211: My Sex Buddy

On this week's episode, JD and Elliot test their relationship as they attempt to be friends with benefits. In the real world, Zach and Donald are delighted to learn GQ UK thinks they're #2. An essential worker gets a special gift from GT's Kombucha!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, America's favorite fake doctor.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're talking about yourself again?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Man, Oh, look at you? How are you? We're a hit.
I gotta tell you something before you even say a word,
I'm gonna put you in a good mood. Guess what
GQ Magazine UK says is the second best podcast of
the year. What's that? US mofo?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What's the first?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know, I just clicked on it. The first
one is one called popcast. Have you heard that?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
If we ain't number one, then we ain't doing shit?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh shut up, ain't doing one? They got thirty three
listed here. Bro, the people of the United Kingdom like us.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I love the people of the United Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Listen, I want to hear what they said about us. Sure,
go ahead. Following in the wake of successful podcast launches
from fellow former TV stars at Sopranos and The Office,
that's bullshit. We were right before the Sopranos. I think anyway,
shots fot I know, I actually don't want shots fired
at the Soprano guys, Zach Braff and Donald Faison have

(01:02):
launched a podcast recapping the show that made them famous,
the two thousands medical sitcom Scrubs. Braff and Faison met
at the table read for the series, which ran for
nine series. They say series there instead of seasons, and
still has a devoted cult audience that you guys listening
thank you ten years after its finale and have been
best friends ever since. Braf hosted Faison's wedding in his

(01:23):
back garden. I would have said yard again, British people, Okay,
got it. Naturally, Their rapport as podcast hosts is second
to none. Donald, it's second to none. Two, because they're
not judging solely rapport, they're judging podcasts as a whole
on Earth. This year, if the list were best rapport,
we'd be number one.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, natural, I'm gonna read that you make that list? Please, yes,
listen ready, I'm gonna read that sense again because it's
a delightful one. Naturally, their rapport as podcast hosts is
second to none, and each episode gives listeners a window
into a show biz friendship, as well as behind the
scenes anecdotes about the show. The guest roster has thus

(02:06):
far been excellent, with Bill Lawrence, John McGinley, Sarah Chalkburn
and Frasier all popping in over the course of the run.
Charming trips down memory lane. Aside, they also deal with
some of the slightly more awkward results of looking back
at an old show in twenty twenty, having frank conversations
about episodes that feature blackface and racist and sexist jokes. Well,

(02:27):
they don't have to end on that sentence, for God's sake, anyway.
The point is that we're a big hit. GQ is
a fancy magazine and they like this.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I've heard of them. Man, They're freaking they do. They
do great articles, right, I know what.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It stands for, what gentleentlemen quarterly? Gentlemen's quarterly. But ladies, No,
ladies are allowed to look at it. But I think
it's intended for the well dressed gentleman. Oh, like you're
allowed to read Cosmo, but you probably won't.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I've never no, I know, have you ever read a No,
I've drank one, though.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
How are you doing, friend, I'm well, friend.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
How are you I'm good?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, yeah, just just chilling, just just getting by day
by day.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Babe.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
All right, tell me about your your weekend. What what happened?
What kind of festivities? What did we do this weekend?
The kids are into golf?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
The kids are right, so we went and if my
dream could really come true, I could get a golf
simulator in my house that would make They're so expensive, man,
And it's like, but this is the new video game, right,
this is the new video game if you can somehow
figure out a way to make a video game that's

(03:45):
so active that you do work up a sweat. I
feel like, you know, I've seen all of these things
with like the there's this one thing where you put
your iPhone on a plank board and then you plank
and but uh, if you but they put puzzles on
the iPhone so you kind of try you have to
try to make an object travel through the maze or
something like that. I didn't know what. Well, you got

(04:09):
to buy it. But so it's like you're doing it
and your uh, your obliques and everything are getting worked.
And golf simulators are similar to that, because it's almost like,
all right, look, not everybody's going out as much anymore, right,
especially to like the gym. That doesn't really I don't
foresee myself doing that. You know, I have my backyard.

(04:33):
Playing golf is great. My kids are now into golf,
but I can't take them to play eighteen yet because
they're one way too tiny to the people behind us
would be pissed off. So a simulator would be great
because it looks like a video game. They put up targets.
You get a big.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Screen, Do you get VR goggles?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You don't need VR goggles, but it would.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Be cool if they If golf, If this thing you're
talking about entered the world of VR and you can
look around and stuff and place.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'd be amazing. It's just that equilibrium would fuck kids
up and grown ups up too, like walking into walls,
you know, breaking furniture with your club because you don't
know where you are. All of these things come into play.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, But with uh, I feel like this is the
conversation you're you're repeating the conversation that you said to
your wife to present to her the idea why you
guys need a golf simulator?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Right, And she said, no, I'm trying because I feel
like these I feel.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Like these talking coins have been used before.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
But it's the kids could work up a sweat.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Right, And so my kids we saw a commercial for
one on television and my kids were like, oh, that
looks like fun, and I was like, oh, does it
look like fun. And I tried my hardest to pitch
it to my wife and she was like, well, how
much does it cost? And I looked at the price
and she was like, yeah, that's not happening. Well, so,
first of.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
All, isn't it good?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Though?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
In COVID times when you can't really do anything, I've
seen you hitting balls and with the kids on your
Instagram and so at least you have something. If you
got this, you now have officially nothing to leave the
house for. Now you have the thing where you can
take the kids to the course.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Right yeah, but you only get like an hour really
with them outside. Also, there's a bunch of so to
get good at golf, you need to practice. That's just
how it is. And being outside right now is a
great thing. I can't keep my kids on a golf
course for you know, four or five hours.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
They just don't have it in them. I thought you
said that Roco does nine holes. He does.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
We do that in about an hour and a half
to two hours after that by the ninth home, I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Surprised he can do it. I mean, I would think
he'd get.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
He loves it. He loves golf man, he loves.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It and he can like play like he can, like, let's.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Be honest, he can hit the ball right, and sometimes
he hits the ball and I'm like, holy shit, he's
going to be a pro one day. And then sometimes
he hits the ball and I'm like, okay, he's only six,
you know what I mean, right, But he loves it.
He loves playing it. I'm trying to work with him
on putting like everyone else out there, putting is the

(07:06):
hardest thing in the world. Uh, and he struggles with it,
and I mean it's just interesting to be like, yo,
let's go ride bikes.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Now, I don't want to ride bikes.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, let's go play nine holes okay, and he jumps
up like I can name so many other things to
go outside and do.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well, he's your mini me. You you've successfully build your minime.
He's like, Dad, let's talk about Star Wars, play video games,
and then go play golf.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, I mean he's not into Star Wars as much
as he should be, as much as I.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You're still finding ways to be disappointed.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You know. But right now he's really into Minecraft and
that you know that. And because of Minecraft, he's now
into coding and he wants to learn how to code
so he can create his own video game.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's amazing. I love I love it. But he's like,
there are things for kids to learn how to do
that at their Damn, he's at the perfect and what
does he get for a six year old?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, he's at the perfect age right now for this
is when they start introducing it in schools in first grade,
and so now that school is going to be at
home for a bit.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Uh we uh, you know, there must be like a game.
There are a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Softwares and apps that he can pick up that teaching.
Minecraft is actually one of them.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I was gonna say, there's Minecraft based programming tools that
you can learn that show you very simply, like here
the connections that's from A to B and what those
connections and like you know binary switch flipping things. That's
it's all built into Minecraft.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
It's weird. Do you remember taking Basic in high school?
That's the only that's a programming language, right, That's the
only thing I ever did related was that, like DAWs
and all of that.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, it was learning. It was like if X, then Y.
It was. It was it was not definitely not for.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Me, right, Well, I mean, if you stuck with it,
you were making games by you'd be making games by now.
I want to play golf with the guy that wrote
the script for the Call of Duty game at his
country club, and I was like, holy cow, call a
Duty did this. He's like, yeah, it's a really popular game.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Hit Man two. Start playing. It's scary. I gotta say
it's so. I'm not being a puss. It's just so
realistic that I gotta be honest. At first. I walk
into this house, right starts off. It's a beach house.
Walk in, there's nobody around. I'm like, I'm still, I'm
figuring out how to move around. I'm crouching, I'm walking around.
It's beautiful. The graphics are insane. They say you might

