November 21, 2025 • 51 mins
Enya thinks people need to stop admitting to crimes on Tiktok, and Drew was horribly embarrassed twice this week
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
A fucking useless Hey, I just want to think, Hey,
take off the pans, Hey, let me.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Episodes styled by and you want to Yeah, this is
my outfit I pucked.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Don't look at the bottom of my socks.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Actually, I would give you different hands. Parents actually for
ten years.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, these are new. These are like I just got these,
like literally like four I thought these were your other
I got these before Kai's birthday actually last year. No,
this year, like your birthday that was four months ago. No,
I stopped at a PC right before Kai's birthday dinner
and silver Lake put them on, and oh it was
(01:08):
so good. And then so I.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Just like, I just I know you have been wearing
these pants every day for six months. You you went
I when you said they were new. When you said
they were new, Also, you made it seem like you
just got them yesterday. So my original statement wasn't untrue
that you've had these pants. Actually, you haven't had a.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Ten years, you said ten.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
The way in which you wear your outfits on repeat
kind of makes me feel like I've seen that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Sorry, I'm not a glutton. Sorry, I'm not an over
consumer gripped by consumption. Yeah, and that's just literally not true.
I literally am a consumer over consumed.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well no, you consume like really odd things.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Electronics that I don't use.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, that was.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And the crazy thing is that one was real. It's
like the craziest that was.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Like the realist you've ever shown yourself all the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And then I just got it was met with silence.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Also, it's been raining in La hashtag we needed this
hashtag I love the rain hashtag every time you get
a chance to go play in the rain, play in the.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Rain hashtag I love nature.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes, well, yeah, I actually haven't spent nearly as much
time outside. Oh my gosh, but I did see this
thing that Okay, I'm like trying to backtrack, but I
saw this video and I just had to repost it.
I just had to repost it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I just can't stop reposting this video.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I just can't stop reposting this damn video.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But back to what you were saying about dancing in
the rain.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Like gonna get rain a wilderness camera up in the
like La National Forest and seeing the city in the background.
I was like, oh my gosh, all this talk about
like we don't have nature like pushing them out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh my god, you're just realizing this.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, I'm not just realizing.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Think about colonization.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Mm.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We pushed out human beings.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So why would we be afraid to push out the animals? Exactly? No,
But I was having this weird thing where I was like,
oh my god, I was just watching There was like
a bear, a bunch of mountain lions, a deer, like
every animal you could think of, which obviously, because we've
why are you staring at Kay like you're gonna because.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
He's doing weird shit over there. He's like he's playing
on his phone. Weird as fuck. I'm his phone, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm not kidding. When Kai gets here, Kay's job is
to get here and do parallel play, Like he essentially
comes here and it's.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Like he clicks a button and then gets on his
phone for an hour. That, guys, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Twenty five percent of the time I am distracted by
my phone because porn is really distracting.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And porn, yeah, porn your where eye candy.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No, most of the I am working, I'm writing down
important stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh my fuck, God forgot Okay, but you know it's crazy.
So I didn't watch a new episode yet. But I
love La. Something I realized, something major I realize is
how fucking viral the merch for that show is. Like
everywhere I look, I see iHeart La And it's even
so big that I see iHeart New York shirts.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
There are they're making like parodies of it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Wow, it's crazy how big the merch is. Girl, that
was funny. Give me my flowers?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And they say men only get flowers when they're dead,
Well that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Especially I've never received flowers. I don't think I ever will.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You've never received flowers. That can't be true flowers.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Actually, you know who gave me flowers recently, but it
was a consolation prize was domb. She had this huge
flower arrangement that she got from a party and she
gave it to a girl at the that we were
at and then she was like, I can't have these
except of the airport. So then I got the sloppy seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You've never got given flowers?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
No, I have to buy them for myself my entire life.
I've never no, why would I get flowers?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I guess you are a boy, Like, I'm not kidding
for a second. Something was bringing me like, don't get flowers.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I don't get delicate things.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, everyone who plays with me get something. But like,
flowers are so easy to me. Flowers are like, okay,
I get in there, No bitch, go get your flowers elsewhere.
You continue, you know what, and you buy your flowers
till one day someone out there will get you for
that's my plan.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I've never gotten flowers. Who's got me flowers.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That you get flower arrangements all the.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Time because I make them. I buy flowers for myself
and I make them.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You have to have. I've given you flowers.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I feel like we've made flower arrangements together, but I've
never gotten a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's just not true. I'm thinking of events we've done
and Pepe, I've.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Gotten plants, flowers, I've gotten green plants, but I've never
gotten a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Isn't that sad? Now you're kind of seeing how bad
it is?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, I really, you know, I'm kind of thinking about it,
and I don't know if I care that much like
or in the sense that like not to you. Like you.
Of course I'll get you flowers. You're my bay. But
I'm thinking I'm imagining all the men in my life,
and I'm really trying to imagine any man I've given flowers.
I've given my dad flowers. I've given people i've dated
flowers because flowers are so easy, you know, I've I've
(06:32):
sent flower arrangements to a lot of people. Like, yeah,
giving flowers is so just dull, Like, but I grew
up in a family that you before you go anywhere,
you give them something. But I guess I don't think
to give flowers to guys because I actually don't give
a shit about men. Yeah, that's kind of I think.
I like, there's nothing in my heart that's like that
(06:53):
has to change.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
That's crazy because I feel like you're like one of
the guys.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, you're some more flowers, like for like for a show.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, like I'll do that, Like that's when I get
flowers for that. I wonder if I've given Mason flowers.
I don't know if I have. I'm just trying to
think of any like straight guys in my life, and.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He's a real boys or girls boy one of the guys.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Don't say that about me, bitch. Don't say that it
about me. Bitch. Don't say that about me, bitch, Like,
don't sports don't say that, Like, don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She drinks beer and sports.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
She drinks and.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'm a cool girl.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And as a real girl's girl, she can't say it
about herself, but I'll say it as a man. Donald
Trump is gay.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I literally just that was on my notes.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Donald Trump is flaming.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I wouldn't put it like that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Motherfucker giving nasty, sloppy top to Bill Clinton's.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
See the article the New York Times. No, the title says,
apparently Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton the type of head
where he had to wipe his ass after.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I knowed that. I mean, it's probably really gummy, because
he definitely has like figure.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I could imagine that all those guys give awful head,
Like you know, they seem like gluttonous within sex. I
think there's a certain point of gluttony within your sexual
experience experience, let alone the type of shit they get
up to. That's not gluttony, that's like hell bound. But
I'm like, you're not taking the time, Like it's like, yeah,
(08:32):
you could be really good at like dogging down a
bag of hot fries, But does that mean like you're
an eater? No, Like you're just fucking waiting till you're
famous to get something, and they're always famished for sex.
So I can't imagine there's a world where he's giving
it down like and he's holding pride in there, Like.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What, I have an appointment next week.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I'll let y'all know to get ahead from the president.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wait, did he set up like he's flying out he's
flying to you flights for me?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah? Like you call yourself the throat goat. Donald Trump
is a throw goat.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know what? Maybe me protecting bad is like me
being like insecure at the thought of a rival. Like
I'm just like, wow, you eat it up like that.
It got you to presidency. My ship has gotten.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Like you got competitive real quick with Donald Trump's I know.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like what, I
just cannot believe.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I feel like I gave bad head.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I feel like I'm kind of bad at everything.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
But I'm not gonna I probably give really good head.
I would assume you've never done it. I've never well, yeah,
I would give hypothetically a good head if I ever
did it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But I thought you guys hook up all the time.
He hasn't given you head.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Oh, I've given you top. Actually, I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I can't. I can't, I can't, can't.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, I can't believe we just have a president who's
a dick eater like you.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
No, he's literally a dick eater.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's always dick.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's the same.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He got so big pitch.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
No, that's literally it, like that's why his.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Ankles are rolling over because he's full of coum.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Well, I had another embarrassing moment at the gym. What
it was horrible. It was literally so bad. So basically
what happened was I was going out that night and
I was like, Oh, I need a baseball cap. I
need to put a hat on. I like feel like
my hair looks like shit, and I'm going to be
at the gym, and if I wash my hair at
(10:30):
the gym, my hair is gonna look like shit after.
So I was like, Oh, need a baseball cap. So
I grab one, put it on, and like I'm going
about my day and I get to the gym and
literally every single person there is the nicest they've ever
been to me in my entire life. Like literally every
worker is like so kind to me, Like people are
like giving me head nods, like they're giving your head Yeah,
(10:52):
they're giving me head and they're bobbing on it, know,
like like literally like it was really getting treated like
a king. No, it was like I'm like it was
really giving this, like it was giving like I'm an ally.
And so basically I get to the locker room and
I'm like, wow, everyone, even even like the patrons are
nice to me, like even the people I'm passing by
(11:12):
the holloway, remember, Yeah. And so I get to the
locker room and I'm like, I feel so good about myself,
Like I'm I feel so awesome. I look in the mirror.
I forgot that I put my hat on that said
gay guy just across the front, and I was just
wearing gay guy hat the entire time at the gym.
But it's good to know that their allies. Everyone there
is really nice.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's like that. But do you feel like it's kind
of that black mirror episode where like you can look
at somebody like what's it called?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Is that one episode where.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You look at it like shows like all of their descriptors,
Like it kind of feels like that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I was seen. Yeah, I was seen and spotted. But
the craziest part about the whole story is kept the
hat on. Got the craziest backshots of my life in
the sauna.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
With the hat on.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
A Then the backshots mustn't have been crazy to.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
A flame. Well, I took it off. I put it
on backwards so they could see it. No, I have
it on it, guys, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Who the fuck would believe that you were having bubbling
sex and the sauna at the gym?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Is that a thing? Like? I guess, I guess remind
myself that. Like again, it goes back to what I
was saying. Some of you are not sexually free. You
are a sexual fucking deviant like you literally just don't
do that in my face, please, no matter who it is.
