214: My Brother, My Keeper

On this week's episode, Turk invites his old brother to town to help convince Carla she should say yes to his proposal. In the real world, Zach and Donald discuss WAP, the best movie endings, and that time Donald sang Mary Poppins with Dick Van Dyke on the Scrubs set.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is how we do it. It's better. It's better
this her style.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's what my wife said. My wife said, she likes it.
She said, she likes it that I've cut my head
down and I don't look.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Like a famous basketball player.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Baron Something, Baron Davis Wilde.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes, you Baron Davis.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
She said, Tyson Chandler, who's a light skinned fellow. But
then it made me realize, Oh, my wife thinks Tyson
Chandler's handsome one too. Oh ship, my wife knows a
little bit about basketball. Okay, okay, I like it. Thank you.
First of all.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, so much to talk about.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I miss you, guys. It's been each other, miss you.
When's the last time we saw each other. It's been
like a week, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, we took we took, we skipped to day, so
it's been a long time. I was thinking about you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I miss you.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We have so much we haven't talked about. Are you recording? Donald?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of course I'm recording.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Also, also real quick, exactly did you did your did
your recorder at all get bumped in transit? You were
a tiny bit loud on today's episode What do You
Want It on?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's on six point five.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't think. I don't think he was loud. I
think he was drunk. Maybe I wasn't drunk. Dude, you
sound fucking the last episode.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It wasn't that bad. But it wasn't that bad. But
I'll confess something to you and our listeners. I had
had more than one acceptable but no, I listened to
it too, and it was funny. I was laughing. But
I'm like, oh my god, I need to not drink

(01:43):
lots of wine.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Do this as he SIPs wine right now.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, but we were funny as hell.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I had a lot of fun I had a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It was a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Now see, now I want to go downstairs. I know
we started already and I said I was gonna see
what you were doing. And now that you drink it,
I wish I would have got a drink.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, man, well you can run and get one if
you want. Run Tell that, run, tell that dude.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
They hooked us up.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh did you see that?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're the one that said it to me.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. The guys from the Ramp song.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
They also did. They also did the run and tell
that homeboy. They also did He's climbing in your windows.
Nat Danielle people.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's the same guys. Oh well, they took all of
me and Donald's versions of singing on the podcast, and
then they cut a video together of the Ramp song
with our versions. It's fire. Pretty cool those guys. Those
guys are talented fellas.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I mean, when when it comes to auto tune
and writings, they should write originals man ship because they're taking,
they're taking.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
They found a niche.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
They found a niche, but they're taking, they're taking gibberation
turning it into fire.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Actually write a pop song, you know what I mean? Yeah,
I mean they.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Took some meaningful words and turned it into listened.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
All these famous people are releasing big track and I'm
not walking around singing any of them. I'm walking around
singing the Ramp song.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Down the Ramp trending number one.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
We have to talk about the wop? Is that how
you say it? Wop?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You got to write? I'm glad you questions. I want
to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Let's get into the.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I I need your All three of you are are
pop pop culture knowledgeable.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
We're very we're all very much hip hop heads too,
So you're in our lane right now.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, now is the point of the song too, in
addition to being funny, because it's obviously provocative and it's
obviously funny, I found the lyrics are very funny to say, like,
fuck you to the patriarchy. We women can talk about
our sexuality just as aggressively and in your face as

(03:57):
men do. So while you're talking about your big dicks,
we're tired of hearing about it. Let's talk about my
wet ass pussy.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah now, yess.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, because then an energy since Chrina, it's it's a
little kim our foremothers laid after of just being openly,
you know, proud of our sexuality, of our sexual desires.
Like it's just all out there and in your face.
And I feel like that's just hip hop culture. And
people sometimes get weirded out when women do it. They're like,

(04:26):
I don't know what all of this, like taking charge
of your own orgasm is.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
It scares me, Ben Shapiro.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's really interesting because women in hip hop first started
off as like conscious rappers and stuff like that, and
that's all you would hear was, you know, don't you
put your hands on me or you know, shit like that.
And now it's like look, man, if deedch fuckers can
say it, If dudes can say it, why can't I
say it? And what makes my lyrics different if I

(04:54):
say that shit?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Right? But these days are there, And forgive me for
knowing so little about him, but fortunately I have you
guys these days. I know that rappers say a lot
of crazy stuff, But is it? Is it as sexualized
these days as as the female version in wop?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Absolutely yes. If you listen to Snoop Dogg's Doggy Style
on the radio, you can't even play the whole thing.
It's just like and they're not saying sniggittty niggity the
shizzled are like they have to you know what I mean?
And he's talking about you know, the first record is

(05:33):
called Doggy Style, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Right? But that's I guess that's an old album I'm
talking about. Like, these days, do rappers still talk about
sexuality as much as they seem to use?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Gucci Man's b sides are typically pretty like, oh that's foul,
but I love it, So it's there, It's out there.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't think I'm gonna I'm gonna say I don't
think it's as much nowadays. I think because of uh,
the climate, it's not as much nowadays. But I am
all for what Cardi b and Meg the Stallion are
representing with wop Man. That shit is. That's one it's
fire to you know, who doesn't like a wop.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm just curious about because the country. I mean, she's
obviously a provocate tour and she did a great sorry
they are Provocaos's tours whatever, and I think they did
a great job getting the world's attention with it, and
not just for what they were saying. I mean, obviously
they looked great and the set was shot really cool.
I thought it was cleverly done, but it got all

(06:35):
the attention they could have possibly wanted, and I just
wanted to I thought we could have a conversation about
what is it that they're triggering in people. I guess
when people like Ben Shapiro, they're triggering people who conservatives
who might say, how dare these women say this kind
of thing to young kids?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Right, It's easy to think that this message is for children,
Like it's wild to be like these women have to
all of the time be represent is for young women,
and that's just absolutely not the case. Like there are
they're grown women doing grown women shit like that's always
going to be appropriate and in their lane.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I mean, I'm not a parent, but you have parental blocks.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
And it has the sign the shit says explicit, which
means it's not for children. The fact that the fact
that anyone's thinking, yo, this is you know, you're you're
setting a bad example for kids. Kids aren't supposed to
be listening to this, So shame one those parents who
are get letting their kids listen to this.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
By the way, the lyrics are crazy. I watched the video.
The lyrics are crazy. I watched the video on YouTube,
so it was mostly censored, and then I went and
I was screenshotting the lyrics and Sam mc donald because
I was laughing so hard at how hardcore and crazy
the lyrics are when you actually see a non censored version.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
But She's like the other. Her and Meg are like
the other examples of what hip hop is. A lot
of these rappers started off as drug dealers. That's just
what it is, right, That's what it is, and they've
taken that negative and turned it into a positive. Jay
Z's a great example. Most rappers, you could go through,

(08:06):
all male rappers, and that's most likely where they started.
And here we are now and they're freaking spitting positive
messages or they're spinning this is how you get out.
Cardi B started off as a stripper Meg thee Stallion.
I don't know her background, but she shakes her ass
very well.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
She got skills. I'm just saying, if you could take,
if you could take all right, this was a part
of my life. I learned a lot from it. Not
only did I learn business from it, but I learned
that this is what all of you dudes really want.
Like she's literally all you dudes that are listening and
bopping at this shit or are looking at my ass,
I know this is what you want. And you know

(08:44):
what it's gonna do. It's gonna make me some money,
it's gonna put food on the table, it's gonna do
all of these things. It's gonna it's gonna give me
a bigger platform later on. Go for you. That's what
this is. That's what hip hop is about. That's what
rap is, that's what it's Ask.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Your question up, did you ever watch BET's the Basement
back in the day.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Of course I watched the basement.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
See, isn't this much more?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Like this is so much less provocative that I think
people are acting like the nineties and early aughts never
happened like back in the day, Like you would just
legitimately be at a strip club, like with a like
old camera. It's dark, you can hardly see anything. People
are in states of undress like this to me seems
so much more tame than.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
The Well, it's way more. It's way it's brighter, if
that's the way to say it. It's like shit, it's
like you've taken it was dingy back in the day.
Now that ships all in four K you know what
I mean right now, and that is like wow, and
look at that they got freaking look at the color

(09:43):
like it's it's it's it's it's fluorescent almost you know.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, it wasn't an nWay that had a song that
was like, it's the World's biggest dick, don't matter. Just
don't bite it.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Dude, they n w A do you remember that song?
But you know what, let's take it back.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I never really listened. I just remember that. I just
remember that only lyric It's the World's biggest dick, don't matter.
Just don't bite it.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
We could take it all the way back to Salt
and Pepper. I think Salt and Pepper are really worthy
beginning of what we're seeing right now, because before that,
I don't know if they really I don't. I can't
recall women that talked about sex the way Salt and
Pepper did. Then let's talk about sex. Baby. That one
got yo look. And this was controversial back then. You
know what I mean? You make me want to shoop

