November 16, 2023 • 24 mins
On today's episode Bad Larry joins us from a repass, we talk to Shea in Irving about his marital status and his upcoming trip over Thanksgiving break. Also Dan gets increasingly irritated with Dylan, oh and we make some picks too. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
By the way, I did reach out to Shaye last night.
I said, Hey, uh, dinner maybe, and uh, apparently wasn't
a good night for me to go over to have
dinner with you. Hi. Hi, Larry, Hello Dan, how you doing,
buddy good? Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Dylan?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, okay, So I was gonna go. Shay's been inviting
me every Wednesday to go over to his house and
then do his podcast, the Shaye Irving Podcast, and I
my wife went to dinner with some friends and then
I thought, okay, I'll give you a heads up that
I'm coming over, and then you said not this week, Danny. Yeah,
(01:06):
I mean to be fair, the roommate did go out,
which I had no idea about. I thought I was
just eating leftovers for fun, but she was like, yeah,
I'm going out with my girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not a good week. Not a good week to show up, Danny.
We got to go to Austria. So she's packing up
the entire damn house. Shit's going crazy. It's a mess.
Goddamn zoo.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Do you want to do this today?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I want to do anything but what I'm doing currently
currently at my life life life.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, sure not the show. The show is the best
part of my life. That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
If this is the best part of my life, I'll the.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fuck just never leave this room.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You're good, okay, Just grab yourself a white claw.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, and let's just pinky up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, and let's just sit back and just the good times.
Yeah yeah, let me recap here. Dan Patrick takes a
gamble Dylan plus seventeen he won one unit last week,
Larry at plus seven won three units last week, and Shae,
I got your plus four you won one unit last.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Week to raise uh fucking me in the ass again.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What happened? Ray?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He does that big fan of that.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
You said that I didn't give you the Vikings game, right, Yeah,
I'm looking at it right now and it's in green,
so maybe I just didn't calculate.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It right, but light blue on the sheet.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, we got some printer issues.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Bait I won that too, Yeah, okay, that's that's what's
the one Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, so you're up five units?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, won two last week that freaking Catholic over Corn
Hold me, Danny. They weren't even close.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Awful.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
College basketball is a death wish, by the way, Iowa
the gift that keeps on giving. Amazing Shae, are you
jumping on now? Second? I jump on second?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Please don't.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's gonna be like a sixty eight point game, I know.
And what was it? Twenty two to nothing? And they
had a kneel down inside the five.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Three zip at halftime.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Just looking at the sitting there when it goes to half,
I've been looking at the screen being like, this is the.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Best football game I've ever watched in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is this one of the best or worst? Heisman races? Here?
Right now? Bo Nicks has a comfortable lead. I don't.
According to DraftKings, I think Jayden is it at LSU.
Michael Pennix Junior, the third is second, then Jayden Daniels,
then Marvin Harrison Junior.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Jaden I think Jayden should be way ahead of Bownicks.
Jayden is pretty spectacular, incredible. If they were, you know, undefeated,
he would be the only person anybody's talking about on
the Heisman. Yeah, he plays on a semi shit team
with Brian Kelly as his coach. To me, that means
a whole lot more if you're succeeding with that ass.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah right, what.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I feel like bo Nix is just super overrated and
like he didn't do anything at Auburn. And then when
was the last time Oregon had a bad statistical quarterback?
Like he's probably just a product of their system. Like
it's not that good.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I thought your job was just to produce a real commentary.
Now you're going to be giving us picks here coming
up odds for the next NFL coach to be fired.
Bill Belichick is the leader in the clubhouse right now.
Matt Eberflus, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Brian Dable, anybody want
(04:17):
a piece of any of those odds?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Not touching it. There's no way Dable or Belichick get fired.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No way. Okay, relieved of their duties. Just Belichick get
relieved mid season? No way, no way. I'd say yes, Marvin.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Does part ways count when they say we mutually parted?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Waste? What did Gwyneth Paltrow call it? De coupling? No? No, no, no, right,
like a mutual wasn't It wasn't It was.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not the cup is banding.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, it was like she said something. Really it was
really it was really elegant like it it sounded like it.
Did I tell you I met her before? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I met Gwyneth Paltrow at the Ohio Valley in and
what happened? We hung out for a minute. She I
had a dog, Well, the roommate had a dog. It's
like a b shon freeze, And of course we were
I was walking the dog and I was sitting on a.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Park and conscious conscious, I'm uncoupling, conscious uncoupling.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's sucking it. Yeah, okay, So I'm sitting on this
bench with the dog and it's this white fluffy dog,
looks like it, you know, came from a fucking movie.
And the roommate goes into some spa ship or whatever.
So I'm just waiting and then fucking Gwyneth Paltrow walks
out and you can see her a mile away, Danny,
Like a mile away, you can be like, holy shit,
that's a good looking woman. She's got good bone structure.
(05:33):
And then she was like, can I pet your dog?
I was like, yeah, no problem, pet pet pet yeah yeah, yeada.
I was like, cool man, whatever, how the fuck are you?
She was like all right, good to see you. I
was like, yeah, peace, that was it.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I didn't ask her name. I didn't shake her fucking hand,
get her a picture.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
None of that ship no free Vagina state was No.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It was during Reese Witherspoon's second marriage. She married some agent.
So Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Was there?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Uh uh, what's what's Jerry Maguire, the old lady Renee
Zellweger was there. All these other fucking celebrities were all
over the compound. It was pretty cool. A lot of
blond renase el Wegger looked fucking awful.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Really.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh that's when she had like the joker face for.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Motherfucking work guy.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The legs was boom and the cheeks were boom in
bad Yeah. But Gwyneth Stable together yeah smoke show.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah. And she has nice skin too beautiful.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm not kidding. I was like, holy shit, she should
be a movie.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh that's and she's a good kisser. Okay, Larry, how
are you doing? You're still with us?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I'm good. Yeah, I'm out of repass. Ninety four year
old legend spring Light Good died, so I took a
little break from the repass. I'm sitting at a bar
by myself, in this short club and ready to give
my picks and then go back to the party.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wait, it's a repast.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, the celebration after the funeral.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh okay, I think we've been over this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You tend a lot of funerals, a lot. Yeah, your
friends are dying, yeah, and your next.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
The great thing about this is my friend's parents still
so my friends. So I'm here to support my friends.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You're your friend's parent, support your.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Ninety four.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's a good I'd sign it for ninety four right now.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
So I'm the only one on this call who won't.
I'm a hundred No, you're not.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Never gonna happen. I can't wait to collect that debt
from your family. You don't even want to be You
can't wait. Your wife has to pay up. Yeah, well there,
I'll be at the fucking wake saying hey, hey, hey, yeah,
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You're going, I'm going to be at the repass.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But they're celebrating because you say.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
We've had this conversation before, you're invited to the way,
you won't be around. I'm sorry, my man.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, that's two things can be true.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The over under, I think we said it's seventy seven
or seventy eight under. Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It's such an over it's just a joke.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'll give you a decade from now.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I want to talk to your doctor. I want to
talk where they go to school. Fucking Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, recapping, so anything you want to recap their deal
since you're leading.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Obviously, Iowa Rutgers under twenty eight and a half. That
was the lock of the century, Washington, Utah. That was
a brutal, brutal has beat in a while.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That was tough. Yeah, that was a touchdown that should
have been Yeah, that's what got you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that was they cover.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That was that was tough. That was tough.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You looked like Utah was going to win that game
really too.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And then you have the future bet Arizona to win
the title.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, looks good. And then I got hosed in NFL
except for the Jets Raiders under.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Uh, let's see bad layer. You got anything you want
to recap from last week?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, the teaser was easy. I split in college and
splitting pros just because I lost that Rutgers that I had.
I mean, I bet the over in the Rutgers game.
I figured Sanna would at one pick six or one
get a fucking point. There nothing nothing else to recap.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're the ten point three for the week. Is good
ten point teaser? Uh? You had Bama Georgia and Florida
State and the uh.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
The points in the Florida State game?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Right, Yeah, yeah you did? Uh? How about you shay
anything you want to recap? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
South Bay mccorn holded me once again, covering the entire
game except the second half of the fourth quarter. Oh
that was really embarrassing and sad. And college basketball has
got my number once again. I lose pretty much every
bet I make in the NCAA basketball We only had
one bad Yeah, two units, Danny as the first time
I've done two units in what two months?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Tangled those point totals in college basketball have no.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, you had the over with Saint Mary's and University
of New Mexico.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Two great offenses, and here we go. Every time I
try and break a game down, Danny, it doesn't work.
I fucking lose every time. What was the game that
you broke down earlier this year at University New Mexico,
Diego Pavia? Yeah, who, by the way, is having a
great fucking year. After week one he looks incredible.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He could thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But in that fuck, didn't he have some contry he
fell apart against you mask that's the contract. Didn't he
have something where he was urinating on whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa woa exculation there something where he urinated on
the mascot of the logo school he was playing.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Who hasn't pissed? Right, I'm asked Albert Bell. We all
have to pin you pos.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What's the story with the New Mexico quarterback?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
So New Mexico state quarterback Diego Pavia accused of urinating
on rival New Mexico's logo.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, yeah, fuck that logo an interstate rivalry.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh yeah, welcome to the AVQ, bitch.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's just some hijinks. There's what that is. It's called
competitive advantage, all right, dyl You lead US off.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Alrighty Dan, to everyone's surprise, three units Illinois Iowa under
thirty and a half.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Thirty.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's a big title, I.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Think, and that's I would add it like at twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, Illinois can actually score a little bit, but I
don't know. I mean, there's no you can't jump the
ship yet. Okay, app State money line against JMU plus
two seventy five. They're going to be devastated about the playoff. Yeah,
they get nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
JMU favored by no rankings either.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, nothing, they get nothing. They're going to lose to
app State.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
All right, I'm going Notre Dame minus twenty four and
a half against wake Forest Sam Hartman, going back to.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
The old stomping grounds.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I think they'll put up some points and what is
ultimately a meaningless game for both of them.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And then Washington plus two and a half against Oregon State.
