Episode 219: A Good Ginger

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling
podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the
morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Talk to me.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I guess we did pretty well last week. I'm trying
to figure this out. Welcome to Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
The ensemble here, Big Day Ray is the producer, but
also the best gambler on the show. Now.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Dylan.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Dylan. Shay and Irving with a fresh haircut.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
And yours truly. We got a lot of social media traction,
not because anybody was good at their bets last week,
but because Shay broke down the Penn State cocaine ring
and also Jed York going to a trailer park at
930 in the morning. In-studio expert, yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, Ray.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, those headlines are kind of built for this podcast.
That's what we dine out on.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
For this man in particular.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's our Super Bowl, yeah. But you more experienced on
the Penn State cocaine ring or Jed York going to
a trailer park for Friendship at 930 in the morning? Well,
you can't have one without the other, Danny. They are simpatico.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
If you're doing a lot of cocaine, working girls are
going to be in the mix.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
They're part of the culture. I don't know if that's true.
It's definitely true. If you're manufacturing cocaine, working girls, just
find your hip and hold on to it. Which is great. Well, wait,
one is Penn State with the fraternity and the other
one's Jed York at a trailer. Right, but I'm saying
my experience. Oh, your experience.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's like a dog whistle.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, it just encompasses most of that genre. You don't
have a whole lot of manufacturing of cocaine cases without
females being a part of the experience.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What do you miss about that?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
The whole thing, really, right?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
The most recent rehab I went to, they try to
tell you that you're addicted to drugs and alcohol, sure,
but you're also addicted to the action of it, right?
You're addicted to whether it's the selling or the manufacturing
or whatever, but you're addicted to the actual steps it
takes to get down. And there is some truth to that.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
You're addicted to being an outlaw.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, I think there's some truth to that. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I do not have outlaw tattooed on my stomach. I
have something else tattooed on my stomach. But yeah, I think. No, listen,
there's been a, I got in a lot of trouble
after the last episode. Why? Well, there were a couple
of tennis moms that did not take kindly to my demeanor,
which I thought I was fine. I thought your demeanor

(02:44):
was great. Yeah, I did too.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're actually kind of like nice.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I thought so as well, but there were some.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Usually you're kind of a prick.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
There were a flurry of text messages to the roommate. Like,
you know, Shay might be off his rocker. Check in
on your husband.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And the roommate.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's like, I know that.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
She was like, leave him alone.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
But yeah, I know. I got, I got called out.
I got called out.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
It was the demeanor, not the Jed York stuff that
got you.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think that had a lot to do with it.
I also talked about the tennis moms and like their
via vans and.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
The, Oh, yeah, you did say they're on study drugs.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, well, they are. They're all on fucking study drugs.
Looking at you, Barbara.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
And look at that. You nailed that, too. You pointed
to the red one.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, you know it's the red one.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
There's some fucking haters out there, and they listen to
the show, and they tell the roommate, you know, check
his piss.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, bye. But you said you're in between meds from
bipolar 2 to bipolar 1. Well, they doubled my meds.
They fucking doubled them after the last episode. Literally, I
went to the doctor yesterday, and he doubled my lithium.
He doubled my Ativan. He doubled- Wait, wait, wait. Why
would he double it? You seem like you were in control.
You were- I agree.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I was going to say- Measured? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, you were measured. Yeah, I agree. But I don't
know why they would double dose here.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well, apparently, like when you lower one's- You just start
increasing the others, but then he wants me on a
higher level to take away the racing thoughts.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Or the mania or whatever. I don't know. I'm on
double now. It just started, so it hasn't kicked in yet,
so don't worry. Next week, I might be a whole
different man.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
They have you on lithium and Ativan?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lithium, Ativan.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And double the dose.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Double and Respirarone.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You're going to be a fucking vegetable next week.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Nah, dude. They can't fucking hold me back, dude. Watch
this shit.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
But I thought you were... No, I was a little
worried you were kind of... quiet or subdued. But I
also thought that your, you know, your thoughts were really.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Concise.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah. No, I thought I was doing great.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Not dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah. Not dumb. Exactly. That's what I told the doctor.
I said, I'm not dumb. And he said, well, we're
going to double you up anyway. Cogent. Is that a. Cogent.
Big word.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Don't have to. That's an Akron right there, boy.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
That is an SAT word for sure.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay. Let me recap here. Big Day Ray actually lost
two units last week. Shay lost a unit, and Dylan
lost two units.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Now, we wiped the slate clean. Yes. Now, Ray dominated
in golf, plus 19 and a half. Shay, minus 24
and a half. Doesn't matter. I already scribbled it out.
It's fine. I just golfed. I just fucked me. So,
Ray is the first winner of the Diego Pavia Award. So,
you get it for week one.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
What did you do?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I was really big on C.J. Bailey for NC State,
and he.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Had 85 total passes. Oh, yeah, NC State got cleaned out.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
And I crushed Bo Pribula, and he lit it up.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Big old Bo.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, that last week, week zero was disappointing in the
gambling department.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's always fucking doubling. Yeah, Bo Pribula, he had two
touchdown passes, went nine for 11. That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
They didn't have to throw the ball at all. They
ran on will against that team.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Let me see. Oh, you know what? I don't want
to seem like we're piling on Penn State while we
pile on Penn State.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I think history would be on our side. Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Just the timing of this and the way it's worded.
