August 26, 2026 • 35 mins
On this episode, Dan is back in the host chair while Shea shares he's off his meds again. The guys eventually get around to making their picks for Week 0 of College Football as well as for the PGA Tour Championship.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Been a while since we... Did you just point to
me that we were on? I did just point. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
How else would you know?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Big Day Ray is here. Dylan is here. Shay and
yours truly. It's Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. And before
I even sat down, I was informed, warned, that Shay
was ready for something. I'm ready to fucking rock. Like,
what's going on here? What am I supposed to be
aware of? I got new meds. Oh. So that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Does that mean they're non-existent?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean, they still haven't worked yet because it takes
a couple weeks to get through the system. So I'm
kind of rolling naked right now without any guardrails.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But what meds are you on that? I'm not aware of.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
They changed my diagnosis. I've been told that I was bipolar,
according to the authorities.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think you are? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
But I kind of convinced them that I was bipolar 2,
which is not the one that needs hospitalization. So I
lied about my symptoms.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, I'm just manic right now.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hypomania. It'll be over in a day.
So bipolar and then the number 2? Yeah, there's bipolar 1.
There's bipolar 2. Bipolar 1. Hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It has to last more than five days, and it
usually ends in hospitalization, and you have hallucinations or whatever.
So I just told them that my symptoms were bipolar II,
so they wouldn't put me in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And they just believed you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, what are they going to do?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So then eventually it came out that I'm bipolar I,
so they changed my meds, and those haven't kicked in yet,
so I'm kind of just rocking and rolling.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But are you high?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
On life, I think.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
High on opportunity. High on... No, you seem, like, buzzed.
You seem.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's because he's not been, like, he's not been sedated.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. I've gotten off the old men's.
I'm on to the new. That's a good thing. Was
there a reason, like, that you decided to do this?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I didn't decide anything. I went to the doctor, and
they were like, all right, you're full of shit.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
But why did you go to the doctor unless somebody said, Oh, no, no, no.
I had another episode.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I had another episode, uh, when the roommate was in Italy.
So I, I, they were like, all right, this is
clearly bipolar. But what's an episode. An episode is like,
I would stay up for two days and I created,
I didn't create, I exposed a conspiracy that was, you know,
obvious and to anybody who wasn't on the drugs.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And, and, and then the doctor was like, all right, you'd,
What was the conspiracy? Listen, everybody here knows this. This
is not a lie. I'm not making this up. This
is a fact.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
The government is in cahoots with private companies to steal
our information. And when they get that information, they don't
use it for good causes. They use it to stir
up resentment and responsibility to start another global war on
terror to make sure the oil prices go down. And
we all are suckers to that effect. And I just
exposed it, and everybody thought that I was right, but
(03:19):
they thought that it was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But we don't have anything that says that's a fact,
do we? My head. Okay. I don't know if we
can use that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You know, Columbo was also bipolar, and he was the
best detective in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That was Peter Falk. Yeah, the actor who played Columbo. Yeah,
he was an actor. Right, but that guy was good.
I was more of James Garner.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Do you remember, what was the show? They had that
like orange firebird, burnt orange. Dukes of Hazzard? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Starsky and Hutch?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
James Garner. With the dog.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Turner and Hooch.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Turner and Hooch.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Ray, punch in James Garner. Garner with a D?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Looking right now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
G-A-R-N-E-R.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Jennifer Garner?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Not any relation? Yesterday. She's been on that. Capital One Lady.
I love her. Ben Affleck fucked that up. Yes, he did.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Calling Jennifer Garner Capital One Lady is pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She is. She's capital punishment.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, you.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know why I said that. Okay, Ray. I
think J-Lo is actually.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm looking.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
I can't find anything. I was in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Look up Columbo's friend.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, he's not... What about Columbo, Starsky, and Hutch? Do that. Google.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Google columbus james.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This is really good whatever i feel.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I was in the middle of looking up most famous
bipolar people when you asked me that.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Question on there nelson the rockford files oh james garner
he was the man he was yeah it was a
trans am not yeah yeah he was handsome he was
a good uh it took me seven seconds ray.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Fucking Ray, dude. Who was the most famous bipolar? So
James Gardner was bipolar, too? Gardner. No, no, he was not. Okay. Allegedly?
Let's get started here.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Allegedly bipolar.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay. Jed York. Oh.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Kindred Spirits.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
When you said, oh, yeah, he's just... You can relate
to Jed York in Kindred Spirit? Of course I can.
And every American man can. Have you ever gone to
a trailer park at 9.30 in the morning? No. No, listen.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
The media is.
Not following this correctly. The media is stupid. Sorry. You've
got to think about this. Now, if I want to
study a story of a billionaire stopping off at 9.30
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in the morning at a whorehouse.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Let's not say trailer park. I don't even care. At
a whorehouse. That's what he did. He's a billionaire. He's
divorced from his wife.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, recently.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Recently divorced. Sad. Yeah, sad. Depressed. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Horny.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Bipolar. Maybe bipolar. Allegedly. Allegedly. But it's 9 a.m. on
a Sunday. You are not sober making these decisions. You're
not on your way to church. I didn't hear anything
about him being on anything. Neither did I, but I
know as a human. No, no, we can't make these
statements here.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, that's the least of his issues if he's drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Allegedly.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
In general, men do not go shopping at 9 a.m.
for carnal knowledge on a Sunday. Usually they are up
the night before. Thinking and traveling and doing things on
the internet, and they finally land on home base.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
If it was 11 a.m., it would be a different story.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
If it was 6 o'clock on a Wednesday, you'd be like, oh,
the guy just needs to get relaxed.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No big deal. Needs a massage. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It's 9.30 on a Sunday. That dude's been up the
entire night before. Okay. B. A. B. If you're walking
into 9.30 in the morning, guess what? That ain't the
start of the shift, Danny. That's the end of the shift.
You're the last guy in.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh, that's not good.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You are the last guy in. Not just on a
normal shift. That's a Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Night shift or the start of the second stringers in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
No, it's a Saturday night shift and it's been a
long shift and you're getting a discount. That's why it's
one 40. That's not why it's not 300. You're getting $ 140.
You're getting a half discount 50% off because she's been
working the entire night and you are okay with that.
And you were walking into that and no man makes
that judgment call sober. Not a single man on earth
is like, you know what? I'd like to be the
(07:24):
last in.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The room, but they didn't say anything about, you know,
any blood level. Yeah, alcohol. Why would they test his blood?
You got popped for paying for pussy, so what?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
They already got him for the bigger fish.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So what? Well, maybe he had controlled substance on him.
On him or in him?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yes. Okay, fine. They're not taking your blood. First off,
you say, go fuck yourself. You're not taking my blood.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay. But he may have had something on him. That's
day one shit.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Unless they pulled him over.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Listen, I got to be honest. I got to be honest.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
If you're going to go do a felony, you don't
keep the felony on you. You take care of the business.
You go take care of... of paying for it, and
you don't get popped twice.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, but you don't know you're going to get popped
if you have a substance on you.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You don't know, especially if you're using the wrong website.
So you're right, you don't know. But I can guarantee
you this, allegedly, this was not his first time.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
At the rodeo. I would probably agree with that. Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
So he knows, like, you know, cops could happen. You
don't bring drugs to a drug party, Danny.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, but wouldn't you think if he's done this before,
he would have had mission accomplished before 9.30 in the morning? No,
that's the thing. He was up all night. He was
up all night, scrolling, debating, thinking, maybe, sort of, should I? Allegedly. Allegedly,
but nobody's like, 9 a.m.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
On a Sunday, I'm on my way to the church,
if I could just maybe swing through here and get
my nut off.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
That's not how it works. He's up all night, dude. Scrolling.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It's actually the perfect time to go to church afterwards.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
That's actually a good point. You should go to church
right after that. And the fucking free clinic.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Actually, yeah. Free clinic, then church.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, but he didn't even get that. That's gotta suck.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I've never been arrested for anything like that, ever. Because
I never would do anything like that. But, man, that's
gotta suck.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And he's from that area.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
He is.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
East Palestine.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I'm going to turn my mic off for that one. Okay,
which Palestine's better?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Wait a minute. Would you rather? I think he's from Steubenville.