This is funky. It stinks, I have Why are they underdogs?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Oregon State does cover the spread like a machine, but
Oregon State's good.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, I believe that's why.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's why it's tough to play there, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So it's basically a pick. I'm it shouldn't pick him
take that out.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It takes like eight and two. Yeah, they're not a
bad team.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
They lost a wazoo, didn't they.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, Yes, I think so, Yeah, I don't have lost
that bad.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I think this is kind of this is just the
trappy one either way you look at it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I feel like Washington kind of ends up giving it
to him. All right, Oh yeah, brother brother, NFL?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
How's that white claw? It tasts great, Danny.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
These are just delightful, Dan.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You have to have an advanced palate to enjoy the
black cherry day.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Is there a soft Seltzer? Because I know there's a
hard Seltzer. I'm just curious that there's a soft Seltzer.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Sounds like a product idea for me.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah. Yeah, some soft selters out there. I still wouldn't
drink it.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Okay, there's about four seven combined fell and he's drinking
white claws in here, Dan.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Because I'm a man, all right, here we go. What
else in the NFL?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
NFL?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
So tonight Bengals Ravens. I'm going Mark Andrews, my guy.
First touchdown score plus eight point fifteen? Oh no, tight
ends prime time?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Right. They delivered six touchdowns this year point. Yes, and
here we go.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Uh, Dolphins minus thirteen and a half against the Raiders.
I think the whole like Raiders ra ra thing dies
this week. And then Dolphins love being the shit out
of bad teams. That's pretty much all they can do. Okay,
Seahawks minus one against the Rams. I have no reason
not to bet that. I don't know even why it's
(13:21):
only one. An there's plus ten and a half against
the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Now Steve Smith said that Ceedee Lamb's not an elite receiver.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm so sick of this shit, Danny. This is so corny,
Like what is Steve Smith doing.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's got nine hundred and seventy five yards this year,
four touchdowns, He's in the top fucking three of both categories,
will be but.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Two of those. All of that is from like two games.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I would say he had a bad fucking first week
or two.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And Dak had a bad first week or two.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Actually, he's had at least ten receptions and at least
one hundred yards in three straight games.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, I took it down from three games.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Yeah, so in favor and to be fair to Steve Smith,
he said this before this three game stretch. But Ceedee
Lamb's just disproving him right now. Yeah, yeah, so he
didn't say that in the best of it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Ceedee Lamb. He's got the whole package.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Like he looks like catch did you see his catch
last week? The one handed left hand?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Or did you see that?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Ship?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Fuck out of here?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
He looks kind of slow on TV there. I don't
know what it is.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You got another bent?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Am I not allowed to make observations?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Now you can, but what would you look like on TV?
Now we see? Okay, great, and then the sooner I
get Shay out of here, the better for all of
this because he's got he's got some stuff to deal.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
With things, yeah, and happenings.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
International flights, yeah yeah, international incident with kids. You three
daughters on a plane to Europe.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Probably the worst person ever be in Austria.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I guess what do you mean? The whole land?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Vikings plus two in African thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Thank you, Vikings plus two and a half. And I
have a part of course you do.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
All unders Iowa, Illinois under thirty and a half, Giants
and Commanders under thirty seven, and Titans and Jags under
forty plus five ninety five.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Right, we bring in bad Larry who joins us from
a funeral.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yes, I didn't hear the Bengals line, but I went
to Bengals plus three or three and a half against
the Ravens, and it's Bengals Bengals. Is it three and
a half?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, thank you, Browns minus one against the Steelers, Chargers
minus the three against the Packers. I went over forty
seven in the Bears Lions game. Vikings plus two and
a half against the Broncos, and the Chiefs minus the
three against the Eagles. I think that's Monday night.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You got all of the lines correct today? Oh yeah, congratulations,
I did.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Them this morning instead of last night.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's the difference, Okay, I guess any uh okay college.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There, Yeah, they're one unit each, and then I got
one unit on one to six college games. Duke minus
the three and a half against Virginia Michigan minus nineteen
against Maryland Louisville. To pick them against.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Miami louis was getting one.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Getting one. Okay, another bonus, thank you, Danna, You're welcome.
Penn State minus the twenty and a half against Rutgers
h Georgia Southern minus six against Shave or Dylan's o
d U that's mine, that's yeah, and Kansas State minus
the eight against Kansas. I want to Dan. I want
(16:37):
to add one game and then I want to say
goodbye to you guys and hang up because I got
people waiting for him in there.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
They're want.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Repasses to the you go for the living, Okay, I
want to I want to add JMU. Is game day
going to be it?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
In Harrisonburg. There's going to Harrisonburg. I want one unit
on JMU minus a nine against Appellations State.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Wow, Uh it's I think it's what's the line.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It's uh nine? I think I saw nine this morning.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
It's eight now, So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's some money coming in and.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Right right side of that bet, Larry.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, all right, Larry, tell everybody said that I took him.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
It's going to go down to about seven.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
All right, Larry?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Can I get off?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah? Yeah? I mean I prefra you to do it now.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Plus my beers empty.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay, you guys, good luck, we'll see it. Okay, all right?
Bad layering is from another funeral?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Uh shay, Yeah, make it quick and easy, Danny Boston
College plus three against pitt Ye. Then I got that
same game under Wait, forty five and a half?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, forty seven.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
When you sent it to me, I looked it up.
It's forty five and a half. I knew you were
going to say.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Something, but fuck me. Sorry forty five.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I have a feeling that's going to be a important point.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, forty six.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I really hope it is, a bitch.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'll take it anyway, but this is under duress.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'll get as a as a man of sport. I'll
give Shay the forty seven.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, No, that's not the way. You're not. You're not.