I just like hate the idea of people having sex
where I might have to lay my head have some fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Decency, like I'm not doing in your bed.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, that's fine, we have an agreement. We have an
agreement about that. That's why my Prozact really helps with
those Do the drums now, I like, I excited. It's
like you know when you fall asleep and you wrap
yourself in your blanket and it keeps the heat. But
then obviously as you fall asleep, you're gonna loosen up
and cold air gets in because you leave my sheets
(13:15):
so sticky. It's kind of like, uh like that one
like plastic wrap, like saranne wrap. They kind of saran
wraps to my body. So I am in like a
cocoon of heat.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So thank you and my sticky You live by freaking grody.
I don't feel like we touched enough on Donald Trump
being gay, so I'm just gonna bring that back. It's
always the motherfuckers that hate the gay people the most
that turn out to be gay, and that's why Kai
is at the top of my list.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I don't hate gay people. I'm very supported.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Did you hear that you hate gay people? That's such
a weird okay I get because like the president is gay.
Now it feels like it's okay it.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Was gay, I would be happy, literally, and we haven't really.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Me, Drew and Josie in the midst of also what
was just like all of us being so depressed. That's
why we were doing that. Like I really reflect on
last year and what our day to day was, and
me and Drew essentially we're just in our depression dungeon.
That was that apartment. We wouldn't speak to each other
all day, and then around four pm we'd both end
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up lingering to the kitchen because we need sustenance and
we're like eating crackers and drinking water or something because
both of us are too depressed to fucking think about food.
And then we'd be like, we should go to the gym,
because that is what people who take.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Care of themselves to be happy, and.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It makes you happy. So we would go to the gym,
both go work out again, be fully alone all day,
like because we'd go to our separate quarters. Then in
the drive back, we'd be like we literally like, I
am so fucking happy, and then we life is awesome,
order a bunch of wingstop, and then stay up till
four am with.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Josiah making songs.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, And then we did that every.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Day every day, And I mean, I'm not kidding me
and you and Josiah have like a discography that rivals
Little Bee, I'm not even kidding, Like, we have like
well over four hundred times and.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We we sing, we rap, we like sometimes it's acapella.
Sometimes it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It gets we really go there. It's it's true vulnerability
on the mic.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's kind of like Rosalia's last song, Like if you
think about language, Yeah, we're speaking the languages. We're like
testing subjects. It's really it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's honestly one of them.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I rap about how if my president was gay, I.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Would be happy, and then she has one bar and
I need some cheetahs before I get to the rodeo.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, they're all really bad.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The worst. It is literally like we we went back
and listened and it's maybe the worst thing we've ever created.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But it was around the time when we did the
That's how the Charlie remixs happened. Because we're making like
random we would just go, oh my god. We used
the Natalie Nun beat before she used it. And if
I wasn't completely humiliated by myself and my existence as
a human being, I would show that. But then they're
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literally all just us, like brain dead and tired and
thinking of rhymes. And it's the most like I don't
have my shoe. I feel like Cinderella because I lost
my shoe. I need to go get another shit, what
should I do?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'm like, see, I'm extra read out about it. Read it.
That was the birth of that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, maybe we'll put in a little snippet.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, well we'll have Josiah like put in a couple
of snippets of it.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
But yeah, we used the Natalie Nun beat. But yeah,
every time I reflect on that time, I'm just like, damn,
we were so fucking depressed.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
And that's exactly how we're going to look at this
year and then the next year and this year.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
This year, I feel like we've made it a point
because it's not like things have necessarily gotten better. We're
like lucky enough that we have good lives, but it
doesn't help that we're just depressive people. I fear that
doesn't like go away. The last three weeks, see the
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time change literally makes me want to fucking bang my
head against the walls.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I normally love it. I normally I am like celebrating
it getting dark at five pm because that just was
like a good excuse for me to like not have
to see anybody or go out. And now I'm like.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well, it's because this is the first year you've been
really social, Like you've always been like more of a hermit,
but I think now for the first time you're feeling
that different of like how humans act before and after
when there's like more light to be outside, and then
then it's.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Just no, like literally winter is coming.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Why cut it so that there's less daylight?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's like circumcision.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
He needs to laugh, right, like now, yeah, how is
it like circumcission? Because when I was saying the whole
hot fries, like you could talk a bag of hot
fries blah blah blah, you looked at me like I
was crazy. So now I need I need an next money.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Your metaphors are always the best, by the way.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, thanks, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Thank you, No.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Your faith?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So yeah, you actually having your eyes covered and out looking.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
So yeah, how is it like circumcision?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, you just said the word cut.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I know. I know that I want to see you
double down on that.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, you're getting brave because you don't talk.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That was sexy though how I said that not.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So much of my girl, but it was actually very alarming.
I was like, oh, my ears perked up because I
was like, oh, he thinks he's that bitch.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
You guys don't get turned on when I boss you
around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Kay, you're the one that's gonna get bossed around.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, you know that though I don't get bust.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
No, I like being powerless and thrown around, and I
like to be bossed around.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah. I tossed them around the room like like a
woody toy. His legs are flailing around.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, it's like circumcision. My hair looks like ship because.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't even remember what you were saying. I just
heard the word cut and said it, oh about daylight savings,
Like why they cut it so? Well, it's because it's
genital mutilation.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, what's fucked up is I could think of, like,
at least like an answer. I was like, okay when
you first said, I was like, I could think of
that because it's an older practice that used to seem
completely necessary and now we know that it's not necessary
and it's kind of just like tradition exactly. But no,
there's no she sees me.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I'm just a really gooddicure and you just went right
into my brain and took the words out.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm always digging in you. I know that's him, and
it's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm genuinely convinced I could be a pop star, like
I genuinely I think not the vocal.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What part whoa, whoa, whoa, just like climbing the ladder
to get up there.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Like I feel like it's like a game almost, Like
it's like less about the music and less about like
the way you move your body and more about the people,
you know, Like I feel like I could climb those
little rings.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I think it's kind of a combination of all of it.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Also, the way you were just looking at ya was
really like you were catching feelings.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Like I was. I was just looking at her normal,
I think.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
No, And yeah, he had the biggest smile on his face.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'm not kidding. It's actually a curse.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
People fall in love with in you so easily.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Low key, No, I think that's actually dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
They fall in love with the idea of and you, like.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's like, oh my god, this girl is like pretty
and funny and confident, And then if you talk to
me for more than three minutes, I feel like it
turned into like O h.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Damn, like whoa.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't know. I think I think normal people scare me.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
No, normal people are scared of you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, dumb, somebody I'm attracted to. I texted them something
really odd and then they had the very real response
of applying just the word.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Weird this reason or was this what I already know this?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You already know? Yeah, that's kind of where I'm at
right now. But yeah, it's been nice. I think I
need to talk to my therapist about it. I don't
fucking know, like I think I'm realizing, Like maybe I
am the common denultminator.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I think so. But well, okay, in whatever, whatever, I
don't have to get into the semantics of it. You'll
find your fish, and you'll find your fish.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh I think I find fish. But I don't think
anyone wants my fish. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
I'm sure there's plenty of people that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Want to shut the fuck up car like don.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, I hate a sink that you have to press
down on?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
What the fuck like you hate?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Once I, once I explain it, y'all will get it. Okay,
I'm washing my hands. I I just peek in the
bathroom and I'm going to wash my hands because I
wash my hands after I pee every time. Obviously we
know this.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That is just not true.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I'm in the bathroom on a date to hit my vape.
I am in the bathroom to go pee and wash
my hands. Obviously, Well, I go and I get soap
in one hand and I go to turn the sink on,
but it's a fucking pressed down sink and I'm like, oh, okay,
I'll just press it down once and it should go
for like five seconds, six seconds. You have to hold
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it down for water to come out. Bitch, how like, literally,
how am I gonna wash my hands?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I literally can't wash my hands. I get like this
hand wet, and then like it doesn't make it literally
doesn't make sense. So I have to wash like one
hand at a time. And then after I touch this
fucking dirty ass knob with my clean hand, well, I
had to wash it again. So I do this and
it's literally never ending. It's always you just gotta hold
it and press it down. And like I get it.
You could get a little water in this hand and
like wash like this and then press it down and
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wash it off. But you're still doing that same fucking
motion in your hand is still getting dirty from pressing
a goddamn sink down. I think we need to in them.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I disagree.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Oh and Caulse, you're just talking to your mic.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh my god, I'm gonna smack the shit out of you.
I disagree because I was taught very young that what
you're supposed to do is you use the back of
your wrist like you when when you like, I feel
like I could do the whole motion. While you were
explaining it, I was thinking, I've never done that, Like
one hand at a time. It's like, get soap. Okay,
(24:10):
you get soap, you go like this, you get some water,
and then that's not running. You scrub for however long
you scrub. I hope you really, you know, you do
get in there and then you rinse one hand and
then with the back of this wrist you rinse the
other one. And then if you're still freaked out about it,
when you still have a little soap left, like it's
okay if you leave a little SuDS.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I just it's just nasty. It just feels nasty. It's
getting poop and due to air all over, I should
be able to flick it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It just sucks because it's one of those things where
it's like, yeah, there's just too many dummy, dumb dumb
dums who let the sink run for way too goddamn long. Also,
imagine how many kids I think I grew up in
a school that had those, and ours didn't run for
long because kids would literally just clog the sink and
then leave them running. Imagine how many fucking bathrooms you
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would walk in and all of the things were full.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Well, that's that's literally what I did last time. I
was in a bathroom with the sink that you flipped up.
I got a bunch of toilet paper and I stuck
it in the bottom of the sink, and I turned
it on and I walked out, and I didn't pay
for my bill, and I cost three thousand dollars in damage.
Believe it or not, Wait, did you vlog it?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
At least?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, I don't want to get catched for criminal.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Catch for criminal dude. It's actually kind of crazy how
TikTok has made it feel like even more like I've
always felt like we lived in a lawless land because
laws aren't real, but we for real do now because
the amount of people I just see fully explaining a
crime they committed that week, explaining it to me face
to face really my camera or on my phone is awesome.
