Call Of Booty: Veronica & Logan - She Tried to Seduce Her Husband Like a Drill Sergeant… Then Everything Went Off the Rails

What starts as a hilarious Call of Booty challenge quickly turns into a total relationship disaster when Veronica tries to get her work-obsessed husband to leave his driving school for some “afternoon cardio.” 😳 Using the world’s least romantic theme — an angry drill sergeant — she pushes through awkward commands, confused reactions, and one seriously committed roleplay attempt. But just when everyone thinks the segment is over, a shocking reveal changes the entire mood.

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, shutty. Do you know what I can find
your booty?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's time for another call of booty. And Veronica is
on the phone today to see if she can get
her husband to leave his job and meet her for
a call of booty. But remember, it's not dirty, it's
all family friendly. You can't say anything blatant, and we
always give you a weird theme to use to see
if you can get your significant oother to figure out
first what you're talking about and if they will actually

(00:29):
leave their job to meet you for a call of booty.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's part.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
And Veronica's on the phone right now, and you want
to call your husband Veronica.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yes, I have heard this segment before. I think it
is so funny and I.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Just feel like we should try it.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes, let's try and get Logan to leave work to
meet me for all.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Right, I'm into it. Do you think he's going to
do it? Have you done something like this before?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
He's never done anything. I've never done anything like this.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, I've never done like this. And lead to me me, okay,
that he won't.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
All right, well, what what does he do for work? Now?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm just going to say he's really really obsessed with works.
He owns a driving school.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh that's school.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, he usually.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Takes a break around this time of day.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, and yeah, okay, so you want to see if
you can get him. I'm assuming he has like appointments
all day with teaching people how to drive.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes, he's booked all day. It's definitely going to be
a challenge.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
So getting him to cancel anything in general is not easy.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, you know, we always give everybody a seam to
use as code for what they want to do, so
you can't just be blatant about everything. And today's theme
for Call of Booty you have to try to convince
your husband, logan who owns a driving school, to leave
his job right now and meet you for a Call
of Booty as an angry drill sergeant.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
What do you say? Just like yell out home now, that's.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
All I can really think of. Yeah, an angry drill sergeant.
You think you can do it? Push ups.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm going to have to channel my inner angry guy
in general, But.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, I think I think I can make it. Okay, fine,
it's far playing.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, exactually, well see if you can do it. Veronica
is on the phone, and she's going to try to
convince her husband, who owns a driving school, to leave
his job right now, cancel all of his appointments for
the rest of the day, and come home for a
little call of booty. But she can only do it
sounding like an angry drill sergeant.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is going to be the most intense one yet.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Veronica, did you like look up things that an angry
drill sergeant would say? Or you're just going to try
to do it off the top of your head.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think I'm going to try to do it off
the top of my head.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I know that they say like kind of ridiculous things
out of left field.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So we'll just see what happens. Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, And it feels like it's like a few octaves
lower than your regular but you know that's angry drill
sergeant is probably the least sexy way to get somebody
to try to leave for a call of beuty. And
you never know. Yeah, we'll see when we learn something
new about your husband today. We'll find out. Oh, are

(03:24):
you ready for us to make the phone call? Yep,
let's go, all right, good luck, here we go.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Driving school.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
This is logan you.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're late for inspection, maggot. Hello, you heard me, maggot.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I've seen shopping carts take better direction, and those are
being pushed by ninety year old ladies going to buy
depends from Aisle seven just so they can say they left.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
The house today. Are you an ninety year old woman.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Meggot, It's fine, just take it. Take a left here,
and we're just going to continue.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Listening here, meggot, I need you home right now, standing
at full attention.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
This is not a trill. Oh wait, are you giving
a lesson right now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I took you off.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'll do the question asking here, maggot.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Now get home right now.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I need you horizontal the ready, bye, yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, this is.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
The strangest phone call I've gotten.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
In a while.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
As your commanding officer, you are hereby ordered the bedroom
for some afternoon callous.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Uh that's okay, Just take take a breath. The good
thing is you didn't panic, all right, you didn't get me. Hey, babe,
can I go you back. I'm in the middle of
the lesson right now. It'll be over in like twenty fives.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
I don't need it called back, maggot, tiny, you need
to get.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
To your home base.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Right now, remove those work clothes because it's gonna be
a long afternoon.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well okay, wow, this is really weird and I have
no idea why you're talking like that, but I think
I get what you're saying. Uh, and you want me
to come home after this lesson?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Right, okay, take a right. Listen here, soldier. Is not
a one back, is a demand and a command.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
I hope you're ready for some intense cardio, because when
I'm done with you, you're not even going to be
able to drive.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm sorry, babe, I didn't I didn't hear what you
were saying.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I was I was given an instruction, would you say?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now stand that attention?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Private, I'm gonna need you horizontal like I said proto.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
All right, so yeah, after this lesson, I think I
have a break for two hours and I could be
at home.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh wow, and actually, hey, congratulations Veronica. Wow, Logan, how
are you? This is the Jebill Show.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
He's into it.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I Anna, I'm.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Victoria and my name is Juble. How are you? It's
a radio show?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, hello, I know it sounds like you're in the
middle of a giving a driving lesson right now. But
we do a segment on the show that's called call
of booty. That's where if you want your significant other
to come home for a call of booty, you have
to do it on the show. But we we make
it so that it's not dirty, and you have to
use some sort of theme. And today your wife was

(06:55):
trying to see if you would actually leave work to
meet her at home. But sounding like an angry drill sergeant.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, the maggot, it looks like it actually works. Yeah,
only where I think genius.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I mean, I'm still game.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
So uh okay, let me finish his lesson and uh,
you know, another twenty minutes or so fifteen. If they're
doing super great, I can meet you actually work when
you have, you know, something that's important sometime you have

(07:32):
to you know.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
He's trying to play it off. Are you trying to?
Are you trying to? Are you trying to play it
off because you don't want the person that you're giving
a driving lesson too to know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's that's exactly correct, that's not not awkward.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, the congratulations, Veronica.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
But yeah, well thank you.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I was really excited when I woke up this morning too,
but I mean now not so much.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Why not? What do you mean? Oh? I don't know, Logan.
Why would I wake up this morning excited? I mean
because you're gonna do this crazy radio call, Ogain, Let
be really, Logan, You you really don't know, do you?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
My god, damn, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm sorry. Yeah, what is it? I just thought this
would be fun for our anniversary, but about it all day.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I'm sorry, grated, and I can't believe I forgot our anniversary.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Listen, I'll be home right after this lesson?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Veronica, did you play us on that you can?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
No? I really wanted to do this call.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I thought it would be really funny to do for anniversary.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
And but I mean, you forgot, and I was.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I was gonna tell you, but I wanted to wait
until the end, you know, just to see if it
with John your memory.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, listen, I'll I'll be I'm sorry, I'll be home
run for this lesson. No, you're good, take your time.
I'm going to go get a massage. You won't be
getting a booty collar any booty.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
You She just shung up, Logan, Man, Yeah, like home
still or I think you just stay at work man,
take flowers when you.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Do, go home and mothers no, go home when she's
not there, get the whole place ready and be like,
this is your surprise, flower pedals, candles.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Let's pull out the romance. Well, let's think either way
I go, you will call it bo