the better
liberal you were like Charlie's their own.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, which and actually, funnily enough, Angeline and Jolie's dad
would probably was probably.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Not he was not John Voight. John voy was allegedly
not happy about so he just came out and said,
I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, what do you think happened?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
He's probably drinking for a while.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Well, he owns mirror of all the vineyard, which makes
the mirror of all.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
The rose, which is like one of the roommates loves that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's like one of the most highest selling rosees in
the world.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
What's the first drink you're having after seven years sober?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, I can tell you right now. I was sober.
I was sober for a decade.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, crack the answers.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
The answer is crack.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Now, what did I was Martini?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Dude, I relaxed. Actually, that beer probably tastes so far.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Beer would taste a nice bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I relapsed the day of my honeymoon, Day one, in
my honeymoon with Barb.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I feel like that's fair.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
No, it's not poor.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You must not have been did you guys have different
times on the honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I was hammerd I started drinking beer. I ended up
drinking so much beer I threw up. I've never thrown
out for beer since like junior High. That fall, I
was fucking hammered. Dude, Where were you, guys, grease? Yeah,
getting wasted on just beer. Nice.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It's kind of a lost art.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That was bombed. Dude. Yeah, I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
But remember the days when you would just drink thirty
beers and be fine. Yeah, I mean like you're hammered,
but like.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, you're drunk, but you're not like sweating and ship
Like if I had thirty beers today, I couldn't do it.
It's no way.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I guess. Yeah, I guess. Brad Pitt literally just like
was like, I'm drinking again.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We if your kids ain't talking to you, your ex
wife hates.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It, and they weren't talking to you from not because
you were drinking.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, I already flipped out on a plane and like
smacked his wife around and that's why they quit talking
to him allegedly, Thank you, Sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
But is it bad that it almost seems fine because
it's Brad Pitt alleged.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You got to get away with a lot more.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, Like if you do that, you're going to jail. Yeah,
well no one would care like Barb would care. Barb
would care, Barb would care. I'd go to like they
put me in, they would commit me. You also look guilty,
I do, Yeah, yeah I do too.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
For the records. Yeah, you like a fucking mess. I
look much better put together than you.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
You got what best dressed that?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Because you look like in a Armenian fent dealer.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That's all bar barb dresses.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Snake skin boots on and all.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Those boots are fucking badass.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They are cool. But you did look? You didn't not look?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Did I a scarf? And like a white pea coat?
You have a white I don't have a white peakat
It was a camel It was a camel coat.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Oh bad.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, it wasn't white.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It was like cream colored.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, it wasn't. It was fucking camel.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So what like uh like whatever color hair was like whatever,
Like I don't know what a brown is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Like a white brown nice jacket.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I remember it differently, yea, and.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
The roommate dressed, all the girls up and all that, Yeah, overdressed.
I would say, yeah, knowing the bums there. I was
telling her that she didn't that's all for the I
think it was. It was like a basketball jersey smoking.
I told you. Some woman pushed Lou out of the way,
like talk to him to Dan, yeah, push my middle
out of the way. She was like this, like sixty
five year old woman was like move physically. Well I
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watched it physically moved her out of the way and
was like, oh, Dann, thank you. So much for hosting
us at this beautiful blah blah blah blah blah. It's
whatever it takes to get close to fucking power. Yeah,
fucking dork.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
People are hungry.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Jay, I do have a question for you. You came in
a little hot today about tipping. Oh dude, you had
a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I went to Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Take that. Everyone has that. It's gone overboard.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No it's not. I'm fine, I'm fine doing it. But
let's call a spade a spade. It's not a tip.
If you're at the fucking Starbucks, dude, and some blue
haired freak is taking your fucking order, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
What if it's a veteran who's working there.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would thank you for a service, But none of
them work. They don't hire veterans there. It's illegal. So
you know, some lady who doesn't even want to look
you in the eyes is taking your order and she
flips it around twenty percent. Okay, fine, I'll pay the
twenty percent. I don't care. I don't give a shit
about that. The issue is this ain't a tip, it's
a fucking bra vibe because you ain't even made the
fucking coffee yet. I tip a waitress after I get
the fucking food and there's no spit in it and
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the service was good, Like, yeah, you're getting fucking tip
twenty thirty. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You never know if they're spinning it, but.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You trust them because they did something good. So you
got good service, you tip after that. If I'm fucking
tipping some not even the barista, I'm tipping the goddamn
person taking the order. First off, you ain't doing shit.