(25:45):
So it's really I'm really upset you didn't flog it,
because we could have just said it wasn't you and
it was AI.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
How many cases do you think will happen like that
in the next few years of people being like, bro,
that shit.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I feel like there will be one big one that
we hear about and then the rest will.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Be like.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Just nothing is Like, is there a way to actually
check if something is AI? I know, there's like the
thing you can upload to to see what percent of
it is AI.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
But it is just some of them have like invisible filters,
like over the top, so it's like this, like how
would you describe it KAI?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's the thing your license plate, so like it doesn't
get caught on camera.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Essentially, I think it's like a data watermark where it
changes a specific sequence of pixels a certain que or saturation,
and then when you change it, you can see the watermark.
But only some, only some of the generator fuck generative
models do that.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
If you have like a model on your own computer
that's not connected to the Internet that you built yourself, it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Only put two and two together that there is more
than one company doing AI. I'm not kidding. For a
really long time, I have been hearing all these names,
and I thought chat GBT was like the like I
was like, yeah, that's like, that's AI's name.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Like I.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I was like, I don't know, it's like every like
AI's Ai. And then recently because I'm a piece of shit, annoying,
fucking cunt who hits like not interested on anything with Ai.
And then I I was on Instagram, thank you. I
was on Instagram and I don't use reels, but when
I went to reels, it was all like everything had
(27:27):
that Sora mark and I am not kidding. I was like,
what the fuck is this? Like I I like I
knew it was Ai, and I was like, I'm so confused,
what is so? Like who is so Sora? So like
I was so confused, And then I realized that Ai
is like not just like there's like a bunch of
companies doing it, Like I really thought it was one.
(27:49):
I thought it was like the CIA. I was like, yeah,
that's just one evil guy, Like you know.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
The CEO of chatt is gay.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, that's just not a good look. Is that? Really,
that's not a good look for gay people because now
gay people have to be like, yes, we have pride.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
But we have a gay president and a gay person
that the entire economy is propped up on.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's what I'm saying. It's like two evil gays.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah as well. Yeah, wow, this is incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I mean it's kind of like proof that everyone is
a bit gay.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
No, like that is true.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You just get to a point. It's not that fucking deep.
That's the most annoying shit about all of this is
it's really not that deep, and some of you need
to have, Like you guys need to use AI to
actually explore time travel and then go back in time
and put yourself in a very traumatic position at a
young age so that you understood that shit is not
that serious in terms of what other people are doing
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with their life unless it is directly negatively affecting you.
That person's business should not fucking bother you. But you're
all insecure, and you didn't have hobbies and you got
no fucking play, So now you're in this all full
cycle of self hatred and insecurity. That money, power, success,
none of it can fill because you are literally a
worthless piece of shit who should have never lived this long.
(29:10):
If we went back in time, you would have died
way earlier because of natural selection. You were never meant
to live this long. Like if you're if you. If
you are living long enough to find yourself signing up
for ICE, you should have fucking killed yourself so long ago.
It's like that suicide sometimes sometimes, and only in very
rare cases, suicidal ideation. It's not it's not a demon.
(29:34):
It's really so if if you're somebody who you're like,
fuck I would sign up for ICE, and you've suffered
from suicidal ideation.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
And the suffering now, just do it. No more suffering.
And yeah, I literally wish I had a knife. I
want to stab people. I'm literally gonna start stabbing people.
I'm so angry. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
There's two songs on the Billboard charts right now that
are AI generated. Oh yeah, that country one well, Breaking Rust, Yeah,
one country Digital. No, that's I don't know what it's called,
but I guess the artist's name is Breaking Rust. But
it hit number one, Yeah, which is great. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Also, it's embarrassing that people even revere AI is that
fucking hyper intelligent, because you were basing all of that
intelligence off of what is technologically uploaded, Like, there is
so much more to life that is not uploaded. Even
in a music scape. There's so many like lost records.
There's so much new music. Even people who complain about
(30:34):
new music, it's like, yeah, all your new music isn't
going to be found on fucking TikTok and through Google
AI search, like go to the fuck outside, Like I
literally I hate AI so much, Like I want to
fucking kill it. I wish it was a human so
I could fucking give it one hundred milligan one hundred
milligrams of ivans to keep them awake through torture, like
(30:55):
I want I want AI to actually actually I want
to kidnap this CEO of AI and drug him.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
So you're a homophobe.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Shit, you know what? He eat their own That's like
I said, that has nothing to do with me. That
has nothing to do with me. You keep that where
you keep it, and I keep it where I keep it.
But I want to beat the shit out of you.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Though he's genuinely like an evil guy, like like actually gay,
he's actually gay, But that's not what makes him evil.
He's evil because he didn't he steal the company and
then it was supposed to be like private, and then.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
He was a lot of really bad things and then he.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Killed someone, apparently.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Someone that they like kill themselves. I don't know, it's
it's very sketchy.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Again, this is what happens when people aren't throwing the
hands God gave them, because stop fucking what do you mean?
So someone killed them? Bl blah blah blah. You got
someone killed. You're literally bitch made. You've never fucking killed
someone yourself.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Like, this is the realist ship that I will say.
And I need y'all to open your fucking ears and
tune the fucking right now. Turn off do not disturb
off your god damn fucking shitty fucking phone. No one
gives a fuck about you. Turn do not disturb off?
Why are you on seven? Literally like twenty people like,
(32:11):
literally turn it off. I would rather you just like
open my message and not respond than have do not
disturb on, you fucking loser, And then you turn it.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Off seven days or whatever when you turn it off.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Also when you seven days, yeah, or six or seven?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
You see them seven days, I'm confused.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I'm not six or seven days. I'm not sure what
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Stop because I'm actually so confused by your sentence.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Well, I think people put do not disturb on and
then they just leave it on for.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
A week and then you don't get me I didn't
hear that, yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
And then you that text got buried. But also when
you call people and it always screens it and you
have to call them five times to get through it. Oh,
it's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's like literally like I could be dying.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, I get dying.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I call nine one, like I could be stranded on
the side of the road. Call an uber, I could
be getting towed. Call it well, the ubers do not
disturb too now, damn like everybody's got that ship on.
It's kissing dude.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I mean, yeah, it does annoy me. I don't like
when I'm texting somebody and they throw it on.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Because I literally same situation, same situation. Yeah, that's happened
to me before too.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
When people turn on do not disturb while I'm texting them,
I will call it out because I'm like, hello, bitch,
I was talking to you as the fuck like he
literally feels like to somebody and then they just like
pull a lying down and I can still see the
like backlit shadow of them existing. I know you didn't
put your phone down, bitch, like you just left the thread.
But I will say, I do put people's threads on
(33:40):
do not disturb, but that's because that's always Yeah. I'm like, what, you're.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
A victim of being a certain people.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I mean, yeah, low key.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I think it's fine to turn on do not disturb
for a for a group text message. That's that's free.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Even I'm I'm a purist. I have all of my
group messages on. That's insane for real notifications. I know.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
That's why being around you was so annoying, because it
makes me feel like I get no attention at all
because Drew's phone is my Yeah, that's the thing, right,
that's true, Like I forget the phone works two ways.
I'm lokey the deadbeat dad who's like, you never call me,
and I'm like, I'm never calling you. I would rather
or not, I'd rather rie And actually, if you call me,
I'm not fucking answering.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I went to an early screening of Nirvana, the band,
the show, the movie. It was incredible. It was so good.
There was one joke in the movie that was the
loudest crowd pop of laughter I've heard from a movie
(34:49):
maybe ever in my life of going to movies, and
it was the funniest joke I've seen in them a
movie in the last twenty years, like and I'm not
gonna give it away because it's so funny, but please
fucking go watch that movie. My favorite part about watching
the movie was the Q and A after where they
were talking about how they made the movie and like
it's crazy. They like basically what happened is they like,
(35:13):
if you know Nirvana the band, the show, like their
like style is really fucking weird, and like you'd have
you kind of have to know the show to understand
the movie. But like they also I'm getting like they
were so cool to me. They like filmed the movie
for seventy days and then scrapped it because they didn't
like it, and then they got this one shot like
(35:34):
they went out gorilla film style and like to the
biggest like like media event that's happened in our entire
life in Canada and like went there, stole a shot
from that. It's like million, it's millions of dollars worth
of set building and they just like went there and
filmed while it was actually happening in real life. And
(35:56):
then from that moment they rewrote the entire movie to
get to that point and it's like, oh my god,
it's so cool. It's like, I don't know, they're so
sick to me. And like the releasing season three on
Blu ray.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh that's fire.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Let's wake that up.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Physical media. Yeah, I want to go see it, but
I can't promise i'll go see it because I have
not seen.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
That's one that I will drag you.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I haven't seen movies this year.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I'll drag your ass there because it is very inspiring
because it's like literally what we want to create.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Take me tonight. Boom. Oh wait, it's not all no.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
It's they were just doing like a pre screening for
two days.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Oh, mister special over here, mister sees the first Yeah,
I literally saw a special screening of Call Me by
Your Name before it hit theaters.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
So did you actually?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah? I saw like the pre run of screenings to
see if it would like get a wide release, and
then a few months later it got wide release.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Wait for real?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, because I saw it at the arc Light. Remember
when the arc Light would do shit like that.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
God, you're right, like movies before it was.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Like did you know that Timothy shell May is the
boy in that?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Really?
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah? I just saw that and then I checked, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
No, he's in doune. Now that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, I know that, but like he looked like that, Yeah,
like that.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
It's the Kylie Jenner effect.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I thought they I heard they broke out death they
broke up, I know.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
And I saw like a compilation of them kissing and
stuff on like court side, and it was really cute
and wholesome. It was like that early stage of a relationship.
We I just can't get off of each other. That's
what they were experiencing. And it was really cute. And
he was digging in her fucking closet. He was pulling
out burkins and ship wearing purses and all that. That's
(37:46):
all Kylie get out of her closet to leave that
woman the fuck alone.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Did you guys see that the promo for Marty Supreme
where he's on his zoom car.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
I was just about to.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Bring up no, but I haven't seen it because I
feel like it's gonna be funny, and I'm like, oh
my God, like rolling my eyes because I'm like just
getting back to like being like bruhs.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
I thought it was really funny.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
It was it was great, Like, it was really funny.