I think Steubenville.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And then Notre Dame guy.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
The sad thing is that these billionaires don't have handlers.
I am available to hire. If you want to go
pay for Ohio pussy at 9 a.m. on a Sunday,
I will take you where you will not get arrested.
And these dudes don't have handlers that'll do that. There
are several websites out there with reviews and detailed reviews
(09:49):
that say she's not a cop. This is what she's into.
This is what she's not into. You won't get away
with this. She won't go upsell you there. There are
millions of websites out there. And these guys are just alone.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Think about how sad that is. You're a billionaire. You're divorced. Yeah, but, okay,
Ray is telling me that he's from Youngstown, not Steubenville. So? No, no,
I'm just saying. I don't know if it's in the
same proximity. It might be. You would know better than us.
I know, but I didn't frequent that area. Oh, plausible deniability.
(10:18):
I grew up outside of Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Which is basically Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Basically New York City. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That is the New York of Ohio.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Okay, Charles Barkley got popped.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And he didn't have somebody driving him. But that was
a long time ago. Okay, but he still was not...
He was driving and got pulled over.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Eddie Murphy, too. So he didn't have a handler. Yeah.
Eddie Murphy, a lot. Hugh Grant, a lot. Hugh Grant.
But it's 2026, and you're a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Justin Timberlake, too.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Justin... With pussy?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Oh, no, he got caught wasted.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, at Sack Harbor. Yeah, he was smoked. Smoked.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
But if you're paying for a vagina, and I don't
want to keep saying the P word, because we have
female listeners out there, and also Ray's here.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
But if you're actually participating, it's a crime, if you're
participating in that, you have to have some kind of guardrails.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You can't just be on your own doing drugs, looking
for shit on the internet.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You might get robbed, too, if you don't get.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
100%.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But he probably thinks nobody knows me, because nobody knows
who Jed York is. Like you can't go, oh, that's
Jed York. Like Mark Cuban, you go, oh, there's Mark
Cuban there or Jerry Jones there. Well, see, Jerry is
a man who's never got caught. Yes. And that's the
other thing. Allegedly. No, no, he's never gotten caught. What
(11:26):
do you mean? That's not allegedly. He's never gotten caught. Well,
that he would get caught doing something allegedly. You're insinuating. No, no, no,
of course, of course. We don't have to say allegedly
about Robert Kraft. This podcast doesn't make any money, so
I can't pay for the lawyers to help protect us.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
But then wouldn't a lawsuit be just the little pop
that we need to get this thing?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
As long as, you know, if Shea, would you be
willing to go to jail? Personal liability all day. Yeah,
I'll do jail for this. You kidding me? I'll do
that shit standing on my head. Yeah, but you've got
your daughter's going back to school. I'll do jail for this. Actually,
can you start at the beginning of June? Did you
start to do the kids going back to school? September, yeah.
I was up until 10 o'clock at night last night, actually.
(12:06):
10 o'clock.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
10.01 is when the after-school activities opened.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Up for my town. Like signing up for things?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, so it's like a La Boo Boo drop. All
these moms are on their Adderall. And fucking whine.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Allegedly. Allegedly. Not allegedly. I've seen them do it. I'm
looking at you tennis moms.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Was your wife on. The roommate was asleep. The roommate
was asleep. She was like, you got to do this
for me.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm sick.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I said, what the fuck, man? So all the tennis
moms are sitting at their house with their fucking VIA vans.
And they're like, ready to go. 10.01 p.m. And I
got to sign one daughter up for volleyball. Like I said,
the other one on acting and improv, of course, because that's.
All that means is I got to pay for rehab
in the future. That's all that fucking means. And it's
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10.01 and the roommate texts me like a link to
the town website on my phone.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I have no idea. I have to set up an account.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I got to give the kids fake birthdays because she
already has got an account and they're making duplicates.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Whatever. Fact is, I fucking did it. I finally did it.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
But all the slots fill up at like 10.03. So
we got all these other kids trying to be like,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's crazy. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
It's like signing up for classes in college where it's like,
if you don't get there right on the jump, you're
taking fucking algebra again.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
But they're 10-year-old kids, so they're at home crying because
their mom doesn't understand.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Because their mom's drunk and fucked up.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Allegedly. Allegedly, they're fucked up playing tennis. We should just
call this allegedly. Well, you don't have to say allegedly
about the tennis mocks. They're all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
And you aren't implicating one in particular.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, the entire group. I'm implicating the entire group. So
let me recap here. Ray is up 20.5 units. Whatever.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah. Nerd.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That's not fair. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that
he does homework. I do homework. You do? Look at
my bets outside of golf. Look at my baseball bets.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
You do good in baseball.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And you're minus 24.5. That's all golf. Dylan is minus 52.5.
Also all golf.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We're almost done. This is literally it. This is it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We got college football coming up this weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And the tour championship, and then we can be done
with golf.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Then you're done with golf if you want to be done.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Until the players, probably. Yeah, it does. The Traveler's going
to be sick next year.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Ray put the over-under of how many drinks I had
at my daughter's wedding. At nine and a half.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
This was a debated topic. We were kind of thinking
what to set the line at.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And we landed at nine and a half?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
We landed at nine and a half because double digits
seemed likely to me. But you guys thought the opposite. Under.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I was going to go under.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Under.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All day. You don't have time. I did polish off
four Palomas.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
That'll get the juices flowing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And three beers. How many cigars, Danny? No cigar at
the wedding reception.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Really?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Post-reception?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But every night before and after, I had to play
around a golf. I did play around a golf at Monterey. No,
not at Ojai. Oh. At Monterey Peninsula. So we drove
from Ojai to Monterey, stayed at Pebble. Oh, you did? Yeah.
With the son-in-law? No, with my wife. Oh, good for you. Yeah, nobody. No,
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we were done.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I didn't want to see anybody. Yeah, that was your
guy's trip.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, yeah. So we went to Pebble. Shout out Luke,
who took care of me at Pebble. And then I
went to Monterey Peninsula. Shout out Tom, who hosted me.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
$ 475, 000.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
To join Monterey. Shut the damn up. And I went,
and now got two great courses, but I was like,
how much does it cost to get in here? And
he said, oh, it went up at $ 475, 000. I go,
oh my God.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Well, you know what's crazy? Sabonic.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, but I mean, out there, they have, you know,
everybody has money.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Maidstone, or is it Maidstone on the Hamptons?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
It's a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It used to be that way with John Steinbeck. He's
been artist down. He's been artist down.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
What, Montauk?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, Monterey. Monterey did.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Monterey, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Monterey still might be an artist town. Beautiful. Carmel is not.
That's high end.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
The Aquarium. Did you go to the Monterey Aquarium?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Aquarium's sick. The Aquarium is sick. No, I did not.
I went to Sardine Factory to eat.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
They have the most famous wine list, I think, in
the country.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It was, well, everywhere we went up there. Then we
went to Napa.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Oh. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
How was the food at the Sardine Factory?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Great. Yeah. But we went to Mustard's. In Napa. It's
a legendary place. Awesome food. Mustards. Mustards. Is it German
or French? Just good. Like Dijon?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Hot dogs? Do they do hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, nothing to do with mustards. Corn dogs? But they
had great food. Did a couple of wine tastings. Sure. Cardinal.
Shout out to Cardinal Wine. And La Coya. Shout out.
It did a nice job. And it was great.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You didn't French laundry it?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, no, uh, I couldn't, you know, who helped me
was Buddha. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Well, he's tied into the whole restaurant.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Buddha's got the plugs out there. Buddha in San Francisco
took care of everything. Well, the problem was we went
to a restaurant in Napa and Buddha put the reservation
under Pat Daniels, which is my character in happy Gilmore too. Yeah. Fuck.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
So we're outside and you know, we're waiting to go
in and, you know, I said, Oh, uh, Table for two,
Dan Patrick. She goes, hmm. Last name? Patrick. No. Hmm.
I don't have anything. Why don't you wait outside? So,
you know, everybody's looking at me like, dude's trying to
sneak in here. So we're waiting outside. 15 minutes, waiting outside.