Penn State announced the Paterno Family Football Experience Room, an
interactive collection of Interactive. Okay, can we describe it in
a different way? Just paterno, family, football, museum.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
I know how to fix it. Remove all of the
words in that, and then it'll be all right.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Especially paterno.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Paterno, family, interactive. Remove 80% of it. And just have
it called the room. No, I don't want that either.
Wasn't there a movie called The Room?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, yeah. She gave birth to a baby.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
No, that movie's just Room.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
The Room is the Tommy Wiseau movie, the disaster artist.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Was that Brie Larson?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, that's Room. It's actually a pretty good movie.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And that little boy who was incredible in that movie.
Fucked up movie, dude. Oh, man.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
The kids should have gotten an Academy Award for that.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's one of my big pet peeves. Because you can't
tell me that Haley Joel Osment did not deserve the
Academy Award. No, I'm with you. For Sixth Sense. He
sees ghosts. He sees dead people.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You know, I was actually thinking about the Sixth Sense
the other day.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Why?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't know why, but M. Night Shyamalan, that was
his first movie, right?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I mean, has he made a single good movie?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Signs. Good movie. Signs. Not great.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
But like the.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Very much trending Yeah didn't he do The Village The
Village was funny The Village was good With Joaquin And
Bryce Howard Yeah Ron Howard's daughter.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah Oh yeah Bryce Dallas That's a good.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Ginger Wait what do you That's a good ginger Okay
alright That is a good ginger Who else would be
On the ginger.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
List Oh Jessica Chastain.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Jessica Chastain's on there And the girl from Mad Men
Christina Hendricks Sure She's on there too Sadie Sink Stranger Things? No.
Beautiful Woman? No. No, she's very.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Ron Weasley from Harry Potter?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Ed Sheeran, hot. Emma Stone. Emma Stone.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Emma Stone's in there.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
She's not a real ginger.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Great actress.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
She's not a real ginger.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think she is. She's not.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
No, she's not. You know who's.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Not a real ginger? Molly Ringwald. Fake ginger.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
No shit.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, fake ginger. She dined out on being a ginger
for years.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is this best gingers or most attractive?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I missed it. I think most dangerous.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Most dangerous?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
For you, that's Jason Garrett, I think.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
That motherfucker. Why do you have... Dude, him and his
fucking Italian winery. He's such a nice guy. Oh, shit.
Just get off of me.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
That restaurant looks good. I gotta say.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I almost drove my car off a bridge just in
that segment. Shay wants me to get rid of The ginger,
he's like, I hate the ginger. And I'm like, come on,
he's a nice guy. He seems like a total sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
He is.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Jason is a very nice person. You would be too
if he had everything offered to you in your entire life. Yes,
you would be a nice guy too. Ivy League.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You don't think he earned it?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
He didn't earn Ivy League, huh? No, absolutely not. His
dad taught there. His dad taught at fucking Princeton or Columbia. Yeah. No,
I do not think he earned that. Did they say
you get to quarterback? You get to be starting quarterback
at Princeton? Oh, my God. My little sister could be
quarterback at Columbia. What the hell are you talking about?
I think it was Princeton.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Either one. He went to Princeton and Columbia, actually. Yeah. Yeah.
Pretty good.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
You just sound like he's a nerd.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
How did you feel about us talking about the roommate
on the real show last week?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Not great.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
You texted me during the break and you just go, stop.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, not great. The roommate loved it. It was funny.
She loved it. Come on. It's just playful banter.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
You got to be careful with Barb.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Call it playful banter.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
It doesn't even work.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
You got to be careful with Barb because she's made
for the spotlight.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's an artist's intro. She is.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
She's an artiste.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, she's an artiste. So she wants to come on
the show. Yeah, of course. Every week. She's like, so
when are you on the show? I'm like, I'm not today, actually.
What if she came in for the gambling punt?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Absolutely not. No way.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I feel like we could... I mean, Din, you could...
arrange that.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Danny could probably arrange it.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, no, I, I'd have to ask for permission. Yeah.
Like Barb would do it, but shave would not allow it.
Barb would a hundred percent do a swing through like,
Hey guys, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
It would be good.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It would be great for Barb.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Barb is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I like the wet. Well, the Cowboys are going to suck.
So the other side.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Our fall is ruined.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
But when you then bring up the tennis moms, then
she would, She would get defensive quick. That would be
really good. Actually, that would be interesting. That would be good.
If we get her in for a tennis ball segment,
that would be interesting. The fake 49er player scamming women
out of 1.2 million. How do you do it? You
walk around with a helmet? First off, how do the
women fall for that?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
It's really easy in 2026 to look up who is
an active member.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
If you want to find out. You don't.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
This is from an article about it. This was one
of the chicks that he fooled.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Women. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
One of the women he fooled. Deceived. Deceived.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Love boasted about his family's wealth, claiming they were one
of the richest families in Switzerland and owned property in
the U.S.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
And then they stopped talking for a bit. And then
he reached out again and just said, I'm in the
NFL now.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
That was it. She was like, interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Duh.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, duh. I went from just being the richest family
in Switzerland. Don't hear from him for a year. He's like,
I'm in the NFL now.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
You know, Switzerland's got a long line of black oligarchs.