(10:27):
was controversial if you listen to the lyrics and shoot
song is phil they're talking about. You know, they're talking
about I saw a dude on the beach. His dick
looked big and made me want to shoop, made me
want you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So you're saying, shoop shoop shoop is about bucking.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, not the Whitney Houston shoop shoop shoop shooo. Not
that one I'm talking about. You make me want to
shoop shoop shoop shoo.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
B Ask ask.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Sarah the lyrics she was. Sarah knows the lyrics to them,
to that song. That song was about Sarah.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Chuck probably has no idea If there's sexual window. I
doubt Sarah went over her innocent ears.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I disagree with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I want to thank your mother for a BUTTL, that's
not a line that can easily go over there.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I want to know how does it hangs saying this
in the song dude? And there's a hit songs and
what a man? What a man? What a man? What
a mighty? Do that shit? Ain't talking about the dude
being a good dude to talk about this dude knows
how to fuck. That's what the song's about. Yeah, dog, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I didn't know Dog Dog, probably song. I didn't know.
There's probably so many songs that we were bopping our
heads to and didn't know what the innuendo was about.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I always knew what the innuendo was Every R and
B song, Yeah, every ship the fucking song. The songs
in the nineties R and B songs were blatant as hell.
I mean they were straight up in your face. I
wanna sax you. That was right to it got right
to the point your let's do it.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
You know what song? You know what song has more
sexual innuendo than any other? Donald the theme song to
fake doctors want to.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Count sender in that case from stories that show we
made about a bunch of talks and nurses.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
I said, he's a storyes nets No, so gander ra
here yander here we show is.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
So when I sing and a janitor who loves to hate,
what I'm really saying is, let's fuck im that they're
sexual innuendo in that j who knows really loves hate.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Let's fuck we gotta put that into the song. Stories
about a show we made about a bunch of doctor
nurses and janitor who loves to hate. Let's fuck that story.

(13:25):
So gathering round to here, let's fuck gather let's both
gather around to here? Arev watch show doggy style?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right? That's the explicit version now available.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Now available as a ringtone.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Lots of get let's get into this episode. It was, uh,
I don't know what do you think about this one?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I liked this episode. It had a lot of really
cool guest stars in it.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, Van Dyke and the legendary do his deal Hulley
wear colored contacts in this episode.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, those are his eyes.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I believe he has magnificent eyes.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Then very handsome man, very very very handsome.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
But I couldn't. He's one of those people their eyes
are so entrancing that you're like, are those contacts? Are
those lights?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
They're very very light. Yes, he has light eyes. He
must have. He must have when he was younger. I'm
sure he worked it when he was in high school.
Look at his eyes. Works his whole life, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Did you know D. L. Hughley at all as an
actor before you?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
He came on the show.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, you know, he had a show back in the
day on NBC called The Hugles. Do you remember this?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I remember the title. I never saw an episode of it.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I don't know if it was on NBC or ABC. Right,
So I had met him before, but you know, when
he came in to play my brother, this was like
the first time where you know, now when I see him,
I can be myself around him and act like who
I am, Whereas when I had met him before, I
was very high. I'm Donald, It's nice to meet you.

(14:59):
I enjoy your work. Where now if I see him,
it's like, what's up, man? You know what you've been
up to and we have questions and you know, and but.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
But when you guys, when he came on to do
the show, you didn't have a relationship.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, we didn't have a relationship like that, no, but
I were so excited.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Everyone was very geeked about Dick van Dyke, obviously, I
mean we grew up on Dick Van Dyke and he
was just so warm and loving and Donald played music
with him, right, Don, what was that story?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So? Uh, you know, one of the first songs I
ever learned how to play on my guitar was I
got a book from like Disney, and Disney doesn't make
the book anymore, but it's one of the best books
ever made. It's literally guitar tabs on how to play
every one of their songs in the whole catalog, and

(15:49):
somewhere along the line it got lost, and so now
when I play the song, I only play it from memory.
But it was the it was the theme show, well
not the theme song, but the my in my opinion,
the best song in Mary Poppins Jolly Holliday, and I
learned how to play it, and uh, it just so

(16:13):
happened that Dick Van Dyke was on the show and
I couldn't believe it, and I was like, dude, I
know how to play that song, and he was like really,
I was like, yeah, I know how to play it.
He was like, well, okay, and then Zach, being the
brave person that he is when he meets like I
was just gonna leave it at that. Zach was like, Dick,
he's going to bring the guitar to set and you
got to sing. And I was like, Zach, you can't

(16:33):
be telling don't. Don't fucking boss Dick Van Dyke around and.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
He's like, no, you gotta sing this.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
You were very aggressive with it, and you were like,
you know, he's gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
He's gonna do I'm all about making my best friend's
dreams come true, and that means if that means embarrassing myself,
I'm willing to do it.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Well, you did it twice now because you did it.
You did it here, and then you with my wife,
you went up into the you went up into the
group of girls that she was hanging out with at
the club, gaggle, the gaggle to point me out to her.
So once again, thank you, you are you are by far
one of the best wing men.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Well, I think a friend, I thank you. I think
a friend needs to sometimes go oh my god. You know,
it would make Donald's like life if he got to
play that song, and Dick Van Dyke sang it like,
I'm gonna go make that happen.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
If you can make one last thing happen, you and
I will be best friends forever.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I know what it is, and I'm already working on it.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I appreciate you very much. It's Star Wars, guys. It's right,
it's Star Wars anyway.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
God don't don't give him the BNGO chips so early
in the show anyway.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
So Dick Van Dyke, I go to set. I go.
First of all, we were at lunch when this happened.
So I go to my dressing room and now I'm practicing.
So I played a shit like I said to myself,
I could play it ten times straight without sucking up.
We're good. No no, no, no, no no, And I do
it and I go up there and I'm like in
my head, I'm like, I'm thinking maybe i'll sing on

(17:55):
verse and then he'll sing a verse. Whatever however it goes,
and he goes, you're ready, kid, and I'm like, yeah ready.
And nobody knew what we were gonna what was about
to happen, but we hadn't started shooting yet, and we
were at video village and so I start boom THEMMP,
don't boom, bun boom, don't ount, don't boom, don't out,

(18:16):
and he just jumps right in. Ain't it a glorious
day rise the morning in May? I feel? And now
at this point everybody notices, oh shit, Dick Van Dyke
singing jolly Holiday. All the attention goes from uh, getting
the shot ready for this for the scene to me

(18:37):
and now sound is like yo yo yo, turn turn up,
turn up, turn up. And now I got a boom
mic over me and Dick Van Dyke, and we're at
the point where we're at like you know, uh, he's
he's at I feel like I could fly, don't boom boom?
Have you ever seen? And to me it sounded like

(18:59):
he was singing it with the accent, but I'm sure
he was like have you ever seen sing? Right? And
so we finished the song and everything like that, and uh,
you know, there's a.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Big on video everywhere. I remember everyone flipped out. It
was so special. But I don't know if anyone ever
captured on video.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't think it was captured on it might have
been no, no, no, I think the steady camp. Whoever
was working the camera zoomed in and.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Sound oh everyone sort of flipped the cameras around.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, we and we kind of you know what I mean,
but it's nowhere to be found. I think Joe would
have it if he I think, wasn't he the sound
guy at the time.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Joe is our sound mixer.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, so he might have it.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
But anyway, it was a really special moment because Donald
was just like, you know, he loves the song. Anytime
Donald picks up a guitar, he plays this song, it's.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
My it's my go to.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
And there was Dick Van Dyke singing along with him.
I love how he was like, you're ready, kid, let's
do it.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Let's go Boom doom doom do and he and he
put on a show too, like he looked around at
everybody while he was singing it. It was like, yeah,
you know, when the attention, when the lights are on,
Dick Van diagnos how to freaking he turns up baby.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah. We had aspired to get him on, but I
don't think we ever reached his people, did be Joelle.
We couldn't get an answer, sorry, fan, But also, I mean,
I have no idea what sort of what he's like
these days. He must be quite an older fella, so
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well, he's playing an older fella in this episode, so
twenty years ago. Yeah, twenty years ago, So I imagine that.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
He mean, I don't know how old he is. How
old is he? Joel?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
You know he's got to be in his eighties. He's
got to be old. I think older than eighties.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, I would say he's ninety. Really, let's see if
I'm right.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Drum roll please, ninety four ninety four.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Wow, he's up there with my grandfather. My grandfather is
around that age too.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, and your grandfather's still alive.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It would be weird if you're like, my grandfather's ninety four,
is he life? No, he's dead.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
He's just he's ninety ninety four.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
People really stopped counting keeping track of ages when when
people die? Some people just realize that. I just t people,
I have a good question, tribuat question before you end
the episode. And I've been thinking about this for all
of you. Are you ready and you the audience will
play along, the First thing I'm gonna say is, guess
my question when I give the qualifier that is this

(21:17):
other than Empire Strikes Back and Godfather to Comma.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
What's the best sequels? What are the best sequels ever made?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
A sequel that's better, better than the original Aliens?