(17:58):
And then I hear the woman comes out and goes,
Pat Daniels? I go, here. Here.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Here.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And then my wife goes, I said, it's my character
name from Happy Gilmore 2.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
That's your Mark Twain.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah. But it was great. Great trip. And if that's
what retirement's kind of like.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You can get behind that.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I'm okay with that. Great time. My wife's a good traveler.
You like traveling with your wife? Yeah, yeah. She's fun. Same.
I got to say, same. The roommate, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Would you live out there, Dan?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Why not? The libs? No. No. it was kind of
overcast and the weather only got to like 70.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
And you have seasonal affective disorder.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, it was a Seattle, Portland kind of feel, gloomy
a little bit. Makes you want to do heroin, God.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Well, no, not bad.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It is heroin weather.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Kurt Cobain.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So it was great. It was great.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yeah, that's a cool part of the country, though. That
stretch of.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
NorCal, yeah, I gotta say. Yeah, and scenery, drove a lot,
but great. And, yeah, I don't even think... I watched
one movie called 500 Miles, and it was a tearjerker,
so I'm crying on the plane.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh, you watched it on the plane?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah. Plane movies are easier to cry on. I
cry easier on a plane. Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, there's probably something to that, the pressure.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But my wife... Okay, so... I've got all these emotions
that I've kind of packed up in the overhead bin,
taking them out to California for the wedding, trying to
get through the speech, get through the speech. Now it's
clear sailing, but there's still some remnants there.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Still raw.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, sure. So then I realized that here I'm watching
this movie. And my wife, they took away her tear
ducts when she was little, I think. They welded them shut.
She doesn't cry. So I'm like, and she goes, what's wrong?
I go, I take off the headphones. This movie is really.
(20:07):
So, you know, I don't realize I'm crying audibly that
you can kind of hear that.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You get the noise canceling.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, I can't hear myself, but my wife can.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Suck it up, pussy.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Someone shut the baby up. Another flight.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, it was bad. But the movie was really good.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Also, you need to watch movies on planes because you're trapped.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yes, I can't get up. I'm always in the window.
Always window seats.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm an aisle man.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Aisle all day.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Because if I'm drinking, I'm going to have to piss
a million times.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
No, I never. I don't drink. On planes? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
That's the best time.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I don't like that feeling of being drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You like being sober on a plane?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
During the day. You don't like day drinking? No. I'm
good at it. I don't like it. Fair, fair. I'm
really good at it.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Actually, speaking of plane movies, on Sunday, I watched that
documentary on Boeing about like the downfall of Boeing.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And then I went and had to go to the airport.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
So I was like watching, I got to the airport
and I was like, is this a 737 Max?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Cause I just saw a fucking door come off one
of those.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Then the guy gets sucked out of the.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
It was, that was, that was a different one actually
where like, I think like the window broke.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And like, he got like sucked out through the window.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Cause it was like, what a way to go. That's,
I mean, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And I thought, We'll get around to the gambling here.
There's just so much to recap. The Penn State frat brothers.
Fucking heroes. Yeah, what's up? And a dad who was
a supplier, was an attorney. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Talk about the best case scenario you could have been in.
The issue is all these fucking dumb frat boys talking
shit because these kids are getting 35 to life. Like
manufacturing and packaging cocaine over a couple kilos.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
That's federal time. You're lifers. Really? You're fucked.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
No, this is not like, I'm going to go to
state penitentiary. You're fucking fucked.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, Ray.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
They also had the pledges doing the packaging and everything.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's crazy. The bag work.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Did they make them do it shirtless, like the Escobar would,
so they don't take any product?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
No broad. Hey, all the fat.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Pledges got to go tarps off if you're packing them.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's pretty cool. How do you think that nobody's going
to say anything?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
That's the issue. That's why you don't have pledges doing it.
You got to do the hard work yourself. You got
to manufacture. You got to re-rock. You got to do
that shit yourself. You got to scale it out. Don't
be a bitch. But then they got all these schmucks.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
To do it. But they were running like a legit operation. Like,
they needed manpower.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh, no, no, no. Okay, you want to sell it.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
You want to sell it by the $ 20 bag because
the frat party's great. You have some other fucking asshole
to do it. You don't have them bag it yourself.
You break that shit down. You bag it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You give them the fucking bags.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Kick a rocks. You get the fucking acetone. You get
the fucking B12. You get the fucking lidocaine. And you
re-rock it. 12-ton press. That's a formula. Sell that, James.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I can't wait for you to get back on your meds. What, Ray?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
What's crazy to me is fraternities get in trouble for
having their pledges go and get them food and driving,
and they think they're going to get away with pledges
packing cocaine together and distributing it.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, like hazing a gun.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like there's some brotherhood that's going to protect you from
30 years of that.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
In the can?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Well, I wonder if they thought, like, hey, you're fucking
implicated in this too now, so don't rat.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
As a packager.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
If you're within the safety valve that's less than five years,
you'll be out soon.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, but imagine telling an 18-year-old kid who's a freshman
in college, like, you're only looking at five years in prison.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, but that's what I mean. Like, of course they're talking.
Of course they are. Why wouldn't they? They're fucking bioengineer majors.
The last time we were on... Yeah, there's bloodshed there
for Shay. That guy sucks. Just for golf. Yeah, but...
Ray did okay in golf, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh, good. Scotty, top 50?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You hit that?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Scotty to win.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
It's Scotty to win. Sun coming up tomorrow, minus 3,000?
Then why don't you take it? Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Because, Ray, I have something called pride.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Apparently not. Minus 52 and a half.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, I'm proud. I'm a proud boy.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh, whoa. Breaking news. You're a proud boy?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I'm a proud boy.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
We heard you, dude. We heard you. But Sanjay M
to win the FedEx? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
First of all, I do want to point out one thing.
And he's obviously not playing this week because he just
barely missed it. But Sanjay M was playing some pretty
damn good golf down the line there. He was.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It was fucked up.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Okay. Good God, Ray. I mean, this is like showing off.
This isn't fair.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
To these guys.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Let's let football start. Let's let football start. Yeah. Yeah.
Look at the research that Ray gave me.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
I went in last night. I was ready last night.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Shay, I don't even have your picks here. It's right here, Danny.
I don't know what Ray did.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
He's got three.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay. Well, why don't you do yours and get yours
out of the way? Out of the way? Danny, these
are heaters. All right.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
I got the NC State plus five and a half
against the Wahoos. Horny Frogs laying seven against North Kakalaki.
And then I got the old Carson Wentz laying seven
against Deion Sanders.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
NDSU vs. Jacksonville State.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well, that's not beyond.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's Jackson State, right? Jackson State.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Jackson State.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
That is bullshit. That is the same.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Wait a minute. Jacksonville and Jackson are different.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, Jackson's in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh, the booming metropolis thereof. Right, I should have known that.
The bet stands.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I've already made it.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I've made the goddamn bet.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
The bet rests.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
The bet rests.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Dylan, why don't you get yours out of the way, too?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Oh, yeah, then we can sit here and doze off
while Ray's spending.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Some knowledge on us.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Hey, people have been appreciative of Ray.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
I'm appreciative of Ray.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
The person. Name the person. Members of the audience. Dead York, yeah. Allegedly.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Allegedly a fan of Ray.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Members of the audience have been appreciative that Ray does
some homework and actually has won some bets, which is
the goal on this podcast.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Okay, to be fair, the homework isn't the issue. I've
done homework and I've been dead wrong. It's not the homework.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
It's the right part. Okay. Is the goal of this
podcast content as far as entertainment or get bets correct?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'd love both.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I know, but what's first? Exposure. Content. Exposure. So not
picking the correct.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
The Gamelings was sort of like our foray into hanging
out with each other, and then we still are degenerates.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I think an invitation into the mind of a gambler
is more important.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That is, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Because I think a lot of people listen to this
and are like, holy shit, I'm not alone. Well, they
would probably like to be in the mind of a
good gambler, though.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I don't think people are putting their mortgage on anything
besides my bets, but if they did.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
They're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
They're in big trouble.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right. Go ahead, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
All righty.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
The last hurrah of golf. Christopher Raitan, top five, plus 730.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Is it Christopher?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Christopher. Christopher.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, is it? I don't know if it's Christopher. It's Christopher.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
He's Norwegian, too.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But it's K-R-I-S-O-T-F-F-E-R. Christopher?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Christopher.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Maybe it's Christopher.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I probably spelled that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Gary Woodland to win, plus 4,700.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Did you see the drive that he had on the
final day?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I was like, I can do that.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I can swing just like a pro.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
He literally hit it to the ladies' knees, and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And he didn't have to pull out his.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
No, he might have.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
It was like you and Lake Tahoe on that par three.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah. What par three?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Remember the one along the beach?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Dylan topped it like two feet.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh, the 17th.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, I topped it 10 feet, and then I topped
it into the beach part.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And then it was a long way home from there.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
So Gary Woodland will win $ 4, 700. And then Sung Jae
Im's not playing, so I need another Korean. So I've
got Si Woo Kim to win plus $ 2, 350.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So no Sung Jae Im, so Si Woo Kim.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, and if he wins, I'll take the trader stamp.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Go ahead. FCS football, Dan. The main, the Black Bears.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
My Black Bears.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Plus three against Towson. Do you remember two years ago?