Families that they should have.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, classic.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Classic Swiss.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
The classic Swiss.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
The classic Swiss family.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Switzerland might be the whitest country on the planet. I
don't know the numbers, but.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Do chat GPT there, Ray. Whitest country in the world. Sweden.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Actually, Scandinavia.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Switzerland. Not Sweden. Yeah, but Sweden's got to be up there. No,
Sweden's not up there anymore. I got it right here.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
All right.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
What do we have? Iceland.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Then Poland.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Then Croatia. Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Poland. Croatia. All right. Those are places you can move.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Iceland's an island, too. Reykjavik.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh, no, we're trying to take Greenland, not Iceland. Yeah,
we want Greenland.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
We're trying to take the one that's just got fucking
nothing on it.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's just a block of ice. Build a casino, some
ski resorts.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Casino in Greenland would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I don't know if they have mountains there, though.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think it's a block of ice.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You can ski in Greenland?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
You can ski in Dubai, so I guess it's not
outside the realm of Dubai.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well, if you have money, you can do a lot
of things.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well, we're going to make Greenland pay for the casino
and the ski resort.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
What, Ray?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I got nothing. I was just nodding along with the conversation.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's not good if they're listening to a podcast. Thanks, Ray.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
But I had nothing to add verbally, so I was
just giving them advice.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Ray agrees about the casino.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
To a tongue of Iloa got caught. He was, I guess,
commenting on his own Instagram post. He said, quote, we're
so proud of you. You've got this. And then apparently
forgot to turn off his burner. and then people looked
at his handle, and yes, Ray.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
I think he actually did this on purpose. I think
he's one of the guys who's kind of like Todd.
He's like, you speak it into existence, and he's like.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
You got this, Tua. You're going to be so good, and.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
He's verbalizing it, manifesting it into reality.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Or if I was some guy who just got shit
on all the time, I'd comment, and I'd be like,
you're the best.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
But wouldn't you have somebody do that for you? Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's why I believe Tua.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
You have a burner.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I go on my Instagram and say... You're not a
fat idiot.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
You're the man.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I got to start doing that.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It would take a full fucking day job.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, round the clock, you commenting on.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Your own post. Are you drinking a beer? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
You thought it was pee?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm not. No, I wasn't sure what, because I noticed
that he had a cup and that maybe it was high.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I was drinking a caffeine water, actually.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh, with that new machine we got out there?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
We've saved over 1,000 bottles.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Ritalin boy over here.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's a problem for me in the morning. Dan told
me not to have too much this morning, and I
was already on my third cup. I'm sweating at like
9 o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, you can get vitamins, electrolytes, and then what's the
other one? Caffeine.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Lithium comes out of it.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I wish. He's bouncing all over the room, and his
eyes are bouncing, and I go, he goes, like he's hyperventilating.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I probably had like 600 milligrams of caffeine today. It's not.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
It's a lot. It's bad.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's like seven or eight Red Bulls.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh, shit. Yeah. Fuck that.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
And it tastes like water.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
On day one, I had six watermelon seltzers with caffeine
in it, and then I just had to shit my pants.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
That was basically all that happened.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Betts from last show. Damn. Is there anything to recap here?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Golf is dominating.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, but golf is... I know. This is football. We
got football in here, too. I feel abused, Dan. The
North Dakota State versus Jacksonville State, to me, was.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
You liked that one.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
How bad did you wish you were gambling when that
game was happening?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I said to my wife... Uh-oh. I said... And she
saw me watching the game, and she goes, Who's playing?
I said, North Dakota State and Jacksonville State. And she goes,
are they any good? And I said, well, North Dakota
State's really good. And I said, if I had $ 10, 000
right now, I would put it on North Dakota State. Like,

(15:55):
if I was betting, I would have put $ 10, 000 on
North Dakota State. I thought that that was embarrassing that
they were only a touchdown favorite. At home, they dominated.
They destroyed them. Yeah, 33-7.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
At any point during the game, Did you wish that
you had placed $ 10, 000 on it?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Not even a little?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Really?

Speaker 6 (16:18):
No.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm being honest. I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Terrible feeling. Terrible. No. But it's one of those where
I went, they're only the seven-point favorite. I know. They'll
be up 28 to nothing.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
It's a classic rat line where you're like, something must
be up. How many people you think looked at that
and were like, And then went with Jacksonville State.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, Jacksonville State is a good team the last couple
of years. Wasn't Rich Rodriguez the head coach there? They've been,
I don't want to say formidable, but they've been very good. Yeah,
North Dakota State. North Dakota State, though, is great. Week in,
week out, year in, year out. Now they make the
jump to FBL.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
And they're favored to win the conference, I think, too.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Okay, so anything else here?

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Siwoo Kim did not win, so I'm going back to
my original Korean next season, Dan.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Shocker.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
How about Scottie, though?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
After all season long, people being like, is Scottie falling off?
