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Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!
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Episode Transcript
It's time for a brand new call of booty, and
today Mark is on the phone, and Mark wants to
call his wife of seven years to see if she'll
leave her job right now and meet him for a
little bit of a booty call. But remember, it's not
dirty at all. He can't be blatant or say anything dirty.
We give him a ridiculous theme to use and he'll
see if he can get her to understand first what
(00:20):
he's talking about and if she'll actually come home and
meet him when she's probably going to think he's drunk
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
But anyway, Mark, are you Are you sure you want
to do a call of booty?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh? I am ready to do this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, let's go. I like the confident. Yeah, where does
your wife work?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
She works at a credit union.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Credit union okay, okay, so pretty professional setting.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, she's very good at her job. She's always busy
helping members, so she's definitely going to be very professional
on the phone. I try to get her to sneak
away in the past, but she's never done it, and
I'm hoping this is so this is the time.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Tried before, So you've tried before, and now you're going
to try in the worst way possible when we give
you what the theme is for the call you have
to make. All right, Well, how about today? Do you
think that you can convince your wife to leave her
job working at a credit union and meet you for
a call of booty while sounding like a cheesy local
(01:23):
TV weatherman.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Right, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yep, every single thing you say has to be some
sort of forecast. You know, those guys are always really cheesy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, I got my favorite guy too that
I check in.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, all right, well, maybe go to YouTube and pull
some videos of him to get some Vince bo And
Mark is on the phone, and he's about to call
his wife of seven years, who's working right now at
a credit union, and see if he can convince her
to leave her job and meet him for a little
fun and then except remember, you can't say anything dirty
or be blatant about what he wants her to come
(01:59):
home and do. But he has to do it today
in the style of a cheesy local weatherman.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What so.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
To Mark, if you've got some things together that you
think you might want to say when you call her?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a rough script and
looking at.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, you have like a cool cheesy weatherman name. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, sweet Well, I'm going a dollar phone number
right now and we'll jump in if you need it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Thank you for calling Union. This is Amber help you.
Good afternoon, Amber.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm chief meteorologist Mark Thundercloud with your mid day romance forecast.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, let's take a look.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Let's take a live look at today's doppler.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm seeing extremely low happiness over the Credit Union, with
a strong hobby pressure.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
System building rapidly at home. Inside the house are.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Lonely sixty eight degrees, but experts predict they will climb
dramatically if one beautiful brunette arrives during her lunch break.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Oh my god, people are staring at me. Right let's
zoom in.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You'll notice the stubborn cold front named work refusing to
move out of the area. Fortunately, in afternoons, the light
front is expected to push in around twelve to fifteen.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Mark. What are you doing? I am at work, babe.
What is this?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm sorry, Amber, but this forecast comes directly from the
National Center for Married Men.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Is this real? It absolutely is not.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right? Let's check today's hour by hour forecast. Shall
we eleven forty five paperwork noon, more paperwork twelve fifteen,
dramatic improvement in household morale twelve seventeen, elevated heart rates
twelve twenty. Scattered cuddling with a one chance of snacks
afterward in bed.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh my god, you.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Are such an idiot. I love it.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm also going to have.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
To issue a blanket advisory. Citizens are encouraged to remain
indoors with someone they find incredibly incredibly attractive.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Wow, oh my god, babe, you are making this worse.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Unfortunately, all this is a live update. The forecast has intensified.
We're now under a level five wife warning. Residents are
advised to abandon unnecessary meetings, avoid all spreadsheets, and seek
comediate shelter in bed.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
My god, why are you doing this like a weather report?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Before we go, Let's look at tomorrow's forecast. If current
conditions continue, there's a ninety Your husband sleeps on the couch.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
That finally you said something accurate.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Wait wait, wait, wait this wait breaking weather, breaking weather updates.
If you can come home and meet me right now,
we can shelter in place, because it looks like there
will be atmospheric storms with nothing but heavy moisture ahead.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Oh god, you have me so close.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And then you said, hey, em, how are you? This
is the Jebel Show. It's a radio show and my
name is Jebel.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Oh my god, I knew something was.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, sorry to em like this.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But we do a second on the show called Call
of Booty Where are you? Because it call your said
if you another and see if they'll leave their job
to meet you for a booty call. Except we always
give you a ridiculous theme to use, and your husband
Mark had to do it like a cheesy weatherman and.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
He killed it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Mark must have written some stuff down. That was a
great job.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Amazing. Yeah, I secretly wanted to be, you know, a weatherman.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
This is your day. I can't so it. Did it
work or not? Amber? Are you going to go meet him?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I might, but bad You cannot say moist ever.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Be there's a there's one hundred percent chance
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I will never be saying that again.
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