(09:32):
want to shoot out those cameras. I'm like, good idea
computer shoot out the cameras go in the house. There's
dead bodies. Now I'm freaking out. I'm like, oh shit,
there's some dead bodies here. I start walking around the house.
You know, it's skin's obviously built to sort of get
you the feeling.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
This is exactly the difference between white people and black
people when they walk into a house in the movies man,
a black person walks in the movies over the credits
roll right then and there we walk in. Oh shit,
there's dead bodies. On turn around, I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Roll.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
White person walks in. He's like, oh shit, dead bodies.
I'm freaking out here. I start looking around the house.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, well, I know I'm meant to look around the house.
I'm a hit man, for God's sakes, but I'm a
nervous hitman. I decided that my hitman character is a
little anxious, okay, and so I go in the house.
I'm looking around and I'm poking. I find this weapons room,
which is exciting. Okay, I just load up. I mean,
it's unrealistic how many weapons I'm carrying, but I just

(10:33):
fill up all my pockets and everything with every weapon
that I can have, and I'm excited. At this point.
I'm having fun in the game Beautiful Home. I'm looking around.
All of a sudden, the fucking bad guys all come home, right,
and they're like, Okay, you need to kill just this
one guy, don't kill everybody else. Well, I'm trying to hide.

(10:55):
I got nowhere to go. I panic. I kill everybody,
and they're like kill her. No, They're like, don't kill her,
and I was like, well, she came near me. I
got all these weapons. I just killed everybody.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Sounds like a fun game.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, you know, we're't supposed to do that. Apparently I
panicked and kills everybody. That's probably a good reason not
to have all these weapons in your house because people
came back and I panicked and I killed everybody. But no,
I'm gonna get I'm gonna practice. I got nervous. I
got nervous. I got a practice.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
You don't really play video games that much.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's been a long time, you know that we've had
this discussion. But I'm excited about Hitman too, beautiful graphics.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I just I just the vision that I have of
you is you in your underwear with a j in
the ash tray, with the freaking Xbox remote controller. You
don't have on a T shirt. You just have more
tidy whities, and you're sitting on your couch playing video.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Game, playing hit and scared too, scared.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
By yourself in the dark, with your new dog, with
your puppy and Roscoe sitting next to you.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I mean, it's kind inaccurate, but it sounds delicious. I
might try that tonight.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
All you need is a big Hagen Das ice cream.
Life is perfect.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're right man on Haggens though, Ben and Jerry's.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
That's right, Ben and Jerry's that's right.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, by the way, Ubi Soft that they sent me
a bunch of games because we were talking about Xbox.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
What they send you send you games?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Ubi Soft?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, you know who didn't send me games? Nintendo? That's
you know. I went to bat for Nintendo Switch. You
know what they did?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Nothing? Well, I don't have the games in front of you,
but you'll be is Ubi Soft? How you say it? Yes? Yeah,
all right, Well I got like Ubi Soft. I guess
listen to the podcast because they sent me like the
mother load. You know they Well, Joel, I see your face,
so you can.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You can borrow PlayStation? Ready to go?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, they're for Xbox.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
When you need to start talking about your PlayStation?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
How much? You so much?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well? I love, I love, I love all my new
Ubi Soft games. And you begin in the show. It's
a very sexual one. It's about ken two people be
sex buddies.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh you want to do the recap to five six
seven stories.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
That show we made about a bundle of tops and nurses.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Said, here's the stories, natral no so YadA rare yead here.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
But I wasn't trying to steal your recap, Thunder, don't
do the recap. I was just sitting here while I
was waiting to get on the podcast, thinking ken too.
That's the central central tenet of Look at that he
wrote it down on a card. It's like he did

(13:47):
homework and ship. God, you're impressive, not as impressive as
you are. That's true because listen.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I've seen you naked, Yeah you have.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I look pretty good naked. I think actually in this episode,
you see me naked. I mean, you know what you're
talking about. Yeah, That's what I'm talking about. And then
I'm very thin. I don't have any pectorals mangers. But
my you know that was I was gonna say this.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You're like, you're like, uh thin, but you hadn't started
lifting weights yet.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, I'm more muscular now, but now you're like, I'm
at least thin, and I have nice areolas, they're not
too big. Well, now we're gonna we're gonna ask the question,
Daniel Joelle, do you think it's possible?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, you got to ask the question first.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Ten two people, Yeah, two people. Can two human beings
be sex buddies without someone catching feelings and starting to
feel more than just casual about it.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's impossible.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Do you want to take It's not possible.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's totally possible for the right two people.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I was like, the time someone's gonna say nine point
nine percent of the time, I would not even give
it a ten percent of a chance of happening. Joel,
that's almost impossible.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Let her finish her finish.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Like, I'm sorry, it's like freaking uh pure purel. Ninety
nine point nine percent of that bacteria is gone.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Dude, I'm sorry, finish your answer.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
I've definitely seen people just have the kind of relationship
where they could just get together, high five and walk away,
and I think that it's awesome. I don't think most
people can do it, but I think the two people
who understand each other, who are on the same like basis,
who don't want to be in relationships but like enjoy
sexual intercourse, they can do that. Most people know.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, Danel, I agree with Joelle.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I mean, I think you know, nowadays communication is such
that people are much more open to the conversation. When
I think before people would have been like, uh, maybe
straight away from the idea that like, well, once we're
having sex, we at least have to talk about it.
I think, you know, at this point, people are way
more open to the conversation of maybe we're not looking
for that kind of thing right now. In casual sex
is much more you know, socially acceptable option.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Right.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
But the longer I'm just saying this, guys, the longer
it continues, the harder it is for it the lines
not to get blurred. It's ill possible. Think, yeah, sure,
if we did it once once or twice and walked away, yeah,
and then maybe a month or two later we did
it again, yeah, sure, and then you know it was
like that. But if you're doing it the way they
were doing it, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I agree. I agree. I think the casual once in
a while hookup is not what we're talking about. We're
talking about people that are like legit only hooking up
with each other and trying to keep it just sex.
I don't think it's possible. I think someone one of
those two people is going to catch feelings. As the
kids said, let's take a break, we'll be right back

(16:48):
after these fine words.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Let's get out the timer then, and oh yes, let's
hear this.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I don't want you to try and take off the
you know, my brief summary of the discussion from your time.
Here we go and go.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
This episode's called My Sex Buddy, but I really feel
like it should be called blurred Lines. Carla loves the
way it makes her feel when her patients like her.
She warned. She's warned by Kelso that her feelings could
impair her judgment and to check them. JD and Elliott
are feeling the pressure from work, and to alleviate the pressure,
they become sex buddies. Turk warns JD that becoming sex

(17:32):
buddies with someone leads down the same path for everyone. Eventually,
the lines get blurred.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Nice blurred lines. That is true, well said. It is
about I like how you always tease out the central
the central theme. Well done, Thank you, well done. Judy
had a big role in this episode. She what would

(17:59):
you say? She she what's going on with her? She
wants to be the one that gives patients the good news,
but she's overstepping her bounds a bit.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
No, I would say that the problem that Carla runs
into at the hospital this episode is that she's she
loves being liked by all of her patients. That's her
and it's and it's kind of a mislead in the
episode too, where you think that the the flip is
that Carla loves to be liked and and and is

(18:27):
getting all the love and Elliott loves to be liked
and isn't getting any love whatsoever. But then it turns
out that she's been sabbage. Elliott's been sabotage. But uh,
Carla loves the fact that all of her patients are like,
you know, what do you think? And you know they
look to her for advice and everything like that because
she's liked by them. And Kelso warns her like, look, man,

(18:49):
that's great, but you're yearning to be loved by everyone
can get in the way of you making the right decision.
So is it right for this dude to go home? Sure? Yeah,
he could totally go home right now, but his oxygen
level is a little low and that could lead to