Speaker 4 (21:35):
I disagree wellheartedly.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
But you think Alien is better than Alien?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yes, it's about a mother, Okay.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
You think this wonderful film about a monster as a
mother and how we view ourselves as like women in
motherhood and turned into an action film, which is fine.
It's a good movie, but it does not hold up
to Alien. I fight my father on this too. It's fine,
it's fair.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
We have problem because you said the end of Toy
Story three is the best ending of all movies ever.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Let's go yes, this is where this is.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, this is where Joel and I defer. Okay, best
ending to a movie so far in my lifetime. M
I gotta think I had to think about it. I
really had to think about it. But I really truly
believe Endgame has one of the best endings ever to

(22:28):
a movie ever.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
In you're going on a digression from my digression.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Can you no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
We're not trying to go down in an Endgame run
hole right now.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
But this is the conversation that Joel and I need
to have before we move forward. I say, Endgame has
a pretty good ending, and I think that's why because
the movie is all right until the end when all
of that shit goes down.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't even think Toy Story three, well, no, I
take that back. I think Toy Story three is the
best of all the toy stories. Actually, if I really
think about it.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Here's another one on the list found that I agree with.
I think, do you want to hear another one? One
on the list because I googled what people had thought, please,
and one that I I might agree with. This might
be controversial, but Terminator two mm T.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Two is definitely better.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
You think it's better one? Yeah, that's tough. Now, that's
a tough one for me because one is so one
was so scary for me, and two just became like
you said, it was just an action, was like a.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Toy Story two. Toy Story two.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
That was gonna be my answer. Toy Story two, I
think it's better than story one, but.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Three is better than two.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay, I've never seen which is an incredible series. I've
never seen a Blade movie but they're saying Blade two
on this list.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Okay, well, you know, until Marvel came out with all
with Iron Man and stuff like that, Wesley Snipes had
the best superhero movie or a comic book superhero movie
period until.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Better than Superman.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Four where he goes flies around the earth in turns
of backwards.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Right, that's one. That's that's one. That's one.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Okay, the Gremlins two is on here.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
There's no way Gremlin's two was better than Gremlins one.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I don't agree with that either. Donald, You'll feel passionately
about this. This list is saying Indiana Jones and the Temple.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Of Doom was better than Raiders.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'm just saying, this is a list that's interrupt.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I don't think so it got it got crazy after that,
and then they reeled it back in when they got
Sean Connery. Uh in part three. I remember when I
was two.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's saying Superman two.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I like Superman two better than one. Not your enough
to comment, you don't know enough about it.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Okay, I've not watched all the Superman movies.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
There are there are there are, but there are several
different versions of Superman one and two. There's the long versions,
there're the short versions.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I got one other trivia for you that's really good. Ready, okay,
and then we'll and then we'll move on. This is
all I was thinking about while I was separated from
you guys, Like fun trivia questions for for people that
love movies. What's a what's the worst sequel following the
greatest film? That is the disparity between their goodness and
badness is the biggest one that came to mind. I

(25:09):
haven't even seen it, to be honest, but it's always
notoriously mocked. Would be Jaws two. Ah w interesting? You
guys got any ideas? Yeah, film was so ethically good,
and they made a sequel that was so horribly shite.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
So not quite to those specifics, but the Fantastic Beast
sequel was so bad I had to walk out, and
I was like, this has completely derailed one of my
most beloved franchises of all time.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I'm devastated. Uh, I never walk out of a movie.
I left.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I got an answer. I might get torn up by
a Disney people for it. I think Frozen two is
markedly worse than Frozen.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh yes, yeah, I hope that goes.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I mean some people would say it goes without saying.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Some people would be like.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I will see you in your Mention's Friend.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
So it was like there were so many bad tropes
in there, and there was some really really you know,
kind of shady suggestions.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Well the music wasn't It's just like whoa. The music
was was definitely not as good as it.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Was close You let it Go. And Frozen two there.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Was no Well, my favorite song in Frozen one was
olof song Bees Will Buzz, Kids will blow Down, They're
lion fuzz and I'll be doing whatever Snow does in
summer and in the sequel there was nothing that could
compare to that in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Right, well, that's today's Game of Trivia, presented by Fake
Doctor's Real Friends.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I still feel like Toy Story three isn't the best ending.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
I think let's let's bench this conversation.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I think Turn of the Jedi has a better ending.
I think Buttern of the Jedi was a better ending, But.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Then they have a better overarching arc throughout all three movies,
which would make its conclusion better. The end of the
third movie is the exactly ending as the first movie.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
It's a loop and.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
So you don't get that same as the next trajectory
of the three parts of Toy Story.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
But well, yeah, because you know Andy has to give.
Andy has to lose those toys eventually. Exactly. I agree
one hundred percent. And you know what, you know what, Joelle.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
We're gonna space to have these.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I cried, I'm not gonna lie though. I cried like
a baby at the end of Toy Story three when
he's on the freaking outside in the grass with the
girl playing with the toys, and then she's finally like
she goes to grab Woody and he's like, oh no,
this is this is nope, and then he realizes I
can't keep this forever. I need to keep im about

(27:41):
to tear up right now.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
His mom at room I was undone.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I was like, you watch Toy Story four.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It's not the best. It's not as good as all.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I really thought it was boring as well. It was sweet,
all right.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right, so get the time a ready, here we go,
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, hold on to get right time? Are ready?
Warming it up? Warming it up? Okay, and here we go.
Donald will now summarize the episode in thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I don't know about summarize, Here we Go and Go.
Dick Van Dyke and d. L. Hughley guest star in
this episode. Both characters are there to be a form
of stability for Turkey and JD, while Elliott is left
fending for herself against Cox and Jordan. Carla has a
decision to make, and she fears what she decides could
haunt her for the rest of her life, but doctor
Kelso has the most important task to deal with. Sometimes

(28:39):
the right thing to do hurts us, but if it's right,
shouldn't it be worth the sacrifice?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Fire Wow, fucking twenty eight seconds, powerfully worded. It is
about something I'm sure comes up for real in hospitals.
I'm sure this probably came from real JD idea that
some doctors eat if they're not keeping up with the
latest medicine, have to retire because the ship gets antiquated

(29:08):
real quick.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah. Uh. And it doesn't necessarily have to be age
or anything like that. It really has to be. It
really is do you have the stamina to continue? You
know what I mean? If you have the stamina to learn?
And because once you once you're out of med school,
that doesn't mean learning is over for you. You still have
to learn what's new, and you know, new procedures and

(29:31):
and and that's what all these seminars and new uh
new uh medicine, that's what all of these seminars are for.
And also have the stamina to do that.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Then he also even says, like five years out of
med school, half of what you learned is obsolete. Somebody right, right,
So Ken was really good in this episode. It was
it was sort of the most human uh uh you know.
Ken when he was on the podcast was talking about
how he felt he was so cartoonish in season one,
and he was, and Bill had sort of told him like, look,
we're gonna to help you build a character that is

(30:02):
more than just the devil eyed bad guy. And I
thought this episode he had some funny lot of funny jokes,
but also particularly the scene at the end where he
has where he confronts Dick Van Dyke's character, I thought
that it was I was I was taken it back
by going, oh, this is this is a real moment
for Ken. He's really showing compassion, you know, and and

(30:26):
they're letting Ken act beyond being the spooky, scary bad guy.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well that was one of my notes, Ken really does
shine in this episode. And it's not just it wasn't
just the end of the episode that that he really
that he really comes through. It's also when you come
into the office. When j D comes into the office
and rats on Dick Van Dyke's character and Ken is there.
You know, someone like me would be like, really is

(30:56):
this is this? So did you actually do this in
front of the person, Like that's where I have like
no couth, I guess uh, I might call the person
out in front of the person that was ratting on him,
But he waits. He waits until it's clear it's it's
you know, and then he makes his move to talk

(31:17):
to his friend because he knows one, this is gonna
hurt my friend. Two I don't want to embarrass him.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, and he definitely he definitely makes a conscious choice
that I'm not going to do this in front of
the young kid out of respect to him. But I
thought it was cool that he was like, hey, when
he confronts him in the ICU, he says, hey, we're
not doing that technique like you're doing it. You know,
our policy here is now we do it this way,
And he's like, oh, okay, and he's like, there's a