I understand you pull your tips and you're all fucking communists,
but you're not even telling the fucking worker that I
tipped or not. So it's just a bribe to hope
my drink shows up one day.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
It's not even a bribe. It's it's a bribe.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's not a tip.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, it's just they've It's like it's like a classic
sales thing where they're like just immediately prey on people's guilt.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, well fuck you, man, I'm not tipping shit until
I get my drink. I'll throw you some fucking cash
or some you know, I don't know, tickets to see
a Mom Donnie rally or whatever you're into. But I'm
not giving you any fucking money. He's a soldier the
n g os and all.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
This fun five nations actually in charge of it.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That fucking guy, dude, another spoiled you Ganda and that's
all we need. Fucking rich kids.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
What do you tip? What is twenty percent? Like your
stock tip? Restront easier mad too if the kids are bad.
Not bad, the kids are never bad at restaurants, but
if like you know, something happens, yeah, I'll tip more
than Like, if you're at a Chinese restaurant, they're just
staring twenty percent, no matter what the service sucks or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It is, twenty percent, no matter what, because they got yeah,
they got bills to they he's like the minimum. I
think that they got to buy cocaine from the dishwasher.
It's a hard night for them.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I understand you're still doing twenty percent if the service
is awful. Yeah, yeah, I've done. I've done way less
than that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
You're a cheap ass.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I just think that if you're gonna give me horrible
service while you're getting.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Works in a restaurant, you also don't know that it's
like their fault. Like there's so much other shit going
on in the restaurant. If they're like a total dickhead,
that might be different both. Maybe they're having a bad day.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
But like I'm not talking about a weight for food.
I'm saying if like you're just well.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I don't know what it's like in Connecticut, but in
Texas the minimum wage for a tipping person was like
two dollars and thirty three.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Cent and Connecticut iss higher, which should be.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What, yeah, whatever you want to say about that, But
you're making too. I was a waiter for like thirty
days at this Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I made it a month or was it at I
sold more.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Coke than chicken palm. I'll tell you that. I would
have fucking bundles in my apron, but it was it sucked.
It fucking sucked down.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's tough.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It was brutal.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's why, like your I think, like the goal if
you're like a career server would to be like get
into like a steakhouse or like a nice restaurant where
that's like the I mean, you actually do make a
lot of money, but you gotta those that's like a
tough lifestyle, particularly if you're older, Like you're on your
feet all fucking day. Dealing with people usually at their
shittiest a lot of the times.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, you're like a cop, Yeah, deal with people of
their worst day.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't know. If you're going to a fancy restaurant,
people usually good.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No, not that that's their worst day, but like, you know,
like you're dealing with people. And I feel like people
have like almost more entitlement at a restaurant because they're
like I'm sitting here paying.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Especially with kid. Dude, I don't know how many restaurants
I go to in these fucking iyepads.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Bead that would never have flown gets smack.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I just hate it's so much.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
They're all going to be truly mentally disabled by the
time they're like sixteen.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And the excuse is they're all, you know, acoustic, and
that's you know, that's what my kids say. They're not
allowed to say autistic anymore. Acoustic they say acoustic. The
don't allow to say autistic in the school room or
artistic they say acoustic. Yeah, they're like, no, daddy, he's
super acoustic. Like all right, it's unplugged, never mind, I
get it.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Do you see Plexico burists talking about how playing for
the jet walking into the Jets building was like walking
into jail.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah. Yeah, well, dude, you almost shut your dick off.
You deserve worse, that's true. Who carries a glock in sweatpants? Dude?
Yeah said this when it first happened.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I had a strip club, right, I mean that's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I understand carrying a pistol in a titty bar. That
makes perfect sense to me. But you're wearing sweatpants, and
a glock doesn't have a goddamn regular safety. It's got
a trigger safety. So if you sneeze, you grab your balls.
I mean you could be shooting clip that trigger with sweatpants.
First off, going to a titty bar in sweatpants, move, Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Man, you're a horny guy.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
You're horny, dude, Get horned up, brother.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Or you just like we're at a laundry.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I mean, that's a step above athletic shorts. Athletic shorts.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You're a freak. You shouldn't be let in the club.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, I'm surprised that that. There's definitely ones that would
not let you. Well, no, obviously, sweatpants. I'm saying athletic shorts,
a gray athletic shorts. If you just were or sweat.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Shorts, shorts, sweat shorts, they should all being in public.