He wants to paint the town orange.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
I thought it was so funny that my toes curled.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Actually, what that's because you think he's cute.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
He is cute when.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
He gets back from Turkey. I'll think about.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
It when he's all swollen and bubbly. His skin is
rejecting the grass.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
When Andrew come back from Turkey to be what are
you gonna get done?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I want to move my hairlined down to just above
my eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I'm gonna get my bush done.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh that Honestly, I'm not kidding. A modified bush like
line would be lit. Yeah, and I wish I was kidding.
That would be so cool.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
No, guys, I have like the world's biggest bush. It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
No, I love bushes. I don't give a fuck. I
think it's sexy on me. Yea, I want to see.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I'd show you, guy, I'd like to see it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
I'd actually show you if you want to really.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah, yeah, me Andrew are gonna be We're going to
be on the couch. You're not able to move for
a couple of months. You're gonna have to get us food.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
And we're gonna be staining the couch red with blood.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, you're gonna have to change our there's no world.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Where I would take and we can't drink off. Yeah,
so you'll have to do that too.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You have to jerk off.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah yeah, he joked on that. I've ordered every single
flavor of Big Gulp from seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I know it's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Every I finally completed. I've been collecting them like Pokemon,
and I finally completed it. If y'all want to see,
I can show a little show and tell every every
single flavor, even flavors that aren't in stock anymore. Yeah,
you scroll through. Wait, how do you look at past?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
This is your carcinogen collection? Wait?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
How do you look at Oh wait, you can go
to fuck? I don't remember how to order again? Yeah,
here we go. Okay, so order again. Literally every Big
Culp has been ordered. And Slurpy I did you order Slurpies? Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Isn't it like water by the time it got yes,
and you just drink it like soda?
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Mm hm? Did you guys see it? There's free Sloppy
at seven eleven.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh really? Insert that picture? Free Slappy at seven eleven?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Is that a thing like a picture.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
It was like a meme where it's like text for
mom and it's free, sloppy at seven, she like it's.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
See. The context makes it so much funnier.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
What did I say this morning? Okay? You ash?
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Is a TikTok sounds.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
It's the girl smiling with her teeth for you.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
What you saying?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Fuck? What is it?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
The girl like you're gonna lose me?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah? Yeah, you're gonna lose me, little baby?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You dog?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
What you remember that?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
No? You you know it? It's like you know it.
Let me show you.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
My god, I forgot what I was gonna look up
on my phone.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Pull in Jojo Wall.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I need to see jojo Sewall was good.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Nice, I remember in here and see everything.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (41:44):
What was I gonna look up? Oh? This is this
is a smiling girl?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh you baby? You baby? Simpler times.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
No, it's crazy that you could have posted that and
made seven million dollars in twenty.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Twenty seven million dollars.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I'm not kidding, not like from AdSense or anything, but
like just.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
General note that fucking wave.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I think that was like the most viewed TikTok or
something for a little while.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, what is it now? Is it? I have no
idea hydrated?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Did you see Addison? Did you see Addison addressed hydrated
on stage?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yes, she literally was somewhere and she was looking at
all of the posters and everybody was like bringing up
her old memes and she read one and she was
like hydrated.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh my god, Bowen Yang is gonna have a fucking
field day when that bitch walks into SNL for her
performance last her skits, and I'm so jealous. I would literally,
I actually will pay money to be in that r
I was gonna like, if there is a world rocket,
maybe I don't want anything to do with it. I
just want to look.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
I don't want credit for all, not in a creepy way.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
You said you want to what.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I was just saying that I don't even need credit
for all of my jokes that y'all have taken from
me in the past.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And you know what I've been sorry, I'm literally lying,
wake him up?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Stole my jokes? Now you know who else stole my jokes?
Chris Rock.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
The slap? You know the slap was planned?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, of course it was planned. It was Timothy Shallomey.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah, would you trips at me if I did math.
I wonder if anybody out there has heard how often
I mentioned drugs now and if they're worried, and if
you are, you should be.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I was so anxious about the last episode.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Because of us talking about draws.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, I like, literally the last thing I want to
do is promote drug use.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I feel like we do a good job of making
it clear we're fucking like what bro what? But also.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
We got a couple of things is to talk about
this episode. One, we're going on a road trip.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh yeah, I know we need to like plan for that.
But also with the rain, like.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No, we we literally have to go oh but we're
gonna say oh.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, because it's my plan. We're going to fuck ask Texas.
Drew's dragging me to Texas. He's trying to paint it like.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
A dry dragging you to Texas?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
He said, he said, Enya can drive me? He said,
can you drive me to Texas?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Because I can't drive because my shitty fucking car, my
shitty car.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Walk walk? Oh my god?
What you should watch?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Should I walk to Texas?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
The walk to Texas? Let's do a MythBusters who can
get their first meat driving are you walking? Let's just see.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
I would obviously win because I'm gonna be a pop star.
I can do anything else.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I'm so confused by you saying that, like you like
you saying you can be a bump star, and that
says that you could climb the ladder, Like what do
you do when you get to the top, Like.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Be Sabrina Carpenter, Like be gorgeous and have fun and
go on to her and everybody screams and yells at you.
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Everyone screams, Wait, did you see the video the lady
to paparazzi when Chapel was coming on to the carpet,
she was like, Chap's coming to me all herd like
she literally was like every paparazzi is so scared of
her now. And then later in the video, the paparazzi
is like dead sir, Like she has just set the
perfect tone. And then one paparazzis like, O, can we
(45:32):
get one more picture? And she's like yeah, okay, and
she turns and the guy who was taking the picture
was like, oh my god, like yes whatever, like doing that,
and then everyone else started to kind of like it
was like seagulls was like, oh, all of that started
ding and then somebody was like hey Joe, like somebody
(45:52):
in the ground was like keep it calm, keep it calm,
like something like that. They all like hushed back down.
I I was so good at drawing my boundaries that
that was the life I got to like walk in.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
That is amazing.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
But yeah, I want to work the red carpet and
like I want to to be the women who works
The people who work the Red carpet are like the
people who go like this on the tarmac. That's what
it's like. Next next, Like I want to do that job.
Like I want to be like Okay, doja cat come, yes.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Queen, I want to be.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I don't want to be an interview where I just
want to be like I want a lanyard.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I want to clipboard the name.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, I want like where's Okay, that's Catty, who's there? Okay, Yeah,
what's another fucking company? I can't even Oh that's Vanity
Vanity Okay, Like that's my job. I want that job.
Or I think I could be a really good paparazzi
because I've kind of been in the mood to stop
people and like a cross their boundaries and stop them. Yeah,
(46:56):
you know, stalk them like kind of like put word
out that I'm looking for them. And then like it's like, oh,
like pay off people who work at restaurants and stuff
and be like, hey, if this person comes in, just
let me know, shoot me a text.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Can I get arrested for that?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Media dude, My media of the week is kind of
boring because I haven't been watching anything that has more
than like ten frames a minute, because I've just been
watching all these old ass movies. I rewatched The Muppets
(47:32):
in Manhattan. That was fun. I've been watching a bunch
of like the older animations. I watched The Lamb or No,
I didn't watch The Lamb before time. I didn't want
to fucking pay for it. YouTube Premium has a bunch
of free old movies, so those ones I've been watching,
And then I started watching a new one. I hadn't
seen The Devil and Daniel Mounts.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I was so awesome. There was one I saw the
other day, like I think it's literally just called dinosaurs,
and like the eggs are so like implanted in my brain?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Is it the puppet ones?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
No, they're like, here, let me show you Diano's.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Or oh my god, I want to I want to
eat that egg so bad. You know what those now
look like to me? The rotten jelly beans, like that
nasty fucking jelly bean pack you could get, Like that's
a rotten one. It's either tasting like fucking rotten toilet
garbage or.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Toothpaste or garbonzo bean. Come ill, My media is uh
Nirvana the band of the show the movie, and I
already said it, but Sentimental Values it was so good,
it was so good, and I would go watch it
(48:47):
tonight again, do a double feature. Well we can't see
Nirvana Vanage.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my god, forget it.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
But should Sentimental Values or would you all go see Bogonia?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I already saw, I'd see so it's mental Live made
me cry. Oh my god, the worst person in the
world literally made me cry so crazy. This one, I
think is.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
And then my music.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Is in director.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah, and like a lot of the same cast members.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
It's so good. Bull of the Woods, FM Forest, Elapsed, Paradise,
Sellar and every one of these I don't know how
(49:41):
to pronounce their names. Malibu, Yes, all right, thanks for
tuning in.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, I don't have any music media because I've been
listening to the same thing over and over.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
So I have media. Uh, Pluribus is really good and
the Church Company is really good. Funny. Or Cheir Company
is really funny. I think they did a good job.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
How many episodes of Playerbus are out?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
I think just three.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
I haven't seen the second one.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh wait, is that by the same creative of Breaking Bad?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah, I watched the first one. I'd watch it again
tonight if you want to watch it. It's really it's
a cool take on Aliens. I made that up.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
It's not actually it's not.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
It's about you're lying.
Speaker 4 (50:24):
It's actually about weed anyhow.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
No, it's not, And that's not enticing.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Two thousand and eight. Everything's about weed? I literally do.
Oh my god, that's my media. My media of the
week is I ordered on weed maps and then I
didn't have any money on the debit card I pay with,
and I didn't realize I could have used any card,
and I went back and forth inside like three times
(50:48):
because then I put money on that debit card. But
then it kept declining, and I think the guy who
was driving knew who I was, and it was humiliating
and raining, and that's still not going to stop me.
