Call Of Booty: Chloe & Asher - He Quit His Job for THIS?! 😳 (Star Wars Gone Wrong)

What starts as a playful Call of Booty challenge quickly spirals into absolute chaos in this hilarious episode of The Jubal Show. Chloe tries to convince her boyfriend to leave work early—but there’s a catch: she can only use Star Wars references to get the message across.

Sounds awkward already… but it gets way crazier. Between misunderstood signals, workplace frustration, and one seriously bold move, things escalate fast—and not in the way anyone expected.

Did Chloe’s plan work… or did it backfire in the most unexpected way possible? You’ll have to hear it to believe it.

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, shutty, Do you know where I can find
your booty?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Joe Bowls? Call of Booty. It's time for a brand
new call of booty.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, where one of our listeners wants to see if
they can get their significant other to leave their job
and meet them for a call of booty. But remember,
it's not dirty. It's all family friendly. Because they can't
say anything blatant or just tell them what they want
to do.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We give them a special theme to.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Use as code, and it's always awkward and always funny,
and it'll be interesting to see if Chloe, who's on
the phone today for a call of booty, can actually
do it.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Chloe, you want to call your boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
H Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Asher? All right, how long have you guys been together?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
We've been together in like six months?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I would say, Oh, so it's still new.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's fine. Yeah yeah, all right. Well what does he
do for work?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
He's a lobotomist, so drawing the same thing all day.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
He draws blood?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, yeah, Like how do you go from looking at blood?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It also seems like an important job.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Very you're I mean, that's not untrue, but it's also
very repetitive. I don't think he likes doing it that much,
so that could be in my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, okay, if he hates his job as a phlebotomist,
it might be easy to get him to leave. You
guys have only been together six months, so have you
ever tried to get him to leave work before to
meet you for a booty call?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Not just blatantly, but it's sort of like I'm still learning,
because yes, he doesn't like his job, but he also
doesn't like you know, he gets annoyed very easily when
I when I interrupt him, so okay, I've been sort
of like careful about it up until now.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, so he gets kind of anid when he's interrupted
at his job. So you're about to call him and
see if he'll leave his job right now to meet
you for a call of booty. And we always give
everybody a theme to use because remember, you can't say
anything just like overtly blatant about what you want to do.
So today, since there's that new Star Wars movie coming
out soon, how about Star Wars?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh? I love that?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, Okay, he's going to get really annoyed now, yeah, exactly,
So you're about to call.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're about to call your boyfriend who works as a
phlebotomist at a hospital obviously, who gets annoyed with you
when you interrupt him in the middle of his job
that he already doesn't like, and try to see if
he can understand what you're talking about, using only Star
Wars terminology to try to get him to leave for
a call of booty.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
All right, I will try you.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I was like, good luck.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Get in.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Chloe is on the phone today for a call of
boot and she's about to call her boyfriend of six
months named Asher and see if she can convince him
to leave his job to meet her for a call
of booty.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
But remember, it's all family friendly.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Nothing dirty ever actually gets said because she has to
use a theme instead of telling him exactly what she
wants to do, and the theme for today is Star Wars. Chloe,
have you have you looked up some Star Wars terms
that you can use to try to get him to
leave his job?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I am doing him. I very quickly googled into my research.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, good, all right, And remember Chloe said that he
gets a little annoyed when she interrupts him while he's
at work and he also hates his job, so he's
gonna be in a great mood probably when you call.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh yeah, this is what I'm really thinking. I made
good choices.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Reward is worth that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, good luck, and we will jump in if you
need help. All right, but here we go. I'm about
to dial his phone number and see if you can
get him to actually leave his job.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Right now, here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hello, Hello, babe, I am not your father.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's what you started.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Okay, I'm guessing this is my girlfriend, Babe Vader.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It is I's sexy Jedi, and I need you to
come to the dark side at least three times.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Oh oh, babe, I'm at work, you know. Guess what
the do you want?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
So you under estimate my power? Young Jedi, You're so
weird sometimes.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Well, how's your day going?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
You know, it's another exciting day here collecting blood. I
think I pulp like forty seven arms today and none
of them are interesting. I want to take this job.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, if you want to leave work right now, I
was going to do a little Jedi training, but I
don't want to do it on solo.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Wow, what.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Help me? You're my only hope.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Good lord, I need a different job, Babe. Did your
boss bring in edibles?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's that job.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
No, young, sexy, hot, sensual Jedi. I didn't go to
work today. I stay at home hoping that you would
get you would you know, come over here and spark
up your lightsabers and join the resistance. Get in.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh okay, you're not talking about Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Do or do me not? There is no try hang out, Dade.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Everyone this place sucks and I hate this job. Kick
nobody about your pickleball matches at all. It makes our
weekends worse. Whatever your name, I'm sorry, sir, whatever your name,
I'm genuinely sorry. I'm not going to be taking your
blood because I'm about to leave. I'm getting out of here.

(06:49):
I'm done working with you, clouds. I'm done with the
stupid career. You excuse me. I'm gonna head home and
make sweet sweet love to my super hot girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh my god, it's so good what.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I'm heading to the car right now before like security
comes over. I'll be home Soon'll be fun.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey Asher, Hey, how are you? This is the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show. Victoria yeah, and I'm Jebel. What's up?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Just quit his job? Well?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I just quit my job?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What is going on? Yeah? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
We do a segment on this radio show called Call
of Booty. It's where you have to call your significant
other to try to convince them to leave their job,
but you can only use a theme that we give you.
And your girlfriend, Chloe was trying to see if you
would come home to, you know, do what you understood
she wanted to do, using only star worst terminology to
see if she could actually get you to do it,
and I.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Guess she did. It worked, but it also sounds like
you just really quit your job.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Man.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
I just have to.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Feel are you sure you're wanted to do it?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I mean you told them to off?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Is that really how you want to leave? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
You should have seen their faces? Morons?

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
All right, Well, doing a better job. I guess this
is all. This is good all around.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Thanks Chloe.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Congratulations and a sure I guess congratulations on making career moves.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
You will call it duty.