And then at the buzzer, he's just like, nope, I
made $ 40 million this month.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Even if he didn't win, he still had an unbelievable year.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
It kind of shows you how the margin of golf
is that small. He had the best season ever. all
season long. He just didn't win. Like it's like, he was.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
First in everything.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I give, you know, every, every player would go, man,
I I'd love to have that year. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
A career year for most, by the way, did.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
You see where tiger can't even operate a golf cart? No, what? Yeah.
So they took away his license for five years, but he,
I read where he can't even operate a golf cart.
So he's got a driver. I think so.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
What about a bike?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
What a job I have. Can he bike around? That
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
If Tiger gets blacked out and starts biking around.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yes, right.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I'm seeing it's motor vehicles. So anything with a motor.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Electric golf cart.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
What about an electric golf cart? Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Probably. What about an electric car?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Ooh.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now we're at the gears of time.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
He's got any attorneys on this case. And then Tony
Romo's apology. What a guy. What a just stand-up guy.
I just didn't like when he talked about all the
Back surgeries and all of that. Yeah, but... No, no, no. No, no.
You still took what you took. You can have back pain,

(18:39):
but that doesn't mean you have to take the meds
that affect you driving. The meds hit us differently, Danny.
They hit us all differently, as one can testify. Well...
It didn't hit him well, let's put it that way.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
You think he was taking a gorilla's dose of lithium
and Ativan?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Super dose. He got hit harder than he got hit
when he played. Yeah, it was a bad look. No,
just don't put in there you had all of these
surgeries and injuries.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
I would do the whole own it, apology thing, but
I'd sprinkle him like, for the record, my back hurts.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
For the record, I had a shit day. Yeah. Ever
since I dropped that fucking field goal in Seattle. You
should have said that. I've been traumatized.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
At least an entire fan base. Actually, an entire fan
base is probably still on his side.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I'm on his side, yeah. But if he didn't get hurt,
then you wouldn't have Dak Prescott. That's fair. Is Dak
a better quarterback than... Wow. Now, hold on now. No,
it's a question.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
It's a fair question.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
They asked way more of Romo than they did of Dak.
I will say that. Yeah, because Dak wasn't ready to start.
I'm saying they had Romo. airing it out.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Jason Garrett had Romo airing it out 50 times a
game with the best offensive line in the fucking country.
And instead of running the goddamn ball, he put it
all on Romo's back, who was not fucking Tom Brady,
who was not Aaron Rodgers, and made him pretend like
he was one. That was a fucking issue of coaching.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
He had T.O.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
And Austin.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
It's not like you surrounded him with nobody.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh, really? Let's just look through the Google. That's Brian. Yeah, yeah,
you're right. Never mind. He only had T.O. and Austin.
My apologies. Miles, Austin, Austin, Miles. Same person.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Those are good receivers.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
They're not worth throwing from somebody who's not Tom Brady.
If you throw the ball 50 times a fucking game,
look at who wins.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Look at who wins. Look at the fucking stats. I'm
not making shit up here. Look at the stats.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Who wins when the quarterback throws 50 times plus? It's Literally,
Tom Brady, it ain't Drew Brees. It's Tom Brady and
it's Aaron Rodgers. That's fucking it.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
I would say a lot of the 400-plus yard performances
are in losses.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, but most of your quarterbacks who throw it 50
times are losing.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
But they did have good receivers. Ray is right.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
They had decent receivers. They had the best O-line in
the country, in the NFL, bar none.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Sure, but that also helps in the passing game, too.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Not when you don't fucking run the goddamn ball, it doesn't.
And Jason Garrett can come here and submit. Documents to
testimony and evidence because he is fucking guilty.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
You want to go to his restaurant, don't you?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
He just ruined an entire franchise of fans and a city.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
You're slandering Marion Barber. That guy.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
R-I-P-I-P. You know, I met him at a titty bar.
I told you all that.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I bought him a lap dance and he turned it down.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Why?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Said I didn't want one. Said I respect you. Who
turns down one? Marion Barber. The third. I said, hey, man, here,
bottom of lap dance. He said, no, man, I'm good.
I said, what? Because you never bought a lap dance.
I bought it for somebody else. Yeah, but you never
bought one for yourself. No, no, no. I bought a
lot of chicken Caesar salads with bacon on it and

(21:41):
some time. In the strip club? Yeah, in the office, yeah.
Putting in work.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Putting in a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
You're a hungry boy.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I was hungry. What do you think your daughters are
going to feel like when they get They hear your–
read your book. My eldest one is in fucking junior
high now. Now, is junior high sixth grade? Sixth, seventh, eighth, yeah. Oh,
it is because she was seventh and eighth for me.
So they put her on the bus. Apparently– and I
learned this a couple days later. She goes on the
bus in the morning and the bus comes at like
6.30 in the fucking morning or some shit. And the

(22:12):
roommate tells me later that the bus has sixth, seventh,
and eighth graders on it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
You think each grade.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Has their own bus?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, you thought it was one grade? Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
There's like 7,000 buses. I thought they separated 6th grade
girls from 8th grade boys, yeah. Because you've got to remember,
who's on the bus is an 8th grade boy. It's
all the nerds. It's all the incels. It's the Trenchcoat
Mafia motherfuckers in there. That's who it is. It ain't
the cool kids.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
They can't drive.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
They're in 8th grade.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, how are they getting to school?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
What are you in 8th grade?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
12th?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
14th.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Maybe you were. Most aren't.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I was 12. No, no, no. She's 11. She's in
sixth grade. Was she held back?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I was 14 at the beginning of my sophomore year.
