Call Of Booty - John & Whitney: Can a Broadway Ballad Really Get Her to Leave Work?

John is feeling confident that he can convince his wife of five years to ditch the office and meet him during her lunch break—but there's a catch. For this edition of Call of Booty, he has to make his case in one of the most awkward, over-the-top ways imaginable. What starts as a simple challenge quickly turns into a performance nobody saw coming.

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, shutty, do you know what I can find
your booty? It's time for a brand new call of
booty and John is on the phone, and today he's
gonna see if he can get his wife of five
years to leave her job and meet him for a
booty call. But remember, it's not dirty. He can't be
blatant about anything or say exactly what he wants to do.

(00:22):
We always give you a style to do it in
and a different theme for the phone call. And what
will today's be you'll find out in just a second.
But first, John, what does your wife do for work?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
My wife, Whitney worked a receptionist at a dentist's office.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, so you're gonna call her while she's currently sitting
in front of the dentist office, like taking phone calls and.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
And all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yes, yeah, she's she's amidst a lot of people, and
generally when I call her at work, she actually tends
to be a little awkward and weird. So and I
will say, I also, like I have tried to call
her before to see if she'll do this to meet me.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
She would not do that, Okay, stay persistent, right, it
pays off. Now you're going to try it again, but
even in weirder way.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, I thought that it would be really fun to
try again. Also because I've heard this segment before, like.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
A lot of a lot so the other the other
people who have done this when I've listened, they've talked.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Actually, oh yeah, you think they get out?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I feel pretty confident that I could do this,
like I'm given this. I don't know, I've given this
like an eighty percent chance that I can get her
to leave.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Wow, all right, that's very confident.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Seriously, I'm expected a lot from you now, John. Yeah,
and remember me too.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You can't be dirty, and you can't tell her exactly
what you want her to leave work to do. You
have to do it in the theme that we give
you and see if you're still confident after we give
you the thing, because you have to call your wife
and see if she'll leave work right now to meet
you for a booty call. But you can only do
it like you're starring in a Broadway musical.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
How do you think you're gonna do now?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I think that maybe not eighty percent anymore. I think
maybe I'm giving him. This a twenty chance.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
You can stick with eighty. We'll see if you can
do it. I believe in you.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
If you're just joining us for today's call of booty,
you're in luck because John is on the phone and
he's about to call his wife named Whitney.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
They've been together for five years.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
She works reception at a dentist's office, and he's going
to see if she'll leave her job right now to
meet him for a booty call. But the thing is,
he can't be dirty about it, can't say blatantly what
he wants to do. He has to do it using
a style that we gave him to use. And today
John has to try to get his wife to leave
for a job and meet him for a booty call.
But like he's the star of his own Broadway musical,

(03:08):
break a Leg, John, how you feeling about your big
performance coming up here?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm to go, man, I'm pump all right?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Have you? Are you very familiar with Broadway musicals at all?
Or you know you know a little bit? I guess
nothing crazy? All right? Well, good luck, here we go.
I'm gonna dialp your wife's phone number right now.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Thank you for calling Bright smiles until this is.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Whitney waitting wit me.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
My baby, you are the star of my dreams. You
make me want to see.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Dad John.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yes, it is, it is. It's you're dashing reading man.
And how is work?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
How his work?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's probably lame?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
And that boss?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh what a dark do you wish?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Just for an hour you could leave that place?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Just take my hand and I will lead you to heaven.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What am I doing?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
What am I doing?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Why? It's funny you ask Whitney for I'm just a man,
a simple, simple lad.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I don't need much, not money now, cause there's only
one thing I want so bad. It's just your.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Wach.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
My name is John, and Whitney, I need your talk, baby.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Baby antipad and looking at the teeth, talking about teeth,
sitting there staring at the clock. Wait until it's five
point thirty. Wouldn't it be nice if you put down
the phone, hopped in your car and sped home and
we can lay on the couch and let our hands roam.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm at Quirk and you're so loud. People are looking
at me.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, Whitney, that's got to be an awkward situation for you.
You know what I would want to do if I
were you, I'd want to hide away from all those
crying eyes and.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Oh baby, I'll be or hide away your secret place,
or you can.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Go where you're feeling out of place and if you're
feeling down, and then I'll help to feel you up. Yes,
I'll feel you up.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
I'll feel you up. I'll feel you up.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
If you just come home while on your lunch, I'll
feel you up.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Wow, Oh my gosh, you we.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Ridiculous. Do you know what's ridiculous is that.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
I'm sitting here alone. I'm a shell of a man.
If only I could be made whole again.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh if only my Whitney, baby, my wife, the love
of my life, my best friend, would tell her job
to shove it so that we could spend about thirty
minutes on loving and the other thirty snuggling.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Man.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay, Dave, stop wait, I get it. I know the
last thing you're trying to get you to do this
I said no, but.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
This creative, weird musical thing has definitely gotten you.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Some creativity point.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, I'll take my lunch in thirty and head home way.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Oh hey, Whitney, this, how are you this is the
Jebel Show. It's a radio show that was a great show. Whitney,
I'm na Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And my name is Jubil and your husband John's still there.
But we do a segment on the show called Call
of Booty where you have to see if your significant
other will leave work to meet you for a call
of booty. But you have to do it in a
style of our choosing, and your husband had to call
up and convince you to leave the job to meet him,
like a like he was the star of his own
Broadway show, which, by the way, fabulous job.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Joh I was with you all the way. Yeah, I
fill you up. Song needs to go.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, oh my gosh, I'm at work, so I need
to keep it together. I mean, my husband's funny, but
that was like a whole other level. I was like,
where is this coming? Like I've never heard the scene.
That was incredible.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
It sounds like it worked.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I can't believe it.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Actually, you know what we need to do is send
them a recording of this so anytime he wants to.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Get her excited, absolutely, I'll still be coming home for
lye Ad. It was a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, Congratulations John, you did it and you got your
wife to leave work. Amazing performance on Thank You,