I'm smoking copious amounts of weed.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
So yes, I love my stoner girlfriend, my bisexual stoner girlfriend. Yes,
my gothic bisexual stoner girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Me in twenty sixteen when I got my hands on
a dark shade from Urban Decrite Decay, dark shade of purple,
Dark shade of purple for the lips, all right, by
bye
A fucking useless Hey, I just want to think, Hey,
take off the pans, Hey, let me.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Episodes styled by and you want to Yeah, this is
my outfit I pucked.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Don't look at the bottom of my socks.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Actually, I would give you different hands. Parents actually for
ten years.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, these are new. These are like I just got these,
like literally like four I thought these were your other
I got these before Kai's birthday actually last year. No,
this year, like your birthday that was four months ago. No,
I stopped at a PC right before Kai's birthday dinner
and silver Lake put them on, and oh it was
(01:08):
so good. And then so I.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Just like, I just I know you have been wearing
these pants every day for six months. You you went
I when you said they were new. When you said
they were new, Also, you made it seem like you
just got them yesterday. So my original statement wasn't untrue
that you've had these pants. Actually, you haven't had a.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Ten years, you said ten.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
The way in which you wear your outfits on repeat
kind of makes me feel like I've seen that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Sorry, I'm not a glutton. Sorry, I'm not an over
consumer gripped by consumption. Yeah, and that's just literally not true.
I literally am a consumer over consumed.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well no, you consume like really odd things.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Electronics that I don't use.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, that was.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And the crazy thing is that one was real. It's
like the craziest that was.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Like the realist you've ever shown yourself all the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And then I just got it was met with silence.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Also, it's been raining in La hashtag we needed this
hashtag I love the rain hashtag every time you get
a chance to go play in the rain, play in the.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Rain hashtag I love nature.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes, well, yeah, I actually haven't spent nearly as much
time outside. Oh my gosh, but I did see this
thing that Okay, I'm like trying to backtrack, but I
saw this video and I just had to repost it.
I just had to repost it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I just can't stop reposting this video.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I just can't stop reposting this damn video.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But back to what you were saying about dancing in
the rain.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Like gonna get rain a wilderness camera up in the
like La National Forest and seeing the city in the background.
I was like, oh my gosh, all this talk about
like we don't have nature like pushing them out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh my god, you're just realizing this.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, I'm not just realizing.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Think about colonization.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Mm.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We pushed out human beings.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So why would we be afraid to push out the animals? Exactly? No,
But I was having this weird thing where I was like,
oh my god, I was just watching There was like
a bear, a bunch of mountain lions, a deer, like
every animal you could think of, which obviously, because we've
why are you staring at Kay like you're gonna because.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
He's doing weird shit over there. He's like he's playing
on his phone. Weird as fuck. I'm his phone, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm not kidding. When Kai gets here, Kay's job is
to get here and do parallel play, Like he essentially
comes here and it's.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Like he clicks a button and then gets on his
phone for an hour. That, guys, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Twenty five percent of the time I am distracted by
my phone because porn is really distracting.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And porn, yeah, porn your where eye candy.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No, most of the I am working, I'm writing down
important stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh my fuck, God forgot Okay, but you know it's crazy.
So I didn't watch a new episode yet. But I
love La. Something I realized, something major I realize is
how fucking viral the merch for that show is. Like
everywhere I look, I see iHeart La And it's even
so big that I see iHeart New York shirts.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
There are they're making like parodies of it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Wow, it's crazy how big the merch is. Girl, that
was funny. Give me my flowers?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And they say men only get flowers when they're dead,
Well that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Especially I've never received flowers. I don't think I ever will.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You've never received flowers. That can't be true flowers.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Actually, you know who gave me flowers recently, but it
was a consolation prize was domb. She had this huge
flower arrangement that she got from a party and she
gave it to a girl at the that we were
at and then she was like, I can't have these
except of the airport. So then I got the sloppy seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You've never got given flowers?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
No, I have to buy them for myself my entire life.
I've never no, why would I get flowers?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I guess you are a boy, Like, I'm not kidding
for a second. Something was bringing me like, don't get flowers.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I don't get delicate things.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, everyone who plays with me get something. But like,
flowers are so easy to me. Flowers are like, okay,
I get in there, No bitch, go get your flowers elsewhere.
You continue, you know what, and you buy your flowers
till one day someone out there will get you for
that's my plan.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I've never gotten flowers. Who's got me flowers.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That you get flower arrangements all the.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Time because I make them. I buy flowers for myself
and I make them.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You have to have. I've given you flowers.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I feel like we've made flower arrangements together, but I've
never gotten a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's just not true. I'm thinking of events we've done
and Pepe, I've.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Gotten plants, flowers, I've gotten green plants, but I've never
gotten a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Isn't that sad? Now you're kind of seeing how bad
it is?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, I really, you know, I'm kind of thinking about it,
and I don't know if I care that much like
or in the sense that like not to you. Like you.
Of course I'll get you flowers. You're my bay. But
I'm thinking I'm imagining all the men in my life,
and I'm really trying to imagine any man I've given flowers.
I've given my dad flowers. I've given people i've dated
flowers because flowers are so easy, you know, I've I've
(06:32):
sent flower arrangements to a lot of people. Like, yeah,
giving flowers is so just dull, Like, but I grew
up in a family that you before you go anywhere,
you give them something. But I guess I don't think
to give flowers to guys because I actually don't give
a shit about men. Yeah, that's kind of I think.
I like, there's nothing in my heart that's like that
(06:53):
has to change.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
That's crazy because I feel like you're like one of
the guys.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, you're some more flowers, like for like for a show.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, like I'll do that, Like that's when I get
flowers for that. I wonder if I've given Mason flowers.
I don't know if I have. I'm just trying to
think of any like straight guys in my life, and.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He's a real boys or girls boy one of the guys.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Don't say that about me, bitch. Don't say that it
about me. Bitch. Don't say that about me, bitch, Like,
don't sports don't say that, Like, don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She drinks beer and sports.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
She drinks and.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'm a cool girl.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And as a real girl's girl, she can't say it
about herself, but I'll say it as a man. Donald
Trump is gay.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I literally just that was on my notes.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Donald Trump is flaming.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I wouldn't put it like that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Motherfucker giving nasty, sloppy top to Bill Clinton's.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
See the article the New York Times. No, the title says,
apparently Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton the type of head
where he had to wipe his ass after.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I knowed that. I mean, it's probably really gummy, because
he definitely has like figure.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I could imagine that all those guys give awful head,
Like you know, they seem like gluttonous within sex. I
think there's a certain point of gluttony within your sexual
experience experience, let alone the type of shit they get
up to. That's not gluttony, that's like hell bound. But
I'm like, you're not taking the time, Like it's like, yeah,
(08:32):
you could be really good at like dogging down a
bag of hot fries, But does that mean like you're
an eater? No, Like you're just fucking waiting till you're
famous to get something, and they're always famished for sex.
So I can't imagine there's a world where he's giving
it down like and he's holding pride in there, Like.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What, I have an appointment next week.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I'll let y'all know to get ahead from the president.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wait, did he set up like he's flying out he's
flying to you flights for me?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah? Like you call yourself the throat goat. Donald Trump
is a throw goat.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know what? Maybe me protecting bad is like me
being like insecure at the thought of a rival. Like
I'm just like, wow, you eat it up like that.
It got you to presidency. My ship has gotten.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Like you got competitive real quick with Donald Trump's I know.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like what, I
just cannot believe.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I feel like I gave bad head.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I feel like I'm kind of bad at everything.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
But I'm not gonna I probably give really good head.
I would assume you've never done it. I've never well, yeah,
I would give hypothetically a good head if I ever
did it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But I thought you guys hook up all the time.
He hasn't given you head.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Oh, I've given you top. Actually, I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I can't. I can't, I can't, can't.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, I can't believe we just have a president who's
a dick eater like you.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
No, he's literally a dick eater.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's always dick.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's the same.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He got so big pitch.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
No, that's literally it, like that's why his.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Ankles are rolling over because he's full of coum.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Well, I had another embarrassing moment at the gym. What
it was horrible. It was literally so bad. So basically
what happened was I was going out that night and
I was like, Oh, I need a baseball cap. I
need to put a hat on. I like feel like
my hair looks like shit, and I'm going to be
at the gym, and if I wash my hair at
(10:30):
the gym, my hair is gonna look like shit after.
So I was like, Oh, need a baseball cap. So
I grab one, put it on, and like I'm going
about my day and I get to the gym and
literally every single person there is the nicest they've ever
been to me in my entire life. Like literally every
worker is like so kind to me, Like people are
like giving me head nods, like they're giving your head Yeah,
(10:52):
they're giving me head and they're bobbing on it, know,
like like literally like it was really getting treated like
a king. No, it was like I'm like it was
really giving this, like it was giving like I'm an ally.
And so basically I get to the locker room and
I'm like, wow, everyone, even even like the patrons are
nice to me, like even the people I'm passing by
(11:12):
the holloway, remember, Yeah. And so I get to the
locker room and I'm like, I feel so good about myself,
Like I'm I feel so awesome. I look in the mirror.
I forgot that I put my hat on that said
gay guy just across the front, and I was just
wearing gay guy hat the entire time at the gym.
But it's good to know that their allies. Everyone there
is really nice.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's like that. But do you feel like it's kind
of that black mirror episode where like you can look
at somebody like what's it called?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Is that one episode where.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You look at it like shows like all of their descriptors,
Like it kind of feels like that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I was seen. Yeah, I was seen and spotted. But
the craziest part about the whole story is kept the
hat on. Got the craziest backshots of my life in
the sauna.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
With the hat on.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
A Then the backshots mustn't have been crazy to.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
A flame. Well, I took it off. I put it
on backwards so they could see it. No, I have
it on it, guys, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Who the fuck would believe that you were having bubbling
sex and the sauna at the gym?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Is that a thing? Like? I guess, I guess remind
myself that. Like again, it goes back to what I
was saying. Some of you are not sexually free. You
are a sexual fucking deviant like you literally just don't
do that in my face, please, no matter who it is.