That's normal. 11 in sixth grade? Yeah, that's normal.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
I'm seeing right here, if you're in eighth grade, you're
typically between 13 and 14.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, thank you. I was 14 in eighth grade. They
did hold me back. They held me back in kindergarten, yes.
I did kindergarten twice.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Why?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I couldn't hold a pencil.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Wait, here.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
What about.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Can you do it now? I can do it now.
I can do it now.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
What did it look like back then?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh, yeah. No, but I can hold it now.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Get this mouth.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Okay, but how often are you using your pencil or pen?
I guess enough to hold you back. They probably saw
it once. Why didn't they give you crayons? I think
because you got to hold a pencil.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
He ate them all.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
They were edible, Graham. That was the paint. That was
a lead paint. All right. That brings us to bets
this week. Now, this is just football, so I don't
want to hear you crying next week about golf. I'll
cry about something else. I'm not talking about golf. No,
I'm talking about you. This is just football.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
All right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
You said, I can't. Fuck golf. I hate golf.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, we get it. You lost all your golf bets.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, we got it. Every single one. We got it. Okay,
so now you got college football bets.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Week one. Uno. All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Yeah, UMass plus 30 against the Sopranos. Michigan State laying
nine and a half. Is nine and a half now?
That doesn't make me feel good. Against Toledo. And then
Western Michigan, Michigan over 47 and a half, Danny.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay. Now, you do have some futures. I do. I
have one major future. Yes, I have futures.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Oregon to win the Big Ten plus 240. Big bucks
on that. And then I got Oregon to win the
Natty plus 750. And, of course, I have Longhorns to
win the Natty plus 650. I don't have any faith
in that.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
So you have three units on Oregon winning the Big Ten. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
You know who's backing up? Dante Moore at Oregon these days.
Patrick Mahomes Jr. Dylan Raiola.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
What do you think? He's like the heir in waiting.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's just the heir apparent. Yeah, let me try to
look and dress like him, but don't compare me to
Patrick Mahomes. Dude, he got his walk down.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Kind of like waddle-y thing with his hands down like this.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
If I'm Pat Mahomes and I do a crime, Where
was fucking Raoli?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Frame that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
It wasn't me. It could have been Raoli.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Do you think he'll go to the, I mean, like,
obviously he'll play, I think he'll obviously back him up
this year, play.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
And start next year.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
The Chiefs are going to draft him, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
That would be, that actually would be funny.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That'd be funny.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
They should do that.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
That'd be funny.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Can you have two number 15s on this?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Dylan?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
All righty, Dan. I got some futures here. I'll start
with that. Texas Tech.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Did I surprise you by going to you? I did.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I was flipping through my papers. I was like, where
the fuck am I?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's a gambling podcast. I know. Like when Shea was
doing his, did you think about getting your paper?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Not at all. I was just dialed in. I'm a listener, Dan.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Zoned in on the mental health aspects. Okay, here we go.
All right.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Texas Tech, Sands-Soresby to win the title.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
National title.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
National title.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
What's the number you got on that?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
2,500. Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
25 to 1. I like it. Easiest schedule.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Very easy schedule.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
And the narrative would just be great, too. I got
Louisville to win the ACC plus 800.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
And I have a conference title parlayed in.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Buckle up for this one. How many conferences? I'm writing
this shit down.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I got Louisville to win the ACC.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Louisville.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
East Carolina to win the American. Texas Tech to win
the Big 12. Obviously, since they're going to win the title.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Indiana to win the Big Ten. UNLV to win the
Mountain West. And Old Dominion to win the Sun Belt.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
ODU?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
ODU. I'm back on the ODU train. They're very good
to me.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
What is the payout for this?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Plus $ 764, 721.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yes!

Speaker 3 (26:49):
$ 100 would win you $ 764, 000.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yes!

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I like that. Fuck yeah. I bet it this morning,
so I'm in.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
No hedging.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
And then our friend, Dabo, the real tiger- To make
the college football playoff plus 600. It's going to be
a tough road, but it's possible.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's uphill, brother.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
That is an uphill battle. Okay. But, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So that spread right now is 10 and a half, right?