(31:43):
guy in bed too who needs one. I want to
see you do it. And it was like, oh yeah,
and uh clearly he clearly hadn't learned the new way
of doing the procedure.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
You know. Yeah, it was very, very very I thought
I thought Ken was amazing in this episode.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah. He Actually the first laugh I wrote down was
when at one O four but Ken walks in and
he's talking to me. He goes, don't think I have
anything against ugly people? And I go, why would I
think that? And he looks at me and he goes, uh,
no reason. I'm called ugly. By the way, for JD Slash,
Zach Braff was called ugly several times in the SUP.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
And here's the kicker. And I you see have you
seen a picture of Brad Pitt's brother.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, he looks like me.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, you guys look almost identical.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Dude, he hasn't looked like Brad.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, he does look like no sense, No, yeah, I've
seen he looks just like Brad.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I've seen a meme that's like Brad Pitt mixed with
me makes his brother or something like that.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
How is that not a handsome thing?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I know, I just I feel like I have one
of those faces people think I look like so many people.
I'm gonna say, he's been a part of my ever
since I got in, you know, became known. It's been
a thing. Like there was I don't know if it's
still up. There was like a blog Tumblr page that
was like men who look like Zach Braff dot com. Yeah,
because here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Here's the thing. Dax Shepherd looks more like you than
you look like him. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I thought you're gonna say, Dak Shepherd looks more like
me than I looked like me.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, no, no, Dax Shepherd looks more like you than
you look like him. So like if you were to
take his face and put it on you, you would see
Zach Bratt, But if you took your Dax, she wouldn't
be like, Oh, that's that's you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Dax has become the most extreme and I actually see
the dakx thing. Obviously we look like we could be brothers.
But other than Dax, there's been so many people in
my life. I told you the story about Anne Hathaway's
old boyfriend, and and uh, obviously Ray Romano and and
uh and now Brad Pitt's brother and what are you
laughing about?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Joel say, it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yes, it is. Apply look like Leon Trotsky, which is
hilarious to me. Somebody you don't you guys, You guys
are both on the You guys are both on the webaite.
I know Tribolta was one of them.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Yeah, Travolta from the seventies is on here. I what,
Oh my god, this is so funny.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
People listening at home. You guys can play along at
home by going to men who look like Zach Brath
dot com. Then we'll probably shut them. Shut the tumblr
page down if you walk at the same time.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
It's a blog spot page.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
It'sft dot blogspot dot com. And there's a letter from
the editor which says, the editorial board of this website
doesn't always agree on who's braffy and.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Who's how big is the editorial board of that website.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
They must have annual meetings to discuss if someone's brafian.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Oh my god, dude, you're a business man.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You're a business man. Well all right, he does a
big arrival at one o six.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Amazing, it's one of the best. Uh in Scrubs history.
In my opinion, it's just so many. Uh you know,
we all we all have that moment where we walk
through that hallway. I think his is up there with ours, you.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Know what I mean, like, yeah, no one beats our pimplok,
but he's up there.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, it's up there though, you know what I mean,
especially everybody.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Loves but Ted's ban and oh that was great. That
was great. He sings with Ted's band briefly, and then
the janitor, who we've never seen really love anyone, just
says thank you for being you, and then he gives
him a big hug. Yeah, and then they hug yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
And then you get invited into the brain Trust because
Van Dyke's character bouchers for you what is his name, Towzy? Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yes, so the brain Trust. I don't think it's called
the brain Trust but yet. But this is the first
appearance of the brain Trust in an episode of Scrubs. Now,
that was Bobby our dolly grip.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, the late Robert Foster, his father.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, yeah, so Bobby Foster was a dollar group for
the length. And for those of you know, the dolly
is the thing that cameras on when it's gliding around
or moving up and down, and sometimes it's just rolling
on the floor. Sometimes it's on tracks. It has a
silent hydraulic lift in it so that the camera can
kind of move up and down without making any noise.

(36:14):
And it's a very very skilled position on the set
because you have to be able to hit lots of marks.
You have to be able to be moving it left
and right while it's going up and down at the
same time. It's a really important position and for the
length of the show he was our a camera dolly
grip and this was his cameo as a brain Trust member.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
As a brain Trust member and his dad, late Great
Robert Froster.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, they go, so he summoned some of his dad's skills.
Now we're jumping ahead, but there's a really funny moment
in twelve twenty four when Neil was just riffing. It
was really funny and you can see crazy eyes Margo,
who I think he came up with that Neil, And
then he said, Troy's gonna stop spitting in your food.
That's the favor that Troy's going to do for me.

(37:01):
And then if you look at the end, you guys,
if we go back and link the episode. Kneel it
like thirteen ten, starts just laughing because he's praying. I
think he made all this up, the prayer and the
praying and everything. He's like, Lord, please help Margo to find.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Your way home away tonight.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
And it looks like he looks like he tries to
play it off, like he's like getting like gonna cry. Yeah,
but he's fucking about to laugh. And that was rare
for Neil that he would ever break character.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
That was very funny. I laughed very hard at that.
I always thought that this was the first episode where
you said chocolate bear and it wasn't. I was proven
wrong obviously. Yeah, but this is the second time you said.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
It only second. I'm wondering if I just came in
in the first episode, the last episode and did it
and we all thought it was so funny that we're
just like, oh, that's gonna be a thing.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Now, let's do it again, right, A lot of.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Todd power walking through the hospital. He loves it. Now.
That's had me.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You didn't laugh at that.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I did. I just didn't understand how So I've paid Todd,
or I've offered Todd money to go do the I
bet you that if you such and such and such,
and you know, if Karl doesn't say yes, then I'll
power walk naked through this hospital singing Janice Joplin. She
obviously hasn't said yes yet. And then so I offer
Todd money to do it. He doesn't want the money,
He just loves doing it.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
His line is, no, I don't need the money that
was for me.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I'm going back out there, and.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
He goes, I'm going back. Hey, I'm going back out.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Now. You later say that you recognize me, not from
Todd having a ripped body that's nothing like JD's. No,
I just know what you're noticing. My puffin stuff is
what you call it?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
And then I say, wait, what did I say to that?
I wrote it down? Oh you go A three twenty four?
You go, I can pick your puffin stuff out of
a lineup, and I go, it's it changed since you
saw it? Got it, got a haircut, which means that
I've done some manscaping. But I just don't understand why

(39:10):
you do you manscape? Do you do you maintain your
your situation?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You know, nobody likes it. I mean maybe some people
do I could be wrong. Hold on, I don't want
to step over the line and say that you know what.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
We should want. You know, we just go to break.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Let's just go to break.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
When we come back, we're going to talking about manscaping.
All right, let's get back to manscaping. Donald, do you manscape?
I think personally it's important to cut the hedges back
every now and then. If you know what I'm.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Saying, yeah, you know, it makes things look grander.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, that's true. That's true. It also makes your house
look larger if you cut down your hedge.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You know what I mean, your power source. Yeah, the
power source. Uh. I will say this, Yes, I do.
At one point I didn't because uh I didn't know. Yeah,
and you told you Casey, No, I was out with
you and Jessica Mercado, remember Jessica Mercardo.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
To go to your friend, Yeah, your friend from from
the old.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah. I've known her since I was three years old.
And we were at Joseph's one night and somehow nanscape. Yeah,
and somehow manscaping came up and I was and I
said no, and I showed you guys my uh Harry bush.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
You took out your bush at the nightclub.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Well, I just pulled my pants down a little bit,
and you guys were all like and I remember being
like ill. I was like, let me see yours, and
none of you guys would show me yours.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Well, I'm not the person that's going to do that
at a nightclub. But I had been drinking.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, Well I had been drinking. We all had been drinking,
so at this point, inhibitions were out the window.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
So well, I think it's important for men out there
to be open to to bringing it back, to bring
it in the hedges a little bit.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Shave that woman or bunk man is for real. When
you got hair down there, that bunk is for real.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Man. Listen, you're woman or man, whoever you're, whoever you're with.
They might not have the courage to tell you, but
you know, ladies, gentlemen. Is another edition of the more
you know, dan prepare, the more you know music. If
your bush is too big, trim it back.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
There are some people that that don't mind big bush.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm not talking about women, Okay, I wouldn't have the
audacity to talk about that. I'm saying I think there
are some men out there that that just let it
all go crazy, and I think that they need us
to tell them to rein it in.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
But how do you rein it in? Do you take
scissors to it?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I take one of those, you know, the clippers. Would
it have the spacer thing on it so you can
choose how long you want your.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Your Here's another question. Is it just a of the
junk or do you get balls? And I do balls?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Shaft and get in between that?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Do you get in between? Do you get the tank area?
Do you shave?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah? I do taint. I do taint sometimes, Joel is,
I'm sorry, I'm trying to get a public service announcement.
Two men out there?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Do you do one?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah? I do the whole area. I do with the
whole region because.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
No one would be you know, it would be great
is if I wasn't scared to wax, that would be amazing.
But like like most people, I can't shave with a
straight razor because I get I have sensitive skin and
I get razor bumps and I'm afraid that that would
happen down there. And that's the last place where I
want to ingrown hair is like in my butthole. You

(42:44):
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You know you can go have your anus and inside
your cheeks waxed if you want, especially since we live
near West Hollywood, where I'm sure there's a place on
every corner.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, but I'm just saying that would be Man, why
are you.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Pluting your head? You do that? I'm saying, that's a
good idea.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Okay, do you wax your asshole?