Maine had to go play Oklahoma at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
And they were like 45 point under. I think they,
did they cover?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I thought they covered.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
They put up two touchdowns on them. I remember that.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
And I was like, all right, Black Bears. But that
had to have been a fucking hike from upstate Maine.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yes, right.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Oklahoma won 59 to 14.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Covered. 45.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I would argue that that's not a bad showing from Maine.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I would agree with you.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
All right, Dan. In week zero, real football. The shades,
horny frogs. What is it? Seven or seven and a half?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Seven and a half. It's seven and a half. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
It keeps on going back and forth.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Well, you get seven and a half too then.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well, when he said it, it was seven. Yeah. Now
you're saying it's seven and a half.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I mean, I'm just running.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
We're doing, we're doing futures next week, right? Yeah. Next week.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay. Cause I don't think any of Belichick and North Kekulaki.
Will he be there by the end of the season?
Will Jordan be there by the end of the season?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
The question is she's still even there.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, yeah, she's always there.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
No, I know that, but that news.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Really poofed into thin air.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's fucked up what she's doing to him. He's in love.
Come on, man.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, so I got Maine plus three against Towson.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
I got TCU minus a seven and a half against UNC.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Hawaii, the Rainbow Warriors plus four at Stanford.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Happy pride.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Happy pride day game, though. I'm like them more in the,
you know.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
1 a.m.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Slot.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
The 1 a.m. eastern slot, but. You go to war
with the army that you have.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
And then UNLV, the late game, minus four and a
half against Memphis. This was five and a half yesterday.
People high on Memphis.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
A little too high.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
RBU.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
All right. Okay, and that leads us to Ray. This
is going to take a while. The brain trust.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
I'll make it semi-quick.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, maybe streamline this. I'll streamline it a little bit.
But I will say that you gave me a full
page of information there.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I think you do a good job, Ray, but I'm
going to continue to make fun of you.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
No, you say thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I say it then.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You say thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'm doing it to the camera.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
I thought you were showing me.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
No, I'm doing it to the camera. Those are cameras
right there.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's what that is?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yes. How do you know which one? So that's camera
four right there with the green light there. I have
my buddy Crikey. Creaky. Creaky. How do you know which
camera is on? And Rob.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
The red one.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Red light's on.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I thought it was the green one. So green means
it's in the second box.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Green means go. Well, red means.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Red means you're on camera.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
So green means that's the next.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So that right there, that camera's live. Live to tape.
And that one is just waiting. But if they want it,
if Rob takes four, then I got a solo here.
Holy shit. Yeah. And then there's a two there, one there.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You thought these were like decorative or something?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I thought they were like Christmas lights. I don't understand.
So five would probably be a four shot there or
three shot. Maybe it's just you.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Or it's just, yeah, the outlaw.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Oh yeah, Shay's gut tattoo came up on the show today.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I know.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Why?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't remember that. I didn't hear that. I brought
it up. I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Oh, no.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It was getting a tattoo.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
About that.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We're going to get a matching tattoo.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh, sick.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Thug life. Yeah, thug life. By the way, have you
ever had a mugshot? Can we find your mugshots?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I've got a few, yeah. I'll look them up. Thank you.
Let's streamline this, Ray. I got other things to do
in life.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
USC minus 38 and a half versus San Jose State.
USC historically beats up G6 programs. Mayava's back for USC.
And the biggest point of this is Lincoln Riley is
awful on defense, but they brought in Gary Patterson, who's
done a really good job at TCU. He's had three
(31:53):
total times his team's been number one in total defense.
So if he fixes it a little bit, it's kind
of like the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It was kind of 15 years ago, 16 years ago.
Lincoln's gone after he's gone. When he had to go defenses.
Fired on the tarmac.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
If you were Lincoln Riley, would you have stayed at Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
He couldn't have. He couldn't have.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
His family was losing, allegedly, losing their shit. They had
to leave Cowpoke.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Just football-wise.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
They had to leave Cowpoke. It was about his family.
I don't think that he wanted to coach in the SEC.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I think that was always what was brought up. And
then he goes to USC, think you'll be in the Pac-12.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
You're in the Big Ten.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
And then all of a sudden, you're in the Big Ten.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
You're like.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And it's the best the Big Ten's been in, like, decades.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, you're beat, dude. All right, Ray.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
And then I got NC State plus 5.5 versus UVA.
I feel like UVA's being a little overhyped because of
what they did last year. They won five one-score games.
They also lost to Duke, NC State, and Wake Forest,
so they're not very good.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
C.J.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Bailey for NC State is really, really good. A lot
of explosive plays. And then UVA brought in... Bo Pribula.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh, yeah, Bo. He was at Missouri?
Speaker 7 (33:01):
He was not good.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
And he's learning a new system, so I'm going to
take NC State here.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Then for the Tour Championship, Xander Shoffley, top 10, minus 130.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
He's historically played well at Eastlake. He finished with the
best gross score three different times there. And his worst
score there is he finished 13th in 2024.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
And then Sam Burns, top five, plus 220.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
It's all about iron play.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
You're going to keep yawning?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Always about iron play.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
You should probably pay attention.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Always about iron play. Hey, listen, I'm on new meds.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
So Sam Burns, top five, plus 220. And then, Dylan,
I didn't know about this, but we're going against each other.
Russell Henley, minus 104 over Siwoo Kim in the tournament matchup.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I want that, too. I want that matchup also.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Russell Henley plays really well here. Tied 12th, tied 3rd,
tied 14th, tied 4th, and 2nd. And he shot... Tied 14th.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That's really good.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Shot 9 under. And he did 61 here last year.
So he plays well here.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I guess a 6-1-er?
Speaker 7 (33:57):
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Siwoo Kim has been shitting the bed recently. I'll give
you that.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I'm trying to stop myself from betting a lot of
money on Colin Maracaba this week.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Iron play.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, he is the iron play god.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Shea came in here today and he's like, your one
job is not let me bet on golf.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I can't bet on golf anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I gotta stop. But you don't have to bet on golf. Oh,
I don't have to do a lot of things, Danny.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
It does call to you.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It's like a goddamn siren.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Also, it's like you're on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
You know what's nice out of the golf bet a
lot of times is you just get a lot of
mileage out of it, too.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, the problem is, though, it's always, like, in front
of your kids because it's an all-day affair. So, like,
on Sunday, the TV's on.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
You just leave it on.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Daddy, why do we have to keep watching golf?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
This is very important.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, the ladies hate having golf on all day, too.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, because it's, you know, four hours, five hours.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's a fucking Ambien.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, seriously. Fucking Chardonnay in the Ambien. Let's go play tennis.
When do your meds kick in?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
The doctor said I have another appointment with him next
week to make sure everything's going well. I feel like
they're going well right now.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
No. Abject failure.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
But they could be better, sure. There's always room for improvement.
I feel great. I feel optimistic. I'll tell you that.
No more episodes. No more episodes.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Yeah, this podcast after that.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, listen, the episodes are fun. Dude, agree. Don't get
me wrong. Because I discover the truth. That's why I
uncover the truth.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
You do uncover things.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So that'll do it for this week. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble. I hope you're still listening or watching here.
And if not, I certainly understand that. But we'll do
it again next week for Big Day Ray, for Dylan,
for Shea and Irving, yours truly. Thanks for listening, watching,
and we'll talk to you next week. Shout out, Jed.
