Call Of Booty: Austin & Sydney - Breakfast Cereal Booty Call Gone Wrong? 🥣📞😂

In this hilarious episode of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show 🎙️, Austin attempts the ultimate midday challenge: convincing his high-powered marketing wife to leave work for a “booty call”… using only breakfast cereal as code. 🥴🥣

With a big project on her plate and zero time for nonsense, will she catch on to his Lucky Charms-inspired hints—or completely shut it down? Things take an unexpected turn when the call spirals into confusion, stress, and talk of “blazecations.” 😅🔥

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, Shinny, you know where I can find young.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Booty, you bowls call of booty.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Austin is on the phone today for call of Booty,
and he wants to call his wife, who's at work
right now, and see if she'll leave her job for
a booty call. And remember it's a family friendly booty
call because none of it is dirty, there's nothing over.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
He can't say anything like that.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
We give him a team to use as code, and
we'll tell you what that is in a second. But
first let's find out about who Austin is gonna call. Austin,
your wife's name is Sidney?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
You yeah, how me come my wife Sidney?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay? And where does Sidney work?

Speaker 5 (00:39):
I can't really I don't want to really say, but
she works at of marketing let's just say a marketing.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Agency, okay, marketing agency okay?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
And is she pretty busy during the day.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah, she's always has a whole bunch of like meetings
in person and zum and stuff. So you know she'd
between the two of us, she's like the more adult one.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
She can be a little high strong, but you know
we balance each other. I keep her laughing have you.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Ever tried anything like this before on her?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
But I do joke around with her sometimes because she
gets stressed at work.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
So I just call her every once in a while,
like lighting her mood.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Okay, yeah, and then sometimes like sometimes I'll make her laugh,
but depending on the days, once she'll get annoyed.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
So you're about to call her at work and see
if she'll leave work for a booty call. And again,
you can't say anything that's very blatant. So we're gonna
give you the theme to use as code for what
you want to do in just a second. But you
have to get her to try to understand what you're
talking about and then see if she'll leave work to
actually meet you for a booty call based on what

(01:42):
you said, What are the chances that she's in a
good mood to.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Play a lot?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
I mean, she has like a big project coming up,
so I'm a little I'm a little tapped to do it,
but I think I'm gonna try. I'm gonna give it
a go, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, So you've got a big task, Okay, all right,
And like if she wasn't a good mood, you think
she'd be down?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Oh hell, yeah, okay, definitely. We we have a good time.
And I think every now and then, you know, I'll
call her up and she'ld be like, I'm gonna make
up an excuse and she'll like, we have a long
lunch break. Okay. I hope that's the case today.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh maybe it'll work.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, all right, Well, how much do you know about
breakfast Cereal?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I love breakfast Cereals.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Great, yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Then Breakfast Cereals is going to be the theme you
have to use to see if you can convince her
to leave work.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Oh, I got you, I love you, picked the right one.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Our smacks is still a thing. Yeah, if you're just
joining us for call of Booty.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Today, Austin is on the phone and he's about to
call his wife, Sidney, who works at a marketing company,
and ask her to leave her job right now to
meet him for a booty call.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
But remember, he can't say anything dirty. He's got to
use a.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Theme that we give him to use as code for
what he wants to do and see if he can
get her to understand what he's talking about, and then
see if she'll actually leave her. And today it's Breakfast cereals,
and Austin is pretty confident that he can get Sydney
to leave her job using only breakfast cereals as innu window.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
You still confident, Austin.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh man, Oh yeah, I'm gonna smack that watch.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Sn I just googled the list of the top cereals,
so it's right in front of me.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm ready to go. I am. I have my aunt
and locked and loaded.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's all right.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, I feel like you're gonna be very good at this, Austin.
And again you said your wife can be kind of
high strung, and like she has days at work where
she's a little more jokey, but days where you call
her to like joke around and she gets upset with you.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Right, Yeah, exactly might be a little high strong because
she has a project coming up, but I think it'll
overall a little lighten her mood.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I think I hope.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Anyway, Okay, well we'll see if you can do it.
And remember, for the first part of the phone call,
like we we can talk to you if we have
lines that we want you to use or whatever, but
if we do talk to you, don't talk back, because
then that would be very obvious or you'll sound.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like I'm trying that. All right, here we go. Are
you ready for me to call her?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Let's go?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, here we go?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Helen by Babe, m Hey baby, oh my god, Hey,
do you remember what Jessica told me about how she
hooked up with someone at the retreat the other weekend?
Maybe listen, listen, listen. I found out that it's Jackson,

(04:44):
it's the new boss.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
No wait, no wait, let's let's just talk about this later. Wait,
bab babby, just let's talk about that later. I just
really need you to come home right now.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Just right now?

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Sorry, you say you need me to come home? Are
you okay?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh yeah, I just you know wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I just realized that you left home, you know, without
your lucky charms, and right now you sound magically delicious, baby.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Even lucky charms. I hadn't oatmeal this morning. I mean,
we don't even have lucky charms, do we.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Baby.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Look, I'm sitting right here with my corn flakes, and
they're just so boring.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I was hoping that maybe you'd be able to cut.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Out of work and put some frosting on my flakes.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
They are great.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
I have no idea what are you? Are you high
right now? Are you? Because I want to TikTok, like
see how your girlfriend reacts things. Because I don't love you,
I don't have to talk that.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm so sorry, don't Maybe no, I promise, I promise
it's not that.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I just you know, if you come home, I'll promise
you that I'll make sure you have some cheery.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Oh okay, maybe I have about five minutes until my
next meeting, so I can't tell if.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
You're done right now? Do you want me to bring
you some cereal before come home? Because you're high? I
don't quite understand what's listening.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I just really want your fruit loops.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
You know what I'm saying, Austin, did you take another
blazecation today and just smoke weed all day? Because this
is like the fourth time you've called in sick this month?

Speaker 7 (06:43):
And I love you, but I'm super busy right now
and I just I don't have time to deal with
this and I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
And what Oh baby, I promise it's not another blazeation,
right I I'm just.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Trying to make my menu weed, get a cut and crunch.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
You know what I'm saying, baby, Okay, please don't make
my mom be it right about you. You're calling in
sick and smoking weed.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
And I gotta get to this meeting. Okay, Like I
just I don't have time for this. I don't know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Baby. I'm just trying to get my kicks from you.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
You know we're gonna we'll just we'll talk about this later, Okay. Bye, Austin.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
It doesn't sound like it works.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Man.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I think I'm gonna get my apples jack today. Young.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, you're definitely not. What is a blaze by the way, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
So you know, I just started calling in a couple
of days out of the month to have a little
blaze cation where I just smoke a little weed, order
some Uber eats and snack all day, you know, just
a little self care.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey, okay, I'm all for self care. So that's what
she thought you were doing.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
There's another blazecation that she doesn't sound happy about it, Austin, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
She's up.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
It doesn't you know, doesn't make you the happiest, but
it makes me happy.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I never heard it that way, but I hope. Well,
good luck later explaining to her what happened.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, yeah, man, I just can't wait for her to
get home, and I'm gonna tell all about it.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
She's gonna get a good laugh about it. She's texting
me right now. She just said, I'm so disappointed in you. Unhappy. No,
she'll be fine. She just freaks out every now and then.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, thanks, thanks for trying, Austin. Good job.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I tried for y'all. Man, I try