Or 10? 10.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
It's 10? That game's fucking burning a hole through my
fucking head, dude.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Why?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Because I like Dabo.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Plus a 10. I fucking like it.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I'm taking them straight up.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I fucking like you are.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I'm taking them straight up.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Which, you know what? And that's a perfect segue right
into my picks, Jay. I'm going to start off. I
am taking Clemson Moneyline versus LSU plus 300. And then
tomorrow night, Dan, obviously you're going to be all over
this one.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Arkansas Pine Bluff. You're going to wish you put 10
grand on this. Plus 54 and a half versus Mizzou.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
That's just. We can agree that's a big number, right?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
54 and a half.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
That star running back's not playing because he shot himself
in the foot, I think, or he got shot in
the foot.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
For Pine Bluff?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
No, for Mizzou.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Damn. Ray did research. You didn't.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
No, obviously I knew.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
You didn't know.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
No, I didn't know that, but I knew he didn't
play for Pine Bluff.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Pine for pine okay um all right uh pine bluff
54 and a half purdue minus 35 and a half
against indiana state purdue being a 30 plus point favorite
in anything is crazy so you know what i'm gonna
take it uh texas state plus 29 and a half against.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
The longhorns not a bad bet.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Arch is probably gonna start off slow we know our
arch ohio state texas state doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Arch intermediate passes between 7 and 10 yards like 0
for fucking 300.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
He can air it out nice.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, dude. I'm worried about Arch. Big time.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
That receiver they got, Coleman from Auburn, is legit.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, he is. As long as there's no intermediary fucking.
I'm just. Once again, Ray, doing some research. Okay. Continue, Dylan.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Dan, your main Bears plus 19 and a half against
App State.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah. Remember, they put up a couple points against Oklahoma
two years ago. That's right. That's right.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Old Dominion, minus 40.5 against Norfolk State.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Norfolk.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Against Mike Vick and Norfolk State, right?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I almost said Vince Young. Texas Tech, minus 42.5 against
Sari Shea, Abilene Christian. Obviously, Clemson Moneyline. Lamar and Louisiana,
over 48.5 points. Just trust me.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Hawaii plus three at home night game versus UNLV.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I love that. I don't know. That's the stulture for me.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
I'm telling you right now, UNLV is going to win.
I'm obligated to take a Hawaii in that.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Some Colt Brennan shit right there. Colt Brennan.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
You should get the Hawaii thing in the side of
your head.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I would do that. I love Colt. Timmy Chang. Tommy Chang.
Tommy Chang? Tommy. I thought it was Timmy Chang. Tommy Chang.
Timmy Chang was the Hawaii quarterback, wasn't he? Tommy Chang.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Tommy Chang.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Timmy Chang.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Damn it. I got Chang right. Continue, Dylan.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
All right, one more. The only ranked matchup when both
teams ranked. Louisville, again, it's a lot of Louisville on here.
Plus seven against Ole Miss.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, that brings us to Ray. Once again, Ray
did research.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Anyone can do that, man.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
He's got a full page.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I'll make it quicker.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Anyone can think.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
I will say, every single time you guys have rushed me,
I've lost every single bet. So I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Speed it up.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Slow down. Take your time.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
So unfortunately, Oregon to win the Big Ten, I'm with Shea.
Oregon to win the national championship, I'm with Shea. This
is by far the best roster in college football.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
That's terrible for both of you.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Elite quarterback, good offensive line, best defensive line in the country,
two five-star receivers, maybe the best tight end in football,
second best secondary. It's clearly the best roster in college football.
And if you look over the last two seasons, they
have three losses, and all their losses were to the
eventual national champion.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
True.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
So they're ready. Then I got two units on Miami
to win the ACC at minus 140. This one's too easy.
The ACC stinks. Mensah, I think, can win the Heisman
this year, and they have Baby Jesus at receiver. Best
nickname in college football.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Baby Jesus.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
And Mark Fletcher comes back at running back.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
How did he get the nickname Baby Jesus? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I think he named himself. surprisingly enough.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Aiming yourself baby Jesus is actually kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
That's sacrilegious.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I do know when Cristobal was recruiting him, he found
out about him through his son because he's like, Dad,
can I take off from school? And he's like, why?
He's like, I want to watch baby Jesus play. He's like,
who the fuck is that? And they just found out
that he's like the best receiver in the country.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's such a crock of shit. There's no fucking way
that's true. Yeah, I don't know if you can Give
yourself a nickname.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Mario Cristobal heard about a fucking best receiver in the
country from his son.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, right. Mario Cristobal wasn't already paying his fucking kid.
Baby Jesus? How do you get.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
How do you get Baby Jesus, though? I don't know.
You gotta do some miracle shit. Like, I'm... I don't know. I'm...
Kind of bothered by it. You're bothered by it. The
agnostics are bothered by it. I'm bothered by it. I'm Catholic.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
No, Dan.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I'm Catholic. Politically, maybe.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I thought you were Jewish now.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Oh, I am. I forgot to say. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Mazel.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
How was that? We didn't talk about that at all.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh, we didn't. Really quick. I obviously talked about it
on the show.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
My daughter converted. She legit converted. Legit. Did the whole classes,
the whole thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah. Really?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah. Like the whole thing. Yeah, we did the ceremony,
the whole thing. Yeah, I know you stepped on the glass,
but like she really went through the fucking. I got me.
She went through the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Like the whole conversion. Yes. For God's sakes, I keep
saying yes. Dylan, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I think it's great, you know?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
You would.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I know you don't, but I do.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Here you go. So I can't show this on TV.