There's no official title man of Sport.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's unofficial.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, we're not doing that. All right, Fine, we're not,
you know, because he's in a bad mood and he's
going with his wife and kids to Austria.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Giving him a point and a half makes this miserable
man feel.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
A little bit better.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, it won't.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It won't temporarily.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He's not asking for it, all right. I know listen,
I know it's my show and the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is no, Since what are we trying to make people
feel good about themselves?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wow, look at what I'm going through.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
We're turning over a new leaf here.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It's called being mighty Christian. Every Danny, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You're not getting it. I think if I would have
gotten dinner last night, then maybe I feel a little closer.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I would actually like to say something about the.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
House is I didn't. Oh, I would have brought food over.
You and me, Arena take care of three daughters. Dance
now fun. That was a long time ago. Oh, what's
changed a whole lot the generational. We got iPads, now
they got fucking TV.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
They're doing stuff you don't have to watch you.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But the baby's a violent one. Did I tell you
what happened to the fucking baby the other day? Eleven
stitches in her mouth? Danny, what eleven stitches in her
fucking mouth?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Two and a half year old.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I got her this stupid pony that's like a pony
unicorn where they ride it and they fucking pushed and
they ride it and they ride it, and the two
girls ahead of them had it and it was never
an issue.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This fucking baby, this danger baby, takes the fucking unicorn
down the stairs, just straight down the stair. I'm gonna work.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The roommate's there, and she's like, what the fuck, what
the fuck? She hits her face on the handle and
then on the terra cotta. So they cut her once
and they cut her inside. Bam, eleven stitches and guess
who fucking fixed it. The best goddamn plastic surgeon in
Fairfield County, which fucked me big time. Man does not
take insurance, Danny, Oh what did that run? Eighteen hundred? Yeah,
(20:05):
it was a ten minute operation, but it's worth for
your daughter. Well, the roommate was like, she's a girl,
we have to fix it. She was like, this is
a dude. I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
That's so fucking his teeth out of shit.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I broke my nose when I was younger, and my
mom took me to the emergency room and then she said, oh,
you'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
They didn't even fix it. Same I have my nose broken.
I don't know how many times like that thing is
just fucking yes. That next urriculous thing called the exchange
between the U States and Mexico.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You're very deviated.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
So okay, all right, Dan, really quick that I would
like to point out you were only willing to go
to SHA's last night because you said that your wife
was going out to dinner, so it seemed like a
little bit of like a like a you know nothing else?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, I guess I'll go.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yes, I could have made us like terriso and eggs.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I would have come over. I text you you did. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
What the reason why I'm going over or not going?
Who cares what the motivation is? Fair?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I was going over for the entertainment that not necessarily
the food.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But the baby with her face sewn up? God fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Dan, I know what else do you have? I don't know.
Do you even care anymore? I don't know where I am, Danny, okay,
care about anything? Do you want me to read your picks? Yeah? Sure,
all right, let me take a break. Uh. So you
got Boston College plus three against pitt You got the
over under it's forty five and a half. You got
the under Colorado Wazoo under sixty three should be sixty four. Uh,
(21:33):
Texas State minus three and a half against Arkansas today,
MESSI State? Yeah, miss Mississippi State a bulldog minus fourteen
against Southern miss All day. NFL picks for Shay Chargers
minus three against Packers Kansas City minus three against the
Eagles and Arizona plus five against the Texans. Yes, that's it,
(21:55):
that's it, Danny doing good again. But why are you
annoying today? Extra order?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I didn't take my adder all today.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, and you're extra annoying today.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Eric said the same thing.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
What what do you want?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I have a couple of Formula one picks in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Jesus fuck? Yeah, go ahead, all right, fine, Charles.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Charles Leclaire, and Lando Norris.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Podium of course, Sergio Perez fastest lamp.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Hey, it's been hitting all right, parlay with a couple
of NFL games.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Dad, a nice little payday.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That's it, Shay and Irving's point? Are you? You guys
are in Europe? But we could have done it last night?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
We could have. Yeah, but I fucked that up clearly.
But I could have. Could have you asked to I didn't,
really I did. So I'm going to be in Austria
next Thursday for this show. Yeah, it's got to be
six pm there.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
So Actually we were thinking about recording earlier because we're
not here on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
We went on record on Wednesday. It's Thanksgiving, so we
could do it's the roommate's birthday to Danny.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
God damn it, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You got to get her something. I got her trip
to Austria. Yeah, but you're going with her?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Why don't we doesn't help her?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Why don't we do the show from Austria? Take a
little field trip?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What is wrong with you today?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm just spitballing.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's an idea, man, Dan, you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Throw enough ship at the wall. Dan, maybe it sticks.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let me throw you against the walls.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I won't stick.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I can't. I can't lift you to throw you. Okay,
so uh yeah, I have a what. No, we're gonna
do Wednesday? Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I guess we can try either one. I'm oping all right,
maybe we have to do Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That's fine, thank you, Yeah either way, Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right, thanks for joining us for this podcast. I
hope we entertained. You have one more thing. I just
like mess with you. I'm sorry, I don't have anything. Uh,
good luck to everybody. Thank you, Dad, and have a
have a happy thing at safe Tribal. Danpatrick takes again
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
By the way, I did reach out to Shaye last night.