I just like hate the idea of people having sex
where I might have to lay my head have some fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Decency, like I'm not doing in your bed.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, that's fine, we have an agreement. We have an
agreement about that. That's why my Prozact really helps with
those Do the drums now, I like, I excited. It's
like you know when you fall asleep and you wrap
yourself in your blanket and it keeps the heat. But
then obviously as you fall asleep, you're gonna loosen up
and cold air gets in because you leave my sheets
(13:15):
so sticky. It's kind of like, uh like that one
like plastic wrap, like saranne wrap. They kind of saran
wraps to my body. So I am in like a
cocoon of heat.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So thank you and my sticky You live by freaking grody.
I don't feel like we touched enough on Donald Trump
being gay, so I'm just gonna bring that back. It's
always the motherfuckers that hate the gay people the most
that turn out to be gay, and that's why Kai
is at the top of my list.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I don't hate gay people. I'm very supported.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Did you hear that you hate gay people? That's such
a weird okay I get because like the president is gay.
Now it feels like it's okay it.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Was gay, I would be happy, literally, and we haven't really.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Me, Drew and Josie in the midst of also what
was just like all of us being so depressed. That's
why we were doing that. Like I really reflect on
last year and what our day to day was, and
me and Drew essentially we're just in our depression dungeon.
That was that apartment. We wouldn't speak to each other
all day, and then around four pm we'd both end
(14:27):
up lingering to the kitchen because we need sustenance and
we're like eating crackers and drinking water or something because
both of us are too depressed to fucking think about food.
And then we'd be like, we should go to the gym,
because that is what people who take.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Care of themselves to be happy, and.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It makes you happy. So we would go to the gym,
both go work out again, be fully alone all day,
like because we'd go to our separate quarters. Then in
the drive back, we'd be like we literally like, I
am so fucking happy, and then we life is awesome,
order a bunch of wingstop, and then stay up till
four am with.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Josiah making songs.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, And then we did that every.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Day every day, And I mean, I'm not kidding me
and you and Josiah have like a discography that rivals
Little Bee, I'm not even kidding, Like, we have like
well over four hundred times and.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We we sing, we rap, we like sometimes it's acapella.
Sometimes it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It gets we really go there. It's it's true vulnerability
on the mic.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's kind of like Rosalia's last song, Like if you
think about language, Yeah, we're speaking the languages. We're like
testing subjects. It's really it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's honestly one of them.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I rap about how if my president was gay, I.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Would be happy, and then she has one bar and
I need some cheetahs before I get to the rodeo.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, they're all really bad.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The worst. It is literally like we we went back
and listened and it's maybe the worst thing we've ever created.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But it was around the time when we did the
That's how the Charlie remixs happened. Because we're making like
random we would just go, oh my god. We used
the Natalie Nun beat before she used it. And if
I wasn't completely humiliated by myself and my existence as
a human being, I would show that. But then they're
(16:18):
literally all just us, like brain dead and tired and
thinking of rhymes. And it's the most like I don't
have my shoe. I feel like Cinderella because I lost
my shoe. I need to go get another shit, what
should I do?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'm like, see, I'm extra read out about it. Read it.
That was the birth of that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, maybe we'll put in a little snippet.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, well we'll have Josiah like put in a couple
of snippets of it.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
But yeah, we used the Natalie Nun beat. But yeah,
every time I reflect on that time, I'm just like, damn,
we were so fucking depressed.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
And that's exactly how we're going to look at this
year and then the next year and this year.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
This year, I feel like we've made it a point
because it's not like things have necessarily gotten better. We're
like lucky enough that we have good lives, but it
doesn't help that we're just depressive people. I fear that
doesn't like go away. The last three weeks, see the
(17:21):
time change literally makes me want to fucking bang my
head against the walls.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I normally love it. I normally I am like celebrating
it getting dark at five pm because that just was
like a good excuse for me to like not have
to see anybody or go out. And now I'm like.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well, it's because this is the first year you've been
really social, Like you've always been like more of a hermit,
but I think now for the first time you're feeling
that different of like how humans act before and after
when there's like more light to be outside, and then
then it's.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Just no, like literally winter is coming.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Why cut it so that there's less daylight?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's like circumcision.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
He needs to laugh, right, like now, yeah, how is
it like circumcission? Because when I was saying the whole
hot fries, like you could talk a bag of hot
fries blah blah blah, you looked at me like I
was crazy. So now I need I need an next money.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Your metaphors are always the best, by the way.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, thanks, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Thank you, No.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Your faith?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So yeah, you actually having your eyes covered and out looking.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
So yeah, how is it like circumcision?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, you just said the word cut.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I know. I know that I want to see you
double down on that.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, you're getting brave because you don't talk.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That was sexy though how I said that not.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So much of my girl, but it was actually very alarming.
I was like, oh, my ears perked up because I
was like, oh, he thinks he's that bitch.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
You guys don't get turned on when I boss you
around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Kay, you're the one that's gonna get bossed around.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, you know that though I don't get bust.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
No, I like being powerless and thrown around, and I
like to be bossed around.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah. I tossed them around the room like like a
woody toy. His legs are flailing around.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, it's like circumcision. My hair looks like ship because.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't even remember what you were saying. I just
heard the word cut and said it, oh about daylight savings,
Like why they cut it so? Well, it's because it's
genital mutilation.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, what's fucked up is I could think of, like,
at least like an answer. I was like, okay when
you first said, I was like, I could think of
that because it's an older practice that used to seem
completely necessary and now we know that it's not necessary
and it's kind of just like tradition exactly. But no,
there's no she sees me.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I'm just a really gooddicure and you just went right
into my brain and took the words out.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm always digging in you. I know that's him, and
it's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm genuinely convinced I could be a pop star, like
I genuinely I think not the vocal.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What part whoa, whoa, whoa, just like climbing the ladder
to get up there.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Like I feel like it's like a game almost, Like
it's like less about the music and less about like
the way you move your body and more about the people,
you know, Like I feel like I could climb those
little rings.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I think it's kind of a combination of all of it.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Also, the way you were just looking at ya was
really like you were catching feelings.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Like I was. I was just looking at her normal,
I think.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
No, And yeah, he had the biggest smile on his face.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'm not kidding. It's actually a curse.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
People fall in love with in you so easily.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Low key, No, I think that's actually dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
They fall in love with the idea of and you, like.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's like, oh my god, this girl is like pretty
and funny and confident, And then if you talk to
me for more than three minutes, I feel like it
turned into like O h.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Damn, like whoa.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't know. I think I think normal people scare me.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
No, normal people are scared of you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, dumb, somebody I'm attracted to. I texted them something
really odd and then they had the very real response
of applying just the word.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Weird this reason or was this what I already know this?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You already know? Yeah, that's kind of where I'm at
right now. But yeah, it's been nice. I think I
need to talk to my therapist about it. I don't
fucking know, like I think I'm realizing, Like maybe I
am the common denultminator.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I think so. But well, okay, in whatever, whatever, I
don't have to get into the semantics of it. You'll
find your fish, and you'll find your fish.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh I think I find fish. But I don't think
anyone wants my fish. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
I'm sure there's plenty of people that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Want to shut the fuck up car like don.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, I hate a sink that you have to press
down on?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
What the fuck like you hate?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Once I, once I explain it, y'all will get it. Okay,
I'm washing my hands. I I just peek in the
bathroom and I'm going to wash my hands because I
wash my hands after I pee every time. Obviously we
know this.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That is just not true.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I'm in the bathroom on a date to hit my vape.
I am in the bathroom to go pee and wash
my hands. Obviously, Well, I go and I get soap
in one hand and I go to turn the sink on,
but it's a fucking pressed down sink and I'm like, oh, okay,
I'll just press it down once and it should go
for like five seconds, six seconds. You have to hold
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it down for water to come out. Bitch, how like, literally,
how am I gonna wash my hands?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I literally can't wash my hands. I get like this
hand wet, and then like it doesn't make it literally
doesn't make sense. So I have to wash like one
hand at a time. And then after I touch this
fucking dirty ass knob with my clean hand, well, I
had to wash it again. So I do this and
it's literally never ending. It's always you just gotta hold
it and press it down. And like I get it.
You could get a little water in this hand and
like wash like this and then press it down and
(23:28):
wash it off. But you're still doing that same fucking
motion in your hand is still getting dirty from pressing
a goddamn sink down. I think we need to in them.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I disagree.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Oh and Caulse, you're just talking to your mic.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh my god, I'm gonna smack the shit out of you.
I disagree because I was taught very young that what
you're supposed to do is you use the back of
your wrist like you when when you like, I feel
like I could do the whole motion. While you were
explaining it, I was thinking, I've never done that, Like
one hand at a time. It's like, get soap. Okay,
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you get soap, you go like this, you get some water,
and then that's not running. You scrub for however long
you scrub. I hope you really, you know, you do
get in there and then you rinse one hand and
then with the back of this wrist you rinse the
other one. And then if you're still freaked out about it,
when you still have a little soap left, like it's
okay if you leave a little SuDS.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I just it's just nasty. It just feels nasty. It's
getting poop and due to air all over, I should
be able to flick it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It just sucks because it's one of those things where
it's like, yeah, there's just too many dummy, dumb dumb
dums who let the sink run for way too goddamn long. Also,
imagine how many kids I think I grew up in
a school that had those, and ours didn't run for
long because kids would literally just clog the sink and
then leave them running. Imagine how many fucking bathrooms you
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would walk in and all of the things were full.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Well, that's that's literally what I did last time. I
was in a bathroom with the sink that you flipped up.
I got a bunch of toilet paper and I stuck
it in the bottom of the sink, and I turned
it on and I walked out, and I didn't pay
for my bill, and I cost three thousand dollars in damage.
Believe it or not, Wait, did you vlog it?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
At least?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, I don't want to get catched for criminal.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Catch for criminal dude. It's actually kind of crazy how
TikTok has made it feel like even more like I've
always felt like we lived in a lawless land because
laws aren't real, but we for real do now because
the amount of people I just see fully explaining a
crime they committed that week, explaining it to me face
to face really my camera or on my phone is awesome.