Holy shit, Danny. They're playing the music and everything. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm in the chair.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, they're not going to play Van Morrison during that.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, I'm in the chair. You're in the chair. Did
you get to pick who was holding you up in
the chair? No, I didn't know. So it had to
be Jews. I guess. Mathematically, it's a good chance that
they weren't. I think my son was there. Yeah, I
felt good about his strength.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
He's an honorary Jew now.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, I guess. I'm giving you full status. I'm taking
days off. Yom Kippur. Ha ha ha! No, I'm doing
what Todd does every year.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
We can celebrate together. I know. I really miss the
boat on, like, when I first started here, taking off
those holidays, because I can't, like, six years in.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Be able to take off. I found religion now. No.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Todd's going to be so upset. He's like, oh, it's
okay to take off.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
It's not real.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I do it as an issue.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Wait, so, Dan, the bill, was the bill more or
less than you thought it was going to be?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It was more.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
And as an honorary member of the tribe now, did
you go try to.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Haggle with them?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, I didn't haggle with anybody. Oh, you're not really, yeah. Well,
we had already left.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yeah, you call them and say, I don't know about
this charge.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, we opened up.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Is that how?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
That could be anyone. My wife is going to sound
like that?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Or I'm going to sound like that.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, well, now that you're part of the tribe, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
But you're only part of the tribe. Of the tribe.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah. But it's my mom, which I guess counts.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It counts. It counts. It counts. Now, does your mom
like your fiance?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, she loves her. My mom's not religious at all.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
She doesn't give a shit. Your fiance wouldn't have to convert?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I don't do.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I'm not fucking.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Religious at all. Yeah, but my daughter's husband didn't ask
her to convert. What do you mean? She just did it.
She wanted to do that for him.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I think that's nice.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
He didn't ask for it.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
I would say... Like, you do not fucking have to
do that. I don't care. But I guess she just
wanted to.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
She raised the kids that way and shit. Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
The idea of just going to class for anything right
now sounds shitty. Because you have to go to, like,
Jew class. Or if it's the other way. It's called
Christ class.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
You go to temple, right?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
It's temple.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Well, it probably takes place at a temple.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
But I don't think it's called Jew class. I don't
think it's called Jew class.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Dan, you can say it now.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I know I can. Shay can't and Ray can't.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
But it's Jesus class, Jew class.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Big difference.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Why?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well, I mean. No, see, because whenever you say. This
is the first covenant, the second covenant.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Whenever you say it, it comes out with a little
extra mustard on it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
No, it doesn't. I'm the most Zionist motherfucker at this table,
like militantly.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yes, like in terms of global politics, not religiously.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
In terms of like the map. The map of Judea
should be much bigger. I'm looking at the biblical map.
You guys are all looking at the little itty bitty map.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Do you think we've evolved since the biblical map?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't know. Have we evolved since the Bible? Who's we? Everybody.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
People.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
The world. I haven't. Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, no shit. They would have fucking killed you immediately
in the Bible.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I'd be running a fucking tribe. How would you do back,
you know?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Great.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I'd be thriving. Back in BC. Killing it.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
They would have mistaken you for a fully.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Mammoth and thrown a spear at you. They could put
me on zero meds. It'd be zero meds to put
me on. I'd be running fucking high. I'd be doing
whatever I wanted.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You'd be like Genghis Khan.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I would. I'd be like Genghis Khan. You know, there
is a very good book. You'd be Caligula.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
There's a very good book about mental illness and leadership.
It goes through Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, him too, some
other people. There is a connection between leadership and.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Being a little loopy.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Well, wasn't George Washington fucking nuts?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yes, he's in there too. It's a great book. And
I could have been greater. They're holding me back, Danny.
They're holding me back medically.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
You need to be held.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
For civilization.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
You do. Yeah. For the rest of America, rest of
the world. Okay. Anything else there, Ray? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I have a few more here. If you like Indiana,
you like that story, look out for Oklahoma State this year,
over six and a half. You take guys from North
Texas this year with Eric Morris. You bring them to
Oklahoma State. You take 20 of those guys, 56 kids
in the transfer portal.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Wait, wait. Hold on, Ray. If you like Indiana, you
love Oklahoma State.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
To win seven games.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, to win.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
They're taking the blueprint that Indiana did. They did well
with getting one of those guys.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Players to transfer in. Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
And Barry Sanders went there.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
And Drew Mestemaker, the quarterback.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Thurman Thomas.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Thurman Thomas.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Might be a top ten pick next year. Look out
for him. I think he's really, really good. I think
Oklahoma State wins seven or eight games. So I'll take
the over at six and a half there. Then week one.
I already broke down USC last week, so I'm not
going to do it again. Minus 22.5 versus Fresno State.
I want Fresno State plus 22.5. They were up 28-0
last week, and they should have won. They brought in
the backups, and it was bullshit, but they're going to

(37:45):
beat the shit out of Fresno State. Then this line
makes no sense to me. Notre Dame minus 20 against Wisconsin.
It's at Lambeau Field, sure, but Notre Dame is returning
the most production from last season. And then Wisconsin averaged
12 points per game last year. Luke Fickle is.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Poor Luke. That was a tough one. Never should have
left fucking in.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
That was looking good for him for the offseason, and
then ever since he's been at Wisconsin, it hasn't been good.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Never should have left out.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
And Notre Dame needs style points. That schedule's not good.
