Call Of Booty - Lily asks her husband Ezra to leave work early!

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Excuse me, Shunny, do you know where I can find
your booty? Sue Bowls? Call of Booty. Lily is on
the phone today for Call of Booty and she wants
to see if she get her husband of ten years
to leave his job and meet her for a booty
call right now. And remember, it's family friendly. There's nothing

(00:22):
over it about it. You can't say exactly what you
want to do. We give you a theme to use
for it, and you have to see if you can
get them to understand what you're talking about with the
code words that we give you. It's always hilarious and
always very challenging, and Lily wants to do it today
to her husband of ten years, named Ezra. First of all, Lily,
where does your husband work?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
He works an IT specialist support at a big company.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, so he's an IT guy.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
He's smart, yeah, and probably awkward.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
He's sweet. Let's not say, of course.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Of course, Lily, have you done anything like this to
him before?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I try not to do things like this to him,
just because it's kind of hit or miss. So I
think that he's sort of chilled out over the years.
He likes me silly, So we'll see we'll see how
it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And do you think it's going to be challenging to
see if you can get him to leave his job
right now to come meet you for definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
He told me today it's a very busy day for him,
So today especially, I don't know how that'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Laston, Ide was talking about he had a lot of
work today.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
All right, So you're calling a swamped busy it support
specialist who's your husband to see if he'll leave work
right now to meet you for a booty call, and
we'll give you what theme you have to use in
just a second. Has he done anything like this to
you before?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Good question. He's not much of a prankster.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
He really likes to laugh, but he's more of like
a let's play a silly game type.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Guy, and we're both in on it. But he's never
try to trick me that I can remember.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Speaking code? Okay, Well, Lily, have you ever driven a
car before? Yes? I have?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I have?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Good?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, good, So today for the call of booty the
theme that you have to use in order to get
your husband to try to understand what you're talking about
to see if you'll leave work for a booty call
will be car themed, so car parts. He's not going
to get anything traffic related.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Driven a car is so different than like looked inside it.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Right, I know.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, you're gonna call him. He's gonna be like, well,
do I need to leave it now to help you
fix the car or what I mean? That's gonna be
a difficult one. You got this, Lily. Yeah, And we'll
be there to help you out, you know, for the
first part of the phone call, until we come on
the phone. If you need help, you can hear us,
but he can't, so we can help you come up
with some blinds as well. Lily is on the phone

(03:11):
and she wants to call her husband of ten years,
who works in it to see if he'll leave his
job and meet her for a booty call. And remember,
it's not dirty. She can't say anything overt, she can't
be blunt. She has to try to describe what she
wants to do and why she wants him to leave
work using only car terminology. So here we go, Lily,

(03:33):
are you about ready for us to call him?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm as ready as here.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, we'll be here and you can hear us for
the first part, and he won't be able to hear us.
So if we think of some lines, we'll be able
to talk in your ear. Just don't talk back to us,
because people have made that mistake before and then they
got caught with's what they're trying to do. They yea, yeah, okay,
and we'll jump in to save you at some point
if it needs saving. All right, but good luck soldier.

(04:03):
All right, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now
here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Hello, hey honey, Oh hi, nugget. I didn't know it
was you for some reason. That's a block number.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh that's that's weird. Uh, maybe I dropped my phone
in the toilet this morning. Maybe that's why.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Wow, I hope you washed it. That's gross. Yeah, I
gotta look at the new neighbors this morning. The guy
looks like such a douchebag. It's crazy, like no neck,
Jim monkey. Just I don't know, man. We should go

(04:57):
introduce ourselves tonight. Thought to actually see what the like.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, we said.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah. I want to make sure they're not all like
methy you know, they kind of giveing me like meth
head vibes. They've been like moving things at like two
am like I got up there?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
He stop talking? I need das some something.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, sorry, what's up?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Can you work right now?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Right now? Are you okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Like right now, right now? I need you to check
under my hood.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Babe. I'm so slammed today as your car not starting.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, the engine is running and it's all redded up
and ready to go. But speaking of these slammed, maybe
you could just leave work for like an hour, because
I really want you to slam the door.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Since wen, do you think I can work on cars
if your computer was having issues? Like? Sure, but I
literally don't know anything about cars.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh baby, don't be so hard on yourself.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You know exactly how to fix my car, you sexy
little grease monkey.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Wait are you making fun of me because of what
your dad said last week?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, Like I get it. I don't know how to
work on cars. Like your dad's a genius. The stupid
old truck he has has always broken down. Maybe he's
so good at being a mechanic. You can just call him.
Then have your dad check your hood.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh no, oh, growth no, I I I.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Definitely don't want my dad to check under my hood.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Call your brother, you know, have him check the engine
and the engine light for you.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh god, no, no, no, stop, you're not getting it.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
No, I get it. It's Dezra Day. I'm very aware
that I don't know how to work on cars, And honestly,
it's like super weird that you're piling on with what your.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Dad was saying, like, no, that's not it.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
No, look like I know, I'm good at my job
and I know how to fix computers, and I don't
care if I don't know how to fix a car
or change a tire or whatever. That's part of the
reason why I make money, so I can hire people
to take care of that kind of stuff and take
care of your car and my car. And if your
dad was more focused on marriage and like being a
good person, he wouldn't be going through his forced divorce

(07:51):
right now. And what all he cared about is like
cars and automobiles, you.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Know, like.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You No, I'm sick of your dad always like you mean,
because he doesn't think I'm a man. I'm like I
told you, I'm so busy today. I'm sorry, I'm getting
so annoyed. But for your dad, like I don't know,
he can just go sit on the dipstick you know.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh yeah, this is the radio show. It's called the
Jubil Show. Hi Ezrah, I mean hi, I'm Victoria. My
name is Jubel. How are you.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, I can tell, and I can understand why.
We do a segment off the show called call of
Booty where you have to see if your significant other
will leave their job to meet you for a booty call.
But we give people like code to use instead of
actually just saying what they want to do. So your
wife had to try to convince you to leave work
to meet her for a booty call using only car terminology.

(09:03):
It wasn't about anything that her dad. I'm sorry that
her dad honestly like has something against you with cars,
but it wasn't about that at all. Isn't something her
father should never do.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
So now he's gonna hear. Everybody's gonna hear. The neighbors
might have heard me.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, well I try to just stop him, but I
didn't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, well, now I can see what I was saying
about the dad and like your brother coming in checking
under your head.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
That I'm so sorry I didn't I didn't know that
that was gonna happen. I didn't want to embarrass you.
Have you said things about other people, I thought I
would just embarrass you.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm just gonna say, if your dad heard you talking
about carts, he'd be very disappointed.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well, if you would have known that your wife was
calling you for a booty call, not to pile in
on the things that her dad obviously doesn't think that
you don't know how to work on cars. Would you
have met.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Her any other day than today, Yeah, but I would
have rushed home as soon as I finished.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
So well, I think we picked the wrong theme for
this guy.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Obviously. I don't care if you don't know how to
work on cars.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
You know, I would never make fun of you for that.
So I was confused. You know, It's like, what is going.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh yeah we heard that?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
No, wait, hold on, I think I got one. Now
that I know what we're doing, I think you've got me.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
You were talking about too much.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You can take this.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Well.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Thanks for trying, Lily.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah I tried. Thanks. Guys, I'll see you later. Don't
be come mad at me.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
No, I'm not mad. But we should check on the neighbors.
They are getting strong meth tids,