(19:11):
a problem later on. Are you sure that he should
go home even though you want to be liked, even
though you told him he could go home, and you
want to be liked by him, so by you know,
and that that's a problem, man, that's a problem for anyone.
If you want to be like you're gonna wind up
doing things that you don't want to, like helping somebody
move or driving them to the airport, or doing dumb

(19:33):
shit like that just because you want to be liked. Yeah,
kiss my ass, man, drive your ass to the air.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know why I feel.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't know where I'm going.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I don't know what I feel about taking I'm very I.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Told you how I feel about it.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm very against it.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I told you how I feel about it. But no,
but no, but sincerely, that's what this is about. It's
about Karla trying to you know, she loves the feeling of,
you know, everyone liking her and her being able to
give information to people and them taking it, you know
at value. That's great information. Thank you, Carla, because it's
from you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
HM. Well. At forty five seconds in, Elliott mentions that
something JD did was very unique. It was some sort
of new sexual position that she really really enjoyed, and
then we flashed to JD taking copious notes watching Animal Planet.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Right and and and and Turk enjoying it as well. Yeah,
watching with j D and enjoying.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
He says, did that monkey just bite that other monkey
on the ass? And I don't know, but she seems to.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Like it, and we're nodding looking at.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, so we can I think we can assume that
whatever sexual position Elliott was enjoying and involved some ass play, yes,
being bit ass biting. I meant asked as cheek nibbling,
Do you do you do you? What do you want to?
Don't answer that question. It's either gonna be It's either
gonna be do I like to nibble on asses? Or

(21:04):
do I like my ass nibbled on? And I'm not
going to answer either one.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
You don't want to go either way with the conversation.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
No, let's talk about being Wonder Twins. I was realizing
that you and I are looking for an entry into
this whole superhero world. Why can't we be the Wonder Twins?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Because they're lame, so lame. No, the Wonder Twins are
the lamest characters ever pushed on the youth.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Four one degree.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
One can form an animal and the other can form.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Water and ice, well and ice things.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's water?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
What what universe were they a part of? It was
the super Friends? Did you used to watch this? It
was DC.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It was the DC universe. But they were they I
don't think they were from this planet though they had
weird ears.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Joelle, can you do a little recon for us on
the orangin story of the Wonder Twins because we bring
them up a few times on Scrubs. I know that.
I want to say for my an Ice Manora.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
They're the lamest superheroes ever. Like it was like it was, Yeah,
they're only good for like putting out fires in the
on the show. On the show, that's it, dude, think
about it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Look what was that show? Meanwhile, meanwhile, the Hall of Justice?
What was that?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's really Justice? That's the that's the Justice, the Justice League.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
The original when we were yea, when we were growing up,
that's what it was called, the Justice League.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
No, it was Justice Friends or something like that.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Meanwhile, at the Whole of Justice, do you remember that? Yeah? No, no,
I do remember that. I would like to find that
cartoon and watch it again.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I need to know sol on iTunes.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, you should show that to your kids. That's what
I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Not into that ship. Look man, First of all, the
animation from all of these shows when I was growing
up aren't really that dope anymore. Like I tried to
show them G I, Joe and Transformers when I was
a kid, That shit looked dope. My son's like, why
does it look like that? It's not matching? Really Like it's.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, it's Hannah Barbara, Hannah Barbara, that's what we were
looking for. But that's DC universe. The Twins were created
by Norman Maurer the super Friends series. That's what it was,
The super Friends, super Friends Okay. They were originally called
Dick and Jane and their sidekick was Mighty Monkey. Yeah,
Mighty Monkey. Well listen, I think when I have kids,

(23:17):
and I'm sure parents listening have tried this to some
success and some not. But I feel like I would like,
if I'm gonna have to watch my kid watch a cartoon,
to pull up some of my favorites from when I
was a kid, like like Hannah Barbera or I did
pull up one. What what about Flintstones? Can you watch
Flintstones with your kids? And I didn't pull that up.
I pulled up jetsonem. I pulled up Jem. Did they

(23:38):
like Jam?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
She's truly outrageous, truly truly, truly outrageous. They watched it
and they loved it. You know what the thing about
JAM is, it's the music, man, It's the music because
it's made by the same people who create its transformers
and Gi Joe and stuff like that. So it's the
same type of animation, but it's music and some of
the and the songs in it are freaking banging, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
So I was able to get through like half of
the seasons as long as can be, But I was
able to get through half of season one one day
with the kids, and we didn't watch it. We just
kept it on and the music would play, and then
we turn and listen to the music and watch the
music video.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
So both kids like the songs. Yeah. What about Josie
and the Pussycats? Great great movie? Great movie?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
You know, nobody rocks to mic like Djore. What about
Right on Your Motorbikes with Dajore? I really like the
Jetsons kicking it in the bins with Dijore?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Is that your your cameo?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
And people around the world they wish they could be
friends with dij.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Your don't you guys die or something? No, we live?
What's the movie you're in where you're in a that
would be see that.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I'm sorry to cut you off. This is the last one.
I won't do this again.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, I can't. That would be a good movie.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
To come out. The Dajore reunion. Backstreet's going on tour,
New Additions going on on tour. All these major bands
from back in the day.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Are going on tour.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Djoor should go on tour and see if they could
rekindle the light that they had when they were popping.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Who Dale, who was in your bandor it was.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Me, Alex Martin, Seth Green and Brecken Meyer and Alan
Cumming was our manager.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Isn't there something a plane crash?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
There is, but we survived.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh you survived? What do you parachute out or something?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
No, Alan Cumming and the pilot parachute out and we crash.
And this is how Joe's We're the reasons why Josie
and the Pussycats were found.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's because of us, Djore. Okay, I did see that one.
I gotta rewatch it anyway. I was just thinking that
we could pitch to UH to DC. Hannah Barbera that
you and I are the Wonder Twins, but you don't
seem for it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
If they could figure out a way to make the
Wonder Twins dope, I would totally be down.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right? Do you want to be the person who
can make an animal or the person who can make
ice things?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
S I think the person who can make ice is
probably the one that gets to do the dope things,
you know what?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I yeah, because you can't make ice anything. I mean,
if it's good ice, right right, you can make a
fu an ice airplane form of an ice airplane.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Right, I mean, unless you know animals from other planets
and stuff like that, you can't really like, what's the
biggest animal you can make that you've seen in real life?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Like whale? But that's not really helpful.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
What are you gonna Well, I'd have to be the
lake that you swim.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Form of a lake and then yeah, and then I'd
be like shape of a big as whale. How is
to hurt anybody?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And then we just and then we just sit and swim.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's such a bullshit. Power They're like, hell, we need
so and so is invading the bank. We need you guys,
stat Okay, form of a lake, shape of a killer whale.
What the fuck are you gonna do? Dude?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Now you're making my argument. Now you're making my argument.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I know, I'm just listening. I don't know much about
this old superhero world. I'm just I happened in this
episode to stumble across two superheroes that haven't yet been
turned into a movie, and I thought it might be
our ticket in.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
That would be the word I could see the audience.
Now they're making a wonder Twins movie.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, listen. The only thing that people go to the
movie theaters when not in COVID times to see anymore,
let's be honest, is Marvel. Okay, well, Star Wars, you know,
the big epic, sweeping movies that you love to go.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I have a feeling this freaking and we're getting back
on it. Is this Snyder cut is gonna do? So Apparently,
what I've learned is that.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Just to give a little bit of intro for people
that give zero funck. So there was there was a
movie came out that was just like.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Movie starring ben at Actually I thought it was the
best one out of the out of all of the the.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Uh, look at you Weelle's face.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Out of all the out of all of the hold On,
out of all of the DC movies that came out
other than Wonder Woman, the Justice League movie is the
better one. So and I don't mean I don't mean
when I was a kid Richard Donner's Superman, and I
don't mean Batman begins, and I don't mean that stuff
I'm talking about with Ben Affleck. I think Justice League

