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March 11, 2026 9 mins

✨ Can you ask for a booty call using only Harry Potter references? Danny tried to do exactly that in this hilarious round of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show. With her firefighter boyfriend on duty 🚒, she had one mission: convince him to leave work for a secret meetup — using nothing but wizarding-world code words.

⚡ Will phrases like Quidditch, Hufflepuff, and dark arts actually work… or will he think she’s completely lost her mind? And when he starts worrying something is seriously wrong, the call takes a turn nobody expected.

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, shunny. You know what I can find your booty,
Sue bowls, all of booty.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's time for Call of Booty and Danny is on
the phone and she wants to see if her boyfriend
James will leave his job and meet her for a
call of booty right now. But remember it's family friendly.
She can't say anything blatant exactly what she wants to do.
She has to do it in code that we give her.
So you'll find out what the theme is for today's
call of Booty in just the second.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Danny doesn't even know what it is. But Danny, you
want to call your boyfriend James.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, and he's a firefighter.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
So he pull Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, because they stay like sleep there, right, Like don't
they stay there for like twenty four hours or something?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, exactly, And I think i'd like to try to
do it because you know, we've only been together two months.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, yeah, no, right, two months in and you want
to be like, yeah, of course, and you guys are
still that phase where like the honeymoon. Yeah, you're still
in the honeymoon phase where you always want to be
doing stuff together.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Do you think that he's going to go for something
like this, like, do you guys do this already?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We haven't, so I'm curious. Okay, it's ready to take
their relationship to the next level.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Have you ever done this with anybody else that you've
been with, like ask them.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
To leave work to meet you know?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, this is the first first for you altogether?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And what kind of guy is Danny? Like is he
a serious guy or is he a guy that might
be willing to do it? You know? Is it guy's like, no,
I'm working right now and I must protect lives because
I'm a firefighter, or the kind of guy that be like,
lives can wait?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know, I do, right.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, he's got a fun side, so I'm hopeful.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So you still got to prioritize lives, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I'm hoping that a fire alarm actually goes off
in the middle of it, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Like, through the fire arm, I'm coming home to meet you.
I got another fire to put out hail alright.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And how call of booty works is you cannot be
blatant with it. You can't tell him exactly what you
want to do or say anything dirty. It's all has
to be done with a code that we give you
to use. And today, how are you Have you ever
seen the Harry Potter movies?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Danny?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, okay, you're a big Harry Potter fan, so it's
all got to be Harry Potter terms and things from.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
The Harry Potter movie.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't know how you're going to pull that off,
But do you think you can be sexy using Harry
Potter terms?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Harry Potter dumbledoor, dwarf If I didn't say dwarf.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Door, terrible job at it yet. The point though, Danny,
do you think you can be sexy using only Harry
Potter terminology?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah? I'm gonna google some words right now.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Right in the middle of Call of Booty and if
you're just joining us, Danny is on the phone and
she wants to call her boyfriend, James. They've only been
dating for two months. He's a firefighter, so he's currently
working right now. You know, they're not supposed to leave
the firehouse, but she's going to try to convince him
to leave his post as a firefighter and meet her
for Call of Booty and she can only do it
using Harry Potter terminology.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And it was the first time she's ever tried to
do this.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Now, yeah, it's just crazy, but it's wizard.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Are you nervous at all?

Speaker 7 (03:37):
I am.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'm just I think I got some good words here.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay. Cool?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
And if you guys, won only been dating two months, like,
there's a chance that he could think that you've just
gone crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, you're still in that window where he's like, oh boy,
who am I dating.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Him?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Good?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right, well, are you ready to make your call?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, Remember you cannot be dirty, nothing blatant. You just
have to try to convince him to leave for a
call of booty. And you can only talk about Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You're never gonna see it the same way again.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
All right, here we go. I'm gonna dolla this one
right now. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yell hey babe, hey, hey, hello, Yeah, what's up.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
How's your day going?

Speaker 7 (04:39):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Oh yeah, hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
How's your day going?

Speaker 7 (04:47):
You know, it's it's pretty slow, I guess, uh yeah,
you know. Uh sorry, we're just in the mill. So
I'm I was in the kitchen with everybody, but I
just went to the bathroom to take the call you okay,
is it all right?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm I'm just feeling a little for crooks right now,
you know, like.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Seeing if I be able to get you to come
huffle puffs a little bit.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Yeah cool?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Cool? Hey hang on, Hey.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yo, dude, I'm in here. Hang on all right, all right? Sorry, Hey, now,
cunning won't stop knocking on a door. He knows I'm
on the phone in here. Uh yeah, so us up.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh well, I was saying that. I just I said
I was taking it.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Okay, I'm not taking it right now. Okay, We've only
been dating for two months. I'm just you know, I
took a call in the bathroom, uh, to be away
from the other day guys. But like honestly, like I'm
not here dropping the dudes, Okay, Like I'm just.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, I know, that's that's okay.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I was just saying that maybe you want to get
out of there for like an hour, and I'll let
you play some quiddage in the Great Hall.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Okay, what's that?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
You know?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Quiddage in the Great Hall?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Like you know, the game won't stop until I call
out he should not be named.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh yeah, okay, cool, cool.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Cool, Yeah, tell me more about that.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Okay, Well, I was just sitting here and I was like,
where's my big wizard and.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I can really use it to expel your.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Dude, that have you seen what cap is? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Cool?

Speaker 8 (07:06):
Uh huh yeah, that would make a Gryffindor's next door
ask us to turn the TV down?

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Yeah cool? Keep going, yeah, keep going, let's hear more
about it?

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah yeah, just like leave for an hour and teach
this muggle your.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
Dark art and until my raven claws are digging into
the ceiling with some sort of levitation spell.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Hey babe, look, I gotta be honest, I haven't really
been paying attention, but it does sound like you're confused,
and I know you. Hey, you ahead recently. I'm gonna
ask my captain if I can get away for an hour.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Maybe come check on you.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
So just you know, just keep talking, all right, Let's
stay on the phone until I get there. Like, just
keep telling me about the claws and the wizards. Just
keep talking, you know. Okay, I'm gonna go and ask
my captain for.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Some James, don't don't do that yet. This is actually
a radio show called The Show. I Am Victoria, My
name is Jubell.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
How are you what?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
What It's a radio show called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
And your girlfriend, Yeah, your girlfriend, Danny wanted to see
if she could get you to leave work for a
booty call, but we told her she could only do
it using Harry Potter terminology.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
So she's perfectly fine. She was having a medical emergency.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Is that what she's using? Like magic words?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
No idea, Hey, but for real, though, she did get
me to leave work, and yeah, I mean you are
trying to leave, so you know, I'm trying to ask
my captain to give me a time. I thought she's
having a stroke.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
So you sort of won. You sort of got it done.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Man.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
I guess it would have helped if I'd have seen
the movies

Speaker 1 (09:07):
She will call a booty
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