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Been a while since we... Did you just point to
me that we were on? I did just point. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
How else would you know?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Big Day Ray is here. Dylan is here. Shay and
yours truly. It's Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. And before
I even sat down, I was informed, warned, that Shay
was ready for something. I'm ready to fucking rock. Like,
what's going on here? What am I supposed to be
aware of? I got new meds. Oh. So that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Does that mean they're non-existent?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean, they still haven't worked yet because it takes
a couple weeks to get through the system. So I'm
kind of rolling naked right now without any guardrails.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But what meds are you on that? I'm not aware of.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
They changed my diagnosis. I've been told that I was bipolar,
according to the authorities.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think you are? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
But I kind of convinced them that I was bipolar 2,
which is not the one that needs hospitalization. So I
lied about my symptoms.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, I'm just manic right now.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hypomania. It'll be over in a day.
So bipolar and then the number 2? Yeah, there's bipolar 1.
There's bipolar 2. Bipolar 1. Hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It has to last more than five days, and it
usually ends in hospitalization, and you have hallucinations or whatever.
So I just told them that my symptoms were bipolar II,
so they wouldn't put me in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And they just believed you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, what are they going to do?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So then eventually it came out that I'm bipolar I,
so they changed my meds, and those haven't kicked in yet,
so I'm kind of just rocking and rolling.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But are you high?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
On life, I think.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
High on opportunity. High on... No, you seem, like, buzzed.
You seem.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's because he's not been, like, he's not been sedated.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. I've gotten off the old men's.
I'm on to the new. That's a good thing. Was
there a reason, like, that you decided to do this?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I didn't decide anything. I went to the doctor, and
they were like, all right, you're full of shit.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
But why did you go to the doctor unless somebody said, Oh, no, no, no.
I had another episode.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I had another episode, uh, when the roommate was in Italy.
So I, I, they were like, all right, this is
clearly bipolar. But what's an episode. An episode is like,
I would stay up for two days and I created,
I didn't create, I exposed a conspiracy that was, you know,
obvious and to anybody who wasn't on the drugs.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And, and, and then the doctor was like, all right, you'd,
What was the conspiracy? Listen, everybody here knows this. This
is not a lie. I'm not making this up. This
is a fact.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
The government is in cahoots with private companies to steal
our information. And when they get that information, they don't
use it for good causes. They use it to stir
up resentment and responsibility to start another global war on
terror to make sure the oil prices go down. And
we all are suckers to that effect. And I just
exposed it, and everybody thought that I was right, but
(03:19):
they thought that it was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But we don't have anything that says that's a fact,
do we? My head. Okay. I don't know if we
can use that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You know, Columbo was also bipolar, and he was the
best detective in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That was Peter Falk. Yeah, the actor who played Columbo. Yeah,
he was an actor. Right, but that guy was good.
I was more of James Garner.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Do you remember, what was the show? They had that
like orange firebird, burnt orange. Dukes of Hazzard? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Starsky and Hutch?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
James Garner. With the dog.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Turner and Hooch.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Turner and Hooch.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Ray, punch in James Garner. Garner with a D?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Looking right now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
G-A-R-N-E-R.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Jennifer Garner?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Not any relation? Yesterday. She's been on that. Capital One Lady.
I love her. Ben Affleck fucked that up. Yes, he did.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Calling Jennifer Garner Capital One Lady is pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She is. She's capital punishment.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, you.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know why I said that. Okay, Ray. I
think J-Lo is actually.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm looking.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
I can't find anything. I was in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Look up Columbo's friend.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, he's not... What about Columbo, Starsky, and Hutch? Do that. Google.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Google columbus james.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This is really good whatever i feel.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I was in the middle of looking up most famous
bipolar people when you asked me that.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Question on there nelson the rockford files oh james garner
he was the man he was yeah it was a
trans am not yeah yeah he was handsome he was
a good uh it took me seven seconds ray.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Fucking Ray, dude. Who was the most famous bipolar? So
James Gardner was bipolar, too? Gardner. No, no, he was not. Okay. Allegedly?
Let's get started here.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Allegedly bipolar.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay. Jed York. Oh.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Kindred Spirits.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
When you said, oh, yeah, he's just... You can relate
to Jed York in Kindred Spirit? Of course I can.
And every American man can. Have you ever gone to
a trailer park at 9.30 in the morning? No. No, listen.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
The media is.
Not following this correctly. The media is stupid. Sorry. You've
got to think about this. Now, if I want to
study a story of a billionaire stopping off at 9.30
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in the morning at a whorehouse.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Let's not say trailer park. I don't even care. At
a whorehouse. That's what he did. He's a billionaire. He's
divorced from his wife.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, recently.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Recently divorced. Sad. Yeah, sad. Depressed. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Horny.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Bipolar. Maybe bipolar. Allegedly. Allegedly. But it's 9 a.m. on
a Sunday. You are not sober making these decisions. You're
not on your way to church. I didn't hear anything
about him being on anything. Neither did I, but I
know as a human. No, no, we can't make these
statements here.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, that's the least of his issues if he's drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Allegedly.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
In general, men do not go shopping at 9 a.m.
for carnal knowledge on a Sunday. Usually they are up
the night before. Thinking and traveling and doing things on
the internet, and they finally land on home base.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
If it was 11 a.m., it would be a different story.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
If it was 6 o'clock on a Wednesday, you'd be like, oh,
the guy just needs to get relaxed.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No big deal. Needs a massage. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It's 9.30 on a Sunday. That dude's been up the
entire night before. Okay. B. A. B. If you're walking
into 9.30 in the morning, guess what? That ain't the
start of the shift, Danny. That's the end of the shift.
You're the last guy in.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh, that's not good.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You are the last guy in. Not just on a
normal shift. That's a Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Night shift or the start of the second stringers in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
No, it's a Saturday night shift and it's been a
long shift and you're getting a discount. That's why it's
one 40. That's not why it's not 300. You're getting $ 140.
You're getting a half discount 50% off because she's been
working the entire night and you are okay with that.
And you were walking into that and no man makes
that judgment call sober. Not a single man on earth
is like, you know what? I'd like to be the
(07:24):
last in.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The room, but they didn't say anything about, you know,
any blood level. Yeah, alcohol. Why would they test his blood?
You got popped for paying for pussy, so what?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
They already got him for the bigger fish.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So what? Well, maybe he had controlled substance on him.
On him or in him?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yes. Okay, fine. They're not taking your blood. First off,
you say, go fuck yourself. You're not taking my blood.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay. But he may have had something on him. That's
day one shit.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Unless they pulled him over.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Listen, I got to be honest. I got to be honest.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
If you're going to go do a felony, you don't
keep the felony on you. You take care of the business.
You go take care of... of paying for it, and
you don't get popped twice.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, but you don't know you're going to get popped
if you have a substance on you.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You don't know, especially if you're using the wrong website.
So you're right, you don't know. But I can guarantee
you this, allegedly, this was not his first time.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
At the rodeo. I would probably agree with that. Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
So he knows, like, you know, cops could happen. You
don't bring drugs to a drug party, Danny.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, but wouldn't you think if he's done this before,
he would have had mission accomplished before 9.30 in the morning? No,
that's the thing. He was up all night. He was
up all night, scrolling, debating, thinking, maybe, sort of, should I? Allegedly. Allegedly,
but nobody's like, 9 a.m.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
On a Sunday, I'm on my way to the church,
if I could just maybe swing through here and get
my nut off.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
That's not how it works. He's up all night, dude. Scrolling.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It's actually the perfect time to go to church afterwards.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
That's actually a good point. You should go to church
right after that. And the fucking free clinic.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Actually, yeah. Free clinic, then church.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, but he didn't even get that. That's gotta suck.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I've never been arrested for anything like that, ever. Because
I never would do anything like that. But, man, that's
gotta suck.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And he's from that area.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
He is.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
East Palestine.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I'm going to turn my mic off for that one. Okay,
which Palestine's better?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Wait a minute. Would you rather? I think he's from Steubenville.
I think Steubenville.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And then Notre Dame guy.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
The sad thing is that these billionaires don't have handlers.