I said, Hey, uh, dinner maybe, and uh, apparently wasn't
a good night for me to go over to have
dinner with you. Hi. Hi, Larry, Hello Dan, how you doing,
buddy good? Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Dylan?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, okay, So I was gonna go. Shay's been inviting
me every Wednesday to go over to his house and
then do his podcast, the Shaye Irving Podcast, and I
my wife went to dinner with some friends and then
I thought, okay, I'll give you a heads up that
I'm coming over, and then you said not this week, Danny. Yeah,
(01:06):
I mean to be fair, the roommate did go out,
which I had no idea about. I thought I was
just eating leftovers for fun, but she was like, yeah,
I'm going out with my girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not a good week. Not a good week to show up, Danny.
We got to go to Austria. So she's packing up
the entire damn house. Shit's going crazy. It's a mess.
Goddamn zoo.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Do you want to do this today?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I want to do anything but what I'm doing currently
currently at my life life life.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, sure not the show. The show is the best
part of my life. That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
If this is the best part of my life, I'll the.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fuck just never leave this room.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You're good, okay, Just grab yourself a white claw.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, and let's just pinky up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, and let's just sit back and just the good times.
Yeah yeah, let me recap here. Dan Patrick takes a
gamble Dylan plus seventeen he won one unit last week,
Larry at plus seven won three units last week, and Shae,
I got your plus four you won one unit last.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Week to raise uh fucking me in the ass again.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What happened? Ray?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He does that big fan of that.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
You said that I didn't give you the Vikings game, right, Yeah,
I'm looking at it right now and it's in green,
so maybe I just didn't calculate.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It right, but light blue on the sheet.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, we got some printer issues.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Bait I won that too, Yeah, okay, that's that's what's
the one Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, so you're up five units?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, won two last week that freaking Catholic over Corn
Hold me, Danny. They weren't even close.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Awful.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
College basketball is a death wish, by the way, Iowa
the gift that keeps on giving. Amazing Shae, are you
jumping on now? Second? I jump on second?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Please don't.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's gonna be like a sixty eight point game, I know.
And what was it? Twenty two to nothing? And they
had a kneel down inside the five.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Three zip at halftime.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Just looking at the sitting there when it goes to half,
I've been looking at the screen being like, this is the.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Best football game I've ever watched in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is this one of the best or worst? Heisman races? Here?
Right now? Bo Nicks has a comfortable lead. I don't.
According to DraftKings, I think Jayden is it at LSU.
Michael Pennix Junior, the third is second, then Jayden Daniels,
then Marvin Harrison Junior.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Jaden I think Jayden should be way ahead of Bownicks.
Jayden is pretty spectacular, incredible. If they were, you know, undefeated,
he would be the only person anybody's talking about on
the Heisman. Yeah, he plays on a semi shit team
with Brian Kelly as his coach. To me, that means
a whole lot more if you're succeeding with that ass.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah right, what.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I feel like bo Nix is just super overrated and
like he didn't do anything at Auburn. And then when
was the last time Oregon had a bad statistical quarterback?
Like he's probably just a product of their system. Like
it's not that good.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I thought your job was just to produce a real commentary.
Now you're going to be giving us picks here coming
up odds for the next NFL coach to be fired.
Bill Belichick is the leader in the clubhouse right now.
Matt Eberflus, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Brian Dable, anybody want
(04:17):
a piece of any of those odds?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Not touching it. There's no way Dable or Belichick get fired.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No way. Okay, relieved of their duties. Just Belichick get
relieved mid season? No way, no way. I'd say yes, Marvin.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Does part ways count when they say we mutually parted?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Waste? What did Gwyneth Paltrow call it? De coupling? No? No, no, no, right,
like a mutual wasn't It wasn't It was.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not the cup is banding.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, it was like she said something. Really it was
really it was really elegant like it it sounded like it.
Did I tell you I met her before? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I met Gwyneth Paltrow at the Ohio Valley in and
what happened? We hung out for a minute. She I
had a dog, Well, the roommate had a dog. It's
like a b shon freeze, And of course we were
I was walking the dog and I was sitting on a.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Park and conscious conscious, I'm uncoupling, conscious uncoupling.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's sucking it. Yeah, okay, So I'm sitting on this
bench with the dog and it's this white fluffy dog,
looks like it, you know, came from a fucking movie.
And the roommate goes into some spa ship or whatever.
So I'm just waiting and then fucking Gwyneth Paltrow walks
out and you can see her a mile away, Danny,
Like a mile away, you can be like, holy shit,
that's a good looking woman. She's got good bone structure.
(05:33):
And then she was like, can I pet your dog?
I was like, yeah, no problem, pet pet pet yeah yeah, yeada.
I was like, cool man, whatever, how the fuck are you?
She was like all right, good to see you. I
was like, yeah, peace, that was it.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I didn't ask her name. I didn't shake her fucking hand,
get her a picture.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
None of that ship no free Vagina state was No.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It was during Reese Witherspoon's second marriage. She married some agent.
So Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Was there?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Uh uh, what's what's Jerry Maguire, the old lady Renee
Zellweger was there. All these other fucking celebrities were all
over the compound. It was pretty cool. A lot of
blond renase el Wegger looked fucking awful.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Really.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh that's when she had like the joker face for.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Motherfucking work guy.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The legs was boom and the cheeks were boom in
bad Yeah. But Gwyneth Stable together yeah smoke show.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah. And she has nice skin too beautiful.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm not kidding. I was like, holy shit, she should
be a movie.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh that's and she's a good kisser. Okay, Larry, how
are you doing? You're still with us?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I'm good. Yeah, I'm out of repass. Ninety four year
old legend spring Light Good died, so I took a
little break from the repass. I'm sitting at a bar
by myself, in this short club and ready to give
my picks and then go back to the party.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wait, it's a repast.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, the celebration after the funeral.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh okay, I think we've been over this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You tend a lot of funerals, a lot. Yeah, your
friends are dying, yeah, and your next.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
The great thing about this is my friend's parents still
so my friends. So I'm here to support my friends.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You're your friend's parent, support your.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Ninety four.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's a good I'd sign it for ninety four right now.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
So I'm the only one on this call who won't.
I'm a hundred No, you're not.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Never gonna happen. I can't wait to collect that debt
from your family. You don't even want to be You
can't wait. Your wife has to pay up. Yeah, well there,
I'll be at the fucking wake saying hey, hey, hey, yeah,
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You're going, I'm going to be at the repass.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But they're celebrating because you say.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
We've had this conversation before, you're invited to the way,
you won't be around. I'm sorry, my man.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, that's two things can be true.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The over under, I think we said it's seventy seven
or seventy eight under. Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It's such an over it's just a joke.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'll give you a decade from now.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I want to talk to your doctor. I want to
talk where they go to school. Fucking Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, recapping, so anything you want to recap their deal
since you're leading.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Obviously, Iowa Rutgers under twenty eight and a half. That
was the lock of the century, Washington, Utah. That was
a brutal, brutal has beat in a while.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That was tough. Yeah, that was a touchdown that should
have been Yeah, that's what got you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that was they cover.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That was that was tough. That was tough.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You looked like Utah was going to win that game
really too.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And then you have the future bet Arizona to win
the title.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, looks good. And then I got hosed in NFL
except for the Jets Raiders under.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Uh, let's see bad layer. You got anything you want
to recap from last week?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, the teaser was easy. I split in college and
splitting pros just because I lost that Rutgers that I had.
I mean, I bet the over in the Rutgers game.
I figured Sanna would at one pick six or one
get a fucking point. There nothing nothing else to recap.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're the ten point three for the week. Is good
ten point teaser? Uh? You had Bama Georgia and Florida
State and the uh.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
The points in the Florida State game?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Right, Yeah, yeah you did? Uh? How about you shay
anything you want to recap? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
South Bay mccorn holded me once again, covering the entire
game except the second half of the fourth quarter. Oh
that was really embarrassing and sad. And college basketball has
got my number once again. I lose pretty much every
bet I make in the NCAA basketball We only had
one bad Yeah, two units, Danny as the first time
I've done two units in what two months?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Tangled those point totals in college basketball have no.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, you had the over with Saint Mary's and University
of New Mexico.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Two great offenses, and here we go. Every time I
try and break a game down, Danny, it doesn't work.
I fucking lose every time. What was the game that
you broke down earlier this year at University New Mexico,
Diego Pavia? Yeah, who, by the way, is having a
great fucking year. After week one he looks incredible.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He could thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But in that fuck, didn't he have some contry he
fell apart against you mask that's the contract. Didn't he
have something where he was urinating on whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa woa exculation there something where he urinated on
the mascot of the logo school he was playing.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Who hasn't pissed? Right, I'm asked Albert Bell. We all
have to pin you pos.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What's the story with the New Mexico quarterback?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
So New Mexico state quarterback Diego Pavia accused of urinating
on rival New Mexico's logo.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, yeah, fuck that logo an interstate rivalry.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh yeah, welcome to the AVQ, bitch.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's just some hijinks. There's what that is. It's called
competitive advantage, all right, dyl You lead US off.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Alrighty Dan, to everyone's surprise, three units Illinois Iowa under
thirty and a half.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Thirty.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's a big title, I.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Think, and that's I would add it like at twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, Illinois can actually score a little bit, but I
don't know. I mean, there's no you can't jump the
ship yet. Okay, app State money line against JMU plus
two seventy five. They're going to be devastated about the playoff. Yeah,
they get nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
JMU favored by no rankings either.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, nothing, they get nothing. They're going to lose to
app State.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
All right, I'm going Notre Dame minus twenty four and
a half against wake Forest Sam Hartman, going back to.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
The old stomping grounds.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I think they'll put up some points and what is
ultimately a meaningless game for both of them.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And then Washington plus two and a half against Oregon State.