(28:08):
is one of the better ones. Anyway, So they made
a Justice League movie and halfway through it, Snyder has
to drop.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Out and family problem, right.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Josh
Whedon took off.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
And the fans don't like Joss Whedon. Everybody loved Joss
Whedon did the first Avengers. It's okayat so then why
did they hate Joss Whedon's version.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Nobody hated Joss Whedon's version. It was just it came
out and Josh Whedon made some corrections and then the
movie came out.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Snyder apparently shot four hours of a movie and had
to back out of it, and when he backed out,
they changed the story around and made what we saw
in the theaters. So apparently there's like four hours of
footage that nobody's ever seen.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh so he's gonna cut, He's gonna do he.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Can go in there and cut in the story that
he wanted to tell with the special effects that he wanted.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
To use, and they're doing that. Apparently they are. And
are you guys all excited about this? Joelle? Is this
bringing joy to your life?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Joel's not even there.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
I'm here, sorry, guys. My internet is coming in and out.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh yeah, funny if Joelle like went and did other things,
but she put like a cardboard cutout, Yeah, that's it
looks like that's what you did, Joelle. It looks like
you're like, fires will never know. I'm gonna go do
my mom.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Oh wish. I think they said they were gonna do
something like twenty million dollars to have to redo like
editing special effects. Like how many movies could you make
that I haven't already seen. I know people are hyped
because they love Snyder and that's you know, I'm a
huge sucker punch stand. I will defend that movie. It's

(29:58):
my hill that I'll die on.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
You'll die on a soccer punch.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I love soccer punch Okay, it gives you all the archetypes.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yo, dude, it's a lot of hot girls kicking ass.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What more do you need.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
From a movie?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
These girls? Who are they.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Browning from? H?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Just great to Snider Fields. I can't I get like
the Zack Snyder love. I just don't think you know,
for as many young people or or not even necessarily young,
but like unknown people trying to make these really great movies.
As a script reader for a while, so I really
like a ton of like amazing script for like I
really want to see this movie, and they can't get
in inchwise, and it's like we can make like six

(30:45):
movies off of the budget we're doing to remake a
movie we've already seen.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I just feel like the superhero appetite is insatiable on
planet Earth. People can't get enough.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well, think about it, look at look at what we
look at. We grew up reading comic books and imagined
if what we see in this comic book, if I
could see this on film, if I could see this
in real life, I would this would be amazing. I
remember when I was a kid looking at comics and
being like they're better than the movies because the visual
that just the picture that they're showing me alone is
way better than the special effects. The special effects have

(31:20):
surpassed what we visualize in comics now, and so all
of my fantasies as a youth are now being thrown
on screen.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Buck.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, superheroes are gonna be around for a while. Man,
It's what we've been waiting for. We've been waiting for
this forever, and the closest thing to it was Star Wars.
You know what I mean. The special effects has made
it so that, Yo, we're going too far for Star
Wars now, you know what I mean. We got to
scale back now for people to enjoy Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
People on their Bengo cards, make sure you cover Donald
talks about Star Wars. I'll be covering Donald's talks. It
psych announce saying a Bingo card be one. It's like
Donald talks about Star Wars, Donald talks.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
All right, let's get back into that episode.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Then.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Wait, I want to give a recommendation for those of
you listening who go, oh fuck, I so don't care
about superheroes. I saw a movie called Moon, just Moon,
Sam Rockwell, really good film. Okay, so you write that
down if you don't want to watch a four hour
DC movie. Moon. And the other show I'm really liking,

(32:25):
although I don't know if I'm in the target audience,
is Anna Kendrick's show on HBO Max called Love Life.
It's a very interesting premise. It just takes I imagine
she's just did one season, but it takes a character
and it talks about like the ten significant relationships she
had in her life. And each episode is a different

(32:46):
one of those. So one might be a one night
stand or one might be a true love. But they're like,
really really well done. So those are my two recommendations
of the week, love Life on HBO Max and Moon
with Sam Rockwell, should we get back to the episode?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah, because I almost fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh my god, Jesus, I'm gonna do my impression of you.
And then Jack Snyder like out of breath its head
with him.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I got a problem, motherfucker. I got a spit problem. Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh I just thought it was like you start salivating
when you think about LATEX.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
No, I produce a lot of spit in my mouth
when I talk. I can't.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Maybe there's a pill for that.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I don't want it. Okay, it was funny.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
When the guy says, we're wondering about circumcision, and JD goes, well,
you're a little old.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Let's get into let's talk about that cut or uncut.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Well, I'm a member of the tribe, so I am cut.
It was a part of our right of passage. I
realized that these days there's a lot of people that
are against it, on on on, all and for. It's
a big debate.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Carla is not for it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Well, this was how many This was eighteen years ago people,
or nineteen years ago, people are are argubating it. I
imagine it's less and less popular now. I think the
penis looks nice with cut off. But I mean, I
I guess that's no reason to do it. What do
you think you're not cut?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I am not cut, and.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Your and your sons aren't cut.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
My boy is cut, all my kids are cutt except.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Now is that just obviously that was an aesthetic choice.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
It wasn't my choice. If it were up to me,
I would not cut.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
We know, we know Daniel's cut because he's a member
of the tribe. M O T.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Hello, do you have to be to be a member
of the tribe?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
No? But I mean like it's have you ever.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Met someone who was a member of the tribe and
was not cut? No, if you exist out there, we
would love to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
We'll give you, We'll give you a palette.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
If you can prove to us that to us, how
they improve. Okay, well you are a Jewish man and are.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I know I would like to not turn my key
for this contest.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
What turn your key, sir?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, I will not turn my key for this contest.
We're in search here in fake doctor's real friends, We're
in search of me Jewish uncut man. Please send pictures
of your ant eater. I guess the big debate, you know,

(35:33):
religious customs aside is is that it's just an aesthetic choice. Now.
Back in the day it was sort of a health
cleanliness thing, and then it became a tradition for the
Jewish people. But people are I guess more and more
saying why are you doing that to a newborn baby? Right?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Well, there accidents that can happen. I'm sure there are
people that have lost you know.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
My very first show I was ever in was a
pilot for CBS with Gwyneth Paltrow. It was her first
job at my first job. And their subplot of it
was a horny high school quarterback had to have his
botched circumcision fixed and he couldn't get an erection for
seven days. That was his storyline in the pilot. Holy

(36:18):
and his girlfriend was Gwyneth Paltrow, and they and because
she was the captain of the cheerleader team and he
was the captain football team.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
You played the captain of the football team.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
No, I wish do you think I was the captain
of the football team. I was just wondering, Was I
was the nerdy freshman, the brother I was? I was
I was brother to like the bad kid who was
threatening to kill himself. Got it and got it. And
so in the show the World of the high School

(36:50):
Big pep Rally and the mascot's gonna come out of
two person mascot and the captain and of the cheerleaders
and the captain football You're gonna jump out of the
mascots together. It was us in the costume, but Granith's
in the front and he's in the back, and he's
got to bury his face into Gwyneth's butt, and he

(37:11):
can't keep his shit together because his stitches are gonna
rip this.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
This show didn't go I know, this show didn't.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Know it was really good. Though, it was really good.
It was too controversial even for its day. This was
I was fourteen years old. This was so long ago
and it was so controversial. Wow, it was like, can
be really sexy. It was the same year Nino two
No came out, by the way, and where nin two
and oh is being like the glossy Beverly Hills rich