I am available to hire. If you want to go
pay for Ohio pussy at 9 a.m. on a Sunday,
I will take you where you will not get arrested.
And these dudes don't have handlers that'll do that. There
are several websites out there with reviews and detailed reviews
(09:49):
that say she's not a cop. This is what she's into.
This is what she's not into. You won't get away
with this. She won't go upsell you there. There are
millions of websites out there. And these guys are just alone.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Think about how sad that is. You're a billionaire. You're divorced. Yeah, but, okay,
Ray is telling me that he's from Youngstown, not Steubenville. So? No, no,
I'm just saying. I don't know if it's in the
same proximity. It might be. You would know better than us.
I know, but I didn't frequent that area. Oh, plausible deniability.
(10:18):
I grew up outside of Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Which is basically Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Basically New York City. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That is the New York of Ohio.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Okay, Charles Barkley got popped.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And he didn't have somebody driving him. But that was
a long time ago. Okay, but he still was not...
He was driving and got pulled over.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Eddie Murphy, too. So he didn't have a handler. Yeah.
Eddie Murphy, a lot. Hugh Grant, a lot. Hugh Grant.
But it's 2026, and you're a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Justin Timberlake, too.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Justin... With pussy?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Oh, no, he got caught wasted.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, at Sack Harbor. Yeah, he was smoked. Smoked.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
But if you're paying for a vagina, and I don't
want to keep saying the P word, because we have
female listeners out there, and also Ray's here.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
But if you're actually participating, it's a crime, if you're
participating in that, you have to have some kind of guardrails.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You can't just be on your own doing drugs, looking
for shit on the internet.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You might get robbed, too, if you don't get.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
100%.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But he probably thinks nobody knows me, because nobody knows
who Jed York is. Like you can't go, oh, that's
Jed York. Like Mark Cuban, you go, oh, there's Mark
Cuban there or Jerry Jones there. Well, see, Jerry is
a man who's never got caught. Yes. And that's the
other thing. Allegedly. No, no, he's never gotten caught. What
(11:26):
do you mean? That's not allegedly. He's never gotten caught. Well,
that he would get caught doing something allegedly. You're insinuating. No, no, no,
of course, of course. We don't have to say allegedly
about Robert Kraft. This podcast doesn't make any money, so
I can't pay for the lawyers to help protect us.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
But then wouldn't a lawsuit be just the little pop
that we need to get this thing?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
As long as, you know, if Shea, would you be
willing to go to jail? Personal liability all day. Yeah,
I'll do jail for this. You kidding me? I'll do
that shit standing on my head. Yeah, but you've got
your daughter's going back to school. I'll do jail for this. Actually,
can you start at the beginning of June? Did you
start to do the kids going back to school? September, yeah.
I was up until 10 o'clock at night last night, actually.
(12:06):
10 o'clock.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
10.01 is when the after-school activities opened.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Up for my town. Like signing up for things?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, so it's like a La Boo Boo drop. All
these moms are on their Adderall. And fucking whine.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Allegedly. Allegedly. Not allegedly. I've seen them do it. I'm
looking at you tennis moms.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Was your wife on. The roommate was asleep. The roommate
was asleep. She was like, you got to do this
for me.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm sick.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I said, what the fuck, man? So all the tennis
moms are sitting at their house with their fucking VIA vans.
And they're like, ready to go. 10.01 p.m. And I
got to sign one daughter up for volleyball. Like I said,
the other one on acting and improv, of course, because that's.
All that means is I got to pay for rehab
in the future. That's all that fucking means. And it's
(12:48):
10.01 and the roommate texts me like a link to
the town website on my phone.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I have no idea. I have to set up an account.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I got to give the kids fake birthdays because she
already has got an account and they're making duplicates.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Whatever. Fact is, I fucking did it. I finally did it.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
But all the slots fill up at like 10.03. So
we got all these other kids trying to be like,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's crazy. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
It's like signing up for classes in college where it's like,
if you don't get there right on the jump, you're
taking fucking algebra again.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
But they're 10-year-old kids, so they're at home crying because
their mom doesn't understand.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Because their mom's drunk and fucked up.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Allegedly. Allegedly, they're fucked up playing tennis. We should just
call this allegedly. Well, you don't have to say allegedly
about the tennis mocks. They're all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
And you aren't implicating one in particular.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, the entire group. I'm implicating the entire group. So
let me recap here. Ray is up 20.5 units. Whatever.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah. Nerd.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That's not fair. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that
he does homework. I do homework. You do? Look at
my bets outside of golf. Look at my baseball bets.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
You do good in baseball.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And you're minus 24.5. That's all golf. Dylan is minus 52.5.
Also all golf.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We're almost done. This is literally it. This is it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We got college football coming up this weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And the tour championship, and then we can be done
with golf.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Then you're done with golf if you want to be done.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Until the players, probably. Yeah, it does. The Traveler's going
to be sick next year.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Ray put the over-under of how many drinks I had
at my daughter's wedding. At nine and a half.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
This was a debated topic. We were kind of thinking
what to set the line at.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And we landed at nine and a half?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
We landed at nine and a half because double digits
seemed likely to me. But you guys thought the opposite. Under.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I was going to go under.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Under.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All day. You don't have time. I did polish off
four Palomas.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
That'll get the juices flowing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And three beers. How many cigars, Danny? No cigar at
the wedding reception.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Really?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Post-reception?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But every night before and after, I had to play
around a golf. I did play around a golf at Monterey. No,
not at Ojai. Oh. At Monterey Peninsula. So we drove
from Ojai to Monterey, stayed at Pebble. Oh, you did? Yeah.
With the son-in-law? No, with my wife. Oh, good for you. Yeah, nobody. No,
(15:25):
we were done.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I didn't want to see anybody. Yeah, that was your
guy's trip.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, yeah. So we went to Pebble. Shout out Luke,
who took care of me at Pebble. And then I
went to Monterey Peninsula. Shout out Tom, who hosted me.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
$ 475, 000.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
To join Monterey. Shut the damn up. And I went,
and now got two great courses, but I was like,
how much does it cost to get in here? And
he said, oh, it went up at $ 475, 000. I go,
oh my God.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Well, you know what's crazy? Sabonic.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, but I mean, out there, they have, you know,
everybody has money.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Maidstone, or is it Maidstone on the Hamptons?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
It's a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It used to be that way with John Steinbeck. He's
been artist down. He's been artist down.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
What, Montauk?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, Monterey. Monterey did.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Monterey, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Monterey still might be an artist town. Beautiful. Carmel is not.
That's high end.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
The Aquarium. Did you go to the Monterey Aquarium?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Aquarium's sick. The Aquarium is sick. No, I did not.
I went to Sardine Factory to eat.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
They have the most famous wine list, I think, in
the country.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It was, well, everywhere we went up there. Then we
went to Napa.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Oh. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
How was the food at the Sardine Factory?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Great. Yeah. But we went to Mustard's. In Napa. It's
a legendary place. Awesome food. Mustards. Mustards. Is it German
or French? Just good. Like Dijon?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Hot dogs? Do they do hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, nothing to do with mustards. Corn dogs? But they
had great food. Did a couple of wine tastings. Sure. Cardinal.
Shout out to Cardinal Wine. And La Coya. Shout out.
It did a nice job. And it was great.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You didn't French laundry it?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, no, uh, I couldn't, you know, who helped me
was Buddha. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Well, he's tied into the whole restaurant.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Buddha's got the plugs out there. Buddha in San Francisco
took care of everything. Well, the problem was we went
to a restaurant in Napa and Buddha put the reservation
under Pat Daniels, which is my character in happy Gilmore too. Yeah. Fuck.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
So we're outside and you know, we're waiting to go
in and, you know, I said, Oh, uh, Table for two,
Dan Patrick. She goes, hmm. Last name? Patrick. No. Hmm.
I don't have anything. Why don't you wait outside? So,
you know, everybody's looking at me like, dude's trying to
sneak in here. So we're waiting outside. 15 minutes, waiting outside.
(17:58):
And then I hear the woman comes out and goes,
Pat Daniels? I go, here. Here.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Here.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And then my wife goes, I said, it's my character
name from Happy Gilmore 2.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
That's your Mark Twain.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah. But it was great. Great trip. And if that's
what retirement's kind of like.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You can get behind that.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I'm okay with that. Great time. My wife's a good traveler.