Speaker 5 (42:59):
That?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Dan? Dan, Dan Dan play the More you know music again,
Dan wax's asshole.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay, So if we're talking about waxing, let's get into bleaching.
Would you bleach your asshole?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Why would I bleach my asshole? That's like, that's for
people that want a certain coloring to their asshole. Mine's
mine's fine. I'll take whatever God gave me on that.
I'm just saying that, Like, you know, when you get
to be a hairy person, you know you gotta you
can't let your your lawn take over the neighbor's yard.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
And the more you know right there, that's the more
you know right there, Dan, that was the more you
know of break right there? Anyway, And also, Dan, waxhole.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
We should try it though, Donald, you think when when
COVID's over, do you want to go get our Buttholes
waxed with me.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Absolutely, we'll do it, and we'll do it online.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
We'll do it on a we'll record it, we'll record
the audience, the scream that come from out That would
be great content. By the way, if when the world reopens,
if you and I do go out and go out
on the street for some of this, like on today's episode. Yeah,
we're gonna talk about the show, but we also have
a pre taped segment where Donald and I went and
had our anuses.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Wax, I love it, damn COVID ruining all that, all
the fun.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I'll be there. Daniel will take us to his guy.
All right, how about it? When Kelso goes to me
at five something, he goes, uh, he goes, I go,
come on, sir, tell me a story from the oldiges.
He goes, well back in sixty eight, I don't like you.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, yeah moment. Yeah, I laughed at that. I have
that real fun so yeah, fuck once again, Sarah Chuck
very funny in this episode. Yeah, has some great moments
with that's a good that's a that's another good question
for everyone out there. You know, I personally wanted to
know that sex of my baby when they were before

(45:02):
they were born, just so we could give them all
ninety two of them, just so we could get the
nursery right and the clothes right, so that we wouldn't
have to take things back, and the colors were all
you know. Uh. But there are a lot of people
out there that don't that they'd want to be surprised.

(45:23):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
That do you want to be surprised? I think it
would be crazy to not know. I think when someone knows,
I want to know. I understand. I understand some people
say that like, wells.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
With you, here we go.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
That finish your thought.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Well, I just think that if the doctor's sitting there
of three feet away from me and she or he
or she knows, I would want to know. I don't,
but I understand the people saying, look, there's not that
many life changing surprises that will blow your mind like
this one, go and enjoy it. I don't know. I
feel like I just want to know.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
No.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
I first of all, like the gender to be is
like the last thing is the baby here is good?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Like let's go whatever is most important obviously.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah, but but beyond that, like I just think.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Yeah, just what an amazing surprise, like, oh my god,
it's a baby. I just think it would just be crazy,
Like I don't know how, I don't know. I don't
think i'd want to know. I both me and my
brother were a surprise for my parents, and I think,
should I choose to have children, that is definitely the
path I would go because it's just got to be
such a fun day.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
What about you, Dan, h Do I want to know
the gender of the child before it's born. Yeah, I
don't know if I have an opinion on that, to
be honest.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
With you, because there's so many like, there's so many like, uh,
you know, we have all of these ginger reveal parties
and stuff like that where the parents learn.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I don't want to do that. I mean, I'll say this,
you can miss me with that, but.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I can certainly, Yeah, I could.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Certainly. I'd be open to the conversation. I would definitely
want to talk to my partner about it, and I
would probably let her lead the way.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Okay, Well that's a question.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
The gender reveal party thing, because I've never been to
one and it all sounds horrible to me.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I think that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of
my parents don't know. Yeah, it's the dumbest thing ever.
It's like everybody else pretty much knows what it's gonna be.
The baker who baked the cake, or the person who
put the colors in the balloon that you're about to pop,
you know what I mean, knows before you know, and
that kind of feels a little weird, you know what
I mean. If the doctor knows and then asks you

(47:23):
do you want to know and you choose to find out,
I think that's where it should be, and then it's
up to you to you know what I mean. But
if if the dude that made a cake that you
never met before, you know what I mean, It.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Wasn't like one of the biggest milabu fires ever started
by a gender reveal party.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, yeah, and it's dangerous there and that's where we go.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
That's where they really lost me. No, I don't, I don't.
I don't want to do that. Christa very pregnant with will.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
So this was this, This wasn't a prosthetic. This was actual.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, oftentimes when you seeing pregnant people in movies, obviously
they've got a fake belly on. But Christa here you're
seeing an actual pregnant Christa Miller belly.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I have a question, Yes, Uh, did you watch on Hulu?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I watched on iTunes.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I watched on Hulu, and Hulu has commercials. GT's Kombucha
has a commercial running with Scrubs.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Smart.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, so not only is GT's sponsoring fake doctors and
real friends. Yeah, it's also being played during episodes of Scrub.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
That's smart, that's smart.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's very smart.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
GT I smart. I saw a lot of people on
my social media were We're saying, like, Okay, I'm finally
gonna try this because Zach and Donald talking about a
NonStop and there and they were loving it. They were
asking me what my favorite flavors were, and they were,
you know, chatting about it.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Well, it's it really Did you get your did you
get your palated?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I got my I got my latest shipment. I feel
bad when we talk about our shipments in front of
Joel and Daniel, though.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
They can get we.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Got video games now.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Did you get video games? Who said, Joel, wait, you
know who hit u up? I haven't responded back up?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Do you do you think that's safe for me to
say it was this person from Zone.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Maybe not their name, but the company is.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Probably Okay, an incredibly kind of person from Ubisoft hit both.
They said, they said, do you guys need any codes
or anything?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And I was like, yeah, I've already bought and hit
the well. Ubisoft sent me some games too. I'm gonna
do you want to know what games I got? Real? Yes, okay,
I do.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
I don't because they ain't sending me ship.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
If you got far Crass six, I'm gonna pissed.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you. I'm gonna hug you
up Donald later with I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Be honest with you. You know what I really want because
it's coming out soon, that Star Wars game where you're
a timer and it's and and you can play it
with ortable uh with the headset.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Donald, We really got to talk about that later because
I have an Oculus Quest sitting right here and I
could not recommend a single device more. You were talking
about you want some sort of physical exercise video game thing.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah, that's it right there. Can you feel the blaster?
Can you feel the blasters hit the lightsaber when you block?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
My friend? Oh god, I'm just saying you can see.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
The blaster hit. It is the blaster bolt hit the lightsaber.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
You feel, you have that, you have that vibration, reactive
feeling in your hand. It is exactly the experience you're
hoping for. And it's wireless.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
And it's wireless. Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I got Watchdogs too, great game. I got a far
Cry five. That's far Crest six. I was about to
be like, how did you get it? Early? This is
this is a good game.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Great, a lot of fun game, very cool, very coolt.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Just Dance twenty twenty Classic. I'm not gonna do those legs.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yeah, you will do it, trust me, you'll love it.
It's got all your hit songs on it too.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Oh it actually my Yeah, that's true. Ghost recon Breakpoint Classic. Okay,
cool man, The Family Fun Pack Conquest. Oh this is
just like Monopoly, Risk Battleship.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Oh cool family Now that's great.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, that's fun. All right. Well, thank hey, shout out
Ubi Soft you guys.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
To all of the other people on this podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah, we like it. We like it. If we mentioned
your thing and you're gonna be nice and send to something,
you know, bring some to the party for Daniel and
Joel for the love of yahweh you know what I
mean this ahead?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
What did you get?