They're probably not allowed to even do that in Singapore,
and that's where my modeling.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Came to death.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
We should bring it back.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
You can't even spit in Singapore, like on the.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Ground you get you'll get lashed, like in public with
that split bamboo cane and just fucking slice your back.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Perfect model for this country, Singapore. Yeah yeah, if not
want you? What do you mean I'm an okay? Why stand?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah? I bet you are? Would you okay? The plaques
to goo thing? I was thinking about this question. Ten
million dollars one year playing for the worst team in
the NFL or one year in like the most cushy
white collar prison like Otisville or one of those you
play racquetball, so you're in prison.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How many Italians are at the prison?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Well, Otisville's mostly Jews, I think, oh yeah, all right,
but pick another one. What's the other one in what
was it North Carolina or something?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Federal? A federal prison?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, they're technically federal, but their minimum security it's for white.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
What I'm saying, it's a whole different security system if
you're federal versus state, like the state penitentiary is fucking like, hey,
you're getting raped.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, it's not rikers. It's like a nice little white.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Like a nice federal prison, like handball and show.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah you can play racketball and who's your who's your
bunk buddy Bernie made off.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh yeah, I do that. It is insane.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I think I would take that would fascinate.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
I'd love to know strangle of it. Take the prison
because you have to work out. You don't have to, you're.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Getting you would work.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Out, but you don't have on your own accord.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Ten years, no one one ten million. That's sitting on
my head. Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
So I guess we would say we would do one
year at just like a nice racquetball playing.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Prison instead of the NFL. I don't know the NFL.
You get you're gonna get laid. I would do the
NFL and drugs.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You could get laid at both, but.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I would do the NFL.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
See, I think I'm taking white collar prison. Give me
like a month, like a year of racquetball in a library.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Maybe like going to Hebrew school.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
And it's like going to Hebrew school.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
You're playing for the Jets. So imagine practice outside in December,
or you could just be in a.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Gold European from Texas. Yeah, I know what blood is European.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
We know you're European. We know exactly where in Europe?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I love the.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Battle of the Bulge. All right, Well, I guess picks
last week.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Haines King about.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
You?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I told you. Yeah, but Carson didn't look bad.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Now they said they might use Haines King like Taysom Hill.
The most training camp headline of all time.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Georgia looked good bad.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
He was awful in college. He was bad fresh He
was a big deal though. When he first went to.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Huge, I did say he was awful in the kind
of shoved it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
They don't figure it out this year.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I just don't. I have no believe Lincoln. If I'm
lining Riley, I'm like ship. I should have stayed at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Nah. His family couldn't take it. That's why he left.
His family was like I can't take this show.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
But I guess, And they were moving to the SEC.
So he's like better time than ever. It's high expectations.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, but they got supposed to have all the money
in the world. It should be easy.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
They have all middle management money.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Were they still in the package parents when he went?
When he went, were they still in the pack?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
So I would imagine that he was like, like, we're
going to be.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
But he was. But he was in the Big twelve,
Like Texas never should have left the Big twelve, but
he was. I don't know, because of fucking money and
TV and also their prestige bullshit. This before ni L
was n i L. So it was when kids like
wanted to play for the SEC, which that means they paid.
That's all me. It's like Nick Saban allegedly and Kirby
and all these fucking guys.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Is it even alleged.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I don't know. Technically, it's pretty obvious that the best
conference in football right now is the Big Ten.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yes, by if Notre Dame wins the title in the
modern era, I feel like that is as much a
testament to any that like everyone's paying Notre Dame. It
would be like you're sinning if you, you know, break
the rules and pay players. So the Panthers won the
Hall of Fame game, which actually sucked. I had the
Cardinals unsurprisingly.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, that is the biggest introduction to the NFL season,
Dylan just going oh for three and losing on a
last second touchdown.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, it was kind of that hurt for you.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You had what the under shocks?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I did have the under they hit that. Yeah, and
Kenny Pickett didn't rush for a touchdown.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It was an immediate three and out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
And they're like us, think some JM didn't win either.
For all those it was not even the top Asian.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Nos on a roll Asian thing.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Have you figured have you crunched the numbers yet and
figured it out?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, Colin Marakaways should be eligible. It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, well let's reach out to him and see what
he thinks.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
What were his what what? Careful? I'm being careful, But
FDR and his reign of terror with the Japanese deternament camps.