(37:41):
kid show. We were trying to be like the edgy
Jersey you know, high school show and they were way
too edgy for CBS even at the time. It was great,
good though.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I noticed my people on the Fritz made a little callback.
They had a little callback from episode before.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, my peep was on the Fritz and that comes up.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Uh and then your pratfall over the couch.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That was great, wasn't it. Fuck, dude, the man does
the man does a nice fall. You got you do a.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Great pratfall man. We got to talk about this every
time you do it, because you ever since the bricks
fell on your head and you flinched, you have gone
on to become a great pratfaller.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Thank you. That's a big comment. To me, And I
want anyone listening who enjoys my pratfalls to know that
every time my back aches at forty five, I think
of you all and hopefully I brought you some humor
over the years.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
How many injuries from pratfalls.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I'm just back issues because of hitting walls and falling
for for nine years. But you know, I do it
for the people. Donald, I'll do anything to make the
world laugh.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Also, Sarah Chalk very sexy.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Very sexy, and very seductive, very very Yeah. I mean.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I did not know.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Listen, man, h she says, bite me.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, I did not know. And maybe because I was
just focused on myself. But Sarah is and we talk
about this all the time, but Sarah's really good. Elliott
Reid is one of my favorite characters in our show now,
like I look forward to her storylines. Sarah played them
so well. She's so good on this show.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, she really did, She really did, and she's so funny.
I agree with you, Donald, I'm looking back again. There's
a lot of things when you look back at the show.
And I was so focused on me. I was so
you know, I had blinders on. I wasn't always looking
at everyone's character arcs. Now this many years later, you
go back and you watch it and you go at
the same reaction. I'm like, wow, Elliott's really funny character,
really interesting. So many differ layers we learned. She's a Republicpublican,

(39:40):
she's a closetive Republican.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, I think Republicans. A lot of Republicans are still
closet Republicans. Like, a lot of your friends are Republicans
and you don't know that, Jo.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Well, I'm sure they say that. They say that's why
all the polls were off, because people don't want to
admit that that they're voted for Trump. But that's real talk, man,
That's why the polls are inaccurate.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Face. That's one thing Facebook did and Instant Graham and
Twitter did. They exposed all of these people who had
been keeping their uh, their uh their their Republicans, their
allegiance secret. Well, it's.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Funny. Even nineteen years ago, She's like, don't tell anyone
I'm a Republican.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I say, Republicans, stand up, be proud, be loud, no
be do your thing.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Maybe find maybe find maybe find a sane human being
to be your candidate, saying a sane person, and then
and then, and then, and then be loud and proud,
but just at least have the guy be a person
who has a functioning brain. By the way, did you
hear what he said today? He mispronounced Yosemite. He was
giving a speech. Now, for those who don't know, Semite

(40:43):
is a is a term for Jewish people, uh Semitic.
Thus the anti Semitic would be anti jew so semite,
and he pronounced yosemite. He was reading a speech off
a prompter that I'm sure he had never looked at
as yo Semite, and trending on Twitter was yo Semite.
And I thought it was really funny because it's like.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yo, yo yo, my Semites come here now, So that
means he's saying, yo yo yo, my Jewish people, what's up?

Speaker 5 (41:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Twitter turned it into that it was kind of funny,
But yeah, he said yo semite instead of Yosemite. But
yo Semite is funny, you know, Dan yo Semite.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's I think that's how all Jewish people should freaking
greet each other from from here on out.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yo Semite, where all my Semites at, where my Semites
at yo can get.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Can I get in trouble for saying semite.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
No, it's not, it's not an it's not a derogatory term. Okay,
but it's just funny that I would like I would I.
I mean, I if you're a republican, Republican, everyone do
their own thing. I I personally think that the president
should be able to read.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Well, yeah, I I I want to take yeah. I
don't think. Whatever you whatever you believe, whatever you follow whatever,
that's it's all with me. As long as you don't
disrespect nobody. It just gets to the point where you know,
I just want somebody in there that's for the people,
all the people. And I know that's hard to do.
And I think we're at a point right now where
we have somebody in there that's for a certain amount

(42:13):
of people, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
You don't be a good ring notification yo, semi no
no hey. But speaking of that huge, huge amount of
love for the new ringtone that I want to remind
you is available to remind you and your friends about
how much you love the show, the hugely popular what

(42:35):
you're trying to get into, what you're trying to do.
I don't know if you saw the remixes. Donald, people
are remixing it. By the way, I'm.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Gonna be honest with you, man, I was hoping for
like a remix from like somebody who was going to
remix it.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Dope. Well I spoke to Andrew Watt. Even Andrew Watt
is right. No, Andrew Watt is a very fancy producer.
He produces, I mean everything from Ozzie to Bieber to
post Malone. So he wrote Havana naa right, da da da.
He's a huge I do like I do like that

(43:12):
post Malone all right, Well, he's huge. He's like, like
the biggest, one of the biggest producers in music right now.
And I'm friends with him, and I said, I played
it for him and he really I said, look, I
know you write a lot of fire hooks, but listen
to this a Dayishune song. Bullshit, I swear to God.
And what do you say? He said, that's fucking fire
and Bill and Bill was singing it because Bill was

(43:35):
on the same call, and Bill was singing it, and
then Bill was like, and and Andrew's like, yeah, it's hooky.
I get it. I get it. So my point is
is that I said to Andrew, that's what I want
you to do next time you have one of these
fancy people in your studio. He's he's producing Miley's new album.
He's producing Tell him dunk dunk dun. That guy he uh,

(43:58):
he's writing with me the Stone. I don't know how
the guy has the bandwidth he's doing like all these
big acts. Anyway, I said, the next fancy person that's
in your studio, would you ask them to lay down
a version of what you're trying to get into a
day issue? And he said that he would. So I'm
trying to get either Ozzie or Miley or Beebes.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
This is I don't like any of those. I don't
like any of those singing that song.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Okay, well, who do you want? Sorry, there's a chopper
and coming.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
If it were up to me to have anyone sing
that song, I would want Lionel Richie to sing it.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Well, I don't think he does. Lionel Richie Donald.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Well, if he could get Bieber and all these other
motherfuckers on the phone, he can get Lionel Richie on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I'm telling you he has all these famous people. And
you want someone outside of the box. You want hello,
but me go look.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
And fall it's not Aaron Nevill, it's Lonel Richie.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
That's if Aaron Neville sang Hello.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Well, well the only impersonation you can do is Aaron Neville.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
So I get it. He singing Hello, Now I can
do other I can do Marge Simpson here, oh Donald,
I gotta warm up. Hold on ho huh homie, Homer, Homer.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Anyway, I would like Lionel Richie to sing what you're
trying to get into. I dare shoon what you're trying
to do, either hymn or uh Nipsy Russell.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Why Nipsey Russell? These are weird because he can't think
that Andrew Watt is producing the new Nipsey Russell album.
This is not the access I have. I love that
I bragged you I know a very famous music producer,
and you're so non impressed. You want someone to find
Nipsey Russell and have him.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
You want someone soulful to sing the song. The people
that you sang, they aren't soulful. Man, Beebs ain't soulful.
Beebs sings freaking pop music, freaking who the other people
you said? Okay, post if you can get Bruno Marsh
to do it, I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Bruno Mars, post Malone.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Post Malone, ain't sol for he sings pop songs.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Okay, do a Lipa?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I like du Alipa. I like that du alipa. She
got two songs that contradict each other. The one is
talking about don't go out and the other one is
I should have stayed in.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
All right, well then I'll cancel the Andrew want.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
No no, no no.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I like do a Lipa. I like doua lipa.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
All right, don't. I'm gonna get whoever I can get. Okay,
if it ends up being I don't want you to
be disappointed. We got Azzie to sing the song.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I mean I like Azzi. I do like Azzi.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
That's that's I do like Azzi. Okay. How about when
Kelso calls someone asked face, who was because you asked me?
I love I gotta tell you. I know he said
this before, but there's nothing as face is always funny,
ask before anything is always funny. Yeah, but as face
is a funny thing to call someone. I last assheads
ass head is funny to you, fucking ass head.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Ass hat. Ass hat is funny backwards.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
When you ask backwards, I go to Kelso couldn't think
of a third one, sir, he goes that was the
third one, ass face funny, Yeah, trumpet noise every time
we say sex buddies, right, yeah, because because Jay can't
believe he hears trumpets from the heavens. He can't believe