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
We also got something from Activision which I have to
share with you.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Give you and Dan.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
They're offering us like Spiro, Call of Duty, Crash Bandicote,
which I'm definitely taking them up on. Crash Bandicoo. It's
my favorite childhood game. Uh so yeah, shout out to
the video game people. If you guys want to say the.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Worst, you never know, you never know what.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
You know what? You know what? I mentioned a golf
simulator in one of the podcasts. Nobody reached out to
me from the golf simulator industry?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Is that why you mentioned your golf simulator hoping someone
would send you one.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
No, I mentioned it because I truly want a golf simulator.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Well guess what you're getting for hanakkah.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Oh Hankakah's coming up, Zach, don't you freaking start this.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I will get you one.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Don't you start to make me believe you And.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
You're gonna treat it like the breaking scooter I brought you,
Sasha Gray, Remember how you treated the scooter.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I treated it like the Wait, there was a joke.
I'm not going to go there. Anyway, let's get back
to the episode.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Le's get back to the show. I wanted to say
the next thing. I laughed, Oh, I want to explain
that a great cowboy switch. We've mentioned this a few
times to you guys on the show, when the stuntman
does something and then without cutting, the real actor pops
up out of frame as though they did it. So
when JD takes the ladder away and walks in and
then and it looks like the janitor falls to the
ground and then Neil pops up. So that was a

(53:10):
stuntman who did a big fall from the roof, and
then Neil was lying in wait or I guess he
probably had to crawl in because I walked through. But
I thought that was funny, very funny. He's like, why
do you keep doing this to me? But also knowing
that JD there's a ladder that's probably the janitors. Why
the hell is JD moving the ladder? Just leave the ladder, dude,

(53:31):
you're asking for trouble.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I think everybody in the in the who was watching
the show when he moved the ladder new Okay, JD's
gonna be get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
For this one right now exactly. It's like watching Wiley
Coyote receive the package from Acme. You know it's gonna
get And.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
If it were in a black movie theater, he the
audience would be like, don't you open that package?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I laughed when I go, sir, can I call you
Townsy and he goes no, Dick Vantig goes no, and
then the voice of I go, I was having a
great time working with Townsy. I beard Fasse is the
fucking patient? Makes no sense?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
The didn't pay attention to that.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Oh dude, And I thought I noticed it, and then
I'm on scrubs Wiki they mentioned it. So beard Fasse
the famous background doctor. I guess someone didn't show up
today to be a sick patient in bed and beard
Fasse got the job.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
He's the one that I cut open his carotid artery
and the blood spurs that's Fasse. That's beard Fasse's blood. Oh.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I love that we call him beard Fasse. When it's
a beard face.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
He says, it's beard Fasse. Damn it.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
No, but we called him beard face.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah, doctor beard face, doctor beard face. Now do you
think in the world of Scrubs show that doctor Beard
Face just got sick or is it just meant to
be like a different guy.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Let's just say he got sick. That's good. That's a
good question to ask Bill Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
But Bill doesn't want to be asked those anymore, right.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
He says, Well, but he's not calling in enough.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I don't know how we're gonna you know, everything Bill
said was so nice on paper, but I don't know
how it's going to get.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Executed coordinated with him. I have to reach out in advance,
let him know what shows we're recording. He has to
come up with the question so.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
We can launch it to you. I'm gonna try, damn it.
I'm good. We're gonna make it work.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Well.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
The good news is, Joelle, the good news is with Bill,
he really likes you, and I think if you use
your charms on him and or make sure you're seeing
his assistant, you might be able to get it done.
But it's gonna be You're gonna have to put a
little effort into it because I don't. He's definitely not
gonna go ooh, I'm gonna go take care of that.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
I'll work on it. I'll work on it.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Me and his assistant are like this where you're really
getting to know each.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Other good the fund. The sweet thing about it is
that Bill was saying he wanted to be a more
active part of it other than just answering questions, and
everybody loves that. On the show.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, you know, you guys, you're getting something that not
a lot of podcasts can deliver, you know what I mean.
I don't know that. What is that they're getting The
creator of Scrubs, the show that we talk about, right,
he's so invested in our little podcast, And that's so awesome, man.
It's that's a that's a perk to you know that

(56:23):
you get when you listen to fake doctors and real friends.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yes, again, you're selling to the audience who's already listening,
but I love it.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Faked doctor's real friends.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Rowdy first time in the hospital. D L Huy decides
to bring Rowdy to the hospital. I'm not sure why.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Well, he didn't want to leave it and he couldn't
leave it in the cab.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
And then d L hwy picks up a woman at
the first of all, I don't understand this, You guys
get drunk thing at all?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Okay, So why do you get drunk?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
His wife hat? Then you want right? Then you want
cowboy western music?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, because when you get drunk, who doesn't want to
listen to country music? You ever heard of Kane Brown?
You ever heard of Kim Brown? No, Came Brown is fired, dude,
and everybody out there who has ever listened to Came
Brown knows he's fire. This dude is he is the
new wave if you ask me of country music, So.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
You put on country music. I didn't know that about you.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
I listened to Kane Brown. I listened to old school.
What's the dude married to Faith Hill? What's his name?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Garth?

Speaker 8 (57:32):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
No? I listened to Garth Brooks sometimes, but Came Brown.
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Tim McGraw, Tim McGraw, I listened to Tim McGraw.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
You know Casey's doing I'm assuming.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah. You know she's opened me up to Waite. You
know how you opened my mind to folk h slash,
singer songwriter, singer songwriter music. She's opened my mind to
like all music. Casey was like talked about earlier she
was in the music industry, and so because of that
her catalog when I listened to when We're in the

(58:06):
car and she's just putting on random songs. Her catalog is, uh,
it's big, And so I listened. I've had the opportunity
to hear new music and when I was away and
it sounds like I went to jail or something like that.
When I was upstate. No, when I was doing the

(58:28):
television show in Jersey, I somehow stumbled onto Caane Brown
and he and I mean his music is to me,
it's banging.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Okay, got it? What's your favorite? Do you have a
favorite country yardst other than came Brown? Is there someone?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Actually, let me ask this. Who's Casey's favorite country yardist?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Oh that's a good question. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
She listened so much segment called asked Casey.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
She ain't here right now, so I can't ask her.
She stepped out.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
You let her out of the house again.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
She gets out every now and then, you know, I
let her see some sunlight. I let her see some
sunlight every now and then. I think it's good for
her skin. I think it's good for you know, her health,
her mental health.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
So so tell me about this party. I'm just trying
to understand the party of the bar. You steal. Okay,
so woman is very The woman is very nice. She
doesn't you rip a hat off a woman's head, and
she isn't like, what the fuck are you doing? She's
like laughing along with you, which I thought was nice
of her.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
And then you Yeah, the point of the party is that,
you know, Turk, he is thinking about himself the whole
time that his brother's there. He even invites his brother
to come visit him to help him close with Carla,
so Carla can see. You know, the Turks were such
good husbands, you know what I mean. Not only are

(59:47):
we good husbands, we're good family men. So you don't
have anything to worry about. You should marry me because
our life can be like my brother and his wife.
But it turns out my brother's wife has left him,
and instead of seeing the pain that my brother is
in that Turk's brother is in, Turku is thinking only

(01:00:08):
about himself. And so the party at the end is
Turk realizing, you know what, I need to put the
whole me wanting to wanting Carla to answer my engagement
question on hold for a bit, and I need to
cater to my brother's feelings because one I love him two. Uh,

(01:00:32):
you know, if I'm if anything, he needs to pick
me up right now. And so that's what the whole
party thing is about. Granted it's definitely you know, out
of out of place. The things that Turk does are
definitely like, what the fuck it was weird? This makes it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Why is why does Carla get so mad when you
come home? And I mean, you guys bring home a girl,
but that girl was with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
No, it's Carla. The reason why we find out in
this episode, the reason why Carl is hesitant to marry
to say yes to Turk's engagement proposal is because she
feels like he's immature and he'll never necessarily grow up. Like,
you know, she got pissed off. It's one of the
funnier lines in the show. She got she got a

(01:01:17):
little not pissed off, but it struck her wrong. When
Turk was couldn't stop laughing at the fact that he
had to go operate on mister Weenie. A patient's name
was mister Weenie and Turk Wiener, yeah, whatever it is.
And Turk thinks it's so right exactly, and turn thinks
it's so funny, and she's like, he needs to grow up.

(01:01:37):
He needs to mature, and him bringing a girl home
drunk on his brother's shoulders doesn't necessarily so imature.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I see by the way the girls holding Rowdy. What's
the plan for the girl? Dlhwy's gonna hook up with
the girl at the house? Is that the plan? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
No, the obviously they bought the girl home thinking, uh,
you know, I don't think they thought anything would happen.
Things like that sometimes happen when you're drunk and stuff
like that. Somebody needs to carry Rowdy because I gotta
carry my brother. So can you bring up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Oh? I see she But don't you think that d. L.
Hewy's character was gonna try and hung up with her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Oh? Sure, I'm sure he was eventually, And.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
He's supposed to be like a guy who's going through
a divorce, so he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Pe Sure, maybe that was gonna happen. But for the
most part, she was there to help them bring Rowdy upstairs.
She was a friend that they met at the bar,
or a girl that they met at the bar. Nothing
necessarily is gonna happen. But look, my brother's so drunk.
I can't carry Rowdy and my brother up the steps.
Can you help, right, we have a caller.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Yeah, let's go to the colleg Should you need a commercial first, youell,
or go right to the caller commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Please, we'll go right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
We'll be right back with a fan listener calling in
to fake doctors, real friends.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
And we're bad and we're bind. Let's let the caller in,
ladies and gentlemen give it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Up for Richard.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Hey, buddy, Hi, Richard, how are you very well?