If you have any family members that participated in that,
I think you should be a shoe in for being
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able to qualify for top Asian golfers. I think that's
kind of fucked up that they take that away from you.
If your host country, if the country you have a
citizenship for, turned on your family.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So you're in favor of reparations.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, always, always have been, always will be, always will be.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
All right, Jay, just do your picks.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, I'm going back to the well. I've lost every
single golf bet the last two weeks in a row.
We'll get to golfer second. Yeah, well baseball Padres plus one,
we hit our Brewers. I was even without golf. I
lost every golf bet I made last week.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, two weeks in a row.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, uh oh yeah, Ski Yeah, Paul Skins, he's got
like a four nine array or something.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Marlin's laying one to fourteen against the Buckos he had
now against the Yankees. Padres plus one on nine against
the brew Crew, long travel, and then then we got
the golfy golf got me to do it.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, head damn, you're really spreading the wealth.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Am I allowed to say his name or somebody want
to say it for me?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Colin Morrikawa to.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Win plus twenty five hundred coy then to win plus
thirty three hundred, I'm an idiot burning money, hovelin plus
top twenty. This is my fucking ray. Yeah, I don't care.
I gotta win one golf bet plus one oh five,
and then I got uh Marikawa top ten plus two hundred,
but Tia top twenty plus two seventy five, coyven round
one leader plus thirty eight hundred. I got better odds
(27:53):
on that than I do. I him winning the whole thing,
which is fucking bad luck. Shay and then Cole first
round leader plus sixty two hundred have parlay some of those.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Fucking do you know what parlay?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Uh? Colin to win Collin top ten, Matia top twenty,
coven first round.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna parlay my guy plus
twenty five hundred and coven first round leader. WHOA what
do you.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Think that'd be a juice? I mean that'll be a
juicy one. Throw ten bucks on him.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
She's not going to give us any of that money
if it hurts anyway.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
No, you got that true? Yeah, you're fucking cheap ass.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I think that's so that's so insane.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I told you we would gamble together. I would gamble
with you, fine, but I'm not just gonna give you
because Ray would like put half a million dollars. He
would like donate it to a SPCA or some fucking
no kill shelter or some ship.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I'm not going to donate anything giving he would use
it slowly over time to tip waitresses nine percent exactly.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
After awful service. I always tip.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Do you ever go back to the restaurant after you
tip shitty?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Well, that would mean I had a bad experience.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
So now, so you never go back to a restaurant
if you have bad experience.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like if the server is a dick, then no, Name
one restaurant you've been too recently where this was.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, Fairfield County. Give me one restaurant where the service sucked.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I'm not saying it's an often occurrence, but let me think,
chick fil a.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
My pleasure too many times? That does freak me out?
My pleasure?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Why?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Because it's after any every fucking other word they say
my pleasure is interesting. Some they were tortured in the
back and told you have to say this.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Wow weird. I have a problem with gentiles.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Just be open on Sunday. What's the big fucking deal
The only time you want chick Fla?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, that's the only time the gays want it. That's
why they shut down.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Is that why on gays like it on Sunday?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
The Sundays.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Okay, I'm gonna do my best now. FedEx Cup Xanderschoffley
top ten plus one fifteen.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
What a reach, What a reach. He plays the.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Best at his biggest events. He's been top twenty in
all the majors this year, so I don't see why
you can't make a run here at the FedEx Cup.
And then Ludwig Auburg. That guy, he's killed Olberg all year.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
He's murdered me.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
He's killed me all year. He played poorly at the Travelers,
which he should have shoved at, played poorly at the
Scottish Open, but he found something at the Open Championship
with the ninth place finish. I feel like he's just
too talented not to be in the top twenty in
the FedEx. So I think it's gonna be motivated. Matthew
Fitzpatrick end of round one, top five plus six sixty.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
All right, right, going down on a limb a little bit,
that's nice. Oh he's got India. He took a ben
Zone got India.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I just had to take a shot, just a shot.