They need to beat the shit out of teams throughout
the year, so let's start with Wisconsin. Miami minus 24.5
versus Stanford.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Do you think there'll be more Notre Dame fans at
that game? Even though it's in Wisconsin, I bet there's
probably Notre Dame fans.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
A thousand percent.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
By a lot. It's close enough to South Bend.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
In A4.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah. Okay. That's all.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Miami minus 24 and a half against Stanford. Miami's replacing
a lot of guys in the D-line, but they have
five five-star recruits coming in to replace them on the
defensive line. And Stanford struggled late against Hawaii's up-tempo offense.
Darian Mensah is, like I said before, might win the
Heisman and baby Jesus. So I think Miami kind of

(38:57):
cruises here. And then I like LSU minus 10 against Clemson.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
This is tough.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Do they call him B.J.? I hope.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
That would be a cool nickname to a pretty bad
one pretty quickly.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
There's no way he thought of that when he named
himself that. He's like, they could call me BJ.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Continue.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
So, LSU has the number one transfer portal class in
the country.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
No way.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Almost did well with that with Lane Kiffin. And Clemson
didn't name a starting quarterback until yesterday. Christopher Vizina.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Is it Vizina or Vizina? It's Vizina.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
I'm going to say Vizina because it's more fun.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's Vizina. Vizina. Vizina.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
You got to go into the real Death Valley with
a defense that's supposed to be pretty good this year.
And you know what's funny is I can't believe Lane
Kiffin has to coach Witt Weeks His daughter's boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
That must be awkward. Well, X now, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Oh, they're not dating anymore?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
What happened? I don't know, Danny.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
I don't involve myself with the likes of Gen Z gossip,
but they are a broken up.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Also, Clemson was named Death Valley before LSU was.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I just think 10's a big number. Well, what about
Death Valley?

Speaker 6 (40:07):
That's the real Death Valley. The real Death Valley's entered
the chat.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I didn't know if that went. It's 10 now? 10
and a half? What is it?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I have it at 10.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's a big number. That's a big fucking number. I mean,
I think.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Sam Levitt's very good. He's going to fix their running game,
which was awful last season. He always runs well. And
I like Sam Levitt, so I think they probably win
by 17 or 20.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
This seems like a perfect opportunity for Lane to fuck up.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Yeah, I can see them dropping this and then running
the gamut the rest of the way.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Right, this is some Lane shit. Even winning but barely
type shit. I don't know, Lane. I don't trust Lane.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, but you want to be out of the gates.
You want to put on... I know you do, 100%.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
That extra pressure.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Dabo's just fucking farting around now.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
He's playing with house money. No, Dabo's such a spoiler.
He's playing with like a... a renewed hatred towards this.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, the new landscape.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yes, exactly. Yeah, those coaches who have evolved, he hates that.
Hates them. Hates them.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
They've lost 14 games in three years. It's not the
Clemson it used to be.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Oh, I know. I know. I know.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I'm not putting money on them.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
And listen, the market thinks that the over-under for Clemson
for season win total is like seven or some shit,
or like eight. Like, there's not a whole lot of
respect for Clemson going around. I'm just saying 10 is
a big fucking number.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
They do have NFL talent on the team.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I'll give them that.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
10's a big number. That's all.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
It is, man.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Whatever. I ain't touching it. I'm just saying. Anything else?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
That's all I got.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
All right.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
All right, Dan. Who do you think is going to
have the best football season of the three of us?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Ooh. Ray.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Thank you. That's the cop-out answer.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Ray minus 1,000. Okay, fine.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Take Ray out of the equation.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Ray minus 1,000. I'll take Ray.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I have the first Pavia, though, so not off to
a good start.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I will say that Shea will have a slightly better
season than you.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Wow, really going against the grain. The exact order of
golf season.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
But even when you are going to do right, you
do wrong. Story of my life. I know, but you'll go, oh,
you know, I think they're going to win, but I'm
going to go this. I just feel this way. And
then you end up losing all of those bets.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, it's broken my brain.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
And then you do a parlay, and I say, don't
do parlays. You never win parlays.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
And then I hit one, and I'm like, fuck you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, you hit one for like 48 fucking units. I'm like,
you piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
It is kind of cheating. It'll be like down 40 units.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Long shot, lob it in there and then hit it.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
And then you're like, oh, I lost by 12 units. Like, yeah,
you won 63 last week.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
In one bet. It's so fucked up.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
We also have, like, no data on any of these teams,
and Dylan has 10 bets in week one.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I figured I'd come out swinging. Just to test the waters.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Honestly, the week one is almost.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
This is the time to let it fly.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
It actually is.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
You can sit over there and be a nerd and
be right.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
If you know anything about the teams, Dylan doesn't know
anything about Arkansas Pine Bluff.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
If you know anything.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
You know what I know about Arkansas Pine Bluff? They're
playing a guy that shot the flag. He's not playing.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
We will see you next week. For Big Day Ray, Dylan,
Shea and Irving. I'm a pirate.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
The Crips.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I thought that's what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
No. No. I'm a pirate.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Arr.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Arr.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Oh, because of East Carolina.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, no shit, man. Jesus, fuck. Pirate's favorite letter. My
kids listen to this shit. Arr. Thanks for joining us.
We'll talk to you next week.