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Look at all of you? Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Look at you, you handsome devil.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I like your accent. You know, we're very popular in
the United Kingdom, Donald, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You are are we? Yeah? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah? Oh huge?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Is that where you're where you are right now, Richard?
In the UK?

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Yeah? I am yeah, I'm just outside of Manchester United.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Yes? Is that the team well played?

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
Donald?

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Ys that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
It was the choice of two and you picked the
right one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
But if I would have said Chelsea, if I would
have said Chelsea, you would have hated me. Huh a
little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah, yeah, Donald, you don't follow.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
When I was doing Kickout, when I was doing kick
Ass too, I learned a little bit about rivalry that
goes on in uh football over there?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
All right, Richard? Thanks for coming on the show, Joelle.
Did you say that there was some story about Richard
that we needed to know?

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Yeah, So Richard was going to propose to his partner
on the show. He had also off, he's gonna go
to a park. He's like signed out. He's been a
surprise you guys, the whole thing. H We had to
push back a little bit. Richard was like, cool, I
just have to actually pop the question. So I'm gonna
go do that. And I was like, that's totally fine.

(01:04:36):
Come tell us about like how magical and romantic it was,
and we'll also surprise your partner still with the gift
of Sack and Donald.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yes, what a gift. What a gift.

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
She still doesn't know. So she's workings exciting, Yeah, she's
working currently. We both work from home.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I have asked.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
I've asked already. Okay, well I did. I have kind
of thought about it, since she never actually said yes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
We can't.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
It's just kissed put the ring on, and it was okay, yep,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
If she put the ring on, it on the show. Listen.
If she put the ring on, that's a yes. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
So, how are Richard, how are we getting her on
the zoom call right now?

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
She's just working. I'm going to go and grab her.
She doesn't know that she's coming on, and I've told
her what are you going to tell? I told her
to expect a surprise, that she needs to take a break.
So I'm going to go and grab her now. I
will bring you with me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
I don't know if I look good. This is an
important I need more light on me. This is a
big deal. Did you guys see me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Barely? Dude? You're not you like my mustache? It looks good.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
And so there's some people that want to say congratulations,
do you hey?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Grad gratulations? Did she hear us? Richard?

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
I think I did good?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Can you hear us?

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
She can hear you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Can you hear her?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
No? I just want to be clear you did say yes? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Oh, just making sure because Richard wasn't sure. You know,
he knew you put the ring on, but he didn't
know that you actually said yes. He's a bit in shock.
I think, Donald, do you.

Speaker 9 (01:06:20):
Want to take some time going and we'll look love
a bit of chat. Okay, don't work, you're busy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Oh, it's so exciting to see us. I I I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I'll never get over that reaction. That was an amazing reaction.
It was like one of those things. She was like,
what the heck is it? What the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I think?

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
I think it took her a second because of the bid.
Donald probably think.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
It's kind of like we're both wearing disguises.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
We don't look that same anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I've been working hard on this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Dude, this is quiet. This was all quarantine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Yeah, but I think it's good without your patchy receiving
hairline hair.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
To be honest, you can eat a dick. The thing is,
you did have a question for us.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Wait before you asked, Richard the question, I want to clarify.
I think that the hair wasn't as glorious as the beard.
And never mind, here she is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
So's your face, Richard, Richard, Richard?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
What is your fiance's name? Again?

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Louise?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Louise.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Richard and Louis.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, how are you guys? Congratulations?
How exciting? How did you do it? Richard? How did
you what's the romantic way that you did it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
And so we traveled on Thursday, about an hour north
of where we are currently, up to the coast. We
would really luck ei the weather was perfect, so we
got a really nice sunset. We were set up on
a cliff top, this private little area, so we had
a bit of a picnic, and I knew I was

(01:08:14):
going to be doing it obviously. I thought I was
going to be doing it on the show with you guys,
which actually worked out for the best because it turned
out the signal there wasn't great, so it probably wouldn't
have worked in anyway. But either way, I knew that
I was going to do it at a particular time
because of, you know, potentially coming on the show. So
we were sitting there having a picnic, nice romantic time,

(01:08:35):
just the two of us, and then literally about five
minutes before I was ready to do it, a load
of other people turned up to come and check out
the sunset and talking about their normal, you know, whatever
problems they were having with their dogs or something that day,
and I was just sitting there like, oh, please leave.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Were you afraid to do it in front of them?
It wasn't that moment, wouldn't be intimate with just the
two of you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Yeah, it was because literally we'd been sat there and
it had just been the two of us for like
a good hour and a half two hours, So it
was typical that literally as I was about to do it,
a load of other people turned up, so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
They kind of you were up. Let me. I just
want to be clear on all of this. You were
up on the cliff for two hours just hanging out.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Yeah, we were having a picnic.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Yeah. Now do you do like this often?

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Very rarely?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
So I have to ask her. I have to ask
her force were you a little suspicious at this point?

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Oh bit?

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
Because like a week before, it's like, bantomly it's like
you're book first, y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
For work, don't you, don't you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
And I was like, okay, sure, why not?

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
So a little bit when it when it was like
how romantic it was, And then the part of me
was like, if he doesn't do it now, I will
remind him of this moment for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Yeah, because like, what the hell are you doing on
a cliff for two hours? Dude? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
It was a bit of a one off for me,
but obviously, with with everything that's going on and the lockdowns.
We've kind of just been stuck in the house the
last a few months, as is everyone right, So I thought,
even if yeah, even even if I bottle it and
don't go ahead with it, it's still gonna be like
a nice date night. Well we'll get out. And literally

(01:10:23):
we had an hour's drive up there, and all the
way up the two of us were sitting in the
car singing, We're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Date now, right, that's sweet, that's so sweet in your mind?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Did you know she was going to say yes?

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
I think there was a little bit of nervousness as
it got closer to the time. I thought, what if
she doesn't like what? I don't know what I'm I
haven't considered what I will too if she says no.
But no, I think it's been We've been together four
and a half years now, so it's been a long
time coming. To be honest, it's I probably should have

(01:10:59):
done it sooner. We were supposed to do it earlier
this year. I say we, I was supposed to do it.
We were going we had a holiday booked to go
to Amsterdam and one of Louise's friends, who's a photographer,
lives over there, so I was going to get her
to take the picture, and literally a week before we
were due to leave, that's when the lockdown kicked in
and we couldn't go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
I really do like Amsterdam as a place to go
propose because you could get bucked up. And yeah, well
that was it's not the way. When it's not the absence,
it's for real, will you marry me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Well, I'm sorry we couldn't be a part of it,
but it sounds like it worked out for the best
and and we're glad that you're on the show today.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
Yeah, thank you very much for having us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Do you guys have a question of form for us,
anything that we can any trivia you'd like answered anything
about the show at all.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
I have one, but I'm gonna I'm going to succeed
to my Beyonce. Oh and see if she's got one.
Oh no, no, I'll ask mine. Mine was for Scrubs,
obviously being a comedy show. One of the things and

(01:12:17):
you guys have talked about people on the podcast was
you did have some really quite heavy storylines. But the
thing that I loved most about it was they were
never or rarely confined to a single episode, They would
generally tend to be put over a couple of episodes
in therefore you you'd handle the fallout of it and
things like that. So my favorite of that was when

(01:12:38):
doctor Cox lost three patients and then the following episode
is all of you going around trying to pick him
back up because he's really suffering with it. So mine
was really just is there any of those kind of long,
longer storylines that went over a couple of episodes where
that are either your favorite or you wish you actually

(01:13:01):
could have been involved in if it wasn't your storyline.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Well, the Brendan Fraser one, you know the problem for me,
and it's not it's not it's not a bad thing.
It's just the way storytelling goes on television is you know,
you have somebody who you follow through the show and
most of the most of the things that most of

(01:13:27):
the things that come to the show happened to that person,
and everyone else on the side deals with something else,
like a b storyline. So Brendan Fraser being on the
show is a JD and Cox storyline, not necessarily a
Turk storyline. And you know, I've always you know, had

(01:13:49):
I always want to work with, you know, big stars
or people who are veterans of this industry and stuff
like that. And so for me, there are a bunch
of episodes where I'm like, damn, I wish I could
have been a part of that. When I when watching
the show, you know, Zach, we're doing the episode with

(01:14:10):
Dick Van Dyke and d L Hugelely. Now I love
DL right, I love him tremendously. I would have also
liked to have worked with Dick Van Dyke because he's
one of my He's one of my favorite people on
the planet, you know what I mean. So for me,
there's a bunch of I could I could go down