He's uh. He's played really well recently. If you remove
the Open Championship, he has three top five finishes in
his last four events.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So if you're a British or Irish golfer and you
ship the bet at the Open, that should be like
a national disgrace.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah. They got enough of those though.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
National disgraces. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, well, you guys are gonna make fun of me for.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
You next the Crown.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh yeah right, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Me Scottie Scheffler to win plus four fifty five. I've
been taking Scottie all year. He's way too talented to
only win the American Express Tournament this year. He's top
eleven in all major categories and he has eleven top
five finishes. He's he's way too good to not win
a major tournament this year. So I think he's gonna
(31:15):
win the FED.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Do you get any you know, like a lot of
those tournaments you get like a car or some other ship.
What do you get from the MX? Do they get
give you like a black card automatically? Yeah, you get points.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I'm sure he already has a black card.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't know, he's really not with their We have
to spend a lot. Yeah, it's not with your croctop to.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Be Yeah, you're more of a capital one guy.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm more of a credit one. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Then I'm going to baseball, which is rare for me.
I'm doing Tigers money line tonight minus one twenty versus
Cleveland since the school trade. Detroit is plus thirty seven
and run Infreeshihal the best in baseball in Cleveland. Cleveland
is two and eight over their last ten. So the
Tigers are making a charge for the division Cleveland and
(32:00):
trending in the wrong direction. And I'm gonna take the
Tigers because what's his name, Valdez or yeah, Valdez is
pitching for the Tigers. I kind of like him. He'll
do all right.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I'm gonna take the Guardians. Who the Indians?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Thank you? Really?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah? M I feel like your run of purely good
luck has to come.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
To baseball has really hit or miss.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I feel like you're gonna get it's a hard grind.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Only because it would be right.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Football is my best sport.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Oh yeah, okay, darts your best apparently everyone's best sport.
Yeah me too, Yeah, me too. Apparently he's bad. Larry
coming back for football. He truly might be dead.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Should we have him on for the futures podcast that
we'll do?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You know, he's got beats.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Does he really do futures that much?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah? He did, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
He didn't do well with him either.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
No, h we'll have him on for that.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
We'll just have him on for a weekly teaser where
he takes like the bills.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, yeah, bills like against the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Teasers are off fourteen points. Even.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I know teasers are dumb, and I'm a fucking idiot.
I do too, but that's but like, you bet it
knowing that this is dumb. Yeah, Like I remember the
first time I found out what teasers were.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Like, I'm going to win every like they allow this. Yeah,
I'm going to win every bet.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I got ten points, they're all plus seventeen.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Now this is easy.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, now all right my FedEx cup bets so this
week to win the Saint Jude the Children's.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh right, that's what you would do?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You bet? You deny when it says would you like
to round up to donate the same.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You do, deny. I don't think that money goes to
Saint Jude.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
No, I think it does. But the company uses as
a write off.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, not even that they take it, dude. If you're
a gas station owner, they don't do it at gas station.
They do round up that.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Casinos.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, yeah, the ATM then no, maybe now cancel cancer.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Casino's doing it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
What are they giving that money to?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Casino's doing it as wild. They just charge you to
eleven dollars to pull out of the ATM. The like
you have ninety cents and change. Do you want that
and a voucher? Do you want to just donate it?
So like gamblers anonymouscher, it would never advertise that, but no.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
No, I always donate at the casino. I don't want
like ninety cents.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Of well, yeah, that's what they do. But they that's
only because they're like, well, make a.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Break cash with you guys. This is day one.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
No no, no, it's when you're if you're using one
of the kiosk to cash out a voucher, No fuck
the ticket, when you just go to the cage.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't really do. The only thing I do is
well keino. But I've never really won in the casino.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
If you can play like bubble craps or something, I
don't play bubble crop. Yeah, I only play real craps.
