CALL OF BOOTY - Candy-Coated Confession: Will He Leave Work for This? 🍫📞

It’s another hilarious round of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show—and this time, Olivia is putting her 18-year relationship to the ultimate test. Can she convince her husband, a hardworking forklift operator, to leave his shift early… using only candy-themed innuendos? 🍬😳

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, things get sweet, awkward, and absolutely chaotic as she drops Hershey’s Kisses, Snickers, and Laffy Taffy hints—while he struggles to read between the lines. Will he catch on? And more importantly… will he clock out?

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for another call of booty.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
And when one of our listeners is on the phone
to see if she can get her husband to leave
work to meet her for a booty call. But it's
completely family friendly. Can't use anything dirty or be blunt.
Will give you a theme to use as in the
window for what you want to do and why you
want to try to get them to leave work right
now to meet you for a call of booty. And
Olivia wants to call her husband Dante today. Olivia, what

(00:24):
does Dante do for a living?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
He is a forklift operator at a warehouse.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh great, okay, Olivia's our first wife. You to do
this too, right, so it might be easier to get
a husband. It will usually you suggest it.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
We're there.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Maybe that's my stereotype. How long have you guys been together?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh, we've been married for about twelve years. We've been
together eighteen total.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh wow, have you ever tried to call him to
get him to leave his job to meet you for
a call of booty before?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
In eighteen years?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh, I'm hot. I'm not, but I've hit text messages
that have been suggestive, you know, But I've never like
outright cole and done this.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, do you think it's going to be easy or hard? Forget?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So, he's a forklift operator, so it's probably a pretty
important job at a warehouse.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh yeah, it really really is. And he is the
only forklift operator right now, and so it's probably going
to be kind of hard because he doesn't want to
let the guest fifteen down.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's operating heavy machinery. Is this safe?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, he really is. But luckily this is around his
lunchtime and he's gonna break So I think I can
talk to him to it.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, you think you're gonna be able to get him
to do it? And how does he normally react to
these kind of things.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
It's probably going to be kind of hard for him
to understand what I'm saying. He's a pretty straightforward guy.
He just lays it out and doesn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, So code mod for what you want to do
is probably going to be hard because you can't just
outright say it, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's going to be a little difficult. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, how's your candy knowledge? Since Valentine's is coming up,
you could do candy candy names in order to see
if you can get him to understand what you're talking
about and see if you can get him to leave
his job right now.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, okay, that sounds funny. That sounds I like Candy.
I have a sweet tooth someone a little girl.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So there's good slogans like gave me a break, you know,
big hum, big hunk.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh, let's give her everything. Swedish fish super high if
you just joined us.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Olivia is on the phone and she is about to
attempt to call her husband, Dante and see if he'll
leave his job right now as a forklift operator. And
also apparently he's the only forklift operator they have right
now working.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, yeah, I do have an add out in trying
to find someone, all.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Right, So he only forklift operator they have for today.
He's currently on his lunch break. So she's gonna call
him and see if she can get him to leave
his job right now for a call of booty, And
she can only do it using candy terms as an
innu window since we're so close to Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right, Olivia, good luck.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
And remember for the first part of the call, we
can jump in and help you out. And so if
we need to do that. We will, but after that,
we'll save you at a certain point if it gets
too awkward. Okay, okay, all right, I'm gonna doule this
phone number right now, babe.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Oh it pick you up and just sat down for lunch.
Is everything okay?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh yeah, everything is good. I just wanted to call
and talk to you about something.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Right now. Can I wait until later, babe?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, No, I really need to talk to you about
this right now.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Mom and Dad can stay in our guest bedroom, but
I swear if I hear them getting it on again,
this is going to be the last time.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's that's not what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Mo. No, no, not for real, Like they can take
a week off and wait until they're in their own house.
I mean, I just I woke up and thought someone
was punching a chihuaha in.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
The back of the head.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay, hey, God, you gotta stop. That's that's not it. Okay,
we can talk about that later, all right, But I
wanted to see if we could come home right now.
I need a harshy kiss.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
What I mean, why not?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I mean, just they just go out and buy one,
because I need.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You to give it to me.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Uh wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait are you
are you pregnant again? No? No, okay, because this sounds
like one of those cravings.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, no, I'm not. I just I really need you
to come home because I need some mom and joy.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah, shade what, I don't, I don't care what you're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Come on, get it this this cheeko stick.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh babe, this is getting really weird.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Can you just just go out and get some candy?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Then?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Come on? Did you get it?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You know the song about the Chico stick?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Got?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Okay, bab, this is is getting really weird.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I want your snickers.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
That you packed my lunch and there is not a
Snickers in here. Do you want me to just go
out and dodsh you some candy or what?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh my god, Dante, please leave between the lines. Mama
wants her solar catch kid to come home and be
the churchie roe.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Okay, yeah, okay, I get it now, all right like
that bad.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'll eating shake my laffy, taffy, shake my laffy.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I mean, uh, babe, I'm the only operator here today.
Hold up one second, but hold on, what do you
what are you doing.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm trying to make myself puked so I can go home.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
This is hot.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Hello, Dante, don't make yourself puke.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Don't make yourself patch kid really for it. Don't don't puke, Dante, please, Dante,
how are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jubile Show. Him Nina, Hi, Victoria, and my name.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Is Jubil And okay, hello, hello, we heard all that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
We do a segment on the show called Call of
Booty where you see if your significant other will leave
their job to meet you for a booty call. But
you can't say anything dirty. You can only use references
that we give you. And she had to do it,
and Olivia, your wife had to do it using candy
term since it's so close to about my gosh, what
gave it away that she goes? I like to work

(08:08):
the shake of the laffy tappy and they're allowed.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, good, good.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
This might really happen. I mean it sounds like you
were down, Dante.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, I mean it. It took me a minute once
I figured out. I mean, I'm over here trying to
make myself puke.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Congratulations, Olivia, you do

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I oh lay pass