(01:14:30):
the list of storylines where I was like, Wow, I
wish I could have been a part of that. But
one that's real is the Brendan Fraser one I had.
He was on the show for three episodes, and I
think I encountered him interacted with him in one scene
out of all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I don't know that I have a really answer for that,
because I was I usually got to be involved with
a longer if, especially if it was an episode that
was a theme that was going to continue for a
few I feel like I was involved in it. But
but I agree with you. I liked it when they
would span. I noticed this episode actually kind of has
an abrupt ending. I think it goes like the yeah,

(01:15:09):
heally must have done another episode, because it just kind
of abruptly ends.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
And it's funny because I wonder in syndication if they
show them in order or completely out of order.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
I don't know. You know, Season one of Scrubs was
one of those things where you could just turn it
on at any time and it doesn't matter where we are.
You kind of it's it's Scrubs. As we go further
on into the series, you notice that, you know, if
you missed one episode, you might could get lost.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
And the good thing about it is you can still
kind of follow it. I've been watching a lot of
BoJack Horsemen, by the way, which is so good. I
don't know if you guys have watched BoJack Horseman, And bizarrely,
I've been in I've been in the show as myself
a few times. In fact, the spoiler they actually feast
on my on my corpse at some point, hm hmm.

(01:16:01):
But I and I had seen a few I said
yes to be on the show and wanted to be
on the show because I the few I saw were hilarious,
but it's such a now that I'm in quarantine and
sort of binging it and it's so incredibly smart, and
I think if you're a fan of Scrubs, you'll you'll
like it because it's so surreal and wacky sometimes, but

(01:16:21):
then also has this really deep social commentary and can
get quite dramatic for an animated show. I don't think
I've ever seen an animated show get so deep. And
the theme song is fire. Whenever I'm watching it and
the little Netflix thing comes up that's like skip intro,
I'm like, how dare you, sir? We will not be
skipping this fire intro? Now we were gonna Donald, I

(01:16:44):
didn't even bring this up to you, but I thought
we could start a new segment. I don't know if
Joelle warned you guys, Richard, but if there's anything in
your life that you need us to fix a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Are you trying to Are we going to be shrinks?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Are going to be shrinks?

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I or not gonna shrinks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I'm not good at handyman work either, though.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
No, it could be anything Richard could say. We have
a drain that won't go down, and we tried everything.
What do you guys think? Or he could say, how
do we tell my soon to be mother in law
that we don't want her to x y Z. The
point is is like we're gonna quickly give advice.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
We're going to fix your life. Yeah, what kind of
problems are you guys having?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
This is a new segment called fix your Life. Yeah, Richard.
It could be small, it could be big. It could
be like my doorknob keeps falling off of my door.
Whatever it is, we're gonna fix it right now.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Well, I think the best thing to ask for that
would be obviously with us having just got engaged. Donald,
obviously you're married and to your lovely wife, by the way,
and you should.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Have seen your wife's face when you said kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
It's like the ring's not even dry.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
And I know you obviously you had it zach it
at your house as well. But also from a wedding
planning point of view, like what would be your best
advice for planning?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Ah, take your time and it's you know, that's that's
one thing that you have to do. Look for deals
because that shit gets expensive as fuck. If you got
friends that can hook shit up, let them do it.
You know what I mean. It's all right if you
don't get me the It's all right you don't get
me the freaking coaster. I appreciate anything you can do

(01:18:37):
to make this magical day happen, if you have friends
that can support you in that way, you know what
I mean. Also, you know, I don't know about you,
you know, getting married. I'm fine going to the Justice
of the peace. My wife was not alright with that.
She wanted to party, and so I was like, yo,
however you want to do it. I would say this,

(01:18:58):
it's a fantasy that needs to be lived out, and
in order for that to happen, you both have to
be honest with what you want, you know what I mean.
So if if if Richard, you have a certain idea
of what you're looking at for a wedding, you need
to express it. And Louise, if you have a fantasy

(01:19:19):
that you had for your wedding, you need to express
it and then you guys need to come to a compromise. Unfortunately,
this could take a really long time to compromise what
it is you want. But at the end of the day,
you only get You only get one I mean depends
on how well your marriage is, but you really only
get one time to get married, you know, first time
to get married divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
So you got a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
That's fine, But listen, you only get one chance to
You only get one chance to have a first wedding,
and so.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
You will get one chance to have a first wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
It's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
My advice, all right, My advice from someone who's never
had a wedding but gone to many, is that the
music is the most important thing. Well, if you're gonna
get a DJ, like, make sure that it's the kind
of music you like. Don't just trust the DJ to
pick the vibe for your wedding party. Pick music that
you guys love. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
He's right about that, because we had a DJ and
a band, and the band was cool when we were
singing with the band, Like I sang two songs with
the band at my wedding and that was the coolest.
That was really cool. But then when the band was
performing by themselves, nobody was dancing, and then the DJ
turned up and then everybody was on the dance floor.
So it's really important as danel he knows.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Also don't have a cash bar. I went to a
wedding with a cash bar. That's a really bad look.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
That's a bad look.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Like if you if you can't afford the bar tab,
then invite less people. But don't make me, don't make
me go where's Yeah? Don't Yeah, I would say I
think weddings are better smaller. I mean, as someone who's
been to a bunch, I think when weddings are really big,
it's you don't really have much personal contact with people.
I don't. I mean, I personally don't like the big
ballroom thing of like everyone in a hotel. I think.

(01:20:59):
I think what we did for Donald was, you know,
I don't have a big, fancy backyard. I have a
nice backyard, but it was like it was basically in
a backyard and there was a dance floor and there
was it was beautifully designed and everything with the way
that Casey had it decorated. But I mean, I just
think smaller. Better put that money that you saved from

(01:21:20):
not having too many people into great great decorations and
great music and great food, because it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Has to be the best party of your life, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
It has to be now as part of thee as
part of the segment. I mean, you guys need to
answer whether or not we fixed your life successfully, and
I really almost there's one answer we prefer, but you
obviously have a choice of guess and no, I think,
so do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
Sam?

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
I think definitely the one chance to make it what
we wanted to do is absolutely what we what we
want and definitely, and Zach, from a music point of view,
we've actually already started putting together a playlist of what
songs we want and do you want to say what
our first answer is going to be, Oh, that's so

(01:22:06):
sweet that you know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Something that Richard, Louise, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Yeah, thank you, very thunderous applause. Dan, we fixed their life,
We fixed their fixed their life, We successfully fixed their life.
You guys will always know that you're the first couple
whose life we ever fixed. You're welcome, Thank you, You're
we thank you guys for coming the show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Good luck, thank you, good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
You guys, good luck.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
We Yeah, I love you. You love the show as well,
and I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I heard what you said and I love you too, said.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Every one of your love you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Congratulations Later guys, Thank you, congrats, thank you, well you
know what? You know what, Zach? I feel good about
that we fix somebody's life.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Yeah. Do you liking this new segment? I love that
your life?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
I love this new segment. This is my favorite new segment.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
You're gonna get a special guest star visitor as we
wrap up the show. Baby, do you want to meet
the team?

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
What's up? How's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
That's Joel and Daniel. Hi, Joel Dell pas to meet you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Hey, I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
I got my brother brought me ony. Is that what
it's called? Yeah? And I made some well, I made some.
I made the dough and I'm going to get the fixings.
But I noticed that you put a little oil around
in Yeah, I do. Do you want to shout me
out of what these oils are? Because they were delicious?

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
Girl. I mean, all I can say, Donald is, you're
just going to put some olive oil and two clothes
of garlic in one and then then another one. You're
gonna do olive oil, chili flakes and a little bit
of pasta. It's going down, and then you're going to
put the oil on before you put the pizza in
the oven. And then you're to put it on the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Crust and you drizzle it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Oh, oh my god, I can't wait.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Makes it addictive?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Yes it does, Yes it does. It's good to see you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Do you like our first Florence cameo here on the podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
I love it? Will it make the show? Is she
gonna is she gonna turn her key?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Of course it will turn your key, ma'am. And we're
gonna turn your key, so babe. These are the people
that I'm always talking to all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:24:30):
It's actually really good to see your faces because obviously
it's a podcast, so you do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Indeed, Yeah, these are my friends. I know them more
than you do me sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Thank you for sharing delicious cooking tips with us.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Well, we'll see what I can come up with next time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Donald get some questions we should have Oh my god,
we should have a segment cooking corner.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Pizza cooking tips.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Yeah, tips, let's do it. Let's do it, all of
you up there. Thank you for listening to fake doctors,
real friends for Zach, Hello, Deel Daniel. I'm Donald Faison.
Have a great one bout six seven night Stories.

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