You're such a tough guy.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I just don't understand the bubble craps thing I don't
trust because you just get to sit there and want
to touch the fucking dice. If I just want to
sit there, I'm gonna go play video poker.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Well that's what I do. Yeah, you say at the
bar and then get a come watch a hooker show up. Yeah, yep,
that's actually fun. It's a lot you can burn through
money on video poker. Tho.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Didn't we see a massive fight when we were in
New Jersey visiting Larry. You were out playing video poker
and there was like a massive fight going on.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah this fight.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean Atlantic City.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I've never seen Shay so excited. He's like, you missed
the dude.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
The guy was freaking the fuck that wait.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
That happened recently again at the Tropicana, like a couple
of weeks ago, like forty bucks. Yeah, it was like
a dead dog in the drain.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, the elevator didn't work when I was there. Everybody
was lining there.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
So we would love to come back to the Tropicana
if you'll have us. We don't care about the dead dog.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
We appreciate the dead dog. No free ads, but in
the fight, the fights are nice. You don't even have
to pay for his show. Dinner in a show watch
that's going just get the ship beat out of us,
get your hospital in Jersey getting.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Stomped out, all right? To win the Saint Jude sing
j M plus ninety six hundred, I am, I'm almost
done with this. I just had to see it through. No,
just for this season of golf.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
He's got to come through for you.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
He played well last week.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
If you did him top five instead of to win,
you might actually be up money.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Now he's finished.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I do that usually too. That's my like mini Sunjay Hedge.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Like on a Saturday, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Ninety and then Sung Jim to win the whole thing,
the FedEx Cup, the Tour Championship, whatever you want to
call it. Plus sixty seven five hundred, just a sprinkle
and preseason football love it?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Why not? Ray, I'm gonna take the Lions plus two fifteen.
They're massive dogs against the Bengals.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I was just gonna mention that they were like minus
seven yesterday. I've never seen a spread.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
That they move like that.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It was plus six and a half today.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Line changed.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
They apparently Burrow and Chase and all of them are
gonna play who shit, Yeah for like two or two drives.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
But yeah, that ship they suck. Anyways, Cardinals money line
against the Raiders plus one oh five. After their devastating
beat last week, they're gonna come. They're gonna be firing.
They're gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Mm hmm okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Does Mendoza play better than Carson Beck?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Probably not, said dork.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
That's why he's gonna play better. It's smart.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
That doesn't mean he's smart, Yeah, it does, dork.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, dude, he majored in like fucking aeroscience econ or
some shit. That's not a thing. Yeah, it is a
science econ.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
All those Indiana schools do, Like Purdue is like the
best flight school in the country.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Purdue. Yeah, isn't that where the Right Brothers is? Indiana?
Or Ohio?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Now North Carolina?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No? Yeah really yeah? Yeah, wow, you're right.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Fucking no big deal talking about smart people.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Ravens moneylning against the Eagles plus one forty. The Ravens
are a preseason fucking force every year.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You know. They won't finish that bridge until twenty thirty.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, the Key Bridge. I've seen it recently because there
remember when the one minutes actually really fucked things up.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Well, no ship. Yeah, it's a huge fucking bridge across
the water. Yeah, but it's like alternative routes gotta sucks.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I think it was one of the most heavily trafficked
bridges in the country.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah. What's Raytheon doing now?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Killing children? Sponsored by and Anderil and the Best. Yeah,
big fan, big palmer, lucky guy.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I am. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
He sort of seems like if you had invented something acoustic.
But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Do we want to make bets on Dan's wedding speech?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well he kind of he kind of uh gave away
the bet divulged, So I have different ones that we
can workshop here. Okay, it would be funny if you
just got obliterated before the speech and just freestyled.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
It would around what time stamp how he said it
was going to be what eight minutes?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
He said eight minutes? He said, Uh, the robots paired
it down from ten minutes to eight minutes.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
When does he mention the groom at what time in
the speech?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't even know anything about the groom.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
You don't need to.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
His name is jo that that's a bad name. So
if it's well he's a tribesman.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
No really yeah? Is it a breaking of the glass?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I believe so. I think Dan's daughter converted?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
No really great? Good for her?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
When is also Jewish weddings are great? They're blasted?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
When is the groom mentioned in this?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
At half?
Speaker 4 (39:33):
So like four minutes?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
No earlier? Under?
Speaker 4 (39:35):
So you're gonna take the under?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, because I feel like it's all it'll be tied into.
It'll be like a quick mentions.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
How many laughs does Dan get in his speech?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
If any?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
How many? What do you mean how many?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Like how claws break?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
That's a laugh? Like you know if there's a laugh
or not? Do you think he's do you think he's
even going with humor? He's going to be crying. So
I'm gonn to say one last see.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
I actually don't think he'll cry as much. I think
he's talking about how he cried practicing it yesterday. I
think if you're alone doing it, you'll cry more. You'll
be so like nervous. There's so much other ansellers.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
He's a public crier, I think.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
For I think I'm not saying he won't cry, but
I'm saying they think.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
During the speech he won't cry, he's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
No, I think he probably will, but I think it'll
be less like he loses it immediately.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
He's gonna lose it, but tears are going to fall. Yeah,
so what well, I mean that's crying, so you laughs.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
You're gonna take under one and a half.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, I'll take over. I'll take that there, I'll take
the over.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
I think he gets one one joke in there, but
it's going to be mostly serious.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah. I think he's still going to get a couple
of laughs because of the.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Crow, and there could be some unintention.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
He's going to make a joke be cause in the
tears and they're going to laugh.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
And then how many drinks does Dan have the.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Night of the wedding. I don't think he gets boughted.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I said seven and a half as the.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Line drinks or beers, right, he's not drinking drinks? Yeah, tequila, well, tea.