You like traveling with your wife? Yeah, yeah. She's fun. Same.
I got to say, same. The roommate, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Would you live out there, Dan?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Why not? The libs? No. No. it was kind of
overcast and the weather only got to like 70.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
And you have seasonal affective disorder.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, it was a Seattle, Portland kind of feel, gloomy
a little bit. Makes you want to do heroin, God.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Well, no, not bad.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It is heroin weather.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Kurt Cobain.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So it was great. It was great.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yeah, that's a cool part of the country, though. That
stretch of.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
NorCal, yeah, I gotta say. Yeah, and scenery, drove a lot,
but great. And, yeah, I don't even think... I watched
one movie called 500 Miles, and it was a tearjerker,
so I'm crying on the plane.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh, you watched it on the plane?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah. Plane movies are easier to cry on. I
cry easier on a plane. Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, there's probably something to that, the pressure.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But my wife... Okay, so... I've got all these emotions
that I've kind of packed up in the overhead bin,
taking them out to California for the wedding, trying to
get through the speech, get through the speech. Now it's
clear sailing, but there's still some remnants there.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Still raw.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, sure. So then I realized that here I'm watching
this movie. And my wife, they took away her tear
ducts when she was little, I think. They welded them shut.
She doesn't cry. So I'm like, and she goes, what's wrong?
I go, I take off the headphones. This movie is really.
(20:07):
So, you know, I don't realize I'm crying audibly that
you can kind of hear that.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You get the noise canceling.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, I can't hear myself, but my wife can.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Suck it up, pussy.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Someone shut the baby up. Another flight.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, it was bad. But the movie was really good.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Also, you need to watch movies on planes because you're trapped.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yes, I can't get up. I'm always in the window.
Always window seats.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm an aisle man.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Aisle all day.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Because if I'm drinking, I'm going to have to piss
a million times.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
No, I never. I don't drink. On planes? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
That's the best time.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I don't like that feeling of being drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You like being sober on a plane?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
During the day. You don't like day drinking? No. I'm
good at it. I don't like it. Fair, fair. I'm
really good at it.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Actually, speaking of plane movies, on Sunday, I watched that
documentary on Boeing about like the downfall of Boeing.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And then I went and had to go to the airport.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
So I was like watching, I got to the airport
and I was like, is this a 737 Max?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Cause I just saw a fucking door come off one
of those.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Then the guy gets sucked out of the.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
It was, that was, that was a different one actually
where like, I think like the window broke.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And like, he got like sucked out through the window.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Cause it was like, what a way to go. That's,
I mean, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And I thought, We'll get around to the gambling here.
There's just so much to recap. The Penn State frat brothers.
Fucking heroes. Yeah, what's up? And a dad who was
a supplier, was an attorney. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Talk about the best case scenario you could have been in.
The issue is all these fucking dumb frat boys talking
shit because these kids are getting 35 to life. Like
manufacturing and packaging cocaine over a couple kilos.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
That's federal time. You're lifers. Really? You're fucked.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
No, this is not like, I'm going to go to
state penitentiary. You're fucking fucked.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, Ray.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
They also had the pledges doing the packaging and everything.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's crazy. The bag work.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Did they make them do it shirtless, like the Escobar would,
so they don't take any product?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
No broad. Hey, all the fat.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Pledges got to go tarps off if you're packing them.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's pretty cool. How do you think that nobody's going
to say anything?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
That's the issue. That's why you don't have pledges doing it.
You got to do the hard work yourself. You got
to manufacture. You got to re-rock. You got to do
that shit yourself. You got to scale it out. Don't
be a bitch. But then they got all these schmucks.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
To do it. But they were running like a legit operation. Like,
they needed manpower.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh, no, no, no. Okay, you want to sell it.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
You want to sell it by the $ 20 bag because
the frat party's great. You have some other fucking asshole
to do it. You don't have them bag it yourself.
You break that shit down. You bag it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You give them the fucking bags.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Kick a rocks. You get the fucking acetone. You get
the fucking B12. You get the fucking lidocaine. And you
re-rock it. 12-ton press. That's a formula. Sell that, James.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I can't wait for you to get back on your meds. What, Ray?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
What's crazy to me is fraternities get in trouble for
having their pledges go and get them food and driving,
and they think they're going to get away with pledges
packing cocaine together and distributing it.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, like hazing a gun.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like there's some brotherhood that's going to protect you from
30 years of that.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
In the can?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Well, I wonder if they thought, like, hey, you're fucking
implicated in this too now, so don't rat.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
As a packager.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
If you're within the safety valve that's less than five years,
you'll be out soon.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, but imagine telling an 18-year-old kid who's a freshman
in college, like, you're only looking at five years in prison.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, but that's what I mean. Like, of course they're talking.
Of course they are. Why wouldn't they? They're fucking bioengineer majors.
The last time we were on... Yeah, there's bloodshed there
for Shay. That guy sucks. Just for golf. Yeah, but...
Ray did okay in golf, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh, good. Scotty, top 50?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You hit that?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Scotty to win.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
It's Scotty to win. Sun coming up tomorrow, minus 3,000?
Then why don't you take it? Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Because, Ray, I have something called pride.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Apparently not. Minus 52 and a half.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, I'm proud. I'm a proud boy.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh, whoa. Breaking news. You're a proud boy?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I'm a proud boy.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
We heard you, dude. We heard you. But Sanjay M
to win the FedEx? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
First of all, I do want to point out one thing.
And he's obviously not playing this week because he just
barely missed it. But Sanjay M was playing some pretty
damn good golf down the line there. He was.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It was fucked up.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Okay. Good God, Ray. I mean, this is like showing off.
This isn't fair.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
To these guys.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Let's let football start. Let's let football start. Yeah. Yeah.
Look at the research that Ray gave me.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
I went in last night. I was ready last night.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Shay, I don't even have your picks here. It's right here, Danny.
I don't know what Ray did.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
He's got three.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay. Well, why don't you do yours and get yours
out of the way? Out of the way? Danny, these
are heaters. All right.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
I got the NC State plus five and a half
against the Wahoos. Horny Frogs laying seven against North Kakalaki.
And then I got the old Carson Wentz laying seven
against Deion Sanders.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
NDSU vs. Jacksonville State.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well, that's not beyond.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's Jackson State, right? Jackson State.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Jackson State.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
That is bullshit. That is the same.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Wait a minute. Jacksonville and Jackson are different.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, Jackson's in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh, the booming metropolis thereof. Right, I should have known that.
The bet stands.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I've already made it.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I've made the goddamn bet.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
The bet rests.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
The bet rests.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Dylan, why don't you get yours out of the way, too?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Oh, yeah, then we can sit here and doze off
while Ray's spending.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Some knowledge on us.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Hey, people have been appreciative of Ray.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
I'm appreciative of Ray.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
The person. Name the person. Members of the audience. Dead York, yeah. Allegedly.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Allegedly a fan of Ray.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Members of the audience have been appreciative that Ray does
some homework and actually has won some bets, which is
the goal on this podcast.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Okay, to be fair, the homework isn't the issue. I've
done homework and I've been dead wrong. It's not the homework.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
It's the right part. Okay. Is the goal of this
podcast content as far as entertainment or get bets correct?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'd love both.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I know, but what's first? Exposure. Content. Exposure. So not
picking the correct.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
The Gamelings was sort of like our foray into hanging
out with each other, and then we still are degenerates.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I think an invitation into the mind of a gambler
is more important.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That is, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Because I think a lot of people listen to this
and are like, holy shit, I'm not alone. Well, they
would probably like to be in the mind of a
good gambler, though.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I don't think people are putting their mortgage on anything
besides my bets, but if they did.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
They're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
They're in big trouble.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right. Go ahead, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
All righty.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
The last hurrah of golf. Christopher Raitan, top five, plus 730.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Is it Christopher?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Christopher. Christopher.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, is it? I don't know if it's Christopher. It's Christopher.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
He's Norwegian, too.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But it's K-R-I-S-O-T-F-F-E-R. Christopher?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Christopher.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Maybe it's Christopher.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I probably spelled that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Gary Woodland to win, plus 4,700.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Did you see the drive that he had on the
final day?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I was like, I can do that.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I can swing just like a pro.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
He literally hit it to the ladies' knees, and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And he didn't have to pull out his.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
No, he might have.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
It was like you and Lake Tahoe on that par three.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah. What par three?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Remember the one along the beach?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Dylan topped it like two feet.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh, the 17th.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, I topped it 10 feet, and then I topped
it into the beach part.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And then it was a long way home from there.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
So Gary Woodland will win $ 4, 700. And then Sung Jae
Im's not playing, so I need another Korean. So I've
got Si Woo Kim to win plus $ 2, 350.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So no Sung Jae Im, so Si Woo Kim.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, and if he wins, I'll take the trader stamp.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Go ahead. FCS football, Dan. The main, the Black Bears.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
My Black Bears.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Plus three against Towson. Do you remember two years ago?