(25:45):
So it's really I'm really upset you didn't flog it,
because we could have just said it wasn't you and
it was AI.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
How many cases do you think will happen like that
in the next few years of people being like, bro,
that shit.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I feel like there will be one big one that
we hear about and then the rest will.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Be like.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Just nothing is Like, is there a way to actually
check if something is AI? I know, there's like the
thing you can upload to to see what percent of
it is AI.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
But it is just some of them have like invisible filters,
like over the top, so it's like this, like how
would you describe it KAI?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's the thing your license plate, so like it doesn't
get caught on camera.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Essentially, I think it's like a data watermark where it
changes a specific sequence of pixels a certain que or saturation,
and then when you change it, you can see the watermark.
But only some, only some of the generator fuck generative
models do that.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
If you have like a model on your own computer
that's not connected to the Internet that you built yourself, it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Only put two and two together that there is more
than one company doing AI. I'm not kidding. For a
really long time, I have been hearing all these names,
and I thought chat GBT was like the like I
was like, yeah, that's like, that's AI's name.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Like I.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I was like, I don't know, it's like every like
AI's Ai. And then recently because I'm a piece of shit, annoying,
fucking cunt who hits like not interested on anything with Ai.
And then I I was on Instagram, thank you. I
was on Instagram and I don't use reels, but when
I went to reels, it was all like everything had
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that Sora mark and I am not kidding. I was like,
what the fuck is this? Like I I like I
knew it was Ai, and I was like, I'm so confused,
what is so? Like who is so Sora? So like
I was so confused, And then I realized that Ai
is like not just like there's like a bunch of
companies doing it, Like I really thought it was one.
(27:49):
I thought it was like the CIA. I was like, yeah,
that's just one evil guy, Like you know.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
The CEO of chatt is gay.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, that's just not a good look. Is that? Really,
that's not a good look for gay people because now
gay people have to be like, yes, we have pride.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
But we have a gay president and a gay person
that the entire economy is propped up on.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's what I'm saying. It's like two evil gays.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah as well. Yeah, wow, this is incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I mean it's kind of like proof that everyone is
a bit gay.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
No, like that is true.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You just get to a point. It's not that fucking deep.
That's the most annoying shit about all of this is
it's really not that deep, and some of you need
to have, Like you guys need to use AI to
actually explore time travel and then go back in time
and put yourself in a very traumatic position at a
young age so that you understood that shit is not
that serious in terms of what other people are doing
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with their life unless it is directly negatively affecting you.
That person's business should not fucking bother you. But you're
all insecure, and you didn't have hobbies and you got
no fucking play, So now you're in this all full
cycle of self hatred and insecurity. That money, power, success,
none of it can fill because you are literally a
worthless piece of shit who should have never lived this long.
(29:10):
If we went back in time, you would have died
way earlier because of natural selection. You were never meant
to live this long. Like if you're if you. If
you are living long enough to find yourself signing up
for ICE, you should have fucking killed yourself so long ago.
It's like that suicide sometimes sometimes, and only in very
rare cases, suicidal ideation. It's not it's not a demon.
(29:34):
It's really so if if you're somebody who you're like,
fuck I would sign up for ICE, and you've suffered
from suicidal ideation.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
And the suffering now, just do it. No more suffering.
And yeah, I literally wish I had a knife. I
want to stab people. I'm literally gonna start stabbing people.
I'm so angry. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
There's two songs on the Billboard charts right now that
are AI generated. Oh yeah, that country one well, Breaking Rust, Yeah,
one country Digital. No, that's I don't know what it's called,
but I guess the artist's name is Breaking Rust. But
it hit number one, Yeah, which is great. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Also, it's embarrassing that people even revere AI is that
fucking hyper intelligent, because you were basing all of that
intelligence off of what is technologically uploaded, Like, there is
so much more to life that is not uploaded. Even
in a music scape. There's so many like lost records.
There's so much new music. Even people who complain about
(30:34):
new music, it's like, yeah, all your new music isn't
going to be found on fucking TikTok and through Google
AI search, like go to the fuck outside, Like I
literally I hate AI so much, Like I want to
fucking kill it. I wish it was a human so
I could fucking give it one hundred milligan one hundred
milligrams of ivans to keep them awake through torture, like
(30:55):
I want I want AI to actually actually I want
to kidnap this CEO of AI and drug him.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
So you're a homophobe.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Shit, you know what? He eat their own That's like
I said, that has nothing to do with me. That
has nothing to do with me. You keep that where
you keep it, and I keep it where I keep it.
But I want to beat the shit out of you.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Though he's genuinely like an evil guy, like like actually gay,
he's actually gay, But that's not what makes him evil.
He's evil because he didn't he steal the company and
then it was supposed to be like private, and then.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
He was a lot of really bad things and then he.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Killed someone, apparently.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Someone that they like kill themselves. I don't know, it's
it's very sketchy.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Again, this is what happens when people aren't throwing the
hands God gave them, because stop fucking what do you mean?
So someone killed them? Bl blah blah blah. You got
someone killed. You're literally bitch made. You've never fucking killed
someone yourself.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Like, this is the realist ship that I will say.
And I need y'all to open your fucking ears and
tune the fucking right now. Turn off do not disturb
off your god damn fucking shitty fucking phone. No one
gives a fuck about you. Turn do not disturb off?
Why are you on seven? Literally like twenty people like,
(32:11):
literally turn it off. I would rather you just like
open my message and not respond than have do not
disturb on, you fucking loser, And then you turn it.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Off seven days or whatever when you turn it off.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Also when you seven days, yeah, or six or seven?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
You see them seven days, I'm confused.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I'm not six or seven days. I'm not sure what
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Stop because I'm actually so confused by your sentence.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Well, I think people put do not disturb on and
then they just leave it on for.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
A week and then you don't get me I didn't
hear that, yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
And then you that text got buried. But also when
you call people and it always screens it and you
have to call them five times to get through it. Oh,
it's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's like literally like I could be dying.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, I get dying.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I call nine one, like I could be stranded on
the side of the road. Call an uber, I could
be getting towed. Call it well, the ubers do not
disturb too now, damn like everybody's got that ship on.
It's kissing dude.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I mean, yeah, it does annoy me. I don't like
when I'm texting somebody and they throw it on.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Because I literally same situation, same situation. Yeah, that's happened
to me before too.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
When people turn on do not disturb while I'm texting them,
I will call it out because I'm like, hello, bitch,
I was talking to you as the fuck like he
literally feels like to somebody and then they just like
pull a lying down and I can still see the
like backlit shadow of them existing. I know you didn't
put your phone down, bitch, like you just left the thread.
But I will say, I do put people's threads on
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do not disturb, but that's because that's always Yeah. I'm like, what, you're.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
A victim of being a certain people.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I mean, yeah, low key.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I think it's fine to turn on do not disturb
for a for a group text message. That's that's free.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Even I'm I'm a purist. I have all of my
group messages on. That's insane for real notifications. I know.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
That's why being around you was so annoying, because it
makes me feel like I get no attention at all
because Drew's phone is my Yeah, that's the thing, right,
that's true, Like I forget the phone works two ways.
I'm lokey the deadbeat dad who's like, you never call me,
and I'm like, I'm never calling you. I would rather
or not, I'd rather rie And actually, if you call me,
I'm not fucking answering.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I went to an early screening of Nirvana, the band,
the show, the movie. It was incredible. It was so good.
There was one joke in the movie that was the
loudest crowd pop of laughter I've heard from a movie
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maybe ever in my life of going to movies, and
it was the funniest joke I've seen in them a
movie in the last twenty years, like and I'm not
gonna give it away because it's so funny, but please
fucking go watch that movie. My favorite part about watching
the movie was the Q and A after where they
were talking about how they made the movie and like
it's crazy. They like basically what happened is they like,
(35:13):
if you know Nirvana the band, the show, like their
like style is really fucking weird, and like you'd have
you kind of have to know the show to understand
the movie. But like they also I'm getting like they
were so cool to me. They like filmed the movie
for seventy days and then scrapped it because they didn't
like it, and then they got this one shot like
(35:34):
they went out gorilla film style and like to the
biggest like like media event that's happened in our entire
life in Canada and like went there, stole a shot
from that. It's like million, it's millions of dollars worth
of set building and they just like went there and
filmed while it was actually happening in real life. And
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then from that moment they rewrote the entire movie to
get to that point and it's like, oh my god,
it's so cool. It's like, I don't know, they're so
sick to me. And like the releasing season three on
Blu ray.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh that's fire.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Let's wake that up.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Physical media. Yeah, I want to go see it, but
I can't promise i'll go see it because I have
not seen.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
That's one that I will drag you.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I haven't seen movies this year.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I'll drag your ass there because it is very inspiring
because it's like literally what we want to create.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Take me tonight. Boom. Oh wait, it's not all no.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
It's they were just doing like a pre screening for
two days.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Oh, mister special over here, mister sees the first Yeah,
I literally saw a special screening of Call Me by
Your Name before it hit theaters.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
So did you actually?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah? I saw like the pre run of screenings to
see if it would like get a wide release, and
then a few months later it got wide release.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Wait for real?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, because I saw it at the arc Light. Remember
when the arc Light would do shit like that.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
God, you're right, like movies before it was.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Like did you know that Timothy shell May is the
boy in that?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Really?
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah? I just saw that and then I checked, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
No, he's in doune. Now that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, I know that, but like he looked like that, Yeah,
like that.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
It's the Kylie Jenner effect.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I thought they I heard they broke out death they
broke up, I know.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
And I saw like a compilation of them kissing and
stuff on like court side, and it was really cute
and wholesome. It was like that early stage of a relationship.
We I just can't get off of each other. That's
what they were experiencing. And it was really cute. And
he was digging in her fucking closet. He was pulling
out burkins and ship wearing purses and all that. That's
(37:46):
all Kylie get out of her closet to leave that
woman the fuck alone.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Did you guys see that the promo for Marty Supreme
where he's on his zoom car.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
I was just about to.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Bring up no, but I haven't seen it because I
feel like it's gonna be funny, and I'm like, oh
my God, like rolling my eyes because I'm like just
getting back to like being like bruhs.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
I thought it was really funny.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
It was it was great, Like, it was really funny.