I think Dan will either do tequila or winer beer.
Aren't Jewish weddings like at night? Aren't they on a
different day or something.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I don't think there's a rule.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I thought they were on like Friday.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
The Saturday is the Sabbath That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Aren't they on like Fridays or some shit?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
No, this one's on Saturday. I don't think there's rules
about that. You think if you were like orthodox or devout,
you couldn't have because you can't use like the fucking
light switch.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So it's a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Night, Yeah, yeah, evening. It's evening, Saturday evening.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
I'd say over seven yeah, yeah, I would take the
over over seven and a half over, I be at.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Nine and a half, double digits.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
That's an under for me, though.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I think he I think he.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Might get to seven cars at night with the cigars.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
And then the last one I have is does he
mention what he does for a living in the speech?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
No? I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Think it's pretty self explained.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
I think he does, because I think he'd be like
you would think me talking on air for three hours,
you I could get through a speech, but I can't
get through this one.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
You're like, did you write the fucking speech for him? No,
that's pretty specific line.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
There's a it's real spelling errors, but the point.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
We can bet it on Calshi now we can.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
No, that would be awesome market for everyone else is
bullshitting and fucking rigging all that stuff. Why can't we
just put a prop out there for that? I mean,
it would just be us trading with each other.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
What Dylan says first on Friday's show.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, ooh ooh fuck got him plus ten.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Pay the fine?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, that market would be huge.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
So you guys don't think he's gonna mention what he
does for like, no, no, I like that one. All right,
give me plus four hundred you no, hell three hundred.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
No, I'll give you two to one. No, you guys
are pretty against that.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
He's going to say that.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
So so that's why why do we lose money because
of that?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Not staking my life on it?
Speaker 3 (42:52):
One or nothing?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Who's going to report back on all this? Ship?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Dan has the speech, we'll just ask for it.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Well, that doesn't mean anything. He could have gone off
script that it's true. Is Bad Larry going to be there?
I think I have to go just to report back.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
We should have that call. And should I call Bad
Larry right now? Ask if he's going, I don't do that?
Should we text him he's working Wednesday? Yeah, he's actually
probably mid BATCHI right now? I mean if he's working,
he'll answer the call.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
That's a true that's a fact. That's a true fact.
That's a true fucking fact. All right, I think yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I think we did it?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I do as Dan today?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Did I do?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
You're awful? Awful?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, I think you did good. We have some things
to clean up.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
You think it collapses?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I think viewership?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
What do we have to clean up?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Is this viewer viewed? Is this like we put on YouTube? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:41):
You fucking old fuck.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I know it's on the Instagram.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Can you watch this contraption on that?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
How view this? A my wif weafy? How do I
get on? The week fee?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
And the fun fact about wi fi? You know people
think it stands for wireless fiber optics.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
No, I never thought of that.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Okay, well that's what I thought. Apparently it means no thing.
It was just a made up name. It's like, literally
means nothing. Just why there was a.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Catchy name for yeah, okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
And Taco Bell invented the hard shell.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Taco Taco Bell. Yeah, not Taco Bueno, No Taco Bell.
I don't believe that either.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Google it, give it a Google.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, Fine, we'll do Okay, no you Google?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Are you googling it?
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't use Google. I was Grock. I'm a grock guy.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
You fucking all right?
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Good luck everyone?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Wait, get it in.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Wait Google, I'm googling this. Yeah did Taco but no,
because fuck you? Did Taco Bell invent the hard shell?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah? People just had to listen to like a commercial
to get to this point.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
What doesn't even matter? All right, that's we're off next week.
We are off next week, so we'll be back. Uh
whatever is the week after.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
That, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Forget that date.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Good luck everyone,
Get it in
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Dateline NBC
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