Maine had to go play Oklahoma at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
And they were like 45 point under. I think they,
did they cover?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I thought they covered.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
They put up two touchdowns on them. I remember that.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
And I was like, all right, Black Bears. But that
had to have been a fucking hike from upstate Maine.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yes, right.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Oklahoma won 59 to 14.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Covered. 45.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I would argue that that's not a bad showing from Maine.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I would agree with you.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
All right, Dan. In week zero, real football. The shades,
horny frogs. What is it? Seven or seven and a half?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Seven and a half. It's seven and a half. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
It keeps on going back and forth.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Well, you get seven and a half too then.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well, when he said it, it was seven. Yeah. Now
you're saying it's seven and a half.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I mean, I'm just running.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
We're doing, we're doing futures next week, right? Yeah. Next week.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay. Cause I don't think any of Belichick and North Kekulaki.
Will he be there by the end of the season?
Will Jordan be there by the end of the season?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
The question is she's still even there.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, yeah, she's always there.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
No, I know that, but that news.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Really poofed into thin air.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's fucked up what she's doing to him. He's in love.
Come on, man.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, so I got Maine plus three against Towson.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
I got TCU minus a seven and a half against UNC.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Hawaii, the Rainbow Warriors plus four at Stanford.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Happy pride.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Happy pride day game, though. I'm like them more in the,
you know.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
1 a.m.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Slot.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
The 1 a.m. eastern slot, but. You go to war
with the army that you have.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
And then UNLV, the late game, minus four and a
half against Memphis. This was five and a half yesterday.
People high on Memphis.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
A little too high.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
RBU.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
All right. Okay, and that leads us to Ray. This
is going to take a while. The brain trust.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
I'll make it semi-quick.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, maybe streamline this. I'll streamline it a little bit.
But I will say that you gave me a full
page of information there.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I think you do a good job, Ray, but I'm
going to continue to make fun of you.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
No, you say thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I say it then.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You say thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'm doing it to the camera.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
I thought you were showing me.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
No, I'm doing it to the camera. Those are cameras
right there.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's what that is?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yes. How do you know which one? So that's camera
four right there with the green light there. I have
my buddy Crikey. Creaky. Creaky. How do you know which
camera is on? And Rob.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
The red one.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Red light's on.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I thought it was the green one. So green means
it's in the second box.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Green means go. Well, red means.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Red means you're on camera.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
So green means that's the next.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So that right there, that camera's live. Live to tape.
And that one is just waiting. But if they want it,
if Rob takes four, then I got a solo here.
Holy shit. Yeah. And then there's a two there, one there.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You thought these were like decorative or something?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I thought they were like Christmas lights. I don't understand.
So five would probably be a four shot there or
three shot. Maybe it's just you.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Or it's just, yeah, the outlaw.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Oh yeah, Shay's gut tattoo came up on the show today.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I know.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Why?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't remember that. I didn't hear that. I brought
it up. I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Oh, no.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It was getting a tattoo.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
About that.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We're going to get a matching tattoo.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh, sick.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Thug life. Yeah, thug life. By the way, have you
ever had a mugshot? Can we find your mugshots?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I've got a few, yeah. I'll look them up. Thank you.
Let's streamline this, Ray. I got other things to do
in life.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
USC minus 38 and a half versus San Jose State.
USC historically beats up G6 programs. Mayava's back for USC.
And the biggest point of this is Lincoln Riley is
awful on defense, but they brought in Gary Patterson, who's
done a really good job at TCU. He's had three
(31:53):
total times his team's been number one in total defense.
So if he fixes it a little bit, it's kind
of like the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It was kind of 15 years ago, 16 years ago.
Lincoln's gone after he's gone. When he had to go defenses.
Fired on the tarmac.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
If you were Lincoln Riley, would you have stayed at Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
He couldn't have. He couldn't have.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
His family was losing, allegedly, losing their shit. They had
to leave Cowpoke.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Just football-wise.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
They had to leave Cowpoke. It was about his family.
I don't think that he wanted to coach in the SEC.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I think that was always what was brought up. And
then he goes to USC, think you'll be in the Pac-12.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
You're in the Big Ten.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
And then all of a sudden, you're in the Big Ten.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
You're like.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And it's the best the Big Ten's been in, like, decades.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, you're beat, dude. All right, Ray.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
And then I got NC State plus 5.5 versus UVA.
I feel like UVA's being a little overhyped because of
what they did last year. They won five one-score games.
They also lost to Duke, NC State, and Wake Forest,
so they're not very good.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
C.J.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Bailey for NC State is really, really good. A lot
of explosive plays. And then UVA brought in... Bo Pribula.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh, yeah, Bo. He was at Missouri?
Speaker 7 (33:01):
He was not good.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
And he's learning a new system, so I'm going to
take NC State here.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Then for the Tour Championship, Xander Shoffley, top 10, minus 130.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
He's historically played well at Eastlake. He finished with the
best gross score three different times there. And his worst
score there is he finished 13th in 2024.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
And then Sam Burns, top five, plus 220.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
It's all about iron play.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
You're going to keep yawning?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Always about iron play.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
You should probably pay attention.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Always about iron play. Hey, listen, I'm on new meds.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
So Sam Burns, top five, plus 220. And then, Dylan,
I didn't know about this, but we're going against each other.
Russell Henley, minus 104 over Siwoo Kim in the tournament matchup.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I want that, too. I want that matchup also.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Russell Henley plays really well here. Tied 12th, tied 3rd,
tied 14th, tied 4th, and 2nd. And he shot... Tied 14th.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That's really good.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Shot 9 under. And he did 61 here last year.
So he plays well here.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I guess a 6-1-er?
Speaker 7 (33:57):
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Siwoo Kim has been shitting the bed recently. I'll give
you that.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I'm trying to stop myself from betting a lot of
money on Colin Maracaba this week.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Iron play.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, he is the iron play god.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Shea came in here today and he's like, your one
job is not let me bet on golf.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I can't bet on golf anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I gotta stop. But you don't have to bet on golf. Oh,
I don't have to do a lot of things, Danny.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
It does call to you.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It's like a goddamn siren.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Also, it's like you're on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
You know what's nice out of the golf bet a
lot of times is you just get a lot of
mileage out of it, too.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, the problem is, though, it's always, like, in front
of your kids because it's an all-day affair. So, like,
on Sunday, the TV's on.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
You just leave it on.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Daddy, why do we have to keep watching golf?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
This is very important.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, the ladies hate having golf on all day, too.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, because it's, you know, four hours, five hours.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's a fucking Ambien.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, seriously. Fucking Chardonnay in the Ambien. Let's go play tennis.
When do your meds kick in?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
The doctor said I have another appointment with him next
week to make sure everything's going well. I feel like
they're going well right now.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
No. Abject failure.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
But they could be better, sure. There's always room for improvement.
I feel great. I feel optimistic. I'll tell you that.
No more episodes. No more episodes.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Yeah, this podcast after that.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, listen, the episodes are fun. Dude, agree. Don't get
me wrong. Because I discover the truth. That's why I
uncover the truth.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
You do uncover things.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So that'll do it for this week. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble. I hope you're still listening or watching here.
And if not, I certainly understand that. But we'll do
it again next week for Big Day Ray, for Dylan,
for Shea and Irving, yours truly. Thanks for listening, watching,
and we'll talk to you next week. Shout out, Jed.
Host
Dan Patrick
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