This is funky. It stinks, I have Why are they underdogs?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Oregon State does cover the spread like a machine, but
Oregon State's good.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, I believe that's why.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's why it's tough to play there, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So it's basically a pick. I'm it shouldn't pick him
take that out.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It takes like eight and two. Yeah, they're not a
bad team.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
They lost a wazoo, didn't they.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, Yes, I think so, Yeah, I don't have lost
that bad.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I think this is kind of this is just the
trappy one either way you look at it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I feel like Washington kind of ends up giving it
to him. All right, Oh yeah, brother brother, NFL?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
How's that white claw? It tasts great, Danny.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
These are just delightful, Dan.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You have to have an advanced palate to enjoy the
black cherry day.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Is there a soft Seltzer? Because I know there's a
hard Seltzer. I'm just curious that there's a soft Seltzer.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Sounds like a product idea for me.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah. Yeah, some soft selters out there. I still wouldn't
drink it.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Okay, there's about four seven combined fell and he's drinking
white claws in here, Dan.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Because I'm a man, all right, here we go. What
else in the NFL?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
NFL?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
So tonight Bengals Ravens. I'm going Mark Andrews, my guy.
First touchdown score plus eight point fifteen? Oh no, tight
ends prime time?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Right. They delivered six touchdowns this year point. Yes, and
here we go.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Uh, Dolphins minus thirteen and a half against the Raiders.
I think the whole like Raiders ra ra thing dies
this week. And then Dolphins love being the shit out
of bad teams. That's pretty much all they can do. Okay,
Seahawks minus one against the Rams. I have no reason
not to bet that. I don't know even why it's
(13:21):
only one. An there's plus ten and a half against
the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Now Steve Smith said that Ceedee Lamb's not an elite receiver.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm so sick of this shit, Danny. This is so corny,
Like what is Steve Smith doing.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's got nine hundred and seventy five yards this year,
four touchdowns, He's in the top fucking three of both categories,
will be but.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Two of those. All of that is from like two games.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I would say he had a bad fucking first week
or two.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And Dak had a bad first week or two.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Actually, he's had at least ten receptions and at least
one hundred yards in three straight games.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, I took it down from three games.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Yeah, so in favor and to be fair to Steve Smith,
he said this before this three game stretch. But Ceedee
Lamb's just disproving him right now. Yeah, yeah, so he
didn't say that in the best of it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Ceedee Lamb. He's got the whole package.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Like he looks like catch did you see his catch
last week? The one handed left hand?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Or did you see that?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Ship?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Fuck out of here?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
He looks kind of slow on TV there. I don't
know what it is.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You got another bent?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Am I not allowed to make observations?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Now you can, but what would you look like on TV?
Now we see? Okay, great, and then the sooner I
get Shay out of here, the better for all of
this because he's got he's got some stuff to deal.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
With things, yeah, and happenings.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
International flights, yeah yeah, international incident with kids. You three
daughters on a plane to Europe.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Probably the worst person ever be in Austria.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I guess what do you mean? The whole land?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Vikings plus two in African thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Thank you, Vikings plus two and a half. And I
have a part of course you do.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
All unders Iowa, Illinois under thirty and a half, Giants
and Commanders under thirty seven, and Titans and Jags under
forty plus five ninety five.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Right, we bring in bad Larry who joins us from
a funeral.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yes, I didn't hear the Bengals line, but I went
to Bengals plus three or three and a half against
the Ravens, and it's Bengals Bengals. Is it three and
a half?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, thank you, Browns minus one against the Steelers, Chargers
minus the three against the Packers. I went over forty
seven in the Bears Lions game. Vikings plus two and
a half against the Broncos, and the Chiefs minus the
three against the Eagles. I think that's Monday night.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You got all of the lines correct today? Oh yeah, congratulations,
I did.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Them this morning instead of last night.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's the difference, Okay, I guess any uh okay college.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There, Yeah, they're one unit each, and then I got
one unit on one to six college games. Duke minus
the three and a half against Virginia Michigan minus nineteen
against Maryland Louisville. To pick them against.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Miami louis was getting one.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Getting one. Okay, another bonus, thank you, Danna, You're welcome.
Penn State minus the twenty and a half against Rutgers
h Georgia Southern minus six against Shave or Dylan's o
d U that's mine, that's yeah, and Kansas State minus
the eight against Kansas. I want to Dan. I want
(16:37):
to add one game and then I want to say
goodbye to you guys and hang up because I got
people waiting for him in there.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
They're want.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Repasses to the you go for the living, Okay, I
want to I want to add JMU. Is game day
going to be it?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
In Harrisonburg. There's going to Harrisonburg. I want one unit
on JMU minus a nine against Appellations State.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Wow, Uh it's I think it's what's the line.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It's uh nine? I think I saw nine this morning.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
It's eight now, So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's some money coming in and.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Right right side of that bet, Larry.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, all right, Larry, tell everybody said that I took him.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
It's going to go down to about seven.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
All right, Larry?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Can I get off?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah? Yeah? I mean I prefra you to do it now.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Plus my beers empty.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay, you guys, good luck, we'll see it. Okay, all right?
Bad layering is from another funeral?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Uh shay, Yeah, make it quick and easy, Danny Boston
College plus three against pitt Ye. Then I got that
same game under Wait, forty five and a half?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, forty seven.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
When you sent it to me, I looked it up.
It's forty five and a half. I knew you were
going to say.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Something, but fuck me. Sorry forty five.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I have a feeling that's going to be a important point.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, forty six.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I really hope it is, a bitch.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'll take it anyway, but this is under duress.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'll get as a as a man of sport. I'll
give Shay the forty seven.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, No, that's not the way. You're not. You're not.