(47:18):
theory and theory.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, sex buddies is a great idea.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Sustainable, it's it's untenable.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
You just can't do it for a long time, because
someone's gonna catch feelings, absolutely, man, especially if you're doing
it all the time.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yes, and especially if you you can't have sex regularly
and not and someone is gonna catch.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Feelings unless it's your profession.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Well, maybe prostitutes catch feelings sometimes too, with a particular
John remember pretty George, Jane or Jane remember a pretty woman.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Well, he caught feelings too.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
They both caught feelings, Donald, They both caught feelings. Not
all prostitutes.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Like I said, it's not it's impossible. It's impossible.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
I've never seen on prostitution.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
He was even paying her, But he was even paying her.
I'm gonna pay you to not catch feelings. Here's the money,
here's I'm gonna give you all this dough. I don't
want you to catch feelings.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, but she was so charming and beautiful and looked
like Julia Roberts.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
The real, the real version of that of that movie
is completely different. Finding a prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard that.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
She was actually Roberts. That looks like you come on, buddy, Okay,
you didn't tell anyone. Oh, that's the Republican thing. What
about Sarah's kissing my nipples? I thought that was I've
never seen that on TV.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
But you just wanted to bring up the fact that
Sarah kissed the nipples.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Dude, Well, I were watching this show that's twenty years
old and I and I just thought, you.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Know, there, you've never seen nipple kissing before.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I don't know on a primetime network show if I've
seen a woman kissing maybe. I don't watch shows like
Scandal that are supposed to be like heated.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I don't know women, kid, that's a good Scott.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Well, do you watch Scandal or Daniel? Do you watch Scandal?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Yeah, Angry's anatomy?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Okay, do they do they lick nipples?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Is there women kissing male nipples on those shows? Because
I found it very provocative in this one, and Sarah
is just breastfeeding. I don't know she's latching. She's latched.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Too.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
No, I don't know because I don't watch like steamy
you know, uh, you know, soft porn that women watch
like Scandal, and Tony Goldman's probably getting his abs licked.
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
I can't recall a specific nipple mouth insertion scene, but
definitely there's a lot of chest kissing.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
So would you say, is the hottest steamiest show on
at work these days?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Like it has to be not streaming, it has to
be a Shonda rhyme show. It has to be all
the beautiful people are on those shows.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's true, and Shonda likes a steamy, steamy thing, right.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Certain thing mixed dreamy, mixed steamy, all of that stuff. Anatomy.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I remember we were kids and I stumbled across like
a soap opera and there'd be like a Staytime soap
opera sex scene and it was so weird. And that's
kind of like now these are night soaps basically, right,
and this is how people get all titillated. Anatomy is
up there id by watching Sarah latch. To be honest,

(50:39):
I thought it was delightful.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I laughed very hard at my church group's doing a
rendition of Rent.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
That cracked me up.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
How do you get around? How does your church group
get around? So much stuff from that play?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah? And why and why have all shows did? Did
Nurse Roberts church group choose Rent?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Great music? Soulful music?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
No, but they could have chose something a little more churchy,
like Jesus Christ superstar joke.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
He's probably done it, They've probably been doing it for
the past ten years. They were like, we need to
switch it up. Yeah, what's the what's the new hot show?
Right now, let's do Rent.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
At fifteen minutes and four seconds, there's a there's a
janitor who's not the janitor mopping the carpet. And I
thought that was funny because, you know, Neil had mentioned
that sometimes he would have to be in the background
and they would say just mop and he'd be like,
it's carpeting. And but Neil had the power as one
of the stars of the show to push back and say, Hey,
my character wouldn't mop the carpet. I imagine someone's told

(51:41):
this background performer and just go back there and mop,
And the guy was like, okay, and if you look,
he's just he's mopping the carpet. Here's the question.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
When we walk around the carpet area, is there is
there a slashing?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
No, I'm sure there's no water on his mop. I'm
sure it's just a dry mop rubbing on carpeting.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
But I mean, oh, that would be a funny joke
that if when our characters walk through that area of this.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, it would be funny. But I also want to
be like, sir, why are you? Why are you mopping
the carpet? Carlin thrown out a window? Carlin, Judy didn't
get a lot of stunts, and Judy got a big
fantasy here.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah, they didn't throw out the window though her body
didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
No, that was funny. That's definitely not Judy. No, it's
not some stunt woman took a fucking big hit on
that window. Yeah they did. Yeah, she did, and they
should to make sure that that plexiglass was really reinforced
because she bounced back very hard.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I also laughed at hey, hey, elliot, what are you
doing just sitting in a dark crying.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
So you know, the usual laughed myself at that.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yeah, very funny.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Man.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
By the way, I don't know what color I'm wearing,
like a blood orange shirt. Did you see the shirt
I'm wearing. It's the most like i've red right like
out of nowhere. Yeah, I don't know what was happening.
Why I or JD or anyone would choose that shirt
as a means of seduction. Well, I you know, red
always goes great with seduction. Red men, red is like

(53:07):
the typically the female thing.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Like I imagine that red is that I thought red
was the seduction cover, a color cover color.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Have you ever tried to seduce Casey by wearing a
red outfit?

Speaker 5 (53:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
I have not, but I have sent her candy in
a red box. Right, But my guess is flowers that
were red.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
My guess is you don't own any red clothing?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Well, JD's wearing a fucking like fire engine red button
down shirt, which is.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
As I look around in my closet.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Yeah, you can look around tell.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
You I do not wear or I do not own
a red anything a red sweatshirt, but it's like a
faded red, so it's more of a denimish red.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I don't know if that exists. But this episode, Donald
I was not able to watch with the original song
at the end, which is called tell Her This, and
the episode is severely ruined by not having Dell Tell
Heard This. I had some some knockoff. We're not allowed
to play that song on iTunes.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Was it a slow jam or was it? It was?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
I don't know. No offense to the artist, it just
was wrong for the moment.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
It was a song. Really, I watched it on Hulu.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I will remember that song, tell Her not to Go?
Do you remember that song?

Speaker 5 (54:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Well, I'm not allowed to play it for you guys.
And I have a very special song on the show
tonight that that that sort of is gonna work because
it was written for me. So I think I'm allowed
to play that. I love that. We have a caller
we should take I'll break. Yeah, we've got to break and.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Let our caller in.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
All right, we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Oh, you know what we should talk.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
About before the what before we're waiting?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
While we're waiting, we should talk about in the beginning.
How you know when they ask about the circumcision, the
janitor comes up to j D and is like, hey, uh,
what is what's going on in there? JD's like, I
really can't talk about it. Uh patient doctor confidentiality.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
He's like, are you serious right now? He's like yeah,
He's like you could tell me.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
He's like, no, I can't.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
He's like, but you could. He's like, no, I can't.
He said, could, but won't. Whatever the joke, that's a
joke just to the end, just for JD to try
and get into his fucking locker. But there's now a
locker on it. And the janitor comes back and said,
I said I sent you an email with the uh
with the combination, but I didn't get it. He's like, well,

(55:30):
can you give it to me? He goes, sorry, janitor
locker confidence?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Very fun.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
That should had me Roland, Yeah, that should had me.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Lan Neil can make you laugh with with basically three sentences, Yeah, easily.
I felt bad for j D at the end. He
really looked sad. He really looked like he's the one
who had caught feelings.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Well, he should have listened. He should have listened to
his friend's advice.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Man, he should have. He really was starting to all
for her.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Well, he thought, and he also thought it was going
to go the other way. That's the other thing. He
thought it was going to go the other way.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
He thought he was going to be able to just
be okay with it.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Hey, Amanda, Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Amanda Bundy.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I Amanda. There's your official Donald.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Faced Amanda Bundy.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yes, how are you? Amanda? Welcome to fake Doctors. Where
are you?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Are you in your closet too?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I am in my closet.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Because I have two really big dogs and a lot
of windows, So I'm in my closet trying to keep
down the noise a little bit. And I just got
off a shift from the volunteer fire department and we
had the hurricane Kam come through, and I don't have
any WiFi, so I'm on my cellphone.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Holy caw.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Where are you in Delaware?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Tell us about being a volunteer fire person. How does that?
How did you get into that?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
So? I'm a fourth generation firefight here in Delaware, and
Delaware has a ton of volunteer firefighters. It's one of
our proudest kind of things that we do. So it's
not unusual for families to do it. And I've been
a volunteer for sixteen years firefighter and ante. But my
day job is an epidemiologist for the state of Delaware.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh my god, you are an impressive human being.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
You've got a lot of jobs.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
God, I gotta tell you. I've volunteered for my squad,
my rescue squad. I was, you know, a junior high
school kid, and they had EMTs and then paramedics would
meet us at the scene. But I got to tell you,
it was such an amazing feeling that I was doing
it and then doing it for no other reason than
the joy of helping people. And I only did that

