Call Of Booty: Olympic-Sized Risk: Can He Convince a Nurse to Leave Her Shift? 🏅📞

In this hilarious episode of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show 🎙️, Landon attempts the impossible — convincing his girlfriend to leave her hospital shift for an afternoon “meet-up”… using only Olympic sports as code words. 🥇

The twist? She’s a busy nurse in the middle of a chaotic day, and he can’t say anything outright. From curling to hockey to track and field, things spiral quickly as confusion, suspicion, and secondhand embarrassment take center stage. 😅

Will he stick the landing… or completely wipe out?

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, shutty. You know what I can find him
Booty Sue bowls, Call of Booty. Landon is on the
phone today for Call of Booty. He has to see
if he can get his girlfriend to leave her job
right now and meet him for a booty call. But again,
it's family friendly, can't be dirty, can't be overt about anything.

(00:24):
You just have to use basically a theme that we
give you to use as code words for what you
want to do. And we'll tell you what that theme
is in just a second. But it's always hilarious to
see what people come up with. And Landon, you want
to call your girlfriend today, right?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, all right? And where's your girlfriend work? Is she
at work right now?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah? She's actually a work right now she believe it
or not, she's actually a nurse.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You want to call your girlfriend who's a nurse running
around a hospital.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Properly saving lives here, man, his life needs to be
saved too.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
At the mouth. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
And you know she's a nurse, so she's probably gonna
be super busy and like, she's literally at a hospital
right now. But you know, I've seen grating out of me,
so I'm pretty I'm feeling pretty confident.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, but they have those on call rooms at the hospital.
You have to get her to leave the hospital. Do
you think she'll do it?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I think she Yeah, I think she could do it. Hey,
I can make this happen.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, So you're pretty confident about that.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We've never done anything like this before, but I am
confident in my skills that I can convince her.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
But you know, she's a tough cookie to to correct.
So we'll see how it's going to go. But I'm
confident in my skills.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Have you ever tried to get her to leave work
to meet you for anything like this at all? Ever?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I've tried to get her just like have lunch
with me, and she she won't leave them.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, So trying to convince you know, she's pretty busy. Yeah,
I imagine if she's a nurse in the hospital important.
So trying to convince her to leave work right now
for a booty call is going to be probably a
tough task.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Ye, tough.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yes, it says no to lunch. I don't know if
she's gonna say yes for a booty call.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I know, like I said, it's gonna be tough, but
I'm pretty confident in my skills, so we'll see how.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right, Well, how are you at knowing what sports
there are in the Olympics?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh? Man, not that good?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, Well, so you might want to google a list
because the themes that you're gonna have to use will
be Olympic sports. So you can't say anything dirty and
you can't tell her exactly what you want to do.
You have to use Olympic sports to describe her leaving
work to meet you for a call of booty? Are
we doing winter sports specific either one? It doesn't matter,
just Olympic sports, Okay, I mean, but bonus points if

(02:51):
it's Olympics Winter Olympics. But you know, yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm gonna go ahead and google right now so I
can have a listen for me when we do the call. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Landon is on the phone, and Landon is about to
call his girlfriend who works at a hospital, and she's
on the job right now, and he's gonna see if
he can convince her to leave her shift and meet
him for call of booty. But he can't say anything
blunt about what he wants to do. He's got to
do it using only terms of Olympic sports. Why is

(03:21):
the only thing I'm thinking about right now? Pull vaulting?
You use that landed?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, that sounds good and I'll think about it.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
We'll see for.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
The For the first part of the call, we can
talk to you and where she can't hear us. So
if we think of any lines, we'll give them to
you in your ear. Okay, but make sure not to
talk back to us because people have done that before
and then you know, ruins everything or think you crazy.
She may think you're crazy, no matter what I mean, Yeah, guys,
I mean she might.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
This is this is gonna be kind of hard to
pull up.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, we'll see if you can. Are you ready to
call her?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Go for the gold?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
The gold? Okay, here we go. I'm gonna die her
phone number right now, and then we'll jump in to
save you if we need to.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, hey baby, what's up? It's it's me. And then
what what.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Number are you coming from?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I got this.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Uh, it's just a special special number that I'm calling
from my I.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I lost my phone, so I just wanted to just
give you calling this new burner phone that I got
real quick?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Uh you you lost your phone and you've got a
burner phone?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
What what happened?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Is everything?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, every everything's cool. I'll explain later. But how's
your day going to far? You're being so weird?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
It's it's actually been like the worst two hours ever.
I just got cursed out by a patient because I told.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Him he couldn't have jello.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Like today is just it's not one of the best days.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
What what's up? What's you need? Oh? Yeah, man, I'm
sorry to hear that. But do you have a quick
second talk real quick? I just want to go over
something with you?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah, I can, I can pop into a room. Hang
on a second, he cat. Can you can you watch
The Pasion for me from one fourteen?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, I let me step in, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What's up? Hey, but I'll be I'll be quick.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
But hey, I I really need you to come home,
like like right now.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Why what happened?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
And well, you know, I was just watching the Olympics
and and yeah, can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Hello? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what's what's wrong? Well?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Okay, so, like I said, I was watching the Olympics right,
and and I was thinking, you know, maybe you and
I could you know, do a little curling, you know,
get our, get our, get our curling on?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You know what did I mean? No? No current like
no like uh current? Like we could do a little you.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Know, short track, you know, speed skating, you know what
I mean some uh little you know little.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Freestyle skiing, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, exactly,
like a little triple axle.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
You know, we can spend the afternoon going on a
little thrill ride a little twist and turns or you know,
we can you know, we can do a little you
know we'll be safe and secure, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
What the hell are you talking about? Can you.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Want us to do twists and turns?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
And you need me to come home because you're watching
the Olympics? This is what you pulled me out.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Of work for.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
And what is happening? Okay, okay, let me try again.
Maybe we could have a little afternoon heated rivalry. You know,
you on one hockey team, me on the other. And
who knows, maybe.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'll even let you score.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'm sure you'll get an off slaze penalty.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Landon. Have you finally started watching heated rivalry, Like, is
that what this is?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I've been telling you watch it for weeks.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
And you want me to come home because.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
You want together?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
No I was I was just wondering if you wanted
to bad my mitten like badminton land and hang on.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, the my boyfriend is just being weird. I can
just call it off from Sorry, I am like getting
bug left and right.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
What you you you want me to play badminton with you?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did I did? I just catch that? What? No? They No,
nothing is wrong me, you know. I just I just
want to track your field and what I feel and
I want to stick the landing.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
And then tends from the judges all around, ten from
the giants.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Okay, your boat? What Leandon?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I don't know what you're on right now between the
burner phone, wanting to play track and field and finally
watch one of the best shows on TV.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
We can watch it.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
When I get home.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
I have to go finish my ship.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I have another ten hours to go. Get a job, Sophia.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Bamn, get a job, Sophia. How are you? This is
actually the radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Sophia,
I'm Nina. Hi I'm Victorias and my name is Jubel.
Do you kind of get what he was trying to do?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
What?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Then are you there?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
What?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
He's here. This is a radio show and we do
a segment called Call of Booty where I have to
see if you can get your significant other to leave
their job and meet you for a booty call. But
you have to use code words instead of just being
blatant about it. So Landon was trying to do that
using Olympic sports terminology. But he was trying to We'll

(10:21):
let you get back to work.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I mean, so, so what do you think, babe down
or what?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
We'll talk about it when I get home.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You will call a booty