He wants to paint the town orange.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
I thought it was so funny that my toes curled.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Actually, what that's because you think he's cute.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
He is cute when.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
He gets back from Turkey. I'll think about.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
It when he's all swollen and bubbly. His skin is
rejecting the grass.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
When Andrew come back from Turkey to be what are
you gonna get done?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I want to move my hairlined down to just above
my eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I'm gonna get my bush done.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh that Honestly, I'm not kidding. A modified bush like
line would be lit. Yeah, and I wish I was kidding.
That would be so cool.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
No, guys, I have like the world's biggest bush. It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
No, I love bushes. I don't give a fuck. I
think it's sexy on me. Yea, I want to see.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I'd show you, guy, I'd like to see it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
I'd actually show you if you want to really.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah, yeah, me Andrew are gonna be We're going to
be on the couch. You're not able to move for
a couple of months. You're gonna have to get us food.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
And we're gonna be staining the couch red with blood.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, you're gonna have to change our there's no world.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Where I would take and we can't drink off. Yeah,
so you'll have to do that too.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You have to jerk off.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah yeah, he joked on that. I've ordered every single
flavor of Big Gulp from seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I know it's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Every I finally completed. I've been collecting them like Pokemon,
and I finally completed it. If y'all want to see,
I can show a little show and tell every every
single flavor, even flavors that aren't in stock anymore. Yeah,
you scroll through. Wait, how do you look at past?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
This is your carcinogen collection? Wait?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
How do you look at Oh wait, you can go
to fuck? I don't remember how to order again? Yeah,
here we go. Okay, so order again. Literally every Big
Culp has been ordered. And Slurpy I did you order Slurpies? Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Isn't it like water by the time it got yes,
and you just drink it like soda?
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Mm hm? Did you guys see it? There's free Sloppy
at seven eleven.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh really? Insert that picture? Free Slappy at seven eleven?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Is that a thing like a picture.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
It was like a meme where it's like text for
mom and it's free, sloppy at seven, she like it's.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
See. The context makes it so much funnier.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
What did I say this morning? Okay? You ash?
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Is a TikTok sounds.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
It's the girl smiling with her teeth for you.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
What you saying?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Fuck? What is it?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
The girl like you're gonna lose me?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah? Yeah, you're gonna lose me, little baby?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You dog?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
What you remember that?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
No? You you know it? It's like you know it.
Let me show you.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
My god, I forgot what I was gonna look up
on my phone.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Pull in Jojo Wall.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I need to see jojo Sewall was good.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Nice, I remember in here and see everything.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (41:44):
What was I gonna look up? Oh? This is this
is a smiling girl?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh you baby? You baby? Simpler times.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
No, it's crazy that you could have posted that and
made seven million dollars in twenty.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Twenty seven million dollars.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I'm not kidding, not like from AdSense or anything, but
like just.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
General note that fucking wave.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I think that was like the most viewed TikTok or
something for a little while.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, what is it now? Is it? I have no
idea hydrated?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Did you see Addison? Did you see Addison addressed hydrated
on stage?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yes, she literally was somewhere and she was looking at
all of the posters and everybody was like bringing up
her old memes and she read one and she was
like hydrated.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh my god, Bowen Yang is gonna have a fucking
field day when that bitch walks into SNL for her
performance last her skits, and I'm so jealous. I would literally,
I actually will pay money to be in that r
I was gonna like, if there is a world rocket,
maybe I don't want anything to do with it. I
just want to look.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
I don't want credit for all, not in a creepy way.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
You said you want to what.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I was just saying that I don't even need credit
for all of my jokes that y'all have taken from
me in the past.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And you know what I've been sorry, I'm literally lying,
wake him up?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Stole my jokes? Now you know who else stole my jokes?
Chris Rock.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
The slap? You know the slap was planned?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, of course it was planned. It was Timothy Shallomey.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah, would you trips at me if I did math.
I wonder if anybody out there has heard how often
I mentioned drugs now and if they're worried, and if
you are, you should be.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I was so anxious about the last episode.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Because of us talking about draws.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, I like, literally the last thing I want to
do is promote drug use.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I feel like we do a good job of making
it clear we're fucking like what bro what? But also.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
We got a couple of things is to talk about
this episode. One, we're going on a road trip.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh yeah, I know we need to like plan for that.
But also with the rain, like.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No, we we literally have to go oh but we're
gonna say oh.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, because it's my plan. We're going to fuck ask Texas.
Drew's dragging me to Texas. He's trying to paint it like.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
A dry dragging you to Texas?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
He said, he said, Enya can drive me? He said,
can you drive me to Texas?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Because I can't drive because my shitty fucking car, my
shitty car.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Walk walk? Oh my god?
What you should watch?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Should I walk to Texas?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
The walk to Texas? Let's do a MythBusters who can
get their first meat driving are you walking? Let's just see.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
I would obviously win because I'm gonna be a pop star.
I can do anything else.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I'm so confused by you saying that, like you like
you saying you can be a bump star, and that
says that you could climb the ladder, Like what do
you do when you get to the top, Like.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Be Sabrina Carpenter, Like be gorgeous and have fun and
go on to her and everybody screams and yells at you.
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Everyone screams, Wait, did you see the video the lady
to paparazzi when Chapel was coming on to the carpet,
she was like, Chap's coming to me all herd like
she literally was like every paparazzi is so scared of
her now. And then later in the video, the paparazzi
is like dead sir, Like she has just set the
perfect tone. And then one paparazzis like, O, can we
(45:32):
get one more picture? And she's like yeah, okay, and
she turns and the guy who was taking the picture
was like, oh my god, like yes whatever, like doing that,
and then everyone else started to kind of like it
was like seagulls was like, oh, all of that started
ding and then somebody was like hey Joe, like somebody
(45:52):
in the ground was like keep it calm, keep it calm,
like something like that. They all like hushed back down.
I I was so good at drawing my boundaries that
that was the life I got to like walk in.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
That is amazing.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
But yeah, I want to work the red carpet and
like I want to to be the women who works
The people who work the Red carpet are like the
people who go like this on the tarmac. That's what
it's like. Next next, Like I want to do that job.
Like I want to be like Okay, doja cat come, yes.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Queen, I want to be.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I don't want to be an interview where I just
want to be like I want a lanyard.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I want to clipboard the name.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, I want like where's Okay, that's Catty, who's there? Okay, Yeah,
what's another fucking company? I can't even Oh that's Vanity
Vanity Okay, Like that's my job. I want that job.
Or I think I could be a really good paparazzi
because I've kind of been in the mood to stop
people and like a cross their boundaries and stop them. Yeah,
(46:56):
you know, stalk them like kind of like put word
out that I'm looking for them. And then like it's like, oh,
like pay off people who work at restaurants and stuff
and be like, hey, if this person comes in, just
let me know, shoot me a text.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Can I get arrested for that?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Media dude, My media of the week is kind of
boring because I haven't been watching anything that has more
than like ten frames a minute, because I've just been
watching all these old ass movies. I rewatched The Muppets
(47:32):
in Manhattan. That was fun. I've been watching a bunch
of like the older animations. I watched The Lamb or No,
I didn't watch The Lamb before time. I didn't want
to fucking pay for it. YouTube Premium has a bunch
of free old movies, so those ones I've been watching,
And then I started watching a new one. I hadn't
seen The Devil and Daniel Mounts.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I was so awesome. There was one I saw the
other day, like I think it's literally just called dinosaurs,
and like the eggs are so like implanted in my brain?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Is it the puppet ones?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
No, they're like, here, let me show you Diano's.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Or oh my god, I want to I want to
eat that egg so bad. You know what those now
look like to me? The rotten jelly beans, like that
nasty fucking jelly bean pack you could get, Like that's
a rotten one. It's either tasting like fucking rotten toilet
garbage or.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Toothpaste or garbonzo bean. Come ill, My media is uh
Nirvana the band of the show the movie, and I
already said it, but Sentimental Values it was so good,
it was so good, and I would go watch it
(48:47):
tonight again, do a double feature. Well we can't see
Nirvana Vanage.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my god, forget it.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
But should Sentimental Values or would you all go see Bogonia?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I already saw, I'd see so it's mental Live made
me cry. Oh my god, the worst person in the
world literally made me cry so crazy. This one, I
think is.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
And then my music.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Is in director.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah, and like a lot of the same cast members.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
It's so good. Bull of the Woods, FM Forest, Elapsed, Paradise,
Sellar and every one of these I don't know how
(49:41):
to pronounce their names. Malibu, Yes, all right, thanks for
tuning in.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, I don't have any music media because I've been
listening to the same thing over and over.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
So I have media. Uh, Pluribus is really good and
the Church Company is really good. Funny. Or Cheir Company
is really funny. I think they did a good job.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
How many episodes of Playerbus are out?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
I think just three.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
I haven't seen the second one.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh wait, is that by the same creative of Breaking Bad?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah, I watched the first one. I'd watch it again
tonight if you want to watch it. It's really it's
a cool take on Aliens. I made that up.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
It's not actually it's not.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
It's about you're lying.
Speaker 4 (50:24):
It's actually about weed anyhow.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
No, it's not, And that's not enticing.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Two thousand and eight. Everything's about weed? I literally do.
Oh my god, that's my media. My media of the
week is I ordered on weed maps and then I
didn't have any money on the debit card I pay with,
and I didn't realize I could have used any card,
and I went back and forth inside like three times
(50:48):
because then I put money on that debit card. But
then it kept declining, and I think the guy who
was driving knew who I was, and it was humiliating
and raining, and that's still not going to stop me.
I'm smoking copious amounts of weed.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
So yes, I love my stoner girlfriend, my bisexual stoner girlfriend. Yes,
my gothic bisexual stoner girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Me in twenty sixteen when I got my hands on
a dark shade from Urban Decrite Decay, dark shade of purple,
Dark shade of purple for the lips, all right, by
bye
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