There's no official title man of Sport.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's unofficial.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, we're not doing that. All right, Fine, we're not,
you know, because he's in a bad mood and he's
going with his wife and kids to Austria.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Giving him a point and a half makes this miserable
man feel.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
A little bit better.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, it won't.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It won't temporarily.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He's not asking for it, all right. I know listen,
I know it's my show and the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is no, Since what are we trying to make people
feel good about themselves?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wow, look at what I'm going through.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
We're turning over a new leaf here.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It's called being mighty Christian. Every Danny, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You're not getting it. I think if I would have
gotten dinner last night, then maybe I feel a little closer.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I would actually like to say something about the.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
House is I didn't. Oh, I would have brought food over.
You and me, Arena take care of three daughters. Dance
now fun. That was a long time ago. Oh, what's
changed a whole lot the generational. We got iPads, now
they got fucking TV.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
They're doing stuff you don't have to watch you.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But the baby's a violent one. Did I tell you
what happened to the fucking baby the other day? Eleven
stitches in her mouth? Danny, what eleven stitches in her
fucking mouth?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Two and a half year old.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I got her this stupid pony that's like a pony
unicorn where they ride it and they fucking pushed and
they ride it and they ride it, and the two
girls ahead of them had it and it was never
an issue.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This fucking baby, this danger baby, takes the fucking unicorn
down the stairs, just straight down the stair. I'm gonna work.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The roommate's there, and she's like, what the fuck, what
the fuck? She hits her face on the handle and
then on the terra cotta. So they cut her once
and they cut her inside. Bam, eleven stitches and guess
who fucking fixed it. The best goddamn plastic surgeon in
Fairfield County, which fucked me big time. Man does not
take insurance, Danny, Oh what did that run? Eighteen hundred? Yeah,
(20:05):
it was a ten minute operation, but it's worth for
your daughter. Well, the roommate was like, she's a girl,
we have to fix it. She was like, this is
a dude. I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
That's so fucking his teeth out of shit.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I broke my nose when I was younger, and my
mom took me to the emergency room and then she said, oh,
you'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
They didn't even fix it. Same I have my nose broken.
I don't know how many times like that thing is
just fucking yes. That next urriculous thing called the exchange
between the U States and Mexico.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You're very deviated.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
So okay, all right, Dan, really quick that I would
like to point out you were only willing to go
to SHA's last night because you said that your wife
was going out to dinner, so it seemed like a
little bit of like a like a you know nothing else?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, I guess I'll go.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yes, I could have made us like terriso and eggs.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I would have come over. I text you you did. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
What the reason why I'm going over or not going?
Who cares what the motivation is? Fair?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I was going over for the entertainment that not necessarily
the food.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But the baby with her face sewn up? God fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Dan, I know what else do you have? I don't know.
Do you even care anymore? I don't know where I am, Danny, okay,
care about anything? Do you want me to read your picks? Yeah? Sure,
all right, let me take a break. Uh. So you
got Boston College plus three against pitt You got the
over under it's forty five and a half. You got
the under Colorado Wazoo under sixty three should be sixty four. Uh,
(21:33):
Texas State minus three and a half against Arkansas today,
MESSI State? Yeah, miss Mississippi State a bulldog minus fourteen
against Southern miss All day. NFL picks for Shay Chargers
minus three against Packers Kansas City minus three against the
Eagles and Arizona plus five against the Texans. Yes, that's it,
(21:55):
that's it, Danny doing good again. But why are you
annoying today? Extra order?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I didn't take my adder all today.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, and you're extra annoying today.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Eric said the same thing.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
What what do you want?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I have a couple of Formula one picks in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Jesus fuck? Yeah, go ahead, all right, fine, Charles.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Charles Leclaire, and Lando Norris.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Podium of course, Sergio Perez fastest lamp.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Hey, it's been hitting all right, parlay with a couple
of NFL games.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Dad, a nice little payday.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That's it, Shay and Irving's point? Are you? You guys
are in Europe? But we could have done it last night?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
We could have. Yeah, but I fucked that up clearly.
But I could have. Could have you asked to I didn't,
really I did. So I'm going to be in Austria
next Thursday for this show. Yeah, it's got to be
six pm there.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
So Actually we were thinking about recording earlier because we're
not here on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
We went on record on Wednesday. It's Thanksgiving, so we
could do it's the roommate's birthday to Danny.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
God damn it, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You got to get her something. I got her trip
to Austria. Yeah, but you're going with her?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Why don't we doesn't help her?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Why don't we do the show from Austria? Take a
little field trip?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What is wrong with you today?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm just spitballing.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's an idea, man, Dan, you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Throw enough ship at the wall. Dan, maybe it sticks.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let me throw you against the walls.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I won't stick.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I can't. I can't lift you to throw you. Okay,
so uh yeah, I have a what. No, we're gonna
do Wednesday? Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I guess we can try either one. I'm oping all right,
maybe we have to do Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That's fine, thank you, Yeah either way, Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right, thanks for joining us for this podcast. I
hope we entertained. You have one more thing. I just
like mess with you. I'm sorry, I don't have anything. Uh,
good luck to everybody. Thank you, Dad, and have a
have a happy thing at safe Tribal. Danpatrick takes again
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Dan Patrick
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