(57:43):
for about a year. The fact that you and your family,
you personally have done it for sixteen years, I mean,
you must get so much gratification out of it.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Oh, it's definitely. It's one of I don't even know.
It's I don't know any other way to be. I
just love to help my community, and it feels really great.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Today.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I was on one truck. My fourteen year old nephew
he just joined, was on one of the other trucks.
So that's kind of cool. So we got to go
out there and do that together.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You seem like a really good human being. I wish
everyone could see your smile, because she has the nicest
smile ear to ear. Now, what happens when you when
you how do you work it with your with your
job that pays you so that you can sleep? I
mean cause I remember I was in high school, but
there were times I had to, you know, go out
in the middle of the night, and that was a
little nutty for me. But how do you do it?
How do you how do you juggle it with your

(58:32):
with your real job.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
So this state of Delaware is very understanding and very
proud of its volunteer fire service. So during work hours,
if I have a call and I can, I'm allowed
to leave and they give us credit. We don't have
to take vacation time. And then I have like a
really amazing supervisor who if I'm out late at night
or I have something, she she works with me around

(58:54):
it because she knows that this is really important to
me in the community.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Wow, Donald, I'm feeling like we got to do something
special for this this person. I mean, I mean, she's
making me feel a proud to newly know her and
be that you and I are shitty human beings who
don't do enough things for our community.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Let's give away some things.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Joel, do we have palette of GT's kombucha? Have you
ever had GT kombucha or Gt' kombucha? Amanda?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I had some in the closet with me and I
was going to show it to you, but the sound
was more important than showing off my gts.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Well listen, uh, Joel is the keeper of the secret palettes.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And since we were getting that, you are getting the
unique flavors.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yeah, you don't find Yeah, we got that good ship,
you know, like on the sneakers app, you get those
limited edition Nikes. We got those limited edition GT got that.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
We got that, we got that, We got that stuff
that nobody else has. You'll be sipping on GT's kombucha
and people will walk bround and be like, Yo, where'd
you get that flat?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yes? Yeah, your fellow firefighters will be like, where did
you get that one?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
The adais hunt fl There is no Danse shoe flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
There is no yeah, yeah there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
All right, but let's let's say it. Let's say it correctly.
Then there's no ideal shune flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
It's not dal shoon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
You say it writing a song, but then when you
say it in real life, it's like you all of
a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Lose lose it. I say, a day of shunting in
real life.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Yeah, it's like what you're trying to get into idealo shune.
And then you'll be like what your in real life?
You'll be like what you're trying to get into a
day of shoone?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
So you hit it, you hit the odd damn shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Think about it as a song. Idell shoon ideo shoon
a dale shune a dale shune, ideal shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
A number one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
We got another one, dal shoot a dal shoon the
old food, what you're trying to get into shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
It really should be what you're trying to get into
a deal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Dude, I like that too. The remake has been dropped
anomber one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Come on, we gotta focus on a man, a man.
And the good news is because you're an amazing human
being and you volunteer for your community, and you're an
e M t uh, you are getting Joel's going to
send you the mother load of g T's kombucha.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
An entire palette.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Amanda, don't share it. Don't I have such a girl
crush on Joel. You just don't even understand I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Oh connection, No fake doctor's real friends left.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Connection gonna start. You know, the ladies love new ring.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Tone left connection, no fake doctor's real friends leve connection.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Eventually, if and when iHeart really comes up with merch,
we should have there should be a mug option with
Daniel and Joel on it. I agree, Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I would love to know. I would love to make
it so Daniel can no longer go to the store
without his He'd have to cover his face, even with
when the masks and no more, you will have to
cover his face. I want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
I want to make it happen. The Daniel Joel mugs
will sell way better than ours.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
That's fine, Let you get a piece.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I would totally fucking drink my morning coffee out of
a Daniel Joel Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
I would love a Daniel and Joel mug where when
it's when it's cold, it's Daniel, and when it's hot,
it's Joel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Or or or it's us, and then you pour hot
liquid in and it turns into them. Yeah, I would
love that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
That would be amazing. That would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
All right, come on, let's focus, Amanda. Do you have
a question for us or do you just come for
your free G two's cho No, that is that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Is something like I have to tell you. I'm so excited.
I couldn't believe that I got picked because SCRABS meant
so much to me. I'm in the same age racket
as you, Donald and Zach.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
So when he came twenty five, you're twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
So it's quarter life, quarter life. Get that quarter life.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Ah, when I came, when I watched the show, I
had just come out of college, and it made me
know that even though I was kind of smart and
you know, doing my job, that there were other people
who were smart that sometimes you know, they they weren't
they didn't have all their shit together. So it made
me feel better about myself. And my question to you is,
as somebody in my forties who's been doing a lot

(01:03:29):
of stuff with COVID, I have a little bit of
imposter syndrome. So have you guys had any imposter syndrome
during your careers?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
What do you mean you have imposters? Who are you impersonating?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
So I was in charge of the case monitoring team
for COVID. So I was the person in charge and
every time they would come to me with a problem,
I would look around for another adult, you know, an adult,
yer adult than me. Right, I was like, I can't
believe that. You know, this is what I'm doing here
is I'm in charge of these twenty five people and
I'm it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yeah, you're the chief. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Have you guys ever had that happen to you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Oh, you felt like you were an imposture.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
That happens to me all the time when I start
talking about subjects that I have no idea what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
And yeah, but you still commit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I commit one hundred percent. Though I commit one hundred
percent until I get caught out there. And once I
get caught out there, I'm like, well, I don't really know.
But for the most part, you sell it really well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Though sometimes Donald will be talking it'll be like it'll
sound like legit, but then you kind of zone out
because it's like long and you're like, what is he?
And then all of a sudden you're like, oh, that
that actually made no sense at all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Yeah, you know, I could be a politician. Yeah I could.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
You could be a politician.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I could be a politician, dude, be all, I have
the skill. I have the skill to talk about shit
that I have no idea what I'm talking about, just
bullshit my way through.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I feel that way sometimes when I'm directing. Man, there's
times when I remember I was thinking Going in Style.
It was the biggest movie I made. There was a
huge crew we were shooting in this bank. There were
one hundred the extras, there were hundreds of crew people,
and everyone just kind of waiting on me to decide
what we're doing. And sometimes there's a plan and sometimes

(01:05:08):
you're totally making it up and uh yeah, so I
definitely and those and a few directing moments have been
like I wish I could look to somebody else to
tell me what to do right now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
It's hard to figure things out on the spot like that, dude,
when we were doing that video, the music video, the
Gavind Graw video, and everything was going to shit that day. Yeah,
it was really interesting to look at you having to,
you know, having everybody come to you to figure something out,
and you sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Like, dude, I have no idea how to fix this
right now? Yeah I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, that wasn't I and I understood the conundrum.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
How about that? But it actually was a blessing in
disguise ultimately, because what I figured out ended up being
better than I think the thing I was striving so
hard to create.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Do you find that right now, Amanda, that you you know,
because you can't turn to anybody, that you're making decisions
that turn out to I mean, I I hope so especially.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I just imagine she's like, no, I am fucking Delaware.
I'm saying this isn't recorded right. They have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Everything's great, No, we're doing We did really well. I
had a really great team, and I had people who
really cared about taking care of their fellow Delawareans. So
I was lucky because they made it easy for me.
Easy to lead when you have good people to lead.
So I was really excited and blessed to have a
really great team.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
That's awesome. You have another question, ye, go for another question,
another one they do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
So, since you guys are both East Coasters, but you're
not living here anymore, what do you miss the most
about out here on the East Coast?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
You know, I was lucky enough to spend last year
the latter half of the year in Jersey. I really
missed the seasons, you know what I mean? I miss
I miss spring. I miss fall. I miss winter in
la it seems like it's always summer. It's like summer,
and then it's cold, but it's not cold enough to snow,

(01:07:10):
and it's you know, it's fall, but the trees still
have leaves. So I missed I missed that very much.
That in my family, my mom, my dad, and cousins
and stuff like that. I missed that about the East Coast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I have a place still in Manhattan. I haven't been
since COVID, so I missed that. I missed the city.
I'm still like Donaldside. I missed the seasons. I love
New York. When the when the leaves start to turn
after the summer, and it's just everyone starts wearing like
their cozy fall clothes, and and I missed the theater
and and just walking around New York City and the

(01:07:45):
people watching and and just the energy and the spirit
of Manhattan. I really really love and I miss that
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
I like what you said just now when you said
that you miss how you know when fall comes people
put on their cozy clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I missed that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
But I also miss when the winter ends and summer
comes and everybody starts dressing less or love that too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
That's of course. That's what's fun about the seasons changing
is like, oh, I'm gonna finally get to wear that
hoodie I love.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Right, or I'm probably going to get to wear them
shorts up in there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
And also, you know, in New York is so interactive
and and you know, in non COVID times, you you
you you talk to people, you you bump into people,
and you know, La, you know, one of the stereotypes
that's that's true is that you just don't really have
contact with strangers nearly enough because you're just there's no
pedestrian life that it's just you get in your car

(01:08:37):
and you go to meet people that you already know.
You know, that's one of the things I really don't
like about La. But it is seventy five most days,
which I do like Donald.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
It shakes a little, it shakes a little, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Thought he shook last night again.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
But I think, but you know what, we could be,
it could be worse. We're very lucky. You know, the
whole East Coast is dealing with this damn hurricane right now,
and it's it's a big one, and it's a big
one this time. You know what I mean, and you know,
shout out to all of the people like Amanda who
out there, you know, supporting their community and keeping their
community afloat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
And I want to give a shout out to Amanda
in another way and say, if you are if you
live in a place that well, first of all, volunteer
in any way that you can. But I just want
to specifically speak to what she does because I am
someone who can attest to doing it, and it was
so rewarding. If you happen to live in the community
that has a volunteer either ambulance service or fire service,

(01:09:31):
reach out to them. There is so much camaraderie. They
will train you. If you get into it, you can
become an EMT. And I got so much out of it.
And you can hear in Amanda's voice how much joy
it brings her. It's like being on a team, but
instead of just playing a game, you're going out in
your community and trying to save lives. And right, Amanda,

(01:09:53):
you could probably speak to it by than I can.
But I just I really think there's probably some people
who might be listening who are on defense about maybe
wanting to try it, but being intimidated by it and
and this is your sign that you should be doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I think it's one of the best things that you
can do. We we start at the ambulance station where
I am, we start kids at sixteen. At the fire station,
we start kids at fourteen. And it's the best experience.
It's rewarding. I couldn't ask for a better bunch of
guys to be around, even though some of them are
my brothers. But yeah, but it's it's definitely family and

(01:10:30):
they're always there for me no matter what. And it's
it is one great, big family that you you're in
and they're there all from the time you're in until
the time you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
So it's like a club. It's like a club. But
what comes with the club is occasional insane moments of
adrenaline rush where you go where you go to the
rescue and then.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Your phone goes mm hmmm on a call and everybody
stops and stairs at you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Yeah, but that's that's that's good though. That's that's that's
the best part about the job. Those are the good
parts about the job.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Maybe maybe you could maybe you could set your emergency
you know, Amanda, we need you notification to what you're
trying to get into.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Oh damn, shoot, and I see I feel like I've ruined.
I feel like, I know, I feel like I've I've
given you a bad note.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
You know what You're like giving me a note? And
I'm in my head about the note. I don't want
to disappoint you. But here's the thing. I feel like
the saying your name has a different melody than the
song no no no no, switch melodies, mid riff.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
No no, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
The way you were saying it originally it was the
correct way. The way you the way I'm sorry, the
way you sang it originally was correct it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
It's also hard to put growl on it that way,
and you're really limiting my growl.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It's not hard to say, Ah, there you go. Now,
I felt that in my soul.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Baby, Oh, that one's nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
That's the type of ground. It brings stuff up. It
brings stuff up from the you know you're singing when
you bring stuff up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
All right, Amanda, you have a truckload of uh gts K.
You're coming your way right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Well, And by truckload we mean box.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
No, it's a pallette, it's a talent, pallet of a forklift.
A forklift's going to be a lot. It'll be a lot.
If you bring it to the to the firehouse, Amanda,
everyone's gonna take it. So you're gonna want to hide
that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
My one tip and a form of advice for you,
is that you put this in the refrigerator as soon
as possible because it is fermentedy. So as soon as
you get your palette. Uh, if you don't have room
in your fridge, take it to the firehouse.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Take it all her fellow of fire folks will steal
it all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Well, it'll be going to the right people. Then, how
about that, it'll be to people that's serving the community.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
It'll be shared well with everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
That's something. Listening to Amanda, she's already talking about sharing it.
She's such a good person, whereas Donald and I are like, now, listen,
you gotta hide that ship. If you the garage kids,
if you have a garage fridge. Do you have a
garage fridge?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
If the kids finding it's over, it's over for you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
If the kids find it, all right, Amanda, thank you
so much. Your smile, put a smile on our faces
and generally.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Giving up for Amanda partner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
She is slowly fading away with her GT's kombucha. Wow, Joelle,
good pick what nice?

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Awesome, Joel. I think you gotta start picking more people
that are amazing like that. No offense to everyone who's
called before, but they weren't exactly full time volunteers for
their local fire departments. Oh, I see she was awarded
the GT's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I think we did it, dude, we did it, We
did it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I thought I did the show with the song. And
I want to explain. So Bonnie Verre, who's a band
I really really like?

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Are they friends of yours?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Yes, this one qualifies. I'll tell you why, so you
might know him. If you didn't know Bonnie viber prefer,
you might know him. His name is justin his real name,
Banavera is his what do you call it? Nom de plume, Joelle?
His stage name, his nom de plume. And you might
know him because he's on the new Taylor Swift album.
And I'm saying those of you who don't know that

(01:14:22):
he's a famous artist, you might be introduced to him
because he sings with Taylor Swift on her new album. Anyway,
for my film Wish I was here that Donald was
in playing the most handsome Aston Martin dealer of all time.
Thank you for me. I wanted Justin to write an
original song, and I thought that was a crazy long shot,
because he's an artist I really, really, really like, and

(01:14:42):
we got in touch with him. He lives in Wisconsin
on a farm, and my music supervisor went up there.
She flew up to Wisconsin to his farm, and she
had a DVD of the film and she showed him
the film and he stood up from having seen the
film and walked into his studio and wrote this song
called Heavenly Father. So this is a song that not

(01:15:05):
a lot of people have heard because it was on
the Which I Was Here soundtrack, But it is an
original song written for me and the film Which I
Was Here by bone Avere. And here it is coming
at you. I am talking it up. Thank you for
listening to Fake Doctor's real friends. Here is Boneivere Heavenly Father.

(01:15:25):
Ever since I've heard how you when I didn't need
to go about when.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Then you know you gave scen Hev see me to Code.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Of Dead Dads.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
I don't know how you how this sin. I was
never sure how much of you I could let it in.
Won't you settle down, baby love?

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
It's been.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Heavenly Father, steppingly alive.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
You don't care other names.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Heard about it day were driving and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
It's going the other days you learn its close summon
non cowardly, a cow in.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Son around now when you count to day, well go
now only that I can't pretend.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Heavenly Father its stuctus an. The love is left in in.

(01:18:02):
I've just been up here for goddamn years.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Can't you see how filling up balls with God damn fish.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I'm freaking out. I know about it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Don't have anything in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Heavenly five.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
St